THE CHARHIAN 93 6 JOKES —CHS— Time Marches On! Bob Bush rushed into Wright’s jewelry store the other day and said excitedly. Say, there’s something wrong with this watch you sold me . Clerk: “What's wrong? Bob: Why. a bedbug got in it and went to sleep between the ticks.” —CHS— Miss Wells: Rose, what have you read? Rose Day: Red hair.” ---CHS-- Mr. Anderson: Martha, your an- swer is as clear as mud. Martha Peters: Well, it covers the ground doesn't it? —CHS---- Receive, my friends, this patient dope. A thought is like a cake of soap. You think you have one now and then. When - - - plop! It slips away again. Junior Russell says he is not much of a card player, hut he has held some mighty good hands in his time. ---CHS-- Mrs. Combs: ‘T want you to be so quiet that I can hear a pin drop.” Deep silence: ------ Voice from rear: Let ’er drop.” —CHS— Miss Cillam: What is the mean- ing of the phrase. ‘Alter Ego’? Ruth Martin: It means ‘the other r.” Miss C.illam: Cse it in a sen- tence.” Ruth Martin: “He winked his Alter Ego.” ---CHS-- Principal McCall: - - - And will all the persons absent speak to me directly after class.” -—CHS--- Mrs. Tavlor: Now. there’s too much noise in here when I’m talking. —CHS— Policemen: Didn’t you hear me call you to stop?” Harold Weaver: I didn’t know !t was you. I thought it was someone I’d run over.” —rns— Mr. Nielsen- Do you require your portrait done in oil?” Kenneth Jones: “Done in oil? What do you take me for. a sardine? —CHS— A man would be crazy to go to a place like that , said Bill Hale, point- ing to an insane asylum. A school Annual is a great invention. The school gets all the fame. The nrinters all the money. And the staff all the blame. Mr«. Kinling r: “How many of you senior elrls nlaved dolls when you were freshmen?” Don Smith: (raising his hand) I did.” Zelma to Lucille: What’s the bumn on voiir bead? Lucv: That's where another thought struck me.” —CHS— Education Fresh: Please. I didn’t hear the question, sir.” Soph: What’s that question, sir? Jr.: What’d you say?” Sr.: Huh? Mr. Brown: What word do I use the most in this class? M. Briggs: I”. —CHS— B. Cheney: “Marie you’re a girl af- ter my own heart . M. Garvey: Why. I am not after it!” —CHS— Margaret Cox: “I wonder why it is that people cry at weddings?” Bill Bobier: I guess it is because they’ve been married themselves, and they haven’t the heart to laugh.” —CH8— Janice Green: Sometimes you ap- pear real manly, and sometimes you are effeminate. Why is it?” Donald Roush: 1 suppose it’s hereditary. Half of my ancestors were men. and the other half were wo- men.” --CHS— Bob Munger: Love is a tickling sensation of the heart that cannot be scratched.” —CHS— Mr. Van Vessem received an excuse for Donald Richey’s tardiness which read like this: Mr. Van Vessem: Please excuse Don for tardiness as he fell in the mud. Hoping you will do the same. I am. Yours very sincerely. Mrs. Richey. —CHS— Mrs. Paton: Norma you made al- together too much noise when you came in last night.” Norma: (seriously) “Oh. mother, perhaps you heard the night falling. Mrs. Paton: (emphatically) No, it was the day breaking.” —CHS— Dorene Nicol found the equation K1 plus S2 equalled kiss. She was a little uncertain about It and found by going to Webster that It was very explosive and must not be tried when many were around. —CHS— Inquisitive Soph: Why do you call the freshles ‘real estate’.” Senior: Because they are a va- cant lot.” —CHS— Exploring Traffic was heavy and Gwendolyn Watkins, taking the car down town for the first time, was in difficulties. Hemmed in on three sides by Impa- tient motorists and ear-splitting horns, she pulled over into a safety zone and stopped to get her bearings. Lady, this is a safety zone , warn- ed the policeman. “Yes. of course. she answered with a smile of gratitude. That’s why I drove here.” —CHS— Clare Weaver: Grandpa. when are you going to play football?” Grandpa: Football? I can’t play football.” Clare: But Dad said we’d get a new car as soon as you kicked off. “It's the little things that bother us- - - you can sit on a mountain, but not a tack.” —CHS— Howard Bond: Did you ever break a date?” Pat. Higby: Have I? Everyone I’ve ever gone out with. —CHS— Scientists say that mosquitoes weep. Is that true? It's possible. I’ve seen a moth ball. Mrs. Kiplinger: What did Napo leon contribute to the world?” Johnny Sherman: His bony part.” --CHH— Mrs. Wildern in eighth grade Eng- lish: “The man broke his arm. What case is man?” Ed. Alien: A hospital case. —CH9— Twas Ever Thus The parlor sofa holds the twain Margaret Kelley and her love-sick swain. Heandshe But hark! a step upon the stair And papa sees them sitting there He and she There is a stillness in the air As papa sizes up the pair. He and she and he. Margaret's ordered off to bed (We won’t repeat what papa said) As to the door the youth he led. Pa and he. —CHS— Mrs. Wildern: What is the plural of baby?” Jack Fink: Twins. —CHH-- She Didn't Overlook The Chance Allison Rumrill. who is as generous in praise of the work of his fellow athletes as he is modest concerning his own. was showing Virginia Riley about the practice field. See Put- man. over there?” he asked pointing to Putman who was then playing sub. “In a year he’ll be our best man.” Oh. Allison!” exclaimed Virginia, blushing. This is so sudden.” —CHS-- Miss Wells: Mr. Maurer, your train of thought has a sleeper in it.” —CHS-- Kenneth Spotts: Carol Mae pro- posed to me in the car. Sunday.” Russell Spotts: Aw!” Ken: Yeah, and I accepted her in the hospital.” Joe Simek: A flexible voice does not always go with a rubber neck.” —CHS— Geography of a Girl's (I) I.lfe Cape of Hope.................Age 14 Cape of Flattery........... 16 Cape of Look Out........... 18 Cape of Fear............... 25 Cape of Farewell........... 40 --CIIH— Shakespeare's Married Life On the Twelfth Night” after The Tempest” he married Cymbeline” one of “The Merry Wives of Windsor” be- cause the King Lear (ed) at him. While engaged in The Taming of the Shrew he met Two Gentlemen of Verona. by name Julius Caesar”, a friend to Hamlet, and formerly Ti- mon of Athens. The latter, by mak- ing Much Ado About Nothing,” dis- covered that “Love's Labour’s Lost” was a Comedv of Errors. and that even if All’s Well That Ends Well.” marriage is not “As You Like It” and no Midsummer Night’s Dream.” —CHH— Willie” said his father, “your teacher’s report of your work is very bad. Do you know that when Wood- row Wilson was your age he was head of the school?” Yes. pa: and when he was your age he was President of the CnRed States. Yvonne Lehman: Do you think a girl should love before twenty? Dorothy Stevens: “No. that’s too large an audience.” —CHS— Sam Combs: When is the best time to plow? Bob Bobier: In the day time. Student Images Imagine Dora if she were tall. Imagine Foster if she were small. Imagine Pauline Horn without any curls. Imagine Allison teasing the girls. Imagine Gall without a grin. Imagine Hoffman committing a sin. Imagine Stiles if he were big. Imagine Cecelia dancing a Jig. Imagine Patty without a beau. Imagine Leroy with just one foe. Imagine Martin without a question. Imagine Ralph giving a suggestion. Imagine Colizzi with a harsh voice. Imagine Tyler having his choice. Imagine Irma if she were stout. Imagine Marthagene trying to pout. —CHS— Anderson in Gen. Science: What is the difference between electricity and lightning?” David Ellis: You don’t have to pay for the lightning.” —CHS— Richard Schroeder: Say. Harold. I got three regular meals at the Circle Cafe yesterday. Harold Weaver: How’s that?” Richard: “Oatmeal, cornmeal and Indian meal. —CHS— Bob Fox: What relation is a re- volver to a gun?” Eldred Toutant: “A son-of-a-gun. —cits— Anderson: How does the moon efTect the tied?” Jo Jane Murray: It never affects the tied, only the untied. —CHS---- Meach: When I went on the senior trip I had flfty-four things in my suit case.” Patterson: “Wow! some suit case! What did you have any way?” Meach: A deck of cards and a pair of socks.” IIS— IIS- Officer: If a bomb were to drop on the powder magazine, what would you do?” Sentry: Go up with the report, sir!” —CHS— Hurd to Beat Last night I held a little hand So dainty and so neat. Methought my heart would burst with joy. So wildly did it beat. No other hand into my soul Could greater solace bring. Than that I held last night. Which was four aces and a king. —cits— Jimmy Stiles: I saw a magician turn water into wine.” Jimmy Fink: That is nothing. I saw an ordinary chauffeur turn an automobile into a lamp post. —CHS- Mr. Brown: Isn’t it strange that girls can’t throw straight?” Mr. Flower: Yes-er-ah-my wife tells me she threw herself at another fel- low, missed and caught me.” — Page -} —
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THE CHARHIAN CALENDAR INDEX ORGANIZATION INDEX + + + SCHOOL CALENDAR + + + ORGANIZATION INDEX + + + Honor Roll Issue 3.................Page 4. col. 1 2 Issue 5.................Pago 6. col. 1 2 Issue 9................Page 4. col. 1 2 Issue 10...............Page 4. col. 1 2 Issue 14...............Page 4, col. 1 2 September 3—School begins minus Mr. McCall. September 12—Student Council starts the wheels turning. September 13 -Practice game with Okemos, 33 0. Nice start, boys! September 19—Why the sad faces? Dramatic try-outs! September 20—Coldwater there. 7-0. Keep it up all season! Charhian September 24—Brown-Meneley Duo Lyceum. Issue 2.................Page 1. col. 2 September 26—First Orange and Black appears with large circulation (from Issue 6.................Page 1. col. 1 one student to another!) Mixer September 27—Everybody dated for the first mixer? Issue 3...............Page 1. col. 1 September 27—Mason here. 34-6. Who says we can’t do it? Issue 5...............Page 1. col. 4 September 30- The Student Council is at it again! Issue 8...............Page 1. ol. » Qc 0j)er 4—We beat Grand Ledge here 20-0. I told you so! Issue 9...............Page 4. col. - QCtober 8—Joe Schnitzler assembly. Let that be a lesson to you who feel Issue 14...............Page — col. 4 sorry for yourselvee! Ill-V Issue 1... 3. col. 3 Issue 2... 1. col. 3 Issue 4... 4. col. 3 Issue 5... 1. col. 3 Issue 6... 1. col. 3 Issue 11... Col. 4 Issue 12 Page 4. col. 3 Junior ( lass Issue 1... Page 1. col. 4 Issue 3... 1. col. 3 Issue 4... 1. col. 4 Issue 5... 4. col. 1 Issue 9... 4. col. 4 9. Quill and Scroll Issue 5... Page 1. col. 2 Issue 12... 4. col. 2 Senior Class Issue 1... 1. col. 4 Issue 1. col. 2 Issue 3... 4, col. 2 Issue 4... 4. col. 1 Issue 6... 1. col. 3 Issue 6... 3. col. 1 Issue 7 1. col. 3 October 11—East Lansing here. Too bad boys, you can get even with them next year. October 11—Commercial Club dance gives everyone a good time. October 17—Orange and Black. I never thought one paper could go so far. October 18—Teachers' Institute—and we thought they knew everything!!!!! October 19—Hastings there. Another victory for dear ole C. H. S. October 24—Report cards. No deaths reported but have you noticed how popular soft seats are with the poor Freshies? October 25—Howell. We still can win for Charlotte. October 29—Teachers’ party. Anybody seen a cockroach? October 31—We celebrate around the bonfire. Woooooooooooo! November 7—The teachers seemed terribly irritable. Wonder if they objected to our reading Orange and Blacks in class? November 8—Mixer. Cheer up girls, it'll soon be leap year. November 11—Eaton Rapids there. We took the cake—and the rotten eggs!! November 12—Football Banquet. My what dainty (?) appetites these boys have! November 15—Teachers’ assembly. Miss Williams!!!! November 21—Everyone very busy reading Orange and Blacks. November 28-29—Thanksgiving vacation. Has anyone found a good remedy for the stomach ache? Any suggestions will be welcomed. December 10-11—Junior play, “Mountain Mumps”. Everybody had a ‘‘swell time. December 19—Bible study class assembly. December 20—Freshies behaving very nicely with great expectations. Vacation begins with a chorus of sighs of relief. January 9—Whee! Leap year! Was Hinie's face red when someone over- heard her as she rehearsed her proposal?!?!?!? Issue 10...............v...Page 3, col. 4 Issue 10.................Page 4, col. 3 Issue 12.................Page 1, col. 3 Issue 12.................Page 3. col. 1 Charhian.................Pages 3. 6. 7 Issue 14.................Page 1. col. 2 Issue 14.................Page 1. col. 3 Issue 14.................Page 4. col. 4 Issue 1... o o Issue 4. col. 2 Issue 8... 4. col. 3 Sophomore Class Issue 1... 1. col. 4 Page 10. Student ( «Mincii Issue 3... Page 1. col. 3 Issue 4... 1. col. 3 Issue 6... 4. col. 1 Issue 7... 1. col. 4 Issue 8... 4. col. 2 Issue 9... 1. col. 1 Issue 11... 1. col. 1 Issue 14.. 2. col. 2 Travel (Tub Issue 2.. 4. col. 2 Issue 9.. col. 1 Issue 10. 1. col. 2 11.. 4. col. 1 Issue 12.. 4. col. 1 Issue 14.. 1. col. 1 January 10—New school voted on. Hatcha! Let’s celebrate. January 15—Charhian assembly. He who laughs last missed the Joke anyway. January 17—Don’t be mislead. That wasn’t a crash. “Jonesy” just has a cold in the head. January 24—Gordon Lamoreaux was on time and asked for a medal. Can you blame him for wanting one? January 31—Well, girls, tonight is the mixer. Take a chance! February 2—Ground hog day. “Doc Clever wakes un in class—frightened by teacher's shadow—goes back to sleep for six weeks more. February 5—Commercial club assembly. Wanna buy a duck? February 17—Indian show. Wahoo! Wahoo! Walioo! February 20—Journalism carnival. You certainly didn't miss that! March 18—Marshall exchange assembly here. March 24 Frank Donglas assembly. We get all the treats. April 3- Marshall exchange assembly there. Some lucky people got a day’s vacation. April 6—Vacation begins. Here’s where we catch up on a little sleep— maybe!! April 21—Parents’ Night. Bob Bush, how could you take advantage of a poor girl in front of such a crowd!?! May 7—In spring, a young man’s fancy turns—oh. golly. I forget, where does it turn? May 14—Senior assembly. Blind School of Lansing performs. June 4—Charhians come out. The doctors are realizing a good business as the cases of writers’ cramp increase. June 5—Junior-Senior prom. What a novel idea for a setting! June 7—Baccalaureate. Did you listen to the speech. Annie? June 10—Class Night. Seniors put on a splendid pageant. June 11—Commencement. Seniors walk out into life’s trespassed way. June 12—School out! Tears and sobs? No ma'm! Commercial Chili Issue 2..................Page 1. col. 1 Issue 5...................Page 1. col. | Issue 7...................Page 1. col. Issue 9...................Page 4. col. 3 Issue 12..................Page 4. col. 4 Issue 14..................Page 4. col. l Rural Student l int Issue 2...................Page 4. col. 4 Issue 3...................Page 1. col. 1 Issue 5...................Page 3. col. 4 Girl Scouts Issue 5..................Page 1. col. 4 Issue 9...................Page 4. col. l Band Issue 3..................Page 1. col. 1 Issue 4..................Page 4. col. 2 Issue 11.................Page 1, col. 4 Issue 12..................Page 1, col. 2 Boy Scouts Issue 5..................Page 3. col. 1 Issue 8..................Page 3. col. 4 ( lull Issue 2..................Page 4. col. 3 Issue 10.................Page 4, col. 2 Debate Clnh Issue 1..................Page 1. col. 2 Dramatic Club Issue 1..................Page 1. col. 1 Issue 4................. Page 1, col. 1 Issue 6..................Page 1. col. 2 Issue 7..................Page 1. col. 1 Issue 8..................Page 4. col. 1 Issue 12.................Page 1, col. 2 Issue 14.................Page 4. col. 2 Eighth Grade Issue 1.................Page 1, col. 4 Issue 12.................Page 1. col. 2 Charhian..................Page 12. Freshman Class Issue 1.................Page 1, col. 4 Issue 8.................Page 1, col. 2 Charhian..................Page 11. Future Farmers of America Issue 1.................Page 4, col. 2 Issue 5.................Page 1. col. 2 Issue 9.................Page 1. col. 2 Issue 11.................Page 4. col. 3 Issue 12.................Page 4, col. 2 Issue 14.................Page 3. col. 4 Glee Club and Orchestra Issue 1................Page 4. col. 1 Issue 4.................Page 4. col. 2 Issue 6.................Page 4. col. 4 Issue 8................Page 4, col. 2 Issue 11................Page 1. col. 4 Issue 12................Page 1. col. 1 Tssue 14.................Page 1. col. 3 PICTURE INDEX Raidle and Smith...............Issue 1 Principal Jay Dykhouse.........Issue 2 Harlo Dewey ..................Issue 2 Football .....................Issue 3 Student Council................Issue 4 Rural Student Club.............Issue 6 Hi-Y ..........................Issue 6 Dramatic Club ................Issue 7 Coach Malcolm Gobel............Issue 9 Band .........................Issue 11 Basketball ...................Issue 11 Girls’ Glee Club...............Issue 12 Boys’ Glee Club................Issue 12 Charlotte High School..........Issue 13 Travel Club ..................Issue 14 — Faye 1H —
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