Chatsworth High School - Tale Feathers Yearbook (Chatsworth, IL)

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PROPHECY There s a dtmmmg of lrghts a crash and a shatterlng of glass The cameraman hollers lrghts up A man runs rn front of a camera chastng two pmt srze chrldren yelhng stop A voice says There ll be a httle rnterruptton due to technrcal drf ftcultres What s gorng on here? Th1s IS Beulah Houser the owner of the studro Why was the show rnterrupted? I m sorry Ma am but Harvard Bargmann our dtrector was chastng those Perkrns krds fl guess he thought he was at homey and they pulled the cords on the lrghts and knocked them over Who let the krds loose? They re hm and Joanne s They couldn t get a baby sttter for twelve chtldren so they had to brmg them along Now we wxll return you to our program The Reunron of the Class of 1956 sponsored by that Jet propelled Ierkery the best and fastest speed car on the road Go see your btg I dealer today and he ll grve you the best deal ever Take tt away Grou cho Lee Thank you Nancy fD1ckmanj Pendleton We were talkrng to Irm Perkrns and hrs wrfe Joanne hm I understand th1s rs not your frrst TV appearance No rt rsn t I was on the You Bet Your Wrfe show and as you can see I lost Sky Queen and hrs nrece Ntckle were gotng to be here and they 1ns1sted on comrng You know who's boss We ll meet them later on In the show Now for a ltttle entertarnment Pee Chee Chmg better known as John Monahan and yodelrng Jean Sleeth wtth theu h1ll brlly roundup A pa1nful half hour later Ronn1e better known as Groucho has just rntroduced George Farley George you are domg pretty well on your show Elfre Httchcook Submtts aren t you? Yes people lrke my sob Jerklng stones However I ve been havrng a lrttle trouble lately getttng the Jerks to sob On that one I ll leave Stop that runnmg Look out for the camera Wtll you please srt down Don t btte me' Thank you George Harvard, can you be a lrttle qureter? Now let s meet some fellow classmates from You Should Ltve So Long ' Betty Ross what role do you play? I play the part of Amy Burl's tolerant stster You know somethrng Ronn1e I ve been havrng a terrlble mme getttng Burl to come back to real lrfe after the show lately Wrll you rntrodu e that btg hunk of man you ve been talkrng about? Surely Now ladres and gentlemen I want to rntroduce another of our classmates Jerry Edwards or Burl Thank you Betty Have you seen Denme I mean Pete around here? I m sorry Amy I mean Betty W ' ' . ll ' IO I've still got her. I'm sorry about the kids causing all the commotion, butI told them ,, . -. . . , . . ,, . . . ,

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CLASS WILL We the Class of 56 berng of unstable, rnsane and rncompetent mtnds do revoke any other and all prevrous wrlls bequeath the ensurng attrtbutes to the followrng group tn questron I to Harvard Bargmann do wrll and bequeath unto Ray Schlemmer my abrlrty to solve my gtrl troubles Joanne Bayston do wrll and bequeath unto Carol Hoeger my no parkrng srgns Nancy Dtckman do wrll and bequeath unto Betty Wrlson my shy way Jerry Edwards do wrll and bequeath unto Kay Irwrn my abrlrty to turn beet red rn any embarrasstng moment George Farley Peter Freehtll Jantce Gtllett nrght Lester Herkert Beulah Houser Boyd Hummel do wrll and bequeath unto Don Ford my great love for P E class wtll and bequeath wrll and bequeath wtll and bequeath wrll and bequeath wrll and bequeath unto Zoe Gerdes my abrlrty to keep everythrng to myself unto Janet Clester my abtlrty to get my ten hours of sleep every unto Dale Hanna my taxr servrce to Grlman unto Joyce Franey my abrlrty to act demure rn all occasrons unto Betty Danforth my neat appearance and my rnterestrng walk Joan Ellen Kane do wrll and bequeath unto Anrta Grllett my rrng cleatung busrness Barbara Kerber do wrll and bequeath unto Betty Rrchards my pencrl slrm frgure Ronald Lee do wrll and bequeath unto Pat Watson my pessrmrsttc attttude toward lrfe Joe Maurrtzen do wrll and bequeath unto Jack Clrne my brg feet and waggrng tongue John Monahan do wtll and bequeath unto Joyce Brock my great admrratron for hrllbrlly mustc Jlm Perklns do wrll and bequeath unto Gene Sharp my abtlrty to keep the teachers confused Betty Ross do wrll and bequeath unto Sandra Postlewarte my abrlrty to act lrke a wrld Indran and my devtl may care attrtude Roger Sargeant do wrll and bequeath unto Bob Stadler my athletrc abrlrty and flattop Jean Sleeth do wrll and bequeath unto Judy Conrbear my quret reserved manner Harvard Bargmann do wrll and bequeath unto Bob Kyburz my abrlrty to act young even though I am an old man Joanne Bayston do wrll and bequeath unto Pat Walters my Boy Catchrng Lrcense and large assort ment of male traps Nancy Drckman do wrll and bequeath unto Shtrley Martln my abrlrty to control my borsterous votce Jerry Edwards do wtll and bequeath unto Ronald Koerner my abrltty to keep my slrm gtrlrsh frgure Peter Freehrll d wrll and bequeath unto Carolyn Tooley my lrttle faded maroon Ford Janrce Grllett d wrll and bequeath unto Pat Fortna my second hour coffee breaks Lester Herkert do wrll and bequeath unto Sharon Heald my perfect attendance record Boyd Hummel do wrll and bequeath unto Carol Shell my lrttle atomrc werght garnrng ptlls Joan Ellen Kane do wrll and bequeath unto Elrzabeth Monahan my rabres shots and all the mad dogs rn Germanvrlle Cemetery plus my prllow and bear traps Joe Maurrtzen do w1ll and bequeath unto Roberta Nrckrent my abrlrty to agree at all trmes w1th all teachers Barbara Kerber do wrll and bequeath unto Carol Culkrn my brg muscles and Charles Atlas book John Monahan do wrll and bequeath unto Paul Frrck my abrlrty to get a full erght penods of sleep every Schoolday George Farley do w1ll and bequeath unto Bonnre Farrley my love for havrng my marl mrs sent In declamatron of personal knowledge of the qualrty of the forthwtth stated phrases betng accordrng exact and accurate verrsrmrlttude havtng transmrtted our partrcular degrees of excellence to the er ratlc Junror Phylum of 1957 forge our appellatrons to thrs composmon , . . . . I, , ' , ' ' ' . I, I . . . . . I' . ' . . . I I' ' . . ' . . , . I, , ' , , . . I' . . do . ' . . . t I' . . ' do . , , . I. . do . , . . , ' I, , do ' , ' ' ' ' . I, , do ' , ' ' . I. ' . . . . . . . U I. I . . ' . . , u I' ' . , . . . . , - I, . . . . I . . l I, ' . ' . . , . . i I. . . , . ' . . A It , . . ' . . . . . I' ' . ' . . . . I. ' . . ' . . I, ' . , . . I, ' . , ,, . . ,, - I, . I . , . , .. . . . I. . . ' .. . , . . t I, ' , o ' , ' . I, ' ' , o ' , . I, , ' , . I. . . ' , . . . . . l I. D . . , . , . . , . I I, . ' . . . . . . . I' D . . , . - I' ' . . ' . . . . g 5 , - 0

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See what I told you Yes Betty I see Now Pete Freehrll wrll you come out here? What rs that rhrng on your coat? It s a flower Want a smell? Hal Hal Drdn t know you would be drrnklng kool ard now drd you? That's all, brother I thrnk rt s about ttme to swltch to another part of the studro to look rn on another of our classmates It s all yours Sherrff Kld Hummel Well thank you Groucho and now if all you krddres wrll be good I ll tnuoduce two of your favonte TV stars Sky Queen and hrs mece Nrckle known to the class of 56 as Rog Sargeant and Joan Ellen Kane Thank you Boyd Joan Ellen and I are happy we could get here Our super Jet Just about drdn t make rt Joan Ellen got a lrttle Jet srck on the way over too She al ways has been a lrttle afrald of those fast take offs Who rs that good lookmg brown eyed doll over there? What a drsh Whrle Rog recovers from hrs swoonrng I ll rntroduce you to that Drsh Barb Kerber whathave you been dorng for yourself? I ve been chasmg weather balloons srnce early thrs week I am rndubrtably the most rndrspensable member of the WCIA weather bureau I have to lrve up to that record I made at CHS, you know Well thank you Barb and now this rs Sherrff Krd turmng you back to our master ceremomes Groucho Lee Thank you Sherrff Krd Who do we have here but Phrlmurt Srlvers How are you Mr Mauntzen? that rs It all depends on your rnterpretatron of the word lovely Now I personally feel that srnce the sun 15 shrmng although of course we can t tell rt s shrnrng srnce we rnsrde behrnd what I would say rs approxrmately four and one half feet of concrete though rt rsn't Just concrete srnce concrete berng a commercrally manufactured Thank you Mr Maurrtzen I see the years have not changed you Good ole Joe Now over here under a bunch of pots and pans srts that delrghtful creature Janrce fG1llettj Sholed srngrng a lovely versron of Let Me Go Devrl s Food She's been srngrng rt all day How s the ole kld Jancre? I've never been Batter Ronme Say I haven t seen that unforgettable Romeo Lester Herkert who now stars rn 'I Led Three Wrves Oh I m here You couldn t have a class reunron wrthout me Remember what a necessary rtem I was at those np roarrng class partres we used to have: I certarnly do Oh hello Beulah Say you ve really done well for yourself ownrng thrs studro and everythrng Well thank you Lester I m sorry I have to cut you off but you know how rt rs I want to thank you all for lrstemng rn and I'll see you agarn rn two weeks wrth another show sponsored by Ierkery the best car buy ever - ' l U - - . n n n - - n ' I ' ,. . . . . of I'm fine, thank you. How are you? Isn't it a lovely day, relatively speaking . . . . ' ' l - I - - - are , . . . . - . al- . . . , , , . ,,