Central YMCA High School - Centralite Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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fs -.fairy 'HER -,Q me Q m-11-TQXI15 QQ 5: - Humor The Disgusted He-Man A fellow has the hardest time To get a girl today, Unless he's what they call a sheik, And then they come his way. The Happers all go wilcl for him, l just can't understand, They see a dandy on the screen And sigh, Chl Ain't he grand? You think they'd fall for he-man stuff, A guy who kills to save, And finds a damsel in distress Who tells him he's so brave. That stuffs all in the movies now: You'll never find it true. l guess llll have to change my ways And be a dumb sheik too. ARMUND SCHOEN. 56 as as New Student Are there any musical organizations in this school3 Zeiss No but the orchestra plays once m a while Very Short Story oman hater smart girl Flattery dim lights Spring moonshme versed opinion Smart girl Wedding bells The latest from the Athletic Commissioner is that Central is to have Cross Word Pu7zle Team When l was a klcl l thought that everybody who carried a brief case w a lawyer Enrollment Blank An Excuse Born3 Yes once Married or s1ngle3 Have been both VOICCD Weak HHIYB Thin Health 3 Sometimes Previous CXPCTICHCCB Plenty Where3 Different places Business 3 Rotten Salary expected3 More I am short but heady Heacly but stout Stout but happy Happy but poor Poor because stout Stout because happy Happy because heady Ei HS . 44 . . . . . vu 'E ' - ' If 5 1 v - il 'l rg 1 . . . . . If 1 W ' , . , . . RC- lg 1 1 1 . . 'f 1? 1 ar an as .5 E I V . . . . . 4 - . eq 1 HF AG S5 4 . . . fl . ' fi is af- ac 5 li l -- 1 - , . 'E 4 . . 1 , ' ' , , 'j . '- . ' . , , 1311 . - . ll j .- ' . Us . ' - I- 1 .- . g 1 , . ll I . -- . p I wage 971 ' : 1 T-g-1-13:5--1-,:---.m:1..m.1.m..am,:.r.a-m...m.a.K.:.:m..1.1..T.,,s.m..a.:'f-T.ar.mT..a..W-..mH:nv-m. -1--uf---:Av-1'Tr'mm' 9

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- Mfzivf' win: -Q The QQ H3-flrgtlflflqg at - - Humor W gpg 9, Woo e 'Ol 4 O 1 r YE 4 H w x M n , g 2 , Ili E 3' Mulligan: Duck! Duck! Casey: Duck nothing. Geese. 96 -'F 3 Y's Owls This organization was founded by victims of insomnia, who meet after school at Raklios, They chose this place to show that we patronize our advertisers and also because the campus cafeteria would not stay open after midnight. While feasting on hamburger sandwiches and pie-ally the mem- bers, who comprise would-be debaters, actors, musicians and notables from the Mustache Club, The Order of Flunks, and the Four Horsemen, cook up the fanatical schemes which make the students dig. The Y's Owls have the reputation of not coming home the same day they go out. 55 3 az The Protective Order of Flunks This order has a larger membership than you may think. They don't wear pins or badges and don't go around bragging about their affiliation. The organization has for its pass-word Misery loves company and for its motto, If at first you clon't succeed, take it over. We have it from confidential sources that the membership will be greatly increased in June. Your Prof. Can Make You a Member. 5:5 64 56 One Date a Week Club Membership made so not from choice, but from dire necessity. ' it 9? uk ' The Boy Graduate How many times can a fellow graduate from the same school? Ask Kritzke. He knows. fpage 991 ......... ,...,.... 1...,.,.v V ,.. '' V -H'I '