Chapel Hill High School - Hill Life Yearbook (Chapel Hill, NC)

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llll.l.llVl'l e 1941i Class Prophecy May 7, 1960 Today I decided to go back to Chapel Hill and look up all my old friends from C. H. H. S. and have a class reunion. As I looked up all my class mates I found that: The handsome Bill Thompson is in Hollywood still trying to get the role of Rhett Butler playing opposite that famous screen personality Scar- lett O'Hara Buice. Hilda VVeaver is now directing a school of physical culture. She is giv- ing courses in VVays to Gain VVeight. Gaynor May and Hilda Smith are her faithful pupils. Billy Nlorrison is the newly elected truant officer for C. H. S. He is also the proud father of live daughters, their names are Bebe, lVIaXine, Leona, Edna, and Dot. Frances Bason is the new President of the Alcohol Bottlers' Association. She has just defeated that famous temperance leader Frank Ross. Dick Hobbs tried for many years to build up forests and grow trees, however the only thing he was ever able to grow was a beard. Now he is inventing a Lipstick Remover. Lila Mae Lasley, Janie Neville and Cora Atkinson are now radio stars. The trio is singing with Sammy Andrews' famous orchestra. Thomas Freeland is now the water-boy for the Yankees. He will probably get another promotion in the next ten years. Nlarvin Hogan, State District Attorney, is now trying to convict joe Burt Linker for bootlegging. joe Burt's lawyer, Bruce Collins, however, is hold- ing his own. Carol Cobb is a horse-doctor in Tennessee. Dan Hamilton is being treated in her hospital for old age. - Two-gun Gooch and four-gun Sloan are reorganizing their mob in Dur- ham. Two of their stooges are Doc Ellington and Bruce Varner. Everett Cheek is a professor at U. N. C. He has started a course in hypnotism. His only pupil, Verna Suitt, is doing nicely, he says. Jane Anderson, Alliene Brawley, Polly Durham, and Margaret Pickard are still trying to pass Home-Ec. They expect to graduate in June. Daphne Athas is making quite a name for herself in Literary Circles. Her latest story in True Confessions made a big hit. Jewell Hogan is the cigarette girl at Edwin Riggsbee's and Horace Mc- Cauley's Nite Club in New York. Frank Blocksidge has a Ladies' Fashion Salon on Fifth Ave. His models are Melba Ray, Leno Thrift and Eleanor VVilliams. is is all that I was able to find out because they are taking me back to y cell mate, Mildred Andrews is getting lonesome for me, - s ' u gm.s:- as my friend Hitler would say it. I tm ,,,,, MARY-LOLTISE HUSE, 5 W S p t .iz Class Prophet. rf - 1 W .Ill YW E - If l I ,E Page Tuxefzty-nizzc -ligi .H, ve. +-. , .A I

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HlI,I,1l-'li L ibm Senior Poem A few short singing rimes--can they express The spirit of this graduating class? Who can catch it and chain it between the pages Of a book? Vkfho can make this come to pass? I can't. I have no words to say things That should be said about the students Going out. No words of mine can tell of Their ideals and faith and hope and prudence. I tried to write a witty, stinging Couplet Whose meaning cracked like the sound of a rifle-shot5 But the Vacant, clanging Words reminded me Cf a spoon in an empty stew-pot. Oh, they'll laugh at this poem in later years, And the paper it's written on will rot and tear5 But the spirit that's borne in a song on the spring Winds Will still be heard when the Winter earth is bare. Illia Page Twenty-eiglzt fi Q l ln - - E Miz' ., ' t'e in 1: flllgf ' X0 --Q, .

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llll.l,I l l'f ee lil-lil Last Will and Testament VVe, the graduating class of Chapel Hill High School, about to enter upon the threshold of manhood and womanhood, wish to will and bequeath the following items- Item I. To the faculty--After four years of torment by our lovely class, we will you thanks for your efforts and bequeath the peace we have long kept from you. Item II. To Mr. Ross we will a new joke book with which he can continue his orations. Item III. To Mr. Parkhurst we bequeath our best wishes and gratitude and our hope that none of the broncoes will kick him. Item IV. Margaret Pickard wills Mr. Peacock to the rising classes hoping that he will be as well treated by them as he has been by the senior girls. Item V. Charlie leaves his friendliness to someone who can take over his executive duties and do as well as he has done. Item VI. To Mary jane Lloyd is bequeathed jane Anderson's prowess and magnificent attitude toward boys. Item VII. Billy Thompson leaves his handsomeness and brains to Jim McMullan with which to catch the girls' eyes. Item VIII. jean Hogan is ceremoniously presented Edith Crock- ford's flirting ability and is quite capable of carrying on where Edith left off. Item IX. Ditzi bequeathes her flawless beauty and come hitherl' look to M. C. McDonald with hopesl Item X. Mabel Tilley's neatness is quite naturally willed to Caroline House to continue the cleanliness part of the class. Item XI. In order to give Byrd Green a littlemore energy, Eleanor VVilliams and I will all of our freckles to her with our deepest sympathy. Item XII. Lila Mae Lasley wants to will her quiet manner to jo Beck so that she can be a real good girl. Item XIII. Billy Morrison leaves his saintly ways to Henri Huse to keep him out of trouble I P J Item XIV. Joe Burt Linker won't leave Alliene for anyone but he wills his good humor to Dr. Farrar. Item XV. Frank Ross wills his babyishness to Joyce Hinson to use in the best way she knows. Item XVI. Mary-Louise's originality is bequeathed to Judith Clark. Item XVII. Hilda VVeaver's dancing ability goes to Taylor Hogan to take a few pounds off. Item XVIII. Carol Cobb leaves her winning personality and sweet dis- position to Margaret Hagood who has dire need of both. BARBARA EPPS, T eslalor. .F 4 . if1,fy' ' l 41ml-'lv ZW I2 ill ef 'ff Page Mzffy 5 f I I E777 ,I Wir Cs,