Chatsworth High School - Tale Feathers Yearbook (Chatsworth, IL)

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CLASS WILL We the Class of 56 berng of unstable, rnsane and rncompetent mtnds do revoke any other and all prevrous wrlls bequeath the ensurng attrtbutes to the followrng group tn questron I to Harvard Bargmann do wrll and bequeath unto Ray Schlemmer my abrlrty to solve my gtrl troubles Joanne Bayston do wrll and bequeath unto Carol Hoeger my no parkrng srgns Nancy Dtckman do wrll and bequeath unto Betty Wrlson my shy way Jerry Edwards do wrll and bequeath unto Kay Irwrn my abrlrty to turn beet red rn any embarrasstng moment George Farley Peter Freehtll Jantce Gtllett nrght Lester Herkert Beulah Houser Boyd Hummel do wrll and bequeath unto Don Ford my great love for P E class wtll and bequeath wrll and bequeath wtll and bequeath wrll and bequeath wrll and bequeath unto Zoe Gerdes my abrlrty to keep everythrng to myself unto Janet Clester my abtlrty to get my ten hours of sleep every unto Dale Hanna my taxr servrce to Grlman unto Joyce Franey my abrlrty to act demure rn all occasrons unto Betty Danforth my neat appearance and my rnterestrng walk Joan Ellen Kane do wrll and bequeath unto Anrta Grllett my rrng cleatung busrness Barbara Kerber do wrll and bequeath unto Betty Rrchards my pencrl slrm frgure Ronald Lee do wrll and bequeath unto Pat Watson my pessrmrsttc attttude toward lrfe Joe Maurrtzen do wrll and bequeath unto Jack Clrne my brg feet and waggrng tongue John Monahan do wtll and bequeath unto Joyce Brock my great admrratron for hrllbrlly mustc Jlm Perklns do wrll and bequeath unto Gene Sharp my abtlrty to keep the teachers confused Betty Ross do wrll and bequeath unto Sandra Postlewarte my abrlrty to act lrke a wrld Indran and my devtl may care attrtude Roger Sargeant do wrll and bequeath unto Bob Stadler my athletrc abrlrty and flattop Jean Sleeth do wrll and bequeath unto Judy Conrbear my quret reserved manner Harvard Bargmann do wrll and bequeath unto Bob Kyburz my abrlrty to act young even though I am an old man Joanne Bayston do wrll and bequeath unto Pat Walters my Boy Catchrng Lrcense and large assort ment of male traps Nancy Drckman do wrll and bequeath unto Shtrley Martln my abrlrty to control my borsterous votce Jerry Edwards do wtll and bequeath unto Ronald Koerner my abrltty to keep my slrm gtrlrsh frgure Peter Freehrll d wrll and bequeath unto Carolyn Tooley my lrttle faded maroon Ford Janrce Grllett d wrll and bequeath unto Pat Fortna my second hour coffee breaks Lester Herkert do wrll and bequeath unto Sharon Heald my perfect attendance record Boyd Hummel do wrll and bequeath unto Carol Shell my lrttle atomrc werght garnrng ptlls Joan Ellen Kane do wrll and bequeath unto Elrzabeth Monahan my rabres shots and all the mad dogs rn Germanvrlle Cemetery plus my prllow and bear traps Joe Maurrtzen do w1ll and bequeath unto Roberta Nrckrent my abrlrty to agree at all trmes w1th all teachers Barbara Kerber do wrll and bequeath unto Carol Culkrn my brg muscles and Charles Atlas book John Monahan do wrll and bequeath unto Paul Frrck my abrlrty to get a full erght penods of sleep every Schoolday George Farley do w1ll and bequeath unto Bonnre Farrley my love for havrng my marl mrs sent In declamatron of personal knowledge of the qualrty of the forthwtth stated phrases betng accordrng exact and accurate verrsrmrlttude havtng transmrtted our partrcular degrees of excellence to the er ratlc Junror Phylum of 1957 forge our appellatrons to thrs composmon , . . . . I, , ' , ' ' ' . I, I . . . . . I' . ' . . . I I' ' . . ' . . , . I, , ' , , . . I' . . do . ' . . . t I' . . ' do . , , . I. . do . , . . , ' I, , do ' , ' ' ' ' . I, , do ' , ' ' . I. ' . . . . . . . U I. I . . ' . . , u I' ' . , . . . . , - I, . . . . I . . l I, ' . ' . . , . . i I. . . , . ' . . A It , . . ' . . . . . I' ' . ' . . . . I. ' . . ' . . I, ' . , . . I, ' . , ,, . . ,, - I, . I . , . , .. . . . I. . . ' .. . , . . t I, ' , o ' , ' . I, ' ' , o ' , . I, , ' , . I. . . ' , . . . . . l I. D . . , . , . . , . I I, . ' . . . . . . . I' D . . , . - I' ' . . ' . . . . g 5 , - 0

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Fust row I Kane,J Bayston R Sargeant, N Drckman Second row J Edwards, P Freehrll G Farley B Kerber I Mauntzen Mr Tomaszewsk1,I Grllett DEAR RUTH Dora the Wrlkms' maid Mrs Edrth Wrlkrns the mother Mmam Wrlkrns the 16 year old daughter Judge Harry Wrlkms the father Ruth Wrlkms the 22 year old daughter Albert Kummer Ruth's france Martha Seawrrght the Lreutenant s sister Sgt Chrck Vmcent, the L1eutenant's buddy Harold Klobbermeyer, a sailor IANICE GILLETT .TOANNE BAYSTON NANCY DICKMAN ROGER SARGEANT JOAN ELLEN KANE GEORGE FARLEY BARBARA KERBHZ IOE MAURITZEN JERRY EDWARDS The story concerns a young gul who carnes on a romantic correspondence wrth an overseas soldier in her older s1ster's name When the youth returns, he of course makes up to the older sister who rs already engaged Through a serres of hrlanous complrca tions and plot twists the elder sister becomes entuely convmced that her ongrnal whirl wind change of heart she marnes the soldrer Lt. William Seawright, Air-Corp Lieutenant - - ' ' 'PETER FREEHILL

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PROPHECY There s a dtmmmg of lrghts a crash and a shatterlng of glass The cameraman hollers lrghts up A man runs rn front of a camera chastng two pmt srze chrldren yelhng stop A voice says There ll be a httle rnterruptton due to technrcal drf ftcultres What s gorng on here? Th1s IS Beulah Houser the owner of the studro Why was the show rnterrupted? I m sorry Ma am but Harvard Bargmann our dtrector was chastng those Perkrns krds fl guess he thought he was at homey and they pulled the cords on the lrghts and knocked them over Who let the krds loose? They re hm and Joanne s They couldn t get a baby sttter for twelve chtldren so they had to brmg them along Now we wxll return you to our program The Reunron of the Class of 1956 sponsored by that Jet propelled Ierkery the best and fastest speed car on the road Go see your btg I dealer today and he ll grve you the best deal ever Take tt away Grou cho Lee Thank you Nancy fD1ckmanj Pendleton We were talkrng to Irm Perkrns and hrs wrfe Joanne hm I understand th1s rs not your frrst TV appearance No rt rsn t I was on the You Bet Your Wrfe show and as you can see I lost Sky Queen and hrs nrece Ntckle were gotng to be here and they 1ns1sted on comrng You know who's boss We ll meet them later on In the show Now for a ltttle entertarnment Pee Chee Chmg better known as John Monahan and yodelrng Jean Sleeth wtth theu h1ll brlly roundup A pa1nful half hour later Ronn1e better known as Groucho has just rntroduced George Farley George you are domg pretty well on your show Elfre Httchcook Submtts aren t you? Yes people lrke my sob Jerklng stones However I ve been havrng a lrttle trouble lately getttng the Jerks to sob On that one I ll leave Stop that runnmg Look out for the camera Wtll you please srt down Don t btte me' Thank you George Harvard, can you be a lrttle qureter? Now let s meet some fellow classmates from You Should Ltve So Long ' Betty Ross what role do you play? I play the part of Amy Burl's tolerant stster You know somethrng Ronn1e I ve been havrng a terrlble mme getttng Burl to come back to real lrfe after the show lately Wrll you rntrodu e that btg hunk of man you ve been talkrng about? Surely Now ladres and gentlemen I want to rntroduce another of our classmates Jerry Edwards or Burl Thank you Betty Have you seen Denme I mean Pete around here? I m sorry Amy I mean Betty W ' ' . ll ' IO I've still got her. I'm sorry about the kids causing all the commotion, butI told them ,, . -. . . , . . ,, . . . ,