Charles Francis Adams High School - Bantam Yearbook (Clarkston, WA)

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.... ,,,,,,,,,f'- nf: ,.. I .aw '4'- v I, , A I -f Elsie Hill and Stanley Thomas have gone to the North to sell frigidaires to the Eskimos. Garland Love is the greatest screen lover living. and he doesn't have to change his name either. His leading lady is Ella Coon. lsn't their love scene too thrilling for words? . Neal Clark and Raymond johnson are rivals for the championship in the game of tiddle-de-winks. They just adore the game. Dell Heter is a model for jackie Wright, the cartoonist. Audrey Billow is an English teacher for the dumb. Her ability to talk with her hands fand eyesj is marvelous. Rosemarie Foster is being hired as an advertisement for f'Reducc-oids now. She makes good money, too. Lester Damron is an old clothes man. Some of his steady cusiomers are Mary Crozier and Ervel Swank. Ermal Steiner is writing a book about the class of '3l. She is almost frantic for fear the board of censors will cut it all out. The class was a terror. Elma Harbin is president of the school board of Clarkston High School, and can you imagine? George Farr is teaching home economics there, too. Glenn Adsley has become Rockefeller backwards. Instead of giving dimes away he has been trying to get them. He has been trailing Sam Ruberg around for a month now, but no luck. Tom Seay is hired to grind knives for Wesley Scott, who is a famous knife and sword swallower. Hazel Reeves has invented a vehicle small enough to slip in one's pocket. It unfolds for use. Here she is demonstrating it to Lucille Fricke, who wants to take it with her when she goes on walks. Alberta Wahl has taken Babe Ruth's crown away from him. She is the star player on the Clarkston Whoopee Nine too. Louis Wohlsein is running a barber shop. Here he is practicing on the raving locks of Alice Shuss. Tom Harris has started a transportation line between Lewiston and Clarkston, which is running the bus line heavy competition. lt is called the Harris Wheel- barrow Company. . One of his steady customers is Bessie Harper, who likes to ride in wheelbarrows. Blanche Walters has just pulled off a neat job. She made a mint on the Wool- worth's I0 and 15 cents store, but she is being trailed by Frances Downs, the detec- tive for the Get Your Man Detective Agency. l have never been so happy before. And more than ever I believe in fairies: as l said before, one cannot be truly happy if he doesn't. Can anyone doubt me now? ' -Rosemarie Foster. Twcn ty- five

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