Chambersburg Area High School - Echo Yearbook (Chambersburg, PA)

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Your Dollar Will Purchase More QUALITY And GREATER SATISFACTION at our Store THAN ANY WHERE ELSE! QUALITY is our NAME! And there is a circle of Honesty Around ' OUR ENTIRE BUSINESS YOU would do WELL to deal HERE DUF F IELD MUSIC HOUSE 51 South Main Street CHAMBERSBURG AUTO COMPANY D. G. PFOUTZ, TVIANAGER DISTRIBUTORS Studebaker Automobiles THIS IS A STUDEBAKER YEAR Sales Room - Cenler Square Service Station-King Street East of Second is-103: 1 11:14 1 1:aiungnzniuiaugninin111 '-I in-4:-rf 1 - - 1 11185 - T ------W

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THE I9Z5 ECHO Jokes Si Der :- Marry me, honey? May Bell :- No, Love me, honey? HNO 17 Will you kiss me, honey? UNO U Gimme back Hy chewing gu111? THUIE. She stoofl before her mirror With her eyes Closed Very tight, Anal tried to see just how she looked When fast asleep at night. BEFORE THE WAYNESBORO GAME PARTING SONG QTune:-My Bonniej My money lies clown in Waynesboro, We'll beat them with out any trouble. Our heroes will bring back a victory, Anil seml all my money back double. DIRGE CTune:-Make up your own.D My money Went down to Waynesboro, blank, blank, To meet some more money flown there, The team had bad luck in Waynesboro, blank, blank, Anil now I am tearing my hair. u ll I xl .eglil ' - ? iff ' 5 . 03221, Q lg! l.'!' u'?:!', .. . . Cl19J

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THE 1925 ECHO J okes' 'tWords fail me, muttered the small boy as he Hunked the spelling exam. Gee, it's hot. Wish I didnlt have to Wear mv vest. But you don't have to Wear your vest. HO, yes, I do. It's in the seat of my pants. Two Phi Beta Kappas at whist Smote each other real hard on the wristg Cried the one with ferverescence, You superexcresenee! Cried the other, iiDt'SiSt, now, desist. 'tilnce there was a brid called the moe. Yeh?l' It is extinct now. There is no mea. Ah, poetry, what crimes are committed in thy name! C7onnie:e'tEarl cou1dn't come. Somebody stepped on his pipe at the game, and now he's in bedf' HI don't see why he'd have to go to bed for that. It was his windpipef' Do you use India ink for drawing? Donald M1ShI7iLNZLYW', I patronize home industries. My watch won't go. t'S'matter'? Dandruff on the hair spring? 'tNo. One of the gears has a tooth achef' Don't you know! thunder the Public School Inspector to the errant pupil, that a preposition is something you should NEVER end a sentence with? t'It's a mistake that I've constantly warned him againstf' smugly remarked the Public School Teacher. And the potentially intellectual soul of the child fled, shrieking down the high road to f'ynicis1n. A man who can say, t'It is raining, in forty languages gets just as wet as he who can say it 111 only one. Old Gent:- Boy, did you know that a cigarette, properly defined, is Fire at one end and a fool at the other? Young Rufiianz-t'Yeah, I know, but there's mighty good tobacco in between. Cannibal Prince, rushing in IYHAIII I too late for dinner? fl3,IlIllll3,l IXIIIQQZYHXIQD, everybody's eaten. That speaker fires one with ambition. doeen't he? 'tHe used to be my boss. He fired me without warning. C1175