Chaffee High School - Mogul Yearbook (Chaffee, MO)

Text from Pages 1 - 132 of the 1927 volume:

• - ;-S ' . .•£ [-.• £ . .. . - • •-' ■ • • '• ■� « -� . The MOGUL Volume Five AN ANNUAL PUBLISHED BY THE STUDENTS OF Chaffee High School CHAFFEE, MISSOURI 1926-1927 3S@SSSS� SSS3S«jeSS 5=s=s®sieSSSS C ctcwctD The Moving: Finger writes: and, having writ. Moves on: nor all your piety nor wit Shall lure it hark to cancel half a line, Nor all your Tears wash out a Word of it C HAFFEE II I G II S C II. O O L Pase 2 CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL Pa e '6 HIGH SCHOOL BUILDING AND GYMNASIUM __________c H A F F E E HIGH SCHOOL £ � ' ' Page 4 INTERIOR VIEW OF HIGH SCHOOL C H A F F F. !■'. HI G H S C P. 0 O I Page 5 CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL Page 6 School Board v J. S. BARRON H. V. CHEATHAM T. J. ODOM CHAS. STROUD J. P. LANKFORD P. N. KELLER C H AFFE E H I G II S C B O 0 L Page 7 HIGH Page 8 . R. R. KINCAID Principal FRANCES RENOE Music EULA KITCHEN Latin-History MRS. FAY OSBORNE Junior Hi OLIVER C. BYERLY Mathematics C II A F F E E II I G II S C II. O O 1 Page 9 KATHLEEN SLAGLE English LELA MORTON Junior Hi MABLE S. KNOTT Commercial MRS. BERTHA WILLIAMS Librarian C II A 1 V K K HIGH SCHOOL Page 10 CLASSES 1 O O II J S 11 ii j i ii a a i j v ii d r o o MINNIE ALLEN—“Stormy” Class President Dramatic Club K. K. K. “Gee, I can’t make a perfect copy.” MAX THOKNBRUGH—“Homebrew Class Vice-President Basketball Mogul Staff Yeller Dawgs Ms. Kincaid’s' assistant moon fixer.” EDNA BUKTON—“Puts K. K. EC. “She knows her English’ OPAL. HIPES____“Frenchy” Class Treasurer K. K. K. Basketball Glee Club Track “She’s little and peppy and always 'eppy. C II A F F E E HIGH SC H. O O L “ Page 1” KAY RONEY— Kon'e Yeller Dawgs Football Basketball Track “He still goes out to the country.” MARY ELIZABETH LaGKA.NGE-’Buster” Kodak Kiubb K. K. K. Mogul Start -Behold, our Queen ' JUANITA KESEK—“Baby” Kodak Kiubb K. K. K. -I can’t cook, but 1 got him anyway. ROY McCONACHlE—“Connie- Dramatic Club Yeller Dawgs Football Basketball “Now I’ll tell one.” BERNICE HORST MAN—“Brandy” Basketball K K K Kodak Kiubb Track Dramatic Club “Why do we strive tor knowledge When ignorance is bliss.” C H A F F E E H I G H S C Hi 0 O L Fage 13 OP A L FRE K'M A X—“Dutch” Glee Club K. K. K. Gentlemen prefer blonds.'’ JUANITA GKACE— Neta” Dramatic Club K. K. K. Glee Club Orchestra. “Sophie Search—Defective.” GLYNN FOWLER— Shorty” Yeller Dawgs “Still water runs deep.” JOHNNYE COX— Fornfelt” Dramatic Club Glee Club K K lv Kodak Klubb Oft I've heard of Lucy Gray.” CORDELIA McGUIRE— Cordy” K. K. K. “I got two letters from Max today. CHAFFEE HIGH SC HOOT ELEANOR WEST DumDell'' Dramatic Club K. K. K. Basketball Track She babbles on forever.' JOSEPHINE CULL1EK—“Jo Dramatic Ciuo Glee Club K. K. K. “As a painter she has Raphael beaten. LYMAN FOI LK Major Mogul Staff Yeller Dawgs Orchestra. Dramatic Club “Little but Loud. VINITA (’AM PR ELL—“Ted K. K. K. Basketbal I “She slings a wicked basketball.’’ B E RT STKOUD— “ Her t i e” Yeller Dawgs Football “Our old shoe cobbler C H A F F K E HIGH SCHOOL Page If) vT was four years ago last September when we came into the Chaffee High School, twenty-five happy, care tree Freshies. We scarcely knew what to do as we stood before the assembled body of higher students who laughed at our lack of courage. During our first year we outgrew our shyness, and greenness, that characterizes Freshmen and did not have to succumb to the tortures of the upper classmen. We entered in our second year of school as Sophisticated Sophomores, but with the loss of ten members: six, through matrimony and four through quest of' fortune, and with the addition of five there were twenty members. During this year we rolled through the tunnels of Caesar and Science, and rounded the dark and perilous curves of Geometry and Medeival History, but we saw the bright lights of the Junior year welcoming us. And with the loss of seven and the gain of one member, we rolled safely into our Junior year. We started this year with fourteen students who were precise and willing to work. After drifting this year over Junior Sea with “EV’ and very little worry, we were ready for the last year. During our fourth year we added four to the number of our class. And we were enabled by our knowledge and past experience to make fair progress, and now we have completed our very enjoyable journey. The billows of examina- tion questions have at times almost overwhelmed us, but we have not faced any gale which we were unable to overcome. During our four years in C. Hi. S. we have gained much knowledge and ex- perience which will be useful to us in our future years. Now our voyage of high school is at an end, but the voyage of real life has pist begun. CHAFFE E IT 1 G II S C II O O T. Page 16 Senior Will K, the Seniors of Chaffee High School, of Chaffee, Missouri, of Scott County, of t inted States of America, being sound of mind, on this thirteenth day of May in the year of Our Lord, nineteen hundred and twenty-seven, make our last will and testament. We give, devise and bequeath our property, real and personal, as follows: I, Minnie Allen, do bequeath m,y love of debating to Iola Witt. I, Edna Burton, do leave my privilege of being substitute teacher to Harry Velvick. I, Vinita Campbell, give my ability to play basketball to Metta Sari us. I, Josephine Collier, leave to the gang, Opal, Mary, Elizabeth, Morence, Anna and Ethel Mae, my best wishes and friendship. I. Mary Elizabeth, do bequeath to Norma Duggar a few inches. I, Opal Freeman, do leave my ability to fall in love to Wilma Greene. I, Glynn Fowler, give to Henry Washburn my affection for studying. I, Juanita Grace, do leave my slenderness and grace to Leona Patterson. I, Juanita Harrell, do leave my good luck in getting married to Charles Bolton. I, Opal Hipes, do bequeath my pleasant nature and pleasing way of stating things to Ethel Mae Robinson. 1, Bernice Horstman, do leave my giggles to Dorothy Dunn. 1, Johnnye Cox, do bequeath my ability to sing to Fonnie, Henry, Harry and Rodney so they can have their quartette. I, Roy McConachie, do leave some of my Irish wit, arguments, and knowledge of ? ? ? ? I, Cordelia McGuire, bequeath my taking ways with the boys to Ethel Horn. I, Ray Roney, do leave my athletic ability to Leland Whitaker. I, Burt Stroud, do bequeath a year of my high school life to any one who needs it. I, Max Thornbrugh, do leave my sunny smile and rosy cheeks to Fonnie Blaylock. I, Eleanor West, do bequeath my gift of gab to Hazel Ervin. I, Lyman Foidk, do leave my power of leadership to Elgin Stausing. We, the entire Senior class, do bequeath our privileges, such as: chewing gum, leaving study hall when we see fit, walking halls, playing hide-a.nd- seek with the faculty on the stairs and in the basement, taking down the Junior flag, and doing as we please (when the teachers are not looking) to the Junior class of nineteen hundred and twenty eight. In witness whereof, we have signed, sealed, published and declared this instrument as our will. Kathleen Slagle 1 Charles Bolton J Minnie Allan Edna Burton Vinita Campbell Josephine Collier Mary Elizabeth LaGrange Opal Freeman WITNESSES: { Florence Packwood Frances Renoe Roy McConachie Bernice Horstman Johnnye Cox Glynn Fowler Juanita Grace Opal Hipes Juanita Reser Cordelia McGuire Ray Roney Pert Stroud Max Thornbrugh Eleanor West Lyman Foillk C II A F F E E HIGH S C H 0 O I Page 17 Sing A Song of Seniors On the eve of graduation, The Seniors, dignified and proud, Were leaving school forever, And with them went Bert Stroud. Bert was studious, young and handsome, Despite his melancholy face, His heart had once been broken By Juanita Maxine Grace. The Dramatic Cluh would falter If Joe Collier weren’t there She does the frisky toe dance— And wears ringlets in her hair. W o learned Bryant's Thanatopsis, Studied W hittier, Holmes and Houch: But Poe’s famous poem. The Raven’ Got the best of Lyman Foil Ik. The bright agate lamp of Psyche Sot Max Thornhrugh s heart afire, Who was the fair young maiden? Why, Cordoba June McGuire. The Seniors not all are talented But they do just lots of things, Glynn Fowler plays a Jews harp, And Vinita Campbell sings. Eleanor West in playing basketball, Can shoot a field goal keen; Bernice Horstman guards the forward W ho visits Chaffee High School team. If you fail in mathematics, Such as trigonometry, And you want the characteristics Just ask Boy MeConachie. W hen it comes to public speeches Kdna Burton knows her stuff, W hen it comes to singing love songs Opal Freeman runs her bluff. Mary LaGrange will be a lawyer, For she leads the lawyer’s class, But in running and in jumping Opal Hipes is hard to pass. On the field of athletics Bay Money won his fame, On the 12th of last Novcmjber Juanita Harrell changed her name. Minnie Allen leads the Senior Class, She’s our president this year; Johnnye ('.ox assists her in the task But she boosts it from tin rear. W hen we leave our Alma Mater The wide world waits outside, And life's deep blue sea is calling “Sail out upon my tide. W o can ne’er forget Miss Slagle, Our sponsor whom we love: We’re leaving her in Chaffee, But we ll meet her up above. —Johnnye Cox. C HAFFEE HIGH SC BO O L Page Ia Senior Prophecy masquerade ball was given at Valencia, Spain, May 14, 11147, in honor of the United States Ambassador. The tender chords of the National Symphony Orchestra rang throughout the gorgeous ball-room. Cos- tumes of every shape, form and fashion were worn by both men and women on this special occasion. Just before the close of an entrancing waltz, a clown, dressed in purple and white, tagged me in a most rude and impolite manner, which caused me to take particular notice of him. At the close of the dance the guests unmasked and much to my astonishment, the clown with whom I had been dancing was none other than my old classmate, Minnie Allen. Naturally we did not care for the champagne and wine which were to be served soon. We wanted to go into the guest room and talk about the rest of the seniors of 1926-27, where they were and what they had chosen for their life's vocation. Minnie told me that she accom- panied the United States Ambassador. Lyman Foulk, to Spain as his interpreter, and that she was now master of seven languages. I soon learned from Lyman that Opal Freeman and Vinita Campbell had bought Muscle Shoals and were using the power to make cosmetics and fertilizer. 1 told them that I had received a letter from Juanita (Grace) Pilondski telling me how well she liked her position as chief cook on an American Steamer of which Glynn Fowler was captain. She also stated that when they stopped in Honolulu, Hawaii, the previous week that she talked to Mr. and Mrs. Max Thorn- laugh, who were living there. Max was employed as Superintendent of the Ha- waiian Soup Bean Factory. I was really surprised to know that Roy McConna- chie. a former Senior friend, was in Paris at the head of a Beauty Saloon, where laces are lifted, hair marcelled, and hearts broken, and he has invented a painless device for removing skins from peanuts. And, just think! Bert Stroud is in Argentina conducting his musical comedy composed of beauties from every nation, of which Eleanor West and Bernice Horstman represent the United States of America. Bert also teaches the Charleston to the natives as a side line. I learned from Minnie that our old friend Juanita (Barrel) Rescr was singing with Marion Talley in New York, where she resides with her husband and five-year-old son. It has been seen by all the world that Isay Roney is a famous athlete. Tie is now football coach at Harvard University. ITow wonderful for another senior friend, Mary E. LaGrange: she is America’s most famous woman lawyer, and has just won a case in court in which Josephine ('.oilier sued Ben Lyon for two million dollars for breach-of-promise. Josephine is now playing with Richard Dix in “Danger, Speed Up.” 1 do not want to forget about Edna Burton. Edna swam the Gulf of Mexico and is now traffic cop in Venice, Itay, and Opal Hipes has joined the Ringling Bros. Circus which has made her the greatest bronco rider of today. At last America has one author who ranks with Poe and Bryant in our literary world. She is Cordelia McGuire, the author of that well known book, ‘ Spanish-Fang-Dangle.' I then spoke of Opal Freeman telling them that she had completed her course in voice and music abroad, and is now touring America and giving concerts. After our discussion and cross questions, we went back into that elaborate ball-room, remembering that twenty years ago that night. Friday. May 13, 1927, we had given each Senior friend Godspeed and had bidden all goodby. CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL Page ID The Night Before A Test Listen! my children, and you shall hear, A tale that will make you cold with fear. Twas long, long ago, on a cold dark night That I wrote and I wrote till I was dumb and light In the head, I mean, of course, you know, Well, 'twas a shorthand test that I worked on so. On the rules, the reasons, the wherefores and whvs, The word—signs—oh my! but I wished I were wise. Prefixes—some joined and others were not. Suffixes—remembering them makes me turn hot. Well, my dears, all that night my dreams were a fright, The circles, the curves and the hooks were a sight But now its all over, as you well know And since I’ve been happy wherever I go. Wouldn’t It be Funny to See Max without Cordelia. Bernice not looking for some one. Eleanor without something to say. Minnie without poise. Ray without spearmint. Josephine not powdering her nose. Johnnye with her heart. Vinita not blushing. Edna with straight hair. Connie with little feet. Glynn in an argument. Juanita Grace without her grin. Mary E. and Lyman without something to do. Bert being dignified. Opal Freeman being loud. Opal Hi pcs a flirt. Juanita Harrell not married. CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL Page 20 • C H A F ' F E 1 •, HIGH S' CHOOI Page 21 Junior Officers ELIZABETH HALE— Bebe” Class President Red Peppers Glee Club Little and sweet and quite petite.” RODNEY PRESTON— Pie” Class Vice-President Yeller Oawgs Ruff Nex Dramatic Club Orchestra. Basketball Football Track He plays the role of cave man. FONNIE BLAYLOCK- Marquis” Class Secretary Dramatic Club Ruff Nex Yeller Dawgs Class Treasurer Mogul Start Football Basketball The boy with the poetic ‘sole’.’' CHAFFEE HIGH SC H. 001. Page 22 1, KONA P ATT E RSON— Pat Orchestra. Glee Club Ited Peppers Never dul a quiz worry Cyclone uiz.' ELGIN STAUSING— El Yeller Dawgs Ruff Nex If studying interferes with thinking, don’t study.” ETHEL MAE ROBINSON— Skeot Red Peppers Glee Club As a satirist she rules supreme. ANNA MORROW— Dizzy Glee Club Red Peppers Orchestra. Oh knowledge, where art thou?” HAZEL LYNCH— Hadie” Glee Club Red Peppers Jelly Roll K’s and Qs She knows her zoup.” IOLA WITT— Bill Glee Club Jelly Roll K’s and Q’s Red Peppers She’s just a farmer’s daughter. FLORENCE PACK WOOD Nosy Basketball Red Peppers Jelly Roll K’s and Q’s Glee Club Orchestra. If silence is golden, she’s a pauper. i CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL Page TiS HKXRY WASHBURN— Chick” Ruff Nex Yeller Dawgs Mogul StalY Dramatic Club “Blonds are his favorite fruit. FLORENCE FRENCH— Toots Dramatic Club Glee Club Red Peppers The girl with the pleasing personality.’’ ETHEL HORN— Bolo’ Glee Club Red Peppers She toots no man’s horn.” HARRY LEE VELVICK— Fuzzy” Ruff Nex Yeller Dawgs Basketball Track He favors a ‘King’.” CHRISTINA KING— Tinie” Glee Club I just know I’ll fall, I dont know a thing about this. C H A F F E E II I G II SC H 0 O L r' age 24 o NORMA DUGGAK -Normie” Glee Club Red Peppers I know better. M ARGUERIT IS DA VV SON—“ Fat ' Red Peppers Built for endurance, not for speed. M A K Y LA N K FO K D_ La nky” Red Peppers Glee Club “She's in Chaffee, but her heart’s in St. Louis. WILMA GREEN—“Willie” Red Peppers Glee Club “Men are the trial of my life.” MELTON HARRIS— Slim” Yeller Dawgs Ruff Nex Football Questions don't bother me, it’s the answer. C H A F FEE H I G H SCHOOL Page 25 ALBERT DUGGAK—“AT' Dramatic Club Ruff Nex Yeller uawgs He has to keep quiet in study hall. METTA SARI US— Sausagette” Red Peppers Glee Club She finds no difficulty in keeping quiet. DOROTHY DUNN Dot” Dramatic Ciub Glee Club Red Peppers Track Basketball The girl with the “weakly’ crush. CHARLES BOLTON Chug Ruff Nex Yeller Dawgs Jelly Roll K s and Q's Call 16b and ask for Chug.” MARIE DAVIS— Davie Glee Club As an ink slinger, she excells.” OPAL POULK— Weenie” Red Peppers Glee Club She has a fondness for painters.” LELON WHITAKER— Greenback” Ruff Nex Yeller Dawgs Our official bookworm.” HAZEL ERVIN— Hazy” Rea i'eppers She’s a poet, but no one knows it. C HA F FEE HIGH S C H 0 0 I Page 26 Junior History N September, tour hundred and thirty-two years after the sailing of Columbus in the vessel “Santa Maria ’ to our wonderful country, now known as America, a crew of thirty-four in the vessel “C. H. S.” set sail, not seeking a “Land of Riches and Plenty,” hut a “Land of Know- ledge and Learning.” Being utterly inexperienced in the art of manning a ship, we were afraid wc would never reach this “Land of Wisdom” so eagerly sought. With the help of the teachers, we slid safely over the Freshman Sea with the loss of only one of the crew. The next year, losing ten and gaining five of the crew, we sailed courageously onward. We became more proficient and, after many hardships, crossed the broad expanse of Sophomore waters. With three members missing and one added, we deftly steered the vessel “C. H. S.” across the deep and perilous Junior Sea. Now three seas having been crossed, we are preparing to enter the last and most dangerous lap of the journey to the “LAND OF GREATER WISDOM.’ C H A F F E E HIGH SCHO O L Page 27 Junior Class Poem Listen, my children and you shall hear Something about the Juniors we found out this year. First is i.lizaheth charming and small, Then comes Charles both long and tall. Bodne is a caveman hold and proud, Dorothy a flapper little and loud. Our smiling Florence is a queen, And there is Mary who is sweet sixteen. Ethel Mae so slender and fair, And Elgin who gives all girls the air. Another Florence we introduce to you, And Detective Albert in search of a clue. .Anna Morrow who is hunting a beau, Then there is Henry whom you all know, Followed by Harry, a guy with a voice. Who's in love with Christina, the girl of Ids choice. Lclon does justice to our lot of hooks, And Opal gives service with vampish looks. Hazel's amibition is to ride in a coupe, While the other Hazel's wish lies in making soup. There too is Leona with broadcasting fame. Waiting till she can share Melton’s name. Wilma is quiet, hasn’t much to say, Norma is bright, has her lessons every day. Marie is not fat hut iust the right size, Iola wrecks love affairs with her twinkling eyes. Marguerite and Ethel make eyes at the hoys While Metta’s quietness is the teacher's joy. Miss Kitchen, our sponsor, surely knows her stuff. She takes care of Fonnie who wants to he “tuff.” C H A F F E E H I G II S C H OOI. Our Literary Digest Opal FouIk—“The Vampire Leona Patterson—“The Mocking Bird” Bodney Preston—“Tarzan of the Apes Dorothy Dunn—“The Flirt Elizabeth Hale—“Little Miss Nobody Henry Washburn—“The Sheik Norma Duggar—“The Little Princess Melton Harris -“Pudd’n Head Wilson’ Jola Witt—“Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm Hazel Ervin—“The Flapper Harry Velvick—“The Little Minister Albert Duggar—“Freckles Elgin Stausing—“Blunders of a Bashful Man Christina King—“So Big Florence French—“My Lady of the South Wilma Green—“The Brown Mouse Mary Lankford—“Love Mary Ethel Mae Robinson—“She Stoops to Conquer Ethel Horn “Not Like Other Girls Metta Sarius—“Mid-Summer Night's Dream Marguerite Dawscn—“As You Like It Marie Davis—“The Constant Nvmph” Lelon Whitaker—“The Man Without a Country Anna Morrow—“Much Ado About Nothing Florence Pack wood—“The Tempest Charles Bolton—“Daddy Longlegs Hazel Lynch—“Girl of the Limberlost Fonnie Blaylock—“When a Man’s a Man C II A F F E E H I G H S C F. O O L Pape 29 Junior Want Ads LOST The ability to flirt—Harry Velvick. Big reward. One foot in height—Elizabeth Hale. 13 one-inch pencils—Florence Packwood. One young man—Opal FouIk. One Report Card and Deportment Grades— Henry Washburn A Blonde—If found return to Fonnie Blaylock. My Sheikish reputation—Lelon Whitaker. Two St. Louis Girls—Rodney Preston. FOUND One bent pin in Mr. Scott's seat—Call at office and receive reward. A brakeman—Miss Kitchen. A fellow—Christina King. Oil—Buy stock from Fonnie Blaylock. WANTED A Cicero Pony—Eight Junior Girls. A recipe to make hair curly—Henry Washburn. The Senior Name—Twenty-eight Juniors. Ah Oran Sheik—Dot Dunn. Nerve—To take the girls home—Elgin Stausing. One new set of brains—Anna Morrow. Rodney’s caveman appearance—Lelon Whitaker. Deportment Grades—Henry and Fonnie. Something to eat—A. Bum. A he-man—Ethel Mae Robinson. CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL Page ophomore C H A FFE E H I G I! S C H O 0 I Page 31 o NORMA I..ACOCK RAYMOND LEWIS CLIFFORD LEWIS ELOISE WILLIAMS HELEN MAXWELL HARRY RAT LEY MANUEL SLINKARD HENRIETTA CAMPBELL CHAFFER HIGH S C H 0 0 L Page 32 MASON ALLEN MAGGIE DAVIS MARIKA ELWICK FANNIE EVANS BILL W ASHBURN IRIS MORROW DATA AM RHEIN RALPH RONEV CHAFFE E H I G II S C H O 0 L Page 33 ALLAN HUBBARD IRENE POBST RALPH RONEY ELBERT GETTINGS MORRIS HIPES RUTH HEEB LON A HARRISON MARIAN SAMPLE C H A F F E E H IGH S CH00L Page U4 Sophomore Class Poem Do you want to know the secret of a few good times of ours? You won’t have any bruises, or you won’t need any flowers. Just call a meeting quickly, and make a few good plans, Don’t make too much commotion, or you may need some fans. Of course we have our club house, at Coleen Hobbs’ you know. And do we have a good time? Oh sure, when all of us go. ;And, say, can Ralph tell fortunes, oh you may bet he can, Me sat a solid evening holding Coleen's hand. Now Ah is our pianist, hut don't care much to play For when he doesn't have to he talks to Ruth, all day. And “Dizzie” is our Romeo, and can write such rich notes But everyone must understand, he doesn’t mean to get your goats. “Tie me to you apron strings again is Ralph Roney’s favorite song, In fact he sang it one whole night and he sang nothing wrong. Marion with scarlet hair is always ready to recite, But when she tries to find the place it sure does arouse her fright, .Iris, too, is a pretty good sport, and a freshie” is her friend And can Iris sing in Glee Club? Oh, how her voice does blend. Marika isn’t short, we think, of course, she's not so tall, Altho she nearly has to stoop when she tries to enter the hall. Now there are quite a number yet whom we cannot describe. For they are just too comical and they are more than five. Date swallowed a safety pin, hut she doesn’t care much now, For she got it back again, though I don't know just how. We'll soon he glad to leave this row, and move on to the next. For one consolation, next year we don’t have a Latin text. So here’s to the Freshmen, into our row they may come But here’s a warning, Freshies, look out for chewing gum. C H A FFEE HIGH SCHOOL Page 35 Sophomore Literature RULES FOR THE FRESHMEN 1. Do not fool joyous when you smile at teachers and upper classmen and they smile back at you because they are only smiling at your idiotic grin and dumbness. 'Z Leave all baby bottles at home. 3. Keep doll buggies out of the halls. 4. Look up to the Sophomores for all information. 5. Thou shalt not talk so wise because actions speak louder than words. FOR INFORMATION ON HOW TO DO THE FOLLOWING: How to bluff—ask Coleen Hobbs. How to sing—ask Joel Honey. How to play basketball—watch Helen Maxwell. How to ask questions—listen to Nora Lacock. How to grow tall—ask Morris Hipes. How to keep short—ask Marika El wick and Hill Washburn. How to reduce—ask Raymond Lewis. How to turn red hair black—see Marion Sample. How to blush—see Allan Hubbard. How to write poems—see Dizz Allen. How to fall down the hill—see Henrietta Campbell. How to have a good time—see the Sophomore Class. C HAFFEE H I G H SCHOOL Page 36 $+ II A F F E E II I G II SCHOOL Page 37 CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL Page 38 Freshman Class Roll Alfred Bra zeal Leo Trapp Wayne Buckhannon Henry Turner Charles Corvin Fred Gelwix Jesse Hale Bruce Waters Opal Allen Nathalie Bolton Bessie Campbell Louis Harris Lorene Crader Stanley Harris Mildred Fagan A red e 11 H i m me 1 spoch Elizabeth Finney Paul Johnson Virginia Finney Ralph Johnson Pauline Forester Robert Lee Ophelia French Eugene . IcConachie Wilma Heeb Millard Martensen Cornetta Himmelspoch Donald Miller Bertha Lee Lawrence Moore Mardell Masters Harry Osman Alberta Nichols Bel very Roberts Gladys Roney Charles Robbins Ruby Shields Clayton Schultz Doris ThoYnbrugh 0. V. Tines Ethel West CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL Page 39 Flea-Brain Freshman Foolishness An IBEX is a list of subjects printed in the back part of a book. PHEASANTS are the fanning people of Europe. A SENTENCE is a period of time a man must serve in prison. A BARBAHIAN is a woman hair cutter. The AUSTRALIAN BALLOT is a native dance of Australia. LARVAE aic streams of molton rock from volcanoes. An AUTOBIOGRAPHY is a study of automobile parts. A CLAUSE is something animals have to scratch with. A FRACTION is a broken bone. A MYTH is a female moth. WINDMILLS are used in Holland to keep the cows cool in summer. OATMEAL is the meal we eat in the morning. An AVALANCHE is an automobile which takes people to the hospital. WATER is something that turns black when you put your head in it. A BARQUE is a howl made by a dog. An ICICLE is a stiff piece of water. The MINUTE MEN were watchmakers. An OPTIMIST is a man who examines eyes. The STEPPES of Russia are in front of the houses. An ADVERB is a small town just outside a city. A CONFLICT is a person who is kept in prison. The BUTCHER is a beast who supplies us with ham. ICEBERG is the largest city of Iceland. CHAFFEE H I G H Page 40 SCHOOL Junior Hi C II A F F E E HIGH SCHOOL Page 41 I Seventh Grade C H A F V E E H IGH SCHOOL o o MOGUL Eighth Grade Class Roll JACK ALLISON WILSON BOYD EUGENE BUSCHAKD LLEW FLLYN CARTFR CLIFFORD CO A K LEY HARRELL CUNNINGHAM MORRIS FRENCH W. P. LEE FRED LYNCH HARRY POWERS GEORGE SAMPLE WAYNE SARI US ELVVOOD STAUSING ELMER SMITH W A LL AC 10 W A R N E R B. E. CAMPBELL DAVID CARTER DENTON CLINE HARRY CHEATHAM CHARLES CRADER CARLOS CRUMP HAROLD CUNNINGHAM PAUL DAVIS JOHN DAVIS JOHN DOBBS BILLY EASTWOOD ROBERT EVERETT WOODROW FREEMAN DEWITT HARMON JOHN JONES CLYDE WARNER HILLARY WHITE RALPH WILLIAMS MARY ROSE ARNOLD EFFIE COHOON ELIZABETH COHOON LILLIAN CANNON WILMAS CARLE ADDIE BENTON KATHKRYN EGCl M A N N RUTH ERVIN TONE FIELDS VKNEDA FITZGERALD MILDRED FOSTER BEATRICE FOWLER ARA LEE FRENCH EMMA FRENCH ANITA FREEMAN CHARLOTT E GEL W1X LOIS GEORGE LUCILLE GARNET GERALDINE JOHNSTON STELLA KELSO LORENE LACOCK IRENE LEWIS VESTA MAY LYLE LORAINE MATTHEWS RUTH McCURDY GOLD IA R ISTER PAULINE RUSSELL ARAVELLA SNIDER FERN EVELYN STROUD MARY HELEN THOMPSON Seventh Grade Class Roll LELAND ANCIL ROY BARRON J. H. BOLTON CLIFFORD BRAZAEL WILLIAM KELLY HARLAN LaGRANGE BERTRAND LOWRY OWEN McBROOM DAVID MO USER JEROME REEVES ALBERT REYNOLDS THELBERT ROSE J. P. SLAUGHTER VIRDELL SHIELDS PH ALA STEWART BILL ANDY THOMSON ELMER YOUNT LOWELL WALBEK ALBERT WILLIAMS ARTHUR CLARK PHILETUS ABERNATHY WALDO GREEN WENDELL HALL CECELIA BARNES LOUISE CAMPBELL CARMEN CLARK RUTH CUNNINGHAM IRENE CRUMP Ll’RA FOWLER LUCILLE GETTINGS MAUD GOLD ALMA HALBERT JOSEPHINE HARRISON ALMA KELLER LOUISE KRAUSE LOUISE LYLE EVELYN MILLER GWENDOLYN MOORE LORENE NICHOLS MINNIE NEACE MARIE NEWELL ALINE RICHARDSON PAULINE SIMPSON EILEEN SMITH DORIS SCOGSD1LL LOIS WEST EDNA MAY SCHULTZ CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL Page 44 UncleTom mi (lent 0 1’nrle 'Pom, who is always ready to help: whoso reliability cannot easily bo forgotten; whose loyalty and friend- ship are extended to all: wo, the stu- lody, are jrlad to dedicate this pa fro. C II A F F E E H I G H S C II O 0 L Page 45 MOGUL Grade Teachers MR. JAMES OZEE Principal Sixth Grade MARY ELWICK Third Grade AKDA BARNES Fourth Grade MRS. R. BLOCKER Fourth Grade STELLA SCHILL Second Grade LUCY SUO EMATK First Grade MRS. C. BAKHAA1 Fifth Grade IRENE WFHLJNC Second Grade CORNELIA FOSTER Fifth Grade MRS. JAMES OZKE Sixth Grade MRS. M. SINGLETON First Grade ADDIE WAR BLOW Third Grade CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOO! Page 46 o Mogul Queen f As Mogul Queen by virtue of her poise, charm, popularity and friendliness toward all, Miss Mary Elizabeth LaGrange rules over the hearts of her admiring associates. She is very active in school life: as Editor-in-Chief of the Mogul, Secretary-Treasurer of the Ath- letic Association, she has won her promin- ence. These positions speak well of the fact that Mary is an ideal, queen. Her unselfish attitude in working for the good of the school makes her well liked and well fitted for the throne. May her spirit exist forever in the hearts of coining Queens. CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL Page 48 o CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL Page 4y CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL Page 50 I • � - Athletics CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL Page 51 CAPTAINS RAY RONEY VINITA CAMPBELL RAY RONEY Football Basketball Basketball CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL k age 52 Football Record The football season of 1926 was the most successful one the Red Devils have on record. The student body went out and pave the “Old Red Devil Spirits” the glad hand. Team, plus student support always equals success. Blodgett Fornfelt Blodgett 6 7 11 Chaffee Chaffee Chaffee 13 ( 0 Chaffee 39 21 Chaffee 0 ()ran 11 Chaffee 2r Vnnduser 11 Chaffee Fnrnfcdt 6 Chaffee !. t 11 lino 0 Chaffee OS Oran 6 Chaffee 46 Opponents Total 68 Chaffee 213 CHAFFEE. HIGH SCHOOL Page 63 o Football Letter Men ROY McCONNACHIK—Tackle. “Connie” this year played the best football of his career. He was a fellow that was always in the center of the scrap. For the last time he has won the distinction of being one of the Red Devils' best tackles. MASON ALLEN—Center. “Dizz” was a valuable defensive man. and could break through the opposing line and break up many plays. He is a reliable hard hitting player and a mainstay much counted on. RAY RONEY—Fullback and Captain Ronie” was our triple threat man being dreaded by the opposing side either as a kicker, passer, or as a carrier ot the ball. Roney could plunge the line, run in a broken held, or run interference well, and he directed the plays of the team in such a way that all members of the team were given an opportunity to receive their share of the credit. RALPH RONEY—End. “Little Roney” put up a great game all year, and ended the season with one of his best games against Oran on Thanksgiving. He should be a valuable man in the future. C LA Y TON SC H U UTS— Halfback. Schults, when we speak of him, we think of the future, not that he did not credit him- self last season, because he was a man that was on the job all the time. C H A FFEE H I G H S C Ii 0 0 J, Page 54 Football Letter Men H KKY BAILEY—End. •‘Ditch . He cou'd play practically any line position and well. He was Composete ot a hard tackier and thorough-going end. He has a bright future ahead of him. BELVHY ROBERTS—Halt back. He is last, likes nothing belter than to smash up interference. A man that can be counted on in the future. He had the mis- fortune to get jammed up the latter half of the season. FONNIK BLAYDOCK—Halfback. Blaylock played his hrst year for the Red Devils the past season, and gave us an exhibit of real playing. He was, like sev- eral others, handicapped by injuries the lat- ter part of the season. ELBERT G E T TIN G—H a 1 f b a c k. Ab another Red Devil one of those fellows who sees a good many ot the plays finatt hand. He was with the ball a good part of the time. He has two more years. RODNEY PRESTON- Tackle. “Pie” was shifted from the backtieid to tackle, where he did most of his playing. He was one of the best defensive men on the team probably in the hardest position. BERT STROUD-End. “Bull Dog.” He coula smash interference just about :Hight. and the opponents could never get around his end successfully. Bert put all his best efforts into receiving for- ward passes. CHAFFEE HIGH SCH001 Page 5b BASKETBALL HISTORY The first call for practice brought out a huge enthusiastic crowd of hoys who wished to become members of the Red Devils. Hope ran high in the minds of the Red Devils when they walloped the strong Vanduser team 38 to 8 in the first game of the season. The next game was played with Oran on the local court. The Red Devils won by a score of 34 to 10. The passing work of this game was the outstanding feature. The Red Devils .journeyed to Jackson where they were sure they were going to win hut could not hit their stride, and were beaten by a score of 42 to 12. The Red Devils spirit did not die, for the next game they went to Oran and taking the better half of the score, 28 to 14. The classic of the year was next. Illmo was the opponent. The game was played at Illmo. Roth teams fought hard and the Red Devils lead a greater part of the game but were nosed out in the last minute. The Fornfelt Bear Cats came here for the next game. The Red Devils won by a closely played game, the score being 20 to 34. The Red Devils' team work was poor, and put up a poor defense. and won by a score of 28 to 18, the offensive work was very poor on the part of the Red Devils. The next game proved the real mettle of the team when they held the Southeast Missouri tournament winners to a score of 24 to 18. The Red Devils out-played the Indians in the second half but on account of poor shooting lost. The next game was with Benton, but the Red Devils got together the last half The next game the Red Devils played Illmo on the home court to win by a score of 33 to 18. The Red Devils lead the early part of the game, but were un- able to hold the lead. Poor shooting lost for the Red Devils. The last «ame of the season Central Tigers.” came to Chaffee. The Red Devils on the home court put up a real exhibition of fight and team work and outplayed the Tigers in every way, but was another game lost in the last minute. The score was 27 to 25. CHAFFEE II I G II S C II O O I. Page 56 MASON ALLh'N—Guard. The game is never too rough ror “Dlzz” who is always willing to get into the mix-up, although he fouls considerably, his floor work overcomes his fault. He win prob- ably be a member of next year’s team. BELVRY ROBERTS— Guard. “Roberts” made his first basketball letter by playing guard. His work looks promising, and he should loom up still better next year. He has three more years with the Red Devils. MAX THORN HR UGH—Center. “Max” played a fighting game in the spirit of true sportsmansh'p. His strength was ever toward the ball and never toward the man. His place will be hard to fill. HARRY BA 1 BEY—Center. “Ditch” is somewhat of a utility man, being accurate and persistent, he has natural fit- ness for the center position, and offers much promise for the coming year. RO Y M cCONNAC H1 K-Gua rd. “Connie” was considered slow and awkward, while in reality he played the floor and handled the ball as well as any member of the team. This is his last year with the Red Devils. C II A F F E E H I G H SCHOO L Page hi Basketball Letter Men RODNEY P K KST O N—G uard. “Pie” as Running Guard. He could always be depended on fcr a steady defensive game. He found himself th s year a berth on the second All-County team. HAY RONEY '‘'orward and Captain ••Konie” has completed four years of playing for the Red Devils, and his place will be hard to till. He was always in the game and fighting for v.ctory. He was equally at home on the basketball court, whether on the offensive or defensive, and his “never say die” spirit will be missed next year by the team. RALPH RONEY—Forward. “Litte Konie”. a snappy forward, displayed much ability for covering the court. He Is a tig hi in g. consistent player. He has two more years. HARRY VKLVJCK- Forward. Spider” came to us from DeSoto. He played only a few games, but when in the game, cou d be depended upon for his best efforts. He will make a strong bid for a regular position next year. K LBERT GETTING—Guard. •‘Abe’’ bad the knack of breaking up an opposing offensive movement just when we were gett ng nervous. This is his second year with the Red Devils, and we hope the next year will find him in good condition. C II A F F F. F II I G H SCHOO L Rage os Qirls’ Basketball Record The Girls Basketball team had a very successful season this year. There were five new players and Coach Scott successfully coached the team. The season opened with a game with the Vanduser sextette. The Devil- cttes were defeated, due to the fact that the new players were a bit stage fright- ened. They lost by one point, 11—12. December 22nd they played Omi. This being tl e second game of the sea- son, the Devilettes easily won from the Eagles on the local court. The score was 26—14. January 14th the Devilettes journeyed to Orrn for a return game. Being han- dicaped by playing on a threedivision court, they were unable to untie the score, 14—14. Jsnv.aiy 21st Chaffee went to Illrro. The Devilettes were enable to yen started until the last quarter when the players tempers were aroused and the good team work brought the score up to 26—26. February 11th Delta girls came to Chaffee. The game started good. Vinita and Eleanor looping in several long shots scared them so had that they couldn't get away from our guards, making the score 27—15. February 18th Benton came to Chaffee with the hope of winning. They soon lost all hopes when the Devilettes got started. The game ended 25—19. February 25th was a very exciting day. Why? The Devilettes played their last game of the season with Illmo a team we have never beaten before. The game started off in our favor, and ended the same way. Illmo was only able to get one field goal. The score was 24—12. CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL rage dU GLADYS HONEY—Guard. Gladys Honey a Freshman guard. Is among our best players and a very good' pard. R I'TH H EEB—Center. Kuth Heeb is good at hitting the goal If it hadn’t been for her, we’d come out In the hole. FLORENCE PACK WOOD Forward. Florence Packwood slim and stilt Can give other teams a pretty good dllt.” VINITA CAMPBELL—Forward and Captain has a bright tuture ahead of him. Vinita Campbell our captain and all. Can play a game, no breaks or falls. BERNICE HOKSTMAN Guard A good ole Senior and one of our guards Is Bernice Horstman and she knows her cards. CHAFFKK HIGH SCHOOI F ig e bO ELEANOR WEST—Forward. Eleanor West, even tho’ she is slim Makes the heads of other teams swim. DOROTHY DUNN—Guard. Dorothy Dunn is small and spry. Can take the ball and jump sky high. COLEEN HOBBS—Guard. A very good guard and a Sophomore too Is Coleen Hobbs to get us through. BESSIK CAMPBELL—Guard. Bessie Campbell a Freshman guard. Plays a hard game and can jump a yard. MAGGIE DAVIS—Forward. Maggie Davis is a forward for our team. She plays a good game for a Sophomore sunbeam. C HAFFEE HI G II S C II 0 0 I. Page bi Hoo’s Hoo 1. Greatest heart smasher (Lady).................Coleen Hobbs 2. Greatest heart-smasher (Gentleman).........Henry Washburn 3. Rudest person _____________ —.........Ethel Mae Robinson 4. Most tactful person..........-..............Fonnie Blaylock 5. Gii l with the best line...................... Josephine Collier 6 Fellow with the best line..............................Lyman Foulk ?. Worst gum chewer Ray Roney Ln .irst prison Howard Hipes 9. Most energetic person .......................... Eleanor West 10. Person with the broadest grin--------1______________ Mason Allen 11. Mr. Scott's most regular visitor.....................Ralph Johnson 12. Most fickle in love......................... Dorothy Dunn 13. Teacher who talks the most.................... -Mrs. Williams 14. Teacher who gives the hardest tests .. i..............Miss Kitchen 15. Most merciful teacher............................... Mr. Byerly 10. Most merciless teacher............................. Mr. Kincaid 17. Most polite person____________________________ Opal Freeman 18. Heaviest student.....—............ ......Henrietta Campbell 19. Most dignified teacher.----------------------------- Miss Slagle 20. The goofiest guy--------------------------------- -..Leo Trapp 21. The biggest hum ............................ -_..0. V. Tines 22. The biggest hookworm............ ,............Christina King 23. The biggest jelly bean............... ......................Harry Velvick 24. The biggest caveman ............. -............... Rodney Preston 25. Our most beautiful damsel.........................Florence French CHAFFEE HIGH Page ¥2 S C H 0 0 7. Organizations C II A FFE E II I G II S C H 0 0 1 Page 63 RAY RON4EY BOYS ATHLETIC EDITOR MAX THORNBRU6H BU5INE55 MA VAOfT? RUTH HEED GIRLS ATHLETIC EDITOR CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL i'agy 64 Soon after the opening of school, the Black Shield Dramatic Club initiated nine new members, six grils and three boys. A three-act play, “For the Love of Mike, was presented December 3, 1926. Our part in the high school carnival was a one-act farce, entitled “The House of Mystery, which was repeated at the Carnival Revue. They are: Eleanor West Minnie Allen Juanita Grace Josephine Collier Johnnye Cox Dorothy Dunn Bernice Borstman Florence Packwood Florence French Henry Washburn Lyman Foulk Rodney Preston Fonnie Blaylock Albert Duggar Roy McGonachie CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL V3� Ss Page 05 The Community Civics Club was organized early in the first semester by the members of the Citizenship class, taught by Miss Kitchen. The following offi- cers were elected: Eugene McConachie, President; Stanley Harris, Vice-Presi- dent; Harry Osman, secretary. The club had a special program every two weeks, when some special phase of citize encourage and build ideals of citizenship. Nathalie Bolton Alford Brazal Mildred Fagan Virginia Finney Pauline Forester Ophelia French Jesse Hale Stanley Harris Wilma Heeh Carnetta Himmelspoch Paid Johnson nship was discussed. Its aim was io The members are: Italph Johnson Robert Lee Eugene McConachie Millard Martensen Mardell Masters Harry Osman Charles Bobbins Bel very Roberts Gladys Roney Henry Turner Bruce Waters CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOI cage 66 Fonnie Blaylock Harry Velvick Melton Harris Elgin Stausing Henry Washburn Lclon Whitaker Albert Duggar Charles Bolton Rodnev Preston CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL Cage 67 The Buff Nex was organized by the Junior hoys to uphold the Junior stand- ards. When anything was to he done, they were ready to serve. At the parties they provided all the life and fun. Jokes CLASSROOM REVERIES What the heck . . . no, it's the guy behind me he means . . . wonder if Valencia is a town or a girl . . . oh, what a head . . . oh, lady . . where’s that book? . . . bet Pete’s new suit won t lit me . . . do elephants ever have indigestion? . broke for another week . . . hope that tire doesn’t flatten out any more . . . this old sport needs a shave . . . she said something about Fri- day night . . . twenty more min- utes of this hokum . . . stay away from me, hoy, I don’t know this part . . . and six straight naturals . . . what price school . . . Lady Luck pounding her ear again . . . gentlemen before blondes . . . gosh . . . who teaches tadpoles to swim? ... I knew 1 had that dime somewhere . . . said moon- light didn't affect her a hit . . . roses red, violets blue, and so am I roses red, violets blue, and so am I . . . well . . . wonder where I slept Monday night . . . get your gunboat off my books . . . in lower ten . . . say, you’re no hollyhock yourself. . . . All over. Hey, got a light? “What time is it, Jim?” “Two o’clock.” “What my watch says quarter of eight” “Well, ain't that two?” 1st......They Meet 2nd.........They Marry 3rd —.......They Carry Albert—“Say, how did you make out at the Glee Club tryout?” Rodney—“Made first bass on four bawls.” On the Examinations Question—What is a Plymouth Rock hen? Answer One that lays hard boiled eggs. Question Who was Homer? Answer The guy Babe Ruth made fa- mous. Question What is bigamy? Answer—An insanity that causes a man to pay three board bills instead of two. Minion: What can I bring you, sir? Salem Judge—Get me that old witch Hazel. There was a young lady named Vaughan Who got up each day with the daughan; She played on the laughan With a cast iron faughan, For her reason was totally gaughan. It My girl is so tepid sin� held an egg in her hand and hatched two chicks from it. Itter—That’s nothing. My girl walked tip to a tree and kissed it. Yes, sir; it took thirty men to put out the forest fire! There was a good man from Calcutta, He talked with a terrible stutta; He screwed up his face When he tried to say grace And blew his false teeth in the butta. “We’re off Key,” said the orchestra lea- der as he tore up all the copies of the Star Spangled Banner. Elizabeth—What did Franklin say when he discovered electricity in lightning? Harry—Nothing, he was too shocked. Some men earn their livelihood by the sweat of their frau. C H A F F K E H I G H S C B O O 1. J’age bS ORDER DAWG5 ROYAL YELLER The Teller Dawgs after locating in their kennel for the beginning of their second year of existence, took in all of the Junior hoys as new members. This hardy aggregation of hounds represented to a great extent the life of the school. They represented the school on the field of I attle, in social activities and all other affairs of the school. One moonlight night the dawgs deemed it necessary to feed, so they gathered around a huge mulligan, and after pouring it into their faces departed for home very much satisfied. The inmates of the kennel are: Lyman Foulk Ray Honey Glenn Fowler Roy MeConaohie Max Thornbrugh Fonnie Blaylock Harry Yelvick Melton Harris Elgin Stausing l.elon Whitaker Albert Duggar Charles Bolton Rodney Preston Henry Washburn CHAFF E F. HIGH SCBOO L J'agi? by The first K. K. K. Club in Chaffee High School was organised during tlie fall of 1925 by the Senior and Junior Girls with Miss Kitchen as sponsor. The aim of this club is to encourage the social side of school life and to promote good fcl lawship within the classes. The name of the Club is the motto, the motto is a secret. Who knows us by any other than “K. K. K.‘ ? Opal Hipes, President Josephine Collier Edna Burton Mary Elizabeth LaGrange Juanita Reser Opal Freeman Eleanor West Bernice ITorstman Cordelia McGuire Juanita Grace Vinita Campbell Minnie Allen C H A F F E E HIGH S C II 0 O T. Pagi.- 70 I The Jelly Rolls, an organization of party-givers, added much to the social life of the school. Throughout the entire year their social calendar has been lull of EATS and good times. Data Amrheim Mason Allen Klhert Gettings Helen Maxwell Maggie Davis Irine Pobst Ralph Roney Harry Bailey Allen Hubbard Howard Ilipcs Manuel Slinkard Morris Hipes Joel Honey Florence Packwuod Iola Witt Louis Harris Charles Holton Hazel Lynch CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL Page 1 “ o CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL ” P K6 72 C H A F F EE HIGH SCHOOL rage !•� Glee Club A Glee Club is one of the organizations which is beneficial to good high school standing. This year the Girls' Glee Club, under the direction of Miss Frances Renoe, has iiad a very full program. At Christmas a Cantata entitled “Child Jesus was presented, and many Glee Club members were used in the Spring Carnival. As this annual goes to press, we are very l-usy working on music for the commencement exercises. Opal Allen Nathalie Bolton Henrietta Campbell Josephine Collier Johnnye Cox Norma Duggar Dorothy Dunn Opal Koulk Elizabeth Finney Opal Freeman Ophelia French Florence French Pauline Forester Juanita Grace Wilma Green Elizabeth Hale Ruth Hale Ethel West Eon a Harrison Cornetta Ilimmelspoch Opal Hipes Ethel Horn Norma Lacock Mary I.ankford Hazel Lynch Mardel! Masters Anna Morrow Iris Morrow Florence Hack wood Leona Patterson Ethel Mae Robinson Marian Sample Metti; Sarins Doris Thornbrugh Eloise Williams Tola Witt 4ft CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL t'agu i CAVEMAW COQPOfAL (,RAMA A htLLO FACHfcR CHUSt waa m Always the Hardest. A girls kisses are like pickles in i bottle—the first is hard to get, hut the rest come easy. Henry—Give me a comb without py- orrhea. Clerk- liaddaya mean? Henry One whose teeth won't fall out. Dizz—“Where is Atoms?” Ah—“Atoms? You means Athens, don't you?” Dizz- “No: Atoms—the place where everything is blown to.” “Whither, Rodney, with the cane and tin cup?” “I've got a blind date, and I'm going to make her useful.” Summer hotels, and some aren't. w ,“Yeh,” moaned Dizz dining in a res- taurant, “yeh, this is a spring chicken all right. I just hit into one of the springs.” Stude—I call my Ford Lucy because she's always going to pieces. Prunes- [ call mine Virginia. She’s such a little creeper. 1 almost tore my New suit on a Nail yesterday. It Sure was a Clothes call. Jim took his girl to a hall game last year, and it happened that we were getting hatted all over the lot. The girl finally turned to Jim and re- marked: “Isn’t that pitcher wonder- ful? He hits the hats no matter where they hold them.” Teacher of Hygiene “Why must we al- ways he careful to keep our homes clean and neat?” l ittle Girl “Because company may walk in at any moment.” How to Make a Speech lake three long breaths. Compliment the audience. Outline what you are not going to say. Points that you will touch on later. Two familiar quotations. Outline of what you are going to say. Point out that you have not time to touch on that now. Deference to what you said first. Funny story. Compliment the audience. Ditto to city, state and country. Applause. Quite matchless are her dark brown iiii, She talks with perfect eeee, But when I tell her she is yyyy, She says I am a tttt. Sheik Bay says if he got eight hours of sleep a night he would die of sleep- ing sickness. Mary “Sometimes you appear really manly, and sometimes you are effem- inate. How do you account for it? Harry “I suppose it’s hereditary. Half of my ancestors were men, the other half women.” He—“I see in the paper that a widower with nine children out in Nebraska has married a widow with seven children.” She—“That was no marriage. That was a merger.” Opal- “They’re saying now that an onion a day keeps the doctor away. Anna “Yes. But what’s the good of that if it keeps all the other men away, too?” Bay—Is football your favorite game? Bernice: No, T prefer wild turkey vi toast. Great minds run in the same paths— do l'ttle pigs. CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL j-’age 6 Orchestra The Orchestra was reorganized tii though started later than usual this Students from Junior High as well as VIOLINS— Henrietta Campbell Juanita Grace Ophelia French Norma Lacock Anna Morrow FLUTE— Joel Honey CORNETS— Florence Pack wood is year after two years of inactivity. Al- year, it lias achieved remarkable results, from Senior High have taken part. ALTO HORN— George Sample BASSOON Rodnev Preston TUBA— Wallace Warner SAXOPHONE— Ralph Williams DRUMS— Lvman Foulk PIANO— I eona Patterson C H A F F E E H I G II S C II 0 O I. rase 77 Jokes li What I eautiiiilly irregular grain our tie k lias! Soph- es, it's knotty, hut nice. Cashier Is this a good check?” It t honk! he. I raised it myself.” LSE SMITH, yng and htfl, Ivd Hrry •Ins. One light, whle stndg in a hit 1 Il l y. she dined to see lun entr with a grgs Ikng crtre in whm he smd wll plsed. The crtre was clinging to hs arm and lghng hpply. Hrtsck, Lse wnt hme. The nxt light, whn Ilrry clld fr hr. she feed Inn dfntly and chllngd: “Who ws tht Idy I sn you wth 1st nglit?” Hrry Ighd hilly. “Oh, tht” he snckred, “tht ws no ldv, tht ws my wife.” “Prdn me,” sd Sse, “T in srry I mstrstd you.” And she flw into hs arms. Incdutlly, she gt the jh. Henry—“I'd like a pencil.” Chug Hard or soft?” Henry “Soft. It's for writing a love letter.” Irritated father—The idea of your over- ill whig your hank account. I never heard of such a thing! Juanita—Oh, it’s all right. Daddy. I sent them a check to cover the amount I overdrew! “Too had about Pompeii, isn't it? They say he died of an eruption.” “Tired of walking, little girl?” asked the hr� ght college lad as he raced up in his hig car. “I sure am,” replied Eleanor. “Then run a while,” said the bright col- lege lad, as he raced away in his hig car. noose is good noose,” said the par- doned murderer. h a hcrse f 11 off the Prince of Wales, that would he news. Helen—“He put his arms around me three times last night.” irgin’a—-“Heavens, lie must have long arms.” We've se oi for years the jelly beans, The flappers and such freaks, Put we will humbly how to the Arabian Knights as Sheiks. Drunk “Say, 1 had'n awful dream last night.” I )run ker—“Howzat ?” Drunk I dreamt I saw two worms fighting n dead earnest.” Drunker—“Earnest who?” If money talks, As some folks sav, It never gives Itself away. Mr. Kincaid (to the Agriculture Class)— “The lien is a wonderful animal. It can he eaten before it is horn and after it is dead.” When he is horn, his mother gets the rHention: at his marriage, the bride gets it: at his funeral, the widow gets it. Cautious She Tell me that you love me. He Sure: hut don't ask me to write it. Mr. Scott—“When I was twenty T made up my mind to get rich!” Mrs. Scott—“Hut you never became rich.’ Mr. Scott No, I decided it was easier to change my mind.” CHAFFEE HIGH SC H 00 7. rage Page 7U CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL Fage 8u Jokes JOKES Josephine (as ear sputters and stops) - What's the matter now?” Henry Lng.nes missing.” Josephine—“Well, for the love of Pete, walk right back and find it.” A young woman goes upstairs at 7:41) to dress for the evening. She is nine- teen years old and weighs 102 pound.-. State the wait of the young man downstairs. Henry Turner—“Now 1 want to show you how to change gears.” Iris Morrow—Oh, Henry, let's not change them; they're just right as they are.” « « «r Miss Kitchen (in Civics Class) “What is overhead expense?” Millard Martensen—“It is expense from the ceiling.” � Donald Miller—“Say, Belvery, I dreamed I ate shredded wheat last night. Wasn’t that a funny dream?” Belvery Roberts—“It sure was.” Donald Miller—“I woke up and found half the mattress was gone.” e- Christine was whispering to Wilma Heeh. We asked, “What has Christina on her mind? Wilma, innocently, “Nothing.” « « « Opal “Johnny, what are you doing?’ Johnny—“I am trying to find something about that man, George Eliot, and can't find a thing in the library about him.” Mrs. Thornbrugh—“Max, you’ll have to go to the store. Max—“Boloney.” Mrs Thornbrugh—“Not today son, let’s have steak.” Jim—“The teacher has asked us to write a sentence using the word tradilfon; what does u mean?” Father—“Oh, that means something handed down from generation to gen- eration.” Jim wrote: “My pants are a tradition. He—“Bill was almost drowned last night.” She “Really! How? He—“The pillow slipped, the bed spreau and he fell through the mattress into the spring.” ft ft ft ft ft Raymond Lewis—“What do you mean b telling everyone I am dumb? ’ Iris Morrow—“I'm sorry; I didn't know n was a secret.” Dizz—“Were you laughing at me? ’ Ah—“No, sir.” Dizz—“Then what else is there around here to laugh at.” « « « « « She—“Have Indians any distinct social groups?” He—“Sure, haven't you heard of those Indian clubs?” His Final Examination A jolly young chemistry bluff, While making compound of some stuff, Held a match to the vial And after a while They found his front teeth and a cuff. « « « Ralph—“Horrible tortures they used on the Orientals, weren’t they?” 1 elon—“Come how?” Ralph—“I've just been reading how they plastered up the Chinks in the walls of the old forts.” Once there was a CHS boy who didn't have to use a club to keep the girls away from his class ring. He didn’t have one. C HAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL -----------— Page 81 rage «i: THE MOGUL P. N. Keller H. H. Washburn W K-W INSURANCE AGENCY SOUTHEAST CORNER MAIN AND YOAKUM | Eggimann Mercantile Co. — We Thank You For Your Patronage Eggimann Mercantile Co. CHAFFEE, CALENDAR Aug. 29—Cyclone going South brings in teachers. Train wrecks forcing them all to stay awhile. Aug. 30—Classes meet. Latin I swamped with 36 students. Miss Kitchen hopes for casualties. Teachers introduced to students. Aug. 31—Boys out for football. Believe it or not, Fonnie had on a uniform. Sept. 1—Yes, we like the new teachers verv much. Sept 3—Anxiously waiting for 4 o'clock, but disappointed because we must come hack to school on Labor Day. Sept. 7 -We did get Labor Day off after all. Girls Physical Ed. meet. Sept. 8—Athletic Association elects offi- cers. Elizabeth Hale chosen to rep- resent Chaffee High as Neighbor Day Queen at Benton. Sept. 10—Class Sponsors announced. Sat- isfied, Juniors? COOK WITH ELECTRICITY THE MODERN WAY SAFE-CLEAN—CONVENIENT No ashes to carry—the kitchen is always cool Electric Ranges and Electric Service Is the Combination That Brings Electric Cooking Within the Reach of Most Modern Homes MISSOURI UTILITIES COMPANY THE MOGUL A. R. Zoelsmann, Pres. Telephone 560 Dempsey Grocer Company WHOLESALE 117-23 Water Street CAPE GIRARDEAU, MISSOURI Sept. 11—The beautiful melody “Do mi so do” is heard from the music room as Miss Renoe trys the voices of the Glee Club girls. Sejt. 14—Classes organized. Rodney trys to beat Miss Slagle's record of asking questions in English Literature Class. Sept. 15—The school renews some of its PEP. Our wonderful teacher Mr. Kincaid presided at the piano dur- ing “pep” meeting. Oh how lovely! Sept. 16—The Juniors challenged any class to 100 per cent membership of Athletic Association first. The Ju- niors won! Sept. 17—Dramatic Club holds annual try-outs for those seeking member- ship. Sept. 20- Hot! And all praying for rain! “Pep leaders elected from every two classes. Henry Washburn will have to use some of the energy, which he has been saving, and lead yells. Sept. 22—The Dramatic Club buries its new members during a very im- pressive ghostly ceremony. Sept. 2$—Tomorrow will he our first foot- ball game of season. 10 Foreign Countries 32 States 146 High Schools 35 Universities Colleges Were represented in the enrollment of the RUBICAM BUSINESS SCHOOLS last year. There must be a reason for such uni- versal choice. 2926 positions were open to graduates last year. Rnhicam Business SchnnI ‘ Cape’s Largest Drug Store” South Side—Right Next To Chaffee CAPE GIRARDEAU, MISSOURI 4931-33 Delmar Blvds. 3469-75 S. Grand Blvd. ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI .Page so THE MOGUL Chaffee Ice Cold Storage Company CHAFFEE, MISSOURI Manufacturers of PURE DISTILLED WATER ICE BRANCH HOUSES: Oran, Mo. Fornfelt, Mo. Vanduser, Mo. Canalou, Mo. Morehouse, Mo. Distributors of HIGH GRADE COAL THEMOGUL Every Day Is A BARGAIN DAY AT Osman’s Variety Store 131 W. YOAKUM AVE. CHAFFEE, MISSOURI The Arnold Hotel and Cafe Open Day and Night Pure Food Properly Served H. A. ARNOLD, Prop. CHaKKEE, mo. Sept. 24—Chaffee heat Blodgett 13—6. Hurrah! Sept. 25—Cold! Everyone has his red flannels on. Sept. 27—Fonnie says colder, and must he more red flannels. Sept. 29—Dramatic Cluh had its secret initiation. All are dressed up for the occasion. Oct. 1—Chaffee beaten by Fomfelt in football. Score 6—7. Oct. 4—The pupils greatly appreciated the quartet of the faculty in the twenty minute period. This was the day set aside for high school music. Oct. 5—The Junior girls have a secret. The Junior hoys are getting curious. Oct. 6—Pep meeting the twenty minute pericd. Hooray! School dismissed tomorrow for Neighbor Day. Oct. 7—Red Devils lose to Blodgett. “S'matter, team?.” Oct. £—Back to school again. Everything dull, so “Diz” takes several Red Dev- ils to Vanduser. 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Bohnsack and Fuller OSTEOPATHIC PHYSICIANS 321 H.-H. Building CAPE GIRARDEAU, .:. MISSOURI Oct Oct. ing for basketball today. 13—Reverend Bates gave a talk dur- ing the twenty minute period. 11—Our little Josephine and other girls of our high school suffered quite a thrill today when a “perfect dream of a boy” passed in a Ford coupe. Miss Kitchen has an ill opinion of their taste. Oct. 15—Red Devils vs. Diehlstadt. Yea team! Fite 'em! Red Devils win, Oct. 17—Connie says that a little woman is a dangerous thing. Oct. 18—Leo Trapp is so rich he can af- ford to use a toothpick in public. Oct. 20—Football game. Vanduser here. We suffered a defeat. “Red Peppers” appeared for the first time. A lively outfit! Lots of pep and enthusiasm displayed. Oct. 21—Announced in study hall that there will be no school Thursday and Friday because of Teachers’ meeting. Roof moves up one foot. Oct. 22—Everyone is busy renting his tired brain. Oct. 25—“K. K. K. and “Yeller Dawgs’ re-organize. 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First team to cross their goal line. Rah for our side! Nov. 6—Max Thornbrugh informs us that be does not play by ear because his neck is not long enough. Nov. 7—Tomorrow will be Monday if it doesn’t rain. Nov. 8—It didn’t rain. Nov. 10—Mr. Hickerson, a Baptist evan- gelist, gives interesting talk during Free’s Grocery Co. FRESH VEGETABLES AS NEAR AS YOUR TELEPHONE PROMPT DELIVERY SERVICE PHONE 340 405 N. Main Street CHAFFEE, .:. .:. MISSOURI COMPLIMENTS OF % A. Hang Jeweler and Optician 120 N. MAIN STREET PHONE 404 CAPE GIRARDEAU, MISSOURI Page oU THE MOGUL New Rigdon Laundry s $ Lace Curtains and Rugs | washed in our laundry look as good as new “T R Y US” | Class Pins and Rings Made to Order . . . CAPK GIRARDF.AI Missorm F. H. KASSEL 3J1' ut p I r r 6 2 5 BROADWAY Expert Repairing “Where Gems end Gold are Fairly Sold. CAPE GIRARDEAU, MO. twenty minute period. Nov. 11—Birthday week at school. School dismissed for the afternoon. Thanks to the World War. Nov. 12—Chaffee played Fornfelt and beat them. The Bed Peppers did tricks as usual. Nov. 17—Rev. Velvick, the new Methodist minister, visited our school and gave a very delightful talk on “The two homely virtues, honesty and courte- sy.” Snow! Galoshes have the day. Nov. 18—Pep meeting today. Major Hoo- ple gave a talk on his experiences in South America. Tee-Hee. Nov. 19—We defeat lllmo 68 to 0 today. F.fteen Rahs for Red Devils. Nov. 22—Mr. Kincaid introduces new choruses to “Ruben and Radial.” Nov. 23—Mr. Scott announces that school will he dismissed on Thursday and Friday for Thanksgiving. Roof raises another foot. Nov. 24—The grade school gives an en- tertain at the Gym entitled “The In dian Princess.” It was enjoved by all. 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Soda News Dec. New teacher, Mr. Byerly, arrived today to take Miss Packwood’s (Mrs. now) place. Play was given to quite a large crowd with much success. Kittens and “strays” were in evidence throughout the play. Dec. —Football Banquet. Bertie seen pawning silverware the next day. Dec. (i—First Staff meeting today. Covers for Mogul displayed to the hungry eyes of the staff. Dec. 8—Everybody on the two basketball squads working hard for a victory over Vanduser. IF YOU WANT THE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT AND HAVEN’T THE JACK, CALL Wylie Packwood Real Estate Agency, Inc. AND WE’LL DO THE REST Telephone 225 WYLIE k PACKWOOD BLDG. “Fire Insurance For This World Only” CHAFFEE, MISSOURI THE MOGUL “Photographs Tell Your Story Best” School Annuals Given Our Best Attention Commercial Photographs Made Anywhere Quality Photo Finishing and Enlarging FOR PHOTOGRAPHS THAT PLEASE 1446 Main St. CAPE GIRARDEAU, MISSOURI THE MOGUL � «SSg®8SSss Farmers Cooperative Assn. Feed, Flour and Seeds of All Kinds FARM TOOLS AND FENCING We Pay the Highest Market Price for Poultry and Eggs 12 S. Frederick St. Cape Girardeau, Mo. Eg8888S8S888S8888888«8888®S8 !6SssS«8S8SS886 6®e!SS88888®88®SS888S88®$8S8SS@8'i Doc. 9—Question heard quite often now; How long shall we get off for Xmas? Dec. 14—Cold—B-r-r-r. Old Santa is bring- ing Xmas with him sure enuf. Ju- niors choose names. Dec. 15—First basketball games. Boys vs. All Stars; Girls vs. Teachers. Scores 19, Teachers 10. Boys 53, All Stars 11. Two teams were played against the All Stars, each one do- nating its part to the offense. Dec. 16—Teachers nursing bruises re- ceived in the fray last night. They the fighting spirit displayed. Dec. 17—Vanduser here tonite. The Dev- ilettes lost after a severe injury to one of their guards. The boys, how- ever, fared much better, walloping Yellow Jackets to the tune of 38 to 8. Chalk up one mark of vengeance on Vanduser. Dec. 20—Foggy today. Some one said that Mr. Kincaid got lost among the clouds and it took him an hour to get to school. Dec. 21—Juniors exchanged gifts today. Many amusing gifts were seen. Mr. are to be congratulated however for Compliments of Qreen Parrot Confectionery Meet Your Friends Here in the Afternoon and in the Evening HIGH GRADE ICE CREAM CANDIES and SODA CHAFFEE, MISSOURI «SrSSSSSSSSSS; THE MOGUL THE FOLLOW ING PROFESSIONAL MEN OF CHAFFEE WISH TO THANK THE CITIZENS FOR THEIR PATRONAGE THROUGH THE PAST YEAR AND WE HOPE THAT WE MAY HOLD YOUR REGARDS. G. A. SAMPLE, M. D. W. 0. FINNEY, M. D. W. A. WALLING, D. D. S. W. H. RICHARDSON, D. D. S. J. H. HALE, Attorney-at-Law ®SS8888g8888888� 5=!� 8888S888S88S88gSS88888S®S888SSS=?S8S¥- THEMOGUL $ CALL ON . . . . Excelsior Furniture Music Company Everything in the Furniture and Music Line 533-535—Broadway—533-535 CAPE GIRARDEAU, MISSOURI X — SSs S=%sSSSSSS@: Scott asked for donations' of food, clothing, and toys for the unfortunate people of Chaffee. Dec. 22—Walloped Oran Boys and Girls tonite. Their boys carried home the small end of a score of 34 to 10 while their girls very sorrowfully toted home the smaller digits of a 24 to 12 score. Dec. 23—Things were still pouring in today for the more unfortunate peo- ple of our city. Mr. Scott thanked all who donated and wished us a Merry Xmas. SSSsssssssssssss4 Dec. 2,5 to Jan. 3—Wow! Merry Xmas! Vacation! Victory over Sikeston All Stare. More Vacation! New Years— Won’t Vacation ever end? Now back to school. Teachers seen wear- ing Diamonds galore. Jan. 4—Boys are workin’ for a victory over Jackson this week. Jan. 5—Oh boy! What pretty weather. May it never end. Everyone tells everyone else what a keen vacation he had. 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Jan. 11—Class meetings today. not meet. 9 9 9 Two That commit- classes did tee again Jan. 12—The beautiful weather is mak- ing exit. Now out with the rain coats, galoshes, hoots, etc. Jan. 13— Rain and sleet. Wow! A nice reception for the state inspector. Jan. 14—The Oran Eagles sustained a loss when the Red Devils romped over them to the tune of 28 to 14. The Eaglet tes, however, held the Devilettes to a tie score; 14 to 14. Jan. 17 Whiskers galore! Boys who signed up not to shave for two weeks now have a substantial growth of foliage, shrubbery, undergrowth or what not on their physiognomy. Jan.18—Nothin’ much today cept meet- ing. Some of the girls are looking as if they had swelled heads today. Too much broadcasting last night. Jan. 19—Seniors selected their invita- Open Evenings Telephone 2007 American Beauty Parlor ! Remington Typewriter Co. 825 BROADWAY Over College Inn Miss Margaret Mudd Proprietress J. A. JACKSON DISTRICT REPRESENTATIVE CAPE GIRARDEAU, .:. MISSOURI CAPE GIRARDEAU, .:. MISSOURI a Demonstration 13-15 MAIN STREET A Clothing Store for Men and Boys CAPE GIRARDEAU, MO. MISSOURI the hoys. Jan. 27 Miss Slagle held a test on our knowledge of the names of authors of books today. Jan. 28- Many Lee, the Vclvick lad, was kicked out of Shorthand Class by Miss Knott. He grew too hilarious for the occasion. Jan. 28—Fornfelt came over tonite and were melted in the cauldrons of the Red Devils to the tune of 34 to 26. Jan. 31— Boys B. B. team suffered a shake-up today. Mr. Scott seemed determined in his efforts to stop the tions. Much ado over nothing. Jan. 20—Somebody paging Rip Winkle mistook Ah” Gettings for the dear old man. Jan. 21—Went to Illmo tonite The Dev- ilottes tied the Illmo girls after a sensational comeback in the 4th quarter. Boys lost 27 to 25 after leading tin Illmo team almost the en- tire game. Too much shaving tired the hoys. Jan. 24—Ah, we gave our dormant vocal chords a vigorous workout today. Jan. 25— No lights! 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Feh. 10—Game with Vanduser has been called off Feb. 11—The Devilettcs played a lone hand tonite defeating the Delta girls. Feb. 14—Valentine day. Blankety Blank. ? ? ? ? Who sent me that comic, valentine? Feb. 16—Everybody preparing for the Carnival. X. O. RAY I jflALTHER’S I Leading Jeweler At Prices That Will Meet The Approval of All “The Home of Gifts That Last.' Repair Work A Specialty CHAFFEE, Furniture and Undertaking Company “Where Broadway Meets Middle” CAPE GIRARDEAU, MO. Complete Home . Furnishings . Our Prices Are Low .fage THE MOGUL Meyer-Albert Grocer Co. DISTRIBUTORS OF CAPAHA CANNED GOODS SPECIAL BRAND FLOUR CAPE GIRARDEAU, MISSOURI Feb. 17—The Carnival! No school! Wow, but the carnival beats all! Whistles, horns, confetti, shows, etc., all go to- gether and form our bigegst and best carnival. Rah! Feb.18—Lo! We sing about spring and other frivolous items. Feb. 22—Commerce, Mr. Kincaid's erst- while place of abode, was trammeled in the dust, by our boys, to the tune of 33—14. Feb. 23—If the temperature keeps rising, Palm Beach suits will have to be extracted from the moth balls and donned. Feb. 24—Intelligence test given by Dr. Kincaid, L. L. D„ B. S„ T. N. T„ to- day. Most of us registered a double minus. Feb. 25—Our haggard miens were raised and lowered in one brief evening. Our girls successfully trimmed the Illmo girls. The boys, however, lost an uninteresting game due to spor- adic scoring which wasn’t sporadic enough. Feb. 28—Intensive B. B. practice today for a victory over Cape tomorrow. £ 0 THE BIG READY-TO-WEAR STORE Clothes of Quality and appearance of styles that appeal to the most exact- ing-—and at very reasonable prices. An invitation is extended to you to visit Southeast Missouri’s Greatest Ready-to-Wear Store :: :: :: :: CAPE GIRARDEAU, MO. rage vj THE MOGUL Go to . . . I FINLEY’S | “The Official Ring Salesman for The High School” High Class Soda and and Fountain Drinks 1 Finley's Drug Store PHONE 42 CHAFFEE, MISSOURI HEBBELER’S Ice Cream Made From Milk From Our Ou n Dairy Herd Hebbeler’s Ice Cream Co. SIKESTON, MISSOURI Our arch rival must fall. Mar. 1 Boys lost another tonite. Cape was beaten all the way, then made a I riliant comeback and defeated our lads. Mar. 2—One day of rest before the tour- nament. Mar. 3—Big pep meeting today. We buried Blodgett, and married Chaf- fee to thechampionship. Hope our day dreams come true. Mar. 4—No school today. Blodgett proved to be the fly in the ointment last night, trimming our hoys 32—IS. However, our girls defeated Illmo. Mar. 7—Our “ath-a-letes” seem tired today. Too bad they didn't place in the tournament. Bay and Rodney made the Second All-Star team. Mar. 8—Staff meeting today. Classes are are asked to groom their candidates for the race for Queen. Watch out for the Junior Hi! Mar. 9—Nothin' much today ’cept Rod- ney broke a window. Poor child! Mar. If)—Chaffee lost their first game to Doniphan in the District Tourney. Mar. 11- We are notified that there is vo ‘Where You Meet Your Friends” BAKER’S Broadway and Pacifiic CAPE GIRARDEAU, MO. Compliments of the Premier Manufacturing Co. CHAFFEE, MISSOURI KINDEST REGARDS OF FRANK R. NOHL AND C. E. SMITH OF C. E. Smith Company CONSULTING ENGINEERS WE GAVE YOU CONCRETE IN PLACE OF DIRT. LET US GIVE YOU SOME MORE. MILDE BOTTLING CO. and Milde’s Soda All Bottles Sterilized DCPAROTNT 5T0IUB 33 N. MAI N STREET DRY GOODS READY-TO-WEAR CLOTHING AND SHOES CAPE GIRARDEAU, MO. CAPE GIRARDEAU, MISSOURI bo a Carnival Revue, Tuesday night Wow! that means work—hard work Mar —Queens announced! Rig row be tween Seniors and Juniors over sup port. Finally settled by Mr. Scott, Mar. 15—Carnival Revue! A very good entertainment but only a twelve dollar crowd present to view the Revue. Mar. 16—Class meetings, club meeting, etc. The picture man is coming to- morrow so put on your best bib and tucker. Mar. 17—Well, we all were shot today. The picture man was very, very busy. Who broke the camera? Mar. 18—Junior-Senior banquet tonite. Girls dressed in livid, shimmering evening dresses while the boys are in more somber clothing. A------------ time is bad by all. Mar. 21- Mogul sales increasing rapidly. Let's sell 250 this year. Mar. 22—Rivalry between the Seniors and Juniors increasing along with the sale of Moguls. Shall we call out the militia? Track opened officially. Mar. 23—Sore muscles are much in evi- Interior Decorating Paper Hanging Painting E. A. 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April Fool! April 4—Mary Elizabeth LaGrange won the Queen contest hv a very decisive vote. Rah! Rah! Seniors. April 5—Fervor as a result of the Queen contest by a very decisive vote. Rah! Rah! Seniors. Apvil 5—Fervor as a result of the Queen contest subsides. Election .day. Ci- gars are another means of roping in SHELL GASOLINE and OILS A Treat for Your Motor ictor ictrolas RECORDS Atwater Kent Radios Clark Music Co., Inc. THE MOGUL THE beautiful cover on this annual is Becktold. Because it is a Becktold it will prove durable and lasting ... a compliment to the wisdom and farsightedness of the staff in charge. Becktold never fails to lend an atmosphere of true quality. The handsome grain, originality of design, deep embossing and artistic blending of ours have made this cover preferred. On these qualities the Becktold has built its reputation for complete satis- faction. :: :: :: :: :: :: 200-212 Pine St. BECKTOLD COMPANY saint louis if the public. April 6—Tomorrow will be Thursday nothing happens. April 7—Mr. Scott bought a new brand of hair tonic. Mrs. Scott misread the label on the bottle and polished the furniture. The Scott’s now have mo- hair furniture. April 8—After all the excitement this week are overjoyed because Satur- day is so near. Apr. 11—Some of our faces have been sent to the engraver. Henry inti- mates that his pet enemies will have pretty pictures. Apr. 12—Diz loses his balance, the floor happens to catch him. Apr. 13—Some Sophomores heard plotting against Caesar. Aha, Brutus shall have some help! Apr. 14—Bernice Horstman looks on the map of the U. S. for the Indian Ocean. Apr. 15—Mogul goes to press! Ain't the staff glad! I’ll say they are. Apr. 18—The staff is reported to have been seen buying one-way tickets to “nowhere.” Apr. 19—Class meeting. Quoth the wri- Phone 1257 34 N. Main Johnston Cleaning Co. ROSS YOUNG, Prop. SUITS CLEANED AND PRESSED We Call For and Deliver ONE DAY SERVICE CAPE GIRARDEAU, .:. 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AND 807 BROADWAY Phones 547 and 923 CAPE GIRARDEAU, .:. Ik Books, Stationery, Gifts and Greeting Cards For All Occasions ter “Nothing More. ! Apr. 20—Spring is surely here! Couples are seen in the various love haunts at school cooing to each other. Apr. 21—Whoopee! Just three more weeks and one day. Ninety-six hours is all. How many minutes? Apr. 22—We have a genius in school! ' Diz says he has discovered that water on the knee can be cured by we ring pumps. Apr. 25—Rodney Preston, one of our aspiring bookkeepers, advances the following theory: “A man's first at tempt to hold a girl on his knee might be called a trial balance.” Apr. 2(i—Lessons are long and hard. Apr. 27—Lessons are longer and harder. Apr. 28—Every one seen walking on the campus—see America first! Apr. 29—Elgin decides that there are three types of girls in school— the beautiful, the intellectual, and the majority. May 2—Elizabeth Hale grows an inch. Watch out, Ethel Mae! May 2—Teachers are warning us against exams. Oh, teachers he merciful to Chaffee Mill and Grain Company Manufacturers of High-Grade Soft Wheat Flour, Corn Meal and Feed Buyers of Grain and Dealers in All Kinds of Mixed Feed, Hard Wheat Flour, Etc. Buy Where Your Neighbor Trades and Where Your Business is Appreciated. Call 165 CHAFFEE, MISSOURI THE MOGUL iriSSNF u_____ __ MAIL CLERK STCMCMpTcR TELEGRAPHER BANKER WR ?QftTCB manager SECftETAftY The School that places Students “%y Petition, CHILLICOTHE BUSINESS COLLEGE ________________ CHILLICOTHE, MO. aT ana jlij] aa faBj aalagj MICH SCHOOL OUR FIVE BIG BUILDINGS me, a fool. May 3—Bernice told Mr. Kincaid that Wheeling, West Virginia, must he a hard joh. May 5 Kxams are nearer and nearer. Wonder if I can pass one F. May ( —“In Cuba they speak cubic,“ is found on a Freshman paper by the discerning eye of Miss Kitchen. May 8 Baccalaureate sermon. May 9—Class Day Seniors own the day. May 10 Last class meeting day. Tear ful goodbyes are sobbed. May 11 Mot Dawg! Two more days, then goodbye. May 12 Fighth grade examination ex- ercises today. Seniors are feeling pretty good, still just a little shaky and breathless. May 13- Friday, tin thirteenth. Com- mencement day. Those happy, cry- ing seniors. QFOTH A SENIOR “NEVERMORE” r Johnnye—Can you tell me what the three sexes are? Glynn—Men, women and—ah— Johnnve—And insects. Jokes Small Dorothy—Mamma, why hasn't Papa any hair? Mother—Because he thinks so much, dear. Dorothy—Why have you so much, Mamma? Mother—Because—go away and do your lessons! Clayton—“Gosh, I d hate to he a fish! ’ Bruce—'“Zatso? Why?” Clayton—“Why, then I'd have to live n schools all my life.” Roy—Did you hear how a child of six broke the hank last night? Bay—No, how? Bov—Pounded it with a hammer till all the pennies fell out. Senior- W hat you been doing in the bank? Frosh—Starting an account. Senior Savings account? Frosh—No, spending account. He: Shall I biow some your way? She: Gosh! No! Gimme one. Teacher—What is the hardest thing to learn about farming? Clarence—Getting up at 5 A. M. Mrs. Williams—“Little hoy, you ought to he ashamed of yourself, picking up cuds of tobacca out of the‘street. Dizz—“Sav, lady, I'm just learning to chew, and I guess they’re good enough to learn on. age 1' Chaffee Building and Loan Assn ORGANIZED IN 1909 CAPITAL $2,000,000.00 SOLID AS AN OAK One of the Strongest in Southeast Missouri YOU ARE INVITED TO JOIN W. O. FINNEY, Vice-Pres. J. H. HALE, Attorney E. A. REISSAUS, Pres. P. N. KELLER, Secy. C. P. REISSAUS, Treas. DIRECTORS: M. H. STUBBLEFIELD W. M. LEWIS W. M. PFEFFERKORN G. A. BIENERT 8 TfLfJOIttaHJ, THE MOGUL Cl ulcutanli ■ 2h‘