Charles W Baker High School - Lyre Yearbook (Baldwinsville, NY)

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M. A. Costello Hats and Millinery Novelties Spirella Corsitiere 12 Oswego Street C. H. Ward Son Staple and Fancy Groceries DECKER NORTHROP Men’s Furnishings Clothing Shoes SCHENCKS FOR HARDWARE Phone 99 We Have It

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JOKES “You know,” said the lady whose motor car had run down a man, “you must have been walking very carelessly. I am a very careful driver. I have been driving a car for seven years.”—“Lady, you’ve got nothing on me. I’ve been walking for fifty-four years.” Two miners went on a fishing expedition. But they were novices at the game. “Hoo are ye gettin’ on, Jock?” asked one. “Och, simply rotten!” was the reply. “I don’t believe my bloomin’ worm’s trying.” Teacher (seizing pupil)—“I believe Satan has a hold on you.” Pupil—“I believe so, too.” In Chemistry Little drops of acid, Little pieces of zinc, Put into a test tube Raise an awful—odor. In Asylum Inmate—“Say, have you got a piece of toast with you?” Visitor—“No, why?” Inmate—“Well, you see, I’m a poached egg and I want to sit down.” Miller—“Do you notice any change in me?” Stewart—“No, why?” Miller—“I just swallowed a dime.” Miss Wells (In French quiz)—“You will answer all parts of this ques- tion in French.” Meays—“Miss Wells, do you want us to translate them into English afterwards so that you will know what we are talking about?” Student (hunting a job for the summer)—“Have you an opening for me, sir?” Busy Man—“Yes, please close it behind you as you go out.” Miss Wormuth—“What reign of ancient times had the most influence on history?” Asselstine—“The one about Noah’s time.” I. Wolford (on D. L. W.)—“Is this a fast train?” Conductor—“Of course it is.” I. Wolford—“I thought so. Would you mind my getting out to see what it is fast to?” Reeves—“What part do I take in the play?” Miss Pike—“You are to be the heroine’s father.” Reeves—“What does he do?” Miss Pike—“He dies ten years before the curtain rises.” M. Sears—“Why is Earl Green’s hair just like heaven?” A. Klotz—“I don’t know. Why?” M. Sears—“Because there is no parting there.” Sears—“Have you forgotten you owe me five dollars?” Hofmann—“No, not yet; give me time and I will.” 20

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A WILD WOMAN —is occasionally supposed to be seen in some of the big shows BUT your lady friend will go wild over your old suit if it is cleaned and pressed at Schwartz's. Hr has the machinery to do it with and guaran- tees all clothes that are cleaned and pressed in this special sanitary way to Retain the Creases much longer when this Up to-Date method is used. JACOB SCHWARTZ AMILY OOTWEAR OR STYLE SERVICE and COMFORT Joe Glass Phone 337-M 30 Oswego Street PIERCE PROUTY Millinery Heatrn Block C. J. DALLEY Vienna Bakery 10 Oswego Street Home of Dailey’s Cream Bread Baker Bros., Jr H. Howard Co. Bicycle Dealers Repairing Promptly Done Goodrich and Sterling Auto Tires Jewelry Books Wall Paper