Chandlersville High School - Yearbook (Chandlersville, OH)

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Now known as I-Ienpecked Howard. Such are the fates of the Sniors of '4-9. Little did they dream of their destiny as they graduated from dear old Chandlersville twenty years ago. Let all who read this stop and think, for What you are to be, you are now becoming. enior ffag The Senior Class play this year was, Grandpa's Twin Sister, by jean Provence. It was under the direction of Mrs. Mary Henry. Presented on the evening of April Z8 and 2.9. It was a hilarious farce. Grandpa Hatcher who is always reading the Almanac or taking pills to cure his ills has two great worries. One, is to escape the persistent efforts of Widow Williams, who is determined to catch Grandpa as her fourth husband. The other, is to out-smart his money-hungry family. Grandpa can handle the family by yelling at the top of his voice, but not the Widow, who is bound to pop the question. He turns to Betty for help. She decided Grandpa should masquerade as his own twin sister. Grandpa, now Penelope, has to learn how to knit and the Widow takes him to Ladies Aid. Betty, who is now Grandpa, has to pretend she is ill and act exactly as he would do. Everything goes smoothly until Betty says yes when she should have said, NO, to the Widow. Here's when the trouble starts. But Betty and Grandpa decide that a confession is good for the soul, so they confess about the masquerade and there's a happy ending for everyone. he Characters Grandpa Hatcher --------------------- Harold Barnes A cantankerous old man Maggie -------------------------- Mary Lou Watts A Irish cook Louise - - ---------------------- Marie Le Fever His grandniece Betty - - - -------------------------- Joanna Wolfe His granddaughter Edgar ----- ------------------ - - Kenneth Moore His grandnephew Clara -------------------------------- Ruth Gray Edgar's bossy wife Ralph Wyatt ------------------------ Edsel Roberts A young doctor Henry Collins ------------------------ George Klies A smart lawyer The Widow Williams ----------------- Esther Thompson An undying flame Adam McPherson ----------------- ---- K enneth Tom A specialist in saving 2.0

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froplzecg lt is the year 1969 and at the newly established State University of Chandlersville, we find Harold Barnes, a professor of mathematics. He is a very strict professor and all the students fear him. He is wearing horn rim glasses. When they gradually slip down on his nose, he doesn't seem to mind. He just looks over the top of them. Who would have thought Harold could be so cross after being so quiet when he was in high school? As we walk across the campus we come to a new building for classes being corn- pleted by the Moore Construction Company. The Moore's Company is famous for the up- holstered, tilt back, lounge chairs for students which are transported from one class- room to another by means of escalators. Mr. Moore whose main offices are located in New York has taken up temporary offices in the Manual Arts Building and upon entering his office we meet Esther Thompson a private secretary to Kenny Moore. Although Kenny is busy with the Construction Company, he still finds time to hold Esther on his knee as he dictates a letter to George Klies who is chief engineer of the Moore Construction Company. George is quite proud of himself. He has just built The Famous Salt Creek Sus- pensiong the only bridge of its kind in the world. No one knows to this day what obsure law of science holds it together. Engineer Klies, proceeds to explain his new theory of curvesg that is, highway curves as we gaze idly out of the window. Behold: sturdy farmer Tom and his seven sons, wearily plodding Onward to the Salt Creek Elementary School. Farmer Tom's sons are coming to school to be taught by their mother, the former Ruth Gray. Farmer Tom also comes to the school not to learn but to carry Ruth's books home QA habit he dare not breakj. We leave the Moore Construction Company office to visit the time--worn grade school. It still meets in the old frame building that we knew. It hasn't changed 'nuch in these twenty years. A few buckets have been added to catch the leaks in the roof and the plaster that is still falling. Teacher Gray at the moment is educating the Lemley Triplets with a hickory les- son. It seems the father of the triplets can do nothing with them because they take after their mother, the former Joanna Wolfe. Joanna says she can't be bothered teaching the kids because she has all she can do to learn to cook. Besides, its the teachers job to teach the kids and not the parents: As we leave,the ancient schoolroom, we see Edsel Roberts. Ah: as handsome as ever. He is still a single man because he isn't sure which girl he likes the best, the one from Duncan Falls or South Zanesville. Edsel's greatest ambition was to be a mang he is still trying and the girls are still smiling. But he pays no attention as he goes about his work as janitor of the school. Further down the campus, we spy a large hospital. Mary Lou Watts is the super- intendent of all student nurses. Anyone feeling sick go to this hospital. We're sure you will get the best of care. She will make you well or she'll die trying. Mary Lou is not married because she preferred to be a career girl. ' Last, but not least, we see Marie L.eFever who owns her own beauty parlor. She is very good at giving orders to all her workers and sees that everyone who comes to her parlor goes out looking very beautiful. She can make curls on any Bush. Marie is still as little as she was when she attended high school. She married Thurman Howard 19

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