Chatsworth High School - Tale Feathers Yearbook (Chatsworth, IL)

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sweetheart, DONNA FORNEY, will not marry him. Her reason for not marrying him is this: During one of his many 99 yard touchdown runs, she says that he winked at another girl in the stands. Don denies this. He says he was running along the sidelines when he spotted an old schoolmate. It was a big Navy he-man named JEROME HABERKORN who claims he is the best tobacco spitter in the world. He boasts he can hit anybody in the eye with a squirt of tobacco juice at forty paces. Donna would not believe this story though, because she read in an encyclopedia that a squirt of tobacco in the eye is blinding. Except for these little arguments they are still a happy couple, and we expect they'll still be going together for another twenty or twenty-five years. We now see LEROY FRED HORNSTEIN, the president of the El Stinkco Cigar Company. Fred is the man who got his start as a tobacco man at Chatsworth High School. He takes out a king-size cigar, the two foot size, and lights it with a hundred dollar bill. He gives dollar bills to the people around him as he makes his way back to his V-12 Super-Deluxe Ford in which his chauffeur awaits. Next I see SHARON JOHNSTON, the big game hunter from the thriving city of Chatsworth. Sharon spends much of her time hunting giant animals. She has been known to have been hunting rabbits north of Chatsworth at three o'clock in the morning. Now, ladies and gentlemen, I see the chief engineer on the rocketship to Mars, ROBERT WHITTENBARGER, who although having gone to Mars twice and to the moon fifteen times, is still fresh as a daisy and wants to go back again. The last time he went to Mars, his fellow shipmen didn't think they would get back because he fell out of the space ship, developed amnesia, and forgot how to operate the ship. However, one of the men clubbed him over the head and brought him right out of it. Now over Here are two of the nation’s top nurses who are displaying some of the latest developments in medical science, but let's hear from them. I'm ELLEN CAVANAGH, and this is MARY ANN MAURITZEN. We have many vaccines ana medicines that would take too long to explain. We also have a salve that will completely heal a wound within twenty-four hours after it is applied, and a leg cast that will permit you to bend your knee and walk on your broken leg. As I'm walking by the displays and advertisements, I see a sign announcing the highlight of tonight's performance, ELAINE HUBLY, the all-time women's sports figure of the world. At tonight's performance, she will demonstrate her world-renowned skating ability. She excels in both roller skating and ice skating. She also has hobbies which include bowling—her average is around 600—ping-pong, or any other game connected with sports. Miss Hubly is also a very sharp card player. She'll play any game you can name, especially poker and dirty spades. And now, ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce ROGER COLLINS, the famous orator and Congressman who holds the world's record of filibustering in Congress for thirteen days. He will tell us in a few words or a few million what he thinks of the World's Fair. Another famous person I see here today is DARLENE PATTON, the dancing instructor who has claimed to be a descendant of Arthur Murray and has taught such famous people as the grandchildren of Fred Astaire and Marge and Gower Champion. She also sends correspondence courses to the People of Mars. (Continued on Page 46)

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V First row: F. Branz, P. Kerber, J. Hubly, K. Sargeant, M. Gillett, B. Runyon, S. Lang. Second row: Mrs. Davidson, D. Snow, I. Diller, D. McKinley, J. Bennett, D. Hoelscher, M. McGreal, Miss Brenneman. Third row: J. Miller, R. Saltzman, D. Hummel, V. Dehm, J. Franey, A. Stow, D. Wilson, A, Cording. peauor In the fall of the year 1951, twenty-five freshmen enrolled into C. H. S. They lost two members during the year: Benny Gillette moving to Jackson, Michigan; and Mary Chadd to Fairbury. In their sophomore year they lost three members; Janet Adamson moved to Thaw-ville; Carol Wilson to Saudan, Minnesota; and Arlen Frick dropped out of school. They gained a new member, Richard Saltzman, at the start of the second semester. At the start of the school year, 1953, there enrolled twenty-one juniors. With Mrs. Davidson and Miss Brenneman as their class sponsors, they elected the following officers: President-Don Hummel, Vice President—Fern Braz, Secretary—Vemiel Dehm, Treasurer--Arthur Cording. On November 24, they presented their class play. Rest Assured, under the direction of Mrs. Davidson. With Miss Brenneman as their sponsor, they gave a banquet and prom for the seniors on May 15. President—D. Hummel Vice President—F. Branz Secretary—V. Dehm Treasurer—J. Bennett