Chapel Hill High School - Hill Life Yearbook (Chapel Hill, NC)

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HILYLIFE-1944 Scanlon Qfcapliccfl FLASH-This is your Buckner Tardy Slips, Inc., Slips that slip you into class, Crime Reporter, Earl Hartsell. Chief of Police No Trial Canada today informed me that the Cone Prison is filled to capacity. This recent crime Wave is attributed to the 'class of '44' of Chapel Hill High School. Inky-Fingers Tufts was caught yesterday by Flat- Top Gooch while counterfeiting War Bonds in Fay- etteville Fannie J ernigan's hideout. President of the Moral Uplift Society, I seen ya when ya done it Crawford, again last night brought in Bub- bles Meeks. Bubbles's bubble popped when Dead- Eye Cole pricked it with a Willkie button. Slippy Mae Hill, Nancy Snatcher Williams, Madge Louie Ellington, and Cora Dood-it Bradshaw were caught shoplifting nylon stockings from Beck Sa Blands Department Store. While Whistling his theme song, Mairzy Doats, Jack, the Ripper Rosenstengel ripped open another one of Dough Ray's S. A. U. CSavings Against Usuri- ousnessl national banks. As usual, Jessie James Riley, his gun-mate, was Waiting in his trusty Black Cloudi' for a quick get-away. PgT ty

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HILLIEE-1944 :Qual and jizafamcnt We, the Senior Class of Chapel Hill High School, of the city of Chapel Hill, do make, publish, and declare this to be our last will and testament. Therefore, we do hereby bequeath these possessions to the following: Item I-Never having been adopted, we leave our ability to stand alone to the Sophomore Class. Item II-The girls of the Senior Class leave their beauty and beaux to the females of the Junior Class. Item III-The Senior boys share with the rest of the male members of C.H.H.S. their facility to pass 'by the skin of their teeth? Item IV-Madge Lois Ellington bestows upon Peggy Ann Ruark a gen- erous portion of her ever ready laugh. Item V-With fond expectations, Earl Bush is left Billy Ray's mathe- matical genius. Item VI-Betsy Ann Barbee leaves her 'malice toward none' to David Sharpe. Item VII-To Evander Blackwood and Roger Neal respectively, Johnny Canada and Ben Perry share their extra red stamps. Item VIII-Collins Bennett willingly bestows her dignity and poise to Jake Neville. Item IX-Jesse Riley's ability to manipulate the 'Black Cloud' is left to the future driver of that respective omnibus. Item X-To Jane Sparrow, Dutch Poe presents her vivaciousness as- sured that she will use it to the best advantage. Item XI-Mutt Thrift leaves his athletic ability to Benny Johnson. Item XII-Jane Johnson and John Webb bequeath their mutual under- standing to Madeleine Blount and Jack Sparrow with hopes that they will carry on in the ol-d tradition. Item XIII-Our gal of glamor, Alice Lee Merritt, bestows that prized possession upon Jean Cashion. Item XIV-Harold Cheek is the lucky recipient of Bill Kilpatrick's in- telligence. Item XV-The Proconian will have to give up its editor, Bill Lloyd, and is counting on Barbara Cashion for leadership next year. Item XVI-Clarence Bowden leaves his way with women to Leonard Smith. Item XVII-Mary Jane Nelson grants a share of her mischievous per- sonality to Ruth Young. Item XVIII-Out of necessity, Mildred Neville presents her quiet ways and thoughtfulness to Erwin Danziger. Item XIX-Carl Durham regrets that he can not leave his Hillife harem to the incoming editor. IN WITNESS WHEREOF, We, the Senior Class of Chapel Hill High School, have to this, our Last Will and Testament, subscribed our name and set our seal, this the 9th day of June, 1944. ISEALJ Page Twenty-eight

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HILLIFE-1944 Scniafz Qfcofiiccii ffsntanueaj Barbee's Opium Parlor was raided for the second time this Week. Little Joe Nelson, The Dutchess Poe, Smoke-Rings Bennett, and Alice Faggy Ross were the outstanding characters arrested. HE. Carrington Thrift was fined for showing Zoot- Suit BoWden's Girlie Follies. Among those in the audi- ence Were Mayor La Buddy Buddy Perry, City Man- ager Muddy Street Hoenig, and Tax Collector Norris Dig the Dough Ray. Iron-Jaw Vashaw, the Matron of Cone Prison, has picked up Minor Pell for violating the Child Labor Law at David Dice Durham's Gambling Hall. Blood-Sucker Kilpatrick is doomed to fry on July lst for embalming Pale-Face Davis, who Was alive at the time. Moo-Moo Hogan and his contented cows have been put under custody for starting a propaganda movement called No More Meatless Tuesdays. Doc Watson Wilson is now on the trail of Carl Tur- nip Termite Durham, who recently escaped from jail by eating his Way through the bars. This is Earl Hartsell speaking for your Buckner Tardy Slips, Inc., signing of. Pg Th ty