Chatham Central High School - Flight Yearbook (Chatham, NY)

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Thirty-eight T H E T A N E R Qde to C. H. S. The study hall resounds with noise. From some of our overly frolicsome boys- 'l'here's Buddy with Baker and Doolie, God bless 'em And Creighton and Miller and possibly Spickerman. There are Whoops from Munsey, and yells from Ostrowsky A mouse-like murmur from Harriet Crosby. And once in a while an ejaculation From Dorothy Dennis, what a sensation! Of course there are Alamillos and llinsses Who in coming to school have to jump over fences As they live in the open country so wide Where friend Charlie Wyman is wont to ride On moonlight nights with Miss D. by his side. Now here's a girl who calls herself Molly, But to us who know her it's truly folly llecause the name she is carefully guard-ing ls really Mary Elizabeth Harding. Now to Chatham Center on a little trip. To the home of the Petrys-Tootie and Kit, There's Andy Van and his bosom pal, Red , Vfhat hair of O'Connell's would raise the deadj But let's be off to East Chatlfam way NVhere some of 'tour boys are pitchin' hay: There's a couple that make a picture Forsoothl King Van Deusen and VVillie Pitcher. But who is that lad in the field over yonder? It 'pears to me like Farmer Ostrander. And who is that whois chewing her gum? She's getting her VVadsworth Qthat's a punj. On, on, up to Canaan to the land of honey, VVhere the Hatches run free, as well as the money. There's a girl named Brady who talks of horses, Oh! If she only knew how that bores us. And speaking of this Canaan town l-Iere are two girls of fine renown Neither of these is tres contrary Of course, it's Florence and little Mary. Back! Back! To where the railroads whistle Past the home of oneg called Everett, Cecil. Qn through Chatham, down to Ghent- VVhere there lives a handsome young gent Oh! him he thinks the world is hard on, I'm sorry, Hank, I beg your Barden- VVe pondered if Ghent would have a mayor- Well, how about VVilber, or Calvin Thayer? As that hamlet at present holds our thoughts, We must mention the narme of Lena Staatz.

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T H E T A N A G E R Thirty-,ggven Miss McGinnis Cno relation to the Thane oi Biifckleyvillej, is given an eight-stringed guitar. On this she will play cowboy ballads to accompany herself. She ought to go places! We gladly give to Miss Steuerwald an excellent ,motor vehicle, a Star, the vintage of 1921. With this she will attempt to 'break all existing speed re- cords 'between Chatham and Spencertown. If she succeeds, she will be given a glorious home-coming by the Mayor CSup. Daleyj and tiring off of squirrel guns by the local ni'mrods. Miss Winters is to be given a Victrola record, How to Stop Gigglin-g in Two Easy Lessons . This should prevent such uncalled for responses as, Yes, I have 'It' by Elinor Glynn, hee-hee-hee-hee. To Mr. Pinkerton we show our good wishes by giving him one sailor suit, a castle in Ethiopia, and an iron derby. In Witness Whereof, we have hereunto set our hands and seal this first day of May, 1937 . CLASS OF 1937 DOROTHY DENNIS, Secretary The above instrument, consisting of four pages, was on the date hereof signed, sealed, published and declared by the said testator, The Class of 1937, as and for their Last Will and Testament, and we at their request, in their presence and in the presence of each other, have hereunto set our hands as witnesses thereto. THELMA OCHS, residing at Chatham, New York. NICHOLAS DEMOS, residing at Chatham, New York.

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THE TANAG E R Thirty nme And if you're there and need hospitalization Stop for it at Homan's station. To Spencertown next the home of the Spartans- Here, of course, lives studious Martin. Here also is our friend Virginia Her jolly good na-ture will surely win ya! In this town there's lots of figlitin' But none of it's done by Donald VVhiteman We're leaving Austerlitz, missing none- We can't forget Jane Williamson. But back again to this oft trod hall Where appears the figure of lank Tom Wall, What was that I heard, a sneeze? lt's only Genevieve, she Eames to please, When it comes to music and the talk is swing We call for Casey, she's got that thing. Another queer noise-it sounds like Yowie Oh! It's only Miss Finkle calling her Howie , There's a quiet young man whose voice you hear You know whom I mean-it's VVillie Sheldon. And who was that girl? I almost missed her- Of course, of course-It's Dorothy Sitcer. There's rollicking laughter coming from Clare, But with Julia's giggling she can't compare. VVe know a pair who we think are merry, They're both full of fun are Carrie and Jerry. Whoa! There, fellows, that's not Martha Raye- It's only Peggy, boys, Hey, Hey! l'm down near the end: this name is a tough one Oh no, I'm mistaken, it's Margaret Hoffman. But wait! Who is that with the titian top? It's Celtic Tim Callahan, mistake not that mop! There's a young man in a frightful hurry Well didn't you see? That was Frankie Curry. You know she's some girl that Fanny Shufelt At whose feet so many swains have knelt: How could we mistake this sweet little miss? We mean no other than Helen Dennis. Do you remember that lad in the Senior 'Play? About him, the girls were all that way - The name of the fellow of whom I'm tellin' Is our President, Dick Crellin. But before I stop this silly jesty I must mention quiet Virginia Este. And we all know that Pauline Stalker Could never be classed as a frolicsome rollicker. But now I'm going to quit at last I think I'll let the Buckbee passed So here I'll end this little rhyme. Most of you'll say that it's about time But the last name you'll ne'er decipher For it's the name of this, your writer. seldom