Central Wisconsin College - Valkyrie Yearbook (Scandanavia, WI)

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.v -11-: y 3 2 am gag 123 HAVE YOU HEARD??? To be college bred means a four year loaf requiring a great deal of dough, as well as plenty of crust. W'here is old Petroleum? Kerosene him. last week but he ain't Benzine since. lf a young man goes to see his Sweetheart on a rainy night, would he be a rainbow? I believe this is the last drink I'll take, said the about-to-reform man-as he picked up a bottle of wood alcohol by mistake. BRIGHT SAYINGS BY CHILDREN lilernard M.: XVhat bell is that FU Lloyd L.: The one right upon the wall. Phillip ML: T am trying to grow a mustache and I am .won- dering what color it will be when it c-omes out. . Orrin VV.: At the rate it is growing I should think it would be gray. Edna NV.: Did you ever take chloroform ? Fern E.: f'No! Vlfhat hour does it come?,' Martin A.: The snow is going-I can see its tracksf' Lionel H.: 4'They keep bees to raise honey. Orrin B.: The quicker we get done-The sooner we will be through. Orrin M.: Holland is noted for its beautiful two-lips. Prof.: She had been crying and was wiping her earsf, Student: Have you got any 'Glad-Guts'? Clerk: lf they aren't, they ought to be. Cora A.: 'fAre all your chickens white ? Russel N.: UT hope so l Ralph P.: CTalking about hazing at Madisonj They killed one fellow. Evelyn VV.: Oh yesg they killed him several timesf, Mari-on H.: T washed my head to-night and it's awfully soft yet.

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e f f 23 -, -f -U. . .1 .xg E, i , 122 WWE -2 C, W. C. DICTONARYH Exams-a deep sea, which is dangerous to cross if you canit swim. Faculty--A council consisting of twelve members, all of whom are expert judges. Hallf-A modern gymnasium used between six and seven o'clock. Cold Shower Bath-A treatment for the F1-eshie, in case he becomes hot in the top story. janitor-an obliging gentleman who is always on duty to open the doors after the lights are extinguished. Vlfindoiv-an exit after 10 olclock. Cln case of fire ! l lj Blush.ing+A disease delightful to behold, but not to eX- perience. u Excuse-A slip of paper signed by all the teachers, testi- fying that you have been sick. , W'aste paper basket-a receptacle for test papers-if teacher hasn't time to look over them. Piano-A large silent box-that is, from 10 P. M. to 6 A. M. Text Books-A rasp for sharpening the wits. Graduate-one .vvho can not learn any more. Drinking Fountain-A public floor washer and shower bath. Griginality-something very fexv have, but many think they have. Cram-the last resort before the final plunge into the sea of darkness. President-A big man with a big job. Bawling-out-something usually experienced if any rules have been broken the night before. Chicken Pox-A disease caused by the company of too many chickens. Goodbye- A Bavvl Gamef' Pine Grove-A Rendezvous for Deers. Silent lVatches-those we forget to wind.

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ts U Z nllnnaf 124 f r' ill! t i 23 BY THESE SONGS YE SHALL KNOW Oh How I Hate To Get Up In The Morning -Arthur Larson Alice Blue Go.Wn',-Teddy Haines. Along Caine Ruth -Christian VValle. Sort-A-Miss-You -Karen Wfhite. I Know Vxfhat lt Means To Be Lonesome -Marion Peterson. Casey at Horne -Evelyn Vlfang. They Wfere All Out. Of Step But J'l1T1M1Cl2'l1'Z1 Hillestad. Smiles -Happy Anderson. Don't you Remember The Time ? eVirgil Wfalle. Tricks --Ralph Paulson. ' There's Only One Pal After All -Ruth Henclricksen. Tn The Evening By The Moonlightu-Sever Anderson. Who Tied The Can on The Dogls Tail? -XVillard Hanson. VVhistling jiniw-James Anderson. Slow and Easy -Clifford Thompson. One. Two, Three, Four, Sonietiines I Wfish There W'ere More' -Orrin Mason. V l'1n a 12 oyclock Fellow, In a 9 o'cloek Town -Arthur Gullik- son. Breakfast in Bed -Edna Grenlie.