Charlestown High School - Pirates Yearbook (Charlestown, IN)

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did. 1, Barbara James, do hereby will my History book to Betty Barton and Rita McKee providing they use it as much as I have. I, Wayman Jenkins, being of unsound mind and body will my ability to get along with Mr. Gettlefinger to Paul Mackey. I, Martha Jackson. will my laziness to anyone who may be suffering from over-ambition. I, Tony Kocketsperger, do hereby will to all the egg- heads my famous last words, The Yoke is on you. 1, James Leep. being of sound and intelligent mind tques- tionablel do hereby will and bequeath to all future Seniors of Charlestown High School, a life time supply of good cheer and happiness that I shared with the pre- sent graduating class of '61. I, David Lyons, being of little mind and body, will my only real possession, my paper route. to my brother, Joe, provided he will wake my beloved teacher, Mr. Risinger, every morning at 4:00 a. m. by hitting his storm door with the paper with all his might. I, Carolyn Lynn, will my knowledge of math to the Jun- iors, providing that they do better than I did. I. Clayton Martin, do hereby will my knowledge of as to what makes a car start to Jimmy Leep. He doesn't. I, Carol Mudd. will nothing to anyone who may want it. I, Jim Morgan, being of unsound body and hallow mind, do hereby will my ability to bribe the teachers with a refreshing beverage, to any Junior who may need the help. I, Steve Montgomery, being of sound mind will nothing to nobody. I, Velice Melton, will my Economics workbook to anyone who knows the reasons for the answers. I, Paula Maymon, will my ability to get along with Fred- die to Janet Halloway, providing she does a better job than I did. I, Bob Napier, will my hair to Mr. Myers, and my drivers license to Mr. Barnes. SENIOR CLASS PROPHECIES Darwin Abbott - Won the Skinniest Man award for 1972. Carroll Adams - Saves old papers and makes confetti. Arthur Amburgey - Recently wrote The Return of Tom Sawyer. Richard Bailey - Moved to Chicago and took over the Al Capone gang. His motto: If you want crime, call us. Donald Barton - Couldn't run fast enough to outrun a cute little brunette. Robert Beller - Voted Father of the Year with 13 kids; his press statement: Which way to the French Foreign Legion? Linda Birkla - Lost her part as Juliet on the Chicago Break- fast Show, because she passed out in a love scene with Tungate. Karen Bowyer - Now co-owner of the Sing Song Corpora- tion of atomizers for bottom-notch singers. 30 I, Mitchell Newland, will my ability to skate to my . Jane, provided she works as hard and doesn't flunk test. I, Marilyn Phillips, will to my brother, Ronald, my .3 ral knac for yak in hopes that he will make sure, . did, that there's never a quiet moment in the cla . room. I, Jane Ratliff, will my Teen Magazines to June Me I. ald, since she has them anyway. Sandie Shields, being of sound mind and body will ability to be absent from school and have my husb write my excuses to Wanda Gafnea. ' I. Donald Smith, being of sound mind, do hereby by . 255' H n Cl process of law, will my three moonshine stills, lo Bi in the hills of Bullcreek, to those two snoopy Interr M Revenue agents. I. Rita Schafer, will my seat in Government class to . B: one who thinks he can sit there without freezing. It I, Dolores Schindler, being of sound mind, will my 3 away-car to the Juniors provided they use it while C ing bank funds for the Senior Banquet and Prom. I. Ruben Sanders, being of sound mind, will my mone C making schemes to the Juniors, so they will be abl finance their Senior trip to the city park next year. 13 1, Linda Taylor, will my techniques for catching a m to Carol Armstrong providing she uses them on no 0 D but Tony. I, Ronnie Tobias, being as stable minded as I can, do p hereby will my driving techniques to any underclass I: who thinks they can match my driving feats. II I, Gary Wiggans, do hereby will my ability to drive tc school each and every day until election day in a w R vertible tminus the tow to any brave soul who likes pneumonia. C I, Judy Brown, will my ability to make bright red plai corduroy vests to Mr. Francke. because he liked Ro nie's so well. I, Chuck Ledbetter, will the whole Charlestown School System to any Junior that would like to have it. Dennis Breidenbach - Killed a person for asking him if Walter was his brother. Judith Bridges - Doctors still trying to untangle her fin after someone put glue on her baton. Melvin Burns - Great chemist has invented chemical to make fire smolder. Anna Carlton - Sells extra links to people who have hol- in their chins. Patsy Cassetty - Smash hit in Return of Skip-a-long C setty. Albert Combs - Will have perfected the art of water ski without skis. Phyllis Carlton - Now one of the world's finest quilt m . Donald Dockter - World famous comedian due to his ab 1i ty to keep people in stitches. Phillip Duncan - Has just been granted a patent for elev

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SENIOR CLASS WILLS y Allen. will my ability to burn more food from omm . 1' T n the cafeteria than anyone else to different people i Mike Hall. 1, Arthur Amburgey, Trester to Ronnie Thomas. 1, Darwin Abbott, will my will to someone Who Wants to will something but doesn't have a will. Leon Armstrong. will my ability to draw to Mrs. Bowen. Larry Belcher, do hereby will my ability to dunk the ball to Tom Zorro Whitaker, The Bone. Roger Brading, being of sound mind do hereby will my government book to Charles Jones provided he uses it will my ability to get along with Mr. more than I did. Janet Baird. being of sound mind, do hereby leave my various and many nicknames to Kay Hardy and Jill Ben- son. since they haven't any. Walter Breidenbach, being of sound psyco, do hereby will my ability to argue with Mr. Risinger about my grades and still be friends to the Juniors. Dickie Baily, will my ability to get along with anybody to anyone who'thinks he can do better than I did. Karen Bowyer, will all of my knowledge of Chemistry to Mr. Gettlefinger, since he needs it worse than I do. Linda Birkla, will my driving ability to anyone who can have it and still stay alive. Melvin Burns, do hereby will my ability to keep an 6X tra. pencil to any Senior year 1961-62. Judith Bridges, being of sound mind and body will my ability to argue with Mr. Schoen to whoever might need it. Frank Bush, being of unsound mind and body, do hereby will everything I have to anybody that wants to have nothing. Buddy Bettler, being rich and Treasurer of the Senior Class. Future Teachers Association, and the National Honor Society. will to any student the rare ability of earning a living while attending Charlestown High School. 1, Mary Bourne, would like to will my typing eraser to Judy tChambersi Hardin, but there wasn't much left of it when I got through with it. L Roger Combs, will my hand-me-down name of Little Bear to anyone who thinks they can bear it. L Barbara Carter, will my most cherished possessions, my Government and Economic books, to the nearest trash can. 1' Pm? Cassetty, one of the unfortunate eighteen, do hereby will my ability to remain in the cafeteria with the Other seventeen unfortunates, while the other half .Sgtze class'is. in the room in session to my brother and . prov1dmg Mr. Risinger is still teaching. L Janet Cheesman . will m abilit to make a U turn on JCffersonville T y y sh umpike to Marlene Bruce, providing e does it with the car running like I did. I. H ' berman Collier, will to Jimmy Morrow my ability to 00k.dates ahead of time. I, Anna Marie Carlton, being of sound mind, hereby will my ability to lose weight to anyone who thinks they can do better. I. Phyllis Cooper, do hereby will my ability to become a Senior to my sister, Patty, provided she has as much fun as I did. I, Phyllis Ann Carlton, being of sound mind and body will my ability to pass Government without having a book to Pat Allen; Take this Pat because next year you will have to carry your own books. We, Wally and Albert Combs, will our talents and nick- names to Tom The Bone Rip. Zip, Zeke, Zero. Zor- ro, and finally Whitaker, so that he may forge ahead of the other contestants in the race for nickname king. Judy Cummins, will my fleas to anyone that will take them and promise not to scratch any harder than I did. Donald Doctor, will my skill of basketball to Paul Blevins. Lois Eberle, being of sound mind, do hereby will and bequeath a locker full of pencils to Jimmy Morrow, to who they really belong in the first place. Karen Francke, being of unsound mind, do hereby will and bequeath to my sister, brother, and parents, the quietness of home and school when I am gone. Barbara Fultz, do hereby will Elana Doyle the ability to get her license when she is 18, providing she is silly enough to wait that long. Marilyn Grote, being of sound mind and body, do here- by will Barbara Carter to anyone who thinks they can put up with this Blonde headed nut. Juanita King, in sound mind and body, will my ability to dodge a dog and hit a telephone pole to Julie Hester providing she breaks her nose like I did. Raymond Givan, will to Ernie Doyle all of my shop abilities. Betty Gibson. do hereby will my ability to forge Mr. Francke's signature to anyone but Mr. Trester. Terry Hover, being of unsound mind and body to match, do hereby will my excellent memory to---uh---what's ---his name? Doris Ann Kneis, being of unsound body and mind, will my Government book to Jennie Deel provided she uses it as much as I did. Betty Hedges, will my ability to talk in class during chorus to Judy Maymon, providing she doesn't get caught like I did. Catherine Hobson, will my height to Carole Rothbauer. Pat Hammonds, in a poor state of mind, will my ability to stay out Tate during the week and come to school the next day to anyone who thinks they can stand it, be- cause I sure couldn't. Barbara Hollowell, do hereby will one inch of my hips to Phyllis Goins, providing she can concol them as well as I have. Larry Hardin, hereby will my coveralls to the auto shop class provided they don't get them any dirtier than I 29

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so short men can kiss their tall wives. hoeS. tolglavserle - Newest addition to the Eberle Brothers, 112:2 Francke - 1971 Police still on her trail after being head conspirator of a pajama raid on the boys' dorm at Chicago in 1961. Betty Gibson - Going in Girl. 311 n Grote - M y. Boy! Dig that name! Caretaker of the city park. Defeated Gorgeous George for the 1972 to her second childhood as a Gibson Recently married into the Monroe family Charles Hardin - John Hattlage - . . World's Wrestling Championship, Barbara Hollowell - Featured in Barynam and Bailey Circus as the fat lady for filling her hollow-well. Martha Jackson - Has been voted The World's Quietest Lady. Barbara James - Ran fast enough to catch a fast track star. Juanita King - Has recently been voted The World's Tallest Lady. Claudine Kittrell - Was fired from Traylor Brothers be- cause her fingernails were a hindrance to her typing, Charles Ledbetter - Jolly Chuckles has taken over Dick Clark's spot on the Top Ten Tunes Show. James beep - Now owns corporation of wooden soled tennis shoes to prevent bouncing. David Lyons - Thought he was mean until he ran into a shemale who tamed him. Paula Maymon - Finally caught her man in May. Jerry McVicker - Head statistician at Hibernia Tech. Judy Montgomery - Was editor of her own newspaper, but went bankrupt spending all of her money on ink. Kaye Moore - Will upon the death of Liberace inherit his smile and candelabra. Carol Mudd - Perfected a pill to clear water. Mitchell Newland - Working on a rocket ship to take him to that New Land. David Pierce - State Policeman has just captured the world's least wanted criminal and received recognition. Jane Ratliff - First lady driver to enter the 500 mile race in 1964. Will she win? Draw your own conclusion. Rita Schafer - Got tired of the life of a homemaker and became a bookie. James Seals - Owns Seal's Seamless Ceiling Service. Donald Smith - Has recently been appointed chief execu- tive of fertilizer spreaders at the Louisville Stockyards. IaCkie Stricker - 1970 Didn't come up to North Central Standards of Strictness so received her walking papers. J'P'Well Thomas - Now writes the sketches for Woody Wood- DeCker. since she knows how it feels to be red in the head, Fmddie Tungate - Reported in fair condition after an emergency operation to remove his tongue from a saXophone. Ronnie Tucker - Has an ad in the Charlestown Courier WhiCh reads: If anybody has found a pair of slightly Fwd Cigarette stained false teeth, by all means send em to me. Gary Wiggins - Admiral who has been the head of the Coast Guard Academy, has recently retired. Beverly Whitaker - Now making millions selling her tonic Whitaker's Whisker Whipper Away. Dave Morrow - Got lost in his cloud chamber way back in 1961 and hasn't found himself yet. Clayton Martin - Famous labor leader that got the Brother- hood of the Teamsters back in the A. F. of L. -C. I. 0. Carmen Abbott - 1972 has just replaced Mary Martin in Peter Pan. Antoinette Adams - Finally discovered what H O is. Tommy Allen - Reporter trying to find the formula for a shrinking pill so he can kiss his wife without bending double. Leon Armstrong - Given the award for the man with the strongest legs. Janet Baird - New owner of the Bare Necessity Bathing Suit Corporation. Larry Belcher - New president of A. A. tAbbott Associationy Charles Bettler - Assigned to chief water boy for I. U. '5 football squad. Mary Bourne - Will have the grand opening of Mary's School for Brats. Roger Brading - President of Brading Braidable Bracelets for Brunch. Walter Breidenbach - Now serving a life sentence for kill- ing someone for calling him Dennis. Judith Brown - Liked her name so much she married that famous firebug Charlie Brown. Frank Bush - Lately lost his title as World's Greatest Pool Player to Terry Hover. Barbara Carter - Is now a model in John Long's Men's Shop. Janet Cheesman - Produced a new cheese entitled Chees- man's Chesty Chisserrettes. Herman Collier - Now a western star in a TV series. Roger Combs - Resolved to live a life of merriment as a bachelor after many unsuccessful ventures. Sandra Conard - Hooked her Future Homemaker's pin for a pair of contacts. Judy Cummins - Was just elected president of T. C. A. tTalkers' Club of America. George Doyle - Was top contender in a race with the world's slowest turtle . . . regret to say . . . he lost. Mike Duty - American to succeed in landing on the moon. Melvin Ferguson - Only man to dive from the fifth prong of the Statue of Liberty's crown! Was it successful? There is now a hole from New York Harbor to Hong Kong, China. Barbara Fultz - Replaced Annette Full-a-jellow as a Mouseketeer. James and Raymond Givan - Have been taken, as P. T. Barnum once said, There's a sucker born every min- ute. Pat Hammonds - Stars in a duet with Sophie Tucker sing- ing Ain't No Man Gonna Make a Fool Out of Mel Larry Hardin - Became a successful garage mechanic after starting from SCRATCH. Betty Hedges - Opened'a beauty parlor and is now trim- ming heads'es. Catherine Hobson - Most likely to be the best secretary. Terry Hover - Poor soul is still trying to get his sheepskin 3l