Chatsworth High School - Tale Feathers Yearbook (Chatsworth, IL)

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CCcwa WMC We, the Seniors of 1952, being of feeble mind and unsound body, do will and bequeath the following unto the members of the junior class with the hope that the aforesaid persons csn utilize these legacies: I, Francis Haberkorn, do will and bequeath unto Margaret Smith ny '38 Plymouth and my shy, reserved manner. I, Donald Bennett do will and bequeath unto Phil Close my manly physique which is so attractive to the opposite sex. I, Grant Conibear, do will and bequeath unto Shirley Krueger my height, width, and mentality. I, Joann Franey, do will and bequeath unto LaVern Bruner my fascinating hard-to-detect lisp and my terrific blush. I, Carol Forney, do will and bequeath unto Alan Baltz my endless supply of new Chevrolets. 1, Darlene Krueger, do will and bequeath unto Joyce Hoeger my extreme laziness and my bottle of hair dye. I, Donald Kane, do will and bequeath unto Carl Czajczynski my avy hair and my box of bobby pins. I, Donald Bennett, do will and bequeath unto Bill Hoelscher ny ability to attract a certain freshman girl. I, Norma Church, do will and bequeath unto Jean McCarty my red-hot temper. I, Marlene Haberkorn, do will and bequeath unto Dick Rosenboom my skill in basketball. I, Gail Hummel, do will and bequeath unto Marie Close my ability to just get by in classes. I, Wilma Lang, do will and bequeath unto A1 Gerbracht my school-girl figure and ny curly hair. I, Francis Haberkorn, do will and bequeath unto Pat Scanlon my sense of humor and my ability to recite in history class without reading my lesson. I, Joann Franey, do will and bequeath unto Any Clester my Irish temper and my love for sports. I, Donald Kane, do will and bequeath unto June Ruryon ny ability to stick up for ny political party and the quiet night3 I spend at home studying I, Gail Humme], do will and bequeath unto Donald Hubly ny famous nickname and ny ability to bang up cars. (continued on the following page)

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S enior tPJtay, 1ST ROT : Grant Conibear, Wilma Lang, Joann Franey, Marlene Haberkorn, Carol Forney 2ND ROW: Donald Bennett, Gail Hummel, Donald Kane, Darlene Krueger, Francis Haberkorn, Miss Plaster, Norma Church AUNT TILLIE GOES TO TOWN The senior class play directed by Miss Plaster produced a riot of laughs. Aunt Tillie Trask (Gail Hummel) was greatly upset because her favorite niece, Pamela Marsh (Marlene Haberkorn) announced her impending marriage to Mervin Tucker (Grant Conibear). The telephone rang and Aunt Tillie was called to town by her lawyer, leaving her maid Lucinda Talbot (Norma Church) in charge of her house. Lizzie Parsons (Carol Forney) who was writing a book spent much of her time at the Trask residence. Mervin Tucker arrived suddenly and had wired lis pal, Ronald Rowland (Donald Kane) to meet him at Aunt Tillie’s. Here he ran into many complicated affairs. Ellen Neeland (Darlene Krueger) who was searching for Mervin showed up and caused Mervin to disguise himself as Aunt Tillie. Ellen was looking for him to recover the missing piece of jade which belonged to Mr. Wong Lee of China. To frighten Mervin more the Chinese cook Charlie One Lung (Francis Haberkorn) appeared. Luther Lorrimer (Donald Bennett), Ronald’s wealthy employer arrives at the Trask home in time to see Mervin coming out from behind a screen in female attire. Mervin's Aunt Tillie (Wilma Lang) also appeared and then the fun was on. Dr. Hattie Bing, a chiropractor (Joann Franey) turned up and gave Mervin one of Aunt Tillie's treatments. Poor Pamela Marsh, Mervin’s future bride, was at her wit's end trying to figure things out. There was never a dull moment during the three entire acts. —10—

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I, Nonna Church, do will and bequeath unto Barbara Warder my energetic walk and my scad3 of male acquaintances. I, Wilma Lang, do will and bequeath unto Thelma Ringo my southern drawl and my ability to do the Charleston. I, Grant Conibear, do will and bequeath unto Dwight Wilson my understanding of Latin and women. In witness whereof, we, the class of '52, the testators, have set our hands and seals hereto this sixth day of January in the year of Our Lord, one thousand nine hundred and fifty-two. HIT PARADE Donald Kane........................................ Missouri Waltz Donald Bennett. .................................. Always Late Francis Haberkorn.......................................... Goofus Grant Conibear............................. I'm Little, but I'm Loud Norma Church. ................. . You Call Everybody Darling Darlene Krueger................................................. My Bill Wilma Lang.............. I'm Just a Poor Hillbilly, Lookin' for a Hill Joann Franey................................. I Can Dream, Can't I? Marlene Haberkorn ............................. Toot-Toot-Tootsie Carol Forney.............................. In My Merry Oldsmobile Gail Hummel............................ Take Me Out to the Ball Game tfwphecty May 17, 1962 CHATSWORTH LAIR May 17, 1962 Edited by Denny Dimwit and the Class of 53 (continued from last column) last place they raided was a roadhouse in Gilman. It was reported that Gail had a moment of reminiscence, remembering her old Junior days, before she tore the place down. The Ambassador to the Soviet County of Lower Slobvania,Don Don't take no for an answer Bennett, has been over there trying to secure funds for his dear old alma mater. At the latest reports he had been unsuccessful but he was taking begging lessons from his old friend Winston Churchmountain. Carol Choo Choo Forney, who has finally completed her high school course 10 years behind the rest of (continued to next column) NEWS C.H.S. GRADUATE GETS JOB AT BIG UNIVERSITY Joann Brains Franey, who has completed 20 years of complicated university study in Atomic Energy and Nucular Fission in the surprising span of 10 years, has now been unanimously elected as head professor of physics at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. When asked the secret of her success, she replied, I learned to love'em and leave' em I Gail 66 Hummel, the new lady sheriff of Livingston County, has been doing a grand job of closing all gambling places and taverns. The (continued to next column)