Chatsworth High School - Tale Feathers Yearbook (Chatsworth, IL)

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(continued from last column) her class, attributed her non-success to the fact that her 98 ran out of gas a mile from school every morning. As a result she was always late and missed physics class which was the class that really stumped her. She is now planning to go to M.I.T. where she will be instructed by her former classmate. Father says that there will be no 98 there. It has been reported that a local farm woman, Marlene ul like a lot. Boy Haberkom, the nationally known rabbit and dog breeder has just returned from the Bow Wow Dog Kennels Dog Show. She received a prize for having the most undeterminable species of canine flesh they had ever seen. The judges thought It was a terrier, then chow, then dachshund, then collie, and many more. Finally, they agreed it wa3 a wonderful example of the All-American Breed. SPORTS OLYMPIC CHAMP HAS PREP SCHOOLING IN CHATSWORTH Bugs Kane, All-Americsn from the University of Illinois won international fame in the following events: Marathon, Decathon, Fentathon, Octagon, Hexagon, Septagon, Quadrangle and Square. He is now convalescing in the hospital recovering from a broken wrist received while playing with his yo-yo. FICTION As I was trudging through the deep dark Jungles of blacksetAfrica, I suddenly spied a movement in my trap. I cautiously approached my trap and drew my trusty 90.—06, which I had borrowed from Doc, to my shoulder. The explosion rocked my muscular shoulder. As I crept toward the mutilated monster, my blood curdled in my veins and I could hardly lift it. As I entered the village, the natives booed me for I had killed their pet duck-billed Platypus. by Grant Buy'em by the Carton Conibear THEATER CCUING FOR ONE NIGHT STAND Wilma Turn on the refrigerator cause I'm hot tonight Lang, the Park Avenue Hillbilly, is putting on a one night show at the Grand on the 10th of next month. She will give an exibition of yodeling and, best of all, some good old fashioned hog calling straight fro® Moonshine Ridge, Kentucky, where she moved after she graduated in 1952. GOSSIP COLUMN OVER THE FENCE by I. Sawherdoit It has been rumored in the social circle that there is an impending separation between Hermin Van Bik-lemier IV and his lovely wife, the former Norma Have fun while you're young Church. They are now arguing over the custody of their 10 children and so far each one gets 5 and Norma also gets the pet dog, Rover. SOCIAL LOCAL GIRL REPEATS VOWS Darlene Krueger, Bennett, Kerber, Wildhaber, Cave, Gillett, Kuntz, Scholtz exchanged vcncwith Sylvester Van Gluttonhimier III today. The bride was attired in a lovely blue homespun burlap bag. Around her neck she wore a string of hayseeds given to her by the groom. They will spend their honeymoon on a slow boat to China and will make their home at Shotgun Gap in Bloody Bone3 County, Texas. ORBITUARY John F. Haberkom, while driving his old 38 down route 2U last Saturday night at an approximate speed of 110 MPH, apparently wanted to see if the driver of the on-coming semi was chicken. He wasn't I His age— 28. Survivors—she jumped. FOR SALE CHEAP 1 Battered 38 Plymouth inquire 2 miles west and 2 miles south of town.

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I, Nonna Church, do will and bequeath unto Barbara Warder my energetic walk and my scad3 of male acquaintances. I, Wilma Lang, do will and bequeath unto Thelma Ringo my southern drawl and my ability to do the Charleston. I, Grant Conibear, do will and bequeath unto Dwight Wilson my understanding of Latin and women. In witness whereof, we, the class of '52, the testators, have set our hands and seals hereto this sixth day of January in the year of Our Lord, one thousand nine hundred and fifty-two. HIT PARADE Donald Kane........................................ Missouri Waltz Donald Bennett. .................................. Always Late Francis Haberkorn.......................................... Goofus Grant Conibear............................. I'm Little, but I'm Loud Norma Church. ................. . You Call Everybody Darling Darlene Krueger................................................. My Bill Wilma Lang.............. I'm Just a Poor Hillbilly, Lookin' for a Hill Joann Franey................................. I Can Dream, Can't I? Marlene Haberkorn ............................. Toot-Toot-Tootsie Carol Forney.............................. In My Merry Oldsmobile Gail Hummel............................ Take Me Out to the Ball Game tfwphecty May 17, 1962 CHATSWORTH LAIR May 17, 1962 Edited by Denny Dimwit and the Class of 53 (continued from last column) last place they raided was a roadhouse in Gilman. It was reported that Gail had a moment of reminiscence, remembering her old Junior days, before she tore the place down. The Ambassador to the Soviet County of Lower Slobvania,Don Don't take no for an answer Bennett, has been over there trying to secure funds for his dear old alma mater. At the latest reports he had been unsuccessful but he was taking begging lessons from his old friend Winston Churchmountain. Carol Choo Choo Forney, who has finally completed her high school course 10 years behind the rest of (continued to next column) NEWS C.H.S. GRADUATE GETS JOB AT BIG UNIVERSITY Joann Brains Franey, who has completed 20 years of complicated university study in Atomic Energy and Nucular Fission in the surprising span of 10 years, has now been unanimously elected as head professor of physics at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. When asked the secret of her success, she replied, I learned to love'em and leave' em I Gail 66 Hummel, the new lady sheriff of Livingston County, has been doing a grand job of closing all gambling places and taverns. The (continued to next column)

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JutlUWA 1ST ROW: M. Close, S. Krueger, M. Smith, B. Warder, J. McCarty, J. Runyon, A. Clester 2ND ROW: Miss Brenneman, J. Hoeger, P. Close, P. Scanlon, A. Baltz, T. Ringo, Mrs. Davidson 3RD ROW: B. Hoelscher, L. Bruner, D. Hubly, R. Roaenboom, A. Gerbracht, C. Czajczynski In 19 9 eighteen freshmen were welcomed into the school. Joan Gingerich left to attend ’school in Gibson City, and two new members—Helen Sorey from Piper City and Carl Czajczynski from Jackson, Michigan—entered the class roll. Under the sponsorship of Miss Brenneman the following officers were elected Pres.—Barbara Warder, V. Pres.—June Runyon, and Sec.-Treas. A1 Gerbracht. In the autumn of 1950 twenty-two sophomores returned to C.K.S. There were three new members in the class, Pat Scanlon from Chicago and Marie and Phil Close from Lisle, Illinois. Later in the year Helen Sorey and Monnie Brock dropped out of school The class gave the Arbor Day Play on April 16 entitled, The Story of Com. Under the sponsorship of Miss Schumacher the officers elected were as follows: Pres.—Al Gerbracht, V. Pres.—June Runyon, Sec.—Shirlev Krueeer. and Treas.—Dick Rosenboom. At the beginning of the school year 1951 nineteen juniors enrolled. The following officers were chosen: Pres.—Dick Rosenboom, V. Pres.—A1 Gerbracht, Sec.—Bill Hoelscher, and Treas.—Alan Baltz. Under the direction of Mrs. Davidson the juniors presented the ploy, We Shook the family Tree, on April 25. On Vfey 17 the juniors entertained the seniors with a banquet and prom prepared under the sponsorship of Miss Brenneman.