Chambersburg Area High School - Echo Yearbook (Chambersburg, PA)

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THE 1925 ECHO J okes' 'tWords fail me, muttered the small boy as he Hunked the spelling exam. Gee, it's hot. Wish I didnlt have to Wear mv vest. But you don't have to Wear your vest. HO, yes, I do. It's in the seat of my pants. Two Phi Beta Kappas at whist Smote each other real hard on the wristg Cried the one with ferverescence, You superexcresenee! Cried the other, iiDt'SiSt, now, desist. 'tilnce there was a brid called the moe. Yeh?l' It is extinct now. There is no mea. Ah, poetry, what crimes are committed in thy name! C7onnie:e'tEarl cou1dn't come. Somebody stepped on his pipe at the game, and now he's in bedf' HI don't see why he'd have to go to bed for that. It was his windpipef' Do you use India ink for drawing? Donald M1ShI7iLNZLYW', I patronize home industries. My watch won't go. t'S'matter'? Dandruff on the hair spring? 'tNo. One of the gears has a tooth achef' Don't you know! thunder the Public School Inspector to the errant pupil, that a preposition is something you should NEVER end a sentence with? t'It's a mistake that I've constantly warned him againstf' smugly remarked the Public School Teacher. And the potentially intellectual soul of the child fled, shrieking down the high road to f'ynicis1n. A man who can say, t'It is raining, in forty languages gets just as wet as he who can say it 111 only one. Old Gent:- Boy, did you know that a cigarette, properly defined, is Fire at one end and a fool at the other? Young Rufiianz-t'Yeah, I know, but there's mighty good tobacco in between. Cannibal Prince, rushing in IYHAIII I too late for dinner? fl3,IlIllll3,l IXIIIQQZYHXIQD, everybody's eaten. That speaker fires one with ambition. doeen't he? 'tHe used to be my boss. He fired me without warning. C1175

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v v V Y Y ,,,.,.,... , vi Y YYY vvv THE I9Z5 ECHO Jokes Holieitous Neighbor:f- Where is that boy of yours? Fond Parent:-- He,s been in Harvard tl11'ee years now. S. N.:- Too had. My lJl'Otl1Ol'lS hoy turned out the same Way. They get hi1n i11 lieavenworthfl tory Shorty Foltz:f1'It is NOTQ it's auburn. t'Ah Wins. What yuh got? Three acesf' No yuh don't. What yuh got? 'tTWo nines an' a razor. HYlll1 shoh do. How come yuh so lueky?l' Ah wins. The hand that 1'oeks the roadster is the hand that wreeks the World. OPTIVAI1 lI,l,USIONS t'Tl1eir eyes met for a long breathless moment and swain l702ClZl1Cl'.', t'He drank all of her in with daneing eyes. 'KWith her eyes she riveted him to the Wall. Often she would 1'emove her eyes from the deek an-I east them far out to sea. As he dropped his eyes a look of intense agony shrouded 11is featu1'es. His eyes met hers and fell. Her eyes rose from under the table :rt the spell of his t'0llllll2Lll4llHg' voieef' Anile their eyes elashed and Sheila uttered a piereing shriek. Student Cat lnox nffieej: e Two tirkets, please. Ticket Seller:-t'Wl1at date? Student Cahsentlyj :-M Mary. It's funny it never repeats itself to me. said Leherk11igl1t as he puzzled over a His- test. Wanta borrow my ear? How many does it hold? Four easily and six con1lortalmly. They sat on the sofa, Quiet and stillg looked at her mainma, Susie and Bill. And mamma Went out soon. Some niainmas Will' I V 1 l hey sat on the sofaf But Susie and Bill. C1151