Chaffee High School - Mogul Yearbook (Chaffee, MO)

Text from Pages 1 - 114 of the 1926 volume:

The MOGUL Volume Four AN ANNUAL PUBLISHED BY THE STUDENTS OF Chaffee High School CHAFFEE, MISSOURI 19254926 n Foreword Though perhaps our efforts are feeble, we have endeavored to put into the Mogul those things which we thought would be creditable to the students and to our school. We hope that this Mogul, the fourth edition, will be a source of pleasure to everyone. x X x x X X “Where is the heart That does not keep Within its inmost core Some fond remembrance hidden deep Of days that are no more.” I x X x X x X _________CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL Page Two The Board of Education C Stroud J. S. Barron H. V. Cheatham F V . Dunn T. J. Odom D. E. Gelwix The I-Iigh School wishes to express to the Board of Fdn c t on, our appreciation and gratitude for the many services rendered in making t lie Chaffee Public School a better institution of education. C H A F F E E II I G H S C II 0 0 L Page Five X JC X X IX C :xx= ixk: : ac. :xsc ZX5C Dedication fXD C We the staff of '26 dedicate this Mogul, the fourth edition to our beloved Superintendent, Mr. Charles Scott for his untiring efforts and in appreciation of his everlasting friendship shown to us throughout the entire year. C. I I A F F E E HIGH SCHOOL Page Six H______________CIIAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL____________ Page Nine NEVEDITH PACKWOOD, B. S. Mathematics EULA KITCHEN History Latin AVIS HOWARD, A. B. English Faculty RANDALL It. KINCAID, Principal, B. S. Science GORDON MUIR Commercial High School Ccach Faculty HELEN AUSTENE Music MRS. BERTHA WILLIAMS Study Hall Librarian LELA MORTON History Reading Penmanship FAY McNEIL Mathematics Grammar Spelling CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL $5 Page Ten SENIORS % � Senior Officers WENMAN SARIUS—“Weenie Class President Yellow Dogs Dram at c Club Basketball Footba 11 “Mogul” Art Editor “With so much wisdom and personality Success with him will soon be reality.’’ EVA BARBER—“Cowboy” “Mogul” Athletic Editor Athletic Association K. K. K. Kodak Klubb President Basketball Captain Track Glee Club Tennis Vice-President of Class “She is liked best who is alike to all ’ TOM ODOM—“Tom” Dramat e Club Yellow Dogs “Mogul” Business Manager Football Secy.-Treas. of Class Track “As genius die young, I’m always careful.” LEWIS LaVAL—“Muggins” Class Sergeant-at-Arms Ye'low Dogs Track Football Basketball Athletic Association “A thinker, a good fellow and an athlete A rare combination.’’ CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL | Page Twelve Seniors RUTH MASTERS—“Boo” Athletic Association K K K Kodak klubb Glee Club Tennis “Says bookkeeping is like a dream.” JAMES CAMPBELL—“Jim” Athletic Association Yellow Dogs Dramatic Club “He may have thoughts but No one will ever know them.’’ MILDRED STUBBS—“Micky” Athletic Association Glee Club K K K Kodak Klubb “There is no wisdom like frankness.” JOHN BATES—“Peter” Athletic Association Yellow Dog President Football Glee Club Tennis Pep Band Track “Nothing is more useful than silence.” ETTA PITMAN—“Jabo” I Glee Club Kodak Klubb Athletic Association “Mogul” Literary Editor Tennis K. K. K. “She is gentle, she is shy, But there is mischief in her eye.” CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL Page Thirteen Seniors BERNICE OZEE—“Jack” Athletic Association K. K. K. Glee Club Track “Vivacious, pretty, always kind, The thoughts of boys never leave her mind.” HARVEY SLINKARD—“Marbles” Yellow Dogs Track “What he undertook to do he did.” WYLIE MEARS—“T. John” Vice-President of Dramatic Club Athletic Association Yellow Dogs Football Basketball Track Tennis “A man not of words but of deeds.” MARY JIM BLACKSHARE—“Crow” Athletic Association K. K. K. Kodak Klubb Glee Club Basketball Tennis “An unclouded feature and a noble pupil.’’ JUANITA McADAMS—“Macky” Glee Club Kodak Klubb Athletic Association K. K. K. Tennis “So quiet and shy is she But full of pep and energy.” HOMER GEORGE—“Hag” Yellow Dogs Glee Club Track Athletic Association “So small and yet so large.” C H A F F E E HIGH SCHOO L 1 Page Fourteen Page Fifteen Seniors RUTH HALE—“Pat” Glee Club K. K. K. Kodak Klubb Tennis Athletic Association Dramatic Club “She’s nice, comely, and just, And does the things she must.” RAYMOND COAKLEY—“Coakley” Athletic Association Yellow Dogs Football Pep Band Track “Notebooks are his main enemies.” LYDA DeBERRY—“St el lie’’ Athletic Association President Dramatic Club President “Mogul” Editor-in-Chief Kodak Klubb Basketball Glee Club K. K. K. Tennis “She was ever fair and never proud Had tongue at will and yet never loud. ’ GERTRUDE STEGER—“Trudy” Glee Club Dramatic Club Basketball K. K. K. Kodak Klubb Tennis “Give me my way and I’m happy.” CLARENCE FAGAN—“Blomeyer’’ Athletic Association Yellow Dogs Track “One that has the ability to accomplish.” Senior Poem “Here’s to the class of all classes The class of '26, In all that is good she surpasses And to loyalty they stick. ’Tis now our eve of departure And in a few more days we’ll be gone, We bid farewell to those that follow us When the toils of the day are done. To you our friends and our classmates Whom years have proved tried and true, With a heart of deepest affection We bid you a fond adieu.” C H A F F E E HIGH SCHOOL Page Sixteen MOO Senior History SHANGHAI TIMES Important Excavations—May 27, 2926. building has been unearthed and by certain inscriptions and records it has been proved to be the Chaffee High School, the very place in which the class of ’26, which gave to the world of politics so many illustrious statesmen and stateswomcn, was educated. Only the original discoverer and a few attendants have entered the inner and these men have given to reporters important information concern- ing the class of ’28 which they obtained, from deciphering and perusing books written by famous authors after the graduation of the class and from annuals bearing the name “Mogul” which seemed to have been written by the upper class- men during the years 1923-24-25 and 26. In this paper the information is sec forth. On September 6, 1922, a timid, shrinking crowd of boys and girls for the first time darkened the doors of Chaffee High School. Their faces were marked with the verdant freshness of Freshmen and their very frames were quivering (with cold not fear). On the whole, if judging by appearances alone, a Greek oracle would not have prophesied for that class the exceptional career which has placed their names in the pages of ancient history. But in defiance of all opinions, that class went to work to prove their worth; meeting with heroic bravery what from rec- ords seemed to have been their bitterest enemies, the Sophomores. The second year the same class, with a few members added and a few lo 4, again began seeking knowledge in the recently discovered building. From rather crude representations, called photographs, the archaeologists have learned that appearances of the members of the class during the three months of absence had greatly changed. Their hair which had formerly been ten to twelve inches long had been cut to not more than three inches and curled until it looked like the frizzled chickens kept in the Shanghai Zoo. Their eyes had become dreamy which as some of the greatest Chinese diagnosticians say was caused by a disease “Mai de cour” or heart sickness. As their enemies, then the Freshmen, also changed. In the third year of their high school career the members of the illustrious class of ’26, who did not enter into the fields of matrimony, turned their atten- tion to athletics, having already mastered (not in irony) a language long dead and buried, and a mathematical study which dealt with a mixture of letters and figures. In the resurrected Annuals of their fourth year were found, pictures of both girls and boys in their athletic uniforms. These pictures have made such a “hit” with the fashionable set of the Chinese Empire that the tailors and dressmakers have been kept busy. These records proved that the class of '26 used their arms and legs iust as gracefully and skillfully as their heads. During this vear this class showed its real genius and initiative which always points out to the world at large the leaders of the future generations. The whole student body, though not any of the faculty, realized their worth. They worked with a determination, personal force, and will, which surpassed any graduation class before or since. chambers. Is) CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL Page Seventeen o Senior Class Prophecy TIME a long time I have been thinking of the care-free days that were so happily spent at C. H. S. In the passing years gradually the old friends have passed out of touch with each other. To-night I sit here before this machine which puts the whole world within my reach. Just fifteen years ago on the same night, I was a graduate of Chaffee High School. If I could have only one wish granted it would be that again I might hear the joyous voices of my classmates. I am listening in on K. I). K. A. Pittsburg, Pa. I hear a familiar voice. It is a girl’s voice. She is announcing her reading, telling something of the author. He was born in Blomeyer, educated in Chaffee, graduated from C. H. S. in 1026. His name is Clarence Fagan. Now the reader's voice I know. It is that of Ruth llale. Kansas City W. H. B. is broadcasting an educational program. Miss Bernice Cnee, the well known mathematician, will give a talk explaining the fourth di- mension. Mr. Harvey Slinkard, who is a member of the Psychological Branch of the Redpath Chautaqua, will give a talk on, “How to Control the Will.” Now I hear an announcement of the musical program presenting C. Hi S. Boys’ Glee Club with a solo by their director, Mr. John Bates. Oh! I hear the pealing notes of a piano swelling out and bursting forth in charming melodies that always characterized Juanita McAdam’s playing. Listen! The jazz orchestra has begun. That drum, those notes could he made by none other than Raymond Coakley. This certainly does bring back memories of the Hi Carnival. Now I shall listen in on W. G. Y. New York City. The attention of the American women has been called to the fact that the most fashionable modiste shop of New York is showing costumes designed by Americans only. The proprietor of this shop is an old bachelor who is worth millions. He is a Missourian, Mr. Wylie Mears. The President of the Pan-American League of Women voters has added an- other success to her accomplishments in the field of international politics hasten- ing the passage of a law for World Peace. This gifted woman is Eva Barber. I remember her tact and ability in getting C. H. S. students to pull together. Now I will switch to K. S. B. W. in St. Louis. The broadcaster is Mr. Tom Odom. Hello! Tom, this is Etta Pitman. Tom, I have been so busy I have lost track of most of my old classmates. Since you are a radio broadcaster perhaps you can tell me what they have been doing these many years. CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL H. Page Eighteen (SENIOR CLASS PROPHECY CONTINUED) You say the Harvard Football Team won over Yale yesterday with a score 21 to 0? This decided victory is perhaps due to the efficient coaching and manage- ment of Mr. Lewis LaVal. The readers of the Ladies Home Journal will be glad to know that its comp- etent editor, Miss Ruth Masters, has secured the service of the gifted cartoonist, •Mr Wenman Sarius; (also that the Ladies Home Journal is to feature men’s styles modeled by Grisham’s former model, Mr. James Campbell. The greatest scientific discovery of the twentieth century is a dye that suc- cessfully changes white hair to any desirable color. The medal for this discovery is awarded to the world famed scientist, Miss Gertrude Steger. Let the men take notice that the activities of the Anti-Men Club under the leadership of Mildred Stubbs, Lyda DeBerry and Mary Jim Blackshare are caus- ing too many girl-made bachelors. After learning all this news, I realize that my one great wish has been granted and that I owe it all to that wonderful invention of the radio which eliminates vast stretches of space and puts the familiar voices of old friends close together, even as we were back in old C. H. S. SUMMARY OF EVANGELINE SHE met him SHE loved him. SHE won him SHE lost him SHE chased him SHE found him SHE kissed him HE died. Miss Kitchen—(Reading aloud an ar- ticle in the Literary Digest which said:) “Wanted More Apes.” Lewis—“Where is that.” Miss Kitchen—“In Africa, why?” Lewis—“Oh! I thought I would go over.” AMONG THE TEACHERS Miss Austene—(Clapping hands)—“All right, girls.” Mr. Scott—“It's just this proposition.” Mr. Muir-—“Don’t you like it; what are you going to do about it?” Miss Howard—“And I don’t mean maybe.” Miss Packwood—“Now wait a minute.” Mrs. Williams—“Let’s have order, 1 want to make an announcement.” Mr. Kincaid—“Enough on that.” Miss Kitchen—“Now listen!” CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL Page Nineteen The Juniors’ Farewell to The Seniors f —- T is now the eve of your departure and in a few more days you will be ) gone. Some of you will still travel upon the road of knowledge; others will be left upon their own resources; and perhaps others will make homes for themselves. Whatever your new life may be, we wish you well in it. We wish to be remembered by you as you will always be by us. When you recall your high school days you cannot forget your struggles against us, your great antagonist. The struggles have been fiercely fought yet only i i friendly rivalry. True friends do not. always agree. You have not always agreed with us,' yet our friendship will be lasting. When you are gone may you look back and say that your pleasures with us were the happiest in your lives. We had “Joys too exquisite to last, yet more exquisite when past.” Our association and close relation have been the cause of our lasting friend- ship. We have enjoyed it—yea, we are proud of it. You have meant much to the success of your school. Bravely you have fought with her in her battles. The sons and daughters of '26 have proved loyal and worthy supporters oi the red and black. You rejoiced with her in her triumphs when her colors floated above; you have smilingly borne her defeats as her colors were dragged in the dusk When you leave us may the spirit of your sterling class always uphold your Alma Mater. It is now that we bid you farewell and in sorrow do we say “Good-bye.” Our battles will be forgotten as sweet memories bring back the days of our friendship. Now, as you enter your new fields of life, we wish that the success of your high school life may be but a stepping stone to greater success. Per- haps we will be associated again in the future—perhaps not. We will miss you when you are gone for no one can fill your vacant place in our hearts. As you go our farewell greeting is “Good-bye, Good luck, God bless you, Seniors! THE JUNIORS, CLASS OF ’26. CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL Page Twenty JUNIORS Junior Officers MINNIE ALLEN—“Stormy’’ Vice-President of C7ass K. K. K. “She plays all games fair.” OPAL HIPES—“Op” Secretary and Treasurer Glee Club K. K. K. Track Basketball “It is much easier to be critical than to be correct.” MAX THORNBRUGH—“Homebrew” Sergeant-at-Arms Yellow Dogs Basketball “I’ll be merry, I’ll be free. I’ll be sad for nobody.’’ RAY RONEY—“Ronie” Basketball Football Yellow Dogs Track “Mogul” Athletic Editor President of class “I'm not lazy, I’m just not energetic that’s all.” CHAFFEE H I G H SCHOOL Page Twenty-two BERNICE HORSTMAN—“C. H.” Dramatic Club K. K. K. Kodak Klubb Basketball Track Tennis Club “A little body Vith a mind of her own,’’ ELEANOR WEST—“Eleanor” Glee Club Dramatic Club K K K Kodak Klubb Track Athletic Association Tennis Club Basketball “She likes to exercise her vocal cords.’’ JUANITA GRACE—“Neta” K. K. K. “Never to busy to smile.” OPAL FREEMAN—“Dutch’’ K. K. K. ‘She always does everything just right.” MARY ELIZABETH LaGRANGE— “Veetheart” Kodak Klubb K. K. K. Glee Club Secretary and Treasurer Athletic Club “She can’t always be good because it isn’t her way.’’ Page Twenty-three Juniors Juniors GLYNN FOWLER—“GLYNN” Yellow Dogs “If he meant all he said we might get mad.' JOSEPHINE COLLIER—“Joe” K. K. K. Dramatic Club Kodak Klubb Motto—“Never waste your energy studying.’’ CORDELIA McGUIRE—“Cordy” Glee Club K. K. K. “If studying interferes with dates quit studying.’’ VANITA CAMPBELL—“Ted’ Kodak Klubb K. K. K. Track Basketball “The best example of dignity C. H. S. affords.’’ EDNA BURTON—“Puts” K. K. K. Kodak Klubb “She lives in a world unto herself.’ CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL Paere Twentv-four Junior Limericks His first name you know is Roy You never “seed” such a boy He has never been heard Be has never been found Who has the last word when Rcy is around. Juanita Grace is a maid so mild She never wastes time not for awhile She’s tall and slim and ever fair And makes us think she never has a care. Next comes Cordelia McGuire Always talking about what “I d:d” No matter how long she talks or what she Coys Her speech is not finished ’til she exclaims “Oh, Kid!” Bert Stroud is always safe In taking any kind of a quiz If it isn’t read before it is cold The benefit of the doubt is his. Our President Ray Full of mirth of vim May always be found Talking to Mary Jim. There is a young lady named Venita Whose eyes are as brown as her hair She giggles in classes the way with most lasses And causes her teachers to stare. Blab! Blab! Blab! Blab! The most talkative girl in town Try to slip in a word edge-ways When Eleanor West is around. Little Max Thornbrugh Sat on a case of homebrew Reading for a history quiz In walked a flapper And since he’s not a dapper He resented her intrusion “Gee Whiz.” Josephine is just a little bluff Her complexion is quiet the stuff What nature doesn’t do She can add with a stroke or two Of rouge or powder puff. CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL Page Twenty-nve Junior Limericks Bernice has so much trouble Yes, even more trouble than preachers At the present time she is trying to learn How to get along with her teachers. Next, comes the cpiiet boy Glynn Who has the ambition to win We wouln't be surprised for a minute If some day we would hear he was to speak in the Senate. Allan who is sometimes called “Red” Makes us think sometimes he is half dead But when he goes out for track We take it all 3 ack For he always comes out ahead. Now this girl’s name is Minnie Who has ambition a plenty True blue and loyal to her class Thus she will be until the last � - Dark and handsome Lyman Better known as “Pee Wee” Is certainly a good old fellow An A No. 1 Pep Leader, Yes s'roe Oh it is Juanita Harrell Our fashion plate Always in style and smiles appears And to school is seldom late. Opal Freeman, a maiden so stately She never says anything much But anything she happens to say Is quiet enough for Dutch. Our short little maiden Opal Hipes With her hair and eyes as black as the night Makes us think by her class recitation That she studies from morn ’til midnight. Mistress Mary you may know Has found the herbs that makes you grow When you sit down beside her You feel like a spider And you wonder her altitude on tip-toe. Edna is a girl so meek Sometimes we wonder if she could speak But when you know her as we do You’ll find a friend that is loyal and true. SOPHOMORES . I — . Sophomores NORMA DUGGAR HENRY WASHBURN FLORENCE FRENCH MARIE DAVIS OPAL FOULK ETHEL HORN P ELGIN STAUSING HAZEL LYNCH WILMA GREEN METTA SARIUS CARL JUPP DULCIE JUPP C II A F F E h HIGH SCHOOL Page Twenty-eight Sophomores FONNIE BLAYLOCK RODNEY PRESTON ALBERT DUGGAR ELIZABETH HALE VERBA TILLER HAZEL ERVIN CHARLES BOLTON LELON WHITAKER ELBERT GETTINGS DOROTHY DUNN §)_______________CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL___________________ Page Twenty-nine Spohomores ETHEL MAE ROBINSON ALBERT DUGGAR MARGUERITE DAWSON CHRISTINA KING LUCILLE WILHELM FLORENCE PACKWOOD MARY LANKFORD MELTON HARRIS ANNA MORROW LEONA PATTERSON IOLA WITT C II A F F E E HIGH S C II 0 0 L Pag© Thirty Sophomore Class Poem Most of us recall I guess The days we spent in C. H. S. In those old days of joy and fun; In 1925 then plus one All went well in the Sophomore hive For we Sophies numbered 25; But most of us recall T guess Our Sophomore year in C. H. S. First we served in the Freshie year With many a sigh and many a tear, And days of fear became our lot And what we learned we most forgot, But as our many pains we bore We longed to be a. Sophomore. We did not shirk from the teachers frown For we had coaxed our terror down, We learned to be as sly as they We knew just what to do or say To get by with our half done work And how to bluff and how to shirk, The tasks the teachers handed in For we of course were Sophies then. We hope the next who take our place Will not our honored name disgrace, We leave them all our well earned fame Together with our Sophomore name, And still we pray and hope that they Will know first what to do or say For that the path we had to go When we were Sophies long ago. S. H. E. CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL Page Thirty-one i Can You Imagine? urn you imagine Ca n you imagine C m you imagine Can sou imagine Can you imagine Can you imagine Ci n you imagine Can you imagine Can ton imagine Can you imagine Can you imagine Can you imagine Can you imagine Can you imagine Can you imagine Can ton imagine Can you imagine Can you imagine Can you imagine Can you imagine Can you imagine Can you imagine Can you imagine Can you imagine Can you imagine Can you imagine Can you imagme Can you imagine Can you imagine Can you imagine Can you imagine Can you imagine Carl Jupp ever wanting an exam? Duleey .Jupp ever having to cram? Verba Tiller without curly hair? Lch n Whitaker in a “professor's chair? Ethel Horn not being late? Charles Holton on a debate? Wilma Green not being neat? Cbrbtina King not being meek? Florence Paekwood not being full of joy? Metta Sarins really liking a hoy? Opal Foulk being for the weak? the boys not calling Fonnie “sliiek?” Forma Duggar not preparing her lesson for the next day? Ethel Mae Robinson not having her way? Rodney Preston not being real tall? Elizabeth Hale not being real small? Henry Washburn with tousled hair? Florence French ever taking a dare? Mary Lankford not singing do-sol-mi-do? Leona Patterson saying “I know it's so? Dorothy Dunn ever looking sad? Elbert Gettings playing in Basket Ball ever being bad? Luciile Wilhelm without something to eat? Iola Witt not looking sweet? Hazel Lynch without, brown eyes? Hazel Ervin not looking surprised? Anna Morrow liking to write? Marguerite Dawson saying It’s a fright? Albert Duggar not misbehaving in school? Marie Davis or Elgin Stausing breaking a rule? Melton Harris without bis taxi at hand? a better sport in this land? ('. H A F F E E HIGH SCHOOL Page Thirty-two Freshmen Class Roll ASA OLLER BILL WASHBURN HELEN MAXWELL HARRY BAILEY MARIKA ELWICK LEO TRAPP LONA HARRISON ALLAN HUBBARD MAGGIE DAVIS RUTH HEEB COLLEEN HOBBS LUCAS HEEB NORMA LACOCK MORRIS HIPES ELOISE WILLIAMS (MANUEL SLINKARD HENRIETTA CAMPBELL HOWARD HIPES IRENE POBST JOEL HONEY FONNIE EVANS DATA AMRHEIN MARION SAMPLE IRIS MORROW MASON ALLEN CLIFFORD LEWIS THELVAN RICKARD CHARLES ERVIN JAMES GOLD JUANITA HANDLEY RAYMOND LEWIS RALPH RONEY CLARENCE SCHNEIDER HAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL Page Thirty-four Freshmen “B” Attitudes • And we opened our mouths and taught them saying: “Blessed are the poor in class work, for theirs is the privilege of taking examinations. “Blessed are they that mourn for knowledge, for they shall some day he Seniors. “Blessed are those who burn the midnight oil, for their expenses shall he greater than their profits. “Blessed are those who do hunger and thirst after picnics, for they shall receive their just reward. “Blessed are the teachers who arc merciful unto us for our failures and short-comings, for they shall he loved. “Blessed are the pure in heart, for they shall be gossiped about. “Blessed are the Freshmen, for they shall get demerits. “Blessed are the tattlers., for they shall be the teacher’s pets. “Blessed are the green freshies, for they shall some day be wise. “Blessed are ye, when teachers shall correct you, and punish you, and take a great number of recesses away from you for courtship’s sake.” C H A F F E E HIGH SCHOOL Page Thirty-five Eighth Grade CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL Page Tnirty-six Seventh Grade % CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL Page Thirty-seven Eighth Grade Class Roll BELVERY ROBERTS ELIZABETH FINNEY EUGENE McCHONACHIE LENA JONES RALPH JOHNSON BESSIE CAMPBELL ETHEL WEST CHARLES ROBBINS LORENE CRADER LOUIS HARRIS ELSIE BELL DONALD MILLER HARRY OSMAN GLADYS RONEY PAUL JOHNSON BERTHA LEE LOUTH CANNON ANNE SIKES DORTS THORNBRUGH OV TINES RUBY SHIELDS FRED GELWIX MABEL HASLER STANLEY HARRIS JESSE HALE VIRGINIA FINNEY HERCLE HCOD MARDELL MASTERS ROBERT LEE NATHALIE BOLTON MILLARD MARTENSEN LAWEKENCE MOORE OPAL ALLEN BRUCE WATERS JUANITA HOUSEMAN RICHARD FINLEY OPHELIA FRENCH EAUFORD JUPP DIXIE PRYOR MAGDLENE WILMURTH Seventh Grade Class Roll HAZEL FOLLOWELL CLYDE WARNER LILLIAN CANNON JOHN ED HANNON VESTA MAE LYLE ANITA FREEMAN RALPH WILLIAMS MARY ROSE ARNOLD WALLACE WARNER FRED LYNCH LORENA MATTHEWS LUCILLE GORNET EUGENE BUSHARD WILMAS CARLE MARY HELEN THOMSON EMMA FRENCH ARTHUR CLARK ARVELLA snider LORENA LACOCK WAYNE SARIUS FLORENCE SLAUGHTER ADDIE DENTON MORRIS FRENCH HAROLD BRUMLEY NORA JONES JACK ALLISON JUANITA SCHULTZ CLIFFORD CLOAKLEY MILDRED FOSTER ELMER SMITH IRENE LEWIS KATHERINE EGGIMAN WALDO GREEN GOLDIA RISTER MURIEL SMITH W. P. LEE ARA LEE FRENCH FERN EVELYN STROUD GEORGE SAMPLE STELLA KELSO THELBERT ROSE- RUTH McCURDY IDA MAE FARRIS HARRELL CUNNINGHAM EFFIE COHOON BEATRICE FOWLER HARRY POWERS ARTHUR DeLISLE IONE FIELDS CHARLOTTE GELWIX ELWOOD STAUSING RUTH ERVIN THALY STEWART MATTIE WALKER ELIZABETH COHOON PHILLETUS ABERNATHY GEORGE LEE LEON MARIE JAMES WILMURTH LOIS GEORGE PAULINE RUSSELL CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL Page Thirty-eight MERE’S to Uncle Tom; he’s loyal to the school, a friend to the students and ever ready assistance to the faculty Uncle Tom has been at Chaffee Hi School for the last three years, and his services have been ap- preciated by all. CHAFFEE HIGH SC HQOL________ Page Thirty-nine o o Grade T eachers MR. JAMES OZEE, Principal Sixth Grade MARY EL WICK Third Grade ARDA BARNES Fourth Grade MRS. R. BLOCKER Fourth Grade STELLA SCHILL Second Grade LUCY SHOEMATE- First Grade MRS. C BARHAM Fifth Grade IRENE WEHLING Second Grade CORNELIA FOSTER Fifth Grade MRS. JAMES OZEE Sixth Grade MRS M SINGLETON First Grade ADDIE WARDLOW Third Grade CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL Page Forty-one MOGUL. 35 KI 35X XX— XX XX XX XX ixsc To Our Mogul Queen JUANITA McADAMS ¥ Her beauty is like the placid lakes Which Alpine lands do hold to view Which daily from high heaven take Its softness and its melting hue. The natural rose upon her cheek Is painted by a Master hand Unlike the others who do seek Of rouge and powder to command. Around her lids no shadows lurk She needs no lip stick touch of care For naught can equal nature’s work When nature chooses to play fair. — . xx: CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL Page Forty-two ffa _________ C H AFFEE HIGH SCHOOL______________________ Page Forty-three The Junior Hobby Chart NAME APPEARANCE HOBBY CHIEF EXPRESSION HIGHEST AMBITION MINNIE ALLEN Rare Edna ‘Let me tell you a joke.1 rO be famous. EDNA BURTON Satisfied Smiling ‘Be quiet.” TO get thin. VINITA CAMPBELL Circular Playing B. B. ‘Cut it out.” TO be a spinster JOSEPHINE COLLIER Love sick To be in style Uh-Hump.” TO have a Mrs. degree. OPAL FREEMAN Stately Typing “W-w-nvait.” TO be quiet. JUANITA HARRELL Unusual Excuses “Aw that’s easy.” TO win him. JUANITA GRACE Tall Opal Freeman “Well I’ll be.” TO talk faster. OPAL HIPES Amiable Basketball “I don’t know.” TO be an A. A. Forward, B E R NICE H0 R STM AN Mostly mouth Asking questions “Told you so.” TO satisfy her curiosity. CORDELIA McGUIRE Neat A good time “Sav kid.” TO be loved. MARY LaGRANGE Pleasant Going “Yes, sir.” TO grow tall (?) ELEANOR WEST Vampish Singing ‘It is because it is.” “TO sing like Miss Austene’ GLYNN FOWLER Learned Toting books “Well, lookka here.” TO be an inventor. LYMAN FOULK “Ignorance is bliss” Making a noise “All right, make it peppy.” “TO make “E” ALLAN MiAGNER Grinning Track “Heh! heh!” TO win the HO. ROY McCONACHIE Half (lead Argue “Well, go ahead then.” TO vote a Republican ticket RAY RONEY Harmless Athletic “Aw! shuh!” TO be a lady killer BERT STROUD “Shaky” To strut his stuff “Aw! Ruth.” TO be a farmer. MAX THORNBRUGH Intellectual Drawing “Quin sabe.” TO be a linesman for a wireless telegraph company ATHLETICS MOGUL Coach and Captains Coach, and Captains GORDON Ml IR ..................................... Coach. LEWIS LAVAL .........................Football and Track. RAY RONEY —........................... Basketball. EVA BARBER ......................... Girls’ Basketball. CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL Page Forty-six ACCOUNTS OF THE FOOTBALL SEASON The 25th of September was an exciting day at C. H. S. Why? We were to have our first football game and were wondering what the outcome would be. That day we journeyed to Sikeston. The Sikeston team outweighed our boys about twenty pounds to each man. After a hard fought game our boys lost by a score of 13—6. However this defeat and the loss of Captain Merrick and two more valu- able players, Barron and Gettings, did not discourage the Red Devils. The next week they played Diehlstadt winning by a s-core of 7—0. The next battle was fought at home. It seemed that the Red Devils were sure of making a showing against Dexter but the “breaks” came fast, Dexter tak- ing the desirable end of a 40—0 score. However this was not enough to dishearten the Red Devils for they met the foe squarely. The first score was made by the Red Devils. After three quar- ters of fast playing and hard fighting the Morehouse team succeeded in making a long end run for a touchdown. The score at the final blow of the whistle was 7—7. This time the annual fracas with Diehlstadt proved the Red Devils unable to outgame their one or two bad breaks. A blocked kick gave Diehlstadt a touchdown in the first quarter. The Red Devils then brought the ball down to Diehlstadt’s 10-yard line, and were held for downs. The score was 14—0 in Diehlstadt’s favor. Being in good shape each man worked earnestly and honestly for a good score with Fornfelt. but unfortunately fate seemed against us. The final score being 6—0 in Fornfelt’s favor. The annual contest started off in a very (befitting way, as neither team scored during the first half. The second half the Fornfelt “Bearcats” suc- ceeded in scoring a touchdown. The shrill blast of a whistle brought the football season of 1926 to a close. CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL Page Forty-seven MOGUL Football LEWIS LAVAL—Quarterback. “Good things come in little package “Muggins,” although one of the small was very much present most of the time the field. His fight carried him far, he; be missed by all next year. RODNEY PRESTON—Fullback. “Pie” may be known as the team’s fullbJ one who works in with the rest of the k now standing out brilliantly. He has I more years to serve. JOHN BATES—Tackle. t “Peter” was one of those solid husky % boys that made wonderful line material, was one of the dependable linemen. Hel be missed next year. I c MASON ALLEN—Center. “Diz” was a good defense man and ai curate passer. He was always in condlj and could be counted on, but it is kuL that he is a coming man. % 1 RAYMOND COAKLEY, Tackle. “Coakley” played a good defensive ganuf was always depended upon to stop the; coming through his side of the line. He a hard hitter and will be hard to red. next year. ALLAN MAGNER—Halfback. ? “Red'’ played his first year for the Devils and wlas handicapped by lack of € perience. He was a clean player, ha speed so essential to do good offensive t BERT STROUD—End. “Bull Dog”, although he lacked experf he was one of those fellows that diagnose his opponent’s plays and them up before they really started, hope that the coming season will find in the best of form. ELBERT GETTINGS—Guard “Abe” was a good lineman, he was o:n job all the time. A man who always to be in the center of the scrap. be with us next year. RALPH RONEY—End. “Little Roney,” although this is his year, what we saw of his playing p-a him to be a reliable, thorough goingf and a man well worth watching iij future. to MELTON HARRIS, Guard. “Harris” played a good game at end cause of ability to block. He was s{a to guard. He will be back for two u years. RAY RONEY—Halfback. “Ronie” proved to be a broken field r of no mean ability and was our threat man. He proved a valuable t the use of the pass, both as receive: passer, in all Ray was a good man tc around. CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL Page Forty-eight jP CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL___________________ “n Page Forty-nine Boys’ Basketball CAPTAIN RAY RONEY—Forward. Ray played at forward and center, although not in condition to keep up a good pace he showed flashes to prove that he could be a star. Ray generally led in scoring. MAX THORNBRUGH—Center Max a1 though shifted from a stick guard to center did very well for he performed creditably, being out of position. RALPH RONEY—Forward. Ralph was handicapped by inexperience but ae the season advanced he showed he aad the stuff, being a nice floor man and a •‘guarding” forward. RODNEY PRESTON—Guard. a ‘Pie” was all there. This being his first, ear as a regular he showed he was as food as the run of hack guards in inis lection and demonstrated the stuff that will ,;end to make a star in the next two years. LEWIS LAVAL—Guard. ‘Mug” was the life of the team, shifted ,!rom forward to a guard, he not only held ihe opponents to low scores hut virtually Covered the whole floor driving plays, He vas always there with the fight. WENMAN SARIUS—Forward. Wennie” a natural born basketball player ut “Crowd-shy” could not hold the ball ;nough to make him a starter but he was lways a dependable man to use in the 'inch. WYLIE MEARS—Guard. 'Vylie had trouble breaking into many fames due to the fact that Chaffee boasted H two of the best guards around but once !:i a while he showed the fight to prove lie •as a real asset. HARRY BAILEY—Forward. s tarry played his first year mostly as a sub } ut will be there with the goods next year. Boys’ Basketball First Row—R. McConachie, L. Heob, M. Allen, A. Ollar. Second Row—W. Sarius,, M. Thornbrush, Ray Roney (Captain), R. Preston, L. LaVal, G. Muir (Coach). Third Row—R. Roney, W. Mears, H. Bailey. Delta 18 Chaffee 12 Morley 10 Chaffee ... ie Benton 10 Chaffee q Illmo - 33 Chaffee 13 Diehlstadt .. 16 Chaffee .. 14 Commerce - 15 Chaffee ... 18 Diehlstadt 11 Chaffee ... 6 Blodgett 40 Chaffee ... 36 Illmo 23 Chaffee 17 Blodgett 21 Chaffee 25 Delta 11 Chaffee .. 16 CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL Page Fifty. First Row—Opal Pipes, Vineta Campbell, Eleanor Wefet, Marguerite Dawson, Mary Jim Blackshare. Second Row—Bernice Horstman, Gertrude Steger, Eva Barber (Captain), Lyda DeBerry Dorothy Dunn, G. Muir (Coach). Third Row—Maggie Davis, Fannie Evans, Florence Packwood. Here’s to the team of '26 They were winners true; Here’s to the team of '27, May they be winners too. CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL Page Fifty-one Girls’ Basketball Girls’ Basketball EVA BARBER—(Captain). Forward. “Cowboy1’ showed her old fighting spirit b? I ing the one to lead the team in scoring aa:| when shifted to guard proved even better! in this position. LYDA DE BERRY—Forward. “Stellie” and “Cowboy” alternated at jump| ing and did a good job of whatever tlw set out to do. “Stellie” was noted for he quick thinking and clever passing, being at artist with the hook pass, it was the cons- bination, DeBerry to Barber to Basket tlii kept Chaffee in the running. ELEANOR WEST—Forward. Eleanor was the dark horse of the seaso;| developing from a medioeore player inul an expert in the art of the pitching foultl and in team work she was a great asset� the team. She will continue her good wort in '26 and ’27. VINITA CAMPBELL—Forward. A wonderful shot equal to any boy somewhat slow7. Vinita was there alwa« fighting and she showred in tbo Benin game that she could be depended on wt she was called. GERTRUDE STEGER—Guard. Without “Trudy” we feel that our tea: would not have accomplished as much. S’ was always ready w7ith plenty of nerve a grit made the game look hard for h opponents. BERNICE HORSTMAN—Guard. Bernice won a place on the team this yet because of her ability to hold her oppom: and her hard fighting all thru the gas: She will be fighting next season. DOROTHY DUNN—Guard. “Dot” knew the game and played it—plavr it with a true fighting spirit and lightma; like alterness that held her opponents (: a stiff battle. She will be a valuable ass to next years team. MARGUERITE DAWSON—Guard This was Marguerite’s first year with still she managed to hold the ball when 5 was in her territory and made her pass? good. i CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL Page Fifty-two LYDA D£ 5CRRV ETTA PITTMAN LITERARY EDITOR WENMAN SARI05 ART EDITOR Hogui LYMAN fOULK ADVERTISING- M TOM ODOM BUSINESS MGfl RAY RONEY EVA BARBER ATHLETIC EDITORS CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL Page Fifty-four The Black Shield Dramatic Club was re organized in September for the year 1925-28, with the following officers: Lyda DeBerry, President; Wylie Mears, Vice-President; Ruth Hale, Secre- tary and Treasurer; Tom Odom, Sergeant-at-Arms. Two successful plays were given during the year. ‘ Mr. Bob” Philip Royson, yatchsman .................................Henry Washburn Robert Brown, clerk cf Benson and Benson .................-...Wylie Mears Miss Rebecca Luke, who has a fondness for cats............Juanita McAdams Katherine Rokers, her niece ______________________________ Ruth Hale Marion Bryant, “Mr. Bob” .................................... Lyda DeBerry Jenkins, Miss Rebecca’s butler, who has objections........Fonnie Blaylock Patty, the maid, who has dramatic aspirations .............. Eleanor West ‘‘A Poor Married Man” Professor John B. Wise, a poor married man ..................Wylie Mears Dr. Matthew Grahm, a county physician....................Fonnie Blaylock Billy Blake, a popular college boy .....................Henry Washburn Jupiter Jackson, a black trump ------------------------- Lyman Foulk Mrs. Iona Ford, some mother-in-law ..........-__________ Gertrude Steger Betty, her charming daughter ____________________________ Eleanor West. June Grahm, a little Freshman ............ ;............Josephine Collier Rosalind Wilson, a college reporter ....................Bernice Horstman Sponsor—Mr. Kincaid. CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL Page Fifty-five Girls’ Glee Club The Girls’ Glee CUT) consists of forty-two members, meeting three times per week. They have entertained with their music several times, but the work worthy of mention is the Christmas Cantata entitled “On to Bethlehem” which they very successfully rendered in the High School gymnasium. First Row—Ethel Horn, Eleanor West, Leona Patterson, Wilma Green, Flor- ence Packwood, Hazel Lynch. Second Row—Ruth Masters, Ruth Hale, Helen Maxwell, Elizabeth Hale, Norma Duggar, Christina King, Dorothy Dunn, Opal Foulk, Mary Lankford, Eva Barber, Etta Pitman. Third Row—Bernice Ozee, Mildred Stubbs, Mary Jim Blackshare, Florence French, Cordelia McGuire, Lydia DeBerry, Gertrude Steger, Mary Elizabeth LaGrange, Ethel Mae Robinscn, Anna Morrow, Metta Sarius, Henrietta Camp- bell, Marie Davis. Miss Austene—Supervisor. Jokes 210 Skeleton Avenue In Heaven, June 69th, 967 DEAR FRIEND: You are cordially invited to a dance given by the Grave diggers union, during the night of July 89th, it will be held at rough Box hall, coffin and casket streets, take a cemetery car direct to the Hall if preferred a Hearse will call at your grave. Tickets may he purchased at Undertaker 25 cents each and no dollars, positively no credit Orphans accompanied by their parents admitted free of charge. Refreshments will be served by the Embalmers. ‘MFNU” SKELETON SANDWICH AND BLOOD PUNCH The pep of the evening will he furnished by The shroud association of crepe hangers who will sing “I ain’t got nobedy no more.” please come and don’t dis- appoint me by being there. Mournfully Yours, The Dying. p. s.—The Corpse quartette will render their selection. FOR SALE—One Ford car with piston ring: Two rear w'heels, and one front spring; Has no fenders, seat or plank; Burns lots of gas; hard to crank: Carburetor busted half way through: Engine missing; hits on two. Three years old; four in the spring. Has shock absorbers and everything. Radiator busted; sure does leak. Differentials dry; you can hear them squeak. Ten spokes missing, front all bent. Tires blowed out. Ain’t worth a cent. Got lots of speed; will run like the deuce; Burns either gas or tobacco juice. Tires all off; been run on the rim. But a darn good Ford for the shape it’s in. —RANDALL KINCAID. Mr. Muir—“Eleanor, you are getting dumber every day.” Eleanor—“Well, I know it.” Mr. Muir—“You should not run around with Bernice so much.” Mr. Kincaid, (calling the roll)—“Wylie.’ Wylie—“Howdy.” Mary Jim, (down in laboratory)—“The formaldehyde hurts my eyes.” Mr. Kincaid—“I don’t think it will. You are too far away.” ' Ruth Hale—“Yes, but Mary Jim is far sighted.” Max—“What kind of dates do you like best?” Minnie—“Mandates, of course.” Mr. Muir—“Etta, give me the six words that take you through bookkeeping.” Etta—‘Oh! I knew but I forgot.” An advertisement—Shirts on sale for boys with thirteen and fifteen necks. Teacher—“Lawerence, name the organs in your stomach.” Lawerence—“What do you mean by organs?” Teacher—“I mean what is inside of you.” Lawerence—“Oh. I see! One apple, two oranges, one piece of cake, and some candy.” Lyda—“Mr. Muir my cash balance is wrong. I haven’t enough money.” Mr. Muir—“What’s the matter? Is there a drug store across the street? Mason Allen—“You look like a sensible girl, let’s get married?” Ruth Hale—“Nothing doing, I’m as sensible as I look.” CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL Page Fifty-seven v Pep Band The Pep Band was organized in 1924 for the purpose of creating more “pep for football and basketball. This organization has steadily grown. This year it has more members than it ever had before. The “pep band” has been very fortunate in developing so many musicians in our school and under the able guidance of Miss Packwood will no doubt be one of the best high school bands in this part of the State. It now has a membership of fifteen. CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL Page Fifty-eight Kodak Klubb This Kodak Klr.fob was organized the latter part of December for the purpose of making pictures for the Mogul. The members are:— Eva Barber Mildred Stubbs Mary Elizabeth LaGrange Mary Jim Blackshare Edna Burton Norma Duggar Josephine Collier Leona Patterson Dorothy Dunn Gertrude Steger Metta Sarius Opal Hines Wilma Green Elizabeth Hale Bernice Horstman Maguerite Dawson Hazel Lynch Vinita Campbell Ruth Hale Eleanor West Mary Lankford Florence Packwood Lyda DeBerry Opal Fou lk Juanita McAdams Vinita Campbell Ruth Masters Christina King Ethel Mae Robinson Ethel Horn Hazel Ervin Etta Pitman CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL Page Fifty-nln N Agricultural Club Our club was organized November 15, 1925. It’s purpose was for advancing better farming. Our motto is: “Hoe to the end of the row.” COLORS—Green and Gold. OFFICERS: President—Ralph Dorothy Dunn Lucas Heeb Harry Bailey Maggie Davis Data Amrhein Helen Maxwell Roney Sec. and Sponsor—Mr. Scott. MEMBERS: Morris Hipes Howard Hipes Irene Pobst Allan Hubbard Manuel Slinkard Joel Honey Treas.—Allan Hubbard Mason Allen Asa Oiler Charles Ervin Juanita Handley Ralph Roney CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL Page Sixty “On the 20th day of November the G. E. C. was formed, The other classes were very much alarmed. We agreed at our meeting, our officers we’ve elected; And in this C H. S., our G. E. C. was erected, Each member paid his dues, each of us did our part; And before we hardly knew it, we had a good start, In the homes of the members our good times we had Thanks to our sponsor—we are very glad.” COLORS: Blue and Gold. MOTTO: “Ideals Through Pleasure.” Pres.—William Washburn Sec.—Ruth Heeb Sponsor- William Washburn Coleen Hobbs Ruth Heeb Fanny Evans Clifford Lewis Marika El wick Leo Trapp Henrietta Campbell Vice-Pres.—Marion Sample Treasurer—Coleen Hobbs -Miss Howard. Thelvan Rickard Marion Sample Eloise Williams Iris Morrow Norma Locock Clarence Schneider Raymond Lewis .Tames Gold CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL Page Sixty-one K. K. Klubb Kinnie Kallen Keva Karber Kary Kim Klackshare Kosephine Kollier Kenita Kampbell Kyda Ke Kerry Kopal Kreeman Kuanita Kraee Kuth Kale Kernice Korstman Kopal Kipes Kuanita Karrell Kary Kelizabeth Ka Krange Kuth Rasters Kuanita KcKadams Kordelia KcKuire Kernice Kozee Kildred Kubbs Kertrude Keger Keleanor Rest CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL Page Sixty-two Yellow Dogs The Royal Order of the Yellcr Dawgs arrived at the kennel of Chaffee High School for the development of the minds cn December 5, 1825. It is an organization of noted individuals slapped together and held together by means of (not dog push), but the indisputable cans which are tied to the tails of those noted ones. At the sound of their leader’s bay one night they met in the jungles. The mul- ligan was manufactured by the leader who scorched the water and it turned the food cellars of all the dawgs, hounds and otherwise to empty shacks. The Keeper of Bones is highly recognized by his brother dawgs (hounds, curs, and other members of the canine group of the animal society in the great jungles of the Chaffee building of Heap Big Thoughts cf the mind). OFFICERS: John Bates________________________________—President Max Thornbrugh....................... Vice-President Lewis LaVal..................Secretary and Treasurer Ray Roney.......................... Sergeant-at-Arms MEMBERS: Homer George Ray Roney Lewis LaVal Max Thornbrugh John Bates Lyman Foulk Roy McConachie Wenmen Sarius Raymond Coakley Glynn Fowler James Campbell Wylie Mears Tom Odom Clarence Fagan Harvey Slinkard Allan Magner Bert Stroud CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL Page Sixty-three The “T. N. T.”, Sophomores Boys’ Club, was organized for the express purpose of upholding school activities of any kind. This club was organized in December. 1925, and chose as officers these people: Rodney Preston, president; Fonnie Blaylock, vice-president and secretary; Henry Washburn, sargeant-at-arms. The colors are Red and White. The motto—“Sink or Swim.” The members are:— Rodney Preston Fonnie Blaylock Albert Duggar Henry Washburn Lelon Whittaker Melton Harris Charles Bolton ,Elgin Stausing Elbert Gettings Carl Jupp CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL 3 Page Sixty-four The Sophomore Girls met December 10th for the purpose of organizing a club. They agreed to call this club the “S. 0. L’s.” They selected Green and Gold as their colors and “To Help Education, Health and Social Life” as their motto. The following officers were elected: President-------------------------------Elizabeth Hale Vice-President .........................Dorothy Dunn Secretary and Treasurer’_____________________Iola Witt Sponsor_________________________Mrs. Bertha Williams MEMBERS: Marie Davis Marguerite Dawson Dorothy Dunn Norma Duggar Hazel Ervin Opal Foulk Florence French Wilma Greene Elizabeth Hale Ethel Horn Dulcie Jupp Christina King Hazel Lynch Mary Lankford Anna Morrow Florence Packwood Leona Patterson Ethel Mae Robinson Metta Sarius Verba Tiller Lucille Wilhelm Iola Witt CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL Page Sixty-five MOGUL Echoes From The Commercial Room “I can’t get my Trial Balance!” “How many typing lessons have you?” “How long does it take you to look a lesson over before writing. Allen?” “1 think that the waste paper basket is big enough for that chewing gum, Gertrude.” “Eva, what have you in your mouth?” “ ‘Everybody loves a good player’— What’s the matter Lydia?” “Etta, this is wrong. Get Ruth’s books and check up.” “Now Allen, let Bert alone.” “Ruth, are you taking your Physical Exercises?” “Will you give me the rule for circles, Bernice?” “Now is that clear, what the lesson i, for tomorrow?” “Oh! I'm going crazy! “I never knew I was so dumb!” “Bert this is not fly-catching season. “Jim, don’t let the wind blow your hair.” “John, this is bookkeeping period not typing period.” “It must be about ten o’clock I heai the cuckoo birds.’ Tap-a-tip-tip. Tap-a-tip-tap-tap-a-tip. Bang! ! ! “Mr. Muir this typewriter won't write!'' JOKES Mrs. McAdams (at breakfast table): “Well, Juanita, what did you and Oscar talk about last, night? Juanita—“Oh! Just our kith and kin. Mattie Mae—“Yeth mother, they did. I heard Oscar say, ‘May I kith you?’ Sissy said, ‘Yeth, you kin.’ ” Miss Howard —“Tom, are you acquaint- ed with Tennyson’s ‘Maud’?” Tom Odom—“No mam, but I surely would like to meet her. Will you give me an introduction?” John Bates—“I want to express my- self.” Wylie Mears—“Where to?” Ruth Masters (speaking of her shoe soles)—‘I have already lost my heart and I am about to loose my soul (sole).” Miss Packwood—“Henry prove that the sum of the three angles of a triangle is equal to a straight angle.” Henry Washburn—“I don’t have to prove it, I’ll admit it.” Mary LaGrange—“Bernice, how many subjects are you carrying?” Bernice Horstman—“Carrying two and dragging three.” Mr. Scott—“Has anyone seen ‘The Freshman Girl ?” Data Amerheim—“Here I am ” Judge—“Son, why don’t you turn over a new leaf?” Lewis—“That’s why I’m here, I turned over a new ‘Paige.’ ” Mr. Kincaid—“Where do bugs go in the winter?” Opal Freeman—“Search me.” Raymond Coaklcy—“Jim I wish you would not use such language. Every time 1 hear you it makes cold shivers run up and down my back.” Jim Campbell—“Gosh! If you had heard my daddy when he ran into the clothes line you would have froze to death.” Allen—“I put a tack on Mr. Muir's chair yesterday.” Rodney—“Did you? I’ll bet he won’t sit down in a hurry, again.” Allen—“No, and neither will I!” “Why do you punch that hole in my ticket?” asked Ray of the railroad official. “So you can pass through,” was the reply. Homer at show—“Mother, when do the Indians come on?” Mrs. George—“There are no Indians in this play.” Homer—“Then who sicalped al! of those men in the front row?” Roy—“I have a new position with the railroad company.” Bert—“What is it?” Roy—“You know the fellow that goes aloftg side the train and taps the axles to see if everything’s all x’ight? Well, I help him listen.” Mrs. Williams—“There are some books lost.” “What were they?” Ruth Hale—“I lost an ‘Occupation’.” CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL Page Sixty- six Jokes Miss Kitchen (in second hour Latin class) “Oh, vocabulary where art thou?” Said the vivacious, mendacious young Mrs. “I really don’t know what Krs.” So the youth in haste With his arm around her waist Softly but firmly said “Thrs.” When Mr. Scott arose from his downy couch the other morning he absent-mind- edly picked up the hair brush instead of the hand mirror. “Mercy” he exclaimed as he stared at his “reflection I had no idea I needed a shave so badly. Mr. Muir—“Well Lewis, how arc you getting along in school?” Lewis—“Not very good.” Mr. Muir—“Well what’s the trouble Lewis?” Lewis—“The goodness won’t come out ” Mr. Muir—“Has anyone a question they want to ask about shorthand?” Vineta—“Yes, I want to know what our shorthand is for Monday?” Mr. Muir—“Well, you know---” Vineta—“Yes, I know but what?” Mrs. Williams—“Bernice, will you please turn around?” Bernice—“Yes’mam.” Mrs. Williams—“Have you turned around?” Bernice—“Yes’mam.” Mrs. Williams—“On what, installment plan?” Melton drives to school every morning in a much dilapidated machine. Fonnie—“What kind of a car you got there?” Melton—“R. F. D.” Fonnie—“R. F. D.—What the heck?” Melton—Yep— “Rescued From the Dump.” Preacher passing by some convicts working on the road. “Brethren” he said, “we should live to mend our ways.” “Well” replied convict No. 3829, “what do you think we’re doing, digging fish worms.” Lyman—“Came in at a quarter of twelve last night.” Max—“That’s a lie! I heard you come in at three.” “Here, boy,” said the man to Bert who was helping him drive a bunch of cattle; “hold this cow a minute, will you?” “No,” answered Bert. “I don’t mind being a director of this company, but I’m darned if I'm goin’ to be a stockholder.” The orator eats tongue, we hear, The Sultan, turkey lunch, The undertaker drinks his bier. The pugilist his punch. The acrobats spring water drink, The banquet man eats toast. Surveyors eat their stakes, we think And editors a roast. Shoemakers have fillet of sole, The printer, pie and sweets, The hungry actor eats his role, Policemen munch their beats. Mrs. Williams—“Why are you late?” Jim—“ ‘ Cause the bell rang before I got here.” Love is like an onion, We taste it with delight, And when it’s gone we wonder What ever made us bite. Miss Kitchen—“Oh, I had the most terrible dream last night!” Miss Howard—“What was it?” Miss Kitchen—“I thought I was forced to take one of my own examinations.” They say we have prohibition, but they found Miss Austene in the ditch. “Ah, madam,” said the pious visitor. “I am going about giving advice and con- solation to unhappy wives. Do you know where your husband is every night?” “Indeed, I do.” “Alas, madam. You think you do, but he may be here, there, anywhere.” “Well, if he gets out of the place where he is now, he has to raise a granite slab that weighs at least a ton, and he couldn’t even lift a scuttle of coal while he was alive.” y Mrs. Bates—“Now Johnny, make your list. I want some raisins, some yeast and some prunes.” John—“And some yellow soap.” Mrs. Bates—“But I don't need any yel- low soap.” Lyman—“Well three is a quarter of twelve, isn’t it?” John—“Put it down. I don’t want this to read like a recipe for making hootch.” CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL Page Sixty-seven Jokes Henry and Fonnie met one day, and Henry, wishing to have fun with Fonnie, asked him if he was good at arithmetic. Fonnie “I am that.” Henry—“Then could you tell me how- many shirts I could get out of a yard?” Fonnie—“Well, that depends on whose yard you get into.” Bernice and Harvey were departing after an evening together, when Bernice said, “Aurevoir.” Harvey—“What's that?” Bernice “Good-bye in French.” Harvey—“Carbolic Acid.” Bernice—“What’s that?” Harvey—“That’s good-bye in any language.” Eva—“Have you a match?” Tom—“Yes—I am your match.” Eva—“Oh! I am looking for one with a head on it.” “It’s the little things in life that tell,” said Ruth as she dragged the youngest Hale from under the sofa. Lyda—“Daddy give me some money.” Mr. DeBerry—“Your conversation is like the scale in music. Lyda—“How is that daddy?” Mr. DeBerry—“It begins with do and ends with do.” Miss Kitchen—“Who laughed out in my class?” Rodney—It was I, Miss Kitchen. I was laughing up my sleeve and it had a hole in the elbow.” Mr. Kincaid—“What is ordinary used as a conductor of electricity?” Elbert Gettings—“Why—err—’’ Mr. Kincaid—•“Correct, now tell me what is the unit of electric power?” Elbert—“The What?” Mr. Kincaid—“Very good, that will do.” Miss Kitchen (calling the roll in Latin class)—“Dorothv Dunn?” Dorothy—“Hello.” Ray—“Darling, would you like to have a pet monkey?” Mary Jim—“Oh! This is so sudden, Ray, hut you'll have to ask father first.” CHAFFEE H Donald Miller’s Father—“Donald what did you do with that nickel I gave you?” Donald—“I gave it to a poor old lady.” Donald’s Father—“That’s right always give to the poor. What was the old lady doing?” Donald—“Selling ice cream cones.” Wylie (naming the planets)—“Earth, Quick-silver (Mercury), Neptune, Venus, Mars, Geranium (Uranus), Jupiter, and Saturn.” Mr. Kincaid (in General Science)—“As we all know every night at Jupiter it is moonlight. It would, I think be a great place for lovers.” Wylie Mears—“I know, but, Mr. Kin- caid, it is cold there at Jupiter.” Florence French—“That would be all the better.” Ruth had a piece of gum, She chewed it fast and slow; And every place that Ruth went, The gum was sure to go. She took it all the way to school one day, Which was against the rule, Mr. Muir took it away from her And chewed it after school. Mr. Scott (informing the study hall what to do when a fire alarm is given)— “Don’t take anything with you.” Later a fire alarm was given. Bert Stroud (carrying a book)—“Mr. Scott, may I go upstairs to put my book up?” Homer George—“My dad got Hamburg and Java last night over the radio.” Ruth Hale—“Pah, you can never make me think that he ever got any groceries over that blamed contraption.” Mr. Muir “Ruth, what is a steno- grapher supposed to do?” Ruth—“Sit and powder.” Miss Howard (in English Literature Class)—“Cordelia, what piece of litera- ture do you like best that we have studied?” Cordelia McGuire (after a moment’s pause)—“Homer’s Eyelid.” I G H SCHOOL ii Page Sixty-eight Hoo’s Hoo The Happiest Girl—Eva Barber Best Natured Girl—Ruth Masters Most Lonesome One—Irene Pcbst Most Melancholy One—Glynn Fowler Most Popular Boy—Lewis LaVal The One-thirty Scholar—Jim Campbell Freshiest Freshie—Data Amrhein The Wisest Senior—Lyda DeBerry The Sleepiest Student—Bert Stroud The Loudest Student—Lyman Foulk The Most Irregular Student—Elbert Gettings The Cutest Boy—Lewis LaVal The Quietest Student—Elgin Stausing The Prissiest Student—Josephine Collier The Best Athlete—Lewis LaVal The Biggest Joke—Mason Allen The Owner of the Largest Feet—Roy McConachie The Fattest Student—Henrietta Campbell The Leanest Student—Opal Freeman The Biggest Book Worm—Christina King The Most Dated Boy—John Bates The Most Dated Girl—Juanita Harrell The Wittiest Boy—Max Thornbrough The Biggest Crush—Ray and Mary Jim The Most Contrariest Student—Juanita Handley The Most Bashful Boy—Lucas Heeb The Laziest Boy—Howard Hipes The Most Handsome Boy—Henry Washburn The Most Original Student—Fonnie Blaylock The Most ConscientioujS Boy—Clifford Lewis The Most Individual Student—Bernice Ozee The Prettiest Girl—Elizabeth Hale The Biggest Bluffer—Lyman Foulk The Loudest Girl—Dorothy Dunn I3‘If CHifcn, , T?j fKnPmm CARNIVAL SCENES OF HIGH SCHOOL JANUARY 29B1 Page Seventy Calendar 12— A Brazilian missionary, Mr. Allen, spoke upon the Educational Advant- ages of Brazil, and also of the mar- riage problems. Not many girls want to go to Brazil, however. 13— Seniors had a class meeting deciding cn dime-day, and woe be unto the Freshies now. The Sophomores also have a meeting. 14— Bain! Rain! Rain! Nothing un- usual happened. The regular pro- gram was carried out. 15— Rain again. Some Sophomores tried to go around the park at a moderate speed (?) and met an obstacle. 16— Football game called off with Forn- felt on account of rain. Miss Kitchen has a new slicker. Hooray! 19— List of failures pasted on the board. A general cry seemed to arise. Meet- ing of the Freshmen. Initiation Committee elected Lyman Foulk as chairman, Lyda DeBerry as Secretary 20— The Freshmen were given tickets to sell and their rules to obey. 21— Football game with Morehouse and it almost became a little rough. Score 7 to 7. 24— Mr. Muir cuts the Girls Basketball Squad and kindly informs us that we come only to get out at nights. We thank you. 25— Seniors have a class meeting, decided on class party, only to put it off. 26— Rain again. Freshmen and Sopho- mores have meeting. 27— Everybody is waiting for Hallowe’en. 30—Game with Diehlstadt, were beaten. Score 14 to 0. NOVEMBER— 2— Freshmen’s caps came and we have a meeting to decide about the Fresh- men. The caps are put on. Boys show good school spirit, but the girls are inclined to be rough. 3— Some Freshmen girls try to show who’s boss. Were they showing class spirit? We should say not! 4— Some Freshmen boys are seen eat- ing from a high table, wonder why? 5— Play practice for “Mr. Bob” going fine. Tomorrow night. O-o-o-oh! 6— Fornfelt plays here. Wins by 6 to 0. Lewis LaVal was knocked out in the first quarter. Play given tonigiit. Howling success. 9—Rain, rain, rain. More work, English themes due in a day. 10— B. B. Practice started again. Some happy faces are seen in Study Hall. 11— Armistice Day. Lewis LaVal, Joe Collier, and Fonnie Blaylock have a birthday and were duly spanked by students and teachers. Some of the Seniors gave a surprise party for Joe and Lewis. Some time—! ! ! 12— Everybody sleepy. Miss Kitchen takes up notebooks. 13— Play Fornfelt at Fornfelt. Fornfelt wins 6 to 0. 16— Everybody downhearted over the game. Cheer up’ Some more years to play. 17— Nothing in particular. 18— Lessons getting harder and more frequent lectures on dumbness. Wonder who by? 19— Freshmen play Sophomores. The Freshmen win. Good start. 20— School out. naturally for one more week end. Seniors have class party. The best party ever given by any class. Some of the most remembered favors were: Monkeys, Swings, In- struments of percussion, and Nigger Jiggers. 23— Everybody raving over the good time they had at the party. 24— Miss Howard’s Senior English class take up Emerson. She is nice enough to let up spend a wholeweek on it. 25— Test on English. Everybody comes out of it all right with the excep- tions of a few who fainted, broke an arm or leg in the rush for the door. 26— Brother Bates speaks at school. He seemed rather upset by our bulletin board. 27— Seniors all wear class colors to school. ’Stoo bad can’t have it today. Senior class program postponed. 30—Senior program given. Howling suc- cess. DECEMBER— 1— Miss Howard gives out the topic of “Transcendentalism’’ for an essay. More work ! ! ! 2— Blind Boone played on December 1. Everybody rather musical this morn- ing. Miss Austene tells the Music Class to bring paper and pencil to class. There is one general scramble for that only pencil in Study Hall. Juniors give a party. The results are not evident yet. 3— Everybody tired and sleepy. 4— Nothing in general. Only the thought of having a vacation. 7— Yellow Dogs have a meeting, also the K. K. K’s. Sh-h-h! It’s a secret. 8— The plot thickens another mysterious club is formed, the S. O. L’s. 9— Miss Kitchen decides to test the knowledge of her American History Class. Oh, Fate! How can thou be so cruel. 10—She had awful luck and tries the American Problems Class. WORSS THAN EVER. CHAFFEE HIGH SCHOOL Page Seventy-two Calendar 11—Another week gone and Santa Claus looming in the distance. Double header, basketball game. Opponents being Delta. Beat both games with a score of 16 to 12, girls; 18 to 10, boys. 14— Just like all the rest of the Mon- day’s only there is one new item. This is “Bernice Week” in first year Shorthand Class. 15— Visitors in Shorthand. Bernice you are a good teacher. 16— Typing lessons came in this morning. Mr. Muir missed his typing tablet yesterday. 17— Dr. Curtis gave a talk on physical fitness and about M’s. 18— Game with Morehouse. Girls tie 16 to 16; boys, 16 to 10. 21— Getting ready for the Cantata. Ba rather cool won't it? 22— Cantata practice and girls B. B practice. It’s a habit now that if Mr. Muir says, “Dorothy” all the B. B girls start running. The Cantata given at the gym. 23— Cantata a success. School out fer Christmas holidays. Several letters to (Santa) were found in the com- mercial room. JANUARY— 4— One-half year courses are offered by Mr. Scott. Dramatic Club again tries to decide on pins. B. B. prac- tice again resumed, everybody sore and out of wind. 19— Mogul Staff meets and decides on Carnival night. Eva Barber is put in charge of Carnival. 20— Senior class meets to look at invita- tions. 21— The weather man predicted snow for Friday 22, so the Staff called off the Carnival. Also the Basketball game with Cape Hi called off. 22— C. C. Mills, Frisco Supervisor, speaks on accident prevention. Everybody trying to keep the radiators warm. 25— Mr. Kincaid announces that all B. B. girls may go home next to last hour Oh, why aren’t we all B. B. girls? 26— Snow everywhre. Different organi- zations meets. 27— Mr. Saunders speaks in assembly on, “How to make the best of life.” 28— Rumored that Mr. Muir is married Floats for Carnival discussed. Lyman announces he wants the parade U� begin at quarter ’til twelve not fif- teen minutes ’till twelve. 29— “The Carnival Parade’’—everybody excited. FEBRUARY— 1— This is a typical place for climax of weather. All the weather in the world comes here to change. 2— Mr. Hinchey speaks to American Problems’ Class. Game with Blod- gett tonight. 5— -Basketball game between Freshmen girls and eighth grade girls this afternoon. Game with Blodgett to- night. 8—First fire alarm of the term. Just practice for school children. 9— Senior class meets. 10—Pep meeting. B. B. game, double- header. 12—Mogul Staff meets, decides to let Junior High run a queen. 15— Mr. Johnson speaks on “Visions of Life.” 16— Nothing, but a Staff meeting. 17— Elizabeth Finney, Junior High Candi- date for queen is ahead. Come on you High School students! 18— Nothing in particular, just rain. Few of our students tries to imitate thunder and lightning and rainbow. 19— Mogul Staff meeting. Pep meeting. 22— Excitement! Senior queen ahead. More excitement. A fire alarm. Who rang the bell? 23— Josephine wants to know when George Washington’s birthday is. Raymond Coakley trys to learn the Charleston at the Yellow Dog party. 24— Same old routine. Miss Austene still absent. 25— Senior and Freshman class meets. Junior High ahead in queen contest MARCH— 1— Junior High still ahead in queen contest. 2— Seniors ahead in contest. Mr. Mineke shows trophies that are to be given to the boys in the B. B. Tournament. Mr. Shy shows the girls’ trophies. 3— News of photographs being taken All dressed up and nowhere to go. 4— Photos being taken again. Mr. Muir can’t get the B. B. girls together. 5— Boys lost game at Benton against I.lmo. Girls game Saturday at Oran against Diehlstadt. 8— Track season starts. Everyone urged to try out. 9— Men’s Glee Club to entertain at Gym tonight. 10— Mr. Kincaid says tomorrow is judg- ment day (exams.) 11— Negatives are returned. They are too much like us. 12— Primary grades and High entertains during assembly. 15— Staff meeting. 16— Senior meeting. 17— School inspectors visit us. 18— Everybody smiling. Spring is on its way. 19— Southeast Mo. B. B. Tournamnt be- gins. Seniors run hot-dog stand. 22— Girls’ track organized. 23— Reports are being distributed. 25— K-a-choo. Don’t get excited this is not the C. H. S. password, it’s merely a sign of spring. 26— Miss Kitchen’s afternoon classes do not meet. 30— Who said “It ain’t gonna rain no more?” 31— Wonder why the boys are smiling so? Mrs. Williams made an announcement that they would not have Physical Education. APRIL— 1—This day is dedicated to all the foois of April. 26—Annual goes to press. Members of Staff falls by the way side. 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[CHAFFEE, MISSOURI CORDREY’S PHARMACY DRUGS AND DRUG SUNDRIES Where You Get the Most for Your Money WE’RE IN BUSINESS FOR YOUR HEALTH --PHONE 20- Chaffee, Missouri KEHSH5ZS2S2S2S2SSSZS2SHS252S5S2S2S2S2SSSa5HS2SHSHSESE5ESES2SBS2S2SSSES2SaS2S2S2SHSESZ52SH52SaSSSS2SE5HSHS2SSSHSESHSiffiS25?SHS2Sl g CHAFFEE HARDWARE UNDERTAKING CO, Exclusive Dealers in Our Line -PHONE 28- CHAFFEE, MISSOURI SSES2S2SHSHS2S?S?SHS2SSSS5SS2SSSHSHSSS2SHSHSSSSSS52SSSESHS2SHSHSHS2SZSHSHSHS2S2SHSESHSH5252SHSES2SHS2SHSHSESSSHSHS2SHSHS2SHSH5HSHSHSH5HSi Page Ninety-one ’2S2SHSHS25ESHSHSH52SHSHSH525HSE5HSHSSS25HSHSH5ESHSESHS252SESHS2SHS5SHSHSHSE5ESH5HSHSHSHS2SH5HSHS2SHS2SESHS25HSHSHS2S2SHSHSHSE5ESHS2S3S525H52SHS2SHSc5ESE5HSHS2SHSHSH5ESHSE5HSHSHSHSSS2SHSHSH525HSHSHSH!i 5H5H5HSESSSE5HSH52SES2SBS5SHSHSHSHS2SHS2SSSSSH52SHSH2S2SHSHSJS2SE5JSHSSSHSHS252SHSHS2SES2SHSHSH5ZSESE5H5ESHSJSJSSSHSE5HS2SSHgsggjc THE MO GU L WHEN IN CAPE GIRARDEAU DRIVE IN AT THE SIGN BLATTNER’S Service Station FOR HIGH GRADE GAS AND OILS BROADWAY AND PACIFIC PHONE 1177 CAPE GIRARDEAU, MISSOURI Miller s TIRE Station W. C. MILLER, Prop. BEST TIRE SERVICE PHONE 78 COR. BROADWAY AND PACIFIC CAPE GIRARDEAU, MISSOURI iacSE5HSESHSSS2SHSHSE5SS2S2SESESSSHSH5ESSSHS2SHSSSHS2SES2SH5SS2SESH5ESESZS2S2SESES25HSHSHSBSHSHSHS2S2SS5HSJSE5HS2 CHAFFEE MILE GRAIN COMPANY MANUFACTURERS OF HIGH-GRADE SOFT WHEAT FLOUR, CORN MEAL AND FEED Buyers of Grain and Dealers in All Kinds of MIXED FEED, HARD WHEAT FLOUR, ETC. BUY WHERE YOUR NEIGHBOR TRADES AND WHERE YOUR BUSINESS IS APPRECIATED GALL 165 N. MAIN ST. Chaffee, Missouri SHS2S2SSSE525ESHS2SHSH5HSESHSSS2S25SS2SHSHSHSSSESHS2S2SSSHSE5JSHSHSESHSHSHS2SHSHSSS2SHS2SSSHSHSHSHSHSHSSSESHSHS2SH5H5ESHS2SHS£SESBii THE MOGUL COOK WITH ELECTRICITY THE MODERN WAY SAFE—CLEAN—CONVENIENT No ashes to carry—the kitchen is always cool UNION ELECTRIC RANGES AND UNION ELECTRIC SERVICE IS THE COMBINATION THAT BRINGS ELECTRIC COOKING WITHIN THE REACH OF MOST MODEST HOMES Missouri Utilities Company 5HS2S2SJSE5HSESESJSHS2SHS2SESE5Z5?SHSH5E5HSESESHSESESHSHSHSESSSESH5ES25H5ESZSHSES2S2SH5ZSHSHSH5HSHfES25HSHSESHSE5HSHS2SE5ESHSHSJSHSE5HSJ5H5 CAPE’S LARGEST —DRUG STORE- SOUTH SIDE—RIGHT NEXT TO CHAFFEE CAPE GIRARDEAU, MO. LANKFORD This is the place where you can find a full up-to-date line of Cleaning and Pressing Shop “Where CLOTHES are CLEANED until they look like new.” ---PHONE 230-- FOR PROMPT SERVICE Chaffee, -:- Missouri DRESS FABRICS of all kinds with trimmings to match. Write for samples. Page N.nety-four 55E5Z5S5HSSS2S2SHSHS2SBSHSHSHSHS2SHS2SHSESESHS5SHSHSHSZS2S2SHSHS2S2SSSHS252SHSHS2S2E2SHSES2SSSSS2SSS2S2SHSH52SHSHSESSSHSHSHSSSHS2SHSSSHS THE MOGUL Chaffee Building and Loan $100,000.00 Paid to Stock Holders 15th Series Matured, March 1, 1926. Authorized Capital, One Million Dollars 17 Years Seniority. Graduate of the University of Hard Knocks Class of 1909. Actual Resources, One Third Million Dollars. In Our New Home, Corner of Main and Yoakum. Chaffee, Missouri aSJSBSSSHSHSHSHSSSTOSHSSSHSSSSSSSSSSSHSSSSSSSHSZSHSSSPSESHSSSJ' HSHSHSPSHSHSHSESSSHSJSSSaSHSHSSSSSSSESZSHSHSHSaSSSSSSSHSESHSESraSHSHS? Page Ninety-five iHSESSSHSH525ESE5ESE5E5ES2SHSHSHS25HS2SHS2SHSHSHS2S2SESZS2SJS25H5E5HSESE5H5E5HSH5HS25ES2SHSSSHSE5ESHSHSESHS2S2SHSES2SE52SH5HSESESH5H5H5ESSSESH52S2SESHS2SHSESE52S2S2SESHSESESHSHSHS2SHSES25E5HS2SESHS2Si 5BSH52SESHS2SESHSS5ESESESHSHSES2SHSS5HSS5H5ESESHSHSSSHS25HSHSSSHS2SS525H5HSHSJSH5SSH5HSHSES5SESHSHSH5SSHSESHSS5HSESS THE MOGUL P. N. KELLER H. H. WASHBURN, Jc l e K-W Insurance Agency CHAFFEE, MISSOURI ---PHONE 221- OUR COMPLIMENTS TO THE FUTURE BUSINESS MEN AND WOMEN OF CHAFFEE WE REPRESENT SIX LEADING COMPANIES, WRITING EVERY FORM OF INSURANCE WITH ASSETS OF $306,000,000.00 WE HAVE $2,750,000.00 OF INSURANCE IN FORCE Be Safe in One of These— AETNA—HOME OF NEW YORK—HARTFORD GREAT AMERICAN-FIREMAN’S FUND LIVERPOOL, LONDON AND GLOBE Page Ninety-six I THEMOGUL A. R. ZOELSMANN, President Telephone 560 | Dempsey Grocer Company WHOLESALE 117-23 WATER STREET CAPE GIRARDEAU, MISSOURI WHITE WATER ROSE FLOUR B. BRAND SPICES AND EXTRACTS ]i252SHS2SHS2S2SHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSSSSSHSHSHS2SHSHSHSHS5SHSSSHS2SHSHS2SHS2SES2S2SHSHS2S2SHSHS2S2S2SHS2SSS2SSSHSHS2SHSHS2SHSHS2SHSHS2SHSHS2SHS2 Osterloh’s Book Stores 123 N. MAIN and 807 BROADWAY PHONES 545 and 923 CAPE GIRARDEAU, MISSOURI BOOKS, STATIONERY, GIFTS and GREETING CARDS FOR ALL OCCASIONS SHSHSH52SHSHS2S2SHSHS2S2SHS2SHS2SHS2SJSHS2S2S25HS2SHSESHS2SHSJSHSESH52SHSHS2SHS2SJSHSSS25ES2SHSHSHSHS2S2SHSH5HS2SHS2S2SSSHSSSESESESHSHS2HS Page Ninety-eight SALES AND SERVICE USED CARS Bohnsack Auto Co. 240 S. FREDERICK ST. PHONE 1571 CAPE GIRARDEAU, MISSOURI gSjsasasESHSMHsasEsiasasasHSHsasasssHsasssasHsasHSHSssHSHsasHsasssasasasasasHSHSHSHSESssHSHsasasssasssasasasasssasHSEsasssssasHsasHsasHS THE MOGUL § EGGIMANN MERCANTILE CO. A CLEAN STORE— A CLEAN STOCK- PROMPT SERVICE— A SQUARE DEAL— WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATRONAGE ORDER YOUR GROCERIES EARLY AND AVOID THE RUSH EGGIMANN MERCANTILE CO. TELEPHONE 31 - - 300 CHAFFEE, MISSOURI J5HSH525ZS2S2S2SH5ESHSBS252SESHS2SBSHSHSBSESHSHSESHS2S25H5E5M2S2S2S2SHS2SHSHSHSHHSHSHS2S2SHSHSHS2S2S2SHSESHS2SHSHEHS2SHSHSHSSSHSHS2S2SHSES? 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