Charlotte High School - Witan Yearbook (Rochester, NY)

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PROPHECY By Harry Rrchmond In the tower of the capital burldmg of the Un1ted Equalistic States of Europe in a spac1ous chrome and whxte office behlnd a great metalllc desk sat Paul Dettman Ch1ef of the Unlted Equal1st1c States of Europe A broad grin spread across h1s countenance as hrs eyes focused upon the flrst American newspaper prmted smce the chaotlc American Revolutlon of 1960 75 began It brought to his mind memories of how xt all started He thought of how Rrchard Rolfe edl tor of the New York Dinh 011 had crrtxcxzed French mov1e actress Bobbla Cartler so se verely he thought of how Presldent Luffman had come to the actress s defense and caused a boycott of Rolfe s paper he thought of how the furrous Rolfe had come to Washlngton and argued for three days wlth Presldent Luffman he thought of how Rolfe then gathered an army of men to march on Washington to demand equal rlghts for men and was defeated and hung by a femrnlne army under General ane Petroske while hrs army retreated The succeedlng events passed rapidly the Chief rem1n1sced Men rallxed to the banners of equal rights for men They were however pushed back and defeated unt1l now only a small area rn the v1c1n1ty of Rochester New York remained unconquered Then plckrng u the paper he commenced to for Capture of Town of Pittsford In her speech yesterday Presldent Luffman praxsed the 48th 79th and 81st d1v1s1ons of her army for the cap- ture of Pittsford defense stronghold of the men s army The President pa1d trxbute to Generals Greely Panella and Hanse and Colonels P1tts Schefller McChesney McKeegan and Moyer who died fightrng for therr country These officers deserve special recogmtion smce they were fightrng the native land of their child hood the Presxdent stated The Presldent wrll go 1nto conference wxth Secretary of War MacDowell tonight for the purpose of plannmg a final attack on the Robfnson Line s mam de fences whnch are being strengthened much too quickly by a firm known as Stall and Frztz Engmeerr Lrttle YCSISEHUCC IS expected on the war front and from the Madelrne Lmdqurst Nurses Hosp1tal to the Van Sypveld Music Hall all Washmgton IS preparlng for the v1C tory If any further upr1s1n s such as that of the western farmers put down y Secretary of Agr1 culture Whntbeck occur agam I shall be forced to take drastlc steps the Presrdent said refer rmg to the uprrsxng led by one Robert Deuel m which Donald Anderson George Bernat Wxl 11am Carpenter ohn Hlmmelsbach Leo Fltz patrrck Donald Steele George Surr1dge Dor1s Ward Eugene Laber Robert Lancaster and Leslle Lang all great land owners in the west were hung for using reactionary methods of farming The Presldent also said that a vast bombrng attack wrll probably occur in conyunc t1on with the final dr1ve In its Boslov Heavy Duty Bombers the flyrng corps w1ll take off on the dangerous m1ss1on Commanded by General Harvard the Corps rs expected to sw1ng down to the Genesee and bomb Fowler Bridge and destroy the Elwin Smith Chemical Factory Then- next objective wrll be the Thomson and Miller Photogra h1c Su ply Factory the Bush field Carey an How en Mun1t1ons Factory the Whlte and Vrck Airport the Grxswold Cen tral Ra1lroad and Strunk Memorlal Hosprtal Chief Dettman s eyes wandered to another article Postmaster General Wolfe Announces a New Baseball Commemoratrve This stamp w1ll picture the great ballplayers of the past few decades It w1ll show such lmmortals as Roland Cook Bob Wagner Kenneth Marlowe Curtrs Baker and Martxn Gebhardt who won the pennant for the St Louls Browns in 1955 It IS one 1n a sports ser1es 1n whlch such outstanding athletes of the past as Robert Feeney Roger Harradine Graham Annett Dorothy Fox Mary penecker Agnes Resch Dorothy Schmid Catherine Kohlmetz Ruth Grau Irma F1ll1p1n1 Mrldred Falone Hllda Crocettl Eleanor Coner Eugene Sage ames Dygert and Peter Hoysic are to be feature Hrs eyes wandered aga1n th1s t1me to a lengthy story The buslness women s d1str1ct of Wash mgton whlch wxll soon be renamed Zwemer vnlle by Secretary of the Interxor Mary Keenan w1ll soon produce a grand opera starrlng Margaret Hrndt Wallace Smrth Shannon Bat son and V1rg1n1a Vent The commlttee sponsor ing the entertalnment IS headed by Helen Hughes Mary Lxssow Clara Gouger and Dorothy Henderson the artlcle concluded Down ln the corner the Chxef noted thxs small ltem It lS lamented that people are stxll dymg of natural causes Although death from natural causes IS decreasing ln the Unlted States there were nine deaths yesterday The names of Verna Dano E11 Mrller Roger Crane Robert Dolan ohn Ingersoll Edward Kommeth W1ll1am Kraft james Rosatr and Robert Tetamore wrll go down as black marks ID hlstory for hav1ng dred of natural causes The execurnon commrttee Catherrne Mantellr V1rg1n1a Nlms Florence 17 . . . . . l . 1 J i 1 l ' . . , . 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Name Graham Annett Anom mous Ely ln Berndt Sllrley Boslov Dave Bushfield Charles Carey Justme C1cchettx Roger Crane Paul Dettman Robert Deuel Ruth Donoghue Anne Flemmg Peggy Flemlng jack Fowler Pete How s1c Clara Gouger Ed sw ard How den Marx lxeenan Elame Klmball Catherme Kohlmetz Eleanor Kohn Eugene Laber Anthony Landrv Donald B Mxller Nancy Neel Robert Palmer Ida Panella ane Petroslte Harry R1chmond Iohn Robmson 311165 Shear Elxsxn Qnuth me Txxamltx Lrun X lclt Robtrt NX agner Dons Vs hltbeclt 16 Nlrkname Stmky Annle Baldy Bossle Dax e Chuck Dolly Rex Putt Bo Donme Peggy Sleepxng Moses Harpo Toots Gutenberg PPC Tvx erp Tess Kohnme Gene Tonv Don Nan Bo Toughs anne V azz Oddman QCISSOTS Qmxttx C FISCO Brud Lou Blacltspccl, SENIOR SPECIAL Ambztmn To remaxn a bachelor t1ll I m 27 Not to take gsm To stay happy To be able to act lxke Mr Tracy To be a Blg Banker To be a talented prxze bum To be a smger To be the engmeer on the Casey jones Speclal To be a radxo announcer To be a dxrector ln Hollv wood To be Glenn Mrller s arranger To get mv man' To make ood on my lob To sleep or 72 hours strarght To be a hermlt get enough to eat be a chlef electr1c1an n Smg Sm plav ol have enough nerve to r1de on the roller coaster To be a commercxal artxst To be able to take hfe as xt comes To obta1n the hxghest posxtlon I can To be a hobo To be looked up to by ex ervone Glamor Gxrl To recene an mherrtance of 51 OOO OOO To be Katherme Cornell s Pm ate Secretary To gam 20 pounds To put a round cork m a square hole To get out of l'l1gh School To be a r1ch mdouer To smm m the hols sea of matrxmom alu ,us hare uh xt I want get rxch and rttlrc be an englneer be 1 college graduate Hobby Skung Awoxdmg showers Lowe Collectmg yewels Llstemng to record Glenn Mxller Bummxng Sevung Photography Women CI m an amateurj Sklppmg srudvhall L1stenmg to Glenn Mrller S ndmg Ronnle s money S eep Trawelxng by thumb Toasted Cheese sandwlches Collectmg records New hats Mak1ng and breakxng resolutxons Gomg out wrth Ralph Photography Model a1roplanes and boats Lnckmg postage stamps Photography Eatmg chocolate candy klsses Collect1ng matchfolders Dramatxcs Tallcmg Makmg explosues Collectxng stamps and g1rls Boat bulldxng Chemlstrv Coxng out nxghts Radlo 'XIIIILIICN md bdlllllfg Tllslflg snapshots Pet Peeue GOSSlPlI'1g vw omen Gym class Cosmetics Mxss Booth s mslstence on extra-currlcular partrclpatxon Roosevelt Grrls that can t be con vmced People who say I told you so Dxck enkmson People who can t get thmgs stralght The stage Crew None A mad fellow Bemg walcened early ln the mornmg Nothing Im a happy go lucky guv People who have no app t1te Stubborn glrls COIITUTBS Haung to wart for a street car Boys that tease The W1tan Frank E Gannett for Presldent Women dearle No cooperatxon around school Phvlhs and B1ll Nall polxsh Dramatxcs Men The XX rtan Staff Miss Cashman Qpllt IHIIHIIINES Flthers vs ho don t go to bed when xt s mme to Talltlng to lgnor mt people Aflbflltl' its Rt nmng out of wml n snlboat Boxs ln general T Y' ' ' v v I A4 4 gp - - ' S b . , I - , . I To I I ' 3 ' Y v To - I. . . . . 4 C1 gl 4' ' Skx r To 1 g ' I . , Y To v v . A . Y. . Mary june Lulfrnan junle To live alone and love it Photography Having salesladies call me 1 , 1 ' ' ' r - I , . ' J , I ' ' . ' , ,. :I t I L .I Y. Y - I Q , . ki , . - . v V .lj A f. To D - 1 - 1 ' t j ' . -' Af I -f - ' ' ' To 1. - - - . W -1 ' ' I To . ' , . ' ' A r I ' ' i a ' To A4 A f ' '

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Heberger and Peggy Flemlng announced todav that thex had dlscoxered four people Eleanor lxohn Bettx Kolb Adelalde Snyder and Ruth Donoghue all of whom were dung of natural causes and vsho were executed before thex had the chance Th1s ws as procl umed as a great uc torx hx Pres1dent Luffman Chxef Dettman here pressed several buttons on h1s desk and varlous doors opened admtttmg h1s cablnet Dav1d Barexs Chlef Sc1ent1st of the Umserse entered wnth a fummg retort Anthony Landry Foreign Equtzar seated hlmself grace fully opposrte the Pres1dent Albert Pellngrxnl Mmnster of Practrcal Love entered wrth a sheaf of blue prints James Shear Mmnster of War entered wlth an array of varlous hand weapons droppmg half of them on the floor Wxlbur W1ckum Mxnxster of Ftne Arts entered s1ng1ng a solo George Andrews MIDISCCY of Education just entered See here men began the Chxef why wasn t I mformed of the Amertcan S1tuat1on9 Have you read thrs paper? Lnsten to thxs Nurses of the women s army are commended on thelr herorc actton at the Battle of Plttsford Clara Albert Phyll1sBr1ghtman Barbara Fxsher Anne Flemmg W1lma McNeil and Margaret Taylor were awarded key pos1t1ons 10 the medlcal corps for the1r outstandmg bravery Why dndn t you tell me there was a war m Amer1ca9 Where s Drck enk1nson9 He s practxcmg a new pttterbug step Ok where s Harry R1chmond9 He s about to turn a ray on the Unxted States and destroy If Shall we stop hum? No rf affarrs are that bad over there let htm go ahead Albert Pell1grm1 t1m1dly spoke up Dor1s Harvard and Dorothy Wedel are revoltmg ln my department What shall I do? Shoot em How about those refugees from Amerlca L1ll1an Cl1mer Vxrgmxa French Nancy Neel jane Twamley and Dorothy Henthorn9 Shoot em Gee Ch1ef you fund such approprxate con clusxons A wxrr and cracklmg ts heard then a serles of tremblmgs of the earth Harry Rxchmond races m The ray IS out of control' The whole earth wxll explode 10 about two seconds' A grgantxc explosnon rocks the earth and rt crumbles to cosmxc dust Far out rn space revolving about the North Star IS Harry Rlchmond destroyer of the earth LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT We the June Class of Charlotte Hlgh School of the C1ty of Rochester 1n the County of Monroe and State of New York bexng of sound m1nd and memory do make publtsh and declare thxs our last W1ll and Testament rn the manner followmg that IS to say Flrst To the Class of June 1941 we present the peoples choice Mr Kahse s rlngs To the land lovers a few of the senxors glrls and boys lncluded leave thelr un canny abxlxty of acqulrxng colds coughs and sore throats on swxm day To the boys who will thrlll the fans next year by flashmg down the court 1n thenr brxght green and whxte suxts the basket ball team bequeaths thexr foul shootlng ab1l1ty To anyone havmg occaslon to address an assembly an audrence that w1ll pay com plete attentlon to the speaker 5 Paul Dettman leaves to anyone who may benefit by lf hrs experxence nn the fields of Politics, Dramatncs, and Shootlng the O11 18 Wallace Smxth s chest-expander 1S glven to Jlm Bxllmgs Gene Sage bequeaths to the school lnbrary hrs complete autographed set of Horatto Algers Harry Rxchmond leaves the remamder of h1s 1nsomn1a xlls to anyone who may have need of t em Johnny Robmson of table tenn1s fame leaves hrs sxze thlrteen steamboats t any unxor mterested 1n the Ballet Albert Pellegrmt leaves a magnxficent beard to anyone 10 dxre need of an CHCCICIVC dxsguxse Jack Fowler transmxts to the lnttle grant Bud Stallman the ease with wh1ch he IS able to fall ln any cxrcumstances We leave the haxry lnp of Raymond Frltz to any mustache lovmg lunror Graham Annett reluctantly has con descended to leave behmd h1s secret for bemg able to please all the glrls at the same txme Continued on page 70 - . . I . 1 V 1 I 1 , - Y . v ' t I ' I 1 . 7 - . . ,, 1 1 J S 7 3 ' I I- I U , . . .. n , . I I , -4 1 - -1 fl 7 ' . ' 1 , ' 1' U ' ' . L - I I - .1 . . .- ' .4 .1 - - ' 1 1 , . . . . 11 . , - . . 1 Q . . 1 - Q ll ' . , 1 v I I . . . v -1 , , - . . . . . . . .1 1 .1 . I . I , . . . 1. , 1 - 1 g 1 1 1 . , H 1 1 ' - - -. 1 va . - . . Q Q ll ' ' 1 1 1 1 . . . - n . , , . I I - 1 it II ' ll ' ' 1 1 1 ' , . . . . - -. - . , - . . . , . . n - ' . . . . 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ' . 6 . , . . 1 , - , . , 7- . . , , 7 , . 8. U - -1 , . E . I , I . . 2 .. .. . 9. , - , , . . . ,, .1 0 Q DI - J . . . I . . - .. . .. ' 10. ! - . . ., - 1. 1. - 1 4 ' I I 1- - - in