Chatham Central High School - Flight Yearbook (Chatham, NY)

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PROPH ECIY Berng secretary to the famous orl tycoon DAVID LEGGETT Ihave had to put up wrth many of hrs eccentrrcrtres So what could I say the day he packed hrs bags and decrded to take a trrp around the world? I made the reservatrons for the two of us on FLIGHT 58 takrng off from Panthers Freld We dashed out to harl a taxr As we stepped rn we were surprrsed to drs cover BRUCE BUCHAN behrnd the wheel Drrvmg down Broadway we saw NAN SWIFT provrdrng the smoke for the grant Camel ad Havrng arrrved at the arrport who should be harlrng the taxr but JOANNE EVERY now secretary to the presrdent of the New York Crty Rarlroad Drd our eyes decerve us? There at the trcket offrce was none other than ALFREDA TEATOR We purchased our trckets and went rnto the lounge where we had the opportunrty to vrew the last few mrnutes of Captarn Vrdeo As the credrts rolled by we noted the name of LARRY RYAN as the supplrer of ray guns for the show Our flrght number was called over the publrc address system so we hurrred out to the plane Why there was NORMAN TEATOR rollrng out the ramp' We boarded the plane and were assrgned our seats by BARBARA LYLE stewardess She was overcome wrth Joy and qurckly told us there were other 58 celebrrtres on the plane After the take off we unfastened our safety belts and began to survey the cabrn Seated by the exrt door wearrng a parachute was PHIL FARLINGER the frrst srx star general rn the Unrted States Army Across from hrm was MARJIE BEMISS now broadcastrng to German Army bases Also aboard we had BETTY OCHS grvrng her oprnron on husband care and feedrng Suddenly we heard a roarrng sound and glanced out the wrndow Just rn trme to see JERRY MAAK peel past rn hrs flyrng saucer Engrne trouble forced us down rn Bermuda whrch gave us some trme to vrsrt ADRIAN SNARE S rubber baby buggy bumper plant On the way back from the plant we stopped rn to look over ANN HANSON S dude ranch On our return to the arrport we found that the plane was ready to take off once agam Our course was now set for England Soon our plane touched down at fog bound London Arrport As we drsembarked from the plane we saw throngs of teenagers crowded around CHARLIE TEX HILLS who has been a phenomenal success rn England Durrng our brref tour of England we had a chance to vrsrt Buckrngham Palace Lo and behold there was PAT LIBERTY wearrng out a dozen feathers a day tryrng to make the palace guards smrle We took a ferry boat over to Ireland to see the Blarney stone Ahead of us we saw EILEEN KAVANAGH lady mayor of Dublm krssrng the Blarney stone After our brref vrsrt through Ireland we returned to England to board our plane whrch sped us to the North Pole where we expected to see many varred cold weather anrmals Much to our surprrse we saw ELEANOR CRAFT presrdent of the Humane Socrety makmg vests for the pengurns rn the area Besrdes the pengum populatron we found ELAINE CHASE and MARTIN DEAN producrng therr comedy act for the servrcemen up there After leavrng thrs cold regron we ran rnto EARL BEST who rs presently huntrng Rern dear rn Lapland We stopped by hrs rgloo home and upon complrmentrng hrm on the rnterror decoratrng we found that rt had been done by BRUCE WILLIAMS One of our passengers Governor Lee Marcy had a strange cravrng for the rare vegetable corncumber so we were forced to fly to Scotland to DAVE FLEISCHER S famed vegetable farm Hrs specralrty rs a cross between cu cumbers and corn desrgned so that he doesn t need to lean over to prck them After satrsfyrng Mr Marcy s desrre we journeyed to Holland In the mrdst of the tulrp garden we found THEODORE REMBRANDT KNEBEL creatrng another of hrs masterpreces Not wantrng to drsturb hrm we went on our way to Swrtzerland On tour of the land of mountarns we heard LOUISE JACKSON grvrng the Swrss yodelrng lessons Another member of the class of 58 va catronrng rn Swrtzerland was PAT KEIL renowned for her book MEN THEIR CAUSE AND CURE We agam took flrght and were off to France One of the frrst and most famous srghts we vrsrted was the Erffel Tower As the gurde one of our former classmates DOUG CORNONI led us on the tour we found GLADYS WILSON the famous harr stylrst apparently havrng trouble frndrng her way out As we rode down the street we saw JUDY HUNT ER the world famous dress desrgner who runs a dress salon here We spent our evenrng havrng a gay trme at PHIL KNELLER S cassrno rn Monte Carlo where BETSY HODGE rs the head crgarette grrl The next stop gave us a chance to vrsrt Prrncess Grace As we strolled through the rose garden we saw JANE MILLER governess to the prrncesses chrldren Never havrng seen the splendor of a bullfrght we headed for the romantrc land of Spam Upon arrrval my boss thought rt was about trme for a harrcut . 1 1 - . 1 11 11 - - - ' - 1 1 , ' 1 1 1 - 1 1 ' 1 1 , , 1 1 , . . - - - - 11 11 - 11 11 Q 1 ' . 1 1 1 . 1 1 . . 11 11 , 1 1 . . , . . . . 1 . 1 1 ' . 1 1 . . - - 1 11 11 - 1 . ,, ,, . . . . . . . . . , . . . . . . . 1 - - 1 1 1 ' . 1 1 1 1 1 , 1 . , - 1 1 . 1 1 1 1 1 1 ' - 1 . - 1 1 . 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After many rnqurrres around Granada we ended up at the one and only barber shop run by an Amerrcan However my boss changed hrs mrnd when he saw STANLEY ENGEL grvrng Yul Brunner harrcuts Longrng for some homemade Italran drshes we fly to the Boot country After emoyrng an Italran meat we toured the crty of Prsa One of the most unusual srghts we came upon was COSIMO VIENI tryrng to strarghten up the Leanrng Tower of Prsa Brddrng Cosrmo a hasty goodbye we took flrght toward Germany After landrng rn Berlrn we rented brcycles and left the drngy crty to vrsrt the huge 4 H Club House burlt wrth funds grven by BETH ENGSTROM outstandrng 4 H leader of thrs era Not wantrng to forget the countrres behrnd the rron curtarn we got per mrssron from LOREM BARTHOLOMEW brg wheel of Moldabra to vrsrt some of our frrends Arrrvrng rn Wallachra we were cordrally greeted by ED RANZONI who rs currently runnrng for Presrdent of Upper Slobovra By the request of Commander BETTY LOU ROHLOFF the rron curtarn was rarsed by CHUCKY BUTTEN Enterrng the Kremlrn we observed consrderable drggrng berng done rn the mrddle of the square Upon rnvestrgatron we learned that FRANK MOSES was prospectrng for kryptonrte Whrle rn thrs sectron of the country we decrded to look up any other former classmates Chrna we came across DON BARTEL who was developrng colored rrce for weddrngs and HORST SCHUMACHER who for the past few years had been teachrng Amerrcan tourrsts the correct method of usrng chopstrcks A short plane hop brought us to North Korea and ANDY THOMAS who was deeply engrossed rn the manufacture of beer wrth Red heads Keeprng rn the mood of the orrent we travel south to Sram rn search of MARY BEMISS who was reputed to have opened a dance studro there The mystery of the far east had gotten rtself frrmly rn our blood by thrs trme so on to Borneo and ARTHUR MILLER whom we found sellrng asprrrn to the head hunters Berng rn qurte a hurry to get away from the uncrvrlrzed rnhabrtants of Borneo we ventured on to Australra where we found CLAUDIA SHELDON and BOB TUTHILL busy trarnrng for the Olymprcs They gave us a few moments to tell us the whereabouts of other alumnr of 58 In Arabra we were told rs LINDA FARLINGER makrng an extensrve search for Arabran steeds In Egypt SANDY WELCH rs rn the real estate busrness sellrng used pryamrds Also rn thrs neck of the woods rs BILL HOLT who for years has been tryrng to frnd out the age old secret of embalmrng mummres JEANNE HOLT was last seen and heard of years ago when she left on a Safarr man Huntrng More news about prlots rn Afrrca BARBARA KITTLE has devoted her lrfe to mrssronary work rn the Belgran Congo Crursrng down the rrver we saw a srgn wrth large prrnt Ear prercrng done here LYLA WAGAR We say goodbye to Afrrca and fly to the Canary Islands to hear SUE AIMES grve a lecture on the economrc and socral standards of these rslands Up above the clouds once more we caught srght of URBAN KELLER frrst Sputnrk solorst beeprng along besrde us He was gone rn what seemed to be seconds and we found ourselves over the rsland of Trrnrdad Among the few Amerrcans there we saw three famrlrar playboys DAVE DOBSON LYNN GREGG and GEORGE KERNER attemptrng to get acquarnted wrth the natrve rrls Travelrng on to the Amazon we found JIMMY MARTIN strugglrng through the hot days tryrng to teach the grrls rn that area the art of professronal basketball Once agarn we took flrght and the prlot took out hrs telescope and observed the outer space On the moon as rrdrculous as rt seems rs BRUCE ALPART sellrng green cheeseburgers to lrttle green men Even more astoundrng was the srght of JOYCE GRIMES wearrng herself to a frazzle teachrng the Martrans the stroll Back down on earth we flew over the Golden Gate whrch can be seen from the prrson wrndows of Alcatraz We have heard that BILL THOMAS alras Thompkrns rs servrng a ten year term for accrdently lockrng the Presrdent of the Unrted States Treasury rn Fort Knox Contrnurng down the coast we re fueled at the Los Angeles Arrport Boardrng a plane for an Army base was the retrred Elvrs Presley followed by hrs secretary CLAIRE SCHRENKEISEN Nearrng the end of our trrp we rnsrsted on stopprng at Whrte Sands Provrng Grounds to see another prlot CAROL MARSTON who now spends her trme stuffrng dummres for the hydrogen bomb tests To make our trrp complete we took a short hop to Canada where we hear AL NEVEN rs a captarn rn the Royal Mounted Polrce Havrng completed our trrp around the world we returned to New York where I agam assumed my role as an ordrnary everyday secretary ' , ' .In ' ' . ' 51