- THE C H A R H I A N - JOKES - SNAPS Miss Wells in (Comp, class): “How Little Bertha was crying bitterly, would you punctuate this sentence: What's the matter, pal? asked A pretty girl, walking down the.Jean. street, turned a corner just as I sawg Boo-hoo! My now shoes hurt me! her'?” nj Well, no wonder! You've got them M. Sundeen: 1 would make a daslHon the wrong feet! after her. ' Bertha continued to weep and would ------ not bo comforted. I haven't any I)oug”: Do you know why yourY° ker she sobbed, hair has electricity?” Gerald: No. Why?” ' Clara R.: Thank you for the bal- Doug : Because It is attached toJ°°n unc e- a dry cell” Uncle: Oh. it was a very small Vgift. It ... .... 3 Clara: That is what 1 said, but II. Fisher. How are you gettinglmother said I must thank you all the along at home since your mother'sVimt, •• been away? v B. Stebblns: Oh. life is much lessI Mrs Kiplinger (reviewing the Hus- complicated. I can now put on niy$ian revohjtion . Now. who can tell socks from either end. W what the ruler of Russia used to C. Kelley: I aay. Nell, would aj claw: The Czar. kiss bo out o place •- Mrs. Kiplinger: Right! And what Nell: Well. it shouldn t be. if you%as |,js wife .-ailed?” have any sense of direction. daw: The Czarina. “ Mrs. Kiplinger: Now. 1 wonder Hub Stevens: 'Do you know the jf you know whut the Czar's children difference Iwtwcen a taxi and »‘iwere called? S cqut Chevie' : No.” Hub”: Well, then we’ll take trolley. Hildebrandt: What was the idea of sitting out there absolutely silent for five minutes?’ H Darby: That was a request number.” Mr. Duguid: Listen here, young man, are you the teacher of this class? Dave Barnhart: No. I'm not. Mr. Duguid: Then dont talk like an idiot. Lenra Dodge: I can tell you how much water goes over Niagara to the gallon. Fat Stevens: How much? Leora: Four quurts. Cop: Hey. where are you going with that rod lamp? George Allen: I found it. Some fool had left it back there where the Paul is washed out. See that truck? 'queline: Czardines. There was a young man from De Catur, Who was given a pet alligator. But through ignorance sweet Gave him nothing to eat. So later, the traitor, he ate ’er! Willie’s Mater: Willie, isn't rather extravagant to eat both butter and Jam on your bread at the same time? Willie Cox: “Oh. no. mother. It's economy. You see the same slice of breud does for both. Book Canvasser, to little boy (Roger W.) at gate of house: Is vour moth- er at home?” Roger, politely: Oh yes. sir. Canvasser, after knocking a dozen times: Did I hear you say your moth- er was at home? Roger, sweetly: “Yes. she Is. sir. c but you see I don't live here. Helen Robinson: Poppa. I saved 10c today. I ran all me way to school behind a street car.” Father: Why didn't you run be- hind a taxicab and save a dollar.” Mother: Donelda, come upstairs immediately. Donelda: “But I'm all wrapped up In my problem. Mother: Then tell him to g home.” Father: I hear you are always at the bottom of the class. Can’t you get another place?’ Francis Bust: No. sir. all the rest are taken.” Mr. Stutzman (entering room»: Order. Order! Marguerite Chevalier absent mind edlv): Egg sandwich, please. What pupil can tell me what a buttress is? asked Miss Wells. “Oh. I know. yelled Bob Smith. It’s a nanny goat. Mrs. Kiplinger: What happened in 1483? Duane Tuekey (brightly): Luther was born. Mrs. Kiplinger: “Good. Now in 1487?' Duane (still brightly): Luther was four years old. Donald Sexmith: Why don’t you like women? Vic Spaniolo: They're too bias- ed. Sexy : Biased? Vic”: Yes. whenever I go out with them, it's buy us this and buy us that until I’m broke. Jean Quantrell, (opening eyes): I had the right of way. didn’t I?’ Iceland Chnllander: Ye , but the other fellow had a truck. D. Smith: I woke up last night with a terrible sensation that my new watch was gone. The Impression was so strong that 1 got up and looked. E. Cheney: Well, was It gone? Don”: No. but it was going. Gordon Lamereaux: Mother, I dreamed I was In a boat and I fell in the sea need I wash this morning?” Jimmy Shaeffer: Look at him go. Bob Bush: You shouldn't call a truck ’him . Say her’! Jimmy: Not this time. That was a mail truck. Host: So you did get here tonight, after all? Absent-minded Professor: Yes. I meant to forget to come, but I forgot to forget it! An oyster met an oyster And they were oysters two; Two oysters met two oysters And they were oysters, too! Four oysters met a pint of milk And they were oyster stew. Mistress: You will cut and roll the lawn, weed the gravel path, pot some chrysanthemums, plant all these rose bushes, clean out the greenhouse, and see to the heating apparatus, and Laziest boy In high school: Ex- cuse me. madam, but is this a day's work or a five year plan? Thelma Patrick, visiting England, was arrested for celebrating too bois- terously. What is your trade? asked the magistrate. Shure. now. your worship, and I'm a sailor. You a seafaring woman? I ques- tion whether you were ever at sea In your life. Does your worship think I came over from Ireland in a bloomin’ wagon? Esther Zander: Harold, and how ♦lid you lose your finger? Harold Sloan: Well. I was watch- ing this buzz saw we're looking at now. and 1 put out my linger like this, and by golly, there goes another one.” The justice of the peace in a quiet town, in pursuance of his duties, had to hear and judge cases that were brought before him and also perform occasional marriage ceremonies, tho' he found it difficult to dissociate the various functions of his office. Every- thing bad gone smoothly until one day he asked a bridegroom, Andy, do you take this woman to be you wife? Andy nodded emphatically. And you. said the Justice, turning to Louise. What have you to say in your defense? Page 12
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-- THE C H A R H I A N CALENDAR INDEX ORGANIZATION INDEX Band Issue I ..................page 1. col. 4 Issue IX ................pane 4. col. 2 Issue XI .............. —page 3. col. 4 Issue XIV ...............page 3. col. 4 Issue XV ................page 1. col. 4 Boy Scouts Issue I ..................page 4. col. 3 Issue V .................page 4. col. 2 Issue VI .................page 4. col. 2 Issue VII ................page 3. col. 3 Issue VIII ...............page 4. col. 2 Issue X .................page 4. col. 3 Issue IX ............... page 4. col. 1 Issue XI ................page 4. col. 3 Issue XIII ..............page 4. col. 3 Issue XIV ................page 3. col. 1 Issue XV ................page 4. col. 1 «C Club Issue IX .................page 3. col. 1 Issue XIV' .............. page 3. col. 3 Debate Club Issue V' ...............iwige 1. col. 2 Issue V’l ...............page 1, col. 2 Issue VIII ..............page 3. col. 2 Issue IX ................page 3. col. 2| Issue X .................page 1. col. 3 Issue XI ................page 3. col. 3 Issue XIV' ..............page 1, col. 4 Issue XV ............... page 1. col. 1 Dramatic Club Issue IX ...............page 1. col. 3 Issue V ............... page 4. col. 1 Issue XIV' ..............page 4. col. 1 Issue XV’ ..............page 4. col. 3 Kiuhtli Grade Issue V’l I .............page 6. col. 3 Charhian ..................... page 10 Kre-htnan Class Issue VII ...............page 6. col. 3 Charhian ....................... page 9 Future Farmer of America Issue III ...............page 1. col. 1 Issue VI ................page 1. col. 1 Issue VII ...............page 5. col. 1 Issue XV ...............page 1. col. 4 Dice Clubs and Oretae»trn Issue I .............. page 1. col. 3 Issue III ..............page 1, col. 2 Issue IV' ..............page 4. col. 1 II I- V Issue II ................page 1. col. 4 Issue III ...............page 4. col. 2 Issue V .................page I. col. 1 Issue V’l ...............page 1. col. 3 Issue V'l ...............page 4. col. 1 Issue V’l I .............page 1. col. 1 Issue IX ................page 4. col. I Issue X .................page 4, col. 3 Issue XI .................page 1, col. 2-4 Issue XV ............. ..page 4, col. 3 SCHOOL CALENDAR September 6—School begins. A whole new Mock of freshies. September 22 The Charhian We wonder what it’s all about.....Issue I. P- September 23 Springport (here) Not such a good start...........Issue 1. p. September 29 First Orange and Black. The notorious Harvey Hanson appears. • September 30— First Student Mixer. Soft music and softer lights. Issue I. p. September 30- Mason (there). We’ll forgive the boys for every- thing .......................................................—Issue II. p. October 7 Grand I .edge (there). We did our beat • but - ......Issue II, p. October 14 Fast lousing (there). Just another football game....Issue HI. p. October 19—Report Cards. Tch! Tch! What will mama say?—Issue III. P- October 20-21 Vacation. We’re all upset about It..............Issue III, p. Octol er 22 Hustings (there). We ll just forget the score......Issue III. p. October 28 Howell (here). Our revenge at last.................Issue IV, p. October 28—Magician comes. White rabbits and everything.........Issue I. p. November 1—Senior class parly. And to think that they’re seniors! ...................................................Issue IV . p. November 1 All school election. And the donkey won..........Issue IV’. p. November 8—Lyceum. Harold Loring. Sitting-bull-boy......... Issue IV’. t . November 10 Charlotte burns Raton Rapids. What a blaze! ...Issue IV . p. November 11 Raton Rapids (here). Better luck next time..........Issue V’. p. November 16—Another lyceum. Deep Sea Diver. They sound like fairy tales............................Issue IV'. p. 4. Issue V’. p. November 22—Lyceum ( Dietrick Co.)...........................Issue V . p. December 7—Banner is discovered. Bruce, the explorer, does his stuff....................................................Issue VI. p. December 8-9—Junior play. Future stars, we think..............Issue IV. p. .. Issue V. p. Issue V'l. p. Issue V’l I. p. December 10—Travel club goes to Jackson. And they all come back ...................................................Issue V’l I. p. December 14—Charhian assembly. Clifton a congressman! ha! ha! ................................................Issue V’l I. p. December 16—Fast Lansing (there). Our first basketball game. Issue V’l I. p. December 22—Christmas Mixer. Swell Time! ....................Issue V’l. p. Issue V’l I, p. December 23—Mason (there). Score 29-20 favor of Mason.......Issue V'lII. p. January 13—Carnival. Everybody is happy.....................Issue VII, p. Issue V'l 11, p. January 19—Charhian feed. Girls gave the feed, the boys gave speeches.................................................Issue IV’. p. January 20— Raton Rapids (there). The score? We’ll let that pass.....................................................Issue IX. p. January 24—Grand Ledge (here). Anyway, the second team won..................................................... Issue IX. p. January 27—Hastings (there). Just an off night for us.........Issue X. p. February 3—Raton Rapids assembly (there).....................Issue IX. p. Issue X. p. February 3—Howell (there). Hurray! We won.....................Issue X. p. February 14 Mason (here). Close, but we won..................Issue XI. p. February 24 Hastings (here). And again the victory Is ours....Issue XII. p. February 27- Radio tubes disappear. Well! Well! March 3—Howell (here). Just another game for us.............Issue VII. p. March 21-32—Operetta, chats the whatter with Merry?........Issue V’lII. p. Issue XI. p. Issue XII. p. Issue XIII. p. March 23—Lyceum. Pamahasikas i et8. They're the cutest things...................................................Issue XII. p. April 6—Lyceum. George Rlias. He’s surely traveled..........Issue XIII. p. Issue XIV’. p. April 13—Oratorical contest.................................Issue XIV. p. Issue XV'. p. April 18—Potterville (here). Baseball’s here....................Issue XV', p. April 20—Potterville (there). A good start.......................Issue XV’. p. May 9—Parent’s night. Dear old golden school days........... Issue XIV’. p. Issue XV. p. Issue XVI. p. May 10—Cold water (there). VV’atch out boys! ...............Issue XV’I. p. May 12—Flection. Three cheers for Forell and Cooper! ........Issue XIV’. p. Issue XV'I. p. May 13 Track Meet. Pretty fast boys, we’d say............... Issue XV’I. p. May 24 -Skip Day. Were the teacher’s ever fooled? ...........Issue XV'I. p. May 26 Last Student Mixer. Lingering memories are all that remain ............................. ...................Issue XV’I. p. June 1 Honor Banquet ............................................Issue XVI. p. June 8- Junior-Senior Prom .....................................Issue XV’I, p. June 9- Charhian’s are here! Surprises and more surprises....Issue XV’I. p. June 9 Honor Plaque Students did you guess?................Charhian. p. June 11—Baccalaureate ............................................Charhian, p. June 14—Class night ..........................................Charhian. p. June 16 Commencement. Good bye. dear seniors....................Issue XI. p. Charhian. p. I June 16—Last day of school. Good bye. dear school house. — Pngr I) — ORGANIZATION INDEX i 3 Junior Class Issue V’l 11 .............page 1. col. 4 Charhian ........................ page 7 Quill and Scroll 3 Issue III ...............page 1. col. 2 3 Issue IV ................page 4. col. 3 4 Issue V .................page 1. col. 1 1 Issue X ..................page I. col. 4 3 Issue XI .................page 4, col. 1 3 4 Senior ( lass Issue I ..................page 1, col. 4 Issue II .................page 1. col. 2 j Issue III ................page 1. col. 1 1 Issue IV’ ...............page 4. col. 1 3 Issue XIII ...............page I. col. 4 Issue XV' ................page 1. col. 4 J Charhian ...............pages 3. 4. 5. 6 Senior Girl Reserves j Issue II ................pago 1. col. 1 1 Issue V’l ...............page 1. col. 2 1 Issue V’l ...............page 4. col. 1 j Issue V’ll ..............page 1. col. 1 Issue IX .................page 1. col. 2 1 Issue X .................page 4. col. 2 5 Issue XIII ...............page 1. col. 4 O ’ Issue XIV' ................page 1. col. 1 •j lo»ue XV’ ................page 4. col. 3 j 1 !sue XVI ...............page 4. col. 4 i! Sophomore Class Issue I ...............page 1, col. 4 3 Charhian ................... page 8 Sports Rolens 1 Charhian ..................... page 11 1 Student Council 3 Issue I page 3. col. 4 Issue II 1. col. 3 3 Issue VI 1. col. 4 1 Issue XII page 1. col. 1 Travel ( lub 1 1 4 1 4 3 1 1 1 1 3 1 1 3 1 1 1 1 1 2 3 3 1 3 Issue IV’ ................page 4. col. 3 Issue V’l ................page 3. col. 3 Issue V’l I ..............page 1. col. 2 Issue V’l 11 .............page 3. col. 2 Issue X .................|»age 1. col. 1 Issue XV’I ...............page 1. col. 4 PICTURE INDEX Issue XV’ Issue XV’ Busketball Team Issue XI Issue V' Hl-Y Honor Students page 2. Charhian Issue VIII Junior Play Cast ()j erettn Cast Issue V'l Student Council Track Team Travel Club Issue XV’I
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