Central Washington University - Hyakem / Kooltuo Yearbook (Ellensburg, WA)

Text from Pages 1 - 158 of the 1923 volume:

Published by ' 77he Associated Student ‘T$ody of the IVasbington State formal School $llensburg, Washington ■ 28 7 To That Spirit of Freedom In Speech and Action IDhich Peruades Our Institution IDe Dedicate This Record of School Actiuitu Q ? Page 2 Foreu?or It has been our desire to present to you in this book a i ' ue representation of school life and student activity in our Normal school. We have attempted to give you a volume which will help you to recall the many happy and profitable days spent here. In the degree in which you get pleasure and satisfaction from the 1923 Hyakem, in that degree We have suc¬ ceeded. P� Se 3 Contents ADMINISTRATION CLASSES ACTIVITIES ORGANIZATIONS FEATURES Page 4 Page 5 ‘President Geo. H. {Black. Page 6 President Black’s Message This year is a transitional year In the history of the Ellensburg Normal school. For the first time wc have first year, second year, and third year students so designated instead of the old names of Juniors and Seniors for the first and second year, respectively. Next year we shall have the fourth year as well and the full four-year course of collegiate grade. In all probability before this shall have been published the definite announcement of the granting of the degree of Bachelor of Arts, in education, will have made officially. This means a new era in all teacher-training Institutions in the Pacific Northwest and in a very short lime the old name will have passed and the more specific and descriptive name of Teachers ' College will have been officially approved for all Normal Schools. With all other professions—law, medicine, dentistry, even veterinary science, on a four year basis and with degrees granted to all who prepare themselves for such professions by finishing a collegiate course Is it not strange that our profes¬ sion of teaching should have lingered so long and so far behind? As in the case of all inventions when they have been achieved and are new we ask—why did we not think of this years ago? So in this case we again accept the new and wonder why it did not happen a decade or more ago. As the enrollment of the school steadily Increases, the difficulty of maintain¬ ing “all-school ’ activities also steadily Increases, and “all-schoor’ participation in all activities semis well-nigh Impossible. In the past two years we have seen the formation of several new clubs or societies, some literary, some academic, some social. Which way are we drifting? Are we approaching the day when fraternities end sororities will soon enter our school life? If we are, let us bo well prepared in advance and let us see to it that the fine “all-school morale and friendliness in students and faculty is perpetuated as a major aim of all new organizations. Thus safe-guarded in their aims the formation of new clubs and societies will al¬ ways be constructive. Might it not be well to begin with an all-school honorary scholarship society? What are we going to do about the housing and the boarding problem? The new project that is farthest along is another large dormitory with a capacity of at least 120 students. The Question is shall we foster such large units, or shall we have more of them and build them for smaller groups, say, 50 to 60 in a unit? Thlg Is another milestone in our transition toward college life. Let us be thinking of this. All two year graduates will be planning to continue toward their degree and will be coming back as soon as they have had some teaching experience. Why not have Junior and Senior Halls for smaller units and have them built for the more conservative life of our older and upper class students. This is something to be thinking about as you plan for your future and for ourB. GEORGE H. BLACK. Page 7 Department of Psychology experimental, animal. The Psychology Department moves next year out of the basement of the A lministration Building, with some re¬ gret. The department ha had a number of homes during its existence but the warmest In winter and the coolest In summer ha been In this otherwise unattractive basement. If plans as formulated can be carried out we will have one- Italf of the third floor in the Training School, all to our¬ selves. and these quarters will seem quite commodious. Of¬ fices, experimental rooms, class rooms, a library and a seminar room arc contemplated. A thoroughly trained psychologist who will devote himself to class work will lie added to the present Department Staff, A four-year course has been outlined in Education and Psychology so that students may major along these lines a R well as others. The course In Psychology will not be solely educational but will Include other fieldB. such ns social, and abnormal. so thaMiT alr ‘ 3 ?, , ‘ ,eV ! ped the ,1Hd o ' Intelligence and educational testing snrTsvl „ . established and widely used hy teachers in the state Many made ' ° Ur 8tude,lll, ,ire doing a great deal of this work where and ro ald,n K teachers by correcting test papers, or check¬ ing their corrections and giving advice as to use of results. Our book store is car- In over ' lh Vtlt ' of Whi h , lar demand Is made by the teachers from state. Since 1917 the I sychology Department has conducted intelli¬ gence tests for all students In the Normal School, and for the last three years over « e. . 8 s 7® hnTe Kivcn w,,h this ' !� «« at hand, considerable over-sight has been given to the number of hours our students mav sign ,,p for nml to whether or not review subject, need to be taken. The personnel wor? will be students. “° P ,,nd W ° pe t0 “ ,,f � rvlcc to the „„ ™ . h T 0t ,he ye r a l ' aych moky Club was formed composed of those who are most proficient and Interested in the subject The club holds weekly meeting., in?m h | IT! v ry profi ' able and exceedingly Interesting. Several of ihe members Held d d con,lnue lhe,r education In Psychology and to become expert, t„ this «e, T ! °‘ Plycholo «T n W ranks with Physics. Chemistry, and Biology as a science. It is no longer a mystical or speculative subject as it was twenty or thirl) ears ago This Is one reason why the field is so very worth-while and i, s tems wilh thefr D 1 ° -Ch ° ' hrr han ! ' ,B world ,u Pwudo-psychologlcil terns with their false Character analysis.” ‘ Vocational guidance.” ' How to de¬ velop your mind. How to outwit your nerves. ' and “How ,o get bra ns the, Tous bra, FT ,rr,ned ln fC,e - ' nr P yc hology are needed to combat these apm tous biaiiils. Moreover Individuals in all walks or life need to he sufficiently fa- miliar with modern Psychology to appreciate it so they will not 1 m- led astruv hv the many pseudo-psychologisu and fakers. y ' Opportunities Tor the expert psychologist are increasing Besides teachers for all classes we need clinicians for insane asylums, feeble-minded institutions and reformatories. Those who are skll.ed in intelligence, and ability and vo lon.i test, are nestled In schools and business. Personnel workers are ' also in demand The Psychology of today is profoundly influencing the Departments of Sociology History and Economics. New uses arc constantly developing Sot, lo ‘ Page 8 Mary a. grupe. Department of Education Education la a term not very well understood by the general run of people. It la a science of Individual and bo- clal development and control, growing out of the findings of all other sciences having to do with human life. That la, after the various scientific Investigators have dissected the world into various parts and have given us their frag¬ mentary truths, it is the problem of education to reassemble these truths into a workable whole for the use and enjoy¬ ment of the race. So you see of necessity, education has to do constantly with change. Some one has said that education is the constant progressive change of the be¬ havior of the learner (learner being either individual or institution). A knowledge of the science of education, or progressive living, is being considered today in all of our leading colleges and universities to Ire an essential par ' of a liberal education. A very large part of the blunders of life is due to a lack of knowledge of and ability to practice, the principles of education. The science of education then is coming more and more to be of public con¬ cern and less and less a secret of the teaching profession We are coming as never before to recognise that individual and social growth and development depend upon a wider understanding of this science by the public in general. The men who make our laws, the men who carry on our industries, the men who conserve our religious life and those who associate with ua and our children in the home and on the streets would be greater assets to society if they only un¬ derstood the science of education. Six or seven years ago our entire nation was committed to the idea of indus¬ trial education. Shops were added to our high schools and colleges all over the country. Courses of studies every where were given a decided industrial bias. In¬ dustrial arts, the project method, and the like dominated our elementary schools even down to the kindergarten. But today every where there is a growing feeling that industrial skill In Itself does not make for individual character and social stability, so we are now beginning to swing back toward liberal education, culture, and in¬ stitutional understanding and appreciation. This awakening is not conrined primarily to our schools and colleges, but everywhere ill the business and industrial wnrld we rind men of means and vision giving freely of their time and money to the investigation of the problems of hu¬ man education. The business and industrial leaders arc not so disturbed today about techni¬ cal efficiency and the output of their shops as they are about the intelligent, co¬ operative morale of their men. They arc fast seeing that Ideals and correct standards of values are quite as important in the world ' s work as in manipulative skill. The statesman is coming to recognise that social and civic Ideals are as im¬ portant in solving the problems of national unrest as are taxes, Jobs, occupations and salaries. We. in the department of education along with other members of our faculty, are aware of the rapid changes which are now taking place and are adding new courses In education and reorganizing old courses in order to better prepare- our teachers to meet the needs of this new world order. WILLIAM T STEPHENS. Page 9 Department of Biological Science From time to time, in different quarters of the school year, .‘.indents in thiB school have the opportunity to select any of the following courses as they are offered and some¬ times taught, in the laboratory, by lectures, and by corres¬ pondence; Nature study, general biology, cytology, bacter¬ iology, botany, invertebrate zoology, vertebrate anatomy and histology, neurology, physiology, cosmic evolution, or ganic evolution, human evolution, and philosophy or scienti¬ fic education. Students in a normal school, even when raised acad¬ emically to college grade, cannot hope to become specialists in uny or these sciences. But aside from the general Information about the many important Tacts of life, they can get an idea of how much In life lg still unknown to real science; and they can obtain a knowledge oT the meth¬ od by which knowledge is acquired, both by the individual and by the race i e earn how to direct their own education. Why should one who has never learned trii pretend to belong to the teaching profession.” Then. too. the study of these sciences, to mention only a few benefits to b gained, may develop in the student an attitude of mind very conducive to good citizenship. In a word, lie may learn to distinguish between a humbug and a hum¬ ming bird. Thus the degree or familarity with these sciences, and the methods used In acquiring scientific knowledge, afrnrd an automatic test of Intelligence Accom¬ panying the acquisition of these sciences, there is also apt to result that quality of mind properly designate intellectual honesty. This also helps to distinguish he- tween Che and the true, the po«ssible and the impossible. . ' t0 c ' ose eont “ ct with Physical sciences through physiology; and with the mental and moral sciences, through neurology. The biologist can b- neither a soulless mechanistic materialist nor a ghostly transcendental idealist Neurology is not |M yeho|ogy! It is nothing more nor less than physiology and morphology of the nervous system. Morphology, the study of Torm. reveals to us the ract that all life is striving owards a more and more perfect form; and that the most beautiful things in na¬ ture and in human life are formal. The living world is not a chaos of infor mailtv, where things Jostle and conflict in wild disorder; but a wonderful harmony in which the notes of discord are constantly eliminated by nalural selection. . “ cqulre this optimistic view of life, is worth all the labor it costs; for It inspires in us an abiding faith In the ultimate survival of the good the beautiful and .he true; and the final elimination of .hat which is ugly and incom .a.ibie with the best interests of society. Here the scientifically trained social Vedette as vhlrh’b ' llf” hr aCl r ° r ,elu-her ‘ Perform a real social service one which Is dirricult because rarely appreciated us it should be. Some day when this ruuction is belter understood by the public, Biology will be a required study In all normal schools. In all theological seminaries, and In all M ■ ' ■ ■ � a •� “•� « t. «“ JOHN P. Ml ' NSON. PH. D. Pane 10 Department of Social Science Sociology is the youngest of the major sciences. Its technique and methods are still in process of development: its special field Is yet a matter of difference of opinion. As treated by some of its leading writers it seems often to be particularly academic and remote while other writers maka it as human as literature or life itself. It has been the science of human association and insti¬ tutions. It is becoming, as it develops Into an applied sci¬ ence. more the science of cooperation in improving human institutions. It may even become in time what its name implies, the science of comradship, for our work social” conies from the Latin word nodus which means, companion or comrade, A science of comradeship naturally appeals to youth. Probably the social science of the next generation will harmonize and unite the seemingly inconsistent conceptions of the subject that now prevail. It will be at the same time—the science of human institutions and asso¬ ciations. a group of special sciences such as politics, economics, social work etc, and, finally, the science of applying cooperatively the results of all other sciences to the promotion of general human welfare and progress. There are even good reasons for believing that before the end of this century � ' c may see the dawn of an era of social invention which will be as revolutionary in its effects on human life as has been the era of mechanical invention which began with the invention of the steam engine and textile machinery. There are reasons to hope that men will learn to combine social forces in new ways with results as astonishing as followed the new combinations of wheels, bands, cranks, wires, pipes and pistons which have In the last century so transformed man ' s work and play and changed the character of the state itself. Such an era of social in¬ vention when it comes will be far more beneficient than the era of mechanical in¬ vention which created almost as many new problems as it solved. The social sciences in general and sociology, in the narrow sense of the term, constitute, even at present, the real highway to a better understanding of this strange world of men In which we all live, and of that mass of inherited Ideals, superstitions, virtues and faults that we have received from our ancestors and which constitute a large part of our selves. Sociology is the organized knowledge of those things that most concern men as human beings— work, religion, play, art. family life, government, education, and fellowship in all of these. Hecause of what it is now even In its beginnings and because of the still greater means of human betterment which it is becoming, sociology is well worth studying by all who desire a liberal education. It is the science that correlates and Interprets other sciences. 8BLDON SMYSER. -GiLdl v Page 11 Department of History History is the narration of the success or failure of human lives and human actions. The deeds of the pioneer are alive today and the ideals and aspirations of the men, women and children who laid the foundations of this state are now being realized. But it took courage and a great vision to come here when the state was struggling for people and longing for just a few to settle on its broad expanse of land. The black lonesomeness of the solitary shack was too much for many of them who came and they returned to the land of well used trails. But gradually those who stayed were cheered by others who came and the sod and forests were subdued, towns sprang up, railroads were built, luxuries became necessi¬ ties, government by the majority became a fact and we grew into a state. Those men and women who established our good laws, built our roads, founded our schools and churches are still shaking hands with us who are carrying on the affairs within the state. We cannot be pioneers as they were pion¬ eers but we can branch out into new lines of activity and new’ branches of study and in so doing we may feel the great Joy of conquering untrodden trails. If we as young people do not do this and if we let the spirit of the pioneer die then we will as a state die. The great problems of our state, the questions beyond our borders reaching even to far off Asia require a vision even greater than that of our early state build¬ ers and we must justly and bravely wrestle with the task as true sons and daught¬ ers of pioneers. Then as students let us strike out upon new trails of thought and we will then live worthily of those who pointed out the way for us to travel. H. C. FISH. Page 12 Department of English and Modern Languages This department will be much better enabled to peform Us work beginning with the Summer quarter of 1923. At that time a new member of the faculty will be added to the staff, so that there will be three who give their entire time to the work of the department, and this tvlll mean of course, increased efficiency and effectiveness, as well as increased volume of the courses offered. It is now planned to offer regularly two years of work in both French and Spanish, with a third added as soon as there is sufficient demand for it. All the required courses in English will continue as before and other elective courses will be added and will be designed to meet the needs of college students who may wish to elect courses in third and fourth year college Eng¬ lish. In the work in Expression and Dramatics as well as In the Language and Literature the staff wishes to be help¬ ful and inspirational, to help guide its students not only to¬ ward correctness of form, but also towards the finer culture to be found in the great dramas, poems, and other liter¬ ature of the present as well as the past. N. E. HINCH. I’age 13 Department of Physical Sciences The Department of Chemistry and Physics is rapidly assuming a place of prime importance in the curriculum of this school. Three years ago there was no de¬ partment of Physical Sciences. Next year it is expected that it will widen its scope to Include practically all the major branches. Laboratory courses will be of¬ fered in one year each of Elementeary Chemistry and Physics; Advanced Inor¬ ganic Chemistry; Qualitative Analysis- Organic Quantitative Analysis; Household Chemistry; Advanced Physics and Electri¬ city. Lecture courses will be offered in History of Chemistry. Popular Physics and Industrial Chemistry. Another teacher w he ,2fS “? T r .l up : to - dB,e oratories and apparatus w il be installed for both sciences. It is the aim to make this program extensive enough to provide working facilities for all students who want to major in these subjects with the aim of utilizing them as a teaching field Students expecting to take degrees at universities may take some of their required scientific work here. T. W. BIBB. Page If Department of Home Economics Believing (hat Home Economic studies contribute di- rectely to the social and professional efficiency of every girl, the Home Economics Department has been located in the dormitory where it is easily available, for all students, at any time. We arc fortunate In huving such a well- equipped department, and besides being of general service to the entire school we are giving a three-year course for students who wish to major in Hume Economics which we hope to moke especially strong. Around the four-room apartment in the Training Echool we have built a course in home making for the sixth, seventh, and eighth grades. The children planned th - interior decorating and re-flnlshed and repaired most of the furniture used in the apartment. When the apartment is completely furnished wt will use It for teaching these children the activities carried on in the home, using it for moat of our Home Economics classes in the grades. The school lunch room has also given us a splendid opportunity for a practice field. The hot lunches are planned, prepared and Berved by the students. The problem ia presented in such a way they will be able to solve the hot lunch problem of all children under different types of school systems. At the close of each quarter an exhibit of the work in clothing has proved most Interesting to the community as well as to the students. Dresses, hats, llowers. and other accessories have been displayed. The coal of these garments and the comparison with the coat of ready-made garments have been a practical part of the study In clothing. These classes have proved particularly popular and we have enrolled a number of housewives In them, especially in the milinery class. Our cookery classes having been introduced to the fundamental principles of cookery applied these in a practical way in the preparation of meals, figuring the cost and lta relation to the faintly income. In this field we were also able to be oi service to the housewives of the community by offering a short course in meal planning and serving. Courses in Interior Decorating and Home Aoccsaortes have also proved popular, with a very good field for practice and study in Kamola Hall—we have been able to make this course especially valuable. FRANCES B. SK1NNK1I Page 15 Department of Physical Sciences The Department of Chemistry and Physics is rapidly assuming a place of prime importance in the curriculum of this school. Three years ago there was no de¬ partment of Physical Sciences. Next year it is expected that it will widen its scope to include practically all the major branches. Laboratory courses will be of¬ fered in one year each of Klementeary Chemistry and Physics; Advanced Inor¬ ganic Chemistry; Qualitative Analysis; Organic Quantitative Anulysis; Household Chemistry; Advanced Physics and Electri¬ city. Lecture courses will be offered in History of Chemistry, Popular Physics and Industrial Chemistry. Another teacher will be added and more up-to-date laboratories and apparatus will be installed for both sciences. It is the aim to make this program extensive enough to provide working facilities for all students who want to major in these subjects with the aim of utilizing them as a teaching field. Students expecting to take degrees at universities may take some of their required scientific work here. T. W. BIBB. Page 14 Department of Home Economics Believing that Home Economic studies contribute di- rectely to the social and professional efficiency of every girl, the Home Economics Department lias been located In the dormitory where it is easily available, for all students, at any time. We are fortunate in having such a well- equipped department, and besides being of general service to the entire Hchool we are giving a three-year course for students who wish to major in Home Economics which we hope to make especially strong. Around the four-room apartment in the Training school we have built a course in home making for the sixth, seventh, and eighth grades. The children planned the Interior decorating and re-flnlshed and repaired most of the furniture used in the apartment. When the apartment is completely furnished we will use it for teaching these children the activities carried on In the home, using it for most of our Home Economics classes in the grades. The school lunch room has also given us a splendid opportunity for a practice field. The hot lunches are planned, prepared and served by the students. The problem is presented In such a way thev will be able to solve the hot lunch problem of all children under different types of school systems. At the close of each quarter an exhibit of the work In clothing has proved most Interesting to the community as well as to the students. Dresses, hats, tlowers. and other accessories have been displayed. The cost of these garments and the comparison with the cost of ready-made garments have been a practical part of the study in clothing. These classes have proved particularly popular and we have enrolled a number of housewives In them, especially in the milinery class. Our cookery classes having been introduced to the fundamental principles of cookery applied these In a practical way in the preparation of meals, figuring the cost and its relation to the family income. In this field we were also able to be of service to the housewives of the community by offering a short course In meal planning and serving. Courses in Interior Decorating and Horae Accessories have also proved populur, with a very good field for practice and study in Kamola Hall—we have been able to make this course especially valuable. FRANCES B. SKINNER Page 15 Department of Music NOTATION ONE. When years have passed Rtid you have gray hairs, You still will remember the countless stairs That led to the room where painfully You learned to sing the I o-Ke-Mi Majors anil minors and other scales. Were broadcasted through In endless wails. But you ' ll remember Notation One As lots of work and a bit of fun. PIANO CLASS. Few were the fortunate lads and lasses Who could enter the two piano classes. A musical case of corrective gym. If your hands played pieces or solemn hymns. Then when it came to recital day Your knees were weak in an awful way, Your hands forgot, the note turned round. Mere taking of breath, made an awful sound. The stage seemed set for a funeral there With the big green rug and the rows of cliuira. Oh well, lots worse things have come to pass Than your piece that day in the piano class. MUSIC SIX. .Music Six was a pleasure and Joy, For you always longed, whether girl or hoy. To follow the band at the circus parade What the instruments were and how pluyed. Here whs your chance to listen and know The way good music was made to grow. Symphony orchestra and good brass bands Played the music of foreign lands, Finest of soloists—further more Gave the gongs of your own ' folk lore. Then memory contests helped to show, How Music Six hail helped you grow. CHORUS. Chorus was work and bit of good play From its alto low F to its soprano high A. Its aim in the spring was tossing a gay song To the graduate seniors as they passed along On their way to be Pedagogs, IHereg to the day When they have their first checks and • ' an sing their own lay.) Hut then, ti’s a Joy to have a good friend Sing “Unfold the Portals,’• and World Without End. FLOY A. ROSSMAN. Page 16 Department of Teachers’ Training The teacher training department or this school, if it is to best serve the stodentB who come here for student teacher training, must set forth clearly to all who are con¬ cerned the purpose for which such a department Is organis¬ ed and maintained. The writer therefore, wishes to stall as clearly as he can what he considers to be the two most essential aims of ucli a department. First of all this Is the place tn which modern educa¬ tional and psychological theories and principle are reflect¬ ed. This. In other word , is the laboratory in which theories and principles are tested. This is the place where every mail and woman in the state or Washington, w ' ho l interested in children of elementary school age should seek Informa- etion and direction In child education. In order that there may be a closer relationship be¬ tween educational theory and practice within our normal school in the future the educational and psychology department are to he housed in the same building with the training school. This change of departments means much to our school because it is only where educational theory and practice are harmonized that real educational progress Is made. There seems to be a notion which Is prevalent among many people Interested in education that the training department i the place in which only current ed¬ ucational practice of school systems of the state should he reflected. While this is true in part, that the beet of the current practice should t e reflected here, In the main the principle if followed too closely would lead to disaster and ruin of any training department. Many advocates of some particular hobby or method urge training departments to instruct the training teachers in the «i� e of such hobby or method. If uch i to be the purpose of a training department, the perpetuation of current practice only, then there ia no justification for the existence of such a department because educational practice separate from educational theory can be best taught or at least more sulisraetorlly taught from the point of view of said individual, in a cadet system in some city system. On the other hand such a cadet system as indicated here would have a deadening influence upon the teacher and upon the child to be educated. Educational practice when divorced from ed¬ ucational theory is dangerous because the leadership of theory In any scientific field Is essential to true progress. Secondly, the training department is the place where the prospective untrained teacher receives her Instruction, acquiree skills, techniques, information, and powers Whit she will use tn her future teacher activities. This is the place where the teacher of the future receives careful Instruction and direction In teacher science and where she masters, in part, the teacher art. If is hoped that this training, however, will only be an introduction to the professional training which will continue through the years which she will devote to the teaching of children, and the youth, either in schools or In homes, of this state. It may be of interest to note that our training department from its earliest beginnings to the present time has consistently followed the alms enumerated above. It has been due to the persistent adherence to these aims that our department has attracted the attention of many educators throughout our country and ha brought to us many visitors and many inquiries relative to our educational practice and our organization within the department. We wish that students and layman alike may understand our organization. We employ a dual system In which child welfare is cared for by a group of nine well trained room teachers who are exceptionally good teachers On the other hand the student teacher training is under the direction of a corps of supervisors who give their entire attention to student teacher training. The director of teacher training Is the administrator amt coordinator of this duel organization. Since the introduction of this system, the pupils and the student teachers have been better trained and their Interests better conserved than at any time in the history of our school. LORON D. SPARKS. Page IT Department of Vocational Education field, and the course Men who look forward to leaching as a vocation will do well to consider the In¬ dustrial Arts field. It fa true at present that Manual Training is not Quite as pop¬ ular as formerly, but handiwork fills a real need in school work, uud its popular¬ ity will return very soon. In the near fu¬ ture the public school will be called upon to give not only the handiwork that is ex- prosslonal and cultural, but to take over much of the vocational work that is be¬ ing done by private agencies. The normal school gives courses lead¬ ing to a special Manul Training diploma. If one must teach after one year of prep¬ aration, major work may be taken in this continued after coming back. This summer courses in Mechanical Drawing, beginning wood¬ work. advanced woodwork, Teachers’ course In technique and methods in tool use, and Forging will be given. H. .1. WHITNEY. l’age 18 Department of Business Education Primarily this department is (or service. The Rim being to assist the prospective teach¬ ers to a better understanding of business prin¬ ciple . and technique. Special work la given those desiring to supervise commercial branch¬ es. The courses offered Include, Elementary Accounting, Practical Business Arithmetic, Typing. Shorthand. Penmanship, t Practical and Professional). Department of Physical Education for Men The object of this department is to de¬ velop leaders both in school and civic life. If the proper understanding is had of our Nation¬ al games It will foster loyalty not only to the schools of which the men are leaders, but to the nation as a whole. The director Of athlet¬ ics has a splendid opportunity to teach Am¬ ericanism and loyally to country � nd flag. To fulfil the qualifications of a leader of Ameri¬ can boyB, he must be willing and determined to rollow this yode: 1. To play the game to the limit of niy capacities, giving to each detail the greatest care and attention. 2. To Btrive to carry more than my own burden, to do a little more than my share, not seeking help rrom others. J. To correct my faults, ever eager to learn and improve, never seeking to cover up or conceal mistakes made. 4. To carry the fight to the opponents with the spirit of the Old Guard that dies but never surrenders.” 5. To be unselfish in endeavor, caring more for the satisfaction whicli comes from doing a thing well, than for gratae. fi. To glory In fighting against odds like the Lacedaemonians who never ask- td of the enemy, how many are there but where are they. 7. To hate an alibi, knowing that the man who makes excuses admits his weakness and has a dwarfed aoul. 8. To rise above obstacles, lo fight harder when the game la going the other way than when winning. 9. To fight with an unconqueruble spirit, realizing with every act that the deed Is the measure of the man.” 10. To play according to the letter and the spirit of the rules, scorning an unfair advantage over an opponent. 11. To he undismayed by defeat, bu t with a will hardened by adversity seek to learn the cause of the failure. 12. To be unspoiled by victories, realizing that brave men are softened by success rather than by defeat. IS. To give the best that s in me to the end that I may be a better student, a better citizen, a better man. � . A. LEONARD. Department of Health and Physical Education rrom , n£ eV „ , 1 nV! ,at everyo e 1,1 ordpr to real I re the utmoat - I ' 18 ! haVe � K0Un ' 1 the aim of the Depart¬ ment of health and Physical Education are briefly- • The conservation of health. 2: The correction of remedial defects which are det¬ rimental to an efficient life. ness. 3 ' The deve,opmen ‘ of an informed health consclous- 4. Effective training of muscles and nerves The physical examination brings to light a very great ZTrj ' remedial defects w lch if left uncorrected r „„ CaP n ° r ,al phy8,cal and mental development Sth , . Ve0 ' gre ‘ nu,, ,er ot our atudents come to � wiik L T™ ' po8,urCi ‘ of weakness and Inefflency. weak back and abdominal muscles, functional weaklier of Mrentth ,„d .nd.,r«„e e “? . EE? T . � ' « ..... «r, es?. :„mTh i rui«r, rjT™ t ,,b tsmsmtimm In addition to the work of the department the Women-. Atm... , , I7a7, ' fecie, ' ;: and aOrTeu ' c ' L onVpn rn t 1 Pr ° m ° ,e f0 r � l5! X caTeL ALICE H, WlLMAltTH. Page 20 Department of Art The courses offered In thiB department are designed to meet the needs of the pros¬ pective teacher. It is not intended to de¬ velop artists hut it is the aim of the de¬ partment to give students who are prepar¬ ing for tlie teaching profession the fund¬ amental principles of art and Its practical application, which will prove valuable to all girls whether they follow the profession or not. Courses nre offered in free-hand draw¬ ing and sketching. Art methods for the Primary. Intermediate, and Crammer grades. Art Appreciation and History. I� e- sign. which Involves the theory and prac¬ tice of duslgn with practical application to stenciling, wood-block printing, needlecratt, weaving, etc, (Two hand-looms for pattern weaving have been added to the department). Interior decorating, which applies the principles of art to the furnishing of the home, and a course in liasketry. We had a splendid exhibit of hand woven coverlets, towels, pillow tops, etc., by Mrs. Atwater of Seattle. Mrs. Atwater told us of her interesting work in Occupational Theorpy at Camp Lewis. We also had an exhibit of two hundred reproductions of masterpieces in color. Through the cooperation of the Friday club of Ellensburg we had a fine exhibit of paintings by Northwest artists. FLORENCE PEARCE Page 21 THE LIBRARY The Library of the Washington Slate Normal School Is a success or a failure in direct proportion to the part it plays in stimulating the students of the school to mental activity. The library may gather, sort, and preserve much material; it may make provisions through reserved shelves for the required reading assigned by in¬ structors; it may add a certain number of books to the shelves each year; tt may help individual students solve problems connected with class work; but If it does not do more than this, it can be counted something of a failure. The library through selection of books, the organization of material, and personal service, should challenge the respect of the student and gain from him at least as much individual attention as he gives the most important course he takes. Seen in this aspect, the library becomes a great field of instruction with the student his own instructor. A normal school, or college course, of two or four years becomes the beginning of a more liberal educa¬ tion which the student is enabled to carry on because of his appreciation of the library, and his ability to use It. So that the students of this school may in some measure get this conception of this library, and of all libraries, we try to do certain things. The library purchases each year as many bonks of general Interest as possible. These need have no direct connection with the formal courses of¬ fered by the school. The library is more than glad to cooperate with individuals or organiza¬ tions having a hobby or special field of interest. A course in library science ia given, the aim of which Is to familiarize the student with the li¬ brary, and give him some conception of the place of the library in the school. These activi¬ ties and others are only means to an end: that of making the library a dynamic force in the life of the school. It is the one department of the school that reaches every student. The more points of contact it can make with the stu¬ dent body, the more successful it will tie. JOHN H. RICHARDS. I ' agc 2 ' i Roberta Alien, Assistant in Department of Physical Education. Margaret Atlair Davidson. Assistant in Department of English. Florence I). Fuller, Supervisor of Grammer tirades, Training School. Mabel Lytton. Dean of Women. Elsie Maxwell, Assistant in Department of Home Economics. Howard R. Porter, Registrar. Elsie Smith, Rural Supervisor and Assistant in Department of Psychology. Helen Browning Smith, Kindergarten room teacher. Not in the Picture. Sophia Fowler, Recorder. Clara Melsner, Director of Kindergarten Tratning Department. Jessie Stautrer, Eighth Grade room teacher. Nora Wilson. Seventh Grade room teacher. William J. Harmon, Sixth Grade room teacher. Ramona Berry. Fifth Grade room teacher. Gladys Johnson. Fourth Grade room teacher. Mary Yolo, Third Grade room teacher. Dora Williams, Second Grade room teacher. Madge Bonham, First Grsde room teacher. Page 23 Page 24 l ' age 25 Class of 1923 Colors—Qreen and Qold Flou er—Ifellow Rose TTlotto— Hot at the Top But Climbing Page 2 i Class Officers First Quarter Second Quarter Third Quarter President Vice Pres. Secretary Treasurer Sue. Com. Yell Leader Sgt. at Arms Keith Seymour Alto Terry Edna busier Roy Trolson Wanda WolfT Randolph Mueller James Walton Keith Seymour Alto Terry Edna Busier Raymond Thompson Wanda Wolff Ernest Gllland Keith Seymour Edna Biles Wilfred Jones Lillian Gray Helen la we Wm. Charleston Mitchell Angelel Page 27 IIKICXICK A HIM TT Kl. Dip. lot. Seattle WltOli ALDKRSO.X El. Dip. Or. St. Louis Mo. Class Vice Pres. (22). Forum Vice I ' res. 14 1 22. Eswin Club Pres. ,4 ) 22. Student Opinion Lit. Editor 22 llyakem Lit. Editor 22. Student Opin¬ ion Associate Editor (4) 22, Property Mgr. Dramatics 22. Debate 22, Delta Pi Phi. Football 22-23, Book Exchange Mgr. 23, A, S. B. Pres. (1| 23, V Club. DOItOTHY AXDKItSOX El. Dip. K-P. Seattle MITCH ELI, AXOKI.KI, Kl. Dip. Or. M. T. Tenino Super Varsity Basketball 22, Cnpt. Super Varsity 23. Vice Pres. Ess-in Club (1) 23. Come Out or the Kitch¬ en, Class Sgt. at Arms 3) 23. Pres. Kappa Kappa Beta 3) 23. VIOLET AltTZ El. Dip. Int. Mnbton MAlUiAltKT BAILEY El. Dip, Rur. Or. Mubton KAItl. AVDKIiSOV El. Cert. Or. M. T. Ellenshurit Orchestra 23. Colonial nail Minuet WEXDKI.I. IIARXKS El. Dip. Or. Ooldendale Super Varsity Basketball 22. Basket¬ ball 23. Football 22-23. Pres W” Club 23. Pago 2S JOHN HICiLKY El. Dip. Or. Cle Elum Football 23. Super Vanity Uasket- ball 23, Colonial Uall Minuet 23, W Club. EDNA IIII.ES El. Dip. Or. Enumclaw Class Representative or W. A. A. 23. Class Vico Free. (3 23. Activities Edi¬ tor Hyukent 23. EDITH A. III.A kb: El. Dip K-P. Enumclaw HA IIOALCH El. Dip. K-P. North Bend HELEN HOSWOltTII El. Dip, Gr. Tacoma Vice Pres, ot Dramatic Club 22, He Contes Up Smiling.” Ladies TonniB Champion 22, President or The Forum i 1 l 23. Come Out of the Kitchen. Delta Phi Phi. CHANCES ItOYD El. Dip. K-P. Mus. Auburn W. A. A., Xbpos ELSIE HliADSHAW El Dip. lilt. Thorp I.AUllA HltEWIT El. Dip. K-P. Tacoma W. A. A. Pnpe 29 PAY BELLE BRYAN El. Dip. Int. Walla Walla PUANCKS buck El. Dip. K-P. . .Sylvan PresldenI of Kamola Hall 23, Vice Pres K-P Club 2) 23, W. A. A. LAURA BULL El. Dip., K-P. Auburn W. A. A. ELIZABETH IH ' .NX El. Dip. Art. Puyallup W. A. A. EDNA IH ' SLKIt El. Dip. K-P. Ellenaburg Class Reporter Student Opinion 22. Debate 22, Sec. Dramatic Club 22, He cornea Up Smiling, Tr. Della Pt Phi, Class Sec. (11 (2) 23. Pres. Dra¬ matic Club 23. Social Com. 0. U. 1. (2) 23. Tr. O. U. T. (3) 23. Taming of the Shrew. BEATRICE CABLE El. Dip. Int. Sunnyside W. A. A. RUTH CABLE El. Dip. K-P. Sunnyside W. A. A. H. VI. CHAN NINO El Dip. Or. Ellenaburg Debate 2 3. Pi Omega, Collegiate Club 22. Page 30 WILLIAM CHARLESTON Sp. Dip Gr. Seattle Basketball 22, Capt. Basketball 23. Football 23. Bus. Mgr. Dramatic Club 3. Sec. “W Club, Class Yell Leader 3� 23, Tennis Champion 22. Collegi¬ ate Club 22, EMMA CHREHTEN ' SON El. Cert. Or. Grandview HAROLD ( I.AIlk El. Dip. Gr. Outlook Sec. Trail Hlaxers (2) 23, Bus. Mgr. studenl Ovdnion 23. Basketball 23. •MRS. XU LI.IK COI.IIY El E� lp. int. Mabton FLORENCE OOI.LIXS El. Dip. Int. Underwood MARJORIE COOK El. Dip. K-P. Snohomish FLORENCE COOPER El. Dip. K-P., P. E, Seattle Tr. Kamola Hall, W. A. A. FREDA COPLAX El. Dip. K-P. Orting Student Opinion 23, W. A. A Page 31 NKI.UK COPI.KY El. Dip. K-I . Cima .1 W. A. A. (•HACK (XH ' RT El. Dip. Gr. Carnation W. A. A. IAItY CROHI1Y El. Dip. K-P. Tacoma ARCH IK CROWI.KY El. Dip. Or. Ellensburg Business Mgr. Hyakem 23. MRS. KVA DAI.K El. Dip. Gr. Yakima Mistress of Wardrobe Dramatic Club 23. t A DAVIES El. Dip. K-P, P. E. Dalles. Ore. W. A. A. INK DEI OTO El. Dip. Gr. Naches GEORGIA DKTKRI.VG El. Dip. Int. Wllchvood W. A. A. Page AI.KTHK DICKSON El. Pip. K-P. Moxee City W. A. A. HKI.KX IIOXAI.D El. Dip. K-P. Ellensburg Della Pi phi. II.PH A III MIX El. Dip. K-P. SAVAI.I.AH KIIKItllAItT El Dip. Int. Ellensburg Pres. Montana Club. Vice Pres. For¬ um ( 1 ) 23. XIAlUiAHKT ESPY El. Dip. K-P. White Swan Student Opiniun 21). KLKAXOIt FAY El. Dip. Or. Chehalla Student Opinion ll) 23, Social Sec. O. U. T. Club (2) 23, Minuet Colonial Ball. Reporter Dram. Club ll) (2 1 23, Winner Hyakem Sule Contest 23. MAKIiAltKT FI.YXX El. Dip. Int. H. E. Ellensburg MAItt ' EM.t S K. KtKJARTY El. Dip. Or. Ellensburg Football 23. Basketball 22. He Cornea lip Smiling” 22. Student Opin¬ ion 2?-23, Come Out or the Kitchen 23. Taming of the Shrew 23. Prop. Mgr. Dram. Club 23. Delta Pi Phi, W Club. Page 33 MRS. MO LA FORTNER Kl. Dip. Gr. Kllenaburg MONA FOSTER El. Dip. Int. Seattle W. A. A. IVAN FOWLER El. Cert. Gr. Ellensburg Football 22 , Capt. Football 2I Basketball 22-23. W Club. Cir. Mgr. Haykem 23. KITH FRANKS El. Dip. K-I . Seattle Vice Pres. K-P. Club (3) 23. ELTON GARRETT El. Dip. Gr. Puyallup Student Opinion 14) 22. Pres. Forum (4) 22 , Editor Student Opinion 23, Class Vice Pres, (ll 23. Sec. Eswin Club (1) 23. Pi Omega. NEVA GRMMELL El. Dip. K-P. Art Pasco W. A. A. THELMA (ill,HAM El. Dip. K-P. Renton ERNEST (ill,I,AND El. Dip. Gr. Almira Mgr. Men ' s Athletics 22, “He Comes l ' p Smiling 22. Mgr Book Store (2) 131 23. Class Sgt. of Arms (2) 23, Student Opinion (2) 23. Pres. Trail Blazers I2l 23. Debate 23. Taming of the Shrew” 23, Della PI Phi. Page 3 4 IIIS. BVK UILHORB El. Dip. Gr. EUensburg Prep Pi Omega. JOHN ' GO III.INK El. Dip. Gr. Tenloo Cir. Mgr. Hjrakem 22. Student Opin¬ ion 23. Pres. Kswin Club (1) 23. OltliKNA GIOVANIM El. Dip. Ini. W. A. A. lioslyn YKI.MA .1. GIVEN El. Dip K-P. Toppcnlsh III KS E). Dip. Or. Super Varsity GORDON EUensburg Basketball 22-23. UliMAN GRAY El. Dip. lnt. Music Tacoma Student Opinion 22-23. Pres. Dram. Club 22. Vice Pres. A. S. D. 23. Tr. Dram. Club 23. Class Tr. 1 3 1 23. ■Taming of the Shrew 23. Colonial Ball Minute. Delta Pi Phi. W. A. A. ANDY GCSTAKSON College EUensburg Football 2 3. DOROTHEA (il ' YEIl El. Dip. Gr. Music Seattle W. A. A. Page 35 .lANKT HAMILTON El. Dip. Ini. Ellenabur MILK, KATK HATHAWAY El. Dip. Gr. Grandview EI.INOIt HEDItll K Wlllapa Toy Shop 20, Della PI Phi. I.Ol ' IKK H El WES El. Dip. Ini. Wenatchee WAIL1E HELVEY El. Dip. K-P. Muter Snohomish W. A. A.. Colonial Ball Minute, Pwa. Xt ' poe. 11. HO HEMIVGKH ,n ' Wenatchee W . A. A. 8EI.MA HKMIICH El. Dip. Int. W ALTER HOCLT El. Dip. Gr. Glenwood Page 30 KMZAHKTH Hl ' TTKH El. Dip. K-P. H. E. Ellenaburg MAItV JACOBSON Spec Dip. K-P. Eatonvllle iil.ADYS JOHNSON El. Dip. Int. Selah Pres. 0. U. T. (1) 23. PI Omega. WII.KHKD JONHS El. Dip. Or. Sunnyalde Student Opinion (1) 23. Sec. Trail Blazers (1) 23. Class Editor Hyakem 23. Class Sec. (3) 23. ESTHER .Il ' RIN El. Dip. Or. Winlock MAIMSl ' ERITK KII.I.MORK El. Dip. K-P. Ellensbur DOROTHEA K N TT El. Dip. Int. Monroe S . Kamola Hall 23, W. A. A. ADK.DK KOSTKIt El. Dip. Int. W. A. A. Sumner Page 37 � IAKY Kl ' CHA El. Dip. Int. Buckley KI OKK.M’K DAMP Spec. Dip. GENEVIEVE El. Dip. K-P. Xi pos. W. A. A. Yakima U.V(iAIIKKII Tacoma MILDRED MNDIIKRG El. Dip. K-P. Bremerton Student Opinion 23. W. A. A., Pi Omega. HKI.E.N IXIIVK El. Dip. Gr. Enumclaw Vice Prea. W. A. A.. Debate 23, Class Social Com. 13) 23, Adminis¬ tration Editor Hyakcm 23. HAROLD MACKEY’ El. Dip. Gr. Sunnyside LKATHA MAIA ' OLM El. Dip. Or. Yakima MINERVA MATTHEWS El. Dip. Or. P. E, Tacoma W. A. A. Page 38 UII.UCB .McQPBKN El. Dip P- E. Colonial Hall Dram. Club 22. Dram Club 22. KUensburg Minuet, Soc. Coin. Mistress ol Wardrobe 1,11.1.IAN MKYRTBE El. Dip. Gr. H. E. Nachea I.AIItA MIUDIJSTON Grad. Dip. Sunnyside GRETA MIIAKB Grad. Dip. Sumner HELEN MORRIS . r ,i„ in Tacoma Debate Mgr. 23, H e Comw Up rolling. “Come Out or the Kitchen. RANDOLPH Ml ' EIAKR :, Ven d Le°ader A. S. B. 22-23. Mgr. oner Varsitr Basketball 22-23. Eool- alT 22 Student Opinion 2 3 Vice ' res W Club 23, Pres. Kappa Kappa t.-la (21 23, “He Comes Up Smiling 2 Taming of the Shrew” 23. Delta EI.I.A MCMFORD El. Dip. K-P. See. Forum (2) Ilwaco 23. W. A. A. I XUS OBERG El. Dip. Gr. Music Class Social Com. 22. Yakima Page 39 AUTMt ' R l-OLAM) Kl. Dip. Gr. Ellenaburg AIJtKRT RANKIN IA liG A RET PONTON El. Dip. Gr. Du Pont College Ellenaburg Second Team Football 23. MltS. UKNOKR It AW I� S El. Dip. lut. Yakima REGINA PATTKltNSOX El. Dip. Gr. H. E. Yakima (’ECU, PETERS El. Dip. Gr. Itonald 8st. at Arina Eswln Club 22. FRANCKS PODItKKGAK El. Dip. Int. P. E. Enumclaw W. A. A. DIO I,PH IA PACKWOOD El. Dip. Int. EllenBburj; Page 40 DORIS RE 11 HOCK El Dip K-P. Yakinitt KTIIKI. lUTZKLti El. Dip. K-P. Washougal Mll.DKKI) ROBERTS El. Dip. Gr. Rural Chehalls PRANK IIOBINSON College EUensburg Football 22-23. Basketball 22-23, 8gt. at Arma A. 8. B. 22. JOHN ROBINSON El. Dip. Gr. M. T. EUensburg Football 22-23, Basketball Capt. 22, Basketball 23. Class Pres. (3) 22, Prca. A. S. B. 21 (3) 23. EI.IZAHETH ANN BOHADK El. Dip. I at. Seattle U1A SCHAFEIt El. Dip. K-P. Puyallup I.Al ' ItA gt ' HIJSTRR El. Dip. Int. Chehalls Page tl El. Dip. K-P. Battle Groun Student Opinion 22-23. Debate 21 23. Literary Mgr. A. S. II. 23. Pr - K-P. Club (2) 23, Pi Omega. ETHEL MAY SEWAIU) El - P ' P- I ' Portland, tire. ' V . A. A. GLEN SEY.MOI It College Adv. Mgr. Student Men ' s Athletic Mgr. Ellensburg Opinion (3) 22, A. 8. B. 23. KEITH SEYMOUR Co L ,c «f Ellensbur student Opinion (1 22, Mgr. Ilya) em 22. Football 22-23, Athletic Mgi A. 8. B. (4) 22, Editor Hyakem 2J £[ ■ 1� (21 (3) 23. Debate 23. M Club, PI Omega. EDY A SHELTON Colle « e Ellenaburg El Dip. Or. Ellenaburg Associate Editor Student Opinion (4) 22. Yell King 23. Class Pres (1) 23. News Editor Student Opinion til 2.1. Vice Pres. Pi Omega (2) (3) 23 Pres. Trail Blaaeis (3) 23 Page 42 MAROARKT SMITH El. Dip. K-l’. Tacoma Xbfoi. ADA SPA! liDIMi El. Dip. Int. Mu . Ellenaburg X pos. DAMKIi SPAll-DIXd El. Dip. Or. Ellenaburg PI Omega. Vice Prc� . O. U. T. (2) 23. Minuet Colonial Dali. KSTKI.I.K SPOOXKII El Dip. Int. Alderton W. A. A. HOHTKNSK STAl ' tiHTEN El. Dip. Int. W. A. A. Seattle Al.TO TERRY El. Dip. K-P. Seattle Class Pres. 20, Cir. Mgr. Student Opinion (11 (2) 23. Claas Vice Pres. ( 1 ) ( 2 ) 23, Minuet Colonial Ball. •Tome Out of the Kitchen, Xl-pos. RAYMOND THOMI’SON El. Dip. Or. Ellenaburg Football 23. Super Varsity Basket¬ ball 23. Class Tr. (21 23. Minuet Co¬ lonial Ball. ADKIiAIDE THIRSTON Third Year Dip. Int. Ellenaburg Page 13 gm:.N toxxkmakkr K l. Dip- Cr. Zillah HE HEX THICK Kl. Dip. K-P. Seattle Social Sec. A. S. II. (4) 22, Delta PI Phi, Come Out or the Kitchen, Taiulng of the Sherw.” HOY THOI.SON El. Dip. Gr. Buckley Student Opinion Staff 22. Hyakern Staff, 22. Alh. Com. A. S. B. (4� 22, lit (21 23, He Conies Up Smiling.” Pres. Trail Blazers (1) 23. Class Tr. ill 23, Colonial nail Minute 23. CBCIIi TITTLK Special Dip. Ellensburg Delta Pi Phi. “Come Out of the Kitchen,” Taming of the Shrew.” JAMES WAI.TOX College Moundsvllle, W. Va. Class Sgt. at Arms (1) 23. FKKII WATERS El. Dip. M-T. Ellensburg Aih. Mgr. Student Opinion (1) (2) 22. Historian Trail Blazers 23. Tam¬ ing ol the Shiew.” Delta Pt Phi. MAH.IOI1IE TltOTZ MAIU’.Li WEST El. Dip. Int. W. A. A. Sumner El. Dip. K-P. W. A. A. Auburn Page 44 MA1MJAKKT WILLIS Kl. Dip. Int. Portland, Ore. W. A. A. ALEXIA WILSON El. Dip. Or. Seattle KMA WILSON El. Did. Int. Lakeside MXIRKNCK WIItTH El. Dip. Int. Pasco Xbpoa. WANDA WOLFF El. Dip. InL Ellensburg Class Sec. 22. Student Opinion Staff ■ So ■ s I! 2:: I ' M - (D. T. 1 2) mt 2.1, Class Sue. Coin, it) (2) 22. I’l Oniera. ELEANOIt W IATHEIlKPfM)N El. Dip. K-P. Seattle W. A. A. MI1S. NONA MINDY El. Dip. Int. Honolulu T. H. Pape til Second Year Camera Shy TIHSKL. Hl’LDA H AUXillKX, VIOLET WILSON, GRACE ABRAHAM, MATILDA IIIIOWN. HUNCKS I I.VXN. REBECCA HALL MAIILE HANSEN, ESTHER HARRINGTON, MARGARET HARRINGTON, EDITH ORAL HARTMAN, RITE IIEXIKEX, MARGARET HUAI AX, HAZEL JACKSON, MARY JANE JONES, KENNETH LIXDKNHKKG, ELLA I.IXKGKR, KENNETH MASTERS, MARION McMAXAXY, ANNA MERRILL, ALICE MILTON, Lt’CY MORITZ, MARGEERITK NORTON, FRANCKS HARR, MARY SORENSON, ESTHER SEVER, BLANCH TATMAX, FLOYD THOMAN, MARCH EICITE Pane 46 I ' MIHKNCIi COWAN Third Year Dip. P. E. Dash Point Social Com. A S. B. 22-23. Social Com. Class 22, Student Opinion Staff 23, Third Year llep W. A. A., Tr. Kamola Hall 23. Cl,AHA MAIN Third Year Dip. Or. Sunnyside Art Editor Hyakem 23. IHANKI.IX MATTOX Special Dip. Thorp Organization Editor Hyakem 23. ' Ills. JANE McCIjASKY El. Dip. K-P. Albion CHANCES TAINTED Third Year Dip. P. E. Du Pont Class Vice Pres. 22. Vice Pres. Ka- mola Hall 22-23, Girls Athletic Mgr. A. S. B. 23. Student Opinion Starr 23. Pres. V. a. A. JOSEPHINE WASSON Third Year Dip. Gr. Ellensburg JANICE WHITE Third Year Ed. and Pay. Tacoma Sec. K.-P. Club (2) 23. Page 47 Class of 1924 Colors—Blue and Qold Floiper—l]ellou Rose motto — Qioe to the urarld the best qou haue and the best urill come back to qou ' I’age 48 Martin SI morn! McArthur Class Officers President Vice. Pres. Sec. Treas. fioc. Comm. Sgt, at Anns Yell King Yell Queen John Simonds Elton Garrett Bernice McArthur Lola Oberg Ivan Fowler Felix Rea Loulee Collin TeJ McArthur Felix Rea Aleen Mayo Loulfe Collins Harold Morgan Hazel Elaea Fred Martin Willard Geer Dorothy Witt Edna Angel Harold Morgan Albert Bise Bernice McArthur Pare 49 Pearce Hansen Pearson Stalder Parker Cunningham Li. Smith Geer Oa borne Kauat Kirk I. Durrwachter Hogan Bine Stewart Hodder Leonardo H. Durrwachter De Gabriele Hartman Merrett Carter Clark Barton Burns Chambers Clark Shcllabargcr Page £0 Lee D. Smith L. Cell ins B. Aria ilia E. Wilson MacVey howr EcUIca Short Lowery Foster BdaariU Fitterer Klllau Leach Witt Florok LomL ' ar ' Ilne Cashing Moe Clevenger Horsley Dietrich Ohtin Dunn Waters Colvin Ellison Page 51 Norwood Rea McCheyne B. McArthur Schmidt M. Smith Angel Crook Cnrscadden Cook Dean Keithan Fowler Stone Williams Hitchcock York Romo T. Jackson Temperley Miller Erickson Potman Cramblitt Walker Oruy •lacobaen Shaw Page 52 S. Collins Fail-brother Healey Story Morton Klsea Grimm Luff Culp Quigley Schuster Morgan Ballinger Louth Knits Osterholin V. Johnson Wellington Gowen Enz Mace Zedlker G. Cable O. Chre ton cn Deusch Shelton V. Wright Gehrke Page S3 Ralphs M. Darla Daniels Soule Quigley Qrnftig Doc It a Creech Wlesenbach D. Jensen Curry Good rich K. Rankin T. Davis Woodln L. P, Jackson i! wk H. Johnson Paulson H. Cable. .Vlickpl berry Neece Onita Talyor Brooks M. Sterling J. Jensen Rattey Page 54 F Martin Sag stock well Meider St mmons Gill A. Adams Rovig V. Martin Mrs. Stmonds Joints Grahm Trasper SPECIALS. liuel Hedington Watson Weeks Sweany Buchanan T. McArthur Teniplln Reef Meneghel I Do Witt Page 55 P ' irst Year Camera Shy Abbott. Edna Allwardt, Johanna Anderson. Ellen Attleaey, Isebel Barrett, Nan Begley, Marguerite Hagan con, Frances Bingham, Caryl Biadshaw, Maude Bianmer. Gladys Brown, Eva Brunson, Gerald Bungni. Theresa Buroker, Donna Cady. Doris Copper, Joe Cornwall. Mrs. Crawford, Helen Croom. H. Crowley, Virden d ' Ablalng. Mrs. Davies. Ruth De Armond, Mrs. Dennis, Grace Dimniick. Faye Draggoo, I.illinn Dunn. Irene Edgerton, Myrtle Edlund. Rachel Ellegood. Gladys Finlayson. Bertha Fletcher, Erma Follansbee, Freda Ford. Mable Frasier. Marguerite Fuller. Gertrude Glasscock. Ethel Greer. Mrs. Groom, Mable Gustafson. Frldolph Haase. Clara Hadley, Mrs, Haye, Kva Hall. Esther Holmes, Isabetl Houk. Cora Jacobsen, Harrleet Jean. Mrs. Johnson. Hettie Johnson. Mrs. Laura Johnson. Wava Kauffman, Linda Lancaster, Gladys Lanctot, Mrs. Laurence, Julia Lewis, Lctha Lichtenberg. Florence Long, Lloyd Madsen, Agnes Marlin, Lcnora Mayo, Aleen McOeary, Mildred Milton, Ernest Mooie, A. P. Muivany, Anna Murray, Vivian Newbury, Ann Nichols. Marie Northcott. Mildred Ortman. Ruth Fanush. Hazel Pease, Ruby Pease, Ruth Pope, Elsie Qulmby, Dotothy Robinson, Hazel Rotinsevfile. Irma Rush more, Verlu Sarri. Wenio Saliger, Frances Sherman. May Sloan. Hazel Smith. Ada Smith, Anna Smith. Efffe Smith. Vera Belle Snider, Eunice Snively. Oral Speyers. Maxle Sterling, Robert Sterling. Gaylord Stroud. Emma Stutzman. Gertrude Syfford. Katheryn Talbert. Ruth Taproott. Virginia Taylor. Mable Thompson. Mary Thompson. Veola Tipton. Mable Tucker. Joe Turnley. Lois Wallgren, Violet Wetzel, May Wheat. Elizabeth Wheeler, Malone Williams, Hlldcgarde Williams Mildred J. Wilson, Mary Page 5 Page ST Associated Student Body Officers Wroe Alderson. Jack Robinson Lillian Gray Mr. Lindberg. Wanda Wolff. Edna Busier Adelia Scotten... Florence Cowan Glen Seymore- Frances Talnter. Roy Trolson. Mr. Tat man. John Simonds. -♦President . President ... ...Vice President - Treasurer ... Secretary .. .Dramatic Manager ....Literary Manager ...Social Commissioner .Athletic Manager Manager Girls ' Athletics .••Athletic Commissioner .Athletic Commissioner .Yell Leader •Resigned at end of first quarter. ••Resigned at end of second quarter. Tage 58 The Normal Book Exchange was organised al I he opening ot the fall term September 1921. as a private enterprise on the lower floor of the Administration building. It grew by leap and bounds and was purchased by the Associated Student Body, April 25. 1922. at which time Mr. Wroe Alderson was appointed, by the Board of Directors, as manager. Mr. Alderson served in this position until he left school at the close of the first quarter of tins year, at which time Mr. E. P. Gilland was appointed manager with Mr. Otto Beiisch as asaistanl manager, which positions are still held by these men. During the second quarter of this year the Hook Exchange moved from the room on the lower floor and established itself In a room on the main hall of the Admlnistralton building. By this arrangement better service was given to the students. The purpose of the Normal Book Exchange Is to provide at a minimum cost, text books and classroom supplies to the stu¬ dent of the institution. Paso 59 Seymour Crowley Hyakem Staff Editor-In-Chief. Keith Seymour Department Editors Administration Classes. Activities_ Organizations... Art. .-Helen Lowe .Wilfred Jones Edna Biles Franklin Mattox .Clara Main Assistants Athletics.Wm. Charleston jokes. i Savallali Eberhart .}.Blanche Adams Business Department Business Manager...Archie Crowley Circulation Manager..Ivan Fowler Advertising Manager.. Luff Faculty Advisor Howard R. Porter Page 60 In Appreciation The editor wlshes.at this time, to acknowledge the valu¬ able assistance given by various student who. though not regular members of the annual staff, have, by their effort , materially added to the success of the book. Special mention is deserved by t ' larence De Witt for his many fine art heading which appear in the book, and Willarn Geer for his assistance in the same department. Eleanor Fay. Alto Terry. Mary Hedington, and Marvel Car- acadden deserve credit for Ihelr excellent work In promoting the sale of Hyakema. and Jack Gorllne for his assistance In typing and editing copy. Fa ge 61 Garrett Clark Student Opinion Dear Folks: Fur nine long months I, Student Opinion.” have been mercilessly inflicted upon a patient, long-suffering student body. And now I hope, as my thirty copies are being bound into a single volume, that the less flagrant of my atrocities may be forgiven, that my life may be spared in spite of the more sever© offenses, and that my crimes or omission will be overlooked as 1 am looked over In my entirely. 1 made my weekly appearance during the first quarter in a style unassuming enough, with vest pocket dimensions and no egotism whatever. But by the end of that quarter 1 grew tired of being a mere child, and clamored for my rights. I demanded a new suit.—one with long trousers. The boss scratched his head and replied: I am not sure we can afford to give you a new ault. • But he and the associates talked it over and finally decided that I should have my new outfit. And It was a good thing, too, for my old one was so full of me that 1 could not even eat a square meal. Well, the staff had a big meeting at the printer ' s house, and I THINK it was there that my new suit was made. The staff members said nothing about the suit too outsiders until the night When it was to be put on. And then-! Say. bur it gives me a thrill to think how I felt When the printer rinished getting me into thoae lung pants! And then, when next morning came, and I was allowed to step out among the students, 1 certainly felt proud! And everyone waB so surprised! Well, the new suit was a perrect fit. and so I was allowed to keep it. But then a new difficulty arose When breakfast came, lo and behold! I was able to eat fifty per cent more than herore. Furthermore, 1 DID eat fifty per cent more. That was what the boss was afraid of. But that was soon provided for. An appropriation of $550 wsb made by the student body to help feed me. and 1 have been able to earn us much more by carrying advertisements But that was net the only problem. To obtain the food after the money had been secured was the next difficulty. The staff, however, was equal lo the task and, tbo it was a teirlble burden at times, they managed lo kee p me well supplied And now, looking forward to next year, allow me to utter a fervent prayer, that I may be permitted to keep my long trouBers always, and that 1 may always he well fed and allowed to grow. STCDENT OPINION. Page €2 Talnter, Fogarty, aurlin«, Heim. Geer, Cowan. Terry. Aldcrson, Coplan. Huel. Collins. Daniels. Scotten, Busier. Mueller. Hansen, glmonds. Gray. Lindberg. Wolff. Student Opinion Staff Editor in Chief. — Ellon Garrett Kappa Kappa Beta....Randolph Mueller Society Kdltor. ... Society Editor.. Feature Clubs Editor. Assemblies. Clubs Editor.. AaiembllM. Athletic Editor. Frances Talnter Athletic . . Felix Rea Hay Wire . Society. Exchanges. Alumni . Alumni. Clubs Reporter. Mildred Undberg Smior Reporter Wanda Woirr Senior Reporter.. Junior Reporter. -.Blllte Mayo Typist.. . Business Staff Business Manager.....Harold Clark Advertising Manager__George Dean Circulation Manager....Alto Terry Circulation Manager ...Emmett Buel Page 63 I owc Channing Oilland Scot ten Seymour Crook Debate The question debated this year in the Triangular Normal School Debate was: Resolved: That the United State should adopt a system ot cabinet government similar in principle to that In operation In Croat Britain. Little interest was shown by the students in debate, only about twelve turning out for the teams. Alter considerable pre¬ liminary work two teams ot three each were chosen to meet the Bellingham and Cheney teams. The Negative team debated Bellingham at Bellingham, and the Affirmative met Cheney at home. Allho both debates were lost those participating In the work felt that the time had been well spent and were glad that the de¬ bate cup remains in competition for at least two years more, giv¬ ing KUenaburg a chance to yet win it. Those making the learns were: Affirmative: Adclin Scotten. Clifton Crook, and Keith Seymour. Negative: Helen Lowe. Ernest Oilland. and Horace Channing. Page 64 Oct � -Dear Dairy: 1 always thought that reception were such a bore, but , had the best tlme last night. Why wo even danced: I think w. -- introduced lo near I v every one In Kllensliurg though, ami on top of thal. we had to met nr U I was such a treat): but I don ' t think that I know the names of any more now than 1 did before. There are unite a a umber of nil the girl arc no glad. But I must remember that the early bird alway gets worm. Oct 29 —I am so sleepy, but I am going to finish this if it kills me. There uHSsSSlsS-3= would only write and tell me to come!!! NOV. 4—If all Senior mixers are as mixing Mathis onej T Xe million. After every party, theiea a ••• uuuivii. v • •• - ,, Diary, but you will have to guess the rest. Nov 11 -The Juniora arc all busy dolling up for their mixer. 1 know they won ' t in lx as well as the Seniors did, but I hope the poor little dears have a good time, They deserve It. v. ,, , wl8h , didn’t live In the dorm (Just Tor tonight) so I could go lo the O Vl .“ n“uU is simply divine, and ail «e can do is dance up Ind down the ivail and then run every time we hear any one coming. Nov 1R— Oh! Diary! Think of It, I ant going home tonight. I can hardly a n. is entertaining th« football boy tonight, wait to B«?t ore. ' . ‘ j he y w )i| just dance and I can do that anytime- ' iT ' bag ?. a al.° cC and my tin leave In forty-five minutes. 1 must go and tell the girls goodbye. Page SG Nov. 25—1 am so happy! I em going to tlie Eswin Hnll party tonight with— I only hope they don ' t huve beans and onions for lunch tike the girls said they had last year. He la coining for me at eight, so I must hurry and get ready. Nov. 27.—I wish mother would send me some money. I am so hungry and I haven ' t a cent. I wish 1 had known that every one was invited to Miss iiossman ' s lea. I could have had something to eat and heard some good music also. Adieu— I am going in search of cats,” Dec. y .—If I ever get a school I am going to have a Christmas Frolic for my pupils like Miss Ilossman had for us. I will have booths to represent different countries, songs, and danc°s of the countries lepreaented, and things to sell, and 1 nearly forgot, a Mr. and Mrs. Santa Claus and some little Clauses to give out the presents from the ChrlstmuB tree. Jan. 6.—Why doesn ' t my mother lake nitv on me and send me a new dress? I can t rind a thing to wear to the Delta PI Phi party tonight. I suppose I will have to wear (he same old thing again. I wish girls wore suits like hoys, then we would never have to worry. Boys don ' t know how lucky they are. Jan. 27. I am so glad that those University boys are going to be here tonight or I would have to miss the Snow Ball. 1 wish there were enough boys In this school to go around, but I should worry, 1 am going any way. I saw r the one 1 am going with just a rew minutes ago and if he can dance like he can look, I shall have a wonderful time. Feb. 17.—1 had the most thrilling time tonight. My partner was a dream. He told me 1 was a dream also. The music was another dream, and now I am going to bed and dream, and dream, and dream, about the Colonial Ball. March 23.— Flowers blooming every where, Girlies dancing here and there; Punch—Just for the taking. Town music, town girls— But not necessarily town boys. Don’t you think I am gelling to be some poet, Diary? I went to the Town Dance even though I live in the Dorm. My Borneo took me. I am wild about my new ' Romeo ' ; BUT—I don ' t think mother would approve. April is. — I wrote to Jack today and asked him over for the Junior Prom. I hope he will come! He wouldn’t come to the Colonial Bull because he didn’t have enough money to buy a new pair of shoes with, but he certainly ought to be able to save enough to buy a pair before May 10. Page OK Dramatic Club PiMidtnl... Vice Preeldent.. Secretary.. Treasure. Social Comm. . Keporter... Business Manager Advertising Manugor_ Property Manager. Mistress o[ Wardrobe. Sergeant at Arms. Director ... .Kdna Busier William Luff .-.Albert Btee .Lillian Gray .Grayce McQueen .Eleanor Fay .Wm. Charleston .Alto Terry .M. E. Fogarty ... Eva Dale ..Randolph Mueller Margaret Adair Davidson When Miss Davidson, our dramatic director, returned from Chicago every one was full of pep and enthusiasm, and eighty students entered the Dramatic class. Over thirty plays were given out and put assigned. It was only a short time until our dramatic season wax in full swing. The class work this year has been exceptionally interesting because of the broad scope of the work which has Included many types of drama; the genere or kitchen satire, fantasy, slap-stick, and children ' s plays front some of the beat Russian. British. Irish. French and American authors. Pago 67 The following plays were given In Ihe school auditorium early (n April: LONESOME LIKE Mia. Ouicrod...Helen Donald Emma Briefly. K.rn Grahm Sam Horrlcks..Thomas Davi The Curate....... Henry Cable SOCIETY NOTES Mr . Scdgewick..... M. E. Fogarty Mrs. Sedgewick . Alio Terry Mary SedgeWlek .Helen Bosworth Mr. Reginald Stanton..... ....Albert Rise Dr. Corre...—.—.Clarence De Witt THE MAKER OF DREAMS plerr0 .—.-...William Luff Plerroette------Helen Trick The Manufacturer...otto Beuscli The Dramatic club presented Come Out or Ihe Kitchen. a comedy by A. E Thomas, at the Ellensburg Theatre April 24, with the following cast: Olivia Dangerfield, alias Jane Ellen.Helen Trick Elizabeth Dangerfield, alias Aramlnta. Helen Bosworth Mr. Falkner. Tucker ' s titter . . Helen Morris Amanda. Olivia ' s black mammy .. Eva Hay Burton Crane, from the North....Thomas Davis Paul Dangerfield, alias Smith Held. ._8lg Fogarty Charles Dangerrield. William Luff Solon Tucker. Crane’s attorney and guest.. Cecil Tuttle Randolph Weeks. . . Albert BiBe Thomas Lefferts, statistical poet ......Mitchell Angelel Page 88 Page 69 COAl ' H l,HO. AKD Tii whom much credit i« due for his work in producing a championship football team Pag 70 F OOTOALL, The fli-at Monday after registration there came trotting oat upon the gridiron the best looking prospects for a good football team that the Normal had ever seen. The latter-men who were back to help right for football supremacy were Alderson, Barnes. Dorsey. Captain Fowler, Frank and Jack Rohinsnn und Seymour. The first few scrimmages tended to rouse our sleeping ambitions, for the football material, both old and new. was Indeed promising. The turnout for the most part wus composed of men who were new to the school, hut who looked like good football men. The men worked hard and con¬ scientiously, and by the date of the Whitworth game it was thought that we had a skookum bunch of fellows who knew how to play rootball. But that sixty minutes of “marbles” clearly indicated that they were still as green as the field upon which they played. The Whitworth men oat-fumbled ours, and so our team was lucky to win by the score of 16 to 6. Then ennir the Senior snoak when everybody seemed to forget rootball. when training rules were temporarily rorgotten. and when many things were done that were later regretted. A lew days later the Hyaks, in poor football condition, jour¬ neyed to C. P. 8., and. ae the 2B to « Bocre Indicates, the Puget Sound team walked over our team In fine fashion. This game convinced the members of our team that it was high time to get down to business if any noteworthy foolhall showing was to Ire made during the season. With a week a vigorous practice and close adherence to training rales, our team was In good condition for the game against Bellingham ' s strong team, which hud already defeated the l P. S. squad hy a 14 to B score. Our team was not over-conlldent this time, but were determined to fight to I he finish, and the Bellinghum bunch soon realized that they bad a real fight on their hands. After the first five minutes our men saw that they csulil hold their opporenls and with rising spirits and stubborn righting, they punched across the first touchdown for the Crimson and the Black. The result of the game was never In doubt from then until the end. when nearly all the second team men were In the lineup and the score was 19-0 In our favor. With this victory In lta belt the team set out to beat the U. of W. frosh. It held them nothing to nothing Ihe lirst half, but early In the second half the Frorii drove over two touchdowns. Our team rallied and staged a real “cume-back”, but It was too late. The game ended with the ball in the possession or onr men on the Froeta’s six yard line, and first down, with the score standing 13 to 0 In favor of the Frosh. Then cams the final preparation for the struggle at Cheney which would deter¬ mine the Normal Bchool football champions or the st ate of Washington. The team left for Cheney without Barnes, who had been injured In the game against the U. or W. Frosh. The outlook for the game at first was very dreary, lor Cheney scored three points from a dropklck soon arter the starter ' s whistle had blown. Our men were taken by surprise, and before they could recover. Cheney- had pushed across a touchdown, making the score 10 to 0. Then there was a remarkable change. The Hyaks. realising the oddB. gritted iheir teeth, i.nd started lo work in unison. The Chenry line was spread open and our football machine went throngh It. ten to fifteen yards at a clip, not stopping until they had planted the pigskin beyond the enemy ' s line. Filled wilh renew¬ ed determination, and with machlne-like precision, they pushed across another score soon after the beginning of the second hall muking the scote 13-10 In our favor From this time on there was no doubt as to who would hold the Normal school championship. The game ended In a driving hall storm, wilh every man feeling that he had done his pari In bringing home the bacon, and proud to know that he was a member of the championship team. The men who earned Second team numerals are Angelel. Clark. Davis. Healey, Morgan. A. Rankin and K. Ilankin. Page 71 I ' FX)WliKll —Hunk) Tackle Capt. Fowler played his second year at tackle and had the honor or leading his men to the state championship in the Normal school conference. Husky” is a hard tighter and capable or handline the biggest men. WILLIAM CHAHLEHTOX—Kill Fullback Bill is an all-around fullback, passes fifty yards, hits like a bullet, and can punt the ball out danger If necessary When ••Bill makes up his mind to hit something has to give, as Bellingham found out. ••Bill” Is Capt.-elect. W E.MHvLL ItAlt.V ICS—wildcat Halfback Baines, the rastest man on the team, played his recond year at lialrhack. He made the C. J . S. men look like they were standing still when he in¬ tercepted that pass and ran for a touchdown. Wendell graduates this year and will be missed. Fit A XK ItOIIIN ' SO.V Ku( , Frank played his second year at end and was on the receiving end of many passes, but where he excelled was in Sending long twisting punts over the head of the opposing safety. OHN IIOIIIXHOV—Jack Kn | Jack was always in the game from start to finish and could be depended upon to do hlB part cm either defense or attack. His touchdown from an intercepted pass was one of the features of the Bellingham victory. Jack also graduate . Pago 72 ROUKUT IIOIWKY—Bob Hslflmrk mul End Bob made his second letter this year. He is able to play either lialrback or end with equal facility. A strong defense man. especially good in breaking lip a passing game. KKITH SIJYMOI ■ (Quarterback Keith called the signals for the second year last fall. Played a conslstant game, and cut off, from Ills position 01 safely, ninny of the opponents at¬ tempts to score. WKOIC AIJIKItSON Cauaisl Wroe played his second year on the W. S. N. S. team; moved In from tackle, where he played last year, to play guard he made good from the start. Pl-Itb STO.NIC—It«l Tackle lied was handicapped tills year with Injuries but when In the game he gave all he had. He will be back next year and will be a valuable man. First year. ANDY (Il HTAFSON II n I flun k When Andy played football he played football and nothing else, lie hit like a ton of bricks. If there wasn ' t n hole he made one. First year. Page 7S Tackle M. K KMiAIITV ' —S| K Sie started the season at end but it didn ' t take long to find out that he belonged at tackle in which position he was a powerful and dependable player. First year. WAI TKIt KIIJA.N—Walt Halfback When Walt and Andy were in the line-up the team presented the hardest hitting backfield seen on the local gridiron this season. Walt” will be back next year to smash holes In opposing lines. First year. liAYMOMI THOMPSON—Hay (itiawl Itay played his first year on the Normal squad. He was one of the innst consistent men in the line. Played his best game at C. P. Si. CaKICAl.D lilt r SON—Jerry Centre Brunson could always he depended on to get the ball to the backs without them worrying about poor passes. A strong man on defense. Will be back next year. First year. JOHN IIICI.KV Knd and fjunrtri-bnck John played more positions than any other letter man. He could play end. halfback, or he could call signals with equal ability. First year. Page 7-1 BASKETBALL, The pro pu l)! for a winning team In basketball were even brighter than thev had been In football with such strong veterans turning out as Bill Charleston, Sig Fogarty, Husky Fowler. Frank Robinson, and Jack Robinson, all or whom were members of last year ' s successful basketball squad. We had In addition, several second-team men who turned out last year, and who were considered a good bas¬ ketball material. Besides these men. there were several newcomers who were very promising. Shortly after Christmas vacation, and only a week after the first practice turn¬ out. our hoopers went on their first trip, to the Sound, to meet the teams of Belling¬ ham Normal. V of v. and C P 8 They played In bad lUt k throughout the trip, and plainly demonstrated that much hard practice was necessary. Although individual skill was evident, team-work, which is necessary to win games, was a minus quantity. Two days following its return from the Sound the team met the fast Cheney five on the local floor and went down to defeat. The Western trip had sapped the energy of the Ilyak . and they were unable to make a showing against the five-man- defense game that the Cheney men played. A week later the U. of W. Frosh in¬ vaded the Ellenaburg territory, met the Hyaks in two bitterly contested gamoB, and returned to their home, taking all the honors with them. Then, having had barely a pause between games and but very little practice, the Hyaks once more set forth to conquer. This time they went East to play W. S. C. Frosh (2 games), Whitworth College, and Cheney Normal. History repeated Itself at Pullman, where the Frosh took both games, but was reverse? when the Hyaks met Whitworth. The latter team was taken into camp with a score of 2fi to 15- The team was worn-out, and some of Its members were crippled, when It met Cheney the next evening and was unable to play up to the standard It had set the night before in the game with Whitworth. The last four games of the season were played on the home-floor with better results than before. Four games were played, the Hyaks winning and losing first to Bellingham, and then to W. S. C. Frosh. Letters were awarded to Cuptain Charleston. Clark, Healy. Fowler, Barnes. Jack and Frank Robinson. Second-team basketball numerals were awarded to Angelel, Blgley, Davis. Gordon, JoneB. Soule, and Thompson. Page 75 Page 76 Basketball Letter Men WILIJA-H CHARLESTON—Hill (luiirtl Capt. Charleston won his secoml letter this year. He is a strong running guard and can be depended upon to help the for wurds out with a basket when needed. JOHN ROBINSON—.lack Forward Jack also made his second letter this year. He made more field goals than any other man on the team and was one of the cleverest floor men on the squad. FRANK ROBINSON Center and Forward Also a veteran of last year. Frank played either at center or forward. He always got his share of field goals and counted many of the teams points from the foul line. WENDELL BARNES—Wildcat dunrd Barnes played his first year as a Varsity man. He played the game every minute he was on the floor and was a very close guarder. AItTHVR HEALEY—Art Center Art was the largest man on the squad, and very fast for so large a man. Art 1 b a hard man to pass around and a good lumper, will be a valuable man next year. HAROLD CLARK Forward Clark was the midget of the first squad but what he lacked in size he made up in speed. He is an exceptionally good shot when he has got his eye.” Page 77 Super-Varsity The- Super-Varsity had a very succeessful season the pan I year. The team played In the city Inague and finished runners-up to the Pedagogues who won the championship. The season ' s record is as follows: Super-Varsity. . 22 X-Hlfch Super-Varsity. Go-Getters Super-Varsity. . 23 Co. H Super-Varsity. Ortln . Super-Varsity. - 68 Easton HI . . .. 22 Super-Varsity... . . 37 Pedagogues . 22 Super-Varsity. - 22 Co. 11 16 Super-Varsity.. . 2 • Op Timer . 0 Super-Varsity. . 20 Super-Varsity. . 2 Kittitas _ Super-Varsity. . 30 Pedagogues . 43 278 195 •Forfeited Page 78 Class Athletics Say boy. If you didn’t see those class games thi year you missed the greatest demonstrations or pep and enthusiasm shown at W. S. N. S. this year. Whenever you think that a class game isn’t Just as thrilling and yell-producing „ B regular inter collegiate athletics, why. you Just don’t know that’s all. When the Basketball team took its first trip, to the coast, the school seemed kinds dead so everybody decided that if the classes could get together and stage a basketball game maybe things would pep up a little. And no mistake, they cer¬ tainly did. Both classes rounded up a bunch of fellows who had (or thought they had) played basketball at some lime In the past (not passed!, and Monday night, the 14th of January, the big event cams off. Some game! I’ll say It was! At the end of each of the rlrst three periods the First Year team was ahead by one or two points aud every time the ball dropped through the hoop that old gym roof Just bulged in the middle Theu with only a few minutes to go the Second Year men got their eye on the old Iron hoop and when the whistle blew they had won the game. 1 to 12. But even if they did win the game the Second Year class had to hand it to their opposing classmen when it conies to yelling, and their team did not lose from lack of support. Again when the Varsity was gone on its last trip the powers that be ’ de¬ cided that It was time for another battle. But this lime It was agreed Ihul no one should play that played on either the Varsity or the Super-Varsity teams, and believed me it was SOME game. But again the Second Year team triumphed. The beginners could not locate the haskel and the score board told the tale, 18 to 2. With the arrival of spring the bats and milts were brought out of the closets and the old national game hegan to show signs of life. After the flingnrs got the kinks out of their arms and the sluggers found their batting eyes they began to itch for action. So one day the First Year men said to their elders, Bring out your athletes and we will give them a Tew pointers on the use of the horsehide and the ash.” So the Second Year bosses said, Very good, but let ' s make It two out of three.” All right. said thi yearlings, but let’s get to going- and play, we can’t play but one at time. Friday. April tth, the two teams took the diamond. What happened arter the Umpire called, “play ball. Is not worth relating, sometimes the players (?) played good ball and sometimes— Well, anyway, when the last ball was pitched the upper classmen had to admit that as baseball players they were good fox trotters; M to 4 said the score board. Well.” said the defeated men to themselves, we had better show a little speed If we are going to play with that gang again. The next Friday the two team continued their argument, but this the Second Year men were wide awake and played good ball. The Babes over confident and the tables were reversed, the final score being 9 to 2. Then came the Grand Finale. The weather was perfect. Flay ball.” said his honor the amps, and the game was on. Both teams played good ball but the ' men of ’2S got their hits when counted and chalked up eleven runs while their opponents crossed the plate time were they only five lime . Clas of 1923, Inter-Class Champions. And thus ends the tale of the class games. Page T9 Girls ' Athletics -e « — .th,eUo Who we play we win. Yee- certainly. If any iST Can p, “ ’ «� ' � when Jl ' S - can 1 P ay tennla, baseball hockey i„h i J A 0 “ ,ou ,hat ,h e Kiris of W s here In .022-2:, We .11 know how uM have ' ' J “” a8k a ’ v ' r whowas in any of the four forma of athletics just named tf . h a t 9,aU ‘ Ch � Pion s hip hut we wern ' t. We only played Inter-class iL’Ct-S? .“ V � r.r:; ' ;r ' i.v’S. ' r „t rt .a’’ t LTbuT . S !“ Tl, ™ pi .i« :,r™ •s-t s isi-saS � £ ssvrtr . S7«s cation. Wouldn’t pay? That shows how much tou takln up hockey for a vo- coijie for miles to see Florence Cowan � n i p h know ' abo,u u - Why people ret or the class who werT.tap expeM. Ta ,,er batt b ,‘he seb B ,n is v ;y u : Te d 8 lr.s n ::re S0 .tm ,b °? 6p r ‘ B aft - «� • Now Well they nearly ruined the practice p.-riodt 7 “ ' • nr l«W «« it. Home runs? « ban but that she Kot home and Th to Lf, h T, ,ha ‘ D ° ne ' r batted be brought in. Run? Could they run, Sav thtv c m h ° Ur for the ball o a rL-r -re: s ' ■ z the Seniora. Yon ey Vm et Tchonc to T ' between ,he Junto,, and Wi r £,r™. -� - S.“ r. ya I thl ' ,rB4 i Yl ’ ' , ' ' ' P PlireEHr , W ’ 1 ho ,d ■ ' bul ■ m ' w “ • ■■ � • • - —£!� r£ rrx r Page 80 l’agc SI dexta pi phi. Founded ... Flower. . .... 19d Colors. . . France Rose ..... ..—. .Rose and Green OFFICERS President ... Mary Yolo Secretary. . . Simmons Treasurer. ...... M E Fogarty Director . .Edna Busier .-.-.Margaret Davidson Page 82 Delta Phi Phi Delta Pi Phi was established in 190 fi under the name Carbonani, but in ism It wa changed to Delta Pi rhi. an honor organization the members of which are elected bl-annually by the memban ol the Dramatic club at large. Those who have shown the moat marked ability are elected to membership. The purpose of the society is twofold; first to cultivate taste for the best in dramatic art by affording its members an opportunity to work together In the study and presentation of higher class drama than the general class work permits ' sec¬ ond to honor students who have shown marked ability In the Interpretation of the The playB given by the society this year were: Tittles—... Beauty and the Jacobean..„... Wurtzcl Flummery... Drcgga...France .-Susan Ulaspell Booth Tnrkington A. A. Milne Pemberton Spencer In addition to these Shakespear ' s. The Taming of the Shrew. was presented with the following cast: Lord ...—.-.-Otto Beusch Christopher Sly, a tinker-..... M E Fogarty Hostess ...Isabel Attelaey Ilnptisa. a rich gentleman of Padua.Thomas Davis Vlncentlo. an old genlleman of Pisa. Otto Beusch l.ucentlo. son of Vlncentlo. in lore with Bianca....William Luff Petruchio, a gentleman of Verona, a Suitor of Katherlna...... L e e Simmons Orem to......M. E. Fogarty Ho ' e,,,lo .-.Randolih Mueller Tn,n, °. Clifford Mattnx Blondello. Cecil Tuttle ur 8 .--- -Edna Busier A Prdant....-.. Ernest Oilland Katherlna. the Shrew ...Lillian Oray Blanca, her sister...Helen Trick Widow— -..—.Mary Yolo Besides the regular dramatic work Delta Pi Phi members enjoy many social activities. This year the members of Delta PI Phi gave a banquet in the private dining room of Kantola Hall honoring Mis Davidson upon her return from Chicago find it was decided to make this an annual affair. On March the thirteenth Miss Davidson entertained the members with a card and Ma Jong party. The club iB exceptionally fortunate this year in having fifteen member of previous years In school which makes the active membership, including the twelve new members of this year, twenty-seven. They are: Margaret Adair Davidson- Member of Carbnnonl. M ary Yolo pledged in 1919. Matilda Abraham, Clifford Mattox, and Hutta Smith pledged in I9r0 Alice Merrill pledged in 1921. Wroe Aldereon. Edna Busier. Dorothy Fetter. M. E. Fogarty, Ernest Gilland Lillian Gray. Randolph Mueller. Lee Simmons, and Fred Waters pledge-1 in 1922. Isabel Atlelsey, Otto Beusch. Helen Bosworth. Thomas Davis. Helen Donald. Era Hay. Elinor Hedrick. Thelma Jackson. William Lufr, Mable Tipton, Heleu Trick, and Cecil Tuttle pledged In 1923. Pa 3 Pi Omega President... Vice President. Secretary-Treasurer 1923 Officers . l£va Gilmore -John Simon da Mildred Lind berg —liinda York Pi Omega was organised at the clone or ih. ,� i. member student must complete at least two q artere oT ' 1,1 to ,,econ,e cnolnrv detfirtniMiit an.i _ u l rier of work i . «ko chology department, and demonstrate tn ih ° qu | arter of wor in In doing special work i. Mii s f| e |,| ' ® members that he.or she. i. the pay- interested The purpose of the organization is, to carrv on , more systematic study in the field of nsvehoit T “ d fur ' ht r a broader and which may be of value in this field.”° r I 8yeh0l Kr - and en “ - ,n research work lect -b- presented were Illusion. • Hvp„o,7sm Psycho A Jre7”‘ ' a 5 which were Pie , and the work of Cone. Certain members of th a d ,h « Iuf eriorlty Com- imrt on the subject to be discussed «„d when thelr« D „r, Prepare each time, a re- is turned over to a general round-table discussion S i® compl « t « 1 ' the meeting lng and valuable. uiscuasion, which has proved very Interest- Page S4 Altho no real practical research work lias been yet attempted by the PI Omega a project haa been propoaeil and will In all probability be accomplished early next year. • Even though It la rather new and small In numbers the Pi Omega lias large am¬ bitions and will work with the Idea in mind of developing such a strong and active organization that it will be able, when the Etlensburg Normal Is u regular four year school, to affiliate with a national psychological society. The charter members were: Madge Bonham Eva Gilmore Ernest Gllland Gladys Johneon Mildred Lindlwrg Keith Seymour Adelia ScoMen Daniel Spaulding John Simonds Wanda Wolf! Faculty members: Mary A. Grupe. Elsie Smith, and Loren D, Sparks. The present members include: Madge Bonham, Horace Cbannlng. Mr. Cronin, Sophia Fowler. Elton Garrett, Willard Geer. Eva Gilmore, Ernest Gllland, Mary A. Grupe, Gladys Johnson, Mildred Lindberg. Fred -Marlin. Edwin Quigley. Keith Seymour, Elsa Smith. Adeliu Scotten. Utren D. Sparks, Daniel Spaulding. John Simonds. Joe Tucker, Linda York, and Wanda Wolff. r Page 85 I he Trail Blazers school year, with the purpo . • lo woiT ' or ' h [ ' i™ 1 . parl of th ® 1921-1922 We beto «- «� Promote fri.nd.hlp and wholeeome S«fcia! I „ t 8 - in lt,,,,0n ° wh,ch Bl«5 buTuV eS r n Sch °° r «- «oo..d,red a Trail win be ready and wm?n? tolutmH ° f which wa, so excellently prepared by some of thfeh.rier °‘ ,n a ‘ i0n President Vice President Sec. Trea . 1923 Officers Trolson B. A. Leonard •tones Ollland L, D. Sparks Clark Simonds W. J. Harmon Beusch Page S« Charleston. Fowler. K. Robinson. J. Robinson. Uarnea. Thompson. Alder son. .Seymour. Fogarty. Gustafson, Stone, Bigley, Kilian, Rankin. Mueller, Clark. Healey. The Crimson “W” Club The Crimson W Club of the Ellenaburg Norma) School was organised early last fall with the following charter members: Wroe Alderson, Wendell Barnes, Wm. Charleston, Sig Fogarty. Ivan Fowler. Randolph Mueller, Kenneth Rankin, Frank Robinson, John Robinson, and Keith Seymour. The purpose of the organisation is to preserve a high standard of athletics In our school and to promote interest in athletics. All regularly enrolled students who have won a major letter are eligible for membership In this organization. The officers for the year are: President.....—.Wendell Barnes Vice Pres___....... Randolph Mueller Sec. Treaa....Wm. Charleston Soc. Comm...John Robiuson Page 87 Terry Scot ten Kindergarten Primary Club President Vice President Treasurer Secretary Social Comm. Club Officers First Quarter Adelia Scot ten Frances Buck Grayce McQueen Janice White Marvel Carxcadden Second Quarter Alto Terry Kuth Franks Alcthe Dickson Neva Parker Grayce McQueen hi . Th h- KlnderKar, n Primary club was organised the second quarter Those eligl- blej„ belong arc those majoring in either ,he Kindergartener Primlry demlrt- ment . fu • - ■ — � •XT iJS5.fi; KTJ i™ 1 ’agc k 8 Smith Tal liter Riles Cowan Lee Women’s Athletic Association Officers President.Frances Tainter Vice President...Helen Lowe Secretary....Austa Lee 1st Year Representative...Dorothy Smith 2nd Year Representative....Edna Biles 3rd Year Representative.....Florence Cowan The Women ' s Athletic Association is one of the youngest organizations at the Ktlensburg Normal. It has been in exlatance since March 22, 1923, but it has at talneil a high degree of prominence because of Its purpose and ideals. It aims to establish and muintnln high health standards among the normal school students, and among its members In particular. Its fundamental basis is that in order to learn health principles it is also necessary to live and to pracitce them. In accordance with the purposes of the organization, all meetings are held out-of-doors. Long hikes are taken because they provide an abundance of physi¬ cal exorcise, and also afford opportunities to hold the regular meetings in the open, us the constitution requires It is planned as a special incentive, and also to have some way of indicating that its members have strictly adhered to the health rules and standards set by the organization, to present sweaters to those who have met all the necessary require¬ ments. To earn a sweater one must have earned one arm-band, three chevrons, and a letter, and have taken at least five ten-mile hikes (chevrons are issued to those who have earned arm-bands, and are issued on the same basis as are the arm-hands, while letters are Issued to those who have earned an arm-band and three chevrons.) Although still in its Infancy, much growth of the organization Is anticipated because of its value to those who intend to teach physical education in tlie publit schools. Kappa Kappa Beta Club Officers President Vice Pres. Sec. Tress. Scgt. «t Arms. Second Quarter Randolph Mueller Thomas Davis Pred Martin Arthur Healey Third Quarter Mitchell Angelcl ' Villard Qeer Pred Martin Emmett Buel Kappa Kappa Beta the management or Esw tlve organization of all men living Esw,n Ha, . Wh ' C ha ” look over a coopera- cluli eiuuonis ,,VK or Board i, IS purely social j n function. to belong to ibis Page 90 Buck Tainter Knott Cooper Cownn Kamola Hall Association 1923 Officers President Vice President Secretary T mi sure Social Commissioner Prances Buck Frances Tainter Dorothea Knott Florence Cooper Florence Cowan The Kamola Hall Association is composed of all girls living in Kamola Hall The functions of the club are largely Bocial. The annua] Snow Bail. given Jan- uray twenty-seventh, was one of the most successful parties of the year. Several times during the year the organisation gave short entertainments for its own members, and on February ninth an entertainment waa given in the auditorium to raise funds for the footbuil sweaters. Page 91 Johnson Wolff 0. U. T. Club Club Officers President Vice Pres, Secretary Treasure Social Sec, First Quarter Gladys Johnson Lorinda Short Mrs. Jean Bill Luff Second Quarter Wanda Wolff Dan Spaulding Gaylord Sterling Edna Busier Eleanor Fay Third Quarter Wanda Wolff Harriet Jacohaen Blllee Mayo Hilda Durrwacliter Edna Busier The O. L. T. Club is an organisation composed of all those students she Hr, not room a, any of the halls. The purpose, of the club aU purely S Several very nice parties nrre given by the club during the year Page 92 Ellison Bb«rhart Flnrek Gill Mtckelberry L. P. Jackson Stockwell Montana Club Short])- after the lining or tk« 1922-1923 school yenr some of the students Irom Montana cencrirrd the idea of organizing a Montana club. A call was sent out fur all students who hailed from Montana, and the club became a reality, with Miss Savallah Ebcrhart as President. The clubs activities consisted of hikes and parties (or its members. The members of the club are- L. P. Jackson. Ellen Oill, Nanahel Micltelberry, Emily Florek. Iatna Ellison. Sarallah Eberhan. Hilda Durrwachter, Irma Durrwachter. and Isabell Holmes. Page 93 Smith Helvey Carscaddcn X b pos Club President. Vice President Secretary-Treasurer. .Marie Helvey .Leone Smith Marvel Cantcadden This club was organized during the latter part of this year with a member¬ ship made up of those especially interested in interpretive dancing The purpose of the club is to atudy modern dances and create an Interest In , ' X • The charter members are: Marie Helvey Florence Wirtta Marvel Carseadden Margaret Smith Leone Smith Alto Terry Florence Krutj Holly Langabeer Francea Boyd Ada Spaulding Velma J. Wright Miss Roberta Allen. Faculty Advlaor and Director. P� gr 95 If In the following pages You find a few moments diversion, If there is something in them Which gives to you keen enjoyment Which recalls to you Pleasant memories of W. S. N. S. Or memories of pleasant friends You knew here, If As you read You have only a feeling Of a Spirit of Fun Then We have succeeded. 1’ape 96 Calendar SEPTEMBER. 25— Eawln Hall Electa Officers. Trail Blazers hold first meeting. Kswln Halt burn . Stone rescues a bureau single- handed. 28— Registration begins. Such a gang! OCTOBER. 2 —Second year class organizes and gets the jump on the First year people. 2—Kamola Hall holds first meeting. A. S. B. holds meeting to nominate officers. 6— first year class comes to life and elects officers. 7— Faculty Reception Tor students. 9—A. S. B. electa officers. Alderson president. Student Orlnion comes out for the first time. Trail Blazers choose officers for quarter. 1 —Delta Pi Phi gets together for the rirst time. Students from Montana organize a club. Felix Rea amputates his finger. 15—Whitworth defeated, 15-6. 12—Classes hove scrap on campus. 15—Juniors capture the Senior president. 18—Through the tngenunity of Alderson and Gorlins, Seymour escapes from seven Juniors at the N. Y, cafe. Seniors tie the Juniors in their hedB and leave town at 5:00 a. m. Grand old Sneak say Sen¬ iors! 21—C. P. S. game, 26-8. 29— Hallowe ' en party given by A. S. B. Great party! .11—Boys start serving at Kamola. Page 98 NOVEMBER. 3— Horray! We trounce Bellingham 19-0. Trail Blazers give banquet for Bellingham team. 4— Seniors give mixer at Kamola. 7— Outsi ders form a club. 9—University Frosh take us into camp 13-0, 11—Juniors have their mixer. 15—Dr. Fallis speaks at general assembly. 17— Oh! Boy! We win the Football Championship of the Normals. Cheney falls before our grldders 13-10. Outside club gives formal dance. 18— A. S. ft, entertain football men, 25—Rswin Hall entertain their lady friends, 27 Miss Rossmun gives musical tea at Kamola Hall. 29—Thanksgiving Vacation! Oh, Boy! Ain ' t It a grand and glorious feeling? DECEMBER. t Dr. Fallis lectures at general assembly. First Basketball turnout. 9 Christmas Frolic a grand success. 11—Graduates have a farewell breakfast. 15—Good bye W. 8. N. S, for two weeks. JANUARY. 2— Registration starts. More new faces around the bulla. Psychology club organizes. 3- Jack Robinson new A. S. B. proxy. 5— Just look at us. Enrollment for year passes the 500 mark. 6— Delta PI Phi banquets Miss Davidson. 8— Student Opinion grows up and gets a ucw suit with long pants. 9— Psychology club elects officers and chooses name of Pi Omega. 11— Basketball team drops game at Bellingham. 12— Basketball team loses again. 14— Senior boys beat the Juniors at basketball, 18-12. Lose game at Orting. 15— U. of W. Froali win basketball game. 20— Junior-Senior party great success. Raise over 450 27—Kamola Hall girls give annual Snow Ball. 31—Juniors get no better. Senior basketball team wins 18-2. Girls organize athletic association. FEBRUARY. 5— Basketball team wins at Whitworth. 6— Crippled team loses at Cheney. 9—Kamola Hall girls give vaudeville for sweater fund 16— —Trail Blazers give program to raise money for sweaters. 17— Seniors give annual Colonial Ball. 21— Basketball team lose first game to W. S. C. Frosh. 22— But come back and win the second one. 29—A. S. B. fees moved to $2 a quarter. Page 99 MARCH 1—Debate teams argue all for naught. 1 —Junior girls win basketball game from the Seniors Wake up boys! • 0—Dean Lytton leave for the Orient. 12—Pedagoges win city championship from Super-Var¬ sity. 16—Eawln Hall banquets members who leave. 29—Dr. Darker talks at general assembly. 22 — p Omega honors Miss Grupe at Kamola Hall. 29—W. A. A. hikes to Dry Creek. APRIL 1 Annual Kamola Hall Easter egg hunt. 2—Dr. Kngleman talks on Education. J—Mies Grupe tells of cruise at A. S. B. assembly. 6—Juniors win first Inter-class baseball game. 14 - 6 . 9 —Dramatic club presents flays to packed house. 1 :t Seniors even matters in inter-class games. 9-2, 16—0. U. T. baseball team surprises the Kappa Kappa Bela ' s and win 5-3. ■—Smiles and growls, grades out today. Come Out of the Kitchen. 25 — Second Year baseball team wins class championship. 26— Hyakem goes to press. 30—Normal students give Radio concert at Yakima. MAY. 1 — p T A. give benefit program in auditorium. I O- u. T. Club gives spring dance. Class of 1923 wins track meet. 6 Last A. S. B. party of the year. 19—K. P. give entertainment. 12—Junior Prom given by First Year students. 19—Faculty Dansatit. 24 Field Day and Chamber of Commerce Picnic. 25— Track meet with Normals and C. P. 8. 26— Alumni Day 27— tlaccalureate Services. 31—Class Day 1—Commencement. JUNE. Page 100 BOOK REVIEWS 339 O NCE in a dog ' s age there cornea to cur desk a book so out of the ordinary, so original and refresh¬ ing In idem that we are inclined to doubt the old saying. “There is noth¬ ing new under the sun. Such a book is, The Psychology of Attracting and Winning Men. by Dr. A. Scotten. dean of the psychology department at W. S, N. S. Not that the substance of the book is original, for the art of winning men has been practiced more or less suc¬ cessfully by women ever since Eve lured Adam to eat the apple; but the idea of publishing a book which pro¬ poses to make scientific something which the reviewer had always sup¬ posed to be an art is. to say the least, demoralizing to a mere man. Itut despite our qualm for man in the future we feel that the author has through yeais of personal exper¬ ience with the problem which she deals with, some Justification for her con¬ clusion, any girl can win the man of her heart ' s desire if she will only go at it scientifically. ' We feel that the book will be hail¬ ed with delight by the new Society for the Supprcssoln of Bobbed Hair, for Dr. Scotten. although denying that the beautiful girt has any particular advantage over the plain one. emphat¬ ically declares, through yearB of observation and experiment I am firm¬ ly convinced that a girl loses 5 4.2% of her power of attracting men when she has her hair bobbed. Perhaps we have no right to make criticisms or such a book (we wish that a woman was writing this re¬ view), but may a mere man who would be eligible for Ihe experimenta¬ tion of soiu girl, if ho had not already fallen for the wiles of a maid who practiced an art. and not a science, of¬ fer this suggestion: what will be the result when all women understand these scientific principles of catching a husband, who will have the advant¬ age. will we not be in the same place we are now ? Again we express Ihe wish that a woman had reviewed thiB book. OME times the strangest things happen, our review of Dr. Seot- ten’s book w� b just finished when the morning mail arrived and in it a copy or, The Art or Being a Popu¬ lar Man , by Mr. Walter Hoult, known In New York society as one of the mest eligible bachelors. Mr. Hoult ' s book is. because of his training, of an entirely different na¬ ture than Dr. Scotten ' s, and he em¬ phatically declares that great loveis are born and not made. His early training was acquired about 1! 23 at Ellensburg, in the Normal school, wheie his lady friends were limited only by the number in school. While perhaps this book will prove valuable to some men, we feel that Mr. Hoult’s success is due entirely to his personality and. dear lady readers, we ran see no great danger of all men becoming he vamps by reading this book. HE other day after plodding through one after another of the latest offences of our so- called popular writers and when we had decided to tell the editor that we couldn ' t keep our peace of mind If we had to read such rot any longer, we picked up a little unpretentious book with the rather prosaic title. Lyrics or a Lover, by Prof. Wendell ' Barnes. “Oh. Lord! we thought, some poor misguided Idiot has had a case of puppy love and is bent o � telling the world about it. But no. dear reader, this unknown poet is a genius, his rhymes sparkle like Jewels, they remind one or the (mortal Shelly. One particularly artistic little coup¬ let is worth quoting. Page 101 I like ’em short, I like ' em tall, I like ’em lovin’. Or not at all.” VKHY once In a while a person who knows nothing about writ¬ ing, and has nothing to write about decides she must write a book; she throws a bunch of drivel together and the fickle public who at time, refuse to read the work of our best authors, readB it, finds It something that can be read without thinking and in two months it is in its hundredth thousand. Such a book Is. Did the Hen Come llerore the Egg.” by the eminent fem- inest, Eve Gilmore, We must conress that we could find no plot (except the one against the i ns -pe ting public), and we will stake our reputation as a book reviewer that we couldn ' t tell what it was all about when we finished it, but years or ex¬ perience warns us that in six months the person who has not read this book will be a back number. So get the book and when you meet n friend, hail them. Oh; Josephine, have you read ’Gilmore’s’ new book,” and there¬ by preserve your reputation as an in¬ tellectual. MONO the new non-fiction books of the season Is Ex-Sen¬ ator John Gorlinc ' s new offer¬ ing. Girls Who Have Meet Me,” While this book is classed as non- fiction it is really more Interesting than most of the new fiction, and the style reminds one of a book which some of our older reader will re¬ member, The Shlek,” published some twenty years ago. The greater part or the book tell of tho author ' s love af¬ fairs at W. S. N. S., at which school the author earned the title of Shiek. Editor Roy Trolson of the Atlantic Monthly came Into our office as we were reading tills book and when we read to him some of the more thrill¬ ing parts he remarked; Well, well, pretty good, but old Jacky Boy was wise enough to keep the hest of his experiences secret. I wonder it he has completely forgotten his old flames, Kelsey and Adams. While not recommending this as literature, some evening when you are too sleepy to read anything else, it will keep you awake, and we will guarantee more thrills per minute than Snappy Tales” or Detective Story.” Charleston— Why the Dogs Howl When I Play My Saxaplione.” Kltian—“How to Cure Baldness.” Gilland —‘‘Great Orators I Have Known.” (Largely an autobiography.) Mueller— The Dally Horen.” Hansen— What to Do When He’s Far Aaway.” Fay— Physical Culture, or. How to Get Husky.” Crnoni—“The Psychology or Flirt¬ ing.” Page 10 Page 103 His Sister ' s Chum j- ss, r:.,r;r;. rr or ' � ' « Pl«� «r Sta.,- Bank. Mr. and Mr.. Hall had “wo childAn sTenhan ? a ' Iwenty-three, and Elate, who would noon celebrate her twentieth ' birthday. ' 4 Stephen Hull had been home from Washington State College at p u ii man week and during that time he had watched h.a motherand Elsiea h™r hlu J cleaning, busy every minute, preparing the house for the visit of FIsle ' a ! Ii Hose Sherman, of Seattle. He could not see whv th«v about (his girl ' s visit and one day he asked Elsie: -Who Is this girl anyway ' To r 0 , O Bom r Unfled 0 s at;. “en ' i a. ' o h r lnk “ ' he d UeM, r ° f P 8 ' 1 Elsie retorted: She 1 b the dearest, sweetest girl In the world iust better be studying up on your manners becaVse we have o defend o l° n?d r , COr , d r nK h6r Ti,lt her ° Wh,Ie were attending IniversUytogethe • « ...•« ' -- ? at � . — - «-■ Well, she thinks It’s great sport having a brother, does she’ She � «•, se e an Bh real BP °? ° Ut f ,e ' St phcn Kfowled. I ' ll settle that right now Let s see. She eomes tomorrow. Tomorrow I go fishing.” „„ knew hat E1 ie was depending on him to go with her to meet the guest on the morrow, and ih he determined to leave early in the . nnrn j« . fl.hl.f trip in „„„„ tP.l Cl.i. ... r.pnbl. „| ,l,l,|„ t ,o h ,Z ' „ “ rss.r s..T h ' m ■ • � «• - jsnss “ •“ — II was a beautirul morning and Stephen decided he would drive over Rnn- rr rhim wouid uke hu ume He reached Ihe outskirts of Cle Elum al :30. and passed through the sleepy little mining town without seeing a person stirring on the streets ik oi ., .It miles further west he crossed tho Yakima river and steering n,„ . Ab fj or the road, he stopped. Taking his flshVng outfH. t wa.i brlsklv uo I river about two miles and fished slowly hack. He su«eede2 n c chfng ' th ee ::rr,.r:ii h “tisr- ' ' •■«“ « � ■ ——� Seven miles further west he drove through Easton and Tor the next two hours he drove along steadily, his thoughts carried away by the beauty of the morn ng sun on the mountain top and the beautiful scenery In Ihe valleys Ileleft° Ljsha Keechelus behind, gained the summit and roasted quietly down the other side and soon was out of the mountains on the dry. hard road leading Into North Bond be¬ fore he realized how far he was from home. and � ok| 0 eT Be d ,OPPe l - nd en,6rlne the bak «nr. purchased some buns H« looked at his watch and found, to hla snrnrla that u , o clock. He drove on to Snoqualmie Falla where ho .nont th , a on y cn -he magniricent waterfall. Once |� a whlle the .pr caught Z enveloped him in its damp mist. Finally he shook himself and stood up ' Better be starting for home. he mumbled I ' ll have party for tha. woman tonight, or else my family will disown me forcer. At lew! I’age 104 by this time she knows I ' m not to be used as « convenience to pack her suitcases and traveling bags. I ' ll stop along Rocky Run and Gold Creek ror a little more fishing after I get back into Kittitas county where my license is good. He was within one mile of the summit on his return over Snoqualmie Pas-, when he noticed a Stut roadster pulled over to one side or the road. The hood of the car was open and he saw a girl working over the engine. Stephen ' s chivalry was awakened aud as he passed the car he shouted: Can I be of any assistance? The answer came back: No, thinks.” Blit by this time Stephen had steered his car out of the road and had Jumped out. As he walked back he noticed what a clever looking suit the girl wa wear¬ ing She had a sport outfit of tweed and wore a saucy red hal with a black quill which drooped over her lert eye. He also noticed that she was small In stature and a blonde, both facts catering to hiB idea of a perfect woman. He lifted his cap. Just what Beems to be wrong?” he asked. A dirty spark-plug. I guess. the girl answered. “I’ll have them all cleaned in a few minutes. Then she looked at her dirty hands ruefully. “Wonder if there Is any water near here?” she queried. Stephen did not know: but he found some old cloths In the pocket of his car which he used for shining the car and he offered them to her. He helped her finish cleaning the spark-plugs and then he tested out the motor which aeeinnd to run smoothly again. I think it is running nil right now, he said. How far are you going? I was planning on reaching Ellensburg this afternoon. she said. That is rlne,” Stephen ejaculated. I ' m going there, too. Suppose you drive aheud and if you need any more help, I will be here to do the best 1 can. The girl thanked him and climbed Into the seat of her car. In a few seconds she was out of sight in a cloud of dust. Stephen followed as quickly as he could and only after a fast run wsb he able to catch a glimpse of her car as it rounded a curve a half-mile ahead of him. He began to talk half aloud to himself. Well, she is certainly a rlne driver and not one bit afraid or theBe mountain roads. I did not know that girls could drive like that. And she has any girl down at college beat as far as looks is con¬ cerned. Wonder who she is? In about an hour he overtook her. She had pulled out of the road, left the car, and was washing her hands in a little creek beside the road. “I am hungry. she announced gaily to Stephen, when he had shut off his engine. Would you care to eat lunch with me? she questioned. “Nothing would suit me better. he beamed. All I have with me is a Tew bunB and cookies. By this time the girl had given him a square box to carry and she directed him where to put it in the shade of some trees. Next he carried the cushions of their cars to the retreat while she set out a very appetizing lunch which was augmented by the buns and cookies which Stephen had brought with him. For the next hour they sat and chatted. They finished their lunch but con¬ tinued to sit In the shade of the tall evergreen trees, talking as though they were old friends having a reunion. Stephen began to think she was the sweetest girl he had ever met. She was a charming conversationalist and although he had hinted several times to find out her name, she had only said: Call me ' Mickey. ' ' Stephen became confidential and told Mickey about his school, his family, and his plans for the mture. Then he told her about the girl friend his sister was expecting that day and why he had run off. Mickey was very sympathetic. As it was growing late. Mickey suggested It was time to be leaving. The next few minutes they spent In packing and putting the cars In order again. Then, waving her hand. Mickey sped o ut on the highway and was gone be¬ fore Stephen could get the engine running In his Buick. Mickey led him a fast race. Leaving Cle Elum he tried to gain on her. He began to realize that he was very much Interested in her and that he waa at a loss to know whom she was going to visit, or what her real name was. He stepped on the gas, but the faster he went, the faster she seemed to be going, and finally he gave up trying to catch her and was content in keeping her red hat In sight. It was on reaching the hard, level road in Dry Creek that Stephen tried again Page 105 him ' hat Ye wug lYeXn fiHy mHra b, “ a h ‘“ “ pneJo, “ ' ' ,, ‘‘ ' w ™«d whw ■ he - - ■ • for he? h T. 1 E ° n . 8bUre ' he drove up Oh «r«e� am] down another looking tTro hon e Ve rm“ ' vain], ror about an hourbe ££ romv u ' h,., P hl “ car 1,1 th K� ra e and walked diaconsolately u „ lo ,. ia lo ™; 1,0 •“ • completely forgotten hi. sister 1 guest. P Lying down (o rest for awhile, he fell a«Wi h � «... . . 1 mother who tiptoed Into hit, room to aak him i.. , Hf k ‘ n, ' d b ' hie w ssi,” b ......-� «� .™ i-sirs s; -- -“sfsrarLrs. .z;r,. ,z :ir „nr. to romantically HU mother, thinking only of hi headache a ®‘ a«=S Sa=Ss«sa S 52 £ Where here you been all day, you naughty boy? she scolded Hn e h«. r ?o r; dr m h thmeTa’.k to ' some ,Wke 1 k a “ •« -«ood H£fi“ “ u « ht hls then he left Elsie and ran to her aide Mickey, are you here? ho cried incredulously I am certainly ,.i 0 ,i . you. And he held out both hands. ‘ rUln,y glad to see dirt J h “ ' !r, EI,, ‘ B C me UP 8he looketI ,,n “ amazement. -Why Hose 1 did not know that you and Steve had met, she exclaimed ' ' ' I Stephen looked nonpulseri at Elsie Sherry WZ?£?£ ITJ h Micket rjrm YplanatlonYmadn ‘eV In public. he whispered. He led her into the rose arbor ,h m Before Kose left for her home in Seattle she was wesrie- a 2££X ' £. ' M on,y soe8 ,n ,how lha ' ,he ‘ pla a “°� - -ADELAIDE TH1R8TON. ' 23. «S£ -40 Page 106 J.AS. n Where ' s Hufc y7 PUBLIC ■ CAMP SITE � jr� s of the Tiwes .« • 1I 1 AM K Wm i TjUPHTOFI ,B B y • t m BIN SsjCm 5 vj r Page 107 HEARD IN ROOM 16 I m really not at all well today. in Iao U v„ h n I B r T VtnK ,f , you ,h,nk “ « -me thin as yon thought twenty min- ut?s ago ou are twenty minutes behind the times. 7 m a ke S a h ti l v g‘ P charl,rter ' s «“« the best citizens today can ' i Von can ' t perpetuate a virtue without a (unction. Were all hypocrites, and liars, because it pays to be. IC.I JS .rSTSJrlKr.5 T d0 , ‘ 0 -- get a lender taken off. ' lo run ,n, ° me “ ' VI Habits are your kit of tools. Are your tools dull? a thu P g U,n m ° dCrn Phil08 ° p,,y lnt0 dirty “ads I, like giving dynamite to hlldren are sent to school to be tut mentally In style. futurtMs the ' best one. 1 1V ' ‘ 8 y °“ ha ‘ y “ «■ • now and in ,h. The trouble with anarchy Is that It won ' t work. yo„r I |eeHn« What k ' ,OW h “ you; if, wha, you do about it.-lf, out . Any fool can learn the rule, of life bu, it take, a corker to artistically act It Decency is merely appropriateness. Most people talk simply to be admired. Don l brag about being old-fashioned. To be old-fashioned means lust „ n . Jump from the .nsane aaylum-mesna you are as.eep and don ' t want to Z bother You wa t ‘ to’ ' be° IT ° U ' h other fellow. That s the trouble with society. T ' reKar ,,es � of ,h « You base your social standards on economic return. It s rotten ' -.TS’r.srjsrrrsa,- z “■ � � «• ■� ting anything. ph, ° ° pl,y ' � «Wl my nrn. abstract when i, , not hit- When you reach a conclusion It meant that you got tired in the head. I don t want you to accept my views. I don ' t want to etv vrm One of the troublec of education at the present I, that w, all wan , y ,„ , y , ' ,c what we think we know. We want to brow-beit . K,.T h h ,rs ideas. Live your own life and let other, II™ the£. «bmitting ,o our Education Is just a wiring of the brain. The people that do yon the mnst good nre those that you do not like. You will never become great unlees you are willing to make blunders. Page 108 A thnroly scientific man is a toor teacher, He Ie too uncertain. The trouble with most people is that they are always learning something out they do not let it affect their life. School should be living under guidance. Some of you have baldheaded neurons. You can ' t get anything across. No teacher is a good teacher who has tt all salted down. The one who realty teaches is the one who will take a chance and do it a new way if he thinks it in better. There are as many kinds of pedogogy as there are different children, dif¬ ferent subjects, and different reasons for teaching the different subjects. Your smartness is not from the books you have read, but the thoughts you had when you read them. It is not true (hat anything worth doing at all is worth doing well. tt may be that when you think the world Is getting worse that you are merely getting better. The highest art is to do what you please without offending anybody. An uneducated man Is an animal with clothes on and a vocabulary I look sometimes at a dog. then I look at « human and wonder which la think Ing the most. There comes a time for every man when a command not upheld by reason breeds distrust. Ain t It awful to be a slave of impulse. No social sin can disappear until a sufficient number of people demand it. I hope you will not listen to me. for 1 am not talking about what 1 am saying. I am talking to you out of my experiences with my dog and other folks Our honesty Is this end of yesterday’s honesties. The best and poorest ways of living are always debatable. To be moral one must do what one wenta to do. Do you know I can ' t help but like you folks. Supply and demand determine morality as well aB anything else. A Bolshevist la a person who has more brain than habits; perhars not much brain, but less habits. The thing that Is called the devil In this world Is unfunctionnlize:! ambition. Now is that clear? Oh. say something! Well send me a picture post card. Your Welcome. ’age 109 To Our Advertisers THK firms ♦ ■$ 4 ♦ AM) Individuals ♦ ❖ ♦ ♦ WIIOSK advertisements «■ ♦ APPKAH in ■F • ♦ THK following pages ■� $ F HAVE shown that they ♦ 4 F APPItKt IATK and support ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ THK Kllensburg Normal School. ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ TIIK management or the 1U28 Hynkem «■ WISHKS to express 4 ITS appreciation $• «• «• ♦ OK THIS support ♦ $• ♦ AXIl TO request that $ TIIK Faculty ♦ $ AND student ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ OF THK Normal school ♦ SHOW theirs by ■ •F THKIR patronage ♦ OF these firms •F ♦ • AM) individuals «• ♦ WHO have «■ MADE possible $■ $• THK publication • OF THIS Issue d ♦ ♦ ♦ OF THK Hyakem. «■ ♦ 4 UK THANK you. 4 n iiiihiiiifTiT rn ... Page 111 ALBERTA NO GERM BUTTER The kin of Kittitas valley products most thoroughly past¬ eurized, clean and wholesome. Every dollar Bpent for this local product goes to home people, for home industry and stays home. Owned exclusively and operated by the farmers of this valley. CONSOLIDATED CREAMERY CO. olh KltCitUM Stw. MmIii 123 xiira LiLttlHAL FEMININE. room the dancefs KHried ' mcrrlly bou rt ' fk ,alklnS qu,et,y - ,n ' « � « ' her fan. merrily about He talked of psychology She toyed with At last she interrupted him Si But hTdo 0 y: u T.kt” in ‘ UUi ° D8hC QU ' ,, ' l0ned going to k ' mc, bm ” “ m0men ‘ ° 1 had h ° lbl « ' hough, ,ha, y„ u were Isn’t intuition wonderful. -o lng T ptoin‘toe w.ndow’T a a; d w.to to%. tri; tor ' th?£X ’ 9 S dent; To whom was Minerva married?’ Wisdom. She wasn’t mnrrTed™ r ° U ,Wlrn ,h “‘ Mlncrva ' he Codeaa of Ooct oir m ' atlame ' but d h | Dk M 14 ° l ° 8 c.imate?’ maciame. but I m doing all I can to save you from It. ” «ny. my dear, he has never called on me.” Juanita; Oh. Earl! I’ nl „ 0 c . c . c . ol(1 .. selves ' A U ' ,dr inK fl — vigorous,y ): ”We„. we ain’t so young our- Page 112 f - - COLLINS STORE niiiiimM HOME OF Distinctive SOCIETY BRAND CLOTHES FOOTWEAR For Mon an l Young Mon la the best procurable with ail the delightful HOLEPROOF HOSIERY touches which make useful For Men, Women ami (liililirn things beautiful and Courtesy, Service and a Square Deal to All! BRADLEY KNTT VALLEY BOOT SHOP GOODS Formerly Getty ' s Boot Shop COLLINS STORE Courtwy Service Quality ttlllllllllllH v._ Sea Captain (to Jim Walton leaning over (he ships rail): S ' mattcr, in ' lad? Weak stomach ? Jim: Heck, ain’t I puttin ' it as far as the rest of ’em?” Normal Oirl Dies From Fating Tablets—Uh. huh! Another case of that rav enoua hunger for knowledge. Normal Girl: John ' s a nice chap, but he ' s ton terribly tight. Ditto: “He isn ' t tight. He ' s simply saving for a rainy day. Rainy Day nothing. Hcs saving for a flood. I can ' t help loving you. No. that wouldn ' t help much. Pastor: “I shall speak on ‘Married Life ' at the morning service, anti ' Eternal Punishment ' in the evening. Simonds: “Aw. don’t repeat yourself. Prof. Stephens: Why are you looking at your watch so ofU.n? Dan S.: I was afraid that you would not have time to flniou your interesting lecture.” Seymour (calling signals): “E4653 ATS. Richards: Somebody has that out. Will this do Just as wellT” —Froth. Gilland (In Book-Store): This book will do half of your work for you.” Walton: Gimme two of ' em. Page 113 WILLIAM SMITHSON COMPANY Eliensburg Washington General Hardware Implements 800-810 North Pearl Street Phone, Main JM) Moser ' s Home of the Hart Schaffner Marx Clothing Clothiers Furnishers Shoeists 4lh anil Fpr’l. Kllcinbiirg SYSTEM. If yuu would win a girlie ' s hand Don ' t follow her each day! You II find It la a better plan. To go the other way. Don ' t ever burn the midnight oil. For that won ' t bring success— Just practice rushing other janes. And yours will aoon say Yes. —Sun Dial He: “Would you scream if I kissed you, little girl?” She: Little girls should be seen and not heard. —Purple Cow. Mr. C ' hanning (teaching history): Where ' s the capital of the United States? Smart Youngster: In Europe. A rag. a hone, and a hank o ' hair, Lipstick, rough, and a baby stare; Talk In terms of cash and klsB— Lo! Behold! The modern miss! ■—Lord Jeff. HEARD IN KAMOLA. My dear, eo glajja come. We wars jus ' talking aboucha. “Thank ya, dear. That’s why I come. REFLEX ACTION. I wanted to kiss Janet last night, so I tried some psychology, Did it work? “No, I gave her the stimulus, hut she reflected too much. —Yale Kecord. Buel: I want to get a diamond ring—platinum, if you please. Salesman: Certainly, sir. Let mu show your our combination sets of three pieces, engagement, wedding and teething rings at 10 per cent dis¬ count. —Judge. The minister was speaking to the small daughter of the house: “You say your sister Helen is the oldest. And who comes after her? Oh. a different fellow most every night.” Page 114 Nocknrw: Which are tlie more destructive, worm or cat rpillers? Bolegs: I don ' t know, old citron, I never had caterplllers. I near some of the profs lead a fast life. I doubt it: none of ' em passed me this year. —Gargoyle. She (iccly): 1 wonder where all the men who can dance are? He (feeling his sore foot!: “In dancing with the girls who can dance. I guess! ' —Medley. Davis: Well, what ' s the idea of cutting if off now when it took so long to grow it? Jack G.: “Of course you saw me catch Ann under the mistletoe during the last dance. Davis: Oil! wouldn ' t she kiss you on account of It? Jack: Not exactly, but she became so unconscious that Bhe lost her gum In it. —Beanpot. Socialist Agitator: Think of the potential musicians who lack the money to buy an Instrument; think of the artists who will never have the opportunity to paint; think of the great-minded ones who cannot study— Fred Martin: “Yea. dammit, that ' s me. —Punchbowl. The silence of the night was unbroken and had been for sometime except for an occasional murmur coming from the porch swing when a voice front out of the upBtalrs window sang out: Wanda, why don ' t you take that young man around to the back of the house so he can see the sunrise? Mr. Fish: Young man. do you know anything about this course? Bill Luff: A little, sir. What would you like to know? W. J. Peed Son M AMT’ACTTHF. IS8 AND DEAI.KIIS —HARNESS —AUTO TOPS SEAT COVERS -AND CUSHIONS Page 115 Page 11 6 FAMOUS MORE ' S A. P.--- --- on Sey - Lawn Soup. “Sure embarrassed the other night. Made a break In (rout of my sir!. Oh, chagrined? No, she laughed! When the donkey saw a sebra He began to switch Ills tall; ••Well, l never! was liia comment, • there ' s a mule that ' s been In Jail!” •Hello. Hello, this Mary? ‘Yea.’’ Do you still love me? Yes. who is it? ' —Humbug. Wendell B.: “That man 1 the t:gltBt person I ever saw.” Francis; “Hush, you forget your¬ self.” Frank M.: How did your play turn out? Sig F.: “Everybody turned and walked out. He stood on the bridge at midnight. The clock was sinking eight. Hie girl walked off with another guy He was just one hour loo late. Ted; What would you do If � be girl on whom you were calling said that she never wanted to aee you again? Disc; “I’d Jump to my feet anl leave. Ted; “Ard let her fall U� the floor? —Lyre. Eswlnite; “Women put up on aw¬ ful bluff, these days. Ditto: “How do you figure? ’ “Why. When 1 started to kiss one the other night.she threatened to call her mother, and when I went ahead, she only sail, ' Oh. Daddy ' . Page 117 r ELLENSBURG PANTORIUM JAS. E. WILSON, Prop. CLOTHES CLEANED PRESSED and REPAIRED HATS CLEANED and BLOCKED Where Prices and Workmanship v.-✓ f -- | Dr. Wiley’s Tribute to Btaftd: Measured by actual nutritive power, there Is no other cbnt- plete ration, which In econ¬ omy, can compare with bread.” Our Bread Has the Cor¬ rect Flavor Eat More Snowflake Bread BOSS BAKERY and GROCERY --- Blanche A.: “Why don’t you come oftener? You have been here only once this month. ' ' Jack G: “You have to take your turn. Jack: I notice in the paper here where it cost a guy In the East IIO.tXHt to call ii girl Honey dear In a letter that he wrole to her. ’ Uarnea (looking up Ironi his epistle): Holy smoke, what a fortune I ' ve sent to my woman In this one!” She swears that she ' s never been kissed. That ' s enough to make anyone swear, ’’ Ilise: Hey. who got my black Bhoe? Tom D,: Don ' t that beat the devil! I’m in the same fix and trying to make an eight o ' clock.” Kissing a girl Is like opening a bottle of olives—If you can get one. the rest come easy. C Crook: What do you say to a tramp on the hill? Dot G.: I never speak to them. Prof, (to student entering class late)— When were you born? Frosli: On the second of April.” Prof: Late again. —Yellow Jacket. “I love chit Iren. “Huh. Pm older than I look. She: He: Page 118 Simon P. Fogarty Company Dry Goode, Draperies, Gloves, Hosiery, Underwear kmjBnsbi no . • - wash. When in need of— FOOTWEAR you may be assured of the latest at Buster Brown Shoe Store PARLOR TRICK. Brunette: Why are you limping? Bobbed Hair: Cause father came In the parlor last night and John dropped me in his baste to leave. —Scalper. Daughter, doesn ' t that yojug man know how to say good night? “Oh. daddy; I ' ll aay he does!’’ She went up in an aeroplane To watch the carburetor; The plane came down, but she was gone Because the aviator. K. Seymour: I hear there ' s a new fraternity on the campus. Bise: Zat so? What ' s its name? ' ' K.: “Damma Phi Nu.” Mary had a little light. It was well trained, no doubt. For every time a fellow called The little light went out. Those tempting lips. Those roguish eyes. That smile of hens. I idolize. And yet. I do not step her out. In fact, it ' s easy to resist her. The reason why Is obvious; She ' s my sister. —Sun Dodger. St. Peter: “You say you were a writer on a college comic magazine? Applicant: Yes. St. Peter. Step into this elevator, please. “How soon does It go up? “It doesn ' t go up; II goes down. Teacher: Johnny, how much is three times three?” Johnny: Nine. Te-cher: That ' s pretty good.” Johnny: Pretty good h---. it ' s perfect. We read, To be faithful, one must be dreadfully in love or dreadfully ugly.” To say the least It must be dreadful. That every dog 9hou ' d have his day We all admit is r ght; But is there a ly reason, pray. To give eai.b cat her night? Page 119 f -- Dr. E. Z. Kreidel Dental Surgeon • —o— Black 1121 Olympia Blk. „_ ) IIuhIihw ' Ion imnouiMT (hr formation —of— The General Insurance Company of America A I’a; tiripntinu Stock i ' «� ni|Miny � MI� rnpilul «lnrk nn«l iir| lu of Two Million Dollar T. L. HENNESS, Agency l.4M’al IIC|ll1‘M‘ll(UllV(‘ a. MORE COMFORTABLE. Kandy M.; C’tnnn, Bill, set up. It seven-thirty, and you ' ll mlsa your biology. Bill C.: Aw. leave me alone. l ' n going to sleep here this morning (or a change. Alto T. (speaking or Glllaudj: He ' s a self-made man. Florence C.i Teh, and darn proud of his maker. ] busted a couple ol riba In my canoe last night. “You shouldn ' t bug the girls so hard. Klliun: You ' ve used the word goot a good many times since I ' ve been talk¬ ing to you. Am I to understand yon to mean anything personal? Lurlnda S.: Goodnesa, no! There are lots of goofs in the world besides you. Jack a,: I am trying to grow a mustache and 1 am wondertng wbat color )t will be when It comes out. Wendell B.. “At the rate it is growing, 1 should think it will be grey. Pardon me, are you one of the English instructors? Gosh No! I got this lie for Xmas. That was uncalled for.” said the tailor as he bung the suit back on the hook. ’ Mrs. Sfmonds: It was just my luck that I was able to get this steak. John S.: It was sure tough luck. Page 120 J. N. 0. THOMSON JEWELER Official Normal Pins Trail Blazer Pins Specialty of Kittitas Blue Agates The latest styles and mountings in jewelry of all kinds Repairing - Engraving _ THIS ONE FOR BLOCKHEADS “Is thl the Woodenware depart¬ ment? • ' Ye . I dunno It 1 am In the right place ” What is it you wish? “My wife l«ld me to get her come lipsticks. ' Excited motorist on the phone: Is this the garage? Garage man: Yes. Healey: Well, send help as l ' re turned turtle. Oarage man: You don ' t want a gar¬ age, you need an aquarium. “Income tax. grumbled the carpet, as dad got busy with his hammer. The other night I took my girl For a walk. She said she was tired. So we sat down In the park. Then she said Her hands were cold. So 1 held them for her. And then She said She was cold all over. So I gave her my overcoat. She hasn ' t spoken to me since. Bise: I ' d like to buy Uti hat in the window. (inland That s not m-eeBgary. They sell It to you over the counter. A Normal girl had a little dog— Mention her name? 1 won ' t! A senior bold remarked, “Some pet!” And she snapped back, I don ' t!” You are quick at repartee. ' said Fred M. 1 hope not. replied ilea ' 2 Wo¬ men who ore quick at repartee usually betray dispositions which leave them slow to marry.” Son: What bring May flowers, pop? Father: April shower , my on. Willie: And what brings April showers, pop ? Father: March engagements, my son. Page 121 Girl: I ' ve got Hot Lips. Absent-minded Gas Seller: Try Zerollne. Miss Allen (to girls in gym clasB): Lots of girls use dumb-bells to get color in their cheek . Donna B.: And lots of girls use color in their cheeks to get dumb-bells. Hubby: Shall I have your lunch brought up on deck, dear? ’ Seasick Wtfey: No. darling. Just have them throw it overboard. It’ll savo time and trouble. Say. Wtfey. that boy our ours In Normal must be gettln ' on purty handy with carpenter tools. What ' s he been doin’? He sea he Jusi made the basketball team. Two students on a train were telling about their abilities to see and hear. The one says: “Do you see that barn over there on the horiaon? ’ Yes.” Can you see that fly walking around on the roof of that barn? No. but I cun hear the shingles crack when lie steps on them. Doctor—Have you taken every precaution to prevent spread of contagion in the family? ltastus—Abs-Iutely doctah. we ' ve eben bought a sanitary cup an’ we all drink from It! r -- { IIIIMii linn ii iiiK piiiiiiii iiiihk hiiii Buy Your Morrison- SHOES Kleinberg Co. —AT— Wholesale H. A. GOTZLAN Hay and Grain WE CARRY THE BUST KM EN8BIIMJ • - - WASH. jU flic I.OWKST 1‘HKKS 408 North Peart St. i i m , i!ii ' PiiiiiM ' ii!iiii ' i mmm v- - j Page 122 HOW TO GET AN EDUCATION Last Night— Archibald learned that a straight comes In ofterner, but is not as useful as a full house. Sidney lesrned that Little Joe sel¬ dom comes when called. Keuban learned to fox trot. Harold learned to kiss a girl. Jack bad a date and learned a lot. Today, they explained to the dean that they liad spent the night studying, and that they had learned a lot. —Wag Jag. Mr. Hinch: Now take this sen¬ tence for example— ' Let the cow out of the lot. -—What mood? Ralph M.: The cow.” Dunne what ' s the matter—couple fellows 1 passed on the campus said ' hello. ' Must be gonna be an election. —Sun Dodger Gilland: I know she loves me. Why. she came down to the station to see me off, Barnes: Bushwah! She wanted to be sure you were leaving town. Did you ever hear a Guy says he was Craiy about a girl and after You saw the girl you Decided that he Was right? —Froth. Jack: Did you ever understand a woman?” Wendell: Once. Jack: How come? Wendell; She said. ‘No ' Gtlland: My mouth Is my for¬ tune.” Groom: Why be so extravagant?” Shef playfullyj: “Let me chew your gum. He (more playfully): Which one. upper or lowe: Page 123 ( - ' IQR BETTER TELEPHONIC SERVICE AI ' I ' LY THK GOLDEN rile OX PARTY LINKS —O— There is no better place to prac¬ tice the Golden Rule than in the use of party telephone lines. The best plan to rollow Is to put yourself in the place oi the other users or the line and govern your¬ self accordingly. No matter whether you called or were called to the phone you must not use the party line more than fire minutes at a time. As soon ns your time is gone, you should say: “I believe our five minutes are up. I ' ll call your later. KLLKXSBVRG TELEPHONE COMPANY __ .) REMARKABLE REMARKS OF REMARKABLE PEOPLE. Jim Walton: “I wasn t born with shoes on. E. P- Oilland: The real prohibitionist is the man who consume liquor to get rid of It. “Bobbie Ponton: “I never sit on a man b right hand in an automobile. Mr. Smyser: “There are no more men married than women. John Simonds: It Is cheaper to get marrietf than to get a dog tax. Miss Wllmarlh: “I would rather have girls smoke than flirt. Blanche Adams: I bobbed my hair bo that I could catch a man. w. Geer: It ' s worth $20 a month to hear the remarks made at the Eswin Hall dinner table. Mr Fish: When I was camping last summer I laid awake one night to see how many things I could hear. Helen Lowe: “I was raised on sonnets. Elsa Smith: I always give the men good grades. Mr. Stephens: “Twenty-five years ago my great-grandmother wore short dresses. A lady was entertaining her daughter ' s caller who was Just back from a summer outing. The conversation had been somewhat spasmodic and finally she decided to try him Oi some of the new books. Have you read ‘Freckles, ' Mr. Johnson? she ventured. No. ma’am, he stammered, blushing, mine are the brown kind. He— Well, at least you ' ll have to admit Normal men know how to spend money. ” She—“That must he why they so seldom practice it. Page 124 OUR LIBRARY GUIDE. Park your hat and coat on the tire hose In the hall. Don ' t laugh out loud while rending n hook—unless you happen to be a friend of the author. Don ' t flirt with the girl attendants at the desk—the Blue Roum is reserved for that. Don ' t alt on one niagasine while reading another—especially in hot weather. Avoid stepping on the Firat year students, they are not here of their own free will. Don ' t oversleep and get locked In. Advance cautiously toward the door when leaving In order to prevent a broken nose. When they begin to turn out the lights, that means ‘Closing time. ' Or. in other wor ds, wake up and go home. Check out a half-dozen books to take with you—you may meet an instructor in the hall. We heard recently of a poet who wrote about the window in his soul. and wondered If he was any relation to the guy who had a pane In his stomach. My heart is In the ocean, cried the poet. You ' ve got me beat. said his seasick friend as he leaned over the rail, Wc asked our girl to go to church Sunday night, but her mother invited lier- relf along—so we went to church! —Whirlwing. Harold M. “And where did you see him milking the cow?” ' Speed ' B. A little past the center, sir. —Gargoyle. --� 114 E. 4th St. Phone Main til) Dr. Wm. Uebelacker H. B. Carroll Phone Main 191 —Real Estate —Insurance Olympia Block —Surety Bonds Farm Loans - t - t s When You Think DR. L. H. WALKER —of— OSTEOPATHIC Shoe Repairing Think of Us PHYSICIAN AND Sl ' RGBON Star Shoe Shop Elii.ENSBlTMJ, WASH. WORK GUARANTEED Corner Oh anil line St, w. _ k. J Page 125 C,™j , !T0,UES WE BEV ™ HEAR ■� . � ‘ -r Tou „„ . JttX zx£,t£.VJ2S . , „. d .. a ,„ „ 1 lt .:: zzzx: izr. l, « tL 0 ] W “ ‘ h ' a W,y Prot - 1 waa to ° ' • to Study last night so , didn ' t � rd0n 9tePPin OUr ,eet: y ° know ' � « Poor dancer and can’, ou need tht mo y ° U � you wish. come aroiJm , „ ny 1 had a dale with Walter Moult last nlrl,. es. we boys n t Eawtn i i It-a such a nice davTi., y r ,lre • � :• p. m And Otlland never said ,he d«� 8. { don ' t why , h e boy don t Ilk knowT’ ' I never ditched a class In my life kn ° W 1 am ,h Pities, slrl In schoot Hildebrandt Furniture Co. —O- M’lien you think of trade think of Hildebrandts 1 ttlt-h ' Kn MAIV and Tilll{I MAI X 7J4 Dr. Jesse Barnhart Veterinary Sur geon Office Phone Main 17 Residence Black 2671 Ellens burg Wash. Page 126 f -- -- THE F. E. Craig Frank Fitterer C. A. White FARMERS BANK THE CRAIG FITTERER COMPANY Real Estate Insurance Farm Ilians Member Federal Reserve System OUR MOTTO A square deal always and your money ' s worth evcrytlme - I lust love to go to school these nice spring days. I forgot to come to dinner last night, I was studying. No, I never answered here for any one else in my life. Yes. Wendell is awfully afraid of the girls. No, dear, 1 haven ' t kissed any other girls since last night. No, Mr Editor, 1 don t care what you put in the annual about me. Yes. he told me that he didn ' t like the Normal because he didn ' t like girls. You don ' t need to bring me candy because 1 really don ' t like it. 1 flunked every course last quarter because I don ' t want to graduate. No! 1 haven ' t a bid to the Snow Hall and don ' t expect to get one because I don ' t bat at all with the girls. No. Dad. I ' m not studying very hard and school work la easy. Yea, we wrote this section and hope you will like il. our names are- and- Yes. thiB story ia complete in this issue Her: Cancha name all the president ? He: Not now, there’s too many of them. Her: But I could, when I was sixteen years old. He: “Yes. hut there were only about 10 of them then. Alto T (admiring beautiful sunset): My! What a wondniui sun. Roy T. (fervently): “Yes, and you ' re quite a daughter yourself. —Sun Dodger. Ulgley: Say. you ' ve used my two-bit bar of soap. Bill C.: “Come on, old man, you can’t call that a dirty trick. Page 127 How About It? DID yon ever ♦ 4 ■ ( ' AIX up your only hope ♦ ♦ ♦ AXIi have her guess ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ A l she names everyone ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ HIT you. ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ AM then you tell her ♦ ♦ AM Instead of getting a thrill ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ FROM the receiver you set ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ A chill. ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ Bl ' T finally you get up enough nerve ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ TO NAY, How ' s for a date, ♦ ♦ A ♦ AM she hesitates ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ AMI asks, ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ WIIO is going ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ AXD where to ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ AXII who ' ll he there ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ AXD what kind of music ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ AXD you lose your wind ♦ ♦ ♦ TISYIXG to answer her. ♦ AXD THKX she hesitates once more ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ AXD FINALLY says that 4 ' ■ 8HK HAH a dale she thinks ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ BIT isn ' t sure. •� « SO YOl ' say. “We’d better make it Dry Goods Ready-to Wear Clothing, Hats Furnishings for Men and Boys True Shape Hosiery Musing Underwear I’aliner Garments Silk Lingerie Modart Corsets Interwoven Hose Hardeman Hats Arrow Shirts and Collate Oregon City Products R. B. Wilson Co. Cooper Clothes Page 128 1he Capital CoogntultU «he MuJcnt of the Normal School on their progr«t iv n«9f in tfettintf out their Annual. It require sac¬ rifice and work, all cheerfully iveti through their loyalty to the aehool. Thi loyalty can only he inspired by a fac¬ ulty which i keenly alive to the development of all that ia best in student activities. - SO.MK other time,” ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ AMI she seeing overjoyed at . THK thought, ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ AM) YOU slam down the receiver ♦ ♦ ♦ AM) Immedla ' elr ro cut ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ AND ltlclt over THK library table? ♦ ♦ ♦ DID you? Dr. Munson: Can you suggest any means whereby I can Improve my lec¬ tures?” Voice from mar: Have you tried selling them as lultabye? Just because a man falls In love with a widow by the name of Elisa¬ beth who has two children could you say that he gets a second hand I-lzsie and two run-abouts?” Why Is that football player bo poor in his studies?” Because he ' s used to hitting ' em low.” Father: Mary. Is that young man there yet?” Daughter: No, father, but he ' s getting there. Rrrrrri rrrrrrrrrrr-i-n-g. Hello. XTZ Fraternity? ' Yes.” Is Harold there?” No. Ia Dave? I ' m afraid not. Then Kandy? I ' m sorry. ‘Well, I ' m awfully lonesome. Won’t you come over?” “Ah-thanks.” “By the way. who is this?” The Janitor. HANG! BANG. Little Miss Rounder Sat at u counter. Eating a chocolate parfalt; Then a cake-eating fool Took the very neat atool. And soon he had two cheeks to pay. ’age 12!) There was a young man named Mar¬ quette. Who hated the flappers that puette; So he took out a jane Whom he thought was quite tame. And he hasn’t got oyer It yuctte —Sun Dodger. Blse: So she refused you.” Healey: That ' s the Impression I received.” Blse: Didn’t she actually sav ‘no’? ' Healey: No. she didn t. All she said was ’Ha-ha-ha! —Sun Dodger. The living room is not the loving room. Nor In I he Blue Room the place for ■Hues. You Said a Mouthful. Love Smitten Youth:” Her teeth are like stars. Cynic: “Do they come out at night. ' —Bearskin. Why 1. a country boy like a pair of dirty shoes?” ’’They both need polishing. Minnie M.. (to Mitch): How does my nose look—does it need powder? Mltcli- No Minnie, it ' s immense-- simply Immense! She was a Brainy girl And so every time He took her out. They said He had a good head On his shoulders. Sny. did you ever take chloroform?’’ “No, what hour docs it come? ‘Vhal are your liorea for the f tore? asked the solemn man. I have none Just now, replied tl youth. Tomorrow my girls’ birt day and I am worrying about the pre ent. He: Blessed a- the pure and chaBte. She Yes the purer you are the less you are chased. Page ISO FAMOUS TRICKS. Normal Book Exchange TKXT HOOKS and CLASS ROOM SUPPLIES At Your Service Dirty __ Last ■ed again. H«l«n le Have yuu i-rer read To n Ftold- Moust-’?” “No! How do you get them to listen?’’ “Why don ' t you pick up your feet. she asked Of the would-ti dancing hound. “I do.” he said, but I cannot find A place to put them down.” Frank It. What part of the body is the fray, frasor? Hinch: “Fray? What are you talk¬ ing about? Well, this book say lranho was wounded in the fray.” —Panther. They stood in the dark hallway. in- vlsable, l� ut not unheard. To mother’s listening ear caintt in low. sweetly broken tones, ‘Oli, Elton. I never before realized the power of the press.” This proof of the ' r interest In Jour¬ nalism sent her reassured to bed. ■—Dirge. He: Edith ' s crowd reminds me of the Northwest Mounted Police.” She: “Why?” He: They always get their man!” Nurse: Well, it’s a girl.” Father (with keen foresight): “And | just eold the porch swing this morning.” Jones: “Do the Irish believe In dancing?” O ' Hara: “Why man. we have a Patron Saint for it. ' Jones: “Who it It?” O’Hara: Saint Vitus.” Mother’s voice: re you entertain¬ ing Harold? Daughter- No. we ' re Just talking Pare mi MY ROOM MATE. I wear all bis clothing; And watch where he goes. I know all his secrets That no one else knows. I know What he thinks: I know what he drinks; I borrow from him When my pocetbook shrinks. I steal his smokes. And laugh at ufs jokes; — But if he be rays me I hope that lie chokes FOR— He knows what 1 know; He knows what I owe; He may be a friend. He may be a foe. He camps on my trail. And he reads all my mail; He cusses me out Each day without fail. There’s only one thing That makes my heart sing— 1 took out his girl— She’s wearing my ring. DEDICATED TO JACK GORLINE Slowely the roses droop and die; (Where is the lore we knew of old?) Slowly the sun-bright day go by. (Little white love, so cold, so cold.) Dark are the leaves on the weary ground. Sad are the winds in the still, gray glen; Slowly the year goes Its listless round Over again. Somewhere the sunbeams dance and play; (Where ia the love that used to thrill?) Snnn-where the riotous roses sway. (Little white love, so still, so still.) Somewhere the skies of young April shine Bright as the heavens we prayed to (hen Somewhere you’re pulling the same old line Over again, —Saturday Evening Post Page 132 Durant Star Just Real Good Cars Worth the Money CENTRAL MACHINE WORKS Main (tH 120 Main St. Ki.i.Kxsnrm; v_ J I thought that show was well worth the money.” You must have gone in on a pass then.” So Mr , naiig bad several fits last week?” Yes.” “Dili she call a doctor?” No—a dressmaker.” Here’s to the girls, the good glrla— Not too good. For the good die young. And we don ' t like dead ones. What are you going to pul in your girl ' s stocking for Xmas? ' Nothing. I like what ' s in it now prelty well!” Bobby P.: Do you get along well wilh Clifford? Dote G.: Fine, we sit together In Harmony. Killian (speaking of Ruel); “That guy reminds me of a river. How ' s that? Hla mouth is bigger than his head,” Spring fever is like love; If you giro in to It you ' ll be sorry, and if you re¬ sist you are a blamed fool. It ' s always the pretty woman With whom we lore to marry. But being sane and human ' TIb the homely girl we ' ll marry. For we know she won ' t run off With Tom or Dick or Harry. —Phoenix. She: I ' m all unstrung.” He: What ' s the matter? Forget your line?” —Purple Cow. Klddo: I bet I can look into your eyes without laugbln longer than you can look into mine.” Kidder: I ' ll bet you can too. Think bow much funnier your face Is than mine. I have the sweetest girl. Who never has much to say. And I ' ve often wondered If she ' d always be that way. —Beanpot. Page 133 TIME TO GO. 1( she wants to piny or sing. It ' s time |o go; IT o ' re your watch she’s lingering. it ' s time to go; If she wants your signet ring, Frat house pin and everything, (Speak, of Death, where is thy sting?) It ' s time to go. If the parlor clock strikes two. It’s time to go; if her father drops a shoe, It’s t ime to go. Dumb: When you laugh, you show your teeth. Dumber: Well, when you laugh, you show your Ignorance.” Lashes to lashes Dust to dust If she puckers her lips Then in God we 11 trust. —Puppet Darwin says that Men come from apes, Hut I think Some come from fishes. Since there are Shrimps and whales. Sharks, Blue fish and hlowflsh. As welt as Lobsters and crabs. “How is it that 1 find you kissing my daughter, sir?” I don ' l know, sir. unless it’s that you wear rubber heels.” Prof. Stephens: Strange, your reci¬ tation reminds me of Quebec. Joe M : How come? Prof.: Built on a bluff. Mother (aside): Edna, your collar looks tight.” Edna: ”Oh, but Mother, he isn’t.” Tell Your Friends To Stop At The St. Regis Ellensburg Dr. Otto Klug OFTHOMOI XJIST QUALITY If it is QUALITY goods you want ai fair prices go to CHA8. E. 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SOPHICAL ' S FHUNNY PHRASES Age comes before beauty, at least to some women. ... A liberal education tor a son means an education in liberality Tor a tamer. a comedy is a tunny story; a tragedy 1. a tunny story told to the same man t win . n income ta Is a test of character, not ot income. I heard a wonderful argument against marriage the other day. A man and his ,f ' ' I te m us t ak c considerable effort for some people to be as stupid as they are. People do not mind being fooled half as much aB they do rl d,nR A man l« nerer truelv famouB until somebody begins to parody his stuff. The man who knows it all is willing to share his knowledge. The only thing for which life furnishes sufficient time is growing old. One of the moat remarkable things in the world is the number of people who Rr ' Many of the Minvicts at Walla Walla write poetry--but that isn ' t what they WCn Wbrni’a man Veila a woman that she is pretty, she believes him even if she knows lhat he is lying. Simonds: You know, last year the doctor told me it I didn t stop smoking I’d be feeble-minded.” tlarreti: Well, why didn ' t you stop? Eswlnite: Last night Mary told me i wa.Th. ' first man who had ever kissed hcr ' Kamolatte: Too bad the dear girl got such a poor start. Page 135 3llllliil iiiweto ii in i mrnm IUMI IIIMIIillMlM Pautzl e 5 Studio Ansco Cameras and Supplies of All Kinds Professional Services Given Your Kodak Finishing Photos for Applications and All Purposes Photos in Your Annual Taken by This Studio She latter the quarrel): Anil I never want to see you again. You ' ve rolihed me of all my regard tor (treat men and established traditions. You ' re a mean brute. You’re a—an Iconoclast! He: Iconoclast, my gosh, woman! I’m a good, honest Presbyterian! —Sun Dodger. He: Is that you, darling? She: “Yea. Who la this?” — Gliwt Some of these guya who have the Idea that they get by ao wonderfully with the wliumen ought to hear themselves discussed some evening at Kamola Hall ' Twas near the end of the period and the head of the department was In despair for the class, so she hurled this at them: I ' ve told you all I know and you don ' t know anything yet. —Whirlwind. If too deep for me?” grumbled the absent-minded prof, as he fell Into the open man-hole. Page 136 - i -- Wo Are Tl� c Northwestern Distributors Of Syracuse China We Are Here to Please The Ladies and Misses Vitrified, ICnlldNl ICdtfe, Plain White and Decorated o- We will be pleased to quote you, or furnish specifications on this line in OUR SPECIALTY WOMEN’S APPAREL I ' XDKRGUZK. I.IVP’.S, PRINTS, ' BUSTS, lore. _Q_ —O—• M. SELLER COMPANY Hotel and lUwtaurant Pe|it. Seattle, Wn� hingtnn v_ ; P. Kreidel Co. CONDENSED MESSAGE. “Ooooh, Agnes, wot does a carnation mean in the language of the flowers?” “Who sent you some? “My steady. Huh—from a contented calf. ' The other day Kridolph showed up in the Physics Lab. with a complicated set of gears and wheels which he called a perpetual motion machine- I Just brought this In to show you. Mr. Bibb. It ' s a perpetual motion machine. You see these wheels are so heavy that when you once start ' em goln they Just keep on turning, and they’ll lift or pull whatever you want.” Yes. said Mr Bibh. “But how shout gravity?” T’ell with gravity, we ' ll use lots of grease. One evening a carnival visited Kphrata. Tom Davis and Albert Bise were tak¬ ing in the sights, and happened Into the bowiv knife thrower ' s tent. Blse had never seen anything like It before but when the lady took her place and the man started throwing his knifes at her he immediately was greatly Interested- He kept per¬ fectly silent until the man had thrown the last knife, but as it stuck Into the wood not less than a fraction of an inch from the ladle ' s bead he turned to Tom and whispered huskily. My God. Tom He missed her again!” Clarence Dc Witt: Are you familiar with John Masefield? Margaret W.s What do you mean? I’m never familiar with anyone. ' Will you love me all the time. John? Why. Eleanor, 1 couldn ' t. We ' d both get tired ot It. Page 137 They were seated on a little rustic bench. The moon shone through the trees. All at once the girl timidity said, “.lack. dear. I can ' t understand why you lavish all your affections tn me above all other girls in the world. Why is it? Hanged if I know, he replied, and all the other fellows down at the hall say that they can ' t make it out either. Senior: Say. Junior, do you know who I am? Junior: “No. Don’t you? Walton on his way weal. He stopped at a small cottage and knocked at tho door. The old lady who opened the door was a good sort. She asked him into the kitchen and placed before him a nicely cooked meal and asked him why he did not go to work. “I would,” replied Jim. “if i had the tools.’’ “What tools do you want?” inquired the old lady. “A knife and fork. said hungry Jim. Some of the . tudents in Miss Smith’s Psv. 7 class had given an examination to the rest of the class. When Mr. Croom brought the graded papers to Miss Smith she noticed that one of the papers was marked 101 per cent. She here. Mr. Croom. she asked. What basts did you base your test on?” “Why. 100 per cent.” “Then how does this paper happen to be marked 101 per cent? Oh, you tee, answered Mr. ( ' room, Walton answered one question we didn ' t ask, Mr. Channlng: “1 ean’t find tny wife unywhere. What shall I do? The Floorwalker: Just atari talking to our pretty assistant over there. -- r “- Sec The COMPLETE HOME Furnishings iiiiiiilillH ' Hiiiiiniiiiiiiim iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii K. E. Laundry Quality and Service Mil in 40 —at— Fittere Bros. MCJiiJiMMinniiiiiiiiiiiiiirifiM: i r -___:_ , Page 138 t - 1 r-- lll!llllllllllllllllllllllilllllllllllllt[|||lllllllll!l!l!l The The Smart, Reynolds Motor Company well dressed girl always caters to the exclusive mil- Studebaker Cars linery shops ror the new and proper head dress. Tires, Tubes and We meet your require- Accessories ments In all lines of hats. Service for All Makes — 0- of Cars THE SMART SHOP Storage Washing llrnuty Parlor on Ilalrony Marrelllntf a Speciality 505 N. Pearl St. Phone M. 15 _ _ t It was a liot sultry day In summer. Seven car were lined up in front of « busy filling station. Third from the end stood « leaking, steaming, rattling little five-passenger. In due time the little five- passenger found Itself parallel with the gas pipe. How many? the man asked Impatiently. One. answered Earl A. with the air of a Rockefeller. One? What chn ' tryiu’ to do. Wean it?” Mrs. Quigley: When 1 made my first pancake it dropped in fire, and my father suid that 1 would be a very good cook. Mr. Quigley (Absent mindedlyl: And were you, my dear? Beusch waa In a play In which he had to Jump from a twelve-fool cliff to (he ground which v.as hidden behind the scenes, he paid Morgan to be there and catch him when he landed. The Lime came for the jump and seeing Morgan on the rpot lie sprang carelessly Into the void; down he sailed swiftly through the air. and crash! he struck the hard floor with terrible Impact, for Morgan, stepping back—had failed him. Why didn ' t you catch me? he moaned. I wanted to, ’ said Morgan, but you didn ' t bounce. Prof. Stephens (in Ethicsc I will lecture today on liars. How many have read the twenty-fifth chapter? Nearly all of the class raised their hands. That’s fine. You ' re the very group to whom I wish to speak. There are only twenty-four chapters in the book. Kswinite (wriiing home): How do you spell ' financially ' ? Ditto; “Fl-n-a-n-c-t-a-l-l-y. and are there two ' r ' s ' in embarrassed. Page 139 f --- r -v INVESTIGATE WILSON CASH the GROCERY Ford Weekly KOIl QUALITY Purchase Plan PRICE It’s Easy to SERVICE Own a Ford Staple and Fancy Groceries J. KELLEHER UN East Fourth St. i__ Hubby dear. said Mrs. Bibb, who Is about? tills Violet Ray you ' re alwaya talking Remember. Jack. I always love like tliia. she sighed aa she nestled a little closer to him. Yea! Yes! murmured he. absently. So I ' ve heard! So I ' ve heard! Doggon thiB here anti-trust movement.” growled the irrepressible student as he glared at I he chaperone. Geer: “Why as sober as a convention of donkeys in a morgue, Dean? Aren ' t exams over? George: Over nothin’! They ' re over my head, that ' s what. Tetpperly: Did you ever get overseas? Martin: Nope—never got a grade above a ‘D’.” Watton stopped at a house on hla hike went and said, “Will you give me a sandwich for my starving companion, here? Lady: Here ' s a sandwich, hut keep your companion. Gentlemen: I see that you are advertising a book called “Clams and How They Teach There Young to Expectorate. $1 net. Will say that I don ' t care about the book, but I enclose one dollar for that net. Charles Lowery. Wife (coming in w ' th a lot of bundles): Oh. my! 1 never had aueli an un- satlBfactory day ' s shop ' ing. Husband: I suppose you were trylug to get something for nothing. Wife: Yes. dear: 1 was hunting for a birthday gift for you. Page HO AWFUL The klsa is moat Unhygenlc; Then let us start An epidemic! “1 it hard to work a kodak?” 1 once asked a bright young chap. And my Joy was overpowering When he answered ll ' s a snap.” Austa: What is the difference be¬ tween a fish and a fool? Helen L.: “1 don ' t know. I ' ll bite. What is the difference? Well, if you ' ll bite there Isn ' t any. ' Wendell: “I’m a bachelor by choice. Frances T.: Yes; ladies ' choice.” Clifton C.: You look awful good in that snapshot.” Dot G.: “I ought to. Dad was looking right at me when It was tak¬ en. A TWO-LINE JOKE. Her line. Ills line. —Chaparral Etwinlte: “Would you care to go to the dance Saturday night? ‘ Kamola Girl; Sure thing. Well—would you buy your ticket from me? He: Haven ' t I seen you somewhere before? She: Yes. I had the chair next to yours at the barber ' B yestedray. Edna Biles: What did you do last night? Frances P.: “Nothing. - Enda Biles: “How did you know when to ijuite? Sig F.: “I want some sox to wear for good. Salesman: Try a pair of these— they ' ll last almost that long. YOUNG MEN AND WOMEN Open a saving account of 2Sc a day and you can create an estate of $2,000 by purchasing an gndowment Policy of the UNION CENTRAL LIFE INSURANCE CO.. Cincinnati, Ohio. All forms of Life Insurance issued For full particulars, call or write Andrew J. Flummerfelt 20 W. 4th St. Kllunsbnrjf Represent ' rg UNION CENTRAL LIFE INS. CO. PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS W. F. Webster CANDY SOFT DRINKS SMOKE SUPPLIES Try Our Pocket Billards and Snooker Tab’.es V._ _ ' Pape HI VISIT Schultz’s Parlor —for— K E CREAM SPECIALTIES FOUNTA IN REFRESH M ENTS CHOCOLATES AND CANDIES SCHULTZ’S BARS PICNIC LUNCHES After Theatre Dainties ' I killed two Norwegians, said Art, the county seat: dere de pl e oirUy. 8al l Just,ce - You v � l have to go to L� .. like . „„ c| „ |Bit mu| biiinesa. ' ‘ y h hon ‘ ,r ' whcn ,h «‘ women gits for me she means Hone: Mule: ,. Vhal ,he l,8e ° any longer? Oh, Just to get a couple more kicks out of life. ”1 made Jack fall in love Stringing him along, eh? with me by playing my harp.” Holt, “Im of: lha women.’ Tatman: How so? Holt: They’re every night?” a bunch’s drunks- why ev.n the Statue of Liberty gets lit up I’age 142 r J%p Hotter TOuui or (Particular (Tropic Tlrw Engraving in Huy Annual ww mode ty w. We al t expect to handle ttu; Eki r avine ' lot die next Annual .for a j a rule, out ctvtoroev compliment « • fcy placing their renewal otdev in out hand CISTERN mmmm mm 2030 ' Jt iA Awttue comer ilonora Street P.0.Doxl?� SEATTLE • Page 143 LOVE ' S BLINDNESS. He kissed me and we parted. So tilled with ecstasy. That he fell o� er a hydrant And I ran against a tree —Judge. IF THIS IS SO, WHY NOT? 1 never go with college girls. I never make a date. I ' m never fussing on the lawn Or saying, “ain ' t love great? I never take one to a dance, The reason s plain to se� , 1 never go with girls, because The girls won ' t go with me —Dirgo. What ' s this. roared the farmer, as he observed the newly-employed hand basking in the shade of an apple tree with his daughter at 11 a. m. 1 thought you said that you never got tired.” I don’t,” replied Russ G. This doesn t tire me. ADOLESCENCE. Youth and maid in the fragrant wood; They walked and talked. Who wouldn ' t ? A kiss might be ’twas understood, And yel, somehow, It couldn ' t; For he was frelghtcncd leal he would— And she was afraid he wouldn ' t. —Judge. He: “Yes, I certainly got tired of all the girls I know. They ' re keen al¬ right and they sure can dance and they know how to sling a mean line, they ' re good dressers and a fellow always feels like a million dollars when he ' B out with one but Just the same 1 gel tired of them. She: And what attracted you to me? He: “Oh, you ' re so different. —Parakeet, She 1: “Oh, what an evil joke! She 2: Why, 1 can ' t see it!” She 1: Sh-a. Neither can I. but It ' s in a college magazine. —Widow. Page 144 ----- FLLENSBURG THEATRE Road Attractions Vaudeville and Feature Photoplays —o— Wurlitzer Organ WHKIIK THE ri llUr KNOWS IT SKKS GOOD SHOWS _ THE DIFFERENCE. 1 have the sweetest Kiri, Who never has much to say. Ami I ' ve often wondered If she ' d always be that way. Prof: “The examination today will be of the yes and no type.” Stude: “Oh, darn ' . And I forgot to bring a penny. If she sweetly says to you. ••Slay a little longer, do! Get your hat and then shiddoo— It ' s time to go. HEARD THROUGH A CRACK IN THE DOOR Masculine Voice: Please! ,, M. V.: “Aw. come on—he a spon. F. V.: Nope. M. V.: “Aw. please—Just this oncer F V.: Positively NO!! M V • “Aw. Bee. Mom. all the other fellows are gonna wear pants ’n 1 always have lo ' lke a M - What ' s the difference between a girl and a Vlctroln? •Well, a Vlctrola runs down. I ' m not sticking to facts. said toe stamp on the letter the student was writing to his dad. —Gargoyle. FAMOUS BIDES . Coo. Hoard Charlstou. Dollar Stephens. “In time of trial. said the preacher, what brings us the greatest com- rortT” “An acquittal, ' reapo � ded a person who should never have been admitted. To the pessimist, life is Just one yes¬ terday after anotlar. To the optimist, life Is Just one to¬ morrow after another. To the realist, life is one todsy after _ —Judge another. Page H5 FAMOUS STONES. Birth -—. ...... wall. Purl __ . tace. Head . Mr. Illnch. Your theme. Mr. Ilob- inson, is to contain a minimum of three thousand words.’ Frank: Good Lord. Professor! I doubt if I know half that many. “What If it gets dark before we gtt back to camp? “We can begin blaring our trails. Eftle: “When Walter found the lip¬ stick how did he know it was yours?” Lorinda: You foolish goose, don’t you think he knows the taste of it by this time?” Lila: “May I borrow your beaded belt, dear? Helen L.: Certainly. But why this formality of asking permission ?” Llllla: “1 can ' t find it. Leah P.: Gee, you look funny in that hat!” Terry: What’s the matter with It? Leah P.: Oh. it isn ' t the hat.” Morgan: Has Cowan any hob¬ bies? Beusch: Yes. women.” Morgan: Anything else. Beusch: More women. Clark: “Did you interview the speaker?” Garrett: “Yes. Clark: What did he say? Garrett: “Nothing. Clark: I know that. But how many columns of It? FAMOUS LANDS. Gil .— . lady. “My ...—! _ lubber. Po . Congratulations to each and every member of the 1923 class and our sin ' cere wish for your success in the im- portant field of w r ork you are now entering. J. W. CUMMINS JKWKI.KIt St. I tog is Hotel lildg. - ( - ' New Money The community’s health is its wealth to a greater ex¬ tent than its money, and to handle its wealth, care for its health, we use practical¬ ly fill new money. THE NATIONAL BANK OF ELLENSBURG Member of the Federal Reserve System Oldest Bank In the County - _ Va.no 14S WOMEN. Women are dear and women are queer; Men call them, with a laugh, The female of the species. Or a husband ' s better half. They slug their praise in many ways. They flatter them—but. oh. How little they know of Woman Who only women know! Now women are pert and women will flirt. And they ' re catty and rude and vain; And sometimes they ' re witty and sometimes they ' re pretty— And sometimes they ' re awfully plain. But Woman is rare beyond compare. The poets tell us so; How little they know of Woman Who only women know! Women are petty and women are fretty. They try to hide their years; They steadily nag and nervously rag. And frequently burst into tears. But Woman la gracious, serene and calm, Above all tricks or aria. Her sympathy a like a soothing balm To sad and sorrowing hearts. Women are very perverse and contrary. They will contradict you flat; Ch. women I ' ll call the devil and all. There ' s no denying that! But Woman, oh. men. Is beyond our ken. Too angelic for mortals below; How little they know of Woman Who only women know! .—Saturday Evening Post. Bandy Mueller coming out of ether in the ward after an operation, ex¬ claimed. Thank goodness that ' s over! Don ' t he too sure, said the man in the next bed. They left a sponge in me and had to cut me open again. A patient on the other side said. Why. they had to open me, too. to find one of their instruments. Just then the surgeon who had op¬ erated on Bandy aluek his head in the door and yelled: “Has anybody seen my hat? Randy tainted. That girl reminds me of a graph. Why? “She has a calculated line. Page 147 The Washington National Bank Ellensburg. Wash. Capital 100,000 Surplus $25,000 Member Federal Reserve System We invite your account A Bank of Personal Service Wheeler Drug Store Prescription Druggists Agents Eastman Kodak We do our own developing HIT East Fourth St. Dr. S. M. Farrell DENTIST HlTMiKOX Zwieker Dhlg. Office M. 147 Home II. —H72 BOOST FOR THE ELLENSBURG NORMAL SCHOOL “You say everything alive must be either a plant or an animal? Well then, what about u lire wire? Oh, you aee that cornea from an electric plant.” Many girls think they are religious because they are fouil of hints. Buell: “Oh. I could just die dancing.” Francis P.: I ' d rather drown than be tramped to death. ’ Prof, Stephens: When was the automobile first mentioned In the Bible? Slg F.: When KlIJrh crested the river Jordan by a Ford and went up on high.” Time will surely fly. said the crow as he swallowed the Ingersoll. Plumbing of Quality At the Right Price It Will Pay You to See MODERN PLUMBING CO C. It. HOItta.NS. Prop. Kasheteria 119 Fourth Street Main 71 1 ' age 148 THE ORIOLE C. H. HEARIN Drop In after the show t ' AX DIES, ICE CREAM, Cl ' T FLOWERS. PLANTS. BTC. ,_ r — T. W. FARRELL Wholesale Hav and Grain Kimiiii 9 Olympia Blink w.___ f -- Nash Automobiles OKXERAti, GOODYEAR AX’D FIRESTONH TIISES AND TIRES WE APPRECIATE YOCR PATRONAGE B. J. FREEMAN AUTO CO MAIN I as i.- • r ' A. A. Bergan Plumbing and Heating To Give Satisfaction Is Our Greatest Asset l«5 K. 3th St. Main 18 _ J THE SUNDAY SCHOOL PICNIC How dear to my heart are the Sunday- school picnics. When sad recollection presents them to view! The thunder-storm, mud-holes, the chlggcrs. the wood ticks, And other darned things to make one feel blue. The spot In the “wildwood” where we thought we ' d try it. The wide spreading branches which shaded one ' s head; The ants and the bugs that crawled over and by it. And into the eals nn the ground, that we ' d spread. The Sunday school picnic, the heart¬ breaking picnic. The dodgaated picnic, remembered so well! —Judge. jehnny: Grandpa, can you help me with this problem? Grandpa - I could dear; but 1 don ' t think it would he right. Johnny: I d on ' t suppose it would, but take a shot at it. anyway. Mi s Skinner: Would you care to join our class in domestic science and modern housekeeping? Mona Foster: I don ' t know, Does it Include a course in how to land a man to keep house for? THE IMITATOR. Mr. Stephens: What do you mean by such insolence? Are you In charge of this class or am I? Henry Cable: (humbly)—I know I ' m net lu charge, sir. “Very well, if you ' re not in charge, then don ' t try to act like a conceited ass. —Williams Purple Cow— Lou Collins: What bell is that? Tom Davis: The one right up there on the wall. —Octopus. Ray T.: I hope you like me. little one; I aim to p ' ease. Frnn P.: Well, you ' re a rollen shot! Pago 1VJ Ellensburg Normal School Has Much to Offer Students In addition to being recognized as one of the finest Normal Schools in the entire United States from a scholastic viewpoint, the Kllenshurg Normal offers countless other advantages that have made it popular ith students who come Imre from every county in Washington. The institution is located in one of the most scenic sections of the state, where attractive sjmts abound, all easily accessible by hikers or motoring parties. Either short or long trips can 1m enjoyed throughout three seasons. Fine hunting and fishing here. hi the campus students can participate in all the recognized sports for both men and women and social activities occupy an important part in school life here. Encashing, tlm home of the Normal, is a Imautiful city of 5,000, well lighted, with many miles of paved streets, most of which are trimmed with shade trees. The city is located on both the Northern Pacific and Chicago, Milwaukee St. Pnul Railways, and on three tinuscoutinenta! highways, making access easv from either side of tlm state by rail or motor ear. The attendance at the institution has more than doubled during the past three years, the enrollment dur¬ ing tlm present year, 1923, being 104 men and 4H2 women. Students enjoy themselves nt Ellensurg. The Teaching Profession Offers Opportunities Graduate ' s of the Etlensburg State Normal School are always in demand. If you are considering entering the teaching field, plan to come to Ellensburg. COURSES OFFERED A one year course leading to a Normal School Elementary Certificate, valid in Washington for two years. A two year course leading to a Normal School Elementary Diploma in the Kindergarten-Primary, Intermediate or Grammar grades. This diploma is valid in Washington for five years. A three year course leading to a Special Normal School Di ploma in Education and Psychology, Art, Home Economics, Man¬ ual Training, Music, and Physical Education. This diploma is valid in Washington for five years. A four year course leading to a degree of Bachelor of Arts in Education and a Specinl Normal School Diploma valid in Wash¬ ington for five years. A one year course for college graduates leading to degree of Bachelor of Arts in Education and a Graduate Normal School Diploma valid in Washington for five years. Holders of Normal School Elementary Diplomas, Special Normal School and Graduate Normal School Diplomas, are awaril¬ ed Life Diplomas upon the satisfactory completion of twenty- four months of teaching. Students of sufficient maturity may enter as special students to take any course for which they are prepared. Holders of Normal School Elementary Diplomas are admitted to Junior standing in the Colleges of Liberal Arts and Science, or to the School of Education in the University of Washington. For further information write, GroBob II. Black, President. ,_____- Pape 151 Engraved Cards at a Saving Engraving and embossing calls for specialized plants and equip¬ ment. Our engraving and emboss¬ ing is done by one or the largest exclusive engraving plants in the country, which sells only through specially appointed printing and flationery firms as their represen ta¬ li vea. Their work is done in such an enormous volume that they are en¬ abled to do It at a very substantial saving in price. We pass this sav¬ ing on to our customers. Samples of stock and styles al¬ ways on display. The Record Press Fcnrth at Main Phone Main 9 - -- How do you test in Current History? The history of today is published In the daily newspaper. Teachers and future teachers must he In¬ formed on current history. The Eltensburg Evening Keccrd carries the news of the world ns re¬ ceived over its exclusive wife di¬ rect from the Associated Press. The news of Eltensburg and t ' entral Washington and of the Wmlnn-pon State Norma] schools makes It the dally that should be read hv every Normal school student. Well il¬ lustrated with the news of the world, carefully edited, autt ac¬ curate. V- Novelty Printing Our Job printing plant is the fin¬ est equipped In Central Washington. Modern machinery throughout. For that program or Invitation we carry special novelty cuvds, en¬ velopes and paper. The workmanship is of the best. We pruduce that distinctive work that means so much to you. A spe¬ cialty of clectro-engravtng. Vour stationery with your mono¬ gram in that distinctive baked enamel embossing process adds wonderfully to Its attractiveness. The Record Press Fourth at Main Phone Main 9 Hyafyem Readers This volume of Hyakem and all the annuals of the Washington State Normal school for many years have been printed In the plunt of The Record Press in El- lensburg. TIiib plant lakes pride in Its cooperation with the Normal students In publishing this credit¬ able volume and in all the other student activities. The Record plant Is large and well equipped. Normal students are welcome at any time to visit it. and see how a daily newspaper and Job printing is produced. Page 152 this press, the three linotypes, and the other machinery in operation any day. THE EVENING RECORD Cage 153 When answer¬ ing ads please say you saw it in the Normal SchoolAnnual LOOK-A-HERE! I had a date the Other night. And I Tried to kies her. She very coldly Requested me to Leave. I did. On another tarty 1 behaved like A gentleman; I Kept my distance From the young Lady, and when I Left she requested That I should not Come again anti Remarked that I Wag too glow for Her. which all goes To prove that Barnurn was correct. —Syracuse Orange Peel. THINGS WE ARE PAID NOT TO TELL Why Dea Scolten calls herself a lemon-sq fleeter. Who Frances Buck ' s friend Dank is. What Helen Lowe means when she aays the heavenly tower.” How Ada Smith found out how to change true to false. Whether the Rdltor worked all alone those nights In Hie tower. What the Juniors said Sneak Day af¬ ter Seymour had escaped at the N. Y. Care. Who wrote Book Reviews. Who wrote this stuff. FAMOUS LINES. Her . - up. Clothes _____ Gor __ There once was a goofy swain Regarded by girls with disdain. Till at football he played. Kicked a goal while fans prayed. Now he keep ’em away with a cane. John B.: Dearest, you ' re the breath of my life! Eleanor W.: Well, why don ' t you huld your breath awhile? Page 154 aitlLi acquaintances be forgot?”