Chaney High School - Lariat Yearbook (Youngstown, OH)

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'l- - l9g,- THE.-SIG VEDH' - 33 THE PROPHEGY By Magdalene Filipsin I-Fv-rv GYPT, the land of the Ptolemies, the cradle of the human race, was like a magnet that drew us to it in the year Anno Domini 1950. We were ever enamoured of col- lecting curious bric-a-bracs and unraveling the secrets of the tombs. It was in a grotto- like mausoleum that we found in a secluded recess the diamond lens whose powers we were to try. This jewel was a diamond of 140 karats, submitted to magnetic currents for a long period. We applied our eyes to a hole drilled through the axis. Gently and with greatest care we turned the diamond a hair's breadth. Behold! forms floated out into the space. They were the forms of none other than our former classmates of Iune '33, and we were enabled to visualize them as they appear today. Iohn Cebriak and Ioe Kiren appeared in their laboratory analyzing the chemical composition of a flea, with I-Ielen Plunkett nearby, mourning the loss of her pet. Ed Croft and his assistants, John Toth and Charles March, have set up a school for wayward waifs in the South Sea Islands. . Evelyn Allen and Irene Williams have established a renowned night club in Barce- lona and have found that their knowledge of Spanish obtained from Miss Martha Laugh- lin is profitable. Michael Ferencik, known as the modern Michael Angelo, attracts crowds by appearing on Broadway clad in his artist's smock. Magdalene Filipsin, who swallowed a dictionary while in school, is teaching kindergarten children their A B C's. You would never know our Eleanor Bader. She has succeeded Lulene Pillsbury as secretary of the Y. W. C. A. and is now wearing Oxford spectacles, accompanied with a spinster's dough- nut at the nape of her neck. Darwyn Brown, who was the clown of the school, is now a prominent undertaker. Annette Argenziano and Lena Pupino are the assistants of Ellen Runyan in the I-Got Your-Dough Insurance Company. Ernestine Hinely and Margaret Gerst are now in Germany teaching Kaiser Wilhelm the German language. Paul Brown and Ludt Welch are tight rope walkers in the Barnum and Bailey Circus. Peter McDermott and Billy Crowe are partners in a publication house in Chicago. Betty Schrader, who led a wild life while at school, is now married and living in Newark, New Iersey. Alberta Wagner, who loved nothing better than to dance, is the proud mother of Hink and Dink, the famous dancing team. Mary Wick, the sedate young lady, is now in Russia dancing in the Russian ballet. Marjorie Wighton, who ranked second in the beauty contest held by the seniors, has had her face lifted twice, and it is expected to fall again soon. Charlene Steinfort, the heart breaker, has married a millionaire nonagenarian. Frank D'Aquilla, a little but mighty senior, is now astounding crowds by his ability to lift 5000 pounds. Robert Davies and David Harris have taken Mutt and IeE's place in the comics. Margaret Callan, Margaret I-Iomolya, Margaret Iakupcin, and Margaret Page Twenty-Seven v. x .D , , ,Q A,,,,....aMu...........1,....,,

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Item Item Item Item Item Caffey. Item Item needs it. Item trying to Item Item Item 49. 50. 51. 52. 53. 54. 55. 56. get 57. 58. 59. Pauline Kramer leaves her ability to eat waflles to Christine Kohuth. Iames Ignozzi wills his heart breaking ability to Lillian Rae. Stanley Kramer leaves his ability to hide in class to ClifIord Koby. Helen Plunkett bequeaths her happy-go-lucky spirit to Arlene Gray. Thelma Moss bequeaths her ability to do American history to Anna Mae Annette Argenziano wills her quiet disposition to Frank Dama. Magdalene Filipsin wills her copious vocabulary to any freshman who Iames Dutlfy leaves his natural red hair to the many students who are this attractive shade synthetically. Cyril Furman leaves his bachelorhood to Abe Smith. Wylie McCleery leaves his willingness to work to Albert Paul. Walter Disler leaves his ability to act as a shadow in the halls to anyone who would like to succeed him. Item 60. Helen Brindiar wills her shorthand ability to Helen Balinr. Item 61. Donald Habeger leaves his shade of blushing to Iack Morrison. Item 62. Bill McWilliams leaves his every morning job of calling his sister, Dera Belle, to William Benny. Item 63. Robert Davies leaves his beautiful permanent wave to Louis Toth, who is in need of a curl. Item 64. Ray Gensler, the Tarzan of the class, leaves his power to attract women to William Nelepka, who is trying hard to win a girl whose locker is next to 142. Item 65. Robert Kane and loe Kiren, the bashful boys of 201, leave their place to Mike Kabealo and Bunny Seaborn. Item 66. Freshmen. Item 67. Item 68. Hovis. Item 69. Item 70. shorthand to Item 71. Item 72. Item 73. Gardinier. Item 74. Item 75. Item 76. Charles March and Howard Moore leave their reserve air to two boisterous Nick Sestock leaves his title of Rubinofl to Iulia Sostoric. Mary Farkus leaves her magnetic power to draw male teachers to Grace Ludt Welch leaves his 8:20 street car companion to Iames Hovis. Martha Baehler and Ellen Runyan leave their ability to talk while taking Hope Rupp and Theda Stark. Bertha Booth and Leona Gerst leave their ingenuity to Laddie Laky. Margaret Callan wills her school clothing to Mary Sipos. Edna Cleverly leaves her ability to portray a sweet heroine to Dorothy Virginia Hendricks leaves the dimple in her chin to Helen Traut. Vivian lohnson leaves her rounded figure to Margaret Mazie. Ann Kutsko leaves her recipe on How to Get Ill on Sunny Afternoons to Margaret Kenning. Item 77. Viola Moore leaves her locker to Ruth Weisner. Dated at Chaney High School, Youngstown, Ohio, this Ist day of April, A. D. 1933. Nettie Taylor William McWilliams Signed for the Iune class of 1933 by Nettie Taylor and William McVVilliams and by them acknowledged to be the last will and testament of the Iune Class of Chaney High School in our presence, sight, and hearing, who at their request have hereunto subscribed our names as witnesses in their presence and in the presence of each other at Chaney High School, Youngstown, Ghio, this lst day of April, A. D. 1933. Charles March Viola Moore Page Twenty-Six

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1. .- .. : 1'r r 13 4 fl tv it- i,krir' I I l if il E, i A .1 V . dwarf Q i sf Q , , M H.ma5WX?nfQ .fwa-.:e- 'f x 1 . 4 up. Y Szekely are founders of the Margaret Spinster's Home. Catherine Schuster and Katherine Hoffer both insist that they are the famous Kitty to whom a millionaire willed his millions. Dorothy Traut, the renowned basketball player, has returned to her Alma Mater as the instructor of gym. Lucile Collins and Nettie Taylor have established a library of their own and are in full charge of it. Helen Tarkanish and Helen Giba have recently won first prize in an lnternational Talkathon. Iames Ignozzi, the man of mystery, is now giving instructions on how to break women's hearts. Barbara Drake, Virginia Mehlo, and Sophie Cenky have recently opened a home for stray dogs. lulia Ward published a book on How to Do Math and is now collecting the royalties. Tommie Gray is the world's most famous or- chestra leader. The little miss who sings so beautifully with the orchestra is Christine Sici- liano. Ann Tecau is teaching Rosemary Gentile and Louisa Anderson how to eat spaghetti. She claims it is an art. Beatrice Hawkins has established a school for reducing. Don Heck- ert and Bud Boyle have entered a walkathon and have been walking for 1530 hours. Both are bound to win the 151,000 prize. Bernice McCollum and Helen Matusak are both training to swim the English Channel. Iohn Nanovsky, Nick Sestok, and William Stoll are playing in a three-piece orchestra, under the direction of Howard Moore, at the big- gest hot-dog stand in Canfield. Virginia Hendricks, Vivian Iohnson, and Barbara Fabanish have at last perfected their wonderful compound to make them grow. Michael Dulick is very busy as he is the world's most famous surgeon. He has many helpers, among whom are Frank Dussek and Stanley Kramer. Ray Gensler and Howard Gundry, the two comedians, have succeeded Colonel Stoopnagel and Bud. Mary Farkus has succeeded Gracie Allen, but instead of searching for a lost brother, she is hunting someone to take Georgie's place. Martha Baehler has established a school for public speaking. Bertha Booth and Leona Gerst are among her students. Edna Cleverly has been on Broadway for three years. Her popularity is partly due to her manager, Iames Duffy. Thelma Moss is dietician in a most famous London hospital. Viola Moore is poet laureate of the United Kingdom of Rhymesters. Ann Kutsko and Pauline Kramer have collaborated on a play, The Art of Husbandry. lt remains to be seen how cordial a reception it will receive from the American public. Cyril Furman, Donald Habeger, and Robert Kane, devoted to the study of the whys and wherefores of puppy love, own and operate a home of puppies in order to obtain first hand information. Genevieve Myers is an economist forsooth. Her flaming red hair, forming an aura of light around her wherever she goes, forestalls the monthly payment of electric light bills. Wylie McCleery owns the largest chicken farm in the United States. Bill McWilliams is now the editor of the New York Times. Helen Brindiar is manager of a large Paris shoppe. We turned the stone slightly and the forms disappeared. Quite satisfied, we decided to cease searching. Magdalene Filipsin Charlene Steinfort Page Twenty-Eight