Champaign Junior High School - Retro Yearbook (Champaign, IL)

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THE NINETEEN THIRTY-SIX RETRO Page70 Youn RETRO isrgduct ol: i' Twin City Printing Co. Prinfers - Binders - Office Outfitfers Champaign, lllinois I I 01 ine annuals, lilce accurate results, are brought about by the co-orclination of capable managemenk and trained elliort. These qualities within our organizakion account largely For the enviable record oi G. R. Grubb 6' Co. in the field of annual design ancl engraving. Qriisli 0.EQIEilERSBCiFQMP-554-l?LLlgOQ.

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THE NINETEEN THIRTY-SIX Mr. Rogers: Burlyn, l'm getting tired of seeing you have such poor re- ports at school. How does it come that Robert Mitchell always gets so much better marks? Burlyn: Well, Dad, you got to re- member that Robert has awfully smart parents. Optician: How many lines can you read from that chart? Eleanor Dieckmann: What chart? Dominic Buttitia: Dearest, could- n't you learn to love me? Betty McArty: 'il might, I learned to eat spinach. Virginia Ginder Con Sunday morn- ing to druggistj : Please give me change for a dime. Druggist: Here you are, I hope you enjoy the sermon. Miss Green: Helen, please give me a sentence with 'fortification' in it. Helen Bright: Every summer we go away on a two weeks' fortifica- tion. Miss Vose: 'iYour father looks very distinguished with his snow white hair. Howard Lickey: Ah yes! He's got me to thank for that. James Adair: Robert McNabb sounds like a football player when he eats. Walter Wilson: Why so? James Adair: He's always yelling 'pass'. Miss Stephens: Tell me where the elephant is found. Lucille Hannah: The elephant is such a large animal, it scarcely ever is lost. Luella Matthews: Our new minis- ter is simply wonderful. He brings GEORGE STRODE A. E. STRODE, Prop. ii 1 l mi X Service to the K Community X' for over X 36 years X 19 XX. ' it I I l' limi. il i ll ii 'llllllu' il 3 if Tel' .5 VM' .I r 5451 ff Resfrei. 4587 Manufacturers of Awnings, Tents Storage and Repair Service Canopy and Porch Curtains For Rent For Special Occasions 201 N. Walnut Champaign things home to you that you never saw before. Goldie Montgomery: 'iThat's noth- ing: our laundryman does the very same thing. Rules for enjoying a Grouch: l. Fall out of bed and be sure it is on the wrong side. 2. Don't bother to say good morn- ing to anyone. lf it is mentioned to you reply that it is not your fault. 3. Don't have anything to do with folks who smile. They are laughing at you, but, never mind, you'll get even someday. 4. Eat heartily of food that dis- agrees with you. It may give you in- somnia. Then you'll be in trim for tomorrow's grouch. Jimmie Norman: What club are you in? Charles Nodler: Harmonica, Jimmie: What is a harmonica? Charles: Corn on the cob set to music. RETRO Pge72