Chatham Hall - Chathamite Yearbook (Chatham, VA)

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All eyes were suddenly attracted to the front of the court where McGinty appeared with a desperate expression on her face. Apparently, the police are after her for raising marijuana within the city limits of Houston. Hagner then walked in, surrounded by her little sisters to whom she devotes all her time. For a moment, no one recognized Jean Carrington who has donated her hair to make bombsights. Those internationally known executives, Penny and Lucie, told us about their job as joint heads of the O. O. O. fOrganization of Organizationl, a society for more and better working conditions. A noise was heard from the door of the courtroom, and one and all turned to congratulate Louise Lyndon on her success in the Westminster Choir. Lee Thomas joined our group, followed by a band of small children. Mother of the Year and Rye's head of the Junior League, she is happy in her domesticity. Ray came with her, crowned with the laurel wreath for outstanding hockey performance. Lina dragged herself in in a cast: she met with an accident, testing rocking horses at Schwarz's. The last two of our group then arrived, Edie Nalle and Dusty. Edie, feeling it was the least she could do, has donated her nose to that internationally known ski resort, St. Mauritz. And Mother Carey--she's been hatching yearbooks. With that, the defendants were all present and the trial could go on. as as as Consider your verdict, said the judge. To make a long story short, the sentence was rather a severe one: the rest of our lives in the Siberian Salt Mines, on a diet of bread and water. There was some consterna- tion among the defendants, until Charlton and Eda stepped forward and volunteered to pay the penalty for us, as it is supposedly very good for the figure. as as vs Come, that finishes the guinea pigs! thought Alice. Now, maybe they'll pass the tarts. f a 1+ e I rr Q X if 'wslelllr , t' 'H :ff 'fi' f .iaiifff , uf' 5 lerby It l T' 27

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Delight and Michael have gone their various ways. De has been made housemother A great many of our number have rocketed to success behind the footlights. Basil Maude, for example, has been eulogized in every paper in the country for her supreme job as lead hound of the Baskervilles. And there's Marty Snowdon, taking a few minutes off from her job as prima donna of the Met. Poor Trowie just creaked in on her wooden legs--by popular request she left her own in Grauman's Chinese Theater. Detected in one corner is Barnie Patterson, tightly clutching a teacup, and with her is Elizabeth Palmer, leading candidate of the Vegetarian Party in the next election. They explained that Braithwaite wanted to come, but she has run off to the desert, away from her Persian beau, Ahmed Ben Hassan. At that moment, there was a great commotion in the back of the court as Freddy arrived in her new snorkel with a severe case of the bends. With her was Sally Jones, talking about her job modeling Jantzen sweaters. During this conversation, we caught sight of Billie, swirling in and out of the jury stalls to keep the jury entertained. at Princeton, and Mike was imprisoned by head-hunters Suddenly, through the crowds appeared Tobi, the very straight, with abstractions embroidered on it. She enly blonde, who happened to come at that moment. Oh, replied Jody, she's Semanting Relations I. Hayakawa. fPlease note: Cowl is not cowz, cow2 on her last cruise up the Congo ballerina, sporting a new jacket addressed a question to a heav- Jody, where's Frances? with an old friend of hers, S is not cows, etc.J As for me I've inherited my father's business, and now l'm completely stuck with it. It was at this moment that a sad story was made known to the court: Rhonda in army surplus suit and ocelot hat was mistaken for one of these animals and shot: she is now stuffed in the Museum of Natural History. Polly and Patsy then joined the group. Patsy has been touring the country, making speeches for the Red Cross, although she can't quite remember why. Polly has spent her days since Chatham, writing condolence notes to a man in an iron lung. A number of people are gathered around Sally Shoemaker, as she campaigns vio- lently for women's rights. ,lean Clark came up and, after we congratulated her on lead- ing the Macy's Day Parade, she told us that Terry, in disgust because she couldn't find anyone as tall as she to walk up the aisle, had finally fled with all the collection money. Someone walked by then, selling cigarettes, who we later discovered was Evelyn Rison. There is a little place down on Fifty-Second Street where one can find a great many old friends. It is here that Davey sings her special Moon Over Miami, and Fenton drops trays in time to the music. As for those two extraordinary girls, Alden and Anne, they have finally eloped with Spooky and his friend, although there was a moment of panic when Anne couldn't get out the window. Now all that remains of them is a loud ulsta Frazan and a high giggle. 26

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