Chandler High School - Lion Yearbook (Chandler, OK)

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Class Prophecy Dear Mrs. Chandler: As I was looking over some old newspapers from my jour- nalism class of '47, it brought to my mind the students in the senior class. Out of curiosity, through the alumni association, I looked them up to see how they turned out. Do you remember Leo Biswell? Well, he and Esther An- derson, who was a former model of the Gerald Lindsey Model- ing Agency, were married and they are entertaining quite of- ten at their ranch in Death Valley. The well-known play-boy, Iimmie Crews, the Stork Club from Edgar W. Green, who is retiring to his home in San Fernando Valley, with his young wife, Gertrude, who is the daughter of the former Wynema way, Wynema is again in Reno divorcing her Billy Miller, who is now superintendent of Schools. You remember Ruth Eva Smith don't you? She is now manager of the Lonely Hearts Club. One of her most spec- tacular triumphs in match-making was when Dick Hill took Hazel Ramsey for his eighth wife. Remember Dewey Estes, how once he was always so slow? Now he is the most outstanding track star of UCLA. He is still broken hearted though over the way Patt Emrick left him at the altar. Patt, after winning the Nobel Prize for isolating the hay fever germ, has been traveling extensively in Antarctica. Speaking of Antarctica, the renowned game hunter, Hallie bring 'em back alive Thompson, has received world acclaim for being the first woman to set foot there. Hallie was col- lecting walruses for the newly organized McCurdy Sisters Cir- cus. just purchased Moten. By the third husband, the Davenport Donna Earp, who is warden of Sing Sing, just put on pa- role, Ioyce Wiseman, who went astray after singing in the Bowery Burlesque. Marie Hill is now a spinster missionary to the Pongo Pongo Amazons in darkest Africa. Who ever thought that she would devote her life to such a cause Remember Ida Mae Turley? She took her life into her hands when she became internationally famous for breaking up the Red Dragon Spy-ring of Soviet Russia. Coralie Kirk- patrick, the well known whodunit writer, is now putting into book form, Ida Mac's thrilling escapades. Henry Forbes has just been elected mayor of Forbesville, boom town located near the famous oil field which he stumbled on while plowing peanuts. Bob Gillaspy, who is a bootlegger, was thrown in jail again after trying to smuggle booze over the Lincoln County border. Floyd Soderstrom, the big shot criminal lawyer, has agreed, after much persuasion, to take the case. Maria Katrina Clovreina, alias Kathryn Clover, is touring Europe with an opera troupe. Her latest appearance was be- fore King Glen Mullen, of Slobovia. Pat Hesser has announced that beginning next month she will open a jet-propelled taxi service to the moon. She is not easily discouragedg her first trip she crashed upon Green Cheese Mountain. Tommy Choo Choo Wilson, professional football star. who first won acclaim as an Arkansas University Razorback will play in the Sorghum Bowl of Chandler High. Mrs. Doris Wynd, still loyal to CHS will officiate at the queen crowning of Marilyn Myers, Miss America of '57. The crowning will be at the half of the Sorghum Bowl game: Hugh Seaborn will crown her. Hugh was just kicked out of Senate for the third time. He must have taken his boyhood idol, Senator Bilbo, too ser- iously. Wyetha Williams, now owner of the Transcontinental Mov- ing Vans, just gave birth to a I5-pound baby boy! The child has been named after his father, Billy Ross Stewart. To think that Wyetha got her start in life as a mere piano mover. Her hen-peeked husband has taken to raising ostriches. Bill sells his ostrich feathers to the Eugene Hargroves' Feminine Apparel Designers. Anna Belle Smith is now appearing in a sensational bub- ble dance at Iimmie Crews' Stork Club. Due to the recent shortage of bubble material, this is her first appearance for some time. Betty Klinglesmith is a famous scientist and is now work- ing at further atomic research. By accident she made the cal- culations which split the calorie. The feminine sex is rioting and it is mmored that Betty has fled to Pongo Pongo. Four star general of the regular army, Dorothy Miller, an- nounced the surrender of 'the james gang, headed by Mary Iames, in the lower east-side of Sparks. This fearless bandit has terrorized all farmers from the Docpfork bottom to Bell Cow. Marilynne Slugs Saulsberry, lightweight wrestling cham- pion of the world, will defend her title against Leota Mugsie Mendenhall next Saturday night on the court house square. l just received an invitation to attend the unveiling of Tommy S. Harris' painting The Sewer Rat at the Metro- politan Art Museum. You remember C. C. Hart don't you? He was the jani- tor at CHS until a few months ago when he hit the jack pot at the bus station and now he has retired, a millionaire, with his wife, the former Donna Vee Murray, with their quin- tuplets, Lessie, Tessie, Bessie, Hessie and Oswald. I heard the most astonishing thing the other day when I was talking to one of the McCurdy girls. It seems that in their search for wild animals along the Amazon River, they saw a figure swinging through the trees. After coming closer they saw it was none other than CHS's Virginia Browning, who went berserk while working on the '47 annual. Betty Mattheyer is now spending her leisure time washing windows in the Empire State Building. Due to bad health Bet- ty has to remain at a high altitude most of the time. Roger Miller has just broken the Trans-Sahara record for camel trains, when he traveled with his fearless safari from Casablanca to Timbuctoo. The object of this harrowing journey was to find the whereabouts of the one and only Kilroy. His trip was in vain. Miss Io Ann Rushing is Oklahoma's first Republican woman governor. Who ever thought her mother would throw her to the wolves for merely changing her politics. That seems to take care of everyone doesn't it? As ever, Wenonah Williams v-2 ls

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