Charlestown High School - Pirates Yearbook (Charlestown, IN)

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so short men can kiss their tall wives. hoeS. tolglavserle - Newest addition to the Eberle Brothers, 112:2 Francke - 1971 Police still on her trail after being head conspirator of a pajama raid on the boys' dorm at Chicago in 1961. Betty Gibson - Going in Girl. 311 n Grote - M y. Boy! Dig that name! Caretaker of the city park. Defeated Gorgeous George for the 1972 to her second childhood as a Gibson Recently married into the Monroe family Charles Hardin - John Hattlage - . . World's Wrestling Championship, Barbara Hollowell - Featured in Barynam and Bailey Circus as the fat lady for filling her hollow-well. Martha Jackson - Has been voted The World's Quietest Lady. Barbara James - Ran fast enough to catch a fast track star. Juanita King - Has recently been voted The World's Tallest Lady. Claudine Kittrell - Was fired from Traylor Brothers be- cause her fingernails were a hindrance to her typing, Charles Ledbetter - Jolly Chuckles has taken over Dick Clark's spot on the Top Ten Tunes Show. James beep - Now owns corporation of wooden soled tennis shoes to prevent bouncing. David Lyons - Thought he was mean until he ran into a shemale who tamed him. Paula Maymon - Finally caught her man in May. Jerry McVicker - Head statistician at Hibernia Tech. Judy Montgomery - Was editor of her own newspaper, but went bankrupt spending all of her money on ink. Kaye Moore - Will upon the death of Liberace inherit his smile and candelabra. Carol Mudd - Perfected a pill to clear water. Mitchell Newland - Working on a rocket ship to take him to that New Land. David Pierce - State Policeman has just captured the world's least wanted criminal and received recognition. Jane Ratliff - First lady driver to enter the 500 mile race in 1964. Will she win? Draw your own conclusion. Rita Schafer - Got tired of the life of a homemaker and became a bookie. James Seals - Owns Seal's Seamless Ceiling Service. Donald Smith - Has recently been appointed chief execu- tive of fertilizer spreaders at the Louisville Stockyards. IaCkie Stricker - 1970 Didn't come up to North Central Standards of Strictness so received her walking papers. J'P'Well Thomas - Now writes the sketches for Woody Wood- DeCker. since she knows how it feels to be red in the head, Fmddie Tungate - Reported in fair condition after an emergency operation to remove his tongue from a saXophone. Ronnie Tucker - Has an ad in the Charlestown Courier WhiCh reads: If anybody has found a pair of slightly Fwd Cigarette stained false teeth, by all means send em to me. Gary Wiggins - Admiral who has been the head of the Coast Guard Academy, has recently retired. Beverly Whitaker - Now making millions selling her tonic Whitaker's Whisker Whipper Away. Dave Morrow - Got lost in his cloud chamber way back in 1961 and hasn't found himself yet. Clayton Martin - Famous labor leader that got the Brother- hood of the Teamsters back in the A. F. of L. -C. I. 0. Carmen Abbott - 1972 has just replaced Mary Martin in Peter Pan. Antoinette Adams - Finally discovered what H O is. Tommy Allen - Reporter trying to find the formula for a shrinking pill so he can kiss his wife without bending double. Leon Armstrong - Given the award for the man with the strongest legs. Janet Baird - New owner of the Bare Necessity Bathing Suit Corporation. Larry Belcher - New president of A. A. tAbbott Associationy Charles Bettler - Assigned to chief water boy for I. U. '5 football squad. Mary Bourne - Will have the grand opening of Mary's School for Brats. Roger Brading - President of Brading Braidable Bracelets for Brunch. Walter Breidenbach - Now serving a life sentence for kill- ing someone for calling him Dennis. Judith Brown - Liked her name so much she married that famous firebug Charlie Brown. Frank Bush - Lately lost his title as World's Greatest Pool Player to Terry Hover. Barbara Carter - Is now a model in John Long's Men's Shop. Janet Cheesman - Produced a new cheese entitled Chees- man's Chesty Chisserrettes. Herman Collier - Now a western star in a TV series. Roger Combs - Resolved to live a life of merriment as a bachelor after many unsuccessful ventures. Sandra Conard - Hooked her Future Homemaker's pin for a pair of contacts. Judy Cummins - Was just elected president of T. C. A. tTalkers' Club of America. George Doyle - Was top contender in a race with the world's slowest turtle . . . regret to say . . . he lost. Mike Duty - American to succeed in landing on the moon. Melvin Ferguson - Only man to dive from the fifth prong of the Statue of Liberty's crown! Was it successful? There is now a hole from New York Harbor to Hong Kong, China. Barbara Fultz - Replaced Annette Full-a-jellow as a Mouseketeer. James and Raymond Givan - Have been taken, as P. T. Barnum once said, There's a sucker born every min- ute. Pat Hammonds - Stars in a duet with Sophie Tucker sing- ing Ain't No Man Gonna Make a Fool Out of Mel Larry Hardin - Became a successful garage mechanic after starting from SCRATCH. Betty Hedges - Opened'a beauty parlor and is now trim- ming heads'es. Catherine Hobson - Most likely to be the best secretary. Terry Hover - Poor soul is still trying to get his sheepskin 3l

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did. 1, Barbara James, do hereby will my History book to Betty Barton and Rita McKee providing they use it as much as I have. I, Wayman Jenkins, being of unsound mind and body will my ability to get along with Mr. Gettlefinger to Paul Mackey. I, Martha Jackson. will my laziness to anyone who may be suffering from over-ambition. I, Tony Kocketsperger, do hereby will to all the egg- heads my famous last words, The Yoke is on you. 1, James Leep. being of sound and intelligent mind tques- tionablel do hereby will and bequeath to all future Seniors of Charlestown High School, a life time supply of good cheer and happiness that I shared with the pre- sent graduating class of '61. I, David Lyons, being of little mind and body, will my only real possession, my paper route. to my brother, Joe, provided he will wake my beloved teacher, Mr. Risinger, every morning at 4:00 a. m. by hitting his storm door with the paper with all his might. I, Carolyn Lynn, will my knowledge of math to the Jun- iors, providing that they do better than I did. I. Clayton Martin, do hereby will my knowledge of as to what makes a car start to Jimmy Leep. He doesn't. I, Carol Mudd. will nothing to anyone who may want it. I, Jim Morgan, being of unsound body and hallow mind, do hereby will my ability to bribe the teachers with a refreshing beverage, to any Junior who may need the help. I, Steve Montgomery, being of sound mind will nothing to nobody. I, Velice Melton, will my Economics workbook to anyone who knows the reasons for the answers. I, Paula Maymon, will my ability to get along with Fred- die to Janet Halloway, providing she does a better job than I did. I, Bob Napier, will my hair to Mr. Myers, and my drivers license to Mr. Barnes. SENIOR CLASS PROPHECIES Darwin Abbott - Won the Skinniest Man award for 1972. Carroll Adams - Saves old papers and makes confetti. Arthur Amburgey - Recently wrote The Return of Tom Sawyer. Richard Bailey - Moved to Chicago and took over the Al Capone gang. His motto: If you want crime, call us. Donald Barton - Couldn't run fast enough to outrun a cute little brunette. Robert Beller - Voted Father of the Year with 13 kids; his press statement: Which way to the French Foreign Legion? Linda Birkla - Lost her part as Juliet on the Chicago Break- fast Show, because she passed out in a love scene with Tungate. Karen Bowyer - Now co-owner of the Sing Song Corpora- tion of atomizers for bottom-notch singers. 30 I, Mitchell Newland, will my ability to skate to my . Jane, provided she works as hard and doesn't flunk test. I, Marilyn Phillips, will to my brother, Ronald, my .3 ral knac for yak in hopes that he will make sure, . did, that there's never a quiet moment in the cla . room. I, Jane Ratliff, will my Teen Magazines to June Me I. ald, since she has them anyway. Sandie Shields, being of sound mind and body will ability to be absent from school and have my husb write my excuses to Wanda Gafnea. ' I. Donald Smith, being of sound mind, do hereby by . 255' H n Cl process of law, will my three moonshine stills, lo Bi in the hills of Bullcreek, to those two snoopy Interr M Revenue agents. I. Rita Schafer, will my seat in Government class to . B: one who thinks he can sit there without freezing. It I, Dolores Schindler, being of sound mind, will my 3 away-car to the Juniors provided they use it while C ing bank funds for the Senior Banquet and Prom. I. Ruben Sanders, being of sound mind, will my mone C making schemes to the Juniors, so they will be abl finance their Senior trip to the city park next year. 13 1, Linda Taylor, will my techniques for catching a m to Carol Armstrong providing she uses them on no 0 D but Tony. I, Ronnie Tobias, being as stable minded as I can, do p hereby will my driving techniques to any underclass I: who thinks they can match my driving feats. II I, Gary Wiggans, do hereby will my ability to drive tc school each and every day until election day in a w R vertible tminus the tow to any brave soul who likes pneumonia. C I, Judy Brown, will my ability to make bright red plai corduroy vests to Mr. Francke. because he liked Ro nie's so well. I, Chuck Ledbetter, will the whole Charlestown School System to any Junior that would like to have it. Dennis Breidenbach - Killed a person for asking him if Walter was his brother. Judith Bridges - Doctors still trying to untangle her fin after someone put glue on her baton. Melvin Burns - Great chemist has invented chemical to make fire smolder. Anna Carlton - Sells extra links to people who have hol- in their chins. Patsy Cassetty - Smash hit in Return of Skip-a-long C setty. Albert Combs - Will have perfected the art of water ski without skis. Phyllis Carlton - Now one of the world's finest quilt m . Donald Dockter - World famous comedian due to his ab 1i ty to keep people in stitches. Phillip Duncan - Has just been granted a patent for elev

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from CBS. Wayman Jenkins - Reporter to have invented a new fuel injector gimmick called the automizer. Jeanette Gafnea Hoyle - Will some day claim it isn't worth it. What isn't worth it? Of Course! Blonde hair. Doris Knies - Invented the first jet-propelled roller skates. Tony Kochersperger - Had trouble spelling his name, so changed it to Zacharias . . . Kochersperger. Carolyn Lynn - 1999: Sold her Nash to an antique dealer who advertised it as only being used by a little old lady schoolteacher. Billy Masingo - Swallowed his false teeth while trying to catch a grounder in the World Series. David McIntyre - Was taken to the emergency ward at Clark County Hospital. Reason: he severed a blood vessel while shaving his legs. Velice Melton - Putting Samsonite Luggage out of business with Velice's Velises. Steve Montgomery - Long lost heir to Montgomery-Ward Catalog Co. Jimmy Morgan - Awarded the Bum of the Year in 1968. Bobby Napier - Finally painted his car in 1975. The paint ate right through. Marilyn Phillips - Because of her fast talking ability, was one of the finalists of the Woinen's Chatter Champ ship. Edwin Pool - In the midst of his hot campaign for C1 Catcher . . . he got bit. Reuben Sanders - New owner of the Hawaiian Resort e. titled: Sander's Sandy Cinder Beach. Delores Schindler - Moved to Hawaii where someone would appreciate her music. Sandra Shields - Will be champion car hop in three ye Gary Spencer - Broke the world's record for the quart . mile on a tractor. Linda Taylor - First female jockey to win the Kentuc Derby. Ronald Tobias - Because of his ability to dance, has 7 placed Arthur Murray. Charles Standifer - Whipped the Marines because they tried to cut off his curls when they drafted him. i Roger Wampler - Specialists restricted him to a wheel after receiving award for world's oldest pro basketb player. Mickey Willey - Shaved her head for scientific resear bald headed people. i Billy Young - Invented a holeless bowling ball for peo with sticky fingers. HILLBILLY. WEDDIN? CAST Paw Belsnickle - BOBBY HELLER Maw Belsnickle - PHILLIS COOPER He should uv been mindin his P's and Q's Ceelie Belsnickle - JUDY CUMMINS Junney Lou Belsnickle - JANET CHEESEMAN Bonnie Mae Belsnickle - JUDY BROWN Four Belsnickle - JEWELL THOMAS Five Belsnickle - KAY MOORE Six Belsnickle - JUDY MONTGOMERY Obeey Upslaghet - GARY WIGGINS Chiz Upslagher - BUDDY BETLER Aunt Lucy Maxwell - LINDA BIRKLA We 're ready, Reverend Ronald Maxwell - RONNIE TOBIAS I hope you like it! I l LOIS EBERLE RAYMOND GIVAN Cousins - EDWARD GIVAN TONY KOKHERSPERGER DAVID LYONS Reverend - FRED TUNGATE Director - JACK RISINGER