Charlotte High School - Witan Yearbook (Rochester, NY)

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Heberger and Peggy Flemlng announced todav that thex had dlscoxered four people Eleanor lxohn Bettx Kolb Adelalde Snyder and Ruth Donoghue all of whom were dung of natural causes and vsho were executed before thex had the chance Th1s ws as procl umed as a great uc torx hx Pres1dent Luffman Chxef Dettman here pressed several buttons on h1s desk and varlous doors opened admtttmg h1s cablnet Dav1d Barexs Chlef Sc1ent1st of the Umserse entered wnth a fummg retort Anthony Landry Foreign Equtzar seated hlmself grace fully opposrte the Pres1dent Albert Pellngrxnl Mmnster of Practrcal Love entered wrth a sheaf of blue prints James Shear Mmnster of War entered wlth an array of varlous hand weapons droppmg half of them on the floor Wxlbur W1ckum Mxnxster of Ftne Arts entered s1ng1ng a solo George Andrews MIDISCCY of Education just entered See here men began the Chxef why wasn t I mformed of the Amertcan S1tuat1on9 Have you read thrs paper? Lnsten to thxs Nurses of the women s army are commended on thelr herorc actton at the Battle of Plttsford Clara Albert Phyll1sBr1ghtman Barbara Fxsher Anne Flemmg W1lma McNeil and Margaret Taylor were awarded key pos1t1ons 10 the medlcal corps for the1r outstandmg bravery Why dndn t you tell me there was a war m Amer1ca9 Where s Drck enk1nson9 He s practxcmg a new pttterbug step Ok where s Harry R1chmond9 He s about to turn a ray on the Unxted States and destroy If Shall we stop hum? No rf affarrs are that bad over there let htm go ahead Albert Pell1grm1 t1m1dly spoke up Dor1s Harvard and Dorothy Wedel are revoltmg ln my department What shall I do? Shoot em How about those refugees from Amerlca L1ll1an Cl1mer Vxrgmxa French Nancy Neel jane Twamley and Dorothy Henthorn9 Shoot em Gee Ch1ef you fund such approprxate con clusxons A wxrr and cracklmg ts heard then a serles of tremblmgs of the earth Harry Rxchmond races m The ray IS out of control' The whole earth wxll explode 10 about two seconds' A grgantxc explosnon rocks the earth and rt crumbles to cosmxc dust Far out rn space revolving about the North Star IS Harry Rlchmond destroyer of the earth LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT We the June Class of Charlotte Hlgh School of the C1ty of Rochester 1n the County of Monroe and State of New York bexng of sound m1nd and memory do make publtsh and declare thxs our last W1ll and Testament rn the manner followmg that IS to say Flrst To the Class of June 1941 we present the peoples choice Mr Kahse s rlngs To the land lovers a few of the senxors glrls and boys lncluded leave thelr un canny abxlxty of acqulrxng colds coughs and sore throats on swxm day To the boys who will thrlll the fans next year by flashmg down the court 1n thenr brxght green and whxte suxts the basket ball team bequeaths thexr foul shootlng ab1l1ty To anyone havmg occaslon to address an assembly an audrence that w1ll pay com plete attentlon to the speaker 5 Paul Dettman leaves to anyone who may benefit by lf hrs experxence nn the fields of Politics, Dramatncs, and Shootlng the O11 18 Wallace Smxth s chest-expander 1S glven to Jlm Bxllmgs Gene Sage bequeaths to the school lnbrary hrs complete autographed set of Horatto Algers Harry Rxchmond leaves the remamder of h1s 1nsomn1a xlls to anyone who may have need of t em Johnny Robmson of table tenn1s fame leaves hrs sxze thlrteen steamboats t any unxor mterested 1n the Ballet Albert Pellegrmt leaves a magnxficent beard to anyone 10 dxre need of an CHCCICIVC dxsguxse Jack Fowler transmxts to the lnttle grant Bud Stallman the ease with wh1ch he IS able to fall ln any cxrcumstances We leave the haxry lnp of Raymond Frltz to any mustache lovmg lunror Graham Annett reluctantly has con descended to leave behmd h1s secret for bemg able to please all the glrls at the same txme Continued on page 70 - . . I . 1 V 1 I 1 , - Y . v ' t I ' I 1 . 7 - . . ,, 1 1 J S 7 3 ' I I- I U , . . .. n , . I I , -4 1 - -1 fl 7 ' . ' 1 , ' 1' U ' ' . L - I I - .1 . . .- ' .4 .1 - - ' 1 1 , . . . . 11 . , - . . 1 Q . . 1 - Q ll ' . , 1 v I I . . . v -1 , , - . . . . . . . .1 1 .1 . I . I , . . . 1. , 1 - 1 g 1 1 1 . , H 1 1 ' - - -. 1 va . - . . Q Q ll ' ' 1 1 1 1 . . . - n . , , . I I - 1 it II ' ll ' ' 1 1 1 ' , . . . . - -. - . , - . . . , . . n - ' . . . . 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ' . 6 . , . . 1 , - , . , 7- . . , , 7 , . 8. U - -1 , . E . I , I . . 2 .. .. . 9. , - , , . . . ,, .1 0 Q DI - J . . . I . . - .. . .. ' 10. ! - . . ., - 1. 1. - 1 4 ' I I 1- - - in