Central Washington University - Hyakem / Kooltuo Yearbook (Ellensburg, WA)

Text from Pages 1 - 141 of the 1922 volume:

HYAKEM 19 2 2 Published by The Associated Student Body of the Washington State Normal School Ellcnsburg, Washington SPECIAL COUiCTlON Alma Mater Tune: The Orange and the Black Wards by Mattie Lewis Unto thee, our Alma Mater, Here we pledge devotion true. Years may pass and time may bring us Manv a task that’s hard to do. Still we’ll sing the old songs over. Still we ll call the old days back. Still we 11 cheer the best of colors, Hail! the Crimson and the Black! Washington! thy name we honor. Ever loyal we will be. May old Time each year add glory, W. S. N. S. to thee. Still we’ll sing the old songs over, Still we’ll call the old days back, Still we’ll cheer the best of colors. Hall! the Crimson and the Black. To RljAK, the symbol of the spirits and traditions of IRaslv ington State Normal School, me gladly dedicate this first u olume of RyAKEM. Foreword Hyakem. What Joes it mean? When it Was decided that we should have a new name for the year-book of the Ellcnsburg State Normal School, a very careful investiga¬ tion Was made to find a suitable title. Something that Would have a real meaning Was desired and not just a catchy word. With this in mind Hyakem was choosen. It is formed by combining two words of the Chinook jargon, hyak meaning quick, and yiem meaning to tell. Thus the Word Hyakem is interpreted to mean quick to tell, which is the chief requisite of a good year-book■ For if this book, or any of a similar nature, fulfills its purpose, it must be quick to tell of the events of the past year and quick to bring back memories of the past. Furthermore, since the athletic teams representing our school have come to be called “ Hyaks, Hyakem may be also interpreted to mean the story of the II yaks. If in publishing this, the first volume of the Hyakem, we have lived up to the name and have presented the events of the past year in such a way, that in the future it will bring back to y° u a twe representation of school life at the Ellensburg State Normal School, we shall feel that we have firmly established the name, Hyakem, as one of the traditions of the school. Entrance to Administration Building 8 - — 9 — 10 — — 11 — 12 — Kamola Hall. Upper—Home Economic Dining Room. Centre—Exterior. Lower—Typical Room. —IS— u — 15 — President Black — 16 — board of Trustees Gideon I . Short, Elleusburg.President Mrs. Frank Horsely, Yakima.Secretary Ralph 13. Williamson, Yakima Faculty GEORGE H. BLACK, President, School Administration. A. M Toronto University; Graduate Student. University of Chicago. T. W. BIBB. Mead or Department of Physical Sciences. Chlrago ' VI,1,am CoU ' r? ° ra,,Ui “- student and Teaching Fellow. UnivenrfJ JEAN BYERS. Supervisor ot Rural Training Center at Enumclaw. . Stm,e N ,rn ’ 1 8ch0 ° 1 - Cl n y- Washington; student Monmouth sj Normal School. Oregon; and State Normal School at Rllensburg. Washington. MARGARET ADAIR DAVIDSON, Assistant In English Department. K ne™n of Oratory; Graduate Washington State Normal School CellenaburK. Washington. H. C. FISH. Head of Department of History. a I . University of Wisconsin. A. M. and Teaching Fellow, University of WashingJ MARV Study ORUPE ' D ' r C ' 0r Tr,iBina in Held ot Oopartment of P.ychology and Chdj ’’T 1 ,,00 ‘ ' Oswego. New York; Ph. R. University Chicago; Graduate Student of Columbia University. NICHOLAS E. HINCH, Head of Department of English and Modern Languages Graduate Ontario Normal College; A. B.. Toronto University; Graduate StudeB nlverslty of Chicago. Harvard University and Columbia University. GRACE M. LEAF, Librarian. library Cohege N ’ rm81 Srh00 ' ' “ • Kan8M: University of WlsconJ B A ’fOr E Min. RD ’ H “ d he D,p,rtmen ‘ • Education and Director of AthletlcJ B. 8., Mlddlebury College. MARV L TZ ’ A “ ' 8, ,nt «he Department of Physical Education. i • Olumbln t nivereity; Student University of nttaburg; Graduate ChicagJ Kindergarten Institute. MABEL LYTTON, Doan foe Women. B. L„ Ohio Wesleyan University; A. M . Teachers: College Columbia University. ELSIE MAXWELL. Assistant In Department of Home Economics. Student University of Illinois; Student Teachers ' College, Columbia University. — 18 — Faculty . MEI6NER, Director of Kindergarten Training Department. CL (ImJuHte Teachers ' Training School, Davenport, Iowa; Graduate Chleajco Kindergarten Institute: Student University of Chicago; A. B.. Teachers ' College. Columbia University. LA MORRIS. Supervisor of Grammar Grades, Training School. H. 8 Teachers’ College, Culumhla t’nlverstty. JOHN P. MUNSON, Head of Department of Biological Sciences. Ph, B.. Vale; University of Wisconsin: Pti. D„ University at Chicago. FLORENCE M. PEARCE, Head of Department of Fine and Applied Arte. Graduate Art Institute, Chicago; Student 8L Louis School of Art; Student of University of California. MA6 e. PICKEN. Supervisor Intermediate Department, Training School. Graduate Illinois State Normal School. Normal, Illinois: Student Hamttne University; n. 8„ Teachers’ College. Columbia University; Graduate Student of University of Chicago. FLOY A. ROSSMAN, Head of Department of Mualc. Th. B.. Ham line University; M. A., University of Minnesota. FRANCES B. SKINNER. Head of Department of Home Economics- 11 8., Teacher ' College, Columbia University; Special Diploma In Supervision of Household Arts. SELDEN SMYSER. Head of Department of Social Sciences. Ph. B.. De Pnurv University; Kellnw In Economics; M. A.. Ohio State University; Graduate Student Cornell University. LORON D. SPARKS, Assisting Director of Training and Assistant In Department of Psychology. Graduate of State Nurntal School, Stevens Point, Wisconsin; A. B., University of Wis¬ consin; A. M., University of Wisconsin. WILLIAM T. STEPHENS. Head of Department of Education. A. B.. A. M.. Indiana University; A. M.. Harvard; Graduate Student University of Chicago. ALICE WILMARTH, Head of Department of Physical Education. Graduate Chicago School of Physical Education and Expression; Student University of Wisconsin and Iowa State University. HENRY J. WHITNEY, Head of Department of Vocational Education. II S-. Northwestern University; Graduate Student University of Wisconsin and Teachers ' College, Columbia University. HOWARD PORTER, Assistant in Manual Training. Cheney Norma); Student Washington State College. — 19 — Senior Song We are the class of 1922; And as we leave, we pledge devotion true. Onward and upward, through the mazes Alma Mater, praise to you. To thee we ' re bound by a tender tie. Which lasts through the years as they roll by And though at parting we feel sorrow, Still we have our memories nigh. We ' ve blazed the way for Juniors gay. And bid them follow ' in our w r ay-— And high we hold our standards tru . Oh ' Faculty, our thanks we pay. Hail! All Hail; N. S.—to thee! Washington State Normal—All hall to thee! — 20 — (Elans nf 1332 (Enlnrs . . (016 Sum au6 (Pi lurr Ilmmr . . |Jlnk £uirrl JJra iflntln: ariutlltr. $nnuur. JFrr6nm. (Euurtruii 1, Ijrll 1922 HHio ' s !fllin Ulr’rr Who tyruinrii — 21 — President Vice-President Treasurer Serrttarj Senior Officers President Madeline 1-arsen Vice-President. Secretary. Treasurer.. Frances Talnter j Mary Yolo Caroline Johnson Caroline Royd j Alice Brook Yell Lender William Maprs —it — LOLA DIETDERICH. Vaneev.-. .. , from rrovtdenoa Academy. K,UMCotniTiiwlon. ' r KamolaHall (l . junior From Commit!. (1). EDITH REMELIN. Ellcnaburg. Knl.twl from Elirn.bun; High School PHILIP A. DAVIDSON, Ellansburg. IJavr. Bnteml from Will (worth College. Ki mi tliall, Ornniatle . MARGARET REYNOLDS. Walls Walla. GLADYS WILKES. Port Townund. FLORENCE COWAN, D«h Point ••tftk-k . - ' Pu .ling,, •• Secretary Senior Cla R ‘ WINIFRED OEMMEL, Seattle Knttmf from I , of InlrreolU ' Kiate Club. W. WILLIS RAMBO. Tanlno. IV� iilmt A. | { IYoph . t . IniercoilMiati 1 THnmtlra. Houae Mam Debate. Cl ill. « r Knwin Ha CAROLYN C. JOHNSON. S Mlt |,. “Carol, KntH.vij tran, H n i| a ,„ Hwretary Clnsg, Clan Hlgli. Will Writer. GLADYS PRINTZ, Bockl.y, ' Olsd. M Rntere l from Buckley Hl h. I OOROTMY REDENBAUOH. Seattle. 2gSS« ' tmm U. Of W. Kd ior-in-Chlef Hyukem, Intercollegiate t’luh, Dramatic , ANNE WALLACE. Seattle. ICaterrd frnm U. of W. Cumulation Manager Student opinion. 1 i• .1 j- ii i Inti n ' ! i Kiati • ' ! it. Double Trio. WILLIAM MAPES, White Salmon. “BIIL Entered from IT. of W. YnJI lender Senior CIoam. Intercollegiate Club. ESTELLA ELLISON. Tacoma. ‘Tat. Enter « | from Puyallup High. DnimatU-n. WYNONA BENNETT. Nisqually. ‘•Wyn. -Fldo.” Entered from Lincoln High, Taioma. BoertAry a. 8. B., Hyakem Reporter. ESTHER METCALFE. Outlook. ELIZABETH Bl ' M,” Entered PETTIGREW. Roilyrv fl ' om Roolyn High School. KATHRYN LUOGATE. Spokane, KaL Entered from T eko« High School. ANNA T. PETTIGREW, Roolyn. Nancy Entend from Rwlyn High School. MILORED PRINTZ. Buckley. Millie.- Entered from Buckley High School. FRANCES TAINTER. DuPont. Kntereii from Lincoln llicn. . President Class 121. t ' nlnnm? £ Comnm.ro, Vice President K.m?„u [] RUTH ENGLAND. Elleniburo. Entered from P. of v , ' ‘resident Knmola iuql Athletic Commissioner A s It i n J terrolleiciate Club. ' Entered from Pullman. ■ Cllfb. ' 0 ,inl0 Starf - lalercoltagM ALICE M. BROOK. Seattle. Entered from U. of w CbT« ' tSSSr £ • Treasurer ... C h M d g,,a,lct IntwcolletflMte O0BOTHY MILDENBRAND. Sunny.lde. Kntrr.il from KunnyaMr Huth Srlio.il. EMMA KUHNHAUSEN. Glmvrood. totrri ' .l froin Hlenwood llltfh Srliool. LOIS FRANTZ. Outlook. Mul. Kntrr.-.l from Outlook lllicti School. HAZEL THURLOW. RUTH SWANSON, Tncomn. Rufus, Hwanio. Entered from l.imoln HUrli. ZINA CHAPMAN. ALICE MORISETTE, Ellen.burg. Him sc HELEN M. FITTERER. EHenobur,. Entered from U. of w ' Wr. I. � --urT i„r hTI MYRNA WOOD. 8onny,id.. Shorty. Knirrcl from 8tlnB „ ld . MWl IRENE OLSON, Sonnyside. Entered from SmtntmM. „„„ qraYCE FISCHER. Tacoma. Enter ' d from l ' unri.an. lnU-rrollociate 1 lub PORTIA S. STEEL. Enterprise. Thonia .” Entered from IT. of Colonial Hull Committee. IntorcolloKlate Clul . MABEL FINCKE. BERTHA V. FREDERICK. Ellensburg. FrwlU. lCnn T«- 1 from Ellcnfthury? Hiph School. STELLA ROBINSON. Mllaca. Minn. • ' Shorty. Entered from MIIrch High School. Colonial Ball Committor. mbh KATHERINE ■ ' Kat ' Knlrrpd ROWLAND. Tacoma. f� m Stadium High s, ho J DE $TA BANZER. Knirred from r. of w. OERTIB HEVWOOO, Burk . “Gertie. ’ Entered from K,i r k 0 High behoof. ESTELLE KIEFER. ANGIE PALER MAftlt ADAIR FLYNN. Ellemburg. i un ' l ' from J-ounlrn Academy H, ' la M phi. Club. l ramatirs. CAROLINE d ' ASLAING. Ellensburg. •Pit Knicrci from Whitman ' ' I lljfcKOlleCfate Club. FLORENCE CUSHMAN. Seattle. “Dlnty. Kntereil from IJncoln High Qlrl ’ Kdltor llynkem MINERVA HOLBROOK, Portland. ••Oh Min. Knletocl from F ' ortlanil High. Secirt.iry Kumola Hall, rMta PI Phi. ELVIRA CRONOUIST, Auburn. Luwjtmln. Bnicroij from Auburn High. NYDA SOULE. Wlncheattp. Soul of the claea. ' ' RntfrtMl Irum Cheney Normal Hy kom. JMn, ° r ClatH ' - J “� « FUt. Kim r.-d from Ballard High School . ucirtv Kill tor Ilyakcm. s� cio(v ■ ' hta SS?«‘ Opinion. Intercollegiate ajj Me T c ;r ,n,sBionw «] GLADYS BECKMAN, Hall. IDA beck. ‘ Slater Senior Trio. Afpha. Berk. ' °P n‘on. DouMd rremurer Kamola Hall. — 34 — Senior Camera Shq Some Senior will be found listed in the Junior page . They are those who NO « ‘when the pie lures were sent to the engraver or who failed to notify the we ' - J T . !heV would graduate with the claw of 1 22. editor I luu December 16, 1921 GRACE BEAUCHAMP. Chuhali . CAROLINE BOYD. Wapato. Secrotary Senior Class. MAGGIE OAUPP. Tacoma. DORIS MclVOR. Naches. EVANGELINE OSTLlNG, Tacoma. Vani ' e. Entered from Stadium High School. Secretary of Kamola Hall. CRISTLE QUIMBY, Montesano. CLAIRE QUIMBY, Montesano. IDA RICHART2, Walla Walla. ADA TAUSCHER, Chehalla. HELEN THOMPSON, Ellensburg. March 17, 1922 HALLIE DIMMICK, Yakima. MYRTLE FISCHER, Tacoma. JEAN MclVOR. Naches. Vice President A. S. H, MAE SMITH. Ellonsburg. RUTH WILSON, Ellensburg. Dramatics. April 7, 1922 ELIZABETH BROWN. Yakima. Baity. June 2, 1922 DOROTHY FETTER. Ellanaburg. • Dimples. ' Kntarod from Kll.nal.ure Hl h School. Draimittos. Drltn Pi Phi. MYRA GALLANAR, Ellanaburg. BONNIE HANNA. Ellanaburg. MARY E. JACOBS. Seattla. ETTA LAMSON. The Dallea, Oregon. MARY LOUISE McDANIELS, Ellanaburg. Mary Louise. ' ' Entered from Kll.nabure I huh School. Dramutirs. I k iln pi PhL NELLIE MEDIA, Enumclaw. KATHRYN STEVENS. Ellanaburg. Entered from EHenaburc Hleh School. ANN STROUD. Puyallup. I tmmstlca. JAMES CLARKE. Oregon City. ANTHONY J. PERSKY, Ellonsburg. LUCILLE CORBETT. August 25. 1922 MARIAN COLLIER, Tacoma. KATHLEEN LEWIS. Buena. Kitty.” I hi ninth ' s. Delta PI phi. MRS. CATHERINE ROSS. Ellanaburg. MRS. ALICE G. SHERRARD. Spokane. MRS. ANNA VAUGHN, Ellenaburg. MRS. OLIVE WILSON, Walla Walla. MRS. OLIVE HEALV, Tacoma. — 35 —, Senior Class History As Che time approaches when the Senior will have completed his Normal School career, it Is but natural that he should look back over the way he has ome and check up on what advantages he has obtained In exchange for the ' I,ne and money put into his college course, In thinking over his sins of commission and omission, he will fondly imagine how differently he would act if it were all to do over again. What fallacy! As a First Quarter Junior the glamour and hurrah of undergraduate life would again make Its irresistible appeal, and class feeling and class tights, which in the minds of upper classmen are subordinated to the good of the whole student tody, would again represent the tremendously vital part of the Second Quarter Junior If he were a normal human being, as a Junior of the Third Quarter he wou’d have decided what particular activities most appealed to him and for which he was best adapted, and would begin to specialize In them, and do them. And then in his last year he would enjoy the respect and admiration due (?) the Senior, as the tried and proven man who docs things because he enjoys doing them, and does them well because he knows how. This is the logic order of advance, and while the Senior may regret he can not re-enter Normal armed with his present experience, even If it were possible ihe Normal would have little to offer him. and he would miss tile Joy of acquir¬ ing that power he now possesses. Here at least. Just rewards are usually meted out. The student body has honored, not those brief meteoric careers which blazed into oblivion in our under¬ classmen existence but rather has had its highest rewards to those with splendid reputations for persistent hard work and unselfish loyalty to W. S. N. S. It is the enviable lot of the Senior to leave the campus happy in the quiet satisfaction of work well done, and to face the future calm and clear-eyed, strong of body and mind, big of heart, and ready to meet conditions as they come, confident in the belief that those same homely essentials of character which made for success in Normal School, will take him over the rough places ahead, and enable him to build a life honoring to his Maker and useful to man. Senior U?ill He, the Senior Class of June, 1922. of the State Normal School of the do of Ellensburg. In the County of Kittitas and the State of Washington, herel, declare this instrument to be our laat will and testament. ARTICLE I. To tl,e Kllcnsburg State Normal School we leave our hest wishes for tin bright future and success we know to be hers. To our President, Mr. Black, we give our most hearty and sincere thanks ant appreciation for his fine leadership of us through our school career. ARTICLE II. To the Faculty, we leave our sympathy for having to teach the Seniors at next year. ARTICLE III. To Prof. Stephens, our class adviser, we leave un indebtedness Tor his helpful advice at all times. To Mr. Leonard, we leave our wishes for a championship football tenm and winning basketball and baseball teams. He will to Miss Davidson our hopes of receiving some new stage scenery.] To Mias Leaf, we leave a possible solution of making pupils observe the library rules and regulations at all times. ARTICLE IV, To the student body, we leave the desire and ambition to live up to all t hat I the mascot, which we are leaving to the school, means. ARTICLE V. To the next Senior Class, wc leave the Duties of a Senior and the ability to net at ail times in a manner becoming a Senior. Knowing that the Juniors have not brains as well developed and organized! as ours, we bequeath our Nature Study notebooks to them, that they will not nave to laboriously pac«t off the school property. ARTICLE VI. To Lenore Alamamll. wc bequeath Minerva Holbrook ' s Proctorship. To Keith Seymour, we leave Willis Uambo ' s executive ability and wonderful command of speech. We leave Florence Cowan ' s athletic nature to Frances Podbreger. Wc leave the library positions of Wynona Bennett and Carolyn Johnson to two people of very patient natures who are willing to devote part of their time to directing Juniors, that they may always have their lessons. ARTICLE VII. We bequeath to the Junior Class the goal which we have carefully protected and cherished and hope it will receive the same care and attention next year. ARTICLE VIII. We hereby appoint John Robinson. President of the Junior Class, of the Washington State Normal School of Ellenshurg, Washington, the sole executor of this, our last will and testament. In witness whereof, we have hereby signed and sealed this second dav of June. 1922. SENIOR CLASS OF 1922 Ellensburg State Normal. Class Prophecy •Twas mid-afternoon and the Bun spread its genial golden glow over the vast oiiianeo of a fertile valley. As far as the eye could see lay an Intricate network of irrigation canals, green fields and prosperous-looking farm homes. Here and there arose, like a chain. Hour mills, grain elevators and factories. At regular intervals were located open level fields, In which an airplane occasionally arose or descended, as the wife of some farmer decided to pay an afternoon visit to a friend In Montana or someone else had a paltry errand to perform. The paved roads were dotted with Packards. Wintons and like cars as children returned home iron) school. In Ihe center of the valley, covering an area of over 40 acres anil comprising a small city in itself, stood the many and imposing buildings of the V. S. N. S. The new stadium on Leonard Field was filled to overflowing and mighty cheers arose as the gridiron warriors of Penn State slowly but surely succumbed before Ihe overwhelming superiority of Coach Leonard a warriors in the first big inter- sectional contest of the school. In the office of the building which ten years before had been the administra¬ tion building, sat an old bald-headed man. gazing reflectively at a scrapbook lying on Uis desk and which was filled with newspaper clippings. The lettering on the door of the office read Anthony J. Persky, Professor of Biology. As the old man sat Idly thus, the door opened and In walked a short, heavy- ret man with reddish colored hair. Evidently the men were friends of long standing for. without so much as a word of greeting, the new arrival seated himself and gazed absently at the book which was causing Prof. Anthony so much letlectlon. Well. Prof. Clarke, have you discovered the key with which to unlock the atoms yet? remarked Prof. Persky, as he glanced up. We have, after long years, finally discovered the secret anil will make known our findings in a short time, returned Prof. Clarke, but tell me. what Is that strange-looking book you have on your desk, a collection of data for your research work? Without replying. Prof. Persky handed the book to his friend and busied himself with microscopic examination of a new form of plant li?e he had Just discovered. As Prof. Clarke perceived what the book was he uttered an exclamation of surprise for he noted that it was a book of clippings and. as was his habit, began reading aloud to himself, stopping only to make an occasional comment of surprise or approval. Apr. 14. Mins Estella Ellison, matron of the first orphan asylum In Egypt. Is holding her wards together in a curved-out pyramid. May Id. Prompted to further lnveatigationa of the conditions in the Philippines by a debate heard during her last year In Normal school. Miss I-ois Frantz has Just completed a novel bused upon her own experience In those Islands. Dec, 10 , A hospital to care for the survivors of the anti-Bolshevik rebellion has Just been established by Miss Gladys Hale in Podunk, Va. Jan. 1. With a campaign motto of ten more years and the west Is ours. ' ' Miss Jessie Cornett is an enthusiastic member of the Bulgin party in its most recent Eastern Washington tour. Aug. 4. One of the most prominent members in the new movement for organization of camp-fire girls is Miss Kuth Swanson. — J9— CLASS PROPHEQJ—Continued OARRARD GARRARD DRUG Co . The Prince:� Woleho, who was formerly M , ' ' A8HINQT °N. j Wash., is In New York City. 5 Ml88 H ® ! «n Thompson of ii-ii May 7. Some of the features at th t Will be the surf-boat riding by Ann str 1 ” i|rht of Ka, n°la Crystal o J kangaroo glide by Kathleen Lewis Ud and the demonstration, lf H Apr. «. Elizabeth (Betty) Brown is on. a 110,1 naS ° f Ameri « � most prominent J Oet. 10. Miss Lucille Corbett whn k _ . V««0 strings or oriental pearls, announces £ J Friday to join her ■rona“ k bus C a C n“7 l n ni abX her ‘ X Ch dnm ' w � � leave Feb. 8. Hiss Beulah Heuver will production. “A Normal Womans Plea. P ° r ‘ KudoI Ph Valentino In his |� J Mar. 12 . One of the most accomplished . devote her „me exclusively to the training hIca - Mrs. Hea.l Charters was elected ' p ident ' ,he WMhln 6ton p.- T . A Ml g Send one dollar ($1.00) and review � proper invitations, kinds of enter,a.nment fo r °Ln‘ ThC C ° rrm in Frivolities ! rlace, for special affairs, etc., by Miss Helen Fit( “ rer 80rt of functions, suitabR - the world. Miss R uth E J Longmire scring, whlch s “conduct? Corl T h SP ndin « a days a, Fetter who Is outlining an easy course of Bufthan ° . are Mias Dorothy Remelln, manager of one of Argentina ' s largest r ,� i 1,1 , ' ibrar ' Science; |.; lith editor of the beauty column in the Seattle Star p ranch ®; Alice Morri«V the Supt. of a Hydro-Electric n a Bm.sh S5£ n Apr ; A 17 ' UB,ed mo “B the saleswomen who k fle ' ds With their products are. Carolyn Johnson J recon ' l ' Bone Into foreign! he African Jungles; Mrs. McDonnei. who is sig’nin 8 ellfn « “lassage cream m in the South Sea Islands; Marian Collier who f n Contracta f«r carpet sw™ electric fans among the eskimoes, and Bonnie di8poi n e of a large number of number of Bonnie B Hairnets to the FIJI tBlandera 8 ' Wh ° 18 8ellin a largi Mar. 21. As a result or former exnertenr„ .. urge quantities or nonflamahlc notebook paper 1 the W 8 N - S.. Ellcnsburg Misses Hazel Thurlow and Dorothy Hildenbrand. C PU ‘ on the n � � rket by the Credit for th niovcnipui _ the giraffe Is given to Miss Bertha Frederick f ° F ‘ h W hological study her June 10. Among the guests from Hr.n. daughter. Is.be,la. who is starr,ng OnMom Huda ° a « Aug. 7. Miss Estelle Kiefer will ienv� of one of Boston ' s prominent finishing schools 0 ° ' ake Up her d u‘« as matron May 19. One of the latest Innovations in .h , . dancing by Mary Louise McDaniels. U the aesthetic and Catherine Stevens. — 10 _ CLASS PROPH.ECI]—Continued - TU« Pettlgre Bisters are doing wonderful work in their select Mar ' rten sn.hool. Two of the charming little proteges are Fayetla Boston Kl ' - w | l0ge parents are now in the Orient, and Lola Ray Sheffield, Johnston be remembered as Lola Dietderich. whose t“ M|gg A |j ce Brook, supervisor of music In the Detroit Public Schools. Cft returned home from a visit with relatives in Seattle, has J qI Among the best known pilots of the U. S. Aero Mail Service are „,ith ' ' wil� on and Caroline d Ablaing. ,cu . The circulation list of the N. Y. Times has neirly doubled since Dorothy Uedcnbaugh, the personification of perpetual motion, has assum.d i he Job of Editor-In-Chief. . 5 Miss Katherine Rowland Is rapidly recovering her health under the methods of the Cowan School of Osteopathy. Incidentally. Frances Tainter, who l affiliated with this Echool, is accomplishing wonderful results among the disabled veterans of pedagogy. Fell « Miss Minerva Holbrook lias recently succeeded Miss Leal as Librarian the V S. N. S. and so far has added one more question lo the library science exams. The next clippings. Prof. Clarke, are concerning a few of the faculty mem¬ bers of the Qulmby College, which I clipped from an article In one of the leading magazines Wynona Bennett—Librarian. Author of the pamphlet entitled: Is your evening library too riotous? Lock It up. Howard Hartman—Psychologist and author of “I Qs solve the marriage problem. Maude York—Psychology. Madeline Larsen—Phys. Ed director, bIbo holds evening classes for worn-out faculty members. Mrs. Maybelle Williams—Dean of Women, Margaret Reynolds—Head of Home Economics Department. Gladys Beckman—Matron of Rex Hall mens dormitory. Aug. 10. Philip Davidson recently succeeded his father as Justice of the Fuprftm! Court. Mar 2. New book entitled. How Women Should Act, Halite Dtmmick. Nov 1 . The famous psychologist. Dcsta Banxer, will soon publish her findings in diagnosing the horsepower of Julius Caesar’s brain. Mar. 11. “How to Minimize Household Drudgeries, mailed on receipt of ten cents in stamps. Myrtle Fischer, Boston. Mass. Mar. 14. Mtss Etta Lamson is supervising playground work in the Edison Junior High School. The following are name of those of the class of 1922 whom I have been so far unable to find any trace: Nellie Media, Murial Mason. Prints sisters. Irene Olsen, Esther Metcalf, Winifred Gemmel, Grayce Fischer, Jean Mclvor, Gladys Wilkes. Olive Wilson, Elvira Cronquist. Florence Cushman. Mrs. Perkins, Ida Beck. Jan. 4. Miss Angie Faler recently departed for Turkey in behalf of the anti-smoke league. Feb. 19. Miss Nyda Soule has resigned her position In the Seattle schools. She will be “at home” in Ellcnshurg after March 1. May 29. Newest book out. entitled. How We Did It, by W. E Rambo. dealing with the subject, How to Form Lasting Affection In Normal School. Aug. 14. The latest book of Anne Wallace entitled The Fallacies of Philosophy as Taught by Prof. Stephens” will soon be on the market. “Well, well. exclaimed Prof. Clarke as he closed the book. Who would have thought it? 41 Class Poem SUCCESS £;;: r , ;r.Tr,:; l :-rvrUv e ' r” ssr ,or we ■■ t: ? ; i r. ™- And the ideals toward which we will strive Err sssssr , rr,r Success to us seems trivial and of no consequence When wo consider losing In its pursuit That which to us is held most dear, our conscience. To be or not to be. that is the question;” Err ■sr firs r sar i SuccLs d 7 Palr ' nlLSVS quesS ' V °’ d . iccess for us would be but dross if aught but noble won riTLr,srs rrrrrrrr 1 I •° r zzrr -zrrjsrx. -- b ,i: ' 1 And my memory a benediction.” niesslng — 42 — Class of 1923 Colors.Green and Gold Flower.Yellow Rose Motto.“Not at the Top But Climbing” — 43 — Houle Hannon Hobliiiioit A Menton Painter Junior Officers Nydn Soule J William Harman j ... John Robinson j Wroe Alderoon..... Wanda Wolff. Glndys Painter. •Eleanor Oullahant... . .President Vice President . Secretary Treasurer Veil Leader 4 — Junior History hicre. ANYWHERE, NOW. l .r Alumni: , i took a walk up to Craig ' Hill and propounded this question: I 8 ' 1 D ‘ gh we are nearly Seniors? “Yc . verily, responded that knower “Can It renl y , hou believes, it no. thou hast but to inhale a whiff of the „( ,11 thing , ana back—bank to the beginning of the Junior year of the burning ' cpns vlew Ihe events of that year Then thou mayst judge for Il� � . oI r not it has earned the right to be the Senior Claaa of neat year, fhysclf ° r lln was held October 13. at which the officers or the class were “.“ The return showed Nyda Soule to be President; Mr. Alderson. Vtce- electcl The secretary; r.ladys Painter. Treasurer; Leonard Mont- r fl, d e ve, SerT Randolph Mueller. Social Secretary. During the year there gnnury. made Bill Harmon became President, tilling the place left Ihen ' Nyda became a Senior; Ralph Mueller became Yell Leader, and Helen Trick Social ta B|ln the comm ittee for the approaching mixer were .ppoltted and the date sc. for November 4. At the mixer we showed the rest f ,h N-,lTher h V 1 wlll ' lonV b7 reLmbcrcd by the Juniors. On this date the Uenlor sneaked awry from .Chool They thought they would put something over el u, but found the C’ass very much wideawake, and right on their hee ' s. VV e ,Jen did them out of their dinner, and so you ree they did not succeed in what ,he,: N h o’vemb a r n i7 the Junior Class held a meeting to discuss some very important thing? The thought uppermost in the Junior mind was another party. After much discussion, it was deeded to have an all-around Christmas parly. December . but owing to the Snow Ball on that date, the party was postponed until Dec. 16. ,-hey decided to follow the custom of the past, and Invite the Seniors and Faculty. i nv one can tell you of the wonderful time all had. January 27 a meeting was held to voir on the class colors. Green ° 0 ' have become very popular since and can be seen everywhere on the campus At this meeting they adopted a fitting class motto. No, a. ‘ ‘ P. but climbing February 5 the Juniors did the one daring thing of the year. At I a. . . let the Colors Tly from the flagstaff and painted good old ' 23 on tlM ■wAMtttk 0 , the Science Building. If you don ' t believe It all you have to do is to look and During thTy’ear It became necessary for the Juniors to have a password to get into the assemblies But later they found out that Seniors were not Interested In their meetings, so the passwords were dropped. This spring the class showed a o, of pep by challenging the Class of - - to m Owing To 1 the fact that our President became a Senior we elected Jack Robinson ns President, for the last quarter. . Our last even, as a Junior Class fas the Prom, which was h,ld Apr! Black and White was the idea carried out In the form of Perrlot and P.rrlotte. This waa the most successful affair of Ihe spring. imwa t,� .n I awoke from this with a start, realizing that the pas, year had Indeed been a full one, our last at dear W. S. N. S.. even more of a success. Now don ' t you think we had some fine Junior Class? III tell the world wo did. Yours till next year. A JUNIOR. — 46 — MM Jr j % Ss jf I fW • ' U A J fl V Morgan Kubrick Richey Hotftf Aldcrson Carroll Gllmour McNiel Simmons Md ' umh r 1 •• Rlglo Mattox Junior Camera Shy Harriot Barton Zulu Bromley Vera ODtm Lucille Croom Marjorie Cook Miriuiu Kherte Thelma Eng Gertrude Flynn Orpha Grant Maude Hess Blanche Hudson Mary Jacobsen Sadie Keto ( ' harlot to Kingman .1 mta Martial laaiik 1 1 lunar Haia Brown llcluno Ciiarni ' skr Myrtl.- Cardiff Archie Crowley Georgia Peter In Mildred Early Erma Farley Minnie GI Hard Gertrude Hale Helen Hale Florence Holmes ICthel Hatch Ruth Johnson Arna King Ella Lindenherg Ruth Miller Mai ile ilrtdgham Frank Breitenstein Velma Colwell NMlle Copley Ollle Cummins Robert Ihiraey Edith Ellsworth Meta Grupe Bex Hall Walter Ifoult Florence Ivey Bay Keen Marguerite Klllmore Lentlm Mulcom Holly Mo« l«eonurd Montgomery Myrtle Morgan Juanita Mcltonald Mahle Newman Edna Peterson Eleanor Qimm Mary Sinclair Bolwit Sterling Helen Trick Minnie Williams Grace Wilson Helen Morris Anna McNanamy Harold Nevrstrum Anna Pollnaky R«b«cen Flynn Helen Smith Helen Temperly Harold WaMOn Leila Williams Gerald Wippel Jolin M Millan Jessamone Oliver Helen Petrak Helen Shoudy t ' UirctJi Smith Pale Thompson Blanche Waul Ann Wilson Ell da Wolncr 52 — JUNIORS IntttJi SIarIc W inifred Lea ton Win dee Cowan Ruth Leffingrwell sin HVofttrly Irene Thoma BHanbeth Bunn Frances Uoyd Bdna Mathew lU-irln.i I a Herein Mary Fox pDnMh(a Guyrr Jeislr Cornett feMuor Woiiut- •poon Esther Powell Alice Hulcl Marta Hansen Ethel Weatherly FIRST PAGE At Icon Horsley Ivan Thelma McCor¬ mack Edna Shelton Eleanor Welch Neva Geinmel Keva t ' rumley Fowler Adclla Kusa Gordon Edith Crtlg Ora Mattox I.iuiih Hemath Lucille Boudin Mala ! Hayea Scxitton Oraec Guild llcrtha I Hikes hire Margaret Flynn Lillian Dtorroo Vera Harris Pearl Memmelear Mitchell Angclcl Genevieve Lanic- Mary Polinsky aheer SECOND PAGE Gwendolyn Mauer Itoactta Perry Eleanor Hellahant Mina How Gladys Keleey John Oorllnc Edith Blake Mary Kutcha Florence Cooper Mildred Parker Evelyn Jose Marian White 8. liuvid Mnxcn Irma Haxen Edna Riles Marxaret Keve ICstellu Spooner Kexiati Hickson Jennie Jylha Lillie Little IsOrene Lumsdum Beatrice Thrasher Meta Grupe THIRD PAGE Leona Wilton Freda Coplan Roy Trolson Marian Hlldi rarde Yan- Clara Stevens eowaky Thomas Herren Palsy RrvcIJo France Hu. k Victoria Yancow- Fern McMillan � k.v Nurclssa Patter¬ son Mildred Donovi Maatora Rena Deiro Neva Pallas Ruth L!ndflkog Josephine Kocn Helen Drumm Helen Hathcivay Orlena Glovannlnl Vlretta Hubbart Lillian Brum- bo meh Myrtle Gilmore JUNIOR CLASS SONG Everybody knows the Juniors Are the best class in school, For they ate always so peppy. Yet they never break a rule! Juniors! Juniors! full of life Rre wc; Juniors! Juniors! you can plainly see We have the bright ones. Class of twenty-three; They are just the right ones To he knowing, and get going; All the new atunts we’ll be showing. Juniors! Juntors! wc are boosters, too. Juniors! Juniors! to Gold and Green we’re true, Ellensburg ts for us; They certainly adore us; Normal, we love you. ELEANOR DELLAHANT. ’23. JUNIORS FOURTH PAGE Margaret Felch Iva Houle h Vera Murdock France Pnd I ires- Nellie l.inlgcr er Ethel Brown Eari Anderson Helen Boewortli Thelma Gilliam Anna Barnnchlck Wanda Wolff Edna Busier Gladys Painter Velam Given Marie Helve ’ Grayce McQueen Glen Seymour Alice l ean Ruth Brannon Kenneth Rankin Anne Chapman Bertha Miller Julia Hemenway Cecil Tuttle l-enore Allemandl Martha Shull llollt. Broderick Elisabeth simp- Olive Bauer n FIFTH PAGE Bertha Ely Ruth Spohr Henry Becker Harold Potts Margaret Ponlin Daniel Spaulding Zema Buchanan Fred Waters Margaret Willis John Robinson Bernice Pearsall Arthur Poland Boris Churchill Cecil Peters Bertha Stnnnek Rebecca Flynn Helen Campbell William Harmon Mildred Undbrrg perry Mayer Mathew Haw- Isabel Garrard IVayne Garrard tborne Belle Robinson Leo Leonard Ernest Oilland Helen Lowe Thomas Hedger Wendell Barnes SIXTH PAGE Franc Nleaon Mellta Hedmnn Nora Brown Opal Hall Ethel Howard Olga Sorenson Janet Hamilton Hazel Dullun Florence Bucdchor Frank Eunice Swenson Keith Seymour Carl Puckett Lillian Gray Horten StoughtoiMr. Clmnning Martha Niflson Maude York Marian Reynolds ' Ruth Hedrick Robinson Bernice Endirott Elizabeth Hotter Gertrude Star- buck Randolph Mueller I-ela Layport Mona Foater Com Buchanan Evelyn Leffing- B. Chapman well ASSOCIATED STUDENT BODY HYAKEM STUDENT OPINION KAMO LA HALL ESIVIN HALL TRAIL BLAZERS INTERCOLLEGIATE CLUB DRAMATIC CLUB DELTA PI PHI DOUBLE TRIO — 55 — Larmrn Potto Robinson Lin lbi nr Honnott Mistier Glllttrul n dn Associdted Student Body Officers Willis Rambo. Marie Lappentiush j Jean Mclvor ) Wynonn Bennett Mr. Lind berg. Mary Yolo | Marian White i Harold Potts. Florence Cowan. Henry Becker. Ernest Gilland. Madeline Larsen Frank Robinson Randolph Mueller. .-.President .Vice President . Secretary -. -. Treasurer .Dramatic Manager .Literary Manager .Social Commissioner .Chairman Athletic Committee .Manager BoyB ' Athletics .Manager Girls - Athletics .Sergeant-at-Arms .Yell Leader — 66 — Associated Student Body The first regular meeting of the A. S. B. was held on October 11, 1921. The constitution of the A. S. B. of former years had been the subject of much discus¬ sion among the students for the preceding two weeks and, to quote the worthy Mr. Alderson, was ambiguous, fallacious, misguiding, attended with too much red tape, and generally Inadequate. Steam roller methods were employed and by an unanimous vote, the relic of ancient days was relegated to the wastepaper basket. The Body proceeded to the election of officers and a committee for drafting a new constitution suitable for a live and growing organization was appointed. The work of this committee we leave as a monument to the efficient progress and ingenuity of the Student Body of 1921-1922 in general. The departments of the A. S. B. consist of Executive committee. W. E. Rambo, chairman; Society, Florence Cowan, manager; Literary, H. M. Potts, manager; Dramatics. Marian White, manager; Athletic Committee, Henry Becker, chairman; Men ' s Athletics. E. P. Gilland; Women’s Athletics. Madeline Larson. Student fees have been raised from $2.00 per year to $1.50 per quarter, which entitles all members to free admission to all student activities. In regard to the financing of Athletics, Student Opinion. Dramatics. Debate. ; nd so forth, the budget system has been adopted and has worked with unequaled success to date. The School paper, Student Opinion, which had not been printed for several years, has been revived and is entirely financed from the A. S. B. funds and advertising, every member receiving the paper free. Through the untiring efforts of the officers and members a wonderful school spirit has been developed which has manifested itself at every football game, basketball game, debate or dramatic program. — 5 7 K««l� ntNi urh Seymour Pen r.tall EDITORIAL STAFF Dorothy D. ftolmbaUKti_ Bcrntce Pearsall. Nyda Soule. Fayetta Johnston. ______ Wroo F. Alderson . Roy Trolron. Florence Cushman____ Frances Tainter._______ Ethel Weatherly... .... Wynona Dennett... Harold Potts. Editor-In-Chief Associated Editor .Joke Editor .Society Editor .Literary Editor ..Boys - Editor .Girls ' Editor .. Senior Reporter Junior Reporter A. S. B. Editor Debate Reporter BUSINESS STAFF Keith M. Seymour John Gorline. Howard Hartman. Loron D. Sparks. .Business Manager ...Circulation Manager Advertising Manager .Faculty Advisor Johnuton Gorlin? Ahteroon CiMtiinan Hartman Trolson Houle Weothtfly Rpnnott Tam ter Pott In Appreciation The etaff wishes at this lim« to thank those who have bo kindly assisted in the making of this annual, especial mention being given to Harold Newstrum who furnished the drawings which appear in the book, with the exception of the Senior page. The work is that of a professional standard and has added much to the looks of the book. We ulso wish to t hank Marian Collier for the contribution of the Senior rage; Lillian Gray. Dramatic Writeup; Minerva Holbrook. Music; Leo Leonard. Literary: Thomas Hedger. Literary; Henry Becker. Typing, and Carl Pucket, Advertising. — 69 — Mazen Harmon Hedger STUDENT OPINION A few weeks after the school year a movement was started to resume publication of a school paper that had lain dormant for a whole year. The llrBt question was what Blze the paper should be and whether a new prtss should be purchased to print It on. After investigation into the price of a press It was found to be too expensive, and so It was decided to print it on the school press, ft was d elded to have the body of the paper linotyped downtown. Mr. Mazen was elected the editor, and Mr. Harmon the business manager, each with the power to appoint such csMstanta they should Hnd necessary. A very competent staff was chosen which was changed from tima to time ts some of the members left school or became engaged in other activities. From the first the paper was printed by a professional printer on the school prees. But later in the winter the printer left the town and the staff look over the additional duties of printer ' s devils and pressmen. There were many hard times for the staff during the year when the material was not forthcoming as it should, but on the whole the students responded well, and to those who did their share the staff is more than grateful and expresses many thanka. The:e will lie a few of the staff left or the summer session around which a good staff may bo built. Bill will be thero and he will make a good starter, I The staff hopes that those who fee 1 hurt as to what has b en said about them In the columns will be charitable towards us and forgive and forget. — 60 — Fogarty Felch Gray Troleon Duster S. David Mazen.... Thomas W, Hedger. Adella Scot ton_ Wroe F. Alderaon. Lillian Gray. Si fit Fogarty.. Hazel Dallas. Dorothy Wilson. H. C. Fish.. Ida Beck . Edna Busier_ Vera Murdock. Roy Trolson.. Alice Brook. Peggy Felcli.. I iuIIiim Wilson Wallace Brook STUDENT OPINION Kcotton Seymour Beck Aldrl ' HOli Mutxku ' k EDITORIAL STAFF . Bditor-ln-Cbfcf .-. Associate Editor .-.Society Editor .Literary Editor .—.Dramatics Editor . ..Athletics Editor . Joke Editor •.. Exchang e Editor . Faculty Reporter .-.Senior Reporter ..— Junior Reporter .-.Kamola Hall Reporter .Eswin Hall Reporter .Assembly Reporter .Town Girls ' Reporter BUSINESS STAFF William J. Harmon.Business Manager Anne Wallace. Circulation Manager Glen L. Seymour.Advertising Manager w i u- K . Hinch - -.Faculty Advisor „ ' “ ' Va, ' ,r aB advertising manager. Eleanor Dullahant as Kamola Hall KM.ho FB etta Johnat m a stwicty editor, Harold Wasson a� junior reporter, a . Hth,etic «Htnr, and W. T. Stephens also served during the year w “ ' embers of the staff, —« 1 — I amen lleiiivnwaty Itack Johnston KAMOLA HALL The Kamcila Hail Association, an organization of women students living within the dormitory, is one of the most prominent and active organizations on the campus. The members elect liielr officers, and under the supervision of the household director, make the rules and co-operative measures thal are necessary in a dormitory system. On October 13. the first house meeting was held Officers for the coming year were elected as follows: President. Madeline Larsen; Vice President. Julia Hemen- way; Secretary, Evangeline Ostllng; Treasurer. Ida Beck, and Social Secretary, Fayetta Johnston. Hallowe ' en evening. Miss Hough entertained the girls with a little party around the fireplaces. The most brilliant social function of the Holiday season was the Snow Ball given by the association In the Blue Itoom. This proved the spirit of the girls who enjoy the opportunities offered in this home that goes to make up happy memories of a school life. The Atsociation did not hold any more meetings after the Installation of Miss Ora Kennedy, who took Miss Hough ' s place when the latter married, unit: April 10. A number of matters were discussed and officers elected to fill vacancies. Frances Telntcr was elected Vice Preeident and Eleanor Dullahant. Secretary. lint the mere business facts of the association are the least of its purpose and ute. Who can ever forget the wonderful friendships formed within the walls of ' ' Kimono ' Hall, as the hoys delight lo call it? Who can forget the Joys of midnight spreads, with transoms darkened with blankets, window shades drawn close, so that Miss Wiimarth on her nightly walk might not see that some of her Physical Ed 7 were breaking all health laws and incidentally house rules, at the same time. And oh the joys of sleeping on the porch where one may take ihelr like and sing lullabies to the twinkling stars and hear her neighbors moan and curse the musician. And when the early morning sun awakens you, to climb upon th? roof and gaze fur across the country at the wonderful hills. Far below the high climber comes the calls of still earlier risers who are playing tennis on the many courts In the rear of the Hall. The Junior girls have another year to look forward to with Joy—Joy that comes from the knowledge that once again they may roam the halls, break the rules and enjoy life as only happy Normal girls can. Alas! the Seniors must realise that the happiest days of their lives are gone—gone but not to be forgotten. Some day. perhaps, when the Normal Is a college, they will corns back and Join the happy, laughing throng. Kamola Hal)!! We bid you farewell. — 62 — Gorlin ivtrm l ' ott l ' onnrd Ituinlui llcdger Htfdtcr „ , ESWIN CLUB K win Clul was organized laul fall by the men students who were rooming In F-swin Hall. The purpose of Us organization wan to establish a men ' s dormitory that would furnish room and hoard at a minimum cost, It is managed by the men themreivea, and expenses are met by the assessment of monthly membership dues. Al the beginning of the school year, regular offlccre were elected; a constitu¬ tion. by-laws, and household rules were framed and adopted; anil a kangaroo court wa established to uphold the authority of the first and to inflict punishment for tiolalions of the second. It must not 1 C inferred, however, that the only benelit derived from the club Is that of economy, allho that 1 b a very real and potent one. There Is also the social ide with Its casual acquaintanceships developing into friendships. Us broadening exchanging of ideas and cigarettes. Us argumentations. Its mutual assistance In lessons and loans, its opportunities to study at close range almost every type of men. There is that feeling of fellowship—of being one or the ' gang ' —which would not be nearly so strongly fell If It were not for the uniting Influence of the club, giving as it does all members an interest in common. r swln Club was formed us an experiment, and Its development and success has certainly surpassed anticipations. Considerable credit for It success must be given • o the club officials who devoted their time to its Interests for no other remunera¬ tion than the rather onerous honor of serving the rest. The president is an executive and diplomat hart! to beat. The house manager is a real administrator and business man with exceptional ability in keoping down expense. The secretary is a very conscientious man, and Is always on the job. The treasurer altho not Scotch. Is canny, and safeguards the club’s finances. Altho it seems to be so obvious that It is almost a platitude, we wish to predict that the Egwln Club Is here to stay, and that a larger dormitory for men will be an imperative need in the very near future. The present officers are; President Harold I’otts Vice-President. John Corline House Manager... Willis Knmbo Secretary. Henry Becker Treasurer. Anthony I ' ersky Sergeant-at-Arms..„.Cecil Peters KANGAROO COURT Judge .....Thomas Hedger Clerk. ........_Thomas Carrol Prosecuting Attorney----Leo Leonard Judiciary Committee Wroe Aldcrson, John Gorllne. Harold Polls Bailiff ..Cecil Peters «-8S— Hannon P ' ' ■oimr i THE TRAIL BLAZERS Within two wetks fi S 1 , vz r - ■ 1,1 � «.� «.� sks ? ™ which potentially j nc | udl ., B Hill Charleston - banjo? h Th , Ja . ' ! m ‘ ilc with tht having never distinguished a,B s,u len l and faculty m mh ' ’ h ’ l ” : ' rKn ' ln ' managed to get ZT.Z u T ,n ■ musical ca C M ,n cl, ° o1 - hiI, • r conime ' n • «£ V lLtT. ?“• nev “ y hUn re h - SeTSSSLa di.stlngul.ihed h eTb ss ' jSEs “7 � •� .� ' ™ r n sr M s � « ' � —« . 0r WUeh 11 11 ■ v (tand A I ° r ,f ai,llatlon and to perpetuate mV ' 1 tts c,, nvenienJ .- •« —« - s —« 4 — Alderson ptvidm Anderson Popart y A nice lei Fowler Barnes Git land Becker Broderick Jorttne Hartman Maattrei Hawthorne Hedger Herrin Leonard Mapes Mi Masen Mueller Peters Poland Pott G. Seymour Puckett Rambo Rankin J. Robinson F. Robinson K. Seymour Spaulding Trolson Tuttle Water Intercollegiate Club : «rl Puckett. .. „ .....President Helen Fittercr_ .Social Secretary I Anne Wallace „ ...Secretary Treasurer Howard Hartman. „ . orreapondlng Secretary t,„ :r .. ,h ' «J J of ■wrnln among the Normal cmlu Y® 1 ‘ n e,h,ca,lon in higher institutions who have attended r„l.egT or 71 mu ° W U Mh “«• . 1 earned credits in any « U . J or nl °P« «• •� who ha« fulfill membership requirements, ' UP ° n 8how,nB a deslr ' ! “� Join and to Members who are not Hated under picture ar- John itigley Elizabeth Craig Beulah Heuver J. R. Clarke Muriel Mason William Charleston Jessie Cornett Mabel Flncke Mary Sinclair MrB. Blanche Hudson Faye Price Mr� . Maybelle Williams Mary Jane Jackson —fi6— St« H 1‘AIjIa1iik Rtytioid4 Banter Spaulding I Cun i bo I liUh ' nhrand Siarbuck Uirfli ' n Johnston Hf«b nbfliiRh CUliiml { ' banning Garrard I ' crcki Uanu!� Bunn Wilson Garrard Flachar Gcmm el Ixulla Dalliu Thu How Brook 1 lav i l son iramatira The Dramatic club or our school feels that this year from fall unm . , been one of the most successful for Its work of any year In the 4 unusually large number of students having taken VarUciur in. •nade it necessary to form several classes each warier Th uTV classes was more successful than ,n past 4 •here were sufficient boys in school to take part. fa H :ri: ’:z: nr:z r :z -M z : b ;rr :: :rz zzz zjz:r: audience for the club ' s work, and much talenT III d ' iZvered ImonTu ° ' “ sevoraT assembly Pr °— P « - . Public. 3 The officers for the Dramatic club for the year are: President.. Vice President . LiUian °™y Secretary . . Bosworth Treasurer. . . Busier Business Manager -Kathleen Lewis Social Chairman .. Hcnry Becker Advertising Manager .. He ‘ en Vltt TeT Property Manager. ... Leo Leonard Mistress of Wardrobe. • Wroe Alderson he Sergeant-at-Arms . . McQueen .. Fogarty = - — « clever in the mUgiC r °° m and dancing completed the very happy evening. The plays and casts for the year were as follows: voods. Games, refreihments — 68 — ' u, “ Qu — ' continued 1 Dispatches for Sarah Fisher_ Beth Flatter Johnathan Fisher... Heater Fisher Saman’ha Rosa_ Hepslbah Cabot... Captain Fairchild Lieutenant of British Army. ' .’. WASHINGTON- . Lillian Gray . Marie Helvey David Mazen ■ 1!; 1 li 11 a] r . Mabel Newman Carolyne Bo | Le o Leonard John Gortlne Iky. Back Polly Warren. Henry. 2. PEACE MANEUVERS ..... • Ernest G 111 a nd . . .Randolph Mueller . . .- Doro ‘hy Fetter .Harold Potts 3. THE CLOD” Mary Trask I the clod) 4 - JOINT OWNERS IN Mr . Mitchell SPAIN Mlsa Dyer. Edna Busier .— Lillian Gray 5. THE PHOENIX Beatrice... Maid. ' -Leo Leonard . • Thelma McCormick «• THE FLOWER SHOP” Maude, the clerk Henry, the office boy_ Alice Morrlsette Mr. Slovsky . . .....Myrna Wood Miss Willis II ,), Mrs. Jackson.. ..Evelyn Leffingwell ... Faye Waters ■ AMERICA PASSES BV Bill, a young American Anne, his fiancee. . Randolph Mueller George. Bill s pal .. Lillian Gray Kate, George ' s wife.... Frank Robinson . Ruth Smith Dramatics—Continued g. MOONSHINERS I,uke Hazy.-. Fre d Waters A Revenue Officer.. Lee Simmons 9. “THE DICKEY BIRD. Mrs. Griffiths...Dorothy Fetter Mrs. Bowman. .Marie Flynn Mr. Bowman ...Harold Newstrum 10. ‘MATCHMAKERS Donald Coreoran.—.Wroo Alderson Marv Ellen Corcoran. .-.Vera Murdock Kitty Corcoran... Helen Bosworth Dennis Dellahauty. WOtOM Anastsla Dellahanty ..v. Edna Busier Constable Duhlea..Carl I’uckett II. LOVE AND TEA” Lavlna Boltwood.-.Grace McQueen Betty Boltwood, her niece. .Gertrude Flynn MrB. Cowles.... Brown Mrs. Adams... ..Billie Dixon .Marie Flynn 12. TWO CROOKS AND A LADY Miller, the Hawk-- Harold Newstrum .Minerva Holbrook Garrlty, a policeman .. 13. “PLAIN MARY BROWN” .Mabel Newman .Dorothy Redenbaugh 14. TO MEET MR. HAWTHORNE” . .Ruth Leftingweli Plln .. . .Stella Ellison — 72 — Delta Pi Phi The Delta PI Phi program for this year has been a rery Interesting one. The society, established In 1906, is an honor organization, the members of which are elected twice a year by the Dramatic club at large. Six people of special ability and marked dramatic ability are chosen each time. The officers for the year are: President..—Mary Yolo Vice President.Kathleen Lewis Secretary.Edna Busier Treasurer ....Dorothy Fetter The purpose of this society Is twofold, first to cultivate taste for the best in dramatic art by affording its members an opportunity to work together In pre¬ sentation of higher class of drama than the general classwork permits; secondly, to honor students who have Bhown the most marked ability in interpretation or the drama. The program of plays given by the members of the Delta Pi Phi at the nd or the vear consisted of the following plays: Six Who Pass While The Lenlals Poll, Deceivers,•’ The Locked Cheat and Ticklcss Time. —7S— DOUBLE TRIO The work of the double trio under the direction of Miss Rossman has been a delight and credit to the- school. The girls taking part in the double trio are; Helen Fitterer and Fayetta Johnston, soprano; Frances Buck and Ann Wallace, second soprano, and Marie Flynn and Ida Beck, alto. Miss Kossman and the girls, assisted by Bernice Endicott, spent months in preparing a program under the title of America’s Contributions to Folk Songs. which they presented before the Woman ' s club of akima when the club entertained their husbands. Later the program was given for the Normal students during the commencement week. Dressed in dainty creolines and pantalettes of the old South, the girls sang many delightful numbers, including negro folk songs and other folk songs of primitive America. Miss Buck, Miss Fitterer, Miss Johnston and Miss Endicott were charming in their solo work. Later the girls changed into Indian costume and presented an attractive program of Indian music. Some of these songs Miss Rossman herself obtained from the Indians on the Yakima Reservation. The trio has assisted the school in many entertainments and the different members have been most generous in favoring us with solos. Itiunbo Bugler Mazen Scotton Aldersou A T Leonard DEBATE Kesolvid that the Philippines should have llieir independence by 1930. 1 „ This 3rea ' ' f,,r ,he ,,rst time the Bllensburg Normal entered the field of debate.! Three debates were held between the three normal schools of the state the same night—Cheney sending their affirmative team to Bellingham. Bellingham s affirms. I live team coming to Bllenaburg. and Etlensburg ' s affirmative team going to Cheney. Cheney won both or her debates unanimously. The Ellensburg negative team defeated Bellingham, while the affirmative lost to Cheney. Our negative teum was composed of Miss Edna Busier. Mr. l-eo Leonard and Mr. Willis itambo The type of debate which our team used showed the splendid training they had received under Mr. Smyser. our coach, Mis Busier pleasing delivery made her speech very attractive to the audience and warmed them up to the more aerlou and eloquent speech made by Mr Leonard. Mr. itambo displayed a thoro knowledge of his subject and mads a Splendid introductory speech. However, his fiery rebuttal marked Ills paramount success as a debater this season. Little is known or the debate at Cheney, but we know from the practice debate held in the assembly that our team, composed of Mis Adella Scot ten. Mr. IXavtd Mazen and Mr. Wroc Alderson. did their part to uphold the honor of our school. We took second place this year and we hope that next year we may win the cup. — 76 — cs� The year 1921-1922 saw (he adoption of an athletic program In the local Institution of a breadth of scope never attempted before. The teams representing the Ellensburg State Normal School the past year In football and basketball were on the same standard ns the other two normal schools, and every loyal normallte Is looking forward to great success next year. Because this was the first year and the expense of outfitting football and basketball teams wa very large, baseball and track were not attempted, but It ts expected there will be equally strong teams In these branches of sport next year. — 77 — IN APPRECIATION Much credit is due Coach Leonard who has served the school so faithfully in carry¬ ing out the tremendous athletic program which has brought so much honor to the school and upened new possibilities for future athletic honors. — 78 — Jffnotball Tlie nineteen twenty-one (onlliall team la (he first that Ell nsburg Normal School has produced for many year . In the past the teams were too weak to cope with such formidable adversaries as those which the last season ' s team tackled, namely. University of Idaho Frosh, University of Washington Frosh, College of Puget Sound, and Cheney Normal. A game scheduled with the Bremerton Apprentice aggregation for Thanksgiving would undoubtedly have meant another victory but it was Impossible to play the game on account of the deep snow covering the field, Practically a third of the squad consisted of men who were new at the game at the beginning of the season. But the material was there and Coach Leonard soon whipped it Into shape. Although a little trouble was experience! in getting a full turnout at the first of the season, school spirit came to the front and brought men out who came for the purpose of helping out the team even though there was no chance of making it themselves. It may well be said that the season was completely successful. Each time, although we lost the first three of the four games played, our men struggled for supremacy and gave the opponent no chance to rest until the final whistle blew. Each time the visiting team went home resolved that Ellenaburg was to be reckoned with In the future aa one of the strongest elevens In the minor college conference. In the opening game of tlie season the Normal undoubtedly went out of Its class. We took on the strong University of Idaho Frosh who had defeated its varsity In practice and came resolved to turn the game Into a track meet consisting of fifty-yard dashes down the field. In this they were disappointed. They found instead, a stubborn, resolute, pre-detertimed group of fighters, who, although green and Inexperienced, gave ground slowly in terms of yards instead of rode as Idaho had expected. Outweighed h opelessly by thirty pounds to the man our men fought to the finish and gained an experience which came tn their rescue many times In the latter part of the season. The final score of 55-0 Indicates merely the superi¬ ority of weight and experience and would undoubtedly have been reduced fifty per cent had the same teams met later in the season. The College of Puget Sound game was probably the most thrilling and rensational ever witnessed in Kllensburg. Both teams were evenly matched from the standpoint of weight, Puget Sound had a record behind them. Ellenaburg Normal was bent on making one. The contest started with each team tuned to high pitch. The ball went back and forth with sensational end runs, unexpected forward passes, and exchange of punts. The first half ended with neither team coring. C. P. S. seemed to shine out In individual playing while the Normal felled on teamwork to accomplish the coveted end for which they were striving. The third quarter brought no further developments. At the opening of the last quarter through the completion of a long pass, C. P. S. bad the Normal defending ‘ts goal on the ten-yard line. Two desperate line plunges carried the ball over. (Continued on page S2.) LA Hay Green, captain and peppery quar. terback. who was fast on hla feet and had a head which always worked accord- ingly, Ray was injured In the middle of the season and proved quite a loss to his teammates. Jen ne Wlppel, fighting halfback, who didn ' t know when to give in. He wag a veritable thunderbolt on or tense I ami a tower of strength on defense. A cat with nine lives didn ' t have a chance with Jenne when he got started. Wendell Barnes, snappy halfback, who reminded his opponents of chained light- ! ning, wag also out or the game for a time on account of injuries. He ulways hit the line hard and found holes when others failed. Bob Dorsey, husky center, who handled men on the other team In a manner not ] at all polite and could open holes in the opposing line wide enough for Coxey ' s army to go through. Also filled a hair- backs position with the same fight when necessary. Keith Seymour, brainy quarterback, who could handle I he ball, and knew what play to use at the right time. It took Keith to keep the opponents guessing. BUI Harmon, fast tackle and plung¬ ing halfback, who piloted the team in the latter part of the season, and always found from whistle to whistle. I 80 — Jack Robinson, clever end. who was an slippery as he was fast. Nothing could «top him short of the goal post. Husky Fowler, moose tackle, who wanted to know why hla opponent never seemed to enjoy the game. Husky could ulways be depended upon to do his part and often more. Kenneth Rankin, brawny center, who played a steady, hard game and sent many an opponent home wiLh sweet ' remembrances. Wroe Aldtrson, fighting tackle, who went Into the game to win and put tear In the heart of many an opposing man. When Wroe got mad. things had to go right. Itundy Mueller, big guard, who hit like a Ion of brick and knew how to fight. He was a stronghold of the Normal School line. Frank Robinson, fast end. who was like a whirlwind on a desert: nothing could stop him. He and his brother were u pair which helped to make the team what it was. Idoyd Cook, fullback and all-star Punter, whose loss, resulting from a Prained tinkle in the C. P. S. game left 8 vacancy hard to flit. Jumtball (Continued from page 79.) C. P. S. failed lo convert goal. The Normal then started a new plan of attack Forward passes were resorted to almoRt entirely, and It seemed almost certain that they would score at two different times, The sideline were in a frenzy lim „ was of no avail, for the extra vim was wanting and the game ended 6-0 in favo r of the visitors. Armistice day found the University of Washington Frosh invading Ellensbu Their long list of scoreless opponents made them feel overconfident in the result of this game which to them wub only a practice game. As a result, the Normal fighting team, through a united effort, overwhelmed Bagshaw’s stars In the first five minutes of play, and scored. Taken off their feet In this manner the second quarter had started before the viaitors had recovered from the surprising blow dealt them. The scores made by the frosh were all hard-earned ones and came at wide interval in the game. The final score of 31-6 brought out the tact th T Bllensburg was one of the three teams haTlng the honor of scoring on a University . of Washington Frosh team during the entire season. The last game of the season with Cheney Normal resulted In a victory which | was valued far higher than any other victory could have been. Cheney came resolved that this game would be another feather in her cap, for she had alreadjl overwhelmed Spokane College and Spokane University. The field, mantled with two inches of snow, was wet and slippery, causing many rumbles and uncalled-for errors on each side. The only touchdown of the game came at a crucial montl in the third quarter when, with Cheney desperately defending her goal, an Ellend burg end snatched a pass out or a group of opponents and crossed the goal line Eilensburg managed to keep the ball in neutral territory during the remainder of | the game. — 82 — laskrtball The basketball call came shortly after football season had closed but practice did not start in earnest until after the Christmas vacation was over and the Drat game but a week or two ahead. Intercollegiate basketball was new to the school hut the men turned out with flying colors and soon developed a strong first team with a fighting second team of men who made it their business to see that no first team man went to sleep on the job. I ' nder the able supervision of Coach Leonard the squad soon got down to brass tacks and proved Its worth in games played preliminary to the opening contest of the Normal School Conference with Cheney, at which time our men were undoubtedly at about the highest point of efficiency reached during the season. In this game the Hyaks showed the result of the long period of training which they had been subject to und were not hampered by sickness as was the case in some of the Important games later In the season. With the completion of the season and the results pointing to the fact that the Normal had acquitted itself most creditably and shown itself more than an equal match to the majority of its opponents, the prospects for a championship team next year, with practically the whole squad to return. Is indeed very bright, and every true Normal!te Is looking fonvard to it with anticipation and boosting his team with heart and soul. Basketball Personnel Basketball Qames DAMMAN A. C„ 6; NORMAL, 35 fhon.i ' w W “ I , lh flr l t ame nt ,hc TOa on and nave our men a chance to themseUes. It was the first clianee that the eouch had to see Just what hi m Zl, , h n “‘ ' I 1 f Crimm “ se � � ' •« forces. The overwhein.ina ic o ' rv showed the superiority of the Hyaks over the athletic club. ROSLYN A. C., 27; NORMAL, 35 «„n,e ll n C ? nte ' t i,b lbp stronR Ro8l - vn aggregation was looked forward to with Z™ T y ,he ° P,H ,,en ' a w « the holders of no mean reputation n wl, the w , ' ? i ' T ’ , OUIsUI,,rs that the upper county squad would be too much the Normal lada. but they had misjudged the fighting ability of the Hyaks took the l d at the start and kept the heavier men in ' chcck until he game end d SSui • ““ ™ “““ � a. 52 Y. M. C. A., 31; NORMAL, 29 ni lh ,ocal Y - M c - A team received a decided Jolt when the Red ' li w h K° n r 1 1 held ,h,,,n t0 “ ' ore whlch aimoa ' allied defeat t« the team which had last season defeated W. S. C by « large score. Even our molt a hollng PP rter k h ' 8 h£Sd When ““h 1 abOU ' h ‘ S h ° PM ° f ° Ur , J n niaking The game was fast and spectacular from whistle to whistle. The Y M C A excelled in long shots while the steady, persistent teamwork of the sons of Hvak outclassed their opponents. CHENEY. 22; NORMAL. 29 ij rahB - 7 «rybody! We repeated the glorious foolball victorv over our o d rHals Ve started oft well and by the end of the first half had piled uti � lig lead of 19 to S. Cheney came back strong in the second hair but the fighting spmt of our warriors held the opponents down till the Anal whistle The Robinson brothers played their usual brilliant game at center and forward. Masters .aged ' t,z 22 r:;. w r ' , � � “ - � «• sr.rsl WESTERN TRIP Unlvercity of Washington Freshmen 27 College of Puget Sound 28 Bellingham Normal—First Game 14 Bellingham Normal—Second Game 18 Normal IT Normal 18 Normal 23 Normal 1 1 ,h ol yak ,,lva ded the sound dialrict they were quite confident that they would bring home the bacon, but were defeated in three or the four games played, although a creditable showing was made each time. In view of the fact that Cheney had defeated the same teams after meeting disaster at our hands we had expected our team to sweep the coast. However we are aatisrie.1 that they did their best with the breaks of the games going In the opponents’ favor each time, and our men fighting on foreign soil. C. P. S„ 36; NORMAL. 17 This game was the big mystery of the season, upon a battlefield with a more confident air of victory dash out upon the local floor that eventful Tuesday No trojans ever marched than dii] the sons of Hyak night when everyone was — 88 — to even up the defeat of the week before. It ha not been attained r: ! r the defeat was canoed by Matt losing hi pant in a crucial moment of w . hr or whether the reBt just naturally lost their heads. At any rate. C. P. 3- took P 8y ... of the apparent consternation of the home team and caged basket ' i , basket turning an apparent defeat into an overwhelming victory. Jenne “ f ’i;,e wa the only man on the job. and it was largely he who prevented a eater defeat by forcing the opponents to shoot from the center of the f o . BELLINGHAM. 9-17: NORMAL. 30-39 Wow!!!!! We walloped Bellingham a blow which will take her yearn to Irom Fr om Btart to finish the visitors from our rival school were I wi ld rred by the rapid passing and accurate shooting of the Hyaks. whose 1,6 Ie like Dlav were too much for the men from the coast. A a result ot e two Victories we were leading the conference and needed but to defeat fneiiey again to lie the undisputed champions of the conference. CHENEY. 26: NORMAL. 23 When the Hyak warriors left on the eastern trip the heart and sou) of the ■tudent body went with them, for the outcome of the game with our old rivals L™To determine whether our team was to take ilrst or second place in he Mifference Wc were bent on repeating the victory of the month before and put ap „ hard fight, hut were edged out by three points Just before the final whistle. SPOKANE UNIVERSITY. 23: NORMAL. 21 The game was rough and fast, nearly developing Into a free-for-all fight. Our teamwork excelled the easterners but the absence of Captain Jack ltoblnsom on account of sickness, was sorely felt and the jinx’ was with us. We lost in rcore and won in fight. W’e scored nine field goals to Spokane six. but the fouls called on os won the game for Spokane. Hawthorne was the star of both game on the eastern trip, while the whole team played excellent ball. Y. M. C. A„ 33; NORMAL, 16 The sturdy Hyaks dropped a post-season gome to the local Y. M- C. A after putting up a hard-fought battle against the powerful team which wiil maWh any ream in the Northwest. We lost, not because we were poor players, but because the other men were better. Much trouble was expericncd by each Crimson and Black man in locating the basket. Teamwork was displayed by each team. It being hard to pick out any individual stars. RESULTS OF THE NORMAL SCHOOL CONFERENCE Wc CHENEY .—... ELLENSBUUO .-... BELUNGHAM ...... 1 SEASON ' S RECORD Damman A. C. Rnslyn A. C. Y. M. C. A. Cheney « 7 31 22 U. of W Krosh 27 C. P. S. 28 Bellingham 14 Bellingham 18 C. P. S. 86 Bellingham 9 Bellingham 17 Cheney 26 Spokane U. Y. M. C. A. 83 Total 317 Lost Pet. 1 .750 2 .066 5 -166 Normal 35 Normal 35 Normal II Normal 29 Normal 17 Normal 18 Normal :: ' ■ Normal 11 Normal 17 Normal 30 Normal 39 Normal IS Normal 21 Normal 16 Total 342 — 87 — Harmon, Capt.; Wasson. Angelel. Gordon. Barnes. Mueller. Mgr SECOND TEAM BASKETBALL The fundamental factor in any successful basketball team Is the quality of Its opposition. Many a squad with brilliant prospects has lost out because the second team was not strong enough to furnish sufficient opposition in practice In this respect the Normal team lias no drawback. In fact, it at times became evident that the men holding first team positions were by no means sure of their places. No games were scheduled for the second team until late in the season, when they played and won five games, each time holding their opponents down to a score of less than ten points. Second Team s Season Record Normal 33 Normal 20 Normal 29 Normal 38 Normal 35 Kittitas 8 Dammoo A. C. 8 V. M. C. A. 2nd B Busy Bees 9 Dammoo A. C. 5 — 88 — FACULTY RECEPTION 55� SKStiSg A. S. B. MASQUERADE DANCE mTzz:,: “sars: 8 ur a 8 � “- -� •.� Every one appeared In varied and weird cosl.imM rt ,Ra,ure in th « decorations Japanese maiden and Egyptian fortune te � T fwture ' oT he aDd . cow ' ir ‘« «o appearance of a number of girls from Eswtn Hall-- Ja? ° f th eYen,n K w,„ , he M«e wardrobes of various members of Kamola Hall , l eir ppi,rel fro,1 ‘ Were told by Ernest Gilland which scni rhm J k . 0 1 exc ,ing ghost stories During the time (hat Miss ytton read 0, . a d 8hlV, ‘ ra Up ° ur ,ia bo«es ow an only flashlights Showed here .nd there w? U ‘ ““ liBh,s Were ‘ rn « most successful party of theyear especllW a. Ho e .° Ut a douh ' thl � a the evenings enjoyment. ' P 3 doughnuts and cider completed the given ' T’lt the assembly a p « “� � get-together” l„ the gymnasium where game, and dancing ™ enjo e ’ leral SENIOR PARTY ««£ Tuesday before Thanh. «as spent in dancing, both the modern d-n Part ° r I he evening remainder of the evening w n , L t. d ,l ' e ° p «ritan days. The themselves in spite of the fact LtVhVS SS iKtS ’ ESWIN CLUB PARTY on i e:::u Iu 3 b r,r t Th?ha,r Hai : ,r,s • « p«| and greens. The lights were softly shaded } d corated wltl pennants, balloons very beautiful effect A mock wel iml fl many different colors, making a trial given by the k.nwroo court A laUghter aa Id also the quartet added ,0 the entertainment Ref me„t“ wet -fmy KAMOLA HALL SNOW RAIL eyes as Kamola Hull glrl cle an Christmas trees greeted the form of snowballs, and the music wu . .Z,,, 7? ? ' ' «re clever, in the rhape of snowballs, and decorated with etnO A ii. Refreshments of ice in the during intermission. Over eighty counles erries. were served with wafers dances of the year. ’ UPleS were prea 8, “ a � one of the most delightful — 90 — Swlrtij—(Eattltnuf ft JUNIOR PARTY the night before Christmas vacation and all thru the Hall not � vraa stirring, excepting the mice,” for all were at the party in t� Which was being given by the Juniora in honor of the Senior and Tall Christmas trees decorated the room, under which mystenous-looklnK F fa, ' 5 M w ., re neeping. After marching around the room singing Christmas card - l ’ ,rKa l� d broke up and began dancing. Gifts were passed out and the owners i 1 ' , Much mirth and laughter resulted Trom the opening of me gifts. During h ' , , ttr part of the evening, candy cancs were passed out. From that time •� ' ' u „jo r ‘ were as stuck up ns the Faculty and Seniors. The evening closed affairs for the quarter and the year of 1921. TRAIL BLAZER DANCE The Trail Blazer held their first informal of the year on January 20. in the The purpose of the dance was to raise money with which to � « Skaters Tor the football boys. This event marked the first appearance of the Hll Blazers Orchestra. About eighty-five couples attended. ESWIN HALL PARTY Eswln Hall entertained the Faculty at a get-together on February S. The decorations were attractively worked up In the schoo l colors, crimson and black. . number of readings were given, several solos sung and a variety of selection , played by the Eswin Club Orchestra, formed the entertainment of the evening. TOWN GIRLS - DANCE The Town Girls ' Club entertuined at a beautiful dancing party In Kamola H� l nn February 4. Red valentines, balloons, carnations ami kewplCB were part of lovely decorations. The refreshments carried out the valentine motif, the ice having a red heart in the center and served with heart-shaped warer Little Peggy !� • ' gave an imerpretive dance and later she and Phillip George Fittcrer gave out the favors. COLONIAL BALL The Colonial Ball, given under the auspices of the Senior Clasa on March • was the moat formal dance of the year The Blue Room was beautifully decorated With arches of green streamers and dainty pink hollyhocks. The Minuet, dan _ by sixteen Senior girls, began the even ing Following this everyone Joined In the Orand March. The favors were In the form of bright-colored two-toned roaches f� r the ladies and caps for the men. Refreshments of ice cream and wafers « ' pr served during intermission. ANNEX CLUB The Annex Club entertained their lady friends on March 20, in honor of on of their club members. FACULTY BANQUET The Faculty entertained the young men of the school with a delightrul dinner party a, Kamola Hall on Si, Patrick ' s Day. The Faculty took the name of Piste.ettes ami the students. Dublln-Ups. Many novel toasts and songs contributed to the evening s enjoyment. The tables were effectively decor.ted with a wee of Irish landscape as a centerpiece. Covers were laid for ninety-three. fenriptg—(JonttHttP® I trail blazers dance 5 -S SLr r • - Ab � “‘ couples were presL, WSS fUrnl8hP£ ’ bv th T — siazer 5 EASTER EGG HUNT - .- E .„, J •Sg hum JUNIOR PROM SHSSyS Swicttr—(Hrnttinupb TRAIL BLAZERS DANCE The Trail Blazers ' second Informal was held at Kamola Hall, April 7 -ph Blue Room was artistically decorated with pink paper flowers. Thruout th evening punch was Berved. The music was furnished by the Trail Blazers Orchestra About fifty couples were present. EASTER EGO HUNT Kamola Hall entertained the Faculty and studentB with an Easter Egg hunt on Easter afternoon. JUNIOR PROM The most successful dance of the spring quarter wag given on April the 29th Black and white was the color scheme used to make the Junior Prom the most unique social event of the year Panels were blocked out In black, and even the fireplace became a checkered affair. Punch was served during the evening by Janet Black and Gladys Erickson, dressed In black and white, and little ,i 0 h n Henry Hale gave out the favors of balloons for the men and runs in black and white ostrich effect for the girls. Over eighty-five couples attended. — 92 — The Kangaroo Court Altho legal procedure Is not strictly followed in nil Its minute and tiresome detail in conducting a trial by Kangaroo Court, yet enough resemblance to a real £ urt . of law is maintained to assure or justice being done and to keep the nroreeding dignified and orderly, _ V The plaintiff swears out a warrant against the accused before the Prosecut- . _ A ' torney who notifies the Judiciary Board to meet Tor a preliminary hearing. Thp sheriff serves the warrant on the accused and brings him before the judiciary Board. The Board hears the evidence, and, If it is deemed sufficient, indicts t.ie accused. The indictment 1 b then presented to the Judge of the Court, who sets the date for the trial, and issues a summons to the accused to appear and answer to the charges on that date. Below is given a description of a trial which is typical of the usual Kangaroo l0 After the bailiff had called the room to order the judge took hi seat aud aW -The clerk of the Court will read the first case on the docket. The clerk arose and stated the case thus: “Eswin Hall versus George Brown. The charge Is -negligence with regard to loom light. Judge: George Brown, take the stand.” Brown came forward sheepishly and took the chair Indicated. Judge: “Read the charge.” Clerk: George Brown is hereby accused of absenting himselr from his room without turning the lights off. and of remaining absent for about thirty minutes between the hours of 8:15 p. m. and 8:45 p. m. o’clock or thereabouts on Decem¬ ber 12. 1821, in violation of House Rule No. 5.” Judge: Swear the accused.” Clerk: George Brown, do you solemnly swear that in the statements you are about to make you will toll the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?” I do.” Remember you are under oath. Are you guilty or not guilty?” Not guilty. ' •Have you counsel to defend you? “I have. ' •The Prosecuting Attorney will proceed with case for Eswin Club. Prosecutor: “Your Honor, I wish to call Mr. Walters to the stand.” Judge: Mr. Walters, take the stand. Walters came forward looking a little scaled, and sat down. Judge: Swea r In the witness. Clerk: “Mr. Walters, do you solemnly swear that In the testimony you are about to give you will tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth? Walters, raising his right hand “I do.” Prosecutor: Mr. Walters, were you in your room at about 8:00 o clock last Wednesday evening? I was. Were you alone? Yes. “Who came into your room at about 8:15 o’clock? George Brown.” No one else? No. What did he come after? Didn ' t he want to borrow— Counsel for the defense: Your Honor. I object. The purpose or his visit Is not revalent to the case. Judge: Objection sustained. Confine your examination to questions that are pertinent to the case. THE KANQAROO COURT—Conutined Prosecutor: How lone did George Brown remain in your room? Walters: About thirty minutes or longer. Prosecutor: That Is all for this witness. Judge to Defense: “Do you wish to cross-examine the witness? Defense: I waive the right. Tour Honor. Prosecutor: Please call Mr. Roberts to the stand.” Judge: “Mr. Roberts, take the stand. Mr. Roberts took the stand, unsuccessfully trying to resist the desire «J laugh. The spectators, noticing his mirth, became infected and a titter went around the room. The Judge rapped sharply ror order and said: Mr. Roberts, you seem to find these proceedings amuBing. I am going to give you a taste of ’contempt of court’ If you do not control yourseir and see it that won’t sober you.” Ab a public reprimand was wouuding to his vanity. Roberts immediate tv became serious through resentment. He was then sworn in. Prosecutor: “Mr. Roberts, you went upstairs about 8: IS p. in. last Wednesday did you not?” Roberts, a little Bullenly; yes.” As you passed Brown ' s room you saw him come out. didn ' t you? Yes, and I noticed that the lights were burning In there. Did you enter the room?” Yes, I thought that his room-mate was in there, because the llgh� was burn- ing. and I wanted to see him. Was any one in the room besides yourself? “No.” “That is all. Your Honor.” Judge: “Does the Defense wish to cross examine?” Defens?: Yes, Your Honor.” Turning to witness. You said that no one but yourself was in the room after Brown had left. How long did you stay? Roberts: About five or ten minutes, I suppose. Defense: You went into an unoccupied room where you had no business and stayed for five or ten minutes. What did you—” Prosecutor: I object. Your Honor. Judge: On what grounds?” On the grounds that the question is an Insinuation against the character! of the witness and has no bearing on the case. Judge to Defense: Do you wish to impeach the character of the witness with a view to disqualify his testimony?” Defense: No, Your Honor, but— Judge: Objection sustained. Defense: That Is all. Judge to Prosecutor: Do you wish to call other witnesses? Prosecutor: The Prosecution rests, your Honor. Judge, to Defense: “Do you wish to call witnesses?’’ Derense: “I would like to call the defendant to the stand. Judge: George Brown, take the stand.” Defense: Mr. Brown, did you visit Mr. Walters at 8:15 last Wednesday? Brown: I did.” Did you not turn your room lights off before you left?” To the best of my knowledge I did.” Tell us about your visit. “Well, I went to Walter’s room to borrow some writing paper. Intending to return immediately, but we got to talking about various things, and so I stayed longer than I Intended to, but I feel certain that my room lights were out. The Defense rests, Your Honor” Judge: Does the Prosecutor wish to cross examine? Prosecutor: “I waive the right. Your Honor” “Do you wish to address the Jury?” THE KANQAROO COURT—Continued • only � o say that we have presented evidence which show clearly that the i in guilty of negligence in the UBe of room lights, and, that inasmuch as 1� Wn run on a m-operative basis all expenses Incurred must be met ,b uan b b ' ' all members of it. which includes the Jury as well a. the rest of us. therefore urge the Jury to find a verdict of •guilty in,ice to the Defense: Do you wish to make a plea? Defense: Yes, Your Honor. Gentlemen of the Jury, you all know that eveiy , ns had been guilty of negligence In the past in regard to lights as one things and to single out one man from among us for punishment “ nZZ ■“ ' ‘l ,“B e l ar e u,|’ ' l m , aM,lbinB maltctoub motive Ublom you vun aub- ' • 1X1, bu, o.W ouo b, coanlianl .. .. lb. ‘ ' ' l ' „a«,“ y -ro” ‘r iubvr amb ,b. ..b) t. o, pro«,a Mb io aipaa.my .h. ,b. w� . � � •«« - •- ... . „.|,ich is the only Just verdict in view of all the circumstances. B Vudge Gen.remen of the Jury, in considering the evidence which ha heen niesented you must make your decision impersonally and without prejudice. — 95 — bill Maguire A monstrous liar Is Bill Maguire. So plausibly precise, Altho untrue, each tale is new; He never tells one twice. He sits all day with naivette And tell his Ilea galore; And those who hear with eager ear Keep urging him for more. Like all great liars, he never tires; It seems he can t run down. As far and wide as men reside He has a vast renown. And thru this fame his name became A by-word meaning “liar. And people who say things untrue Are nicknamed “Bill Maguire. • One lie Bill told, with fiction bold In scientific vein, Was of a man in Michigan Whose name is Johnny Swain, Which caused debate and almost hate Between professors hot. Who argufied from every side If it could be or not. Swain had a mule he couldn ' t rule; (Now this is what. Bill said): With well-aimed kick and lightning quick It fractured Johnny’s head. The surgeons came and did proclaim That hopes for him were vain. Unless apace they could replace One section of his brain. A Mexican, a homeless man, In drunken brawl was slain. The surgeons sped to his deathbed And took his living brain. With keen-eyed knife to save his life They opened Johnny Swain; With skillful blade the trade was made And replaced half his brain. BILL MAQU1RE—Continued And Johnny got well; sound ns a bell; Once more a healthy nan, The mule wan game; with perfect aim He kicked poor Johnny again. With wicked stroke John’s head he broke— He cracked it open wide. As tho with wit thiB time he hit The sound and unhurt side. And so again the surgeons scan Poor Johnny in his pain; And if he live someone must give To him half a brain. Somebody said: Out in the shed A wolf is tied with chains.” No time to lose; no time to choose; They used the gray wolf ' s brains. Again John grew as strong us new Despite all sporting bets, All day he ' ll squawk out Greaser talk And smoke bum cigarettes. And every night by dim moonlight He ' ll go and steal a fowl; Then all night long with voice so strong Sit on his heels and howl. T. W. H. — 97 — Qetting Educated It was about 8 oclock when I stratened up my tie and walked boldly the school. I dldnt know what to do first so I watched what the rest was ,j 0 | Everybody «a� wrltln on paper and flllin Will blanks so I sit down and follow ute. There was two lines standln there. They said one line was waitin to u! Mr. Black so alter 1 got my paper full I (jot In the other line cause the iaat t| t T stood in line waltln to set In an oflls to see an otfishal I got 10 hrs extra lut on K P. They give us some papers to look over to find out what we want ,j to take. Among the subjics was Educashon I. I thot that meant the 1st place y 0 „ got educated so I took that and some other things. The next day when all th« excltment was nver and the injurd were bein cared for we went to our classes 111 menshon two of my classes. The first was English where we learnt all bout verbs and pronouns and the like the same old verbs and proriounc etc we learnt for 12 years but we had forgot about em. Wc had to write a lot of Iheems t had a lot of truble I speek English pretty good but somehow or other 1 cant right it write. We was told that Its In gentive case dont have no poslrofe. j always thot it did and wrote it with one. Think of all the Ink I wasted in years of writin. there aint no use tnwastin a lot of Ink in deeuratln the words But that wasnt all. I wanderd into Room No 16 next, you know we nerer march in the rooms any old way to gel in is alright. The teachers was sitting up in front behind an old desk surtin over a hunch of slips. The last leecher I had wore gold on his shoulder and every time he looked at us I found myself still sitting up straight and he even smiled as he looked us over. I couldnt believe I was In school I pinched myself twice to see If I was still conshus and nm dreamin 1 asked somebody If 1 was In the rong place but they sed I wasnt. Somehow or other I couldnt believe he was a teacher I thot maybe a friend of his who retired from vaudevlll was takin his place. My memriea wanderd back to other schools only once, that was when he called us birds. That made me think of :ny last tcecher with the gold stripes. He called us birds lots of times but he always added some ajcclivi-s which modiflde the word birds. w Our teacher kind a made us think at first wc dldnt have enouf sence to pound sand in a rathole but he wasnt pcrsunal so we dldnt get sore. He told us our past edmi«- shon was a kind of a steralized pasturelzed cut dried put up In jarB prosess I think It was too. We dldnt have any chance to get spoiled. He said we learn by doln thats nothin new. We done that for Uncle Stain we done everything we thot we could get by with hut when we got caught we learnt somethin. He said we had been squelched all our lives and told us we better snap out of It or somethin like that. That was new to me they used to make us snap out of It and then proceeded lo squelch us. I learnt a lot of things in Ed but I wound out also that it was a place to learn how to educate somebody else. The teeeher said he was glitln paid for scrapin the mold oH our brains or somethin like that. My head did fed a little better after class. He said the faculty theery was the bunk and that the funkshonal theery was the lateBt taehun. I had a hard time stein It at first I kept thinkln it ought to be faculty theery cause its the faculty ' s theery Is what we ought to know. I think they ought to used another word so as not to confeus us. Blzneag Is goin to be rotten for trenolglsts. Bumps on the head dont mean nothin accordin to the new theery. lie says we learn thru experensc and enviremeot shapes us I ollen wondered why so many people got all out of shape. He says we ought to learn soshal graces. Thais a fine thing. A lot of dances nowdays are extinguished from rastlln matches only cause there aint no referee around and then think of all the accidents that could be prevented at six corse dinners. Anything might happen to a fellow from losin his girl to laseratln his mouth if he aint up on the latent. He could get In dutch in lota of ways. He says life is strugle and each time weere kicked we know better next time. I think he should have said we ought to know better cause some people dont and never will, then — 8 — Qettinq Educated-Continued , , . ■■ . 1 , m ,.iM wp wouldnt get kicked atall. He Bays , think If we COUld ® dU °! k ? d _ et converaashonal ability. 1 Ress he means •“ IfbUt l think iB apt to work a hardship maybe someday some of us will he alright hu .oiipze a word in edgways at home once in a while I h usbeiida and won I • run long enough it begins to rattle t � I He savs X “tudv a lo ' t of Junk we can never use. Sure that ..easy � d have ‘got a grain Of sense you can see you wouldnt need to take no t0 see if you have 6 s tkan vou w „„id need to take a new testament oara into the Sahara desert an. � ■ not the same kind of morais to « « ■ fu ed to th nk either you was moral or bad one of the too but yoU read about I used to but everybody is a mixter. I always ‘w Ethics wL ujpin your ha. and eating soup without makin a noise and such mot Ethics was nppiu Plato and Arestotel 1 waa about to like so when the leecher started tarn n ano( , )er miatake bll( they lo i d me to Huk around 6 TVal QUtte a spell before I could flgger out what the old birds l ' , .1 12 thousand years ago had to do with us. Some peeple acceuse the schools i 151 “ i 1 ‘Aiiffion I don ' t know about the rest of ein but I am safe :r, ‘ z over in their graves if they had of heard us spoiitln off about em. n: r rasjjs ologlology h - . nt m ind feelin 1 defended from a monkey but wmmmmmm , , iinstifv goniobody in tearin loose and staitin a few thing - r as Jt-s = mavbe thato right I gesa they mean by that that weere all square heads and git pushed thru a lot of holts and come out mlnaa the corners and well rounded. Gee I dont see how anybody wouldnt want to get educated. __Buy a guy thats getiin-hls barnlckles nocked off. — 99 — ■ Senior Sneak Day We are, we are the Seniors or the Normal school. Or all the things that we like best, the Junior class to tool. We stole away from school one day, so early in the fall. We went upon a long, long hike, but the Juniors didn ' t (all. Hurry Seniors, Seniors that we are. W. 8. N. S. we shall be your star. We arc-, wc are the Seniors of the normal school. Of alt the things that we like hest, the Junior class to fool. Fragments of the above song broke the stillness of the morning air, one bright November morn as the Senior Class, eighty strong, marched down the road to the Upper Bridge. Upon their arrival at the picnic grounds, the boys set to work to build the fires while the girls engaged in various tasks, from making sand¬ wiches to playing baseball. Such strenuous exercise worked up tremendous appetites which welcomed the dinner call at twelve-thirty. Baked beans, sandwiches, doughnuts, satad, apples and coffee disappeared with alarming rapidity. However, the committee was well acquainted with the capacities of the class of ' 22. and enough had been provided to satisfy every one. Sports were again the big feature after lunch and all were engaged in an Interesting game ot soccer when the most blood-curdling shriek demanded our attention. “The Juniors are coming! There are hundreds and hundreds of them at the N. P. Station on their way here! ' Immediately all sports were forsaken. A mad rush was made for the four cam that were at the disposal of the Seniors. Others started to hike, making exceedingly rapid progress. Where shall we go? was the cry. To Dry Creek Canyon! was the reply. I x After we were sufficiently far enough away from the Juniors, some of the cars dropped their loads and went back after the hikers. But Instead of going to the Canyon, the cars turned up a side road and stopped at a farmhouse. While our president went in to telephone for more machines, the rest of the class engaged in playing more games. So absorbed were we. that the absence of nine of our class was not noticed. Madeline soon came back with the report that Mr. Stephens would be out In thirty minutes with another machine so that the class would all be able to ride the reBt of the way back. The crowd gave three cheers for Mr. Stephens and Mr. Srnyser when they drove in right. We all piled Into the cars and drove off to find another playground- When wc reached what we called “Lovers ' Lane. we stopped for a Anal rest and did tome more telephoning. We found out. much to our excitement, that the Juniors were guarding the Dorm and that under no circumstances would we be able to get In. That the Juniors intended to keep us from our dinner was evident, and even while wc were talking, they were listening on the line. That capped the climax and we rushed back and called the class together to decide what we should do. — 100 — Senior Sneak Daij—Continued Let ' s storm the Dorm! Storm the Dorm! Break fn the doors!” In the midst of the discussion a machine drove up. • Tls the Juniors! yelled someone. But a call from the mysterious car informed us that they were the nine missing members of our class. After further fonriillatlon, it was decided to drive past the Dorm, giving our class yells, and go jnwn to the N. Y. for dinner. With shrieks and yells, we drove past Kamola and Jeered at the watching juniors lined up In the Blue ltoorn. Not only the Juniors were Interested in our yell,, but the whole town lined the walks as we sped down Pearl Street. Outside tne rate, the Seniors formed a serpentine with our president leading the procession. We marched In. singing the class song, and took our places in one of the aide dining rooms. No sooner had our orders been given, when Madeline came rushing in from without where she had gone to tend to some business. Behind her were the Junior boys. Don ' l let them thru! Don ' t let them thrul ’ Our few boys fought bravely to keep the mob back. One of the Juniors did get thru, but the girls soon sefled him with ice water. A shrill whistle announced that the police had arrived and order was soon restored. Nothing more exciting happened during the meal and the Seniors ale In peace. Afterwards. Madeline made her getaway In a machine, while the class went up to the Gymnasium to dance. A free for all fight was held when the Juniors turned off the lights and broke nlto the gym.. But all parties proceeded over to the Dorm where good will and pe ace were restored Everyone went to bed that night reeling glorioualy happy and quite assured that thelrslde. whichever it was. had come out on top. but of course the Seniore feel that It was indeed a succesaful sneak and will continue to think bo until “Kingdom Come.” Horn U)e Did It Say folks, you all know how the Juniors put one over on the Seniors last winter, how they put their numerals on the smoke slack and their flag on the ring pole, and how the Seniors were bo helpless that the flag waved In the gentle Kittitas breeze for two days when it was carefully removed and laid away by the crafty Juniors. You also know that the Dignified Seniors did no! even attempt to put their numerals above those of the Juniors, yes, you know all this bul say wouldn ' t you. now that it 1 a thing of the past, wouldn ' t you like to know how- those selected members of the Junior class did all this? AH light you say you would, well here goes. And, say. remember this is straight dope by one who Was on the Inside. - 101 — Hou? IDe Did It—Continued ' aa a cold moonless niKht that the Juniors had selected to . o (V Seniors. The few Juniors who were intrusted with the honor of it T ' h ® Bit n k i ne d,,e cnr - 10 ‘hat all Senior, wore In BiH Harmon failed to show up at the appointed time so two trusted P ace - investigate, for it was rumored that the Senior, were g“n« to mpt tho T ' ,0 of our worthy president, but no. he was found Just where 1„ ™ h 1 ap,Ur « give you three guesses, „o I’m uot going to tell ' you. but tnywav I oss Bm safe enough, and in due time all the Juniors who were to 1 T 7 111 « congregated In Jack Gorllno ' s room. Some standing around on one fl lre neivous to sit down, there playing five hundred to steady their nerves r 1 ,0 ° mpendlng escapade, while others sprawled themselves calmly on the l v( U th chairs waiting for the hour of departure. ' s a «d the “ -v« o’clotk attention of the Seniors who were di ig ntly sUdy.en’i Z °‘ ° a rart ,h momentous proceedings going on around them U “ W P 0f th ® thru a wind ' o an ' the flaig ' wM ' W ' o uHy a nfn up t th«r , fli T building. One daring Junior remained behind aSd aftlr the ? !° P , lh9 ztzsxs: s-ar «: ' i:n rst?—- - - sj window was opened and th! Zt o, t Va £Si a d “ 1 stackedll h swrg t ove a r i ?he ,, , ,embe, s the Up “• ° «� . amfl •wo sides Of the great Vimne7“ ' “‘J? pe ' ■ � aa fashion. , . ..v-wsv, « n.ur. paiiuca on the grand numerals “23” In true sign painter altho ' °here wtuThttle to°5ear°fro u°the 1 im hat S n l 0 ' T de i ld « 1 ‘ h « t ca re urbeln 6 T ’ outd ' Hempt szrszsxx ±r ,he =0 rt:: 2 !tS ?ST ,S“ “,S U 2 r .hat lh wTuldT? obstacle 111 for danger (for was not the honor W ™ COU ' p ' ° ' « i « h a ” a with utter disregard the window casing and climbed out the windo ' ' if !! Bt 8,ako) ,led a cope to cSrH-r “ wzsx wondered, and now you know Bv b 70 aW , ,he nUU,oral ilnd • fag. and ana now you know. —By the one who tied the flag to the flag pole. iv m f by . Mr i k ct ' !U Z ' r Ej jW {JC 4Tj| S3 ■v ' wM ll 1 v v % r Life.’ Kg B di Bp Jl Calendar September— 24. Registration. 25. Getting acquainted at Kamola. 27. Classes meet. Oetober— 7. Faculty reception at Kamola Hall. 10. A. S. B. elect officers. 13. Juniors elect officers. 16. Mr . Varney speaks upon ‘ ' Ideals at Kamola. 18. Kamola Hall Association elects officers. 20. Football Rally. 21. Normal vs. Idaho Frosh- A. S. B. dancy at Kamola. 20. A. S. B Masquerade at Kamola Hall. SO. Canyon Party. 31. Kamola House Party. November— 2. Senior sneak day. 3. Football Rally. 4. Normal vs. C. P, S.—A. S. B. dance at Kamola. 5. Junior mixer In gym. 11. Normal vs. U. of IV. Frosh—A. S. B. dance at Kamola. 15. First issue of Student Opinion. 17. Rally for Cheney game. 18. We win from Cheney, 6 to 0. A. S. B. dance at Kamola. 22. Senior-Faculty party at Kamola. December— 2. Bubble Ball at Pariah House by Avon Club. 3. Eswin Hall entertains with In¬ formal party. 5. Class of 1921 Mi Commencement. 8. Dramatic Club gives plays. 10. Snow Ball at Kamola. 12. Kamola Hall candle party. 14. Junior party—A. S. B. assembly. 15. Christmas number of Student Opinion. 16. Quarter closes—Merry Xmas and Home! January— 2. Registration. 3. Classes meet. 7. Basketball team defeats Roslyn. 10. A. S. B. assembly. 11. Roy Mitchell entertains 20 stu¬ dents at his home. 12. K. Y. 8. assembly 13. Rigadoon Club gives dance at Kamola Hall. 14. Basketball team defeats Roslyn. 16. Mrs. Stuart speaks on Moonlight- Schools. 17. A. S. B. assembly—Dramatic Club party. 19. Basketball team wins from Cheney—K. Y. S. assembly. 20. Trail Blazer dance in gym. 22. Tea in honor of Miss Kennedy at Kamola. 24. Pep rally to send off basketball team. 25. U. of W. Frosh vs. Normal at Seattle. 26. C. P. 8. vs. Normal at Tacoma. 27. First game at Bellingham. 28. Second game with Bellingham. 31. A. S. B. assembly. February— 1. Pres. Black entertains trustees at dinner in Kamola. 2. Hyakem is new name for annual. 4. Town girls dance—Kamola girls entertain with dinner. 6. Junior numerals put on smoke stack. 6. Eswin Hall entertains faculty. 7. C. P. 8. basketball team here—- A. S. B. assembly. 8. Second team wins from Kittitas. 9. K. Y. S. assembly. 10. We win from Bellingham—Avon Club dance. 11. Bellingham again defeated—A. 8. B. dance. 14. A. S. B. assembly. 16. K. Y. S. assembly—More plays by Dramatic Club. — 104 — Calendar February— 17. Annual Staff party. 21. A. S. B. assembly. 22. Oh Boy! A holiday. 23. K. Y. S. assembly 24. Student Opinion Staff purty. 28. Dramatic Club gives another en¬ tertainment. March— 1. Cabbage Patch reunion at Kamola. 2. Four plays by Dramatic Club. 3. i olODfa) Hi. II ..I Kamola Hall. 5. Annex Club entertains Eswin boys. 7. A. S. B. assembly, Edison School stunt. 8. Junior Class song adopted. 9. Debating learns have initial clash. 1(1. Basketball gume with Y. M. C. A. 11. Whitman College Glee Club en¬ tertained at Kamola. 14. Dramatic Club presents playB. 15. A. S. B. meeting—One-act play given. 16. Registration Day. 17. Faculty entertains men. 19. Miss Saw bridge gives concert at Kamola. 20. Annex Club entertains ladies ' auxiliary at Eswin Hall. 21. Classes meet again—Debating teams clash before A. S. B. 23. K. Y. S. assembly—W. R. Gard¬ ener of Kennewick speaks. 24. Junior Class meeting—discuss Prom, March— 28. Miss Twila Hylton speaks on Japan. 3(1. Cerebrate Club entertains assembly. 31. Negative debate team wing from Bellingham. Affirmative loses to Cheney. April— 3. Mrs. Topping speaks on Japanese. 4. A. S. B. assembly. 5. Intercollegiate Club meets. 6 K. Y. S. assembly. 7. Trail Blazers dunce at Kamola. 11. A. S. B. assembly. Pres. Waldo of Bellingham speaks. 15. K. Y. S. assembly. 16. Kamola Hall Egg Hunt. 22. Physical Education Majors enjoy picnic in Canyon. 26. Dr. Joshi of India spoke. 27. Governor Hart. viBited the Normal. 28. “He Comes Up Smiling. 29. Junior Prom. May— 13. Seniors entertain Juniors. 27. Alumnus Day. 28. Baccalaureate Sunday. 29. Senior Assembly. 30. Decoration Day. 31. Class Night. June— 1. Double Trio Concert. 2. Commencement. i —105— LU Q. 0 u ( ) 0 E 0 I LU X - i i t i Si Li « o 5 1 2 i i I : illi i £ hs li = ■= hT . 4 c s I; 25 -■ r jg a £ £ v. H - 5 o tt : = r i I . iTS ' ’. . c . | e % = £ 5 “ 2 £ “ $ - _ X — ?- _ p. p. JS p- t I §2 l| a I .| , Soi 1 s rl 1 | = | i i i J S 3fcft S C -s f _ «f a ?: „ 5 v s r ; . js Z H • r = H $ : c -c X o H « u h -;f 5 £ M a « k 2 £ 3 st -5 j= t -l l -J •£« I if! tii S H £ - s I -e ? 51 1 5 | I Is ' £ 3 . 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Frank lanxlouslyt— What did your mother have to say about my kissing her hy mistake in the hall?” Florence (after keeping him n minute in suspense)— Why she said that they certainly did it much better when she was a girl. Life Is short—and love is long. Well, so he ' s gone home, at laat. It ' s nearly eleven—I ' ve told you and told you— Yea. but I don ' t see what more we can do! We start saying good-night’’ as .oon as the night-watchman gets here. Scien:” if 32 is the freezing point, what is the squeezing point?” Tific: 2 in the shade. I suppose. ' Another Pongee Handkerchief Barnes, looking at handkerchief: And I hiss every stitch of It, too. before I go to bed. B Gosh! Mist Grupe: Well, how werr your exnrninatimis? Stephens: A complete success! Hveryhnriy flunked. —10!) - ISN ' T IT THE TRUTH I I have discovered That If jrpu r|atter a man It frightens him. And if you don ' t flatter him He is bored to dcaih. If you permit him to love you He get tired or you in the end And if you don ' t He gets tired of you in the beginning It you believe all he tell you He think you are a fool And if you don ' t He thinks you arc a cynic. If you agTee with him in everything You will soon cease to charm hint. If you argue with him. You will soon cease to Interest him. If you wear gay colors, rouge and a startling bat, He will hesitate to lake you out. And If you wear a little brown toque And a plain tailored suit He will take you out And spend all the evening Gazing at a woman who Wears gay colors, rouge and a startling hat. If you are jealous of him He cannot endure you. If you join him In bis gayeties And approve of his smoking He SWEARS you are leading hint to the devil. And if you disapprove of his gayeties And urge him to give up smoking, He KNOWS you are driving him to the devil. If you arc affectionate He soon wearleB of your kisses. If you are the sweet old-fashioned clinging vine He doubts that you have a heart. If you are cute and babyish He longs for a mental mate. If you are simple and domestic He longs for a soul mate. If you are temperamental and poetic He longs for a help mate. And all I be time that he is falling in love with you for what you are He is trying to remodel you into something you don ' t want to be. —Exchange. Pass It On If you have a good umbrell ' Pass it on. ' Tisn ' t yours you know full well; Pass it on. If you know just where you got it. From your recollection blot it; Some day the owner ' ll spot it; Pass it on. —Chicago Tribune. They’re Speedy Marks Leo: I hear some of the profs lead a fast life. Randy: I doubt It; none of ' em have passed me this year. —110— It Was Easy to See HE Was Angry ks; ... — � • - Lillian: I wonder who she is. Miriam to Mabel: bore is blind but what difference does it make? He ' s in tlie dark most of the time, anyhow._ Sterling: H-mm! Helen lies a nice complexion, hasn ' t she? Waason: I ll put mine against it any t ime. riadvH You hare made a great ImpresBiun on me. tlorUna: l°n sorry. I will noljold you tightly next time, A two-roomed heart, wanted Call at Barnes Wanted: Someone— Sometime—8omtwher_ arranle , not lo absolutely Wanted: Six or seven snoring tmixzler . Must be warrant.™ rl ° P Z b U-7 ust r,1 oun 8 - h The late,t scientific discussion and treatment of ‘“ rlm gat -A talklng m htne. nvenUrtr d 0 patented Feb. 30. 17 0 and guarantied not to run down.—Hel en Hathaway. Lillian O.: If he proposes, I shall suggest that we postpone our wedding until ,,n He :l. sworth Tw ' ouldn t do that dear. The man himself might get back to normal. __ ’gS.ll SS, SWM. rn ' «■«• « ' .—■ Barnes: For a change. 1 studied a ItttHMFb.Ijtajt night, I think If, a good «“ Uer Vr Tuldn ' night either. Myra: Mr. Bibb recommended to me Klns.eln s The Theory of Relativity as being a very Interesting book. Ruth 8.: And have you read it. first Myra: No. I ' m waiting for It to appear ln movies first. h Its., enml otiera You don ' t have to understand ' em In order Women are much like grand opira. to enjoy them— Baltimore Sun. __ „ the Russian Reds join the Chinese Yellows, what will be the effect on the Irish Orangemen?—Pathfinder. A triend of mine says a man ' s mind is like a woman ' s hsir-the less there ia of it. the harder It is to make up—Pathfinde r. enthusiasm In the least. ___ ••Yes. said Hawkins, who hsiTpurchaaed some old sliver st an auction, “this la the old Hawkins ' family PU £” „ A .. €n(frave(1 on it? ;;,nd £ o S e hisgue , t f .Aukinses were Knglish. you know! TO OUR ADVERTISERS Portunlty here afforded to become acquTtn M w .h th h, “ e,f of « h «P- «8 rar as possible, patronize them thus hofnin ,k ent ‘‘ rprlBin| ' firms an( , for their sincere support: p K the staff show its appreciation Barkley and Keith Block s Barber Shop Boss Bakery and Grocery Geo. Burroughs Buster Brown Shoe Store tarscadden ' s Modern Cash Grocery Carters Transfer Company Cascade Market C. L«. Collins Colonial Theatre Craigs Book Store Craig and Fltterer Co. Chas. E. Dickson Pi ' !«n Ur,C ! ,ardw « re Company E lensburg Pantorium E lonsburg Telephone Co. El I wood ' s Drug Store B. L. Finley Co. Fftterer Bros. Chas. H. Flummerfelt Flynn ' s Shoe Store Ford ' s Studios Getty Boot Shop Gilmore s Grocery T. T. Hardisty Hotel Antlers Isis Theatre •1- Kelieher Kittitas Electric Cleaners Kittitas Electric Laundry P. Kreidel Co. McHasit ' g Moser ' s Pautzke ' s Studio J. C. Penney Publishers Engraving Co. Ramsey Hardware Co. Record Press Schultzs Parlor Dick Schultz ' s Shoe Shop Star Tailors P Stewart and Holmes, Seattle, Wash Ihe Farmers Bank IJj Kational Rank of Ellensburg The New Trork Cafe The Oriole The Owl Baths The Sample Store The St. Regis The Tyre Shop Washington National Bank united Bakery T. J. Weber William-Smithson Co Wilson Cash Grocery ' R- B. Wilson Co. Wheeler Drug Co Y. M. C. A. Dr. S. M. Farrell Dr. E. Z Kreidel J. A. Mahan, M. I). PROFESSIONAL DIRECTORY James S. Mundy, D. D. S R. R. Pinckard, M. D. Dr. Wm. Uebelacker Dr. Wilson Ruede —112— Heard in Nature Study Reeva: A bubble la an expanded molecule! Dr. Munson: “Do tbe stars affect us In any way? Helen Busworth: Just by their starlight! Dr. Muneon: “In what shape Is a dead parrot? Peggy Flynn: “A polygon!”- Mayer: Has my dancing improved? ’ Oladys: Wonderfully. It has everything skinned, including my ankles. This Deserves a Cuff I ' ve made a great discovery. I ' ll tell Darwin what I think— I looked under my bureau and found the missing link.—I ' uppet, Client cf Hannon-Rambo Co. Harmon: I know a nice red-haired girl you can take to the dance. Alderson: But I don ' t like red hair (?) Harmon: Maybe she ' d dye It. Aldetson: Holy Smoke! Is she fat. too? It ' s a funny thing, but even a woman has to learn to talk. Keith: Why do they call it courting? Edna: Because each has to Judge for himself. Opal: I ' d try anything once! Harold: How about a kiss? Opal: Oh! I ve tried that In-fore. —113— Auto intoxication You discharged your new salesman? Yea. He ' s not suited for the automobile business. How ' s that? He tried to sell a $7,000 car to a school teacher. Ixtla: Why do you call your man “Arsenic ? lllanche: Because he ' s rough on rats. Stephens: What ' s Darwin ' s theory? Helen: Monkey business. Gorline: I ' ve got a date. I wonder if I d better shave? Hartman: Know her very well ? Gorline: Yes, very well. Hartman: Better shave. —_ „ Or a Stenographer To write prose You have to have at leagt a germ Of an idea; To write poetry You have to have at least a little Ability. But to write Thiskindofstuff All you need Is A typewriter. What did Emma say when the minister stole the kiBs? Oh, she said—Will that be all. today? We Are Headquarters for Microscopes Chemicals Scientific aud Laboratory Supplies We will be pleased to qno ' e you or furnish specifications on any Item In our lines in which you may be Interested STEWART HOLMES DRUG CO. SEATTLE Ellensburg Hardware Co. Keen Kutter Cutlery Tools Auto Accessories Havoline Oils John Deere Farm Mch’y “lift ns serve you m i North Main St. Main IMS — 114 — r f - There are Dividends GOOD EATS in a QUALITY and SERVICE Telephone Smile —at— Smile makes the day run smoother for yourself and for others. When you telephone put the smile iu your voice and collect Carscadden’s the dividends MODERN CASH Ellensburg Telephone Co. GROCERY if Main 95 __ -- Anne: “I told him he mustn ' t see me any more. Alice: “Yes. and what did he do? Anne: “Turned out the light!” Love—the only evening cereal on the market.—Sun Dodger. Caroline: “How many halves in a football game? ’ Minerva: There are seven—the two halves of the gume. the right ano laft half on each eleven, and the quarter of each team. Halite: “Miss Wilmarth, I ' m sure I ' M getting all the exercise I need. Miss Wilmarth: There ' s no Indication of tt.” Halite: “No wonder. You have only looked at my tongue. You Just ought to tee the soles of my shoes. Remember Becker— When a bride promises to obey, she waives her rights; but it Isn t a perman¬ ent waive! A little further advice— Don ' t give her too much rope— she might skip with it. She—Stand away from that post, there ' s paint on It. He—Oh. I thought it was your face I was smelling.—Frivol. Prof. Stephens (to student entering ten minutes late)—When wore you born? Student—The second of April, sir. Stephens—(bumping his head on the wall)—I.atc again. —115— M™ H r - ‘ TrU ° changes a man. • hough ' s, and now hi offerl ml |50 iTk TuH. ‘° ° ffer tt Wnny for � . . Frances ' Reflections u ask me why I ' m nu«| at Earl_ I guess you haven ' t heard ' He promised not to kiss me and The poor boob kept his word. p; � � � « ...� ... Olive: The electric light. ' A girl doesn ' t care S ' latWMted 9 he Ca ‘ nB ■� ' first nam,.UV h t , t a r r t4h r , .IkTyV !� y S h ; D “, y, : U ' , h . ink ' hia Joke will get by? •thy. I rhould say so. „■� get by without being seen. n-My girl said the Hug ' 0““” t NoWada y s . Etc. Z2— Did you ga ' nuther ring? 2 —Nope.— ' Nuther girl. —Tar Baby. Hu viTm , k s e ham°.d r K. E. CLEANERS CLEANING and PRESSING Situ Kiist S| V III Street Pllone Alain 19a See The COMPLETE HOME Furnishings —at— Fitterer Bros. j GILMOUR’S -- Eat At Staple and Fancy Groceries The New York Cafe Open All Night Best of Bakery Goods Best Food Right Prices Separate Dining Room Service With a Smile —for— Ladies and Escorts ,-tUK Ninth IVail Phono l:iln 1C4 lltt.lIN Third St. Plume M. 1 lit __ J Nothing tc Blow About Heck ' s race Is her fortune. Looks us If she had inherited a powder mill. “What a de latest news. Larry? Ah ' s not residin ' de news. Ah ' s lookin’ for a Job. But dal ' s de female column.” Well, ain ' t ma wife a female? Minister—So you are coming from Sunday School, my lad. And did you profit by going there? Little Willie— Yes, sir: I won three cents matching pennies.—Sun Dial. “Have some trouble? No. thanks; Just had some. — laonon Punch. 1st Cullud Lady—Dal baby ob yourn is sho ' a puffin linage ob his daddy. 2nd t’ullud Lady- Yas. a regula ' carhon copy, yo ' mought say.—Virginia Reel. Hi lonesv Doctor tat accident) — Who—who will volunteer to tell this man ' s wife that he is hurt? Bright One—Get Jones to break the news—he stutter .—Chapparal. f -- Carter Transfer Company Roslyii Coal Forest Wood Trunks and Baggage Promptly Hauled Phone Main ill 1« W. 4th St. «._ J —117— Biir� ii k ‘Know, | ,ow do you know? K “■ I can ' t And mine, 11 , n ‘ the car 1 ?,, 8 � Sf or ??h Jtg the fact that. ir H nil 0 dog U l , ’ t ,? 0 ra b,, ' ct8 ,h «t mak 1 . 0 , bu ‘ an . H he “ r of thftm that J ' 1 ' It isn i tIn- time you waste „ Nor the thriftless goTd vm. her ' But the cold and m rt|en,C JoU. d Shp Imnda you in the end. Wt __ “ V|r fflnla Re.], ST3-A a, kV n W hTc ‘ T with a Profs daughter md th d “ ce P«ta to pas. the course.- vL ffei rtulh B.— I’m writing a Inn. . «n “A Thousand Wavs ,, book Pleasant Evening •• t0 hpeB d a Herren But do you know n,., many men? . Ar,; xjj. • rfi ,fl e . r f. ' ecting guests for the wed- 8 $uri w.i • In ' wJSI, 1 ' b “ “« l tta Men Like in Women 2. Brains. J- Looks. ■ Money, a. Looks. ■ flattery. 7- Looks. 8. Responsiveness 9. Look., _ -Jester. if I° fc CJ,n “ lw y draw the Queens If you have the Jack—Kecord. , ® k s V E V ' r . Hat I frled With You? Broke, broke, broke Ina , thr dthrift ways. O girl! And I would that 1 had the dollars it cost to give you a whirl. 0h L. ? 11 ‘ or ‘he billionaire ' s boy Oh weii h, r “T of e PMt Ivc cars! ° r ° r t,le wealthy lad ho smoketh imported cigars. Broke, broke, broke, � ? ro ' a By trimmed by thee. , ‘■“fely hope that you stick bv him And never come back to me —For— Ladies and Misses Apparel quality AND STYLE —in— —in— Young Men’s Suits Go To C. L. COLLINS’ The Home of CAPPS Dry Goods Millinery Cloaks Suits and Dresses 100 per cent PURE VIR- Dry Goods GIN WOOL CLOTHES CLOTHES From SHEEP to WEAKEK P. Kreidel Co. _ Just So Jack —Didn ' t you see me downtown yesterday? 1 saw you twice. Jacqueline—I never notice people In that condition.—Jester, He—Let ' s kiss and make up. She—If you are careful I won’t have to.—Gargoyle. Definition An optlmlat la a man going up the river wtth a canoe, a girl, a basket, a blanekt, and a couple of pillows. A pessimist Is the same man coming back.—Iowa Frivol. Hand Tailored Madge. Just look at your waist. It ' s all rumpled. Why. dearie. It ' s Just been pressed. Quality If It 1 b QUALITY goods you want at fair prices go to (’HAS. E. DICKSON Jeweler. Watchmaker and Engraver 4OS North Pearl St. -- f --- ' If Interested In Farm Lands Write or See B. L. FINLEY CO. Pearnon Itlilg Ellensbtirg, Wn h. I_ —119— J. N. O. THOMSON JEWELER Official Normal Pins Specialty of Kittitas Blue Agates The latest Styles and mountings in jewelry of all kinds Repairing and engraving All sorts of Dry (} oods Buying more we Mil for less Corner Third and Pearl V._ Selling more we buy for less Well, I was elected. Honestly! Continents on Election Well, what difference doe that maker R- L S. Was Hi It is better to travel hopefully than The one who curves one arm around A waist while he’s driving. A way of traveling has found That’s better than arriving. arrive.—Stevenson. And‘from t Ucony ' eanTthe ' ' T, Wi ‘ h ,he fracke 1 il‘ t ri. . .. n came answer: “If he docs h ...... trusted with a gun. ' Rtl9Vl ' r; If he dots he ought voice. Tipvpr to ho Soft Whatever trouble Adam had. No man in days of yore Could Bay when he had told a Joke- I ve heard that one before.” Though college days have their delights They can t compare with college nights —Burr . (watching pole vault go if lie dtdn t have to carry that stick Just think how much higher he could Jack o ' Lantern. —120— Tnirtka Just Arrived A mighty fine array of New Boots t’oiue in and see them —at— Buster Brown Shoe Store i look Rachel hv last night and w« almost had I e ' a ‘« ride home. 1 a Duh|� Ikoy: Vy? Vat happened? Julu ' V Veil 1 luctehrd (1 itri for vedder ve ahould pav hln ' T nr ' far. ' or nodding. He von an J l0 ’i ble to walk ’ 1 hay many times not to lot me n„a you kissing a man. nnd oti Daughter—It’s your own r mother; I told you not lo wear ' soles.- Puppet. r n,h,,er This famous painter mot his death Because he coutdn t draw his breath —Dreserd. Electricians Wife (to incoming spouse)—Wat Pa the meter? Wire you insulate? Eloc—Slit Couple ' a v amperes, m ' dear. ■—Wag Jag Puckett—That girl treats mo like a dog. Mapes—Yes. she has had you on the string a long time. Abner—I hope this rain keeps up. Heiekiah—Why? Abner— Well. It won ' t come down If it does, will It? —Juggler. a so ...... At the Baseball Game William- Isn’t this great? We man on every base. I.illian—Wtial ' s the difference have they?—Widow. have Bill, Hamilton—What sort of a place did you l?o to last summer? Hannah—Well, one hair net lasted me two weeks.—Widow. jeans (gallantly): Thelma, dear, anything you say goes. Thelma {quickly): Charlie. Senior ou want to keep your eyes open around here today Junior—What for? Senior—Because people would think you were a fool if you went around with them shut. flora—How did you vote, dear flora In my brown suit and nquir- rel toque. •T beg your pardon. said the eon- vicl. as the governor passed his cell. Harry S.Elwood The PRESCRIPTION DRUGGIST T ilet and Faney Goods Stationery 77i star. — 122— • ■ Tell Your Friends -- Wheeler DrugStore To Stop At Prescription Druggists The St. Regis Agents Knstnutn Kodak „ _ _-- -— -=- - -= We do our own developing Ellensburg _ 107 East HU S . ____ ' Parody Tune of Coinin ' Thru the Cemetery ’) If a body meet a body Rising from a tomb! If a body greet a body Need a body swoon ? I After psychology quix on emotions): Hartman: U that automobile ran over me what emotion would 1 reglstei Harmon: You would probably be mol 1 oil I ess She I wonder why Adam ever called her EveT lie: Oh. 1 suppose he saw his day of happiness ending when she came around —VooDoo. r---- ' -- THE i j SAMPLE A Bank of Personal STORE Service Capital $100,000 FOR REAL Surplus $25,000 BARGAINS IN SHOES AND Member Federal Reserve System We invite your account The CLOTHING Washington National Bank Kllensburg. WaBh. V. -- STUDENTS STOP! LOOK! LISTEN! My feet are killing me.” A hat may not have Just the right tilf. a shirt may be a trifle long or short, you are merely incon¬ venienced. If a shoe doesn ' t fit YOU SUFFER. A wrong “ early m your youth may mean a lifetime of suffering. We would rather be remembered as having fitted you with a pair of ‘hoes of suitable style, that sup- po. tod your feel comfortably, which you could enjoy, and to have charg¬ ed enough to guarantee long, sat- israc ory wear, then we have been of service to you. II you demand such satisfaction in footwear you will want to buy your shoes from us and let them be “Arch Preservers” FLYNN’S SHOE STORE 414 North Pearl St. KUenslmrjr RAMSAY hardware CO. We have a full line G f | )est Tennis Outfits. All equip- nient for Spring Sports Paints and Varnishes H rrv . ui Incident on a Canoe Trip Harr) tried to kiss me. 1 refused. 2nd hour-— Harry again tried to kiss me. I again refused. 3rd hour— Harry eays If 1 don ' t lei him kiss ine he ' ll tip over the canoe 4th hour— Sav d the canoe, lunch, and both occupant .—Frivol. Gilland: I asked Erma if I could see her home Hall: And what did she say? Gilland She said she would send me a picture of it. -Drexerd. ..I k A Man Among Men man as h7 fZ XZiZZZ 7h« TiJTS the running boSl ° f C0 ‘ ed ’ as she r£ ched daintily-booted foot for And tL ha ca k r gMded aZy. ‘ DeV ray d,re !,i ° ns «ralgh, in EC.ensburg. ' Aw. git away ktd, I ' m saving my kisses. If that s the case I d like to contribute to your collection. —Tar Baby, M.V car Isn ' t running right. What id ilT do? Cut some ink In the tank. What good will that do? Oh, that will make it right • —124— Use the Check „. r „ convenient indeed, then why ' Amalie use or the check Instead !f,l money Us use hns become universal, and Us usefulness a .1 as convenience has made 1 :;:Ury Then why not have a check account with t he national bank OF ellensburg Oldest Bank In County Member of Federal Reserve Bank Too Funnv For Words Ella—Jacks new moustache makes Vlla-Yes. It tickles me. Before There are meters of accent And meters of tone. Bui the best of all meters Is to meet her alone. After There are letters of accent And letters of lone, But the best of all letters Is to let her alone —Tartan. Up _ Thev must be engaged; tbat th” fourth time lie ' s danc:d with her this evening. vo� � ■. know how she dances. The Oosnsl Truth ■ You know that it la now definitely established that there were automo- blks in the old Bible days. ■•whv no, how is tho • “Well , the Bible siys that U we are pood we will be taken Home on High. Sour Owl. _ a B As she stifled a yawn, she asked sweetly: Is your watch going. Rex? . G B.: How soon? ' —Punch Bowl. in a Battling Alomr Teacher— Define trickle. n„ v — To run slowly. Teacher— Define anecdote. Boy—“A Short funny tale. Teacher-—“Use both words “ ' Joy— The dog trickled down the street with a can tied to his anecdote. —Widow. lunior— I gotta know—“ Senior— “You did. huh? I thought •K’ was the lowest. Moser’s Home of the Hart Schaffner Marx Clothing Dear Ann Clrce-A atrange man has y r ' w can TVvcn, him froni following me?—Isabella. Ana.—Let l.im catch up with you Teacher— ' hat la the I.atin race? Pupil— It ' s a race between at Latin pony and the teachers goat. Clothiers Furnishers Shoeists 4lh amt Pearl. Kllenshurg —125— STAR TAILORS IIARGEN HENDERSON Builders of Suits —for— Men and Women CLEANING PRESSING REPAIRING L. Judge Vou have I-ejly larceny. What ,lo you of dollar or ten days?- ’ «. t«„ Ou.Uy l� arty - ' Tu ta ke the mo „ ny .. When you tell a man non,...., go:� in one ear anil out ,� nft - it When you lell a Woman any, 8 hl th r ' Kooe in hoih ears « n ,| com!. her mouth—Gargoyle” out of AIIcb had a little awing A swing without a hack Anti every night a dl Here At � . Would help supply the l ac k. ' aU o’ Lantern. of Arfh7r?“ d ■’“ � Th P“-« ng n,rU , ,,, 1 ,ike hl “ P� « i«r A Deadly Answer Walking by the graveyard) Wouldn’t it he ghastly |f ail w pt-npie here came to life again ' h (yawning): -No, ind „ d , wish ore of them would. Eighl O ' C ' oc ' ier (waking room-mate) — II a len to eight. Second Eieht O’Clocker (sleepily)— Walt till the odds g.t better. Then place it all. Widow sh — Helo! Police! Stop him ' He tried to flirt with me. Ca ' n ?, lady, there’s plenty more. —Siren. Vera M : What would you do to a man who pronosod over the telephone? Margaret K.: Relent him on a post- C’. ' rd.—Richmond Collegian. Fellow Dubs: What kind of a ren- satlon does it give you when the wn- man you are with s-.ys: “Oh I must he In before 10:3n innlalit or I shall hare to be In early Saturday.” (And you haven ' t a date with tier that night).—Lemon Punch. Altru: What a beautiful head of ha r She h� a—It must fall to her waist. Cynic- More than likely It drop to the floor. T� wM Girl Shoe Clerk—What is your sire. Miss? Barnadite—Well, four is my • lae, hill I wear revens because four hurt my feet so.—Jester t stole a march on them all right.” ■«aid the kleptomaniac as she walked out of the ten-cent store with a sheet of mus ' c in her muff. -Cornell Widow — 128 — THE FARMERS BANK Member Federal Reserve Svstem Dry Goods Ready-to-Wear Clothing, Hats Furnishings tor Men and Boys True Shape Hosiery Mousing Underwear Palmer Garments Silk Lingerie Mi h 1 a ft Corsets Interwoven Hose Hardeman Hats Arrow Shirts and Collars Oregon City Products R. B. Wilson Co. Cooper Clothes Eleanor: I saw you and Jack spooning y-te.rday on the railroad track. Gladys: Oh. I didn ' t know anyone w as wi thin a Randy to Bill. Monday tollow g Sunday evening: Say. BUI. things are get- ’ i,,g £u C h. ' “ ' “prln ls coming. Madeline: Which too, do you ut bsck Hr., in this exerciser Miss Luts: The rear one. _ Helen II ' I do not intend to marry until I ' m thirty Mary Y : I do not intend to be th irty until I m married. Barnes: What is the size or a square inch? Wyn: A piece of cake over at Karaola._ Keith: Did you ever read proof? Gorline: No. who wrote it? __ Write your Joke, on tissue pa r ' so the edi tor can see through them. An annual is a great invention. The staff gets all the fame. The printer gets all the money, And the editor the blame. — Exchange. Negro: Ain t you got no butter? CoTT n ' t kVmrin t you ain ' t. . ask you ain ' t you ia; you is. ain ' t you? — 129 — — laL ' i masyFfl FJ r -- Buy a f HOTEL Ford antlers and bank Thoroughly Modena the Cafe in Connection difference (ELLEHER K. V. REYNOLDS, Prop. Kllensburg, Wash. Main 75 J --- Time Ont The bright young freshman knock t Jldty on , he door of the Employment ' ’ -Come in! shouts the[.““ “pVmhy. ..,Ji r . l r-came about that secretary J ° nh yes ' Cun you typewrite? Do afa STiTjrs expert Hccountwnt. ' ••Are Ton a bookkeeper? Did. you ever have secretarial experience. •Cai you do a trial balance? Are you acquainted with modern filing sys¬ tems? Tli e man age r lo«e bia paUence •‘But. for the love of M h. 1 B r ul d rei n .ll he these“™S«nficat tons. What «iul you come for? . ,« • •f_i lust wanted to tell you. s ' f ' ., Freshy chirp , not to count on m _Cap and BcIIb. THE OWL BATHS Give us a trial - 0 —• Satisfied Customers Are Our Greatest Assets 107 West Third St. Wasson- 1 never met a dearer girl. Sterling: Yeah. I spent a lot of money on her myself. — 181 — My brother takes up Spanish, Italian. Hebrew. German and Scotch, ' Goodness, where does he study? Study? He doesn ' t study. He runs an elevator,’’ Yea. Verily Reformer-—Yes, Brethren, I save men. Soph—Do you save women, too? ff—Yea, i gave women, too. 8—Well, save me a couple for to¬ morrow night,—Wampus. • The Night Before Harmon—Get me up at 10 tomorrow sure! Barnes -By persuasion or physical force? Harmon—Oh, persuasion will do, 1 guess—I may not want to get up. Out With the Lights Ihe Intant Ttrrlhle—If 1 weren ' t here the young man would kiss you. Sister t horrified)—You impertinent hoy! Go away this very instant.—Tar Baby. Pror.— Is there any connecting link between the animal and vegetable kingdom? Stude— Yes. sir, haah. Hlnch— How many kinds of poetry are there? ICnuna K.-—Three. Hlnch—Name them. Emma K.—Lyric, dramatic and epi¬ demic. •07— You are always behind Jn your studies.” ’2S— Well, you see. sir. It gives me an opportunity to pursue them.” Trolson—Will you give me a penny for my thoughts? Anne—Huh! Something for noth lng? Biggs—Lend me a dollar and I ' ll be eternally indebted to you. Wiggs—Yes, I m afraid so. Ambition The rival candidates were stumping the State and one or them found fault witli the other ' s lack of energy. Ladies and Gentlemen, he said, my opponent is actually so lazy that there Is only one position he Is fit to fill, hat iB that? he wus challenged Pork Inspector in the City of Jeru¬ salem. —Waj Jag. WILLIAM SMITHSON COMPANY Ellon,,burg Washington General Hardware Implements 308-310 North Pearl Street Phone. Main 30 - - - — 132 — r-- THE ---- COLONIAL House of Satisfaction THEATRE ELLKNSBURG ' S BEST PHOTOPLAY HOL ' SE Philadelphia Diamond Grid Batter¬ ies—12, 18 and 24 months guar- im ' ee THE HOUSE Repairs and recharging THAT Generator and starters and nil SERVICE Auto Electrical Equipment Repaired built Genuine Robert Bosch Magneto.- , —o— Zenith Carburetors and Parts BEAUTIFUL loges Call at the FOR theatre parties House of Satisfaction Cool in Warm in BARKLEY KEITH Summer Colonial Amusement Co. 314 No. Pine St. Phone Main 94 __ C E FARRELL J Manager-Owner __ _ ' Heard in the Bine Room Let nothin come between us. love. Jack cried in accents tender. • lice.- said the springs beneath the courch. lt d have to be awful slender. Stephens: Did some idiot people to you before our marriage? ™� ••“« - His Wife: I did. _ Dear Starlight: Why is it that when 1 kiss Margaret a,way. Coses her yeB In we P r: Send us your photograph and then maybe we can tell. Misr Wilmarth: 1 wan, a copyV Titudent Opinion for a week back. Jli.ien: Hadn ' t you better try porus plaster. Man want, but little here below; But when it comes to dress A walk downtown will quickly show A woman wants much less. Alice B. (at school Corel: I want some bird aeed Willis R.: Don ' t try to fool me. Birds grow irom e bs Monty: What would you say if I ™ i d “ met. Mary J.: I ' d say that you were the lasicst teiiow — 133 - B ° b ' d ne WS “ B ' g 10 lel his muBtach « grow just because j nke )( r“ki « 7 a d h ‘° ' d Th ' mtt he WS eo n ,0 ehav � « OU because ah , Helen: Well, men are all false anyway. Mi � Wilmartli: I will explain how if is done and then you try • • your right toe on your left shoulder— ' • Plrat. put Dorothy R.: I think I shall revise the alphabet Perry M.: What ' s the idea? Dorothy: Well, so that U and I will stand close together. Hedger: Do you like codfish balls? Frances T.: I never attended any. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps Eswln boys Conductor on Thorp train: Your fare. Miss. Frances Royd: Oh! thank you, Do you really think so? Helen tto Eleanor W,, who has overslept): You you up the morning,” Eleanor (sleepily): “Not when I have a crank like What a difference a comma makes: OirlB are pretty, generally speaking. Oirls are pretty generally speaking. need a self-starter to get you to keep me going. — 134 — ( say it with type W make n claim of being cheap printers in the Kn.c of shaving tKc price down a little lower than others be¬ cause we k� � e too muck pride in maintaining our standard of good work to permit u. to sacrifice that standard to mereckeapness. That la neither good for you or us, But ky giving intelligent service and providing you with printing that is the best kttow how to make jot the purpose it is he used, we do claim that it it true economy to deal with us. The CAPITAL What Are We Coming To! (Chinese Version) Teachee, teaches All day teachee; Papers markee, Nerves all creepy. No one kisses;. No one huges. Poor old maldee. No one lovee. Mr. Sinvser: Mr. Alderson. why is it that men and wonten marry persons of dlfterent characteristics? otbera . blll variety is the spice of life tor me. ( - Dick Schultz’s THE ORIOLE Shoe Shop C. H. HEARIN Expert Shoe Repairing Candies, Ice Cream, Cut Flowers, Plants, etc. Opposdte St- Hegis Hotel —a- Drop in nfter the show _ J —1S5— SHOP poit A MIIvVTIKK HAIIt-ClT H ' K ALM TO (JlVK IVI 1 VIIH ' AIj NATISKAt TIO.V —-O- harry J. BLOCK, Prop. Tfco man who made It poiwible for you i 0 g t a 60c hair cut r WILSON CASH GROCERY for quality PRICE SERVICE Staple and Fancy Groceries 1,8 E. St. 4th S(. Mia. Pautzke- larse ,,r small ; ant hls Ruth England: Sinali then! R: B6t ‘ er c ' °- our MOttth « in- Dan; No. why 9 •ho ' wrtg SSST ,he ,,U,Ver •� 0 “rjuv,,® g £ to me- Now v„.. 11 a “ � )’■ •hat 1B . are niis- in or nr . i� ful 1 ' Plctar sstSfi’s; fir:i“yru 5 a- sEr?® ' 5: ’ J s - ' � , =ww 5 oura an ey ?r, JACKY BOY. me B fwo!bita! ° r ' he lov,! of mlke - le “d Pou : “Wh o la thl. guy. Mike? � ««««« Jacquctto— oh, no . evuifng. Y ° U 8cem ra, h er distant thl. down! it ' 1 ' ' yo r chalr lsn ' t nailed school! ' S ° Vrith tho cre am of the ml Ik. ' then, ' hSl lo aep u shimmed 1 Whta d a a n r° ‘ ,: � ' «• •� ■ He”; , rlc rrc.h.r , )f e ? e9 H “ ,e - DemT Pear8a : Why ' he sald- — 136 - At Graduation Time Your Friends Expect Your Photograph ORD ' S OTO INK oK° a Studios OTO OLKS West Fourth Street For The Commerce Students “What salary do you expect? asked the prospective employer. Al first, ' ' was the modest students reply, only enough in live on. “You expect too much. I can ' t use you.”—Juggler. Qucs: I am a mill worker and And it very hard to get my hands clean. What would you suggest putting in the water besides soap?” Ans: You might try putting your hands In. Ques: Doctor, my little hoy. Clarence, isn ' t bright. He is twelve years old and says his ambition is to aing tenor in a college glee club. What shall I do? Ans: The case is hopeless. You should never hove named him Clarence. —Pitt Panther. H. C, I. Ae� in Judge— So you were formerly a col¬ lege professor? Suspect—Yes, but for the past fiTe years I have been earning my living. These Are Alwavs Good Mrs. Jones (irately) — Anyway, what would you he now if it wasn ' t for my money?” Jones—- Single, my dear.” Mottoes The Grocer: Honest tea is the best policy. The Lawyer: Where there ' s a will there’s a pay. The Hunter—A bird to the eyes Is sufficient. The Architect: Too low Ihey build who build below $10,0011. The Pawnbroker: Its never too late to lend. The Day Laborer: Live to earn and earn to live. The Anarchist: Little strokes fell great folks. The Dog—A good mange is rather to be chosen than great itches. The Real EstaL Agent: A lot near at hand is worth two in the Hushes. Everybody: There Is no royal road to earning.—Scalper. Ooriine—What Is that rasping nolBe in the office? Trolson—Oh. I guess somebody ' s fil¬ ing a complaint.—Punch Bowl, ' R funny.” Shoot.” Bills are rectangular, and yet they come rolling in! —Jack o ' Lantern. — Cascade Market GIBSON BROS. Quality Service Cleanliness ED SCHAAKE, Mgr. — 137 — Dr Wm. Uebelacker Phone Main 194 Olympia Block —IS 8— VISIT Schultz’s Parlor —for— ICE CREAM SPECIALTIES .FOUNTAIN REFRESHMENTS CHOCOLATES AND CANDIES SCHULTZ’S BARS PICNIC LUNCHES After Theatre Dainties The Domestic labor Problem • ' Hello! Is this the woman who wanted the lady to wash tomorrow? —Michigan Argoyle. Mother: Poor Jimmy is so unfortunate. Caller: How’s that? Mother: During the track meet he broke one or the best records they had in college. MJjs Morris tin Methods!: Benjamin Franklin was missionary to France- Willis: Now. Halite, who was at the Genoa conference besides the king of Switzerland? .Miss McLoney: Mr Mueller, leave the library. Randy: 1 wasn ' t planning on taking it with me. Mr. Stephens: Everybody lias a chance to be president of the United States. Barnes: I ' ll cell mine for fifty cents. Dr. Ramsay Block Effie Wilson Ruede Snnipractie Physician “Drugless” Tel. Main 171 —139 ,, KLLENSBURG PANTORIUM JAS. E. WILSON. Prop. CLOTHES CLEANED PRESSED and REPAIRED HATS ( ' LEANED and BIXX ' KED Whe.e prices alld workmanship are right klance —i smile 2 smiles- l acquaintance : •“IMinUncM—I flirtation 1 flirtation—i kiss 10(1 kisses- 1 engagement l engagement—I marriage 1 marriage—2 n.olhers-ln-law 2 mothers-in-law-—l hot time rou V |iI,k : ,im 0 o. yOU u know ’ Mls Pearsall Beralce- tl harn,Sn « ,hl wetting inr Nonsense, stop your spoof . 1 9 rUog°n, V u ° a t r« %„ ' v ,rre„u We have xr r™ m chocotato e sys v B % wuh ‘ Ms peg: if j snould trJ . , Q fc . how would you meet the emergency Gladys Wilkes. Pace to face ’ 1 “■ w—« Gladys: All right, let s get sick oog r rr, y fe.! t B „, ,he bc,rinnin - Things Ain ' t What They Seem fo a-walktn down the «Ve? And trail a nifty Jane She trots a pair of high 8poo i htol And floats a hefty mane. Vou double time and hurry U p- ' ou plot a heavy scheme. ' Thel ' C .. t ? rna a d look ar und_. Then things ain’t what they seem _ _ — Froth. lsn’t B Sr ' Wm,9S machines,. to eoX”dow n W the h B,e� ‘ h th r nigh, D he made a .. forV J Junior—-what ' ll we do? IioohI 1 0r 111 apin coin, if ( ls heads � ; g„ t „ movies. If ip B ? ° ‘he dance, and it it stands on edge well s,udy ' _i, roW n Jug Helen: Be; Earls Ford over there? ulllati. Tes. why doesn ' t it move? Helen: The wheels are tired. Hob: Gee I bed a fright last night ' lassie: yes. I saw you with her. United Bakery c. K. UNNE, Prop. —Bread —Cakes —Pies And Pastry of all Kinds ICE CREAM Special attention given to parlies and banquets Wholesale and Retail ■113 N. Main St. Phone Red 4601 Ellensburg. Wash. ---- Engraved Cards at a Saving Engraving and embossing calls for specialized plants and equip¬ ment. Our engraving and emboss¬ ing Is done by one of the largest exclusive engraving plants In the country, which sells only through specially appointed printing and stationery firniB as their representa¬ tives. Their work is done in such an enormous volume that they are en¬ abled to do it at a very substantial saving in price. We pass this sav¬ ing on to our customers. Samples of stock and styles al- way on display. The Record Press l ' i� urth nt Main Phone .Main tt -- How do you test in Current History? -O’— The history of ' oday is published In the dally newspaper. TcacherB and future teachers must be in¬ formed on current history. The Ellensburg Evening Record carries the news or the world as re¬ ceived over its exclusive wire di¬ rect from the Associated I’ress. The news of Ellensburg and Central Washington and of the Washington S‘ate Normal school makes It the dally that should be read by every Normal school student. Well Il¬ lustrated with the news or the world, carefully edited, and ac¬ curate. Novelty Printing Our job printing plant Is the fin¬ est equipped in Central Washington. Modern machinery throughout. For that program Or Invitation we carry special novelty cards, en¬ velopes and paper. The workmanship Is of the best. We produce that distinctive work that means so much to you. Your stationery with your mono¬ gram In that distinctive baked enamel embossing process adds wonderfully to its attractiveness. The Record Press Kmltth and Main Phone Main 9 Hyakem Readers This volume of Hyakem and all the annuals of the Washington State Normal school for many years have been printed in tho plant of The Record Press In El¬ lensburg. This plant takes pride in its cooperation with the Normal students in publishing this credit¬ able volume and in all the other student activities. The Record plant Is large and well equipped. Normal students are welcome at any time to visit it, and see how a daily newspaper and job printing is produced. — 143 —