Charles W Baker High School - Lyre Yearbook (Baldwinsville, NY)

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 Father: How is it, young man, that I find How is it. I ask you? Art Fellows: Oh. it’s great, it’s great! you kissing my daughter? Edith: So you won the pentathlon? Van: I did. Edith: How far did you throw it? Mildred K.: Was the editor carried away by your contributions? Genevieve: No, they buried him on the spot. Why are you going to sell your Phord? Because I haven’t much money. Go on, that's why they buy them! A POPULAR HISTORY EXAM. 1. When was the War of 1812? 2. Who wrote McCaulay's History of England? 3. What two countries took part in the Spanisb-Americen War? 4. In what season of the year did Washington spend the winter at Valley Forge? 5. Give a short description of the Swiss Navy. 6. In round numbers, what was the duration of the Hundred Years War? The speeding motorist had just run down an unfortunate pedestrian. Hey! he yelled to his victim, While you are under there, look at my new four-wheel brakes. They didn't work. What became cf that portable garage of yours? I tied the dog tc it the ocher day and a cat came by. College Student (to dad): Please write often If only by check. Helen, did that man smoke in the parlor last night? I found burnt matches there. Oh. no; papa, he just li: one or two to see what time i: was. Spiffkins. a poetically young man with soulful eyes, was walking with his matter-of-fact brother by the brookside. • How the stream tosses in its slumber! he said. Yes. answered his brother, and you would too, if your bed was full of stones. Miss Pike: How would you classify a telephone girl? Is her s a business or a profesisen? Harry Voorhees: Neither. It s a call.ng. Dentist: What kind of filling do you wan: in your tooth, son? Small Boy: Chocolate, doctor. James C.: Dad. you remember jcu promised me five dollars f I passed that history test. Dad: Yes. . , . James Weil, von aren't going to have that expense. F. D. MILLS. The world would go round and round anyway. but .t takes jokes like these to make i: dizzy. 16

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