Central YMCA High School - Centralite Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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r Q A A' m ' 1 1. ' ' A me Q H9-11 If Q11 5 QQ N,-sr ' Humor Y's Krax The point of a pen is as important as the ink. Pain is positive, pleasure is negative. Which can you actually feel the most, a good time or a tooth-ache? Who called it plane geometry? an as -ic Who was it nicknamed the council the student scoundrels? af- vs as l..ot's wife had nothing on me, said the convict, as he turned to a pile of stone. an af- is Famous Sayings: They shall not pass.-The Faculty. as as A'- Before taking English Lit., I thought all men who did hack work were cab drivers. A '14 if if Y's We Don't Understand Y the teacher invariably asks our neighbor the question we could answer in fine style. Y the teacher invariably asks us the question we know least about. Y the teacher permits some eggs to take up so much time with irrelevant questions. Y such goofs acquire such nice prom girls. Y such nice girls dance so rotten. Y it is that a fellow never realizes the necessity of study until he sees the exam questions. Y it is that students and profs are always broke. Y it is that some guys always think they are smarter than the teachers. Y the traffic cops always blow the whistle when you are half-way across. 55 56 P6 Advice to the Study-worn I. Don't forget: the size of the brief case does not indicate the intellect of its carrier.-lVlcClusky. 2. Spend a few hours each night and you'll come out all right.-Milne. 3. Assignments are to be looked over, and not overlooked.-Bloxom. 4. Remember, all things being equal, the one who studies most is bound to receive the highest grade.-Marr. 5. Too many cuts will bleed any student's average.-Hawkins. 6. You can lead a student to his studies, but you can't make him think.- Davis. 7. My kingdom for a horse! Suppose you got one. It would not carry you thru Caesar anyway.-Eaton. 8. Little thinking results in little things.-Webber. as as a1 Bedig: What would you do if you were in my shoes? Morin: l'd get a new pair. lPage l00j . . 4 i in nn mum.-nnuumnmmmiun...--.---A V.. i -. I- I...mmm-mvmy.Nv...u........n...nvm.vi une-mu..mmfnul-...Hunt U.. ...W H.. 1 W.. ..........r......, .H-.... ,N .. .............i