Charlotte High School - Witan Yearbook (Rochester, NY)

Page 29 text:

Cand mouthj full of the next week s proxrsrons We follow them rnto the house where we find the presrdent oseph ORorkc standrng knee deep rn the affarrs of state The Hrst lady sees hrm too and says oe rf you dont qurt these foolrsh affarrs Ill drvorce you Try rt storms o The way I boss Con gress I can pass a no drxorce brll anytrme The doorman rnterrupts what promrsed to be a good clean fight wrth the announcement that the members of the cabmet are awartrng the Presrdent oe stalks mto the gunmetal blue room Qrt has faded srnce 19-rlj and faces hrs executrve dutres O K Hannah you deal ack the Secretary of State skrllfully and some what underhandedly deals and then awarts the first hand Warren Chrlds the Secretary of Agrrculture holds a royal flush so the Treasury Department rs turned over to hrm and the meet rng contrnues Rerd Werdman the Secretary of the Nasy demands an extensron of hrs note for Hfty war canoes for Drje Island Navy He clarms that nerther he nor hrs subordrnates can rarse the necessary cash The Presrdent refers hrm to Warren Chrlds who rs now responsrble for such matters and the subject rs dropped Harold Dennrs Secretary of War makes the motron for adjournment whrch rs promptly seconded by Leona Gage the red headed Secretary of Labor The cabmet meetrng adjourns and peace descends upon Washrngton Zrmmerman moves hrs controls thrs trme untrl he has the machrne focused upon Berlrn A parade rs rn progress led by that dashrng mrlrtary hero who leads the rgnorant masses Lawrence Rerdenbach Everyone rs gnrng hrm the Nutzy two fingered salute Hrs people srmply go wrld at hrs appearance because rt was he along wrth hrs rrght hand man Merle I-Iedrrck who man Confrnued on page 53 4 I J 1 li 23 .. .,,,. 1 K .H - I h H . . ., . .A 7 ' Q . . If - I 'lt , Q i' an ,rf I In I l- Tl

Page 28 text:

hlm just keeplng hls eye on the proceedlngs As we swlng our attentlon to other parts of the falr our screen catches the announcement of stunt drlvlng and flylng exhlbltlon now ln prog ress over near the central court We follow the crowd and are soon VlCWlng an lmpresslve dlsplay of Grunst Autoplanes These unlque wehlcles wlll not only fly but they may be drlven oxer roads llke the old fashloned automoblles of 1941 Grunst IS havlng hls dlfllcultles ln convlnclng the publlc that the vehlcles are practlcal He IS now drlvlng across the court to show the road ablllty of hls lmentlon Evldently he has pressed e lexer whlch controls the wlngs for two flaps are unfoldlng from the roof of the vehlcle Now e propeller IS set lnto place and Grunst guns e motor Up goes the Autoplane to the utter amazement of the crowd and Grunst proceeds to show off by stuntlng hls machlne Abruptly the englne sputters and stalls The machlne lelsurely SPIDS toward the earth whlle Grunst balls out ln hls parachute and IS gently wafted out of the plcture by the caresslng breeze off the Gulf of Mexlco Set the controls for 33 degrees N latltude and 118 degrees W longltude orders Professor Dundon Lets see what we can flnd ln Holly wood There IS an lnterval ID whlch nothlng IS dlS cernlble on the scleen whlle Zlmmerman adjusts the proper dlals Then slowly the plcture forms agaln upon the screen It IS clearly seen that It Moore the noted actress She IS gently slnglng a current song hlt wrltten by Elghth Note Durbln Wlth her IS her pedl greed Panda sent to her by an ardent admlrer George Baker who makes a hobby of breedlng Pandas ln the mountalns of Tlbet On the op POSIIC slde of the street are those beautlful dancers Valerle Benson Grace Seller and Marlon Younglohn gally trlpplng to the studlo .where they wlll proceed to spend the day ln the PTINHCY of thelr dresslng rooms asleep Thelr boss DCDIS Howe must not be aware of thelr work hablts or he nexer would pay them ten thousand a month As the scene changes the teleslslon screen focuses upon a huge streamllned ocean llner somewhere ln the Paclfic Zlmmerman yggles the control knobs wlth hls elbow and we plck up the boat by accldent At any rate we can see the captaln Rlchard Bowllan and hls nrst mate George Boyd earnestly bendlng over the table ln the chartroom on whlch IS Slfuafed a small radlo set They are llstenlng to the Wash lngton Red Sox and the Green Boy Packers light lt out for the Natlonal Pro Football Champlon shrp Koehler of the Green Boy Packers has just scored agaln and the teams are llned up for 22 the try for the extra polnt Koch IS ready to re CCIVC the ball and Blll Wllklns IS golng to KICK The ball IS snapped from the center and the klck IS good' The flnal score of the game Washlng ton Red Sox 7 Green Boy Packers 42 Malmgren was hurt durlng the half but IS reported as out of danger Zlmmerman changes the rlght hand dlal and we are now vlewlng the promenade deck Several couples are slttlng ln the comfortable deck chalrs deslgned by Madame Glbbs that foremost woman lnterlor and exterlor decorator Ed HlnCllHC IS calmly surveylng hls brlde whom he met last week whlle ln Shanghal He was golng to joln a monastery because he had been dlsappolnted ln love but she comlnced hlm that redheads are good medlclne for sore and wounded hearts and they were marrled We follow the crowd mto the salon where Chet Couch and hls all glrl orchestra are playlng for the dlnner hour GCDCVICVC Kavannaugh and BCSSIC Harrlgan are the stellar attractlons whlle Ruth Wegner Evelyn Van Zlle Arllne Kaufman Loulse Remschled and Teresa Tachln form the rest of the harmony Attractlve waltresses are ln abundance however the llmlted area of the screen makes lt lmposslble to see them all but a few of them are jean Verwey Betty Moyer Ruth Tlschbeln and Shlrley Bedford These glrls are buslly engaged ln maklng lt pleasant for the passengers on board the shlp Several are asslgned to be carefully attentlve to the radlantly has always experlenced the best posslble serslce whlle travellng She has several admlrers on the passenger llst but as yet she IS content to llve on her share of the estate of her late husband Well Gadget we have concluslve proof that the AUd1Ol00lCfClCCClVCf can be tuned to any part of the globe Now how about a llttle free lance twlrllng of those dlals and let s see what we can PICK up ln the way of hlstory ln the maklng7 suggests Professor Dundon Gadget slowly SPIDS hls controls and manages to keep hls eye on the screen so as not to escape any lmportant exent The whole IS spread out IH a panorama We can dlstlngulsh famlllar ob jects as they fllt past us on the screen We notlce the Washlngton Monument Hold rt Gadget chlrps Dundon Let s have a look ID at the Whlte House and See what the presldent IS dolng these days Gadget splns the left knob and we recognlze the front of the hlstorlc CXCCUIINC manslon A speclal goxernment llmouslne IS slowly drlslng up to the door It stops and the flrst lady of the land steps out Ellzabeth IH person She grac lously dlrects the chauffeur Bernard Frlday t unload the bundles and trlps quickly up the steps lrlday staggers after her wlth hls arms . l , . - . . f . . sf s - - - 1 I , 7 . A . 4 . . ' I Q . y th f ' V ' , . . . . . . th A ' ,- - th . . l - - Y . I . ' - . . . U y . - 1 7 1 ll I I , ' I V Y - -7 ' I nv , - 4 7 . N . v w I ' , . Y . . . . , ' IS ralnln ln Callfornla, but here comes Dolores beautiful millionaire widow of John Baird, who Y ' A ' l Y. 7 . . , . 1 Q' 7 1 . 7 1 q 1 ' ' I y . .4 - 7 'uv l , I . ' ' , U , 7 .5 . ' I Y ' i - ' - - . ' I, ' A Y A ' U A , I -P ' Y '- . . T . Y h , A

Page 30 text:

WE DO BEQUEATH By Cr-rrsrrrz COUCH Testator We the une Class of 1941 of Charlotte Hryjh School of the Crty of Rochester County of Mon roe and State of New York berng of sound mrnd and body do hereby declare and publrsh thrs our last Wrll and Testrment 1 'lhe srncere best wrshes of the Class we e ye to Mr Allen wrth hrs vo natured Hello and exer cheerful smrle To oe Krnsella we bequeath the basketball prowess of Clrnton Byrne Ace of Green and Whrte Courtmen thrs season Sheldon Koch s Model A we lease to the Brrtrsh Nasy to be utrlrzed as scrap rron rn the constructron of future battleshrps To Mrss Doehler a coupon whrch wrth a thrn drme or reasonable facsrmrle wrll en trtle the bearer to a hrst class permanent waye Bob Cranshaw leaxes hrs lrttle red boolc Notes on Nurses or My Success as a Cut up to anyone contemplatrng hos prtalrzatron To Coach Ray Serdel a custom burlt sta tron wagon seatrnyg, at least ten wrstful women To the Fang, Gang a carton of weeds and a poclcetful of nrckels 'Ihe pleasrng personalrty and anrmatron of Shrrley lrshbaugh we leaye to Barbam Wells George Boyds superror soccer slcrlls go to th tt burly booter Phrl Pratt lo the crrl cheer leaders a Frye cent box of couch drops for the relref of hoarse md huslcy yocal chords Bob Lohwaters one and only publrcatron we hope 1000 Old olces we leaye to my Ioxers of those corny puns lo Drclcre Burt we lease the pletsrny, plumpntss of Drclc Bowlltn o r Cl ss Presrdent rn ey Durbrns wrlc rntrcs flsnox n rmonycst some rs d tntrnycj to of course to ltlc Muer re wolhny., tetlrnrque ol XY trren r unst e tu c rdcr of the wrt Hob Hoslcy s rncc tnt lrnc ot chrtter oes c t X I ll s 0 r ro c tor XX Ll N C C N U O K cm l l 1 r To Mrs Ward he hope that next years senror Enelrsh class wrll drsclose at least one rntellect 1 The baton twrrlrnyt, slull Of Genexreye Kaxanaugh the Leader of the Band we lcaxe to Shrrley Gray Eleanor Otto s come hrther glances and lose for the opposrte sex we leaye to Mary ane Hendershot Edson l-lrnelrne leayes hrs aquatrc ten dencres to Arthur Neptune Rasch George Smrley Brrd bequeathes hrs molar to molar smrle to Paul Schmrdt aclc ORorlte leayes hrs polrtrcal ex perrence oratrcal genrus and popularrty wrth the student body to the next Stu dents Assocratron presrdent To all the senror homeroom tea hers homerooms of students who w ll just srt and srt quretly lrstenrng to announce ments hereby appornt Mrss Shafer and Mr Ben nett the executors of thrs our Last Wrll and Testament Irs W11N1 ss XXII-IIRIOF we hereunto subscrrbe our names at Rochester New York the fifteenth day of M ty rn the year One thousand nrne hun drel and forty one rsr s r C HA rr Sc HOOL Chester C ouch It rlzlm WITNESSES Rrchard Bowllan Pf6lldtllf Robert C rlnshtw Vnt Pu rldulr Ain fm ll ll ' Q 1 5 S Q , I , J 'C Q V ra. -. - -A: - '- . ' ' ' , ' j ' v ' ' rl ' ' f fj .A Y? , . I 'k A - V. . 7 X '. I. ' ., 1 -- 77 l a '- . , 5 od- 20. - I 'I ' s - - - ' A H, ' ' ' . A . 1 XA ks Y r r s's' . ' 5' S 21. 4 ' ' - f '- - ' . J W ? . . I 1 ' s- ' . ' ' ' - V v ' ' ' - H y 24. . ' c .- 5- H e - '- V 3 ' ' ' 'i ' . . I . x , ' V, 5' . . ' A 9 Y Q f. . 7 K . Y V J Q Q V- 1 D . ., . 7- H ' one- I ' ' ' 2. 2 2 , ' : a 'V v Sl' I D C- ' K' ' A' , I ', 8- ' U ' ' 2 ' ' . ' - 9- 'J 'Q ' nn f A -'A 5 , ju '2 CQr.Ass 0' 1941 or-' Q Rr.o'r 's Hrcn-r . . . , . A G ' .S ' c .- rr. . - it ia ', 1 Q ,, D, J , ,.. H , ,A .J 3, 5 ' 4 , u 3.1.1 15. St. l-' l ' l 4 ' K 7. K , kk. K .' Y V . - i .. 4 l-1. 'l'l ' ' - ' - A fa A C s C'r . , we le.1x'- to jack Hill-- ture Q g ' l '. ' b' Ia - I 'I 'yep'-'sf' A l 5. , AH 'ss. ' - ' gl . 1, ' . . - ,a I- to any healthy rn lrxr lual who trn .lee rt. ff D giv-' ltr lo rlrc- V1 'll.ll Artl C Orps - L1 l ya 's l I 5 - .r ne ' s' ol' slides to be Ll,C'l fir Com- V. ,, A ,ii , A , - Ig, ' Y' ., I ' Z .- nrunrty .rngrn.u. --S-fe - .4 - fl 1' llrc- superl wrt .md humor ot ur mc- A' and nly' john llarrd. we becytrcuttlr to .Bob lm Alger.