Chelsea High School - Beacon Yearbook (Chelsea, MA)

Text from Pages 1 - 90 of the 1930 volume:

2f i i6ra7y ' Chelsea !Ma 0215 Q 4 TO OUR HEADMASTER ROBERT R. WEBBER WE, THE CLASS OF NINETEEN THIRTY-ONE RESPECTFULLY DEDICATE THIS VO L U M E Foreword You to the left and I to the right, For the ways of men must sever— And it well ntay be for a day and a night. And it well may be forever. But whether we meet or whether we part (For our ways are past our knowing), A pledge from the heart to its fellow heart On the ways we all are going! Here’s luck! For we know not where we are going. —Richard Hovey. 6 The BEACON - 1931 PAGE Frontispiece .... ....... 3 Dedication ............. 5 Foreword ............. 6 Art Staff ............. 9 Literary Staff ............ 10 Advertising Staff ............ 11 Editorial ............. 12 Senior Class Officers ........... 13 The Class of 1931 14 Graduation Speakers ........... 51 Class Day Speakers ........... 52 Class Essay ............. 53 Class History ............ 55 Class Prophecy ...... ..... 56 Class Gifts ............. 61 Junior Class Officers ........... 65 Senior Play ........ .... 67 Music . . ........... 69 Sports .... ......... 7 5 Beacon Ouarterlv ..... ..... 85 V Clubs .............. 81 The Spectator Papers ...... .... 94 Should Auld Acquaintance Be Forgot . . . . . .104 7 Editordn-Chief Lester Adelson Literary Editor Assistant Literary Editor George Dobrow Harry Oshry Advertising Manager Charles Markell Assistant Advertising Manager Daniel Holland Literary Staff Bernard Bornbaum Irene Broidy Louis Cohen Sophie Cohen Esther Feldman Francis Feldman Samuel Ficksman Paul Gorin Bertha Swartz George Higgins Harry Koltunsky Dorothy McClintock Barbara McDonough Abraham Pollen Leo Rosenfield Morris Solomon Harry Spiro Advertising Staff Bernard Bornbaum Lewis Cohen George Dobrow Esther Feldman Harry Spiro Samuel Ficksman Sarah Goodman Paul Gorin Barbara McDonough Art Staff Irving Brodie Louis Glassman Dorothy White Mildred Gottfried Jessie Stavisky 8 T he BEACON 1931 ART STAFF 9 Th_e_ BE_ACON_M 931 10 LITERARY STAFF The BEACON ' 1931 11 ADVERTISING STAFF 12 The BEACON ' 1931 Class of 1931 CLASS OFFICERS President Samuel Ficksman Vice ' President Harry Koltunsky Secretary Robert Brown Treasurer Simon Sadur 13 The BEACON ' 1931 Morris Abramovitz Morris is a bright boy whose beaming countenance and wealth of puns have endeared him to the hearts of his classmates — and teachers (?). Lester Adelson Our editor-in-chief, a lad of over¬ leaping ambitions. Nothing stops this cum laude man except a detour on a one-way street. Jennie Adelstein We like to see Jennie laugh. There’s so much of her that enjoys itself. Monika Akstin Just a little violet moaning unseen in a corner of life’s garden. Poetic, n’est-ce pas? Raymond Aldersley The outstanding member of the M. Y. O. B. Club. If every one looked into some one else’s business as little as Raymond, we should be able to disband the Army, the Navy, and the Marines. Mildred Alperin A quiet, unassuming girl who is a credit to her friends as well as to the Chelsea Senior High School Jack Annanigian If Jack doesn’t turn out to be a high-class newspaper cartoonist when he completes high school, we’re wrong (as usual). Jack is also noted as an athlete. Elaine Anderson Was Tennyson thinking of our Elaine when he w rote “Elaine the fair,’ Elaine the lovable?” We wouldn ' t be surprised. Helena Anderson ' Tis indeed a double blessing to have Helena with us as well as Elaine. The two are the living feminine counterparts of Damon and Pythias. Rose Aptaker “Woman ' s at best a contradiction still. After seeing Rosie we say, “Them’s harsh words and untrue ” 14 The BEACON ' 1931 Sophie Aronow Sophie was a child prodigy in music. At the age of two she was playing on the linoleum. Muriel Baggs We’ll bet that they can ' t run the cafeteria without Muriel. Accord- ing to all signs she certainly has a future at the Waldorf. Louis Baizman The other half of the Baizman quartette. Louis ought to go over big, flashing smiles for toothpaste ads. Morris Baizman Our own nomination for the senior class grandfather clock. Steady and maybe a little slow, but he always finishes anything he starts. Jennie Baker A paragon of beauty and charm, and she has bewitching dimples, too. Barney Baritz You probably won’t believe us (nobody else does) that the girls actually go wild over his black, curly hair. But it doesn ' t bother him a bit, the Old Rock of Gibraltar. Anna Barron After watching this girl apply the brush we can believe that the women of America spend umpty- steen million dollars a year on cos¬ metics Paul Bedoin Paul, old lazy-bones himself, se¬ cured a position as a mattress-tester. And we poor saps say, “Although you’re down in this job, you ' re never out. (Catch on?) Helen Belko A rather stout but demure young lassie who appreciates humor. When Helen laughs, every one knows it. Nathan Bell ' 31 ' s own candidate for Lon Chaney’s place. Just think! they had his picture plastered all over Schein ' s! Jealous? 15 The BEACON ' 1931 Sarah Berger A refined young lady whose friendship is alwa ys sought. Sally is always the same—lovable, sym- pathetic, friendly, and full of fun. Pauline Berman ’Tis not only with the basketball that Pauline shows her able grace, for she dances at our social balls with the same artful pace. Jack Binder Wisdom means naught, is naught.” So speaketh Jack. “He has wisdom.” So speaketh we. Gussie Blinder Wherever she is you will be sure to find plenty of fun and laughter, for she is always saying the most unexpected things in her own way. Annabelle Bloom Annabelle is not a talkative (not much) girl as we meet her in the school, but we understand that she talks more in her sleep than at any other time. Mamie Borkum Mamie is clever and sensible, and always knows the correct thing to do or say. Her friends best know her true worth. Barney Bornbaum Bingy, our cum mala laude man, has succeeded in faithfully filling the position of clown, class wit, and prince of jolly good fellows. As a student he is a wonderful dancer. Samuel Bornstein Rudy Vallee’s only rival. When Sam starts to sing, every one gets closer to him—so as not to miss him with bouquets of antiquated vege- Michael Bossman Mike, a handsome and sleek lad, has always been an authority on how to make the world a better place in Maurice Bovarnick Paderewski the Fifth can tickle the ivories to death. Don’t forget C. H. S., Maurice, when you rise to Paul Whitman ' s fame. 16 The BEACON ' 1931 Carl Boytano Carl intends to follow in the foot¬ steps of Thomas Edison. Being a cum laude student from C. H. S., this should not be difficult. Ethel Braverman Blond tresses, rosy cheeks, and sparkling eyes—a fitting description of Ethel. Her jolly chuckle has banished sorrow and care from many a class. Annie Brenner A likable young woman who has already started her climb to social heights Myer Brilliant A man whose hair goes hand in hand with his name. Myer is an expert in throwing spit-balls and getting away with it. Irving Brodie A skillful artist, whose work has made our Beacon a success. He also paints portraits. Girls! Office hours eight to ten! Harry Brodsky A quiet, unassuming young man whose cloak of respectability hides a stick of dynamite. Irene Broidy “Wim, wigor, and witality” char¬ acterize Irene. “Efficientversatile- peppylovablesincere” this means Irene. Dorothea Brown A girl whose winning ways and friendly smile have given her a prominent position in the hearts of the Class of 1931. Loretta Brown Our idea of a futuristic Miss America. Nuff sed! Robert Brown “Done-up Brown,” a remarkable young man, is Secretary of, the Class and a three-letter man in foot¬ ball, basketball and baseball. (And then he woke up!) 17 _l h i_B E j CON_ ' _1931_ Rose Brown A sociable young lady who gets along swimmingly with the male sex. Max Budneffsky Max is known for his silent wis- dom. Judging from his high school record, we expect him to be a sue- cessful doctor. Jacob Burke A little man, but what a mouth! Maybe he will give us a few bril¬ liant flashes of absolute silence. Ruth BurWn A quiet maiden. Perhaps she’s the answer to some young man’s prayer. Hyman Burstein Some day Bushy’s hidden athletic abilities will assert themselves and amaze you sport fans. His out¬ standing ambition is to put the Braves in the first division. Frank Camillieri A quiet lad, girls, but watch his curly hair! He’s bound to make good. Augustine Cardello A man of artistic temperament who some day plans to show the girls how to use their paints. Jacob Castleman Jake intends to enter Tech. Engi¬ neers, watch out for your laurels! Here’s a lad who will give you competition. Gilbert Chaisson When you want a flat joke, go to Gilbert. Chase on, Gilbert, you’ll catch up some day. Samuel Clayman Attractive, snappy, expensive, graceful lines. Yes, Sam’s car has won him many a fair maiden. Sam, a half-finished product of C. H. S., intends to be a lawyer. 18 The BEACON ' 1931 M —— ,t - — 1 ■ —— 1, 1 ■ ■� ' ■ «■—.1-— .1—«� ■ .....“ Tt II It II II It It IT-- Bessie Clickstein Bessie’s jokes, we hear, strangely attract the Chelsea High beaux from every corner and nook of the school. Annie Cohen No matter what Annie attempts, her personality is bound to bring her success. Charles Cohen We hear that Charlie is to gain the coveted position of janitorship in the Y. M. H. A. Good luck, Charlie; our best wishes! Lewis Cohen “Pete,” a cum laude student, in ' tends to enter the medical profes ' sion. He claims that he controls the stock market. Yes, fellows, it’s the one and only Pete Cohen, much sought after by prominent fight managers. Mollie Cohen Mollie’s friendly character asserts itself when it comes to passing out her homework. Don’t worry, Mollie, the boys appreciate it. Sophie Cohen Sophie seems to be an exception to the rule. She has beauty plus brains and a winning personality, all of which won for her the coveted position of class Historian. Bessie Colchy A social lioness whose contralto voice keeps us awake in class—or perhaps puts us to sleep. Mildred Comenitz To be rich and famous is Mil ' dred’s ambition. Her pastimes are dancing and (who’d a thunk it) gossiping. Her slogan will be “I came, I saw, I spoke!” Walter Conron Walter is Hollywood bound. Grab the opportunity, theatrical producers! He is willing to display his talent for only $5,000 a week. Robert Cooper Bob was gifted with a voice like Caruso’s and has taken full advam tage of this fact. You won’t keep the neighbors awake. Bob. You’ll lull them to sleep. 19 The BEACON ' 1931 Angeline Creilson Angeline is quiet, but not am ' bitionless. She hopes to be an actress, a nurse, or a housewife. Take your choice. We picture her as supremely happy. Agnes Curtis Agnes keeps everything to her ' self, even her most cherished de- sires. We predict her success in any of her endeavors, for kindliness and good nature are the earmarks of success. Thelma Cushner My, my, Bustle, bustle. What’s your hurry? I’ve got to do my his ' tory, stenography, and, oh! my law! Thelma’s ambition is to become a business executive. Dorothy Dadley Dot is a live wire—not so as to shock, but enough as to convince us of her presence. We feel that she’ll be a lawyer, and a good one, too. Bessie Dalis Bessie likes her secretarial work, but that doesn’t prevent her from being liked, for she is optimistic about everything, even business de ' pressions. Christ Dalis He would be a scientist. If his work in high school counts, he will become an authority in his chosen profession. Goldie Davis Goldie hopes to be a real student. In later life she—well every one knows what she hopes to be then. Ruth Demb Ruth is shy, retiring, and most often at her home-work. She in- tends to become a private secretary to a big butter-and-egg man. Freda Denenberg Freda is a popular member of our school, and is the beam of sunshine who carries the notices. With her lively walk and good-natured smile she ought to make a prima donna. George Dobrow George, our Class Day Orator and Literary Editor of the Beacon has done his bit for the school and the Beacon. He goes to Harvard next year. We have no doubt he will do as well there as at C. H. S. 20 The BEACON ' 1931 • It II H� ' ll I|| « -H« ■ ■«� M ■ -n« -U 11 ' ll ■ M II — ■ 1 1 « It II If II II ■ H« ■ It — -II If I ■ H — — II ■ II- l II ll� ■ H I- II ll« II It — Minnie Dobrow Minnie has enjoyed an exclusive kind of reputation throughout her stay with us, that of tending strictly to business—except when gossiping. Meyer Dorris Your athletic abilities have not received proper recognition, Mike. Nothing seems to ruffle your placid exterior. With that philosophy of mind you will surely succeed. Milton Driben A dynamic power for work is hidden beneath his exterior—work in the business sense. All work, Milt, and no play makes Jack . . . Dorothy Dropkin A winsome girl, well liked by all. Dot is queen of all she surveys, and that ' s plenty. y Joseph Due “Ducky is a quiet, reserved, and well-mannered fellow. Surely he will be successful in any undertaking. Jane Dzielescnik It is a question whether this girl ' s popularity is due to her personality or her eccentricities. All indications point to the former. Lillian Elkins Good-natured, and how! A good sport and then some! What is the secret of your popularity, Lil? Myer Ellerin Myer has been a sticker all through Chelsea High. His ambi¬ tion is to master calculus. We are anxiously waiting to see what suc¬ cess he will have. Hilda Ettelson A manifold character. She looks not down but up, and takes advan¬ tage of every opportunity. Ida Feinberg Her good name is well earned. She is all power and perfection at every turn. 21 The BEACON - 1931 -� t—M� — M—II—� —H— II—. . .... Solomon Feingold You’re small, Sol, but so is many a butter-and-egg man. Don’t make your millions too fast. Esther Feldman Wisdom and wit walk hand in hand in an enumeration of your virtues, Esther. Little girl, don’t you cry. You’ll be a famous actress by and by. Frances Feldman With the brand of salesmanship you’ve displayed this year, you can’t fail to succeed—that is, if some nice young man does not grab you off before you have a chance. Harold Feldman Volfski is one of our popular lads who is liked for his friendly smile and warm handclasp. Harold intends to go to Harvard and show them how good poetry should be written. Jack Feldman The C. H. S. autocrat. Always in a generous mood. A handsome chap — who knows it! Aida Ferragamo A tiny girl of pleasing personality who, like a ray of sunshine, brightens up dull study rooms. Samuel Ficksman Sammy possesses all the qualities that a leader should possess. He has filled the office of President of the Senior Class with impartiality and integrity. He leaves C. H. S. with a host of admirers and friends. Rose Fine All faults are overlooked when a pleasing personality and a good heart distinguish a person. J Esther Fineberg Esther is another of those girls who talk little and think much. Quite a personality. J Samuel Fishbein Makes the best of everything. Small though he looks, he has a bulb dog’s grip. He makes up in quality what he lacks in quantity. 22 The BEACON ' 1931 Harry Fisher A merry jest, a merry laugh, and he strolls upon his way. Harry is a regular threedetter man. Ida Fisher My dear, how do you keep so slim? Please tell us how you keep that schoohgirl figure. Sarah Fisher Sarah makes a habit of saving candy boxes. She uses the ribbons for her hair. Sidney Fleishman A strong, virile man who drives a butter ' and ' egg truck. His true worth is known to his few intimates. Ernestine Ford They say redheads have fiery tempers. If her temper is as fiery as her hair—oh! Herman Fox Herman’s motto is “The teacher is wrong, but right or wrong, the teacher is wrong.” Anthony Francis. Honest in deed and thought. A good student and a sincere friend. Anne Freedman A sociable young woman, whose outlook on life is one of her greatest assets, but not the least. Edward Freedman “Spits” is a steady, reliable young fellow who is not a believer in bigamy. ✓ Harry Freedman His enthusiasm is contagious. Harry makes the best of every day. 23 T he_ BEA_CO N_1931_ Kate Freedman Everybody’s pal. If you don’t be ' lieve us, ask her. America’s sweet ' heart. Abraham Gamrin Confidence is your main attribute, Abe. What better attribute does a gooddooking man need? Peter Garber Pete is a would ' be pugilist who claims he is going to be Art Shires VIII. J Benjamin Gartz Gartzy played on our basketball team. Now, do you wonder why we were so successful? Thelma Gass One of the lovable types, who brings bliss wherever she treads. Alfred Gawronski “Alky Al” is going to take a prominent part in the outside world. Yes, as a telephone pole on some street corner. Anna Gelstein The reason why men stay home. A wonderful wife for a lucky man. Eleanor Gilman Never caught with lessons unpre ' pared. Eleanor’s schoolgirl com ' plexion is the envy of all. Helen Gladyszak After working in the cafeteria, Helen, you must be one grand cook! Louis Glassman As an “A” student he makes a good cartoonist. May we some time see his cartoons in print. 24 The BEACON ' 1931 Samuel Glassman Sam is going to be a soldier. Oh, won’t those girls fall—for the uni ' form! Abraham Glazer If his ambitions are as sizzling as the soda he jerks, he’ll rise to great heights. Meyer Glickstein If only there were more of his type! Bessie Glinner Comedienne, whose fondness for telling humorous stories has won for her great renown. Anna Gofstein When it comes to dancing, the prize loving cups fairly leap into her arms. Ida Goisman A modest violet who basks in the shade, although she is at her best in the limelight. Mary Golad Your smiling countenance always helped us. Don’t forget to keep smiling, Mary. It is the key that will open the door to your happiness. Abraham Gold “Abie” has one ambition—to be everywhere at the same time. Too had he can’t be twins. Edward Goldman The boy who looks as though a bomb couldn’t move him. (And let me tell you, it can’t!) Ada Goldeich Ada’s ready smile and sunny nature are sure signs of success for her in the future. Keep smiling, Ada! 25 The BEACON ' 1931 Lilly Goldstein What you know is unlimited; so we can’t dislike you for letting everybody know about it. Mary Goldstein A girl whose bashfulness has created a great deal of excitement. Harry Goodman The four Marx Brothers rolled up in one. But, boy, he certainly is a handsome little boy! Ida Goodman Cute, demure, and what a type! Her dimples and smiles have caused many masculine hearts to flutter. Sarah Goodman A high-pressure saleslady, whose methods of doing business have won her ardent admiration. Sidney Goodman Along life’s pathway we hope to meet more like you, Sidney. A good sport, at all times, it is your type that has made our school life pleasant. Esther Goose A debutante who has proved that she has great dramatic ability by hav¬ ing prominent parts in both the soph¬ omore and senior plays. George Gootman To be endowed with a keen sense of humor is a gift; to use it wisely is a blessing. ISADORE GORALNICK Remember, Isadore, life is similar to a game. Keep on playing your highest card, good sportsmanship. Bessie Gordon Dear, sweetheart, darling! What an array of weapons for a young woman to possess. 26 The BEACON ' 1 931 •lt« II It n —II II ■ II- ■ .11 II—■■■ � II tl� II. — II . —M l. - - II II M� M ' � • II U — M� | -II tl )• II - II. II — l|. Jeanette Gordon Reserved and polished, yet the friend of all. In you, Jeanette, we see the makings of a modiste. Reuben Gordon “Twinkle, twinkle little star. Every one admires a clever fellow. We hope you’ll always shine. Paul Gorin In school you knew what you wanted and went after it. That is a good policy, Paul. Your wonderful gift of gab is certain to play a prom ' inent part in politics. Naomi Goroff The foremost member of our M. Y. O. B. Club—in fact, she is the president. Chester Goscinak Chet has always claimed our ad ' miration because he does not flaunt his knowledge. Mildred Gottfried Volcanic would be the proper ad ' jective to describe you, but we don’t dare use it. There’s power for you! Alice Green Alice’s blonde tresses and calm demeanor have won for her a host of admirers. Alice plays a prominent part in social life. Eleanor Green Your appearance is so scholarly that a teacher’s profession would naturally become you. But appear ' ances are deceptive, Eleanor, and you fool ’em all. Harry Green When we overtake people in life who are clever and witty, we shall be remainded of you. Rose Greenberg Dark and tempestuous, but with a heart of gold, we see marital bliss in store for you. All you have to do now is find the store! 27 0 _r he ° _ Harry Greenfield Success is beckoning you. Follow, Harry, for your future promises much. Max Halpren A steady, hard ' working, reliable young man who is the beau ideal of the so ' called weaker sex. Arthur Hanson We may expect to see Art’s flash- ing smile advertising toothpaste any day now. The captain of our base ' ball team is a jolly good fellow. James Hartley Good ' natured, patient, and a good fellow to have around. Do flowers have that effect on one, Jimmy? Doris Hawkes Our only representative headed for Radcliffe—a girl who is sure to put Chelsea on the map. Bessie Heller Bessie is very correct and exacting. That’s probably the result of being a doctor’s private secretary. Lena Helman One of our intellectualists and always on the job to help some one else. The stronger sex hold no place in this lass’s heart. David Hennessey Dave is a lad whose future is as bright as his complexion. He bubbles over with the joy of sweet endeavor. George Higgins You’re not bashful while playing football, George. Contact with people from behind a soda fountain should broaden one. Harry Hintlian The Stephen Douglas of sports. Harry maintains that short height is no balk to high ambitions. 28 The BEACON ' 1931 II lf —� U — II —11 ' — 1—11 —II - ■ «■■ II ■ ■ ■■ !! l« — It ■■ — II i. ■■■ � ll ■ ■ ■ ■ U� — 11 — II — ■■ ll.� — II Daniel Holland Danny’s going to be a dentist. Let him extract your teeth when the right time comes along. Help a fel¬ low student. George Howell A man of great determination. Stand up for your rights, George— if you can’t find a chair. Morris Hulak Cheer up, Morry, for Spring is here with the birds and flowers. You can play the old sax now without a troubled conscience. The neighbors will all be out. Harry Hyfer “This social whirl is killing me,’’ says Harry. Nevertheless, Harry has shown great determination in the face of his troubles. Still hanging on, Harry? Beatrice Jackson No wonder many of the boys make several trips daily to the cafe¬ teria counter. Those long black curls would attract any one. Maizie Johnson Maizie, as her name implies, is a popular girl who works prodigiously for the cause of her alma mater. Benjamin Kades Shelock Holmes had nothing on you, Bennie. With his method of de¬ duction uppermost in your mind, we predict big things for you as a sleuth. Evelyn Kagan Evelyn believes you’re as big as you think you are. She must do some thinking. Never mind, Evelyn. Some don’t know how good the air is down there. Walter Kaitz A little man who imagines that when he speaks to a lady her heart beats faster. Maybe he’s right; who knows? Louis Kantrovitz Always steady and dependable, we feel we can fall back on you, Louis. Only, supply the shock absorbers. •II— The BEACON ' 1931 ■ ii -ii ii- ■ M ii — ..it. n ii— .||. n ■ ■ ■ m ii� n ' ll ii� ■ .i ii — — n ii. ii ii ii � ■ ■ II n ii..— mu it. ii. i ill -i-ii ■ ii n h n� ii ' ll- Bertha Kaplan A lady to her finger tips. Some prefer blondes, but this petite bru ' nette makes a hit as a salesgirl. Tough for some of us, for she sells only women’s underwear. Sarah Kaplan She possesses a disposition to be envied, a philosophy of life to be admired. Some fellow has a lucky break in store for him! Solomon Kaplan Gosh, “Sol,” it seems you should be more of a live wire since you’re in the electric profession. You may shock us yet. Sylvia Kaplan Her aspirations and ambitions she conceals from us, but every great soul has that privilege. Alfred Karp Al’s ambition was to be five feet tall and go to Tech. Well, the first half of his ambition has been rea ' lized anyway. It must be pretty hard to put something over on him. Marilyn Karsh Every day is cleamup, PAINTmp day for Marilyn. Hollywood is her aim, and then—oh boy! That’s O. K. They are building the cameras stronger these days. Bertha Kassel Miss Conscientious. Not a minute in her day is wasted. Keep up the good work, Bertha, and you’re bound to succeed. Enoch Katz Enoch is noted for his clowning, good fellowship, and good cheer. What a violin player! Wow! Gertrude Katz Gertrude is one of our dear ones who smiles constantly, keeps quiet, and, above all, remains optimistic concerning her future. Pearl Katz A lovely, lively personification of the expression “cute.” 30 The BEACON ' 1931 Jack Katzen Jack intends to survey the Sumatra Island. That’s one place he can’t tear around in that snappy Ford, and neither are there any pawn shops there. George Keene George hasn’t been the same since the Lyons left town and took fair Helen with them. Never mind, George; you know “Ninety-nine out of one hundred love to be loved.” Anna Kniaz Good nature, like a sunny day, sheds brightness over everything. Harry Koltunsky Stephen A. Douglas had nothing on Harry as a debater. Every one that knows him is his friend. It must be that curly hair and complexion, eh? Lottie Korson Lottie may be quiet, but her artis- tic ability speaks for itself. We wish you luck in the field of art, Lottie. Dorothy Kotker Dorothy ' s pet subject is chemistry. She enjoys writing experiments so much that she lets them all pile up to be done at once. Helen Kozlowska One of the stars of our little uni¬ verse. Less brilliant, but more constant. Paul Krasker A living joke book. His motto is “If it is banned in Boston, read it”! The management of the Or- pheum reserves a front row seat for him every other Thursday. Cornelius Krentzman The best second baseman this side of Jalapy. “Connie” is very good- natured and given to jest. He is still a bachelor. Robert Kurr Bobby is quite a shark at indoor golf. He thinks the tariff rates are too high, but will not commit him¬ self on prohibition. 31 The BEACON ' 1931 Hyman Lazin Hy believes in following the line of least resistance. He attributes his power over women to that smile, and intends to run for mayor in a few years. Marion Leavitt We admire her calm and unruffled mien. What’s your recipe, Marion? Jack Lederman Tired of the laws that teachers have imposed during his days at this noble institution, Jack has decided to study law and make a few of his own. Genevieve Levenson When Genevieve rises to recite, the knowledge of others fades into ignorance. Rose Levenson Varied though her activities be, her inclinations are mostly athletic. 9 Albert Levine Your cheerful smile has always been a gloom dispeller, Al. Why don’t you patent it? J Edward Levine We understand that Ed is a modern Paul Revere. He does his work in the morning. That’s the time of day the best work’s done, eh, Ed? Jacob Levine Tall, handsome, full of fun. He makes friends with every one—and gets his high marks, too. Rose Levine Another beautiful rose, blooming in a thicket of rambles and thorns. The rest of us are the thicket. Edward Lewis Women? I hate them. They irrb tate me. I just love to be irritated. i 32 The BEACON ' 1931 Helen Lewitzky It’s nice to he natural when one ' s naturally nice. Edna Lilley Silence in the right spot shows the true worth of a person. George Lipman It isn’t how big you are; it’s a matter of cents. Louis Lit man Here a rugged exterior conceals a warm heart and a friendly dispose tion. “Turk” is a baseball natural with the body of a wrestler. An ideal combination. The spring train ' ing camps are beckoning, eh, Turk? Donald Lush Cheerful and full of life is Don’s disposition. Did you ever meet him socially? Beatrice MacCarthy Small, quiet and bright—that de- scribes Beatrice to a T. Ethel Madow Ethel doesn’t talk much about her career, but there must be some secret ambition. Philip Malis Phil’s prowess among the girls is increasing day by day. With Malice toward none, he expects to become a real sheik when he reaches nineteen. Henry Malkin His quietness and good-nature will get him somewhere some day. Keep it up, Henry. Fannie Margolis Fannie is quiet and hides her light under a bushel. Is it to be a waitress, clerk, nurse, or what? Speak up. Fan! 33 The BEACON ' 1931 •II II ' ' !!• ■ II ■■■■■ M .||. .— II II 11� II II ll� - -II I — � ll� !!■-■■ !!■ ■ M� II It — ■ ■ H� —II ■■ II- II II -..It. ■ - I) ■ II II- II ■ l� . II.. . H« Charlie Markell Heave to, lads! Charlie plans to walk off with all the honors both at Lawrence Academy and Dartmouth College. Flora Markowitz Flora expects to take up a domestic course at Simmons College. Her alto-voice comments in class cause many a pupil to laugh, and many a teacher to—??? Sidney Mazer A boy who works in a delicatessen store. He goes from bad to worse. All in all, he is pal to every one. Dorothy McCann Dotty is very ambitious. My, yes. Jackson College plus three or four degrees. Henry McCarthy Henry’s a shy lad—in some ways, but he hasn’t committed himself. Dorothy McClintock Dot disproves the maxim that all good things come in small packages. She made a fine mama in “A Lucky Break.” Barbara McDonough Barbara has a winning way with children and thinks she may take up kindergarten work. Hac.op Memishian Memishian has no definite plans. He thinks he deserves a vacation— but don’t we all? Irving Methelis Perseverance is needed in this world. Since you have so much of it, we predict a great future. John Metrick We have strained our ears, but no little mutterings of future careers have reached us. Don’t be bashful, John. 34 T he BEACON ' 1931 � M II ■ H� U M !•—II- II- II ' ll lt� ' ' II ■ ■ H II IK U ■ ' II ll� U II — II- ' — - H I i II ll� M ■ H ' ■ ll« ■ -It II � n Edith Michelson Miss Lesley’s Kindergarten Train- ing School is her objective for next fall. Go to it, Edith. Celia Miller What should one do who is torn between the desire to work and the desire to go to B. U.? Freida Miller The big noise in our “swell” band. No longer will the hall resound with her clamor. Harold Miller ‘Miller is going to specialize in dramatics and pre-medical work at the University of Texas. Joseph Miller A jolly, good-natured chap is Joe, whose countenance reflects his char¬ acter. Good boy, Joe. Morris Miller If egotism were worth a dollar a pound, “Mush’s” financial status would be unquestioned. Bertha Minsky Bertha wants to be a nurse—a wise choice. Who wouldn’t want to be a patient with her for a nurse? Phyllis Moore They call her “old reliable” in the cafeteria. Without her, all would have been a long line of starving Americans. Evelyn Moores All the quiet members of our class should form a co-ed club. How about being president, Evelyn? Ruth Moynihan Ruth’s winning smile has won a sure place for her in the hearts of her classmates. 35 The BEACON i 1931 � � — � � • � ii- 1 � • 1 i� n - ii- u — n- it. ■ it. n. Il-- —II ■ II — Mary Nadler Miss Personality Mary is one of the belles of our class who do not ring false. Siran Najarian Opera is the secret ambition of Siran, although, if her plans fall through, she may take up clerical work. Harry Nalbandian “Egypt” is talented along artistic lines, but whether art school is in the offing we aren’t definitely in- formed. Sidney Nataupsky One of our most ambitious per ' sonalities who would give his shirt to his pal, if he had one. Rose Nathan When Rose makes up her mind that she’s right, that settles it. There are two sides to every story, though, Rose. Anthony Nawojczyk Another Freddie Lindstrom—if his size nines weren’t always in the way. Esther Newman A lion tamer who uses weapons to overcome her victims. Anne Novak A quiet girl whose silence contains more wisdom than many a loud bark. Jessie Ogus Jessie is the kind of girl whose appeal is irresistable. J Harry Oshry “Mooty” is a man of science, al¬ ways ready to fill Edison’s bo ots, and intends to go to Karl Compton’s Country Day School for Wayward Infants. (M. I. T.) 36 The BEACON ' 1931 Guido Ottavi A real musical genius. Guido, tell us what instruments you don ' t play, if any. Michael Pagluiso Another Rudolph Valentino, and oh! what a line he throws. Angelo Papulis Angelo is the big banana man of Chelsea. He also finds time to excel in his studies. Bessie Patick A seemingly quiet and innocent girl, but one whose appearance is deceptive. Mabei. Peach With a name like that she is as- sured of a promising future. We do not mean that her name is her only qualification. Walter Penn A good soda jerker. His ambition is to be a big butter-and-egg man. Polly Perkins A talented young lady who de- sires to be wedded to her art of play¬ ing the accordian. Hyman Peskin A good reason why teachers go mad. Hyman is noted for his will¬ ingness to play. He is also the originator of the world-known Peskin theory. Marie Peterson Alice in Wonderland personified. Although not in Wonderland, she is a living image of Alice. Abraham Pollen Abe, the little giant, is bound for a medical career, and intends to show the world, in general, just what a finished product of C. H. S. can really do. As a side-line, he plans to put the Harvard boxing team on the map. 37 — H..i—O || I f - — II — — II . - ll- i — II — II 1 M« Eva Popovsky A young maiden who greatly in¬ creases the output of cosmetic fac¬ tories. Alice Post A girl of dignity and full of com¬ radeship, well liked by her classmates. Doris Potkin One of the two famous Potkin sisters known for their interest in the male sex. Hilda Potkin The second of the famous sisters. Nuff sed. Frances Rabinovitz A very clever student whose bash¬ fulness and reticence are her greatest faults. J The BEACON ' 1931 Rose Ratute A fluffy-haired damsel of highly explosive nature, who greatly ap¬ peals to us. Minnie Remarman A girl who can show the stronger sex a thing of two, or three, or even four. Minnie has a great athletic future. Marion Resnick A female Barefoot Jim. Neither a gale from the North nor a gust from the East holds terror for this hardy miss. (It’s a good way to save stockings, too.) Celia Restbord After your part in the Senior Play, we are convinced that you’re an answer to a bachelor’s prayer Helen Ribock A dainty, demure, shy little miss. A phantom of the eighteenth cen¬ tury transplanted to this modern era. 38 T he BEACON ' 1931 Merton Rice Merton has Frank-Buck (the noted hunter) tendencies. He has shot many baskets, and has hunted in the wilds of Swampscott. Esther Richmond One of the sweet young things that act cute and giggle when you don’t call them by their first name. Mildred Riley Found at last, an A ' l partner for Gawronski, Gorin, or Karp. (The line forms to the right.) John Rizya A newly discovered actor of great ability as member of the Senior Play Cast. John is also a remarkable artist. Richard Robinson Dick is a would ' be aviator, who soars to great heights in imagination only. Morris Rodberg A studious young fellow who usually is able to take time off for play—and how he would play! Gertrude Rogers You’re so quiet that we’ll have to tie a bell on you to know that you are in our midst. Hyman Rosenberg Hyman is one of the few people who believe conceit is a virtue. Isaac Rosenberg Whose fixed smile of good humor is a delight to all. Sophie Rosenberg Nita Naldi II. Men shake, quake, and quiver at a languid look of her eyes. Restrain me, boys, restrain me! 39 The BEACON ' 1931 ■H� II M — -M� II -I f H� H II — - II ||. II ll--i.ll. || M -It II IL II II II M.I — .M-I II ■ ' H I — .11. i.M i||. Sydney Rosenberg A man of the world who when caught in the toils of matrimony will make some lucky woman a good hus¬ band. Leo Rosenfield A newcomer who immediately won a host of admirers by his good fellow¬ ship. Leo is a clever student and a budding young poet. Esther Rosenthal What shall I say about you? Mmm, let me think. Oh, I know! A good kid, eh, what? Henry Ross Grin, Henry, grin! With a good deal of imagination, we might see in you a potential Joe E. Brown. Julia Rossi That Pepsodent smile! If you ever looked sad, the sun wouldn’t shine and the birds wouldn ' t sing. Bessie Rothman A good sport, very genial, and with a wonderful disposition. An¬ other of the few girls who have beauty plus brains. Bessie Rottenberg Quite frivolous and eccentric at times, but very friendly and sociable. Hyman Rottenberg His wit and personality amaze us, but we kneel in reverence at his words of wisdom (?). Marion Rosen The fair damsel with the million- dollar smile. An excellent example of how to retain that schoolgirl com¬ plexion by using Palmolive soap. Bertha Rubenstein Bertha considers looks more of an asset than brains. She certainly has plenty of assets, then. 40 The BEACON ' 1931 ■ M. ■ — || — II II- It ' ll ' ll« i.Q.i-ll II II— -It- � l I! — ' H I ' II ||—|| || I). .-|l ■ . II .11. It II ■! . I) ■ ■ II II Fannie Rubin The girl who believes that talk- ing is a virtue and not an art. Frances Rubin Modesty reigns supreme. Oh! Frances! Myer Rubin Where are you, Myer? You’re so quiet we’ll have to send Sherlock Holmes out after you. Selda Rubin Selda is always misunderstood by every one. I’d see my lawyer if I were you. Thelma Rubin The girl with the stone face. If she ever laughed, we’d faint with surprise. J Oscar Rutstein Little Napoleon! I am handsome, suave, clever, and I dominate, says Oscar. Who can be a better authority? Simon Sadur Her hero! What do you care, Zummy? Whether right or wrong, she’ll love you just the same. Rose Saievitz The girl with personality plus. Doesn’t he think so. Rose? Edward Salter A ladies’ man. Yes, but for heaven’s sake, Eddie, make up your mind who! We’re getting all hot and bothered waiting. George Sandel If the meek shall inherit the earth, we see where this good ol’ world has a new potentate. 41 The BEACON ' 1931 Sam Sarver Sammie is a shrewd politician wh j practically runs C. H. S. Jacob Saslavsky A would ' be pharmacist is one of our local little giants who believes that great oaks from little acorns grow. John Savosik John says that all good things come in small packages. (Note: So does poison.) Arthur Sazinsky Very smart and quiet, and always minding his own business. Edward Schachter Just a little barrel of fun. The reason that young teachers grow old so quickly. Joseph Schneider God ' s gift to women (so he thinks), but he’s just another shoe salesman to us. Hyman Segal Quiet, conservative Hy. But the quietest often become the wildest, so watch out, girls! William Seigal The mighty atom of Chelsea High. Although the smallest player on the basketball team, he held his own with the best of the players. Israel Selaznick Mr. Davis’s algebra shark. Izzy’s remarkable ability to understand complicated problems made him the Camelot Champ of greater Boston. Bertha Shapiro She wishes to attain the higher things in life. How tall must he be, Bertha? 42 The _B EACO Nj _1 93_L Jacob Shapiro Calm and sophisticated like all men of his magnanimous intellect. Sylvia Shapiro Just a petite and demure young lady. Sylvia claims it’s the little things in life that count most. Sylvia H. Shapiro Sylvia’s humor and genial nature help brighten up the school year. Hyman Sharff The almost exact replica of Paul Whiteman; — minus his dainty mush. Esther Sheinfeld Esther doesn’t believe in fooling with her friends when she has work to do. Go to it, Esther! Mollie Sheinfeld Her plump frame has always been to us a signal of jollity and friend ' liness. The scream of “A Lucky Break.” Morris Sherman Rudolph Valentino personified (says he). The reason why so many women’s hearts palpitate. Helen Sherr Helen gives us the impression of a very quiet Cinderella. Dora Snitzer Although a stranger in our class, your welcome has been assured. Israel Shulman A modern Romeo, and boy how he can dance! But watch out, you unsuspecting damsels, for he may be a wolf in sheep’s clothing. 43 1 X The BEACON ' 1931 ll ' � � ' It- If It II ||. � || II It— 11 — � II � ■ !— H I I It— ■� • II II ll� II It II- It n || 11 . .i i ■ H IM I —ll«—It—lt — II- ■ m � —� ll II ' Nathan Shuman “Natie” has that jolly disposition that goes with a portly frame. Jacob Siegel Jerry sports that chassis built by Fisher. We advise a better motor. Mitchell Sikorski The quiet sort of a fellow who would make a perfect husband. Arthur Silbert Popularly known as “Our man¬ ager,” Arthur is a remarkable young man whose hat is too small for his head. Harold Silverstein Harold does not believe in being loud. He keeps himself to himself by himself and for himself. Rose Simons Be careful, Rose! Anyone with such beautiful eyes and hair had better watch out. Emma Smith Emma’s middle name is Helpful. Emma H. Smith, a nice sounding name for a nice little girl. David Smith His foremost aspiration is to be a second Ted Lewis. Etta Smolker Her greatest ambition is to become another Michael Angelo. Good luck, young artist! Leo Snider Leo doesn’t mingle much with members of the high school, but he certainly knows how to get cus¬ tomers in the grocery business. 44 __ The_ BEACON_-_l 931 Morris Solomon Morry is renowned as a woman hater. Yes, he hates to have women leave him. President of the German Club and one of the few boys who have brains plus personality. Bessie Sorkin We, too, wish we could get a ride to school in the morning and take it easy. Bertha Spiegal Unassuming and reliable, Bertha’s perpetual good humor has made her a favorite in her circle of friends. Yolanda Spinazola An extremely quiet and conserva- tive young lady. Her brains greatly outweigh her tongue. Ruth Spindler Oh boy, can she play her clarinet! Harry Spiro An ace student with a fine person¬ ality. Knows everything about something and something about everything. Hurry up, Harry! Harvard needs you. Joseph Spitz Joe isn’t as foolish, funny, and dippy as he acts, but is quite a nice fellow at heart. Lillian Spracklin The most popular girl in school. Isn’t that saying enough? Samuel Stadlen The Printer’s devil. His hand¬ some face is undoubtedly imprinted in the hearts of many young damsels. Julius Staretz The boy with the voice of a side¬ show barker but it’s O. K., “Ukell.” Good work in “A Lucky Break.” 45 Jhe_ J3EACON 193 1_ Mary Statt Her beauty and carillon-like laugh make her popularity an assured thing. Jessie Stavisky Watch out! She’s a live wire that needs an electric charge. Laura Stein Her cheeks are like the dawn of day. Are you really going to be a spinster, Laura? Morris Stein He’s smarter than he looks. Very ambitious. Arthur Stewart What a man! Arthur majored in Chemistry. He is known as a man with a pleasing personality. Dora Stoller One can’t be more modest than Dora. Need we say more? Arthur Stone Has a good personality and is popular. “Ubbie” made the first team in baseball his first year out. Alice Strong Sweet, simple, sagacious, and satis- fied. Bertha Swartz Nature’s gift to the masculine sex. What personality and what versa- tility! Frances Swartz We’d walk a mile to hear her play on her violin. St. Peter might have a job for her! 46 The BEACON ' 1931 Nina Schwartzman Very popular, blue ' eyed, and a sweet girl. Leonard Sweet You tell ’em, Sweet, they don ' t make ’em any sweeter. Esther Taich Esther’s demure appearance belies her vociferous tendencies. Nathan Tapper He is a good boy and his sister’s pet—a double dignity, with which his circumference is in direct pro ' portion. Sarah Tapper A tall young woman who may someday become an imposing lawyer. Annie Tashjian Basketball, associated with good ' sportsmanship, is what she excels in. Maynard Taymor School is a great place, but all things must have an end. Ida Tenofsky My, my, winsome lass, while you were with us, you were a source of great delight to all. George Thistle Our own little acrobatic star ( ) headed for the circus. Peanuts, pink lemonade, et comment. Isadore Tobin As industrious as he can be. 47 The BEACON 1 1931 Eva Tracer Eva ought to wear a black comb in her hair. We should then have a perfect example of the C. H. S. colors. Saul Trushinsky A great mind in a little body. Lillian Tulman Cheerful, light-hearted, and gay is Lillian—and what have you? Richard Tyrrell His ability as a football player has gained for him wide renown. Robert Udell His interest lies in mathematics. Bentley will probably be his alma mater. Clara Ulitsky Clara is a maiden whose friend¬ liness and wit make her a social lioness. James Vahey James is a lad whose reticence probably hides his winning personal¬ ity and friendliness. Sidney Vernick He will always keep out of trouble, for he is bashful and never talks to girls. He is conscientious and works hard to gain his ends. Abraham Wachman A natural born debator! Abie is at his best when any one disagrees with him. Sophie Walczak She is a pretty little miss who will increase her knowledge at Burdett’s. 48 The BEACON 1931 Anne Waldman One of the bright rays of light which dissipates even our gloomiest feelings. Jennie Waldman A quiet girl and an energetic worker who lets her good looks speak for her. David Weiner After college days are over, he will become a dealer in fruit. By that time it will probably be safe to sell even grapefruit. Samuel Weinstein Sammy has that irresistible sex appeal and is an inspiration to all. Mary Weissman A studious girl who intends to go to business college after graduation. Sarah Werlin A wizard with a tennis ball and racket. And what a sport! Dorothy White She is interested in drawing and has taken an active part in Beacon work. James Wilcox On rainy days he is a welcome asset to the classroom. Even the teacher smiles when she sees him coming. James is a basketball star, too. Philip Wilker Philip is one of those people who believes that only saps work. He is also rather popular. Gertrude Willis She believes that absence from school makes the heart grow fonder. 49 The BEACON ' 1931 Lillian Winoker Lillian is interested in sports and intends to attend Simmons. Florence Wolf Intends to make bookkeeping for Peter Garber her life work. V Lena Wolfson One of the most popular attrac- tions in our school. Her dimples have proved pits for the fall of many a student. Ruth Wolfson Has been a member of the orchestra and intends to continue with music. A jolly personality. Samuel Wolfson Popularly known as “Nigger. (We have craned and strained our necks to see why.) Another one of these he-men! George Wool George’s blonde curly locks have closed the hearts of many girls. George’s plans are indefinite, and that is the only hindrance to imme¬ diate success. Abraham Zazofsky He is an important violinst in the orchestra. He will continue his study of music in Philadelphia. Sarah Ziskind A quiet, studious, and lovable girl whose qualities speak for themselves. J (Continued on Page Fifty ' four) 50 The BEACON ' 1931 Graduation Honors First Honor Essay College Preparatory Course .... Carl Boytano First Honor Essay Commercial Course ..... Emma Smith Essay ........ Charles Markell 51 The BEACON ' 1931 Class Oay Orator ...... .George Dobrow Historian ...... .Sophie Cohen Prophet ...... .Paul Gorin Donator ...... .Harold Miller 52 The BEACON ' 1931 Reflections on Class Ray Mr. Webber, members of the faeulty, and classmates: Chelsea High is a good old School Both for wit and knowledge. Some they whip, some they hang And some they send to college. T HIS little poem has no special literary merit but I hope that it will serve the purpose of showing you that I do not intend to bore you. Tonight we are assembled in the spirit of fun and frivolity in order to do what each former graduating class has done and that which each coming graduating class will do. We are met to chuckle with glee at the history of our three years stay at Chelsea High School; to contemplate with awe and amazement what the future holds in store for us through the interpretation of our selected class prophet; to witness what our classmates think of us or of our friends; and to bear away with us a load of memories—memories of the school, of our classmates, of this good-natured fool and that jovial idiot, of one lovable crank, and another splendid fellow, of the organiza¬ tion, the escapades, and the teachers, of white cards, flunk cards, and report cards. Class Day this year holds a two-fold significance. It marks the fruition of the ideals and the aspirations of the Class of ’31, and it commemorates the exodus of the first class to spend its entire career in the present building. Right now we are dressed in our most impressive garments. Our faces beam with joy and delight. For isn’t this our Class Day, and isn’t this an occasion for pleasure and smiles? It is an occasion when there is a great danger of looking upon years of study at this institution as the period which must inevitably have been wasted at some school or another; upon the school itself as a means provided by the city for wasting time; upon our subjects as unavoidable matter incidental to preparation for college or for business; and upon the faculty as a necessary evil. Thus the experiences that we have undergone, the feeling of dejection over the defeat of one of our athletic teams, of resentment at measures taken in special instances by the faculty, the feel¬ ing of disgust at an unfinished algebra problem—all feelings that are short-lived—are apt to over¬ shadow deeper impressions and to give rise to the false conclusion that there exists between the Chelsea Senior High School and its students no unusual tie or influence that is felt in after-life. It is on Class Day more than on any other occasion that our polished exteriors disguise hearts that throb with the joy, delight, and satisfaction of having gained our goal, the goal for which we have been striving during the three years of our stay at Chelsea High School—namely gradu¬ ation. For Class Day is a prelude to graduation, and we shall soon sever our connections with the school which we have learned to love and from the influence of which we shall never be totally removed. Its traditions are ours, and our Damon and Pythias friendships were formed within its walls. We must not disregard the fact that we have the advantage of association with two head¬ masters, for we have studied, participated in sports, conducted social affairs, followed traditions, and created what will become traditional under both Mr. Wingate and Mr. Webber. Membership in our school is based not upon wealth, position, or any other artificial standard, but upon a simple desire for knowledge and education for their own sake. And under this democratic influence have been fostered a broadening of viewpoint, a sharpening of intellect, and a directed searching for education and culture. This is clearly seen in the example of The Beacon. Members of the student body were encouraged to unreserved self-expressions, to free interpretations of their own ideas for the ridicule or the approval of their teachers and their The BEACON ' 1931 fellow students. And as a result the standard of the publication was raised until it become literally a beacon to other school publications. As I have said, we are unique in the respect that we spent our entire career in the new high school building. We began under a disadvantage, for we entered a new building, which was bare and empty in respect to tradition. But we did not shirk our duty. Instead, we assumed it as a pleasant obligation, and we permeated the classrooms and corridors with our own ideals and traditions. One thing, however, did remain from the old high school building. This is the spirit of Chelsea High which has been fostered, nourished, and kept awake by alumni of the school among whom we will soon be numbered, and by our own undergraduates. This is the spirit that sent our last year ' s basket ball quintet to Chicago, and this is the spirit which we admit to ourselves in our serious moments when we talk upon the fundamental aspects of our relationship to the school, the underlying feelings that we admit to ourselves, the thing we really mean when we say “It ' s a pretty good school after all.” Class Day this year comes not long before graduation, and as we shall be standing before life’s ever-unfolding panorama we shall set out to give or to get. May we, like the heroic men of the past, catch a glimpse of an ideal high and noble, to which we shall devote our lives. May we be able to say with Lysis’s Happy Man, “I have struggled, I have labored, but thanks to my efforts the world has somehting to-day which it had not yesterday. That is sufficient. I am rewarded.” George Dobrow. Lillian Berfield Lilly, don ' t worry about your future. Your face is your fortune. Sidney Brown “Mooky,” the football hero, should easily make the Notre Dame team with his Herculean strength. Herbert Corff Herbie is partial to red. You know there are only two kinds of people who like red, Herbie. Joseph Edwards Joe’s favorite pastime is chercher la femme. F urthermore, one can’t make him mad. Samuel Glazer Sam is going to be a doctor, a lawyer, an artist, a movie actor, or — oh, he’s just going to be some¬ thing. Arshaluce Harablian If dark eyes mean anything, Arshaluce, you’re full of meaning. You’ll bring ’em all to your feet. Joseph Kopaczynski We recommend that, to start off, you cut your surname down to — say about twenty letters, Joe. His hobby is manicuring. THE SENIOR CLASS (Continued from page Fifty) Ethel Levine A girl about whom we know very little but that which we do know is all to her credit. William Nolan The channel offers no hazards to him, nor does the stock market hold any terrors for him. Just another one of these tough guys. Frank Nawojczyk Frank—just another branch of the family. “Good, bad, or indiffer¬ ent?” we wonder. Louis Osborne Louis is possessed of the idea that a man’s future lies in his feet. Any¬ way, that seems to be the reason for his coming to school with spats. Edward Pitts Eddie hopes his brilliant cranium will illumine the way for young aspir¬ ing playwrights. Philip Rabinovitz Philly must love Chemistry experi¬ ments—he lets them pile up so that he can do them all at once. One of those rugged he-men (?). Albert Reinherz A1 is one of those modest and unassuming young chaps who despise cheap publicity. Bertha Rubenstein The corridors would seem very empty if we could not see Bertha’s smiling face. Her earnestness is a trait which we all admire. Patricia Theodore Diminutive, shy, your personality lends a proper touch to the class. Barney Wasserman Here is a big, quiet boy who is an enthusiastic admirer of the Boston Daily Record. Who knows? He may be a reporter some day. Mary Yakubovitz Of a very pleasing disposition, Mary is liked by all. George Yannetti George is in training to replace Sharkey. More power to you, big boy! 54 The BEACON ' 1931 Class History O NE fine crisp morning in early September in the year nineteen twenty-eight, the portals of the Chelsea Senior High School were flung open to a group of bewildered young folk who from that moment on became known as the Class of ’31. Sophomores! It scarcely seemed possible that we were part of that throng of students we had so envied. Why, we were grown up! Yes, we were sophomores. But to us the word meant more than to the lordly seniors or even to the juniors. Little did we dream that we were going to be treated as “suffering sophs” by those same seniors. It was not long before the glamor of our entrance into high school was lost, and we longed to be juniors. But we were consoled. The teachers soon began to realize the amazing intelligence of our class. Before long the first assembly was held, and our headmaster, Mr. Wingate, extended to us a cordial welcome. A welcome—yes, but along with it much advice to work hard and do our best to measure up to the standards set by our superiors, the juniors and seniors. (Try as we might we could find no standards, but, like sophomores, we looked.) Never will I forget that year! We were stared at as though we were animals in a cage or wax figures on display, and many were the times when we shuddered at the words, “Oh, she ' s only a sophomore.” But he who laughs last laughs best. Our time would come. Before we knew it spring and spring fever were upon us, then vacation, and presto! we were no longer sophomores! In September of 1929 with expectant hearts we mounted the steps of the high school and entered as juniors. Now we were somebody. Now we felt at home and laughed at the new¬ comers who strayed into our part of the building. It was our turn to laugh. Strange how little difference there was. The work was a trifle more difficult, perhaps, but nothing was too difficult for our class. (Never was there another like it!) Soon came the class election, that turbulent affair which established the fame of the Class of ’31. If any of our city officials had visited us during that election, they would without doubt have gained some excellent pointers on how to campaign. (Unfortunately the candidates were unable to procure any street corners for public rallies.) Then came the Junior Prom which, so far as we were concerned, was a whopping success. 55 The BEACON ' 1931 The months flew by, and we found ourselves dancing at the Junior Frolic, eagerly looking forward to that day in June which spelled vacation. So another summer came and went. Impossible as it seemed, we were coming in as seniors. At last we had reached the heights (the third floor)! Without realising it we were now being a little authoritative, imperious at times. With expanded chests and turned-up noses we paraded the corridors as if we owned the building. At least we had a big share in it. Weren’t we seniors? Perhaps we were a little “high-hat”, but who could help it? In this last year we welcomed a new headmaster, Mr. Webber, and a new English super- visor, Mr. Garland. Another newcomer was a behavior mark on our report cards. How that year flew by! Its memorable events pass through my mind as innumerable, almost, as soldiers on parade. Came another class election with its ardent party spirit and fervent cam¬ paign speeches; then the Prom. The Senior Play, bringing forth hidden talent, surprised us all. In no tme at all came Class Day and, last of all, graduation—our graduation. Now we were at the top of the ladder—facing what? College? A job? The paths of the world were at our feet for us to choose. We had reached the parting of the ways. Now with a tinge of sadness in our smile we look at our high school for the last time as seniors. In a few short days we shall find ourselves alumni, and Chelsea High School will belong to our past. Sophie Cohen. Class Prophecy c Vrolo ue H EAR ye! Hear ye! Hear ye! To the prophet of this illustrious class, Gazing into this crystal of glass Visions strange, fantastic, and queer, Scenes and pictures of you, classmates dear, In my dull mind do appear, As you will be in later years. So please consider all I say In a humorous and not a serious way. And be not angry with my prophecy For it is only what the fates foresee. It is as you appear in the years to be. Be silent! Ah, my eyes grow dim; My ears ring with a mournful hymn. Hark! The curtain begins to lift. I mark a figure through the veiling mist; Jimmy Wilcox, who was my former friend. How different now, from what he was then. James Wilcox Jimmy who so often used to shirk Has finally decided to go to work. The extent of his first and only job Is wearing the uniform of a navy gob. Jeanette Gordon Jeanette is a captivating society lady Whose affairs with men are a trifle shady. She has but recently divorced number three, And is the bride of a millionaire old enough her father to be. George Dobrow George writes stories to make a living. His tales of adventure are actually thrilling. Some day he’ll come home with the Nobel Prize, For he greatly outclasses the other guys. Jack Katzen Jack ' s wonderful gift of talk Has won him a high-grade salesman’s job. He has even succeeded in that great task Of renting caps and gowns to the 1938 class. 56 The BEACON ' 1931 Sarah Fisher and Sidney Brown Sarah and “Mookie” are known as the battling Browns, They struggle and yell like a pair of blood hounds. Sarah certainly does scratch and pull lus hair, But ’ ' Mookie” can stand it, and doesn’t seem to care. Jack Annanigian Jack is now a great comic artist Whose fame is known throughout the land. He always does his best and his hardest, And his work is greatly in demand. Esther Feldman Esther steadily pounds a typewriter’s keys. Faithfully trying her boss to please. Continue your work, my dear young lady, And you shall become his private secretary— maybe. Alfred Gawronski A1 is a lumberman with great muscles and brawn Who is up every morning with early dawn. He fells the greatest and mightiest trees, And swings his heavy axe with the slightest ease. Sidney Nataupsky Sid has attained his life-long wish, He’s an experienced peddler of fruit and fish. No one can resist his voice’s sound, ’’Apples and potatoes, five cents a pound!” Louis Litman Louis studies day after day To take the exam for a C. P. A. At his present position he receives little pay, But he’ll some day be wealthy, I truthfully say. Bertha Minsky Bertha has married a young millionaire, And hasn’t the slightest worry or care; She lives in a mansion, and has a sweet maid Who will lure away Bertha’s husband, I ' m afraid. Michael Bossman “Mike” is now a big racketeer, The mere mention of his name excites hate and fear. He is very daring, reckless, and bold, And bumps them off, both young and old. George Higgins George is the champion middleweight of them all. He hits them just once, and down they fall; But he is first defeated since he donned a glove At the hands of that powerful thing called Love. Louis Cohen Cohen now is a real estate man Who rides around in a Packard sedan. He practically owns a fifth of this city. But to tenants he shows not the slightest pity. Bessie Colchy Bessie at dancing does swiftly teach At this kind of work she sure is a peach. She will teach you how to step and stamp, That you may soon be the local champ. Harry Goodman Harry is manager of the Olympia Theatre, His shows are becoming better and better. Keep up your good work, and some day you will be The president of Publix Theatres throughout the country. Alice Green and Simon Sadur 1 see a beautiful, blushing bride And a nervous groom who stands by her side. Who is this nervous couple with faces so pink? Why, our own Alice and Zummy, just married, we think. Lester Adelson Lester has received his dentist’s degree, But I won ' t let him pull any teeth out of me. He claims he’s painless, but he’s a big fake, For no matter how he pulls it, it certainly will ache. Abraham Zazofsky “Blubber” leads a well-known jazz band Popular in every city in the land. They are famous for their harmony, jazz and pep, Bidding fair to equal Paul Whiteman’s rep. 57 The BEACON ' 1931 Richard Tyrell Dick, I find, is a fireman bold Who saves the life of young and old. He recently was awarded the Croix de Guerre For saving the life of a maiden fair. Lena Wolfson and Hyman Seigal Lena is a farmer’s wife Who is becoming accustomed to country life. She feeds the hens and milks the cow, While Hyman is busy at his plow. Samuel Glassman Corporal Joe still attends C. M. T. C. He’s a champ at peeling potatoes while on K. P. Now he may be a pain in the neck to you, But he’s fast becoming a general (nuisance), too. Barbara McDonough Barbara is a telephone operator, And many young men attempt to date her; But their gallant attempts are useless and vain, Like all operators, she gives her wrong number and name. Arthur Hanson Art is coach of Harvard’s crew And coaches freshman baseball, too. His teams do constant victory win, And suffer defeat from a very few. Harry Hintlian Harry, we find, is a great movie star, His fame is shouted near and far. The girls are crazy over bashful Harry, But he swears, alas! that he’ll never marry. Eleanor Green A woman wheels a carriage across the street. Cars stop, trucks skid, and policemen swear. Perhaps it’s a crazy woman maddened by the heat? No, it’s only Eleanor, once so pretty and fair Taking her new-born twins for a little fresh air. Sidney Rosenberg “Chick has realized his life-long ambition, As a shrewd and crafty politician. Just now he’s only on the school committee, But we’re sure that in Congress some day he will be. Morris Solomon At last the tardy critics sensed The quality his voice contains, They gave him for experience, The job of starter for “El” trains. Charles Markell Charlie is a wrestler strong, He makes a living by muscle and brawn. If he uses his head as well as his body, We’ll see him a champion before he ' s forty. Esther Goose Esther ' s a star on the screen and the stage. And is quite a success for a girl of her age. Her salary’s fifty thousand a year Her acting is foolish, silly, and queer. Barney Bornbaum Bornbaum is now governor of the state, But now his backers realize their mistake. For Bornbaum, is a clever Renard, And works his backers very hard. Richard Robinson Dick now is a traveler of the skies Who carries the mail safely whenever he flies. He is a brave and fearless ace, Who breaks endurance records in race after race. Hyman Rottenberg Rottenberg is a circus clown His crazy antics are the talk of the town. He’s funnier even than comedien Joe Brown, And he is famous through all cities around. Ann Waldman Ann still works in Grant’s department store, And isn’t as bashful as she was before. She flirts with the customers and the manager, too, And if you visit Grant’s she will flirt even with you. Israel Seleznick Izzy keeps company with a maiden fair. With dark blue eyes, and very black hair, Alas! poor Izzy; before you know There’ll be a breach of promise suit — and dough! 58 The BEACON ' 1931 Alfred Karp A1 is still studying at M. I. T. A successful engineer some day he will he. But his hair will he grey, and he’ll have grown thin Before that success we shall see him win. •Sam Bornstein The hero of women is our friend, Sam. He broadcasts his voice all over the land, But he meets with greatest disaster when A crooning love song ends in preacher’s “Amen.” Benjamin Gartz and Bessie Rothman “Mama love papa?” a little lad said, As a plate thrown by Bessie hit Gartz;y’s head. “Oh! you’ve killed me!” I heard poor Benny cry; “I hope I have! was Bessie’s reply. Max Halperin Mac was so taken with other people’s things That he calmly walked away with five diamond rings. The police gave him time to acquire some knowledge, The time was five years at Sing Sing College. Sophie Cohen Sophie who wanted to teach history Has drifted into bright matrimony. She was married one day, near the end of last June, And ju st returned from her honeymoon. Abraham Gamrin Gamrin sits supreme in an office He’s the head of the Western Union. And now we can send free telegrams For each future class reunion. Harry Fisher Harry met up with a gold-digging dame Who left him without a red cent to his name. So Harry now leads a bachelor’s life, And keeps away from the other man’s wife. Arthur Stone “Ubby’s” a flatfooted cop on a beat, Who for every-day exercise stands on his feet. He will rise to be sergeant and captain, of course, And some day will be the big chief of the force. Edward Pitts and Dorothy Dadley They live in a parlor, bedroom and sink. And haven’t paid for their furniture, I think. Eddie’s idea of married life Is to curse and beat Dorothy, his wife. Robert Brown Bob’s a reporter for the Chicago Tribune, Who took his last ride one warm afternoon. He w-as hated and feared by the gangsters and crooks. But now they breathe freely. They ruined Bob’s looks. Marion Rosen Marion is an underworld queen; She’s a wild woman and frivolous sirene. At times she acts most silly and queer, That’s when she’s with Bill, a New York racketeer. Merton Rice I see a ball drop through the rim. I hear a roar in the crowded gym As Merton Rice, of basketball fame Sinks the final basket that wins the game. Jake Saslavsky and Sam Clayman These two are in a circus side-show, Raking in great piles of dough. “Sass” is known as the giant dwarf, And Clayman is famous as Dopey Joe. Samuel Ficksman and Harry Koltunsky The Mayor of Chelsea, our class president Is the first choice of every resident And Koltunsky’s a janitor in City Hall Humbly answering to Ficksman’s call. Irene Broidy She is a fine manicure artist by trade, And many customers truly has made. 59 The BEACON ' 1931 Irene must buy an electric fan, To keep the boys cool when she holds their hand. Harold Miller Harold is very gen ' rous and kind, And the most charitable man one can find. His latest bequest is a fund to suffice, A fine home to build for all deaf and dumb mice. Henry Ross and Philip Rabinovitz Henry and Phil studied law at Boston College, Where in vain they tried to fill them with knowledge. Now they work hard to earn a few bucks By driving a couple of Ficksman’s trucks. Carl Boytano Boytano is a handsome life guard, And boy! the girls do fall for him hard. His body is covered with a dark ' brown tan, And he certainly is a ladies’ man. Sidney Goodman and Rose Greenberg Sid and Rose, who are known as Min and Bill, Are always fighting, and are never still. Rose only loves poor henpecked Sid Because they have a cute little kid. Israel Shulman “Chisel” is a handsome gigolo Who sells his dances for a little dough. He is seen at the Gables every eve, And is popular with the women, I believe. Frances Feldman Frances owns a busy lunchroom Which is full of customers every noon If at any time hungry you feel, Drop into her place and enjoy a good meal. Hyman Burstein For two bits, “Bushy” will shave or shampoo, And will even cut your nose off, too, If you value your life, you’d better keep away, He shaved off my ear the other day. Hyman Lazin and Edward Freedman Lazin and Eddie go from door to door Trying to sell mops for the kitchen floor. They are chased by dogs now and then. And look more like tramps than prosperous salesmen. Rose Simons Rose is one of the most beautiful in the world. Every one is dazzled by the attractions of this girl. But alas! my proud beauty, your beauty will fade, And you will never marry, but will be an old maid. Nathan Bell Nathan lives upon a hill, He works very hard operating a still. The people come far for his liquors and beers, But if he is caught, there’ll be a sentence of years. Sarah Kaplan A busy floorwalker is this pretty young lady. She works night after night to quiet her baby. Night after night she must pace the hard floor, While hubby helps with a loud, prolonged snore. Lillian Berfield Lilly works in the Five and Ten, And waits on an endless stream of young men. The candy she sells is undoubtedly cheap. But it isn’t the candy they think is so sweet. Paul Gorin Although as class prophet he was the best there could be, Some one has taken his pride down, you’ll see For now Mrs. Gorin ' s his absolute boss. And she’s changed him from prophet to a total loss. Epilogue Alas, the fates refuse to stay. Your noise has driven them away. They will not deign us more to say For they have shown enough this day. And now that all is said and done, Remember it was all in fun. My prophecy I’ve told to you, And I bid you now a fond adieu. 60 The BEACON ' 1931 (Prologue Listen my classmates of “ ‘31” To what I have to say. I hope you will be ind to me And throw no eggs my way; Gifts I shall present to you, You members of “ ’31” I hope you’ll ta e them with a smile. Remember, it’s all in fun. “Pete” Cohen Turtle You’re “Keed Speed” in person. How fast you move your feet! This turtle could heat you In a race down the street. Marion Resnick Boy Doll I love the hoys, I love the hoys! Thus she sings from morn till night, To her we give this baby boy To love with all her might. Sidney Goodman Moon Behold! A lucky man is he. Who sits beneath that cherry tree. Who can that pretty damsel be? It can’t be Mr. Greenberg’s Rosie! Max Halperin Sandwich You’re always bumming eats. Don’t you ever get fed at home? This sandwich that we give you, You may rightfully call your own. Elaine Anderson Sunshine Biscuit Elaine worries now and then. She’s jolly, but modest, too. A cheering friend, especially when You yourself are feeling blue. Dave Hennessey Pail To you I ' ll give this milkmaid ' s pail, The boy with cheeks so blooming Who from country seems to hail So fresh and unassuming. 61 The BEACON ' 1931 Sam Ficksman Shield All hail to our class leader Who rules with a hand of steel. Like all great knights of olden days His deeds are inscribed on this shield. Harry Fisher Bed School at eight, lunch at two, Then baseball to his sorrow; Then supper at six, homework ’till ten, And nothing to do ’till tomorrow. Sarah Fisher Cloth You always wear short skirts, Whatever fads or fashions be. Sew this cloth onto your dress, To keep your skirt below the knee. Mookie Brown Baloney Behold! My dear classmates, A man who with Sarah is never lonely. But what is that noble thing called love? Just a hunk of Baloney. George Dobrow Boo on Socialism Don’t try to argue with Georgie; I say ’twill do you no good. He’ll tell of the wrongs of the laboring class And what the rich could do if they would. Hyman Lazin Razor Blade What s that hairy thing under your nose? Haven’t you the implements to shave? I’ve got a hunch you haven’t So, here is a little blade. Maishif. Miller Heart pierced with Arrow Miller is looking—no wonder you start! He’s looking—oh, so thin; He’s got an ache in his poor little heart; This is the fix he’s in. Merton Rice Cue Ball You wonder how Ricie spends his time Don’t you know he conducts a school? He spends his time in the “Bucket” Teaching that good old game of pool. Ben Gartz Apple In school he simply wouldn’t study. A basketball he loved to grapple, In a game one would hear his shout, “Hey, pass me that apple!” Thelma Rubin and Dorothy Dropkin Banners Here are a couple of faithful pals Who in life I know will pass. To each of you I present a banner To remember the “ ’31” class. Jerry Seigel Bottle Mil Now you must drink Grade A milk,” Was “Yeckle’s” mother’s cry, For when you are a senior For the girls you can do or die. “Bingy” Bornbaum Clown Here is a daffy guy Whom Rmgling Bros, would grab at sight, For the way he acts around the school Leads us to believe that Barnum was right. Alice Post Spool of Thread A busy time will Alice have After she is wed; Our class will give a helping hand By presenting her with a spool of thread. Dorothy McClintock Dictionary She’s always smiling, never cross, Of knowledge never makes a show. So when you find you’re at loss, Ask Dorothy, she’ll surely know! Ann Barron Memo Boo You’ve got an army of boy friends, Enough to fill any hall, In this memo write the names of each, So you’ll remember them all. “Chin” Schulman Cup Ca es They say “Chin” was a tramp Oh, my what a mistake! For when it comes to vamping the girls, He certainly takes the cake. Izzy Selaznick Bottle of Vim A little “vim” in your voice Is exactly what you need. This bottle of “pep” will give it to you If the directions you will heed. 62 I The BEACON ' 1931 Alice Green and Zummy Sadur Hearts Allie and Zummy, two little dears, One seldom ever seem them apart. So as to make them lovers for years I give to each a little heart. Jake SaslavsKY Umbrella (with hole in it) Jake is so very small I know a way he may grow tall. Although it may appear insane, It’s just by standing in the rain. Bertha Shapiro Long Pen Miss Shapiro is my history neighbor. For that she has much sorrow, Because I venture every period A pen from her to borrow. Abe Wachman Wrench Abe’s father owns a meat market, In his footsteps he’ll follow, ’tis said. I think you’d make a better plumber And fix pipes instead. Paul Gorin Boston Advertiser You wonder where Gorin gets his oral themes. Probably this will make you wiser. Those fiery stirring talks he gives Come from the Advertiser. Mike Bossman Bell Mike never came to school on time; He always blew in late. I hope your mother rings this bell To get you up by eight. Harold Silverstein Brash In art he surely is good, His work to the eye is a pleasure, He could use, if he would This brush, which I hope he will treasure. “Manager Silbert Baby Austin Manager always wanted a car, For he’s always going to Boston. I ' m going to help him fulfill his wish Manager,” here’s a Baby Austin! Jack Katzen Baby Carriage You ' re always riding around in a car, I guess you can’t do without wheels. Try pushing this thing around for a while, Just to see how it feels. Mary Nadler Lamb I know you find it kind of lonesome, Mary, Since you lost your man. Here’s something else to follow you around; Sorry it’s only a lamb. Edna Lilly Magnet Miss Lilley is so silent She’s never known to shout. P’rhaps the use of this magnet Will help to draw her out. Eddie Freedman Sailor Hat To make Miss Levanthal his wife some day Was Eddie’s wish, ’tis said; I think you ought to sail the seas And see the world instead. Rose Simons Box of Kisses Here is one of our classmates A sweet and demure little miss, I’m sure you all are anxious To see me give her a kiss. Genevieve Levenson Electric Bulb When it comes to knowledge We all gree you ' re right, So please accept this ’lectric bulb Because you are so bright! Eddie Salter Auto Laws Eddie has a little Chevy And maybe it can’t go, Why this little Chevy Broke every law I know. Lillian Spracklin Dance Hall I think it is a pity That out ' of ' town you roam, When you can have a dance hall Right within your home. “Chick” Rosenberg Sheriff Badge “Chick” wants to follow his father’s footsteps And be a sheriff, you see; You’d better watch your step, my boy, Or in a satindined coffin you ' ll be. 63 The BEACON ' 1931 Irene Broidy Scandal Sheet Irene is always vamping And certain it’s a shame! You’d better watch your step, Irene, Or in a scandal sheet you’ll find your name. Rubie Gordon Bottle of Chloroform For hours and hours and even more, On what to give him I puzzled o’er Till under the collar I got so warm I decided to give him—chloroform! Sarah Goodman Piano Did you ever hear Miss Goodman Play a “raggy” tune? Perhaps some day, on this piano, We’ll hear her soon. John Savosik English Boo Here, John, is an English book, After graduation in it please look, And learn to say for some happy day ‘ ' He doesn’t” instead “he don’t.” “Bushy” Burstein Can of Shoe Polish Bushy is a “corker” chap If only his shoes were not so slack! I ' m giving him a can of shoe polish So he’ll be able to keep them black. Goldstein Twins Cow Bells Their tread is light and airy Some one to me did tell, In the future you ' ll know they’re coming By the tinkle of these bells. Harry Hyfer Railroad Ticket Running for Class Donator Was to Hyfer a mighty strain. Here’s a railroad ticket gratis, To take you to rest in Spain. “Luke” Lewis Pic “Luke” wanted to be a football star, But he still plays like a hick. I think you should see our mayor, You might get a job with a pick. Arthur Stone Vaseline Your shiny hair comes from water, so you say. Now don’t think we are so green; Any one can easily see That it comes from vaseline. Art Hanson Tennis Racket When you came to bat You couldn’t hit at all; With this tennis racket Try and slam the ball. Clara Ulitsky Powder Puff A shiny face is sure a crime Trying to keep yourself looking well; So I present you with a powder puff So your face will surely get enough. Al Karp and Al Gawranski Opera Glasses Oh! tall and mighty handsome youths, When down you look upon those in your classes To see how large we really are, Try looking through these opera glasses. Maishie Stein Rag Maishie always chews the rag He never gives the girls a show If his talk were gasoline Every auto free would go. Sam Bornstein Grapefruit Rudy Vallee is quite a singer They gave him “Something to Remember them by.” Your vocal ambitions are still hopeful. Here’s a grapefruit, but not in the eye! Lillian Berfield Beauty Cup Lilly Berfield is the boy ' s sigh. As the prettiest senior of Chelsea High. For her I have a pleasant surprise, It is the class’s beauty prize. Epilogue Now you ' ve heard what I’ve had to say, May you be happy ' till graduation day, I’ve tried to please you with all my might. And to you all, here’s a pleasant good-night. By Harold Miller. 64 The BEACON ' 1931 Class of 1932 CLASS OFFICERS President Hyman Pike Vice-President Steven Koules Secretary Minnie Gligstein Treasurer . Albert Wein Junior Class eNotes T HE first important event of the Class of 1932 was the election of officers. After a hard fought contest the following were elected: Hyman Pike, President; Steven Koules, Vice- President; Albert Wein, Treasurer; and Minnie Cligstein, Secretary. Then came the long anticipated prom, which was held on Friday evening, February 13, in the high school gymnasium. - Under the able chairmanship of Martin Cohen the affair proved a grand success. With the hall attractively decorated, the pupils faultlessly dressed in their evening clothes, and with many members of the faculty present, everyone had a glorious time. Next came the Junior Frolic, held in the gymnasium on June twelfth. This was both a financial and a social success. The white flannels worn by the boys and the dainty gowns of the girls made a pretty picture. The hall was colorfully bedecked in red and black. The Com¬ mittee wishes to thank the class for its splendid co-operation in helping to make this affair a success. 65 The BEACON ' 1931 66 The BEACON f 1931 “c 4 Lucky reak” i T HE annual dramatic presentation of the Senior Class of Chelsea High School was given in the auditori um Friday evening, May 8. It was a comedy in three acts entitled “A Lucky Break.” The story is as follows: John Bruce, horn in a little town in Connecticut, returns after an absence of twenty years to build a factory for his townspeople. But the land necessary for the factory is owned by his enemy, Abner Kecham, who refuses to sell it, and plans to convert it into a cemetery. Abner’s nephew Benny, a super-salesman, undertakes to dispose of the cemetery lots by high-powered salesmanship. He finds relaxation every evening after his exertions in practicing upon his saxo¬ phone. John, who was asked a preposterous sum when he tried to buy the lots from Uncle Abner, secretely plans to buy them through Benny. A rumor is spread abroad, however, that as a result of the crash of a bogus corporation in which he was supposed to have invested heavily, John has lost his fortune. Having fallen in love, in the meantime, with the daughter of his landlady, he allows the rumor to go uncorrected; and to make his poverty more convincing he takes a position as clerk in the hotel, party at the suggestion of these staunch friends who want to help him. Complicatons begin to arise, multiplied by Uncle Abner, the hotel guests, and Benny’s saxo¬ phone. But at the right time John sees his way out of the entire situation, puts the hotel upon a paying basis, buys the lots in “Idle Hour” with the help of the unsuspecting Benny, and wins the hand of Nora, the landlady’s daughter. Needless to say, the play ends happily for all. In its reception of the play and the efforts of the cast the audience was most enthusiastic. One wave of applause and laughter followed another from the time the curtain rose on the first act till it fell on the last. The character parts were cleverly acted, especially those of Elmine, the maid, played by Mollie Sheinfeld; the scheming Mrs. Barrett, played by Jeanette Gordon; and Abner Ketcham, played by George Lipman. Dorothy McClintock, as Martha Mullett, made a splendid mother; Charles Marked admirably portrayed the character of John Bruce; and Rose Simons, as Nora, made us sympathize whole-heartedly with John. Young Benny’s enthusiasm was ably personified in Julius Staretz; Elaine Anderson and Sidney Goodman made an attractive pair of lovers; and Esther Goose, as Bella MacWatt, portrayed the irascible lodger to perfection. Especial mention should also be made of the French dancing instructors, Jessie Stavisky and Daniel Holland; of John Bruce’s right-hand man, John Rizya; and, of course, of the eccentric Spinster sisters, Celia Restbord and Laura Stein. Finally, the invaluable experience of Mrs. Henrietta M. Fay, assisted by Miss Helen Kintz, the co-operation of Mrs. Mary Malone, and the spirit and effort of the entire cast made this hilarious comedy a great success. Irene Broidy acted as prompter, and Harry Oshry was in charge of publicity. THE CAST Martha Mullett Nora Mullett Elmine Ludine Smith Benny Ketcham Abner Ketcham Mrs. Barrett . Claudia Barrett Dorothy McClintock Rose Simons Mollie Sheinfeld Julius Staretz George Lipman Jeanette Gordon Elaine Anderson Alphecca Spinster Tommy Lansing John Bruce Charles Martin Jura Charente Var Charente Bella MacWatt Alchiba Spinster . Laura Stein Sidney Goodman Charles Markell John Rizya Jessie Stavisky Daniel Holland Esther Goose Celia Restbord 67 The BEACON •t 1931 68 CAST OF “A LUCKY BREAK The BEACON ' 1931 Orchestra T HE band and orchestra were quite busy this season, playing at the various school assemblies. At the request of people interested in the school music work, Mr. Cleary, accompanied by either the band or the orchestra, played at several institutions. The orchestra played at the public observance of Washington’s and Lincoln’s birthday. The members gladly contributed their ser ' vices to make it a success. Many people who attended the Spring Concert were astonished at the ability shown by the orchestra, who, under Mr. Cleary’s direction, played several numbers with the finished ability of a professional group. The orchestra played for the Senior Play and also for the Commencement exercises. Out of the large orchestra were selected several talented members. These comprised what is known as the “Baby Grand Orchestra.” This orchestra played by request at the Soldiers ' Home, Evening School Graduation, and the Shurtleff Minstrel Show held at the Soldiers’ Home. The orchestra meets on Thursday, the fifth period, and practices until the second lunch period. This year a marking system for the orchestra and band was introduced. The player is ranked according to the number of times he is absent from practice with no good excuse or if he comes to practice without his instrument or music stand. Every student looks upon these re ' hearsals as a period of enjoyment and pleasure. During the music week, which was held in the early part of April, the High School Or ' chestra presented a miniature concert in all the junior high schools and the Prattville School. It consisted of several selections by the orchestra, and solos by Guido Ottavi and Philip Kovnit. The members of the orchestra are as follows: 1st Violins Abraham Zazofsky, Concert Master Sarah Fisher Anne Brenner Bertha Swartz Frances Swartz Edward Levine Thomas Sweiki Hillel Cotton Ruth Wolfson Joseph Burstein, 2nd Concert Master Myer Glickstein Jane Suszynsky Murray Cohen Louis Gordon Enoch Katz Ruth Bailen Benjamin Levine Sarah Segal Louis Gilman 69 The _ BEACON_M93J 70 THE ORCHESTRA _ The_ BEACONj _1931 2nd Violins Dora Posner Charles Benson Martha Baer Francis Berger Israel Tolchinsky Barnet Gray George Epstein Ralph Tolchinsky Frances Ryan Alice Zablotsky Frieda Sadur Anne Cohen Flutes Laura Stein Jennie Gross Abraham Kaminsky Anne Peline Trombones Sam Westerman Robert LaCava Ralph Koplovitz Bp Soprano Sax Leo Garber Ep Alto Saxophones Herbert Pearl Manuel Garven Norman Gordon Jack Karp Bass Frieda Miller Bp Clarinet Jack Goodman Cornets Isadore Baker Sam Weinstein David Maltzman John Mully Marilyn Francis Clarinets Guido Ottavi Elden Holland Ruth Spindler Martha Yeshilian Double Bass David Smith Drum Philip Kovnit Alto Horn Julius Rubenstein Baritone Isaac Malkin George Shatzman Milton Weisberg Noah Levine Lillian Cohen Cellos Jane Hand Hyman Peskin Piccolo George Higgins Piano Elaine Anderson Sarah Goodman Ruth Slotnick Minnie Siegal The First of TGke c lnnual Spring, Concerts T HROUGH the combined efforts of Mr. Cleary, Miss Swanstrom and Miss Walton, the first Annual Sprng Concert by the students of the Chelsea Senior High School was given on Wednesday evening, April 15, 1931. The concert, the proceeds of which were divided and given to the school library and music departments, was the climax of the system started by Mr. Cleary several years ago. The program was a varied one, consisting of an operetta, specialties, selections by the band and orchestra, and dancing. Under Miss Swanstrom’s direction, the Girls’ Glee Club, delighted the audience with their songs and dances in the operetta. One of the outstanding features in this part of the program was the Hawaiian Dance. The band and orchestra, long recognized as two of the leading musical groups in the state, contributed several fine selections to the program. These were delivered with the feeling and technique of a professional group. In the specialty part of the program solos on various instruments were rendered. The talent displayed amazed the listeners, and was a source of joy to the many music lovers in the city. Bancl T HIS year s Chelsea High School Band is undoubtedly the best that ever graced our school. It is composed of fifty-five members nattily attired in scarlet sweaters and white flannel trousers. The band has proved a great credit and honor to the school. Its snappy tunes and clever manoeuvers have added “pep” and spirit to our football games. During the Chelsea- Revere game at Winthrop the band drew a storm of applause when it marched across the field, with Henry Saltzman cleverly twirling the baton. He was followed by a black goat bearing the high-school colors. Mr. Cleary intended to organize a fife and drum corps to combine with the band and par¬ ticipate in the New England Band fe? Orchestra Festival. However, this festival was not held this year because of the meeting of the Eastern Music Supervisors. 71 _Th £ _BE ACO N j; _19 3 j_ 72 i THE BAND The BEACON r 1931 A state contest was held, but it was deemed inadvisable to participate because of the time needed to prepare and drill the band. Mr. Cleary expects to enter the band and the fife and drum corps next year. We sincerely hope and believe that our band will outclass the other contestants. Too much honor can not be given to the members of the band who gave their time and interest in moulding the band into one of the best musical organizations in the state. Many prominent men who have listened to our band have been impressed by its performance. The band deserves all the praise and compliments heaped upon it, and we are sure that the Class of 1931 appreciates the band ' s work, and will always remember the services it voluntarily rendered. The members of the band are as follows: Cornets Sam Weinstein Michael Sikorski Isadore Baker David Maltzman Wallace Kirby Philip Kectie Isadore Cutler Edward Cohen Morris Hulack Simon Black George Legrow Marilyn Francis Esther Rubin Pauling Donnell Saul Wilner Charles Moores John Norris Alto Horns Solomon Feingold Julius Rubenstein Ellsworth Evans Sam Gurman Trombones Sam Westerman Robert LaCava Ralph Koplovitz Clarinets Martin Yeshilian Elden Holland William Hart Anna Zaff Louise Huberman Ernest Erving Bert Carff Flute George Higgins Susyaphone Guido Ottavi Bass Frieda Miller Snare Drums Hyman Tenofsky Harold Healy Herman Trager Philip Kovnit Barnet Bookman Ep Alto Saxophones Hosiah Greenberg Marcus Pindurs Joseph Schneider Jack Carp Hervert Pearl Norman Gordon SaulIsenberg Ralph Gisonna Manuel Gamen Drum Major Henry Saltzman Bass Drum Alfred LaCava Cymbals Thomas Mugford Abraham Zazofsky Rose Javian Baritone Isaac Malkin Soprano Saxophone Jack Gordman Girls’ Glee Club T HE fourth year of the Girls’ Glee Club opened with an enthusiastic welcome on the part of the student body, marked by a most unprecedented number of candidates. With this splendid array of talent from whi ch to choose the representatives from the sophomore, junior, and senior classes, there emerged a greatly improved organization. The total number retained was twenty-eight—considerably more than in former years. The club was directed by Miss Swanstrom. Miss Elaine Anderson and Miss Ruth Slotnick were accompanists. Meetings were held once a week when a period was devoted to singing two and three part music. The numbers sung were classical selections, chosen by Miss Swanstrom. The purpose of the Glee Club is to form a group which will produce perfect harmony. The members not only do this, but they also interpret the music which they sing. The interpretation of vocal selections is sometimes very difficult. This year the Glee Club presented an operetta, “Ghosts of Hilo, as its part in the First Annual Spring Concert of the Music Department. The presentation of this operetta, which was given in the High School Auditorium, met with great approval. The operetta brought a very successful season for the Glee Club to a climax. The Glee Club hopes to continue its good work in the future, gaining more members every year. 73 The BEACON ' 1931 74 i GIRLS’ GLEE CLUB The BEACON ' 193 1 Girls’ basketball T HE call for girls’ basketball practice was met with a great display of enthusiasm. After a few weeks of preliminary practice, the girls were ready for the scheduled number of games. On February 6, 1931, Chelsea played Medford on our home floor. Although handicapped by a weakened forward end, Chelsea shared the laurels with Medford in winning a game and losing a game. However, this put the Medford girls on their guard during a return game played on the Medford floor on March 12, 1931, when Chelsea encountered defeat. Although it was a great disappointment to lose that game, Chelsea is looking forward to a game with Medford next year. The girls’ team also played a game with Everett on the home floor on March 18, 1931, when both teams shared honors equally. At the beginning of the year the team elected a captain, manager, and assistant manager, who were Minnie Remarman, Pauline Berman, and Genevieve Bowyer, respectively. The team was coached by Miss Eleanor B. McCalmont, Supervisor of Physical Education for girls at C. H. S. Sarah Fisher Pauline Berman Winifred Taylor Minnie Remarman Anna Tashjian Florence White May Clasky Genevieve Bowyer Myrtle Case . Lillian Berfield The possibilities of next year ' s team are very promising, although a majority of veterans will have been graduated. The following girls are members of the first team: Left Forward ..... Right Forward ..... Jumping Center ... Side Center ...... Left Guard ...... Right Guard ..... Subs ....... 83 The BEACON ' 1931 84 I COMPLETE STAFF OF THE BEACON QUARTERLY The BEACON ' 1931 The Beacon Quarterly FACULTY ADVISORS Philip Garland Miss Helen Kintz Miss Marguerite Bligh Miss Eunice Genthner A FRIEND of mine, a “stewdent” of literature, who has a knack for giving opinions, re ' marked to me one day that the difference between the Beacon of 1931 and its prede- cessors is that in former years we tried to dance with tears in our pockets and laugh with holes in our literary shoes, whereas this year we seem to have bought new shoes altogether. This comment struck me as remarkably true, inasmuch as a sincere attempt was made this year to capture the flavor and pulse of good literature and transfuse it into the veins of our school paper. The Beacon of 1931 has the earmarks of a magazine of superior quality—the material well selected, well composed, and wisely balanced. Its purpose has been to include work that is expressive of the trend of thought and interests that are typical of the student body. Yet we are conscious that we may have fallen short of that purpose—though it is through no fault of ours. The internal reforms that had to be made were many; the innovations that make a school paper a beautiful entity could not be carried through with one blow for fear of paralyzing it altogether. Some day, we trust, the full realization of our intentions will come. The enthusiasm of the students that are to come after us promises it. And with full confidence in the sincerity of our successors to show their literary ability via the Beacon . . . we throw The torch; be yours to hold it high! STAFF Editor-in ' Chief, Lester Adelson Literary Editor, George Dobrow Business Manager, Charles Markell Ass ' t Literary Editor, Harry Oshry Ass’t Business Manager, Daniel Holland Leo Rosenfield ’31 Lewis Cohen ' 31 Paul Gorin ’31 Morris Solomon ' 31 Dorothy McClintock ' Associa Irving Smith ' 32 James Schulman ' 32 Myer Krulfeld ' 32 Dorothy Mercier ' 3 3 31 Robert Cummings ' 3 3 Morris Gilman ' 3 3 ; Editors Samuel Ficksman ' 31 Harry Spiro ' 31 Abraham Pollen ' 31 Samuel Stadlen ' 31 Mildred Gottfried ' 31 Shirley Berkson ' 32 Paul Bronstein ' 32 Samuel Stavisky ' 32 Dora Gootkin ' 32 Jane Hand ' 32 James Shannon ’32 George Higgins ’31 Carl Boytano ’31 Exchange Editor, Sophie Cohen Music Minnie Siegel ' 33 Art Jessie Stavisky ' 31 Sarah Goodman ' 31 Nathan Madow ' 32 Louis Glassman ' 31 Irving Brodie ’31 85 Dorothy White ' 31 Biagi Pietrillo ’31 i CHARTER MEMBERS Abraham Gold J Jacob Levine • ' ' Bertha Swartz j Harry Koltunsky J Oscar Rutstein Abraham Wachman J Advisor, Philip Garland L ATE in the second quarter of the current school year the Chelsea High School Debating Club was formed under the supervision of Mr. Garland. At the first meeting the members present were made charter members. These charter members include Abraham Gold, Abraham Wachman, Jacob Levine, Oscar Rutstein, Bertha Swartz, and Harry Koltunsky. Later Lewis Cohen, Jacob Saslavsky, and Paul Gorin were admitted. During the first few meetings the fundamentals underlying debating were given to the members by Mr. Garland to prepare them for the later debates in which they were to take part. The first debate held was on the subject, “Resolved, That Detailed Accounts of Crime in News ' papers Encourage Crime.” The affirmative was upheld by Bertha Swartz, Jacob Saslavsky, and Harry Koltunsky; the negative by Paul Gorin, Lewis Cohen, and Oscar Rutstein. An interested audience was on hand to act as judges. Mr. Garland was chairman. That the sides were evenly matched was clearly brought out when the judges voted the debate to be a tie. Much entertain- ment, as well as practical facts and knowledge concerning the subject, was gained by the listeners. The C. H. S. Debating Club was formed with the express purpose of furthering the knowl¬ edge of students in debating, of sharpening their faculties, promoting quick thinking, and above all, of preparing the members for competitive, interscholastic debates. In the last few years there has not been a club of this kind at our school. However, with the advent of Mr. Garland, the work of organizing the club was undertaken. It was hoped to include as many juniors as possible in this club so that they may carry on the good work next year. 87 Presidents Dora Kolfin Doris Mendelssohn James Shannon Secretary ' treasurer Gertrude Rosenthal Advisor, Mrs. Henrietta Fay Junior Dramatic Club T HE Junior Dramatic Club, composed of the most talented members of the Junior Class, has been working under the capable guidance of Mrs. Henrietta M. Fay. To date the club has acquired a personnel of more than twenty-five members. The most outstanding feature of the organization is the system under which each member of the club is given an opportunity to show his or her dramatic ability. The club is divided into three s ections, each one headed by one of the three presidents of the organization. The groups are directed in their plays by their presidents and present their offerings every third week. Following the entertainment a dis¬ cussion period is held in which the good and bad factors of the play are compared. In this manner a sense of appreciation of the finer things in the dramatic field is developed. 88 The BEACON ' 1931 French Club President . Carl Boytano ViceTresident . Albert Rabinovitz Secretary Frank Camillieri Treasurer . Dorothy Resnick Advisor, Miss Maude Mitchell F OR the first time in the history of the Chelsea Junior High School a French Club was formed this year under the supervision of Miss Mitchell, assisted by the other teachers of French. This organization is composed of those students who have studied French for two or more years and have received a “B average. It meets once a month. The officers are not elected by popular vote, but are chosen by the French Department according to their rank. A group of hussiers or ushers headed by Alfred Karp act as proctors during the meetings. Since the club was formed late in the year, activities were necessarily limited. At the meet ' ings there was an average attendance of more than fifty members. The meetings were conducted entirely in French by President Boytano, assisted by his officers, Frances Rabinovitz, chairman of the program committee, and Meyer Glickstein, in charge of music. A small chorus sang French songs accompanied by the French Club Orchestra at each meeting. Pleasing programs of short plays, songs, anecdotes, and games in French were enjoyed by the members. The meetings closed with the singing of the Marsellaise by the entire Club. The club gave the members a demonstration of the practical use of the French Language as well as a broader knowledge of it, and it is hoped that next year this work will be carried to an even higher pinnacle of success than it has already attained. 89 The BEACON ' 1931 German Club President . Morris Solomon Vice-President . Abraham Rabinovitz Secretary . . Edward Sokol Treasurer Advisor, Miss Gertrude Shaw Hyman Sharff FREUNDSCHAFT Der M ensch hat nichts so eigen, So wohl steht ihm nichts an, Als dass er Treu erzeigen, Und Freundschaft halten ann; W enn er mit seines Gleichen Soil treten in ein Band, Verspricht er nicht zu weichen Mit Herzen, M und, und Hand. I T was with a feeling of satisfaction, tinged with regret, that the members of the Deutscher Verein, at the close of their final meeting, formed a friendship-circle and repeated in unison the above poem, as has been the custom at the conclusion of every meeting. Everything possible has been done to make each meeting an enjoyable one, and at the same time to carry out the purpose of the club—to create a better knowledge of the German nation, through literature, drama, and music. Some meetings have been held in the music room where an opportunity has been given for putting on musical programs. At other meetings short plays have been produced, and interesting facts about Germany, her patriots, and her authors, have been told. Many thanks are due to the officers of the club: Morris Solomon, President; Abraham Rabinovitz, Vice-President; Edward Sokol, Secretary; Hyman Sharif, Treasurer; and, above all, Miss Shaw and Miss Severance for their splendid co-operation. 90 The BEACON ' 1931 cMath Club President- Harry Oshry Secretary, Genevieve Levenson Advisor, Earl Boyd T HE Chelsea High School Math Club was organised this year by a group of juniors and seniors interested in furthering their knowledge of geometry and algebra. It is directed by Mr. Boyd, assisted by Mr. Lowell, and has been ably conducted by its president, Harry Oshry. The meetings were held bbmonthly, and it has been the policy of the club to have various members bring in at each meeting interesting facts and theorems in connection with the work that was being studied at that particular time. These theorems were proved, and discussions were held—discussions which proved very valuable in helping the students to understand and enjoy mathematics. Any club of this sort is a great asset to a school and to its pupils. It is, therefore, the confident hope of the graduating members that such an asset will be continued and the member ' ship increased next year and in the coming years. 91 The BEACON ' 1931 Physics Club COMMITTEE MEMBERS Jacob Siegal, Secretary Jack Memishian George MacGarvey Abraham Wachman Bernard Levin Myer Krulfeld James Schulman Advisor, Carl Staples O N the afternoon of November 26, 1930, persons situated anywhere within range of vision of room 312 noticed, without doubt, the pupils who filed into that room. These pupils, ap- proximately twenty-eight in number, were the candidates who presented themselves for membership in the Physics Club. Enthusiasm ran high among those attending that first informal gathering, and in less than one-hour the Physics Division of the Science Club was formed under the super vision of Mr. Staples. Jack Siegal, the secretary-elect, was entrusted with the business of the club, and a program committee was chosen to prepare suitable entertainment for future meetings. This committee consisted of James Schulman, chairman, Myer Krulfeld, Jack Memishian, George MacGarvey, Bernard Levin, and Abraham Wachman. The club’s work, it was decided, would be chiefly interpreting the important part physics plays in the modern world. The first formal meeting, held in the lecture hall three weeks later and conducted by James Schulman, was a great success. Various members, previously selected by the program committee, discussed the many applications of water in our daily life. These discussions were illustrated with numerous experiments, and the operation of several hydrostatic machines, such as the lift pump and the siphon, was clearly explained. Since College Board Examinations and make-up work soon began to absorb the attention and the spare time of the majority of the members, the club was unable to accomplish very much. However, the little that was accomplished proved one important fact-—that the members were not lacking in enthusiasm and interest. With this fact known and with the experience already gained, it should not be difficult to establish a Physics Club next year that will be a benefit to the students and a credit to the school. The BEACON M931 Chemistry Club President . . Harry Oshry Vice ' President . John Savosik Secretary . Esther Goose Treasurer Advisor, Edwin Mockler Jeanette Gordon T HE Chemistry Club was organized the early part of the year under the direction and supervision of Mr. Edwin Mockler of the Science Department. The club had a member ' ship of twentyTour boys and girls who were eager to make the organization stand for the pro ' motion of the study of chemistry and to foster fellowship among its members. Bi-weekly meetings were held at which chemistry demonstrations, experiments, and lectures were the features. Interesting programs were arranged by the different students on various scientific subjects which were thoroughly enjoyed. Great interest was shown in the fundamentals and study of research chemistry, preparing the way for the students in their future enterprises. The club stood for scholarship, industry, mutual fellowship and esteem, the advance of the science, and the spirit of research among its members. It has urged its members to devote their time to “things worth while and of value” to the science, the club, the school, and the individual. J 93 The BEACON y 1931 Tie Spectator ‘Tapers A SIGNED CONFESSION By Ravelock the Dane N EVER since the Venerable Bede Erst propounded his theories on the acceh eration of gravity has such an assemblage of famous authorities on the conditions in the East been essayed. As the leader of this noteworthy group, I have taken great pains to select topics group, I have taken great pains to select topics which might hold your interest. This great occasion reminds mfe of a story which occurred several centuries ago when I was navigating my gasoline-cooled monoplane across the great wastes which surround the Desert of Gobi. It seems that a dinosaur and a tricertops were conversing under the spread¬ ing chestnut tree, and I understood one of them to say: “Who was that lady I saw you with last night?” To which the tricertops replied: “That was no lady; that was my wife!” Thus you can readily see from this story how much the honor behooves me. In the words of the much quoted Latin poet, “Sic semper tyrranis”, which means where were you when the lights went out? According to Burke the success of an empire depends upon its policy. Therefore, I, being in full power to execute the arduous duties of president, do set forth and ordain this day a day of fasting and of rejoicing in honor of this unworthy society. I have tried to forestall the introduction of the literary efforts of my worthy fellow col¬ leagues, but there is a tide in the affairs of men which taken at the flood leads on to mis¬ fortune. I have authority for this statement from none other than the great Gallic gen¬ eral, Gaius Grantibus Grachi. Again I must pause to introduce a story to illustrate my point. It chanced, misfor- tunately for you, that during the pan-neolithic padozerm period I was on the trail of the greatest criminal ever reproduced over a series of fifty-nine radio stations. It was none other than Tic Toque or maybe it’s Tic Toe or is INTELLIGENTSIA The famed Savant, Ravelock the Dane, working on the solution of the perplexing mystery, Who Killed Cock Robin,” in his arboreteum. Note the puzzled look on the great scientist, especially on his chest. The coat of paint on the master detective is one of his many disguises. Here the great Dane is disguised as a Russian wolfhound for the Metropolitan Dog Show. it Tique Toe? While I was snooping, I over¬ heard a tadpole whisper to a newt: “Why does a hen cross a road?” Whereupon the newt came back with a body slam and headlock to win the fall, and the match, and the world’s championship for being the most colossal numbskull, for the poor fish replied: “To get on the other side.” Doesn’t that slay you? Of course I can overlook this great exhibition of ignorance since it did not specify which side. It is good for us to be here ' and I could raven and raven but nevermore; I must stop, for life is short, and pants are long; and if I am not mistaken it will be a torrid winter in Northern New England, and possibly rain or shine within the next two years in Southern Australia. Good Night. 94 _ j eacon _i93i_ THE AZERBAIJAN SITUATION Bv SVENSON THE SWEDE F EW people realize the graveness of the Azerbaijan situation, for they cast aside with due deference and mock humility this tragic plight, as though it were a standing joke; hut it is not so. Instead it is a squat¬ ting squelch. It is my personal pride which has forced me to become the greatest political critic and authority in the universe. Having studied this seemingly improbable situation from all angles, i.e., 30°, 60°, 90°, I have definitely concluded that my report is fully prepared to meet the censure of any dead man. The main trouble, according to what I have discovered—after two hours, forty-five minutes, and ten seconds, Eastern Standard Daylight Saving Time of work—is that news¬ papers all sold for two cents per edition- three cents in Canada, and are given away in Eu¬ rope at a personal sacrifice. Think what this means. Ponder deeply over the pith or germ which this price raises in your demented minds. Soon, as surely as the sun goes around the earth during Lent, the horror of the situ¬ ation becomes self-evident; for should you buy the Azerbaijan Perennial Digestion and give the newsboy a nickel, five cents, a twentieth part of a dollar, you receive in change three kopecks. Now let us assume that it was four degrees below zero, and you wanted an ice cream. Look what will happen; you would be forced to ride home in a taxi (ten shekels, the first mile, and fifteen talents for each ad¬ ditional cubic centimeter) to get two more kopecks to buy the ice cream. Thus, much time as well as money is wasted. A HIGH PRESSURE SALESMAN A typical Azerbaijan newsboy, selling his stock of fish, score-cards, eight-balls, and a patented article which serves as a can-opener, shoe-horn, hammer, nut-cracker, penny bank, ice box, shoe-skate sharpener, and razor blade; all for the small price of ten kopecks. His beard shows that he is a member of the Union of Certified Public Nuisances. Hie, haec, hoc, huius throughout. The meaning of this ancient gastrionic phrase is sharply defined thusly: For every man there is one-fourth of a woman. Using this as a working basis I find a remedy for the ailment. What Azerbaijan needs is a seven-cent nickel. Yes sir, a seven-cent nickel. Now each and every Azerbaijanian can buy a paper and get the same nickel back in change. What an advantage! What a mind! Thus the situation is no more; the cause and the complaint have been removed; and so to bed. 9 The BEACON ' 1931 LITERATURE OF SAMARKAND By Lady Shalott T HE literature of Samarkand has several basic features by which it may be recog ' nizcd. The quality which Samarkandian poetry has is a love of beauty. It can best be exemplified by one of Kelley’s great sonnets: She walks in beauty like the nightmare Of Welsh rarebit and creamed hash. Sneats, another great contemporary poet, has an immortal style which makes his lyrics the outstanding poetry of the year 1775 and upwards. His personification is quite enthrall ' ing and breathtaking. In fact, it may be read to your mother ' indaw with assurance that it will permanently take away her breath, halitosis and all. Even an Iggorrite could comprehend the wild, almost savage melody of his “To a Highball”, which opens with the following iambic pentameter lines: Hail to thee, blithe spirits, Gin, thou never wert. That is sufficient for the poetic literature, and now we continue with the prose, which is equally as famous. Unlike American prose, The Samarkandian stories are extremely in ' triguing and active. One critic says that the fact that it has no heroines makes it great reading. To illustrate my point, I have se ' lected a passage from an American novel, which runs on in this manner: “It was raining in buckets, and an M.I.T. student was plodding along singing in the rain, when suddenly he bumped into a girl who was just one ' half hour past nineteen. Her features had been delicately moulded with a chisel and a scalpel, and she was the prettiest girl in Suffolk County.” Of course, you can readily see that the student and the girl married and lived happily ever afterward. In Samarkand this type of plot is very rare. It would probably be a Harvard lily bumping into a mere slip of a girl, six feet four, with a size seventeen neck; Ravelock the Dane, “tel pere, tel fils.” This, wise man who can tell his own father what to BANNED BOOKS IN SAMARKAND Here we have two Samarkandian flappers, all togged out in their Easter Sunday hardware, going forth to buy Billie,” “Louise Beretti,” and “Lady Slutterly’s Father,” which have been banned in the city of Hoston, the capital of Samarkand, by the National Board of Preview. and, besides, it would be a bright, sunshiny day. To quote when translated from the original Samarkand, means “It’s a do.” So it is with prose. Drama has just been developed. This included everything from Euripedean tragedy to Shakesperean comedy. The favorite parts, which are thoroughly enjoyed by the audience, are as follows: Enter a mes- senger or a herald — A knock within — A bell rings. And the entrance of ghosts is especially loved. The woman just dote on ghosts that are tall, handsome, blond, and who have that college look. You know, the stupid look. The men like small ghosts who are peppy, red ' headed, and who have plenty of “It.” 96