Chandlersville High School - Yearbook (Chandlersville, OH)

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W Ji .Happened Ilia year One day in gym class, we had to jump chairs piled on the floor. Mr. Factor hap- pened to be watching us when Carol G. leaped over the pile like a rabbit over a stump. There was a knock on the door and a voice asked for Georgia Lee johnson. Mr. Sisk told her the truant officer wished to see her. She didn't know whether to go to the door or not. It turned out to be Frank Cockins. A Freshman told Mr. Sisk that Mrs. Brown, a former teacher, put George A. be- hind the stove and fired up. So---because he was bad---his hair turned Redf Ronald Wagner didn't come to school because he had a blister on his toe. Do you remember the day Donald A. forgot his book? He had to sit with Rosemary C. Oh, boyf how we all lookedf Tommy Acheson came to school ten whole days without being absent or late. He went to the board to work an arithmetic problem. First he cancelled two into two and put down two. Next he cancelled six into six and put down two. Then he cancelled three into nine and again he put down 2. One day, Mr. julian told Russel K. to go to the office. Russell didn't think he cared to go. Well,---he went---but howf The girls paraded into the eighth period study hall because they were late to hy- giene class. Each of them were trying a new hair-do. Their explanation, We didn't mean to be late, but we did mean to have the fanciest of fancy hair-does for hygiene. They took too much time between classes to change and they were kicked out of class. One creation looked like a bird on his nest, one looked like the cow flew over, another had little pompadours everywhere, while still another creation had a pink crepe paper bow with face streamers. Shirley S. lost her watch. Since one disappeared earlier in the year, everything had to be searched. We were just about ready to start on the books in the library when it was found outside. A couple of boys were called to box. They put on the gloves and started around the ring. When about five feet apart, one took a swing and the other fell down. Then they ran around the ring after the other. The coach called, Get out of the ring. This is no race track. A ln arithmetic one day, the talk got around from insurance to wrecks. One boy re- ported that cars kept running through their fence. They got tired of fixing it so they put up a gate. Then did you put up a sign saying, lf you are going to have a wreck please run through this gate? Mr. Sisk asked Harley H. where the moon got its light. Harley says that it makes its own. ' ' f Where, have you gone to school all your life? Chandler sville. Can't you tell? Harley, have you read your science, today? Yes, .was the answer, I studied it very well. How 'iflny points does a snowflake have? Counting on his fingers, he answered, Fifty. I 31 '1

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Esther Thompson out to catch every man she can? Mary Lou Watts liking the teachers? The Sophomore Class staying out of trouble? The Freshman Class being the worst class in the school? goasip Cofumn Why people gossip, nobody knows, But far and wide it quickly goes. What you say today or will say tomorrow Is the great gossip that brings you sorrow. The most famous gossip is your secret. All right I'll tell you if you won't repeat it. Oh, now pal, you know me well, I cross my heart that I won't tell. So all is well for one whole day. Then a knock on the door and you hear her say, And so you told, well, you're no friendf Come right on out, this is the end. Now this review will be brief and short About each class as of its sort. By this rhyme no harm in meant, It's just a. pleasant and gentle hint. The seventh and eighth, I don't know much about But they're no angels I greatly doubt. When they're in high school what will they do? They'll set it on fire, I guess. Don't you? Next the Freshman Class we'll view. They're first year of high school is almost through. Now six or seven are all of a kind Will tattle on you, don't care if you mind. Third the Sophomores come along. Everything they do is wrong. The halls are filled with all their glee, While in class they only earn a 'gh Now the Juniors come around the bend, Famous for class meetings, their troubles to mend. This industrious class is never mum And brotherf How they chew their gum. Last, but not least, the Seniors appear, The end of high school is drawing near, Yes, like the rest they like to fightf But why must they all think they're always so right. As they leave, we'll shed no tears, The ones that aren't married will have pleasant careers Seniors, you all should have stretched ears, After having gossiped for twelve long years. ' so L

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V One day when we were in the rest room before going to science, we were talking about milk. ' Richard E. said, Any cow that has had a shot for T. B. or a Bang test should give pasteurized milk. One day Clara Mae P. was chewing her finger. Mr. Sisk told her to stand by the door and be the first one to get her lunch. One day in Physics Laboratory, one of the students said something using very bad English, Mr. Sisk: Don't you take English? Student: No, I take Speech. Mr. Sisk: Oh, you just talk all the time, eh? One day in General Science, Mr. Sisk scared us to death by telling us that on the next day we'd have a test on something we'd never had before. That night everyone crammed. The next day we averaged grades. Something we never had before. One day in Freshman English, Miss Williams was talking about Helen Keller. She said, You wouldn't like to be in the dark fifteen minutes let alone all your life. The class took the wrong meaning and all laughed. ln the dark with someonef Who wouldn't like it? Everything remained silent in Applied Economics for just a few minutes one morn- ing. Lorena H. broke the silence and said, I've been in Joe Bauserman's store. Joy W. said, So what, I expect a lot of people have been in his store or he wouldn't be in business. i Do you remember the day in a certain teacher's study hall that some of the boys turned the clock up about fifteen minutes, so that they could be excused quicker ? Did you ever think to do that? One day in the cafeteria, Martha Jean B., Beulah T., and Rosemary C. were sitting by Mr. Factor, while eating lunch. Beulah was cutting the end off a piece of pie. The piece flew out of the dish and landed in her lap. She thought it hit her mouth. lShe must have a big mouth., All three of the girls began to laugh. They laughed so hard Mr. Factor said, They sound like three cackling hens. Save me the eggs because it is com- ing close to Easter. I want them hard-boiled and colored. The girls sat there a while and pretty soon he said, Don't set too long or the eggs will be hatched into chickens. I want the eggs not the chickens. Do you remember the day Mr. Sisk told us about the first telegraph message? on her test' a girl put God let us rot instead of What hath God wrought? l One day last winter a boy came to school with this excuse for being absent the day before: We cultivated corn. What kind of climate do they have on the farm where he lives ? You tell me. ' 1 w 3 Z