Central Washington University - Hyakem / Kooltuo Yearbook (Ellensburg, WA)

Text from Pages 1 - 169 of the 1918 volume:

the associated student body. 788 J 3 To President George H. Black whose art it is to point the way to every individual for a complete realization of his own life This Kooltuo is sincerely dedicated by The Associated Student Body Contents The Campus Faculty Seniors — Juniors Organizations Departments - Advertisements -- Board of Trustees FRED P. WOLFF, President- Ellensburg SUE M. LOMBARD-HORSLEY, Secretory Yakima H. C. LUCAS Yakima State Board of Education MRS. JOSEPHINE CORLISS PRESTON Superintendent of Public Instruction President ex officio Olympia ARTHUR WILSON Acting Secretary ex officio Olympia HENRY SUZZALO, Pli. D. President University of Washington Seattle E. O. HOLLAND, Ph. D. President Washington State College Pullman 0. W. NASH President Bellingham State Normal School Bellingham C. R. FRAZIER Superintendent of Schools Everett H. M. IIART Principal Lewis and Clark High School Spokane L. L. SELLERS County Superintendent of Schools Waterville 111 ! ' 7 THE CAMPUS ADMINISTRATION BUILDING TRAINING SCHOOL KAMOLA HALL ESWIN HALL I SCIENCE BUIEDINQ ACROSS THE CAMPUS WILLIAM T. STEPHENS Q ea d of the Department of Education and ex officio Registrar A. B.. A. M.. Indiana University; A. M.. Harvard; Graduate Sludeht, University of Chicago. JOHN P. MUNSON Head of the Department of Biological Sciences Ph. B., Vale; M. S., University of Wisconsin; Ph. D., University of Chicago. SELDEN SMVSER Dead of the Department of Social Sciences ami Acting Head of the English Department Ph. B., Do Pauw University; Fellow in Economics; M. A.. Ohio State University; Graduate Student, Cornell University. Page 14 IDA A. POLLINGS Supervisor of Penmanship Graduate of Normal Training Class, Dubuque, Iowa; Student at Uni¬ versity of Nebraska and A. N. Palmer School, Cedar Rapids, Iowa, MARY A. GRUPE Head of the Department of Psychology and Child Study Graduate State Normal School, Oswego, New York; Ph. B„ University of Chicago. ISA DOLORES REED Assistant in the Department of Psychology A. B,, A. M.. University of Nebraska. rage IS ALICE WILMARTH Head of the Department of Health and Physical Education Graduate Chicago School of Physical Education and Expression; Student University of Wisconsin and Iowa State University. FLOY A. ROSSMAX Head of the Department of Music Ph. n., Hamline University; M. A.. University of Minnesota. ADALENE B. HUNT Head of the Department of Fine and Applied Arts B. n. Syracuse University: Graduate Pratt Institute; Student Julien’s Academic and Kcole des Beaux-Arts; New York School of Art; Teachers College. Columbia University; University of Chicago; Cape Cod School of Art; Ogonquist School of Art; New York School of Fine and Applied Arts. rage 16 MARGARET ADAIR DAVIDSON Assistant in English Department Graduate Emerson College of Oratory; Graduate Washington State Normal School, Ellensbiirg, Washington. DOROTHY McFARLANE Head of the Department of Home Economies anti House¬ hold Administration Graduate State Normal School, Whitewater, Wisconsin; Graduate Brad¬ ley Polytechnic Institute, Peoria, Illinois; B. S., Teachers College, Columbia University. DOROTHY ELLTS Assistant in the Department of Home Economies B. S. In Home Economics. University of Idaho. Page 17 HENRY J. WHITNEY Head «f the Department of Manual Training and Mechanic Arts B. S., Northwestern University; Graduate Student University of Wis¬ consin. HARRY STEPHENSON Assistant in Manual Training and Physics I), s., Bradley Polytechnic Institute; Graduate Indiana State Normal School. RALPH W. SWETMAX Director of the Training Department Ph. B., Hamilton College; A. M., Teachers College, Columbia University. Page is HAZEL NORRIS BERRY Assistant in the Department of Social Sciences A. FS., University of Kansas; Student, of University of California; University of Chicago and Harvard. ELIZABETH FAULKNER BAKER Dean of Women Graduate Liberty Ladies College. Liberty, Missouri; B. L. and A. B., University of California. DORIS ARDEN FORESMAN Assistant Dean of Women Student Reed College; Student Teachers College, Columbia. Pn;: 19 ANGELINE SMITH Executive Secretary Student Kahoka College. Kahoka. Missouri; Student University of Missouri; Student University of Chicago. REBECCA B. RANKIN Librarian B. A.. University of Michigan; S. B. in Library Science, Simmons College Library School, Boston. MRS. NELLIE A. ROEGNER Assistant Librarian Student College for Women, Oxford, Ohio; Riverside Library Service School, California. Page 20 O. E. DRAPER Head of the Department of Business Education, and cc officio Accountant Graduate Vorles Business ColleRC, Indianapolis; Student Hayward Col¬ lege, Fairfield, Illinois; Student International Accountant’s Society; Student Washington State College. EARL S. WOOSTER Director of Extension Work and Head of the Department of Rural Training Graduate Cortland Normal School; A. B., Amherst College. MRS. LOUISE M. DODGE Supervisor of Rural Training Centers Graduate State Normal School. Madison. South Dakota; graduate University of Kentucky. Page 21 MARIE PIERSON Supervisor of Rural Training Center Graduate Washington State Normal School, Ellensburg, Washington. JESSIE a STUART Assistant Supervisor of Rural Training Department Graduate Iowa State Teachers College. Cedar Falls. Iowa. ELSIE DUNN Supervisor of Rural Training Center Graduate Maryville State Normal School, MIbbouH; Graduate Drake University. Page 22 SADIE R. MeKINSTRY Observation Teacher, Sixth Grade, Training School Graduate Washington 8tate Normal School, Ellensburg, Washington. CLARA MEISNER Director of the Kindergarten Training Department Graduate Teachers Training School, Davenport, Iowa; graduate Chicago Kindergarten Institute; Student University of Chicago. HELEN SMITH Assistant in the Kindergarten Department Student New England Conservatory of Music, Boston; Graduate Wash¬ ington State Normal School. Ellensburg, Washington. Pace 23 ENA KINDSCHY Observation Teacher, Third Grade, Training School Graduate Northern Normal and Industrial School, Aberdeen. South Dakota; Graduate Washington State Normal School, EUensburg, Washington. MYRTLE SHOLTY Supervisor of Primary Grades, Training School Ph. B. In Education, University of Chicago; Graduate Student Teachers College. Columbia University. ZELLA H. MORRIS Assistant Supervisor of Primary Grades and Room Teacher in Second Grade, Training School B. S., Teachers College. Columbia University. Page £4 CORA M. TOMLINSON Observation Teacher, First Grade, Training School Graduate Dayton Normal School, Dayton, Ohio; Student Washington State Normal School, Ellensburg, Washington. MAE E. PIOKEN Supervisor of Intermediate Grades, Training School Graduate Illinois State Normal University, Normal, Illinois; Student Hamline University; B. 8., Teachers College. Columbia University. SOPHIA It. FOWLER Observation Teacher, Fifth Grade, Training School Graduate Washington State Normal School, Ellensburg, Washington. Pane 25 Supervisor, of Grammar Grades Student Geneva College, Pennsylvania: Student Ohio Normal School: Student Rawalpindi, Punjab, India. ETHEL BELLE MOTT Department Teacher of Geography and History in the Sev¬ enth and Eighth Grades, Training School B. S., University of Chicago. MELLTCENT McNElL Department Teacher of English, Seventh and Eighth Grades, Training School Graduate Washington State Normal School. Ellensburg, Washington: A. B. University of Washington. Page 27 Senior Officers ! ’resident Deborah Allen Vice President—-----—Joyce Backus Secretary - --- ...Margaret Schneider Treasurer...-.... ..Amelia Slaudt •Social Commissioner- --- -Anne Yenney The Senior Class of this year feels that it has been pecul¬ iarly fortunate in its relation to our Faculty. There are not many schools in which the Faculty is so democratic and so friendly to the students as in the Ellensburg Normal. Our teachers here are not merely our instructors, but are more —advisors, and real human examples. We have formed a Faculty-Senior Club, the object of which is to hold monthly Mixers, occasions of frank dis¬ cussions and lively fun. The usual meeting-place is the Kamola Hall Dining-room, but our last and best mixer was held at the Upper Bridge. Baked beans, pickles, uml foot races were more than successful iu breaking down any bar¬ riers between Faculty and students. We are very glad to think that the effects of such meetings are daily. Such an association is a real asset to all its members and to the school. Caste Ss Adams, Mary, Roslyn, Wash. “You can hunt the wide world over, und you ' ll never find one so quiet. Allen. Deborah, Tacomn, Wash. Entered from Chicago University. Class President (2). President or Eswln Hall (2). Pragmatic Club (2). A human Declaration of Inde¬ pendence.” Anderson, Mabel. Wapato, Wash. Minuet (2). rtasehall (2). Volleyball (2). Hiking Club (2). Senior Coming Out (2). Genteel in personage, conduct, and equipage, Noble by heritage, generous and free.” Backus, Joyce, Tacoma, Wash. Entered from University of Wash¬ ington. Vice-President of Class (2). Senior Coming Out (2). Man delights me not, no, nor woman either.” Pant- 29 linker, Anita, Roslyn, Wash. To teach or to marry? That is the Question. linker, Glaydes, Ellensburg, Wash. Basketball Coach (2). Minuet (2). Baseball (2). Tennis. She doesn ' t wait to be cranked; she is a self-starter.” linker, Virginia, Prosser, Wash. Hiking Club (2). Dramatic Club (2). Tennis Club (2). Colonial Ball 2). Why look you yet so stern and tragical.” llonlcli, Klolse, North Bend, Wash. Basketball (2). Tennis (2). Dramatic (2). Community Day (1). Hiking Club (2). ‘‘Her voice is like the roaring and rolling of billows. Page 30 Hair . Hazel, Tacoma. Wash. Treble Clef (II. Vice-President T. W. C. A. Delegate to Seabeck (1). ltuslness Manager Student Opin¬ ion (2). Laziness, knock as you please, there ' s no one at home.” Beauchamp. Grace. Chehalis, Wash. Editor Record Page (2). Knowledge Is more valued than silver or gold. Item. Hannah, Tacoma. Wash. Minuet (2). Dramatic Club (2). Supervisor Swimming (1). Secretary or K. H. A. 2). Y. W. C. A. Cabinet (2|. Delegate to Seabeck (1). When I have anything to say, 1 say It. BrUkey, Anna. Nacltes, Wash. Ukulele Club 2). Treble Clef (2). The worst evils are those that never arrive.” Page 31 Bennett, Mabel, Wapato, Wash. A Junior, wandered into the Sen lor fold. ISollen, Mae, Tacoma, Wash. Dramatic Club (1). Hiking Club (2). Baseball (2). There is no limit to her good nature. ISrcntiaii, Dorothy, Tacoma, Wash. Tennis (2). Glee Club (2). ■ ' Bashfulness Is more frequently connected with good sense than is over assurance.” Itriglilrnll, Da isle, Tacoma, Wash. Treble Clef i 1 i To be man ' s tender mate was woman born.” Page 32 Hrt.llwr - Christine, Centralia. Wash. Junior Class President (1). Delta Phi (2). Basketball (2). Tennis (2). ••All-of-a-Sudden Peggy” (2). E ' en tho vanquished, she could argue still.” East land. I.yiulsay, Ellensburg, Wash. Why should life all labor be?” Eaton, (Tarn, Granger, Wash. Dramatic Club (2). Y. W. C. A. (2). Minuet (2). Class Stunt Day l)-(2). “A constant friend is rare and hard to find.” Erickson, Edith,- Olympia, Wash. Treble Clef (1). Dramatic Club (1). Class Stunt Day (1) (2). Tennis (2). “Little things are little things; But faithfulness in little things is something great.” Pago 33 Collins, Margaret, Auburn. Wash. Y. W. C. A. (1). Tennis Club (1). Senior Coming Out 2 . Dramatic Club (2). Ukulele Club (2). Hiking Club (21. Baseball (2). Minuet (2). She says a thousand pleasant things But never says adieu. Coats, (lladys, Raymond, Wash. Business Manager Student Opin¬ ion (1). Minuet (2). Ukulele Club tl). A friend loveth at all times. Campbell. Elizabeth, Tacoma, Wash. Y. W. C. A. (2). Assistant Post Mistress (2). I have no Blockings or argu¬ ments, I witness and wait. Calkins, Myrtle, Tacoma, Wash. Pragmatic Club (2), Delta Phi (2). Junior Class President (1). Postmistress ( 2 ). Business Manager Kooltuo (2). Dramatic Club (1) (2). Senior Play (11- Faculty Senior Program Commit¬ tee 2). The best way to get good grades la to inform the Prof. at the end or the period what you know.” Puge 34 Conahjui. Dorothy, Auburn, Wash. A work of real merit finds fa¬ vor at last. Crawford, Mary. Ellensburg, Wash. Minuet (2). Senior Coming Out (2). “A single conversation across the table with a wise man Is bet¬ ter than ten years’ study of books. Crego, Emma, Union. Oregon. Treble Clef f1� . Junior Coming Out (1). Oregon Club (1). Where none admire, ' tis useless to excell. Where none are beaux, ’tis vain to be a belle.” Crewdaon, Frank. Ellensburg. Wash. Basketball (1). Olee Club (1). Quartet (1). Tennis (1) (2). Senior Play (1). Vaudeville (1). Athletic Comtulsisoner (2). Tome to me for INSIDE INFOR¬ MATION and DEEP STUFF.” 19 18 Pag 35 u - Mas . Frances, Puyallup. Wash. Basketball (2). Junior Coming Out (l) Dramatics (2). “Wo may live without friends, n ] a ; � ve without books ci ' illzed men cannot live without cooks. ,IU - ' va, Wheeler. Wash. I ' m Irish. | love to mouth up; I love to hear it go. wind my Divon, Pe„,l, Walla Walla. Treble Clef (1). Pageant ( 1 ). Senior Day (2). Junior Stunt ( 1 ). Social Commissioner of Hall Association (2) Wash. Kamola ' She has all the regal makings of a queen. Dudley. Nellie, Mabton, Wash. She Is quiet and unassumin with a nature kind and true. Page 2� i Ftukner, Ilclta. Bickleton, Wash. Manager Book Exchange (2). Vice-President K. H. A. (2). I kiilele Club I 2). Treble Clef. Y. W. C. A. (1) (2). Konliuo Staff (1). Red Head Club (1), Senior Coming Out 1 2). Delta l’hi (2). • Alt-of-a-Sudden Peggy” (2). High flight she had. and wit at will, And so her longue Jay seldom still.” Poster. Dorothy, Buckley. WaBh. Kooltuo Music Reporter (1). Ukulele Club (2l. Glee Club (1) (2). Double Quartet (2i. Dramatic Club (2). ’Tis the songs you sing and the smiles you wear That makes the sunshine every¬ where. Fiegle, Ruth, lloslyn. Wash. Basketball 2). Vaudeville (1). “I like fun. and I like jokes ' Bout as well as most folks.” Flynn, Norma. Ellensburg. Wash. Women of few words are the best. Page 27 Flower, Alma, Bickleton Wash. Delta Phi (2). Judicial Board K. H. A. (2). Double Quartet (1) (2|. Ukulele Club 12). Koolitic Stall (1). President Y. W. C. A. (2). Minuet (2). Student Opinion Stall (2). I ' m too busy to worry. liroseclose, Mnrci, Juliatta, Idaho. The mind that shines in every grace, And chiefly in her roguish face. Green, liny, Ellensburg, Wash. Manager Basketball (1). Student Opinion Stall (2). And when a lady ' s in the case. You know all other things give place. Grimes, Versa. Yakima. Wash. Basketball Club (2). Nothing to comb but hair.” Page SS (inutej. Josephine, Yakima, Wash. Editor Student Opinion (2). Dramatic Club (1) (2). Judicial Board K. H. A. (2). I shall strive with things impos¬ sible; yea. Ret the better of them. Ooore, Myrtle. Tucoma, WaBh. Glee Club (1). Dramatic Club (2). •Til be merry. I ' ll be free, I ' ll be aad for nobody. Haiox-ii. Iletildn, Ellensburg, Wash. • ' Speech is great, but silence Is greater.” Ilirkok, Mina, Eugene. Ore. Her ways are ways of pleasant¬ ness, And all her paths are peace.” Page 3! Iloriilhrook. .Myrtle, Thorp, WaBh. Dramatic Club (2). • ' Steady work turns genius to a loom.” In fug, laicile. Raymond, Wash. Minuet (1) (2). May Queen Attendant (1). Ukulele Club (1). Bright gem distinct with music.” Jarvis, Annie, Port Townaend. Wasth. V. W. C. A. (1) (2). Things that rile up others Never seem to strike her; Trouble proof. I call it. Wish that I were like her.” Johnson, Marie, Enumclaw. Wash. Glee Club (1) (2), Quartet (1) (2). Dramatic Club (2). Minuet (2). Ukulele Club (2). Executive Board K. H. A. (2). Basketball (2). But stilt her tongue ran on, the less of weight it bore, with greater ease. 19 18 Page 40 Jaureguy, Kstclla, Tacoma. Wash. A heart unspotted Is not easily daunted.” Kasebmu. Frankie. Walla Walla, Wash. Treasurer Of A. S. B. (2). Treble Cler (2). Double Quartet (2). Her voice was ever gentle, soft and low. An excellent thing in a woman.” Martin, Virginia, A Junior who has wandered into the Senior fold. Knoell, Phil.,pent ' . Puyallup, Wash. Scholars are persons of peace.” Page 41 King, Beatrice, Portland, Ore. Entered front Willamette Univer¬ sity. Assistant Editor Kooltuo (2). Manager Basketball Club (2) Ukulele Club (2). Constitutional Committee K, H A. ( 2 ). Faculty-Senior Program Commit¬ tee (2). Tennis (2). Business Manager Dramatic Club ( 2 ). Pragmatic Club (2). Self reliance, self knowledge and self control. These three things alone lead to sovereign power.” Kugler, Ruth, Seattle, Wash. “A sense of humor and a touch of mirth, To brighten up the shadowy spots of earth.” Lucas, Harriet. Yakima. Wash. Social Commissioner A. S. B. (2). Member of Judicial Board K. H. A. (2). Y. W. C. A. (1). Minuet (2). Dramatic Club (2). “It’s wonderful how much fus¬ sing it takes to make ine happy.” la-onard, Della, Tacoma, Wash. Y. W. C. A. (2), May Festival (1). “ Laugh and grow fat.” Page 42 IJs ,m«n. Grace. Yakima, Wash. -I want some one to love me. Madsen. Alice, Kent. Wash. ••Blest with plain reason and common sense. Mann, Dorothy, Kennewick, Wash. Basketball (2). Minuet (2). Glee Club (2). Senior Day Stunt (2). Tennis (2). “She is like Autumn ripe, yet mild as May, More bright than noon, yet fresh as early May.” Martin, Freda, Oregon City, Ore. Assistant Business Manager Kool- tuo (2). Tennis (2) A laugh is worth a hundred groans in any market. Page J3 Kiiik, Beatrice, Portland, Ore. Entered front Willamette Univer¬ sity. Assistant Editor Kooltuo (2). Manager Basketball Club (2). Ukulele Club (2). Constitutional Committee K. H. A. (2). Faculty-Senior Program Commit¬ tee (2). Tennis (2). Business Manager Dramatic Club ( 1 ). Pragmatic Club (2). Self reliance, Belf knowledge and self control, These three things alone lead to sovereign power.” Kugler, ltutli, Seattle, Wash. “A sense of humor and a touch of mirth. To brighten up the shadowy spots of earth. I,ucns, Harriet, Yakima, Wash. Social Commissioner A. S. B. (2). Member of Judicial Hoard k. II. A. (2). Y. W. C. A. (1). Minuet (21. Dramatic Club (2). “It ' s wonderful how much fus¬ sing it takes to make me happy.” I.eonnrd, Della, Tacoma, Wash. Y. W. C. A. (2). May Festival (1). “ Laugh and grow fat.” Page 42 19 18 «« -• Yak ‘ ma - WaBh ' wrfnt some one to love me. lailftrii, Alice, Kent. Wash. Blest, with plain . eaaon and common sense. Mann. Dorothy. Kennewick, Wash. Basketball 12 ). Minuet (2). Glee Club (2). Senior Day Stunt (2). Tennis (2). She is like Autumn ripe, yet mild as May, More bright than noon, yet fresh as early May. Martin. Fred , Oregon City, Ore. Assistant Business Manager Kool- tuo (2). Tennis (2) A laugh is worth a hundred groans in any market. Page 15 Mile) ' , Mrs. Kthel, Walla Walla, Wash. Pragmatic Club (2). “And still the wonder grew, that one small head could carry all she knew. Mires, Eve, EUensburg, Wash. “I have no other but a woman ' s reason. Molnnder, Irene, Portland. Ore. Junior Stunt Day (1). “Uncle Sam” (2). “Gov. Withycombe on Campus Day (1). Treble Clef (1) (2). Swimming (1). Y. W. C. A. (1) (2). “Self-stayed and high, serene and strong.” Morgan, Edna, Roslyn. Wash. Double quartet (1) (2). “For if she will, she will, you may depend on ' t, And if she won ' t, she won ' t, and there ' s an end on ' t. page tl Vinnlfml. Basketball Club Tennis (2). Outlook, Wash. ( 2 ). .. The reason Arm. the temperate Endurance, foresight, strength and skill- Hoaebar, hnby, North Yakima, Wash. Campus Day O). Colonial Ball Committee (2). Hiking Club (2). Basketball (2). •Oh Ruby, can’t we run your ° h, ouUa board’ And won’t you make the table walk. Nelson. Myrtle. Tacoma. Wash. • ' The fair, the chaste, the unex- pressive she.” Xesbit. Margaret, Ellensburg, W r ash. Senior Day Stunt (2). Tennis (2). “A witty woman Is a treasure, a witty beauty is a power. rage 45 -Nye, Virginia, Sunnyside, Wash. Kooltuo (2). Treasurer Junior Class (1). “Pine art is that in which the the hand, the head, and the heart go together. Pnkenhuin, lary, Tacoma, Wash. President of Associated Student Body (2). Treasurer of A. S. B. (1). Delta Phi (2). Senior Stunt Day (2 . Treasurer Dramatic Club (2). Let no man value at a little price this virtuous woman ' s counsel. I’swlwll, Patience, Chico, Wash. Minuet (2). Dramatic Club (1). Dowered with the hate of hates, the scorn of scorns, and the love of loves.” Purdy, Vera. Kennewick. Wash. A noble type of heroic woman¬ hood.” Page t« ,U«so� . Temple. Chehalls. Wash. on can hunt the wide world over anil you’ll never find one so quiet.” Rcnl. Winona. Kllenaburg, Wash. 0 «od nature and good sense must ever join.” I trill irk. timer, Des Moines. Wash. A still and quiet, conscience.” Schneider, Margaret, Tacoma. Wash. Secretary of Senior Class (2). Y. W. C. A. (2). Social Chairman A. S. B. (1). Dramatic Club 2 . Minuet (2). “Music and art wash away from the Botil the dust of every¬ day life.” rage � ■ Smith, Kiwi, Tacoma, Wash. Minuet (2). Class Secretary (1). Dramatic Club ( 1 ). Hiking Club (1). Volley Ball (1). A girl she seems of cheerfu ' yesterdays and confident to morrows.” Smith. Helen, Thorp, Wash. Dramatic Club (2). Captain of play “Patriots.” “Thought is deeper than all speech Feeling deeper than all thought.” Hprcnger, Kmnm. Tacoma, Wash, Y. W. C. A. (2). Ukulele Club ( 2 ). “Those true eyes, Too pure and too honest In augh ' t to disguise. The sweet soul shining through them.” Slumlt, Amelin. Tacoma. Wash. Class Treasurer (2). Student Opinion (2). Advertising Munager Dramatic Club (2). Senior 8funt Day ( 2 ) Y. W. C. A. (1). Tennis ( 2 ). Camera Club (1), Hiking Club (2). “I know it is a sin For me to sit and grin At you here.” Sietrai ' t. Mr . Emma, Ellensbnrg, Wash. Mow sweetly sounds the voice of a com! woman. Htoneelpher, Grace Waltsburg. Wash. “I oueht to have my own way in everything. And what’s more, I will, too. Strobarh, Xettina, Yakima. Wash. Delta Phi (21. Tennis (2). School Poet (21. Senior Day (2). Is this the great poet whose works so content us?” Sullhun, Evelyn, Tacoma, Wash. Assistant Manager of Student Opinion (2). Grave little Evelyn, sure as scat, Keeps dark an awful lot under her hat, Horn for the wife of a diplomat.” Page (9 Townsend, Myrtle, Tacoma, Wash. Dramatic Club (2). Tennis (2). Being good is an awful lone¬ some Job.” Walter, Mabel, Tacoma, Wash. From her lips the words flowed smooth and fre€. M Welty, Ruth. Ellensburg, Wash. A true friend is forever a friend.” Wulflin, Lena, Auburn. Wash. Senior Coming Out ( 2 ). Delta Phi ( 2 ). Pursuing the path to she will’ succeed. success Winkle. Olivia. Kittitas. Wash. •‘As your Plckensonian namesake long ha done ’ Oiuia Winkle, may you Cherish ; fun. Wray. MiWreil, Orting, WaBh. Senior Stunt Day (2). Minuet i2). Tennis (2). With swagger stick, three-cor¬ nered hat. And cloak Napoleonic. She strode before our dazzled eyes. In manner histrionic.” Yenney, Anne, Walla Walla, Wash. Editor Koolluo (2). Class Secretary (1). Class Treasurer (2). Double Quartet (1) (2). Judiciary Hoard K. H. A. (2). Social Commissioner Class (2). Senior Play i 1 . Y. W. C. A. (1). Tennis (2). Manager Book E xchange (1). “Let us, then, be up and doing.” Yenney, Ituth, Walla Walla, Wash. Entered from Whitman College. President K. H. A. (2). Judicial Board K. H. A. (2). Constitutional Committee K. H. A. (2). Senior Stunt Day (2). Ukulele Club (2). Tennis (2). “Born for success she seemed. With grace to win, with heart to hold. With shining gifts that took all eyes.” Page 51 Patterson, Sirs. Ora, Ellensburg, Wash. Goodness is beauty in its best estate.” .Smith, I .eta Slay, The Gentleness of all the Gods go with thee.” crtner, Idell, Ellensburg, Wash. True wit is everlasting, like the sun.” Walton, Helen, Tacoma, Wash. Senior Day (1) (2). Minuet (2), Tennis (2). Forthwith from dance to sweet repast they turn. Crow, Evelyn, Hampton. Oregon. ' Kindness in women, not their beauteous looks, shall win my love. rumphcll, Jean, Ellensburg, Wash Pragmatic Club (2). Treble Clef ( 2 ). Not body enough to cover ha mind with. Crook, Sybil, Jonathan, Wash. I could not love, I ' m Bure, One who in love were wise. Foster, Florence, Boistfort, Wash. As shades most sweetly recom¬ mend the light. So modest plainness sets off sprightly wit. Gilbert. Eva. Yakima. Wash. Sense must sure thy safest plun¬ der be. Since no reprisals can be made on (hoe. Johnson, Anna, Tacoma, Wash. She smiles and smiles and will not sigh. Huron, Doris, Tacoma. Wash. Dramatic Club (2). Treble Clef (2). Nothing to wear but Clothes. 1-ufT, Ernn. Ellensburg, Wash. Coquette and coy at once her air. Pago :.2 ■ Don ' t Forget—The Other Man’s a Feller Same as You j n t j je ] U itlst of all the ramblin’ an’ usual advice— | ain’t a savin’ tliet it’s wrong, fer most of it is nice— I ain’t got much to say. Hut—jest this much is true, Don ' t fergit! The other man’s a feller same as you! When ver startin ' on the job o’ findin’ you a school, Your e’tificato’s behind you, but you feel jist like a fool With the members o’ the Board a savin’, “Naaw, what kin you do! We got lots o’ folks applying fer this, same as you!” Now don’t you he a skeered o’ them! I whisper it with zest. The Hoard tliet looks the wisest, never’ll pass the mental test! I’d hate to put them up agin the tests and measures too— Tliet Board’s a bunch o’ fellows, jest the same as me an’you. Did va ever see a Kobin diggin ' fer a big fat angle worm! Ever see him dig his claws in? Tug en yank, en pull en squirm ? Tliet’s jest the way you want ter pull en yank fer tliet job too: Tliet Board? Don’t fergit! They’ve all been fellows same as you. An ' when you’ve got the little job an’ settled down to work. An’ in the back seat there’s a boy who dearly loves to shirk— When you’ve reached the breakin’ point and ’ml thrash him thru an’ thru, Don’t fergit tliet lie’s a feller, same as you! An ' when Paul Henry pinches John, an’ John kicks back at Paul, An’ the little green toad in Harry’s desk scares Mary and makes her bawl, Page fiS An ' Peter gazes at Susie Jones an’ trips over Bill Smith’d shoe,— Don’t l’ergit thet they’re jest kids—same as was me an’ yon. I ain t aeousin no one ’tall, but not so long ago. Somebody wrote some nice little notes an’ sent them to-J well, you know! Somebody didn’t study’at all, and when mischief began to brew. Somebody surely was to blame, and somebody might a’ bin you! An ' when the warm Spring days ’ev come, an’ the Robin warbles there In the highest tip-top branches of the cherry tree, still bare, Don’t you scold for inattention when you’re hankerin’ thru an’ thru, Jest ter see if lie looks natural—why, the kiddies are jest like you! Patience, patience! why never Indore was it known how the word teas spelled lien the head aches bad, an’ confusion’s there, an’ you sort o’ seem compelled lo jaw ’em good an’ keep ’em in doors, an’ give ’em hard work to do, Say!—you roc Meet when cross at you! you was a kiddie an’teacher was Know bow you hated the mean old thing, an’ called her “cranky old maid,’’ An thot—when you grew up big an’ tall, you M she’d be afraid An’ pretty ashamed to think what she did! What didn’t you threaten to do! An’ I’m thinkin’ the cranky old maid had troubles, same as you. Page S4 you’re tryin’ hard to save, an’ pay that little debt parin’ jest one dress to school, it’s mighty fine! and yet, when you was young, an’ teacher wore thet blue 1 most everv dav? Oh, she was savin’—same as you! Serge u«‘ , j 10tr you wished she’d make a change from the ever- lastin’ dress, Or comb her hair a different way, ’t would give you folks a rest! If slic’d only stop to think that you see her all day thru! Hut tliet’s the way all kiddies talk about—well—me an’ you! ir when you’re really tired, an’ the wild is in your head, Your feet are heavy, your back is broke, an’ you envy the peaceful dead, An’ you feel you simply hev ter complain, as we all are apt to do,— Don’t fergit! the other feller’s tired, same as you! Now I ain’t preachin’, T like ter sit ’long side the listener’s pew, An’ all I want ter say is this: Troubles are really few! An’ when you think you got ’em, buck up! don’t be blue! An’ don’t fergit! the other man’s n feller, same as you! —Floy Rossman. I’ARC 65 SENIOR SNAPS Senior Songs “WE ARE THE CLASS OF ’18.” We are the class of ’18 With pep and steam, We are so keen. We love our Normal of Washington, You’ve heard the honors that we have won; We are the classiest bunch. With go and punch We have a hunch That the other class think that we them sui’- pass, For we are the Class of T8. “DEAR STATE NORMAL” Dear State Normal, We’ll all be true to you. You’ve made us wondrous wise, Your spirit never dies, Dear State Normal Greatest and best We’ll stand by you. We’re staunch and true Dear State Normal, Dear State Normal, We’re staunch and true. Pukc 58 Pug W Junior Officers First Semester Christine Brotherson Ethel Myers... Elsa Smith. Vlrgie Nye.. Gladys Kelly. . President. .Vice President... .Secretary. —.Treasurer. Social Commissioner Second Semester 1 .Myrtle Ellis .— - Sarah Eidal . Marie Fitterer .Velma Wright Elizabeth Shantmhan uoay Here ovrii Kelly with the green necktie? composed or ' Juniors Tnd b ‘ V |r aS • ht ’ Bt °° d ,hat vaBl ““HHlide, This dramatic “ “ ' «r President .C occurrence took place early in September. Kelley brokeTn ' the Mt i° ' th K ® Uy ’ Bro,her ° «nd Toney started. Brotherson racld nrouH T S T ° nGy ■ the second, so twice moro and lumnin P ' lSt ,he ndgG 8 ntl then broke, going around - he ,he b,eacherR ' n ° ° ne — Virgin 1 Nye treasurer V ‘ C ® prPsident ' Els « Smith secretary. Kelly as Social Commissioner F lU,,tner wilh « ' ad Every Clas haTil “Con 1° Jnl ° rB l ° d ° Was ° make the,r debut. the form of a Hallowe’en p« V y f U knt w ' and lh l elass came out In season. Earth Hades . d ’ ! ' 11 Wr ‘ S ,ndecd ,h ! BOcl «l event of the or the Faculty and the 7.!, ' Were r ‘ ,pr Ben, d - “ well as some ’ aua the aristocracy or Ellensburg. great responsibility Ji on he sh 1 T!? 1 ® 88 nights for the treasurer. A Junior the sum of flf te „ n „ , shoulders. She must extract from each have now ceasid Ind 7 T 77 ' re,, ' rn Cider barre1 ’ «er ' “hors 1 and a, ‘ her troubles are o’er. most of the present Imc dTITdTi an ° ,her elec,lon was held, as Ellis became preset ‘7s d ,,d ® d “ th e Senior realm. Myrtle treasurer. Marie Pllterer s ref E ‘ d a« assistant. Velma Wright as commissioner. ary and E za beth Shannahan for social entertained 1 22 lhB Facul ‘ ' and were far “tSrlSJj “xpe tfoiZ Ca le °” ““ f0UrU ‘ ° f May “ nd • y and always lent theTrlTd Rankln a c ' ass adviser stood loyally Junior’s good times .7 due ’ a d “ ' S ° her ,ha ‘ ' ‘he Page $0 —D. L. —C. B. Markm Mairill AHcc Phelps Lraslo Uakpr I aura Panscll Viola Humphreys Martha Fladebo Olj?a luiey Gladys Kelly Beatrice Hull Kdlth Hj-rmanee Blanche Berry Celia SI ■wit Mildred Mark It Clara Crewdson Pane HI Mar.. CT” N K,!r „• B ’ ther D “ «•—— M ' -Crrdy Mien Warrrn Frum-i Mn. rv. r .u « . . Vrrn Hlddrll l,,a t, onlln( . E lhrr IUul,,l, ‘ ll,B ' ' Boll Ho.lg� Edo. 0� Uln B Elinor Hn,wn Mario Fluorer Fagv C2 Gladys Lynn Mabel Boy Alleen Kenney Therm Quocheck Marie Flynn Maude Gleason Allegra Baxter Alice Hayes Dora Ev«m Wilma Crowley Lila Kcrslakc Mildred Hill Mildred Barton Helen German Page 63 Kll n Munson Lolft Person Mildred Faulkner Esther Schnldc Surah Eldal Elizabeth Slmnnnhan Gladys Kerrlok Maude Allen Dtmallna Cavalrtto Harriet Hritten Frances Ilumm Paff €4 Myrtle Brannon Mural Grace Gregory Lilian Espy Eliza both Manlow Cornelia Fern Chambera Kathryn Grabbe Pavla Marie Gehlen Ruth Hammer Aileen Arnold Morgan Lena Beauchamp Hazel Payne Hallle Noble Page 65 Era Spencer I.oia Jacques Ruth Quaife Florence Tcmey Josephine Younir Jessie Ar.der.on (in.™ Weal Sharon Thomas Queen Tonncmaker Clara (irlg,. Mary Yolo AltJi Taylor Myrtle Elllls Sadi. LeinhouU Huge 46 Aggie Beck Herbert Bassett Dora Williams Aileen Wade Helen Malone Dorothy Woodward Hortense Kickinapp Mae Thompson Vera Crain Doris Mclvor Bessie Anderson Alice Whitcomb Kathryn Lynch Madge Haase Pape «7 Affnen Browning Ethel Myera Mrs. Dorothy Lewis Evangeline Ostling Kathryn Lynch Virginia Martin Ida Nordlne Marian Randall William Sacked Eunice Weaver Ruth Swanson Josephine Steinberger Effle Stickney Velnia Wright Bertha Gordon Helen Clark Eva Beutel Page CS JUNIOR SNAPS senior SNAPs Associated Student Body M ry Pj,k� oham All activities particle.. j the students are controlled hv h Kanlzation, t|. 1 on lied.. -I,, throughout the school , he M H as the students taWo 8 1 ® various ways. kin e Part body, and at are f?e« re L re WUtlv, problem of � � , to discuss welfare of the Student BodPand «ve rnem bera ' wtuf C ° ‘ , ' he student Body andT ? 1 - Pi,nni � and execution or rh trib«™ 8 br ye ?h th ’ ' , ‘ ,ceum ticket, were ' J tht ’ClaUon. W,lh « Paul tnto b thi A Associated Student ' Body ! ,“ char « or. and |, 9 . was ,Xn for il ,OCl t ‘° n « ' he bealnninc „f L f tWo dolla ™ £ Student Body to make bj ' ' wiO ' 8 been the ambition ' oTthe ! ' he llf ?or Z ' L «Z 5 V den fc KT ™. J ££- - A js?J 5? ? ' K“s s- - 22 .S; Of importance d ln ,he a ove for the m„n ' „ pto,,l ? who are I «°t ' en in othe , ,Jj? ' “ Student Body. The w a r°hf ,hl KS I Stam nd liberty il a n ' ‘ ' in’’ tCT™ 0 ” u,e S ‘ ' ?, 0 |i t 8 e,.t h u 6 end , a°s ' nr0 - n,8na ™ ' b, Wtsjs jarsv ■ .£ The AssoeiatL 86 8 whole. 88 a,an ‘ s «nd other xr„r ssgjnrswj: ?„t students may ep ° 8re Put on a bulletin i ' he Import- S 2 T 1 ' =. “ U «ur boys at the fC rlTe 0 ' 8 Serv.eJ as done the promotion of g„ 0 i Associated Student Bod.Ve.Vi p, idt ' ln It has not be n fellowship and Dleamiro , . aK d°no much tor ;- ' -nher 9 °Urare ’rLT P88 ‘ b« ' he aehool the Servic i!, ® ,° r F nc,e Silu ' Therefori 1 ?. f . or 0 «n its members are Perform! . ' ° Sh ° ' wha ' bl.h humaTaervfcT ' 1 race n The Kamola Hall Association Ruth Yennsy Executive Board. President.. Ruth Yenney Vice President. . ........Reitit Faulkner Secretary. Hannah Berg Treasurer..Marie Johnson ( Edna Johnson Social Commissioners., j ,, earl Dlxon Eswin Hall.Deborah Allen Kamola Hall Annex.Lilian Espy Judiciary Bomil. Ruth Yenney Harriet Lucas Alma Flower Josephine Graney Anne Yenney ‘•The object or this organization is to so coordinate the interests ot , he iurdenu as to make for the betterment of the dormitory life; |.� regulate matters pertaining to student life; to foster in e er uu the .iriri: of unanimity among the women or the school; to Increase •heir sense of reciprocal responsibility, and to become a medium through which the social standards or the Normal school shall e U.pt consistent with its educational ideals. The girls living in the dormitories this year decided to organize a student government. They had no foundations on school trad Don to work from but they were convinced that they could successfully rule Themselves, should they try. A committee of seven therefore was Chosen to work out a plan of self government that would setve their needs and that might l e handed on down the succeeding years. It was the aim of the committee to make this constitution aB and as broad as possible, covering the different phases of student life so that it would be worthy of use in the ruture. The committee on the constitution was composed of the members Of the Executive Board and Beatrice King and Doris Buren This committee was heartily assisted by President Black Mrs. n� k v and Miss Foresman. Discussions were many and long befoie the Consti¬ tution was ready to be submitted lo the students. It was then debated under the direction of President niack voted upon article by article, and finally signed by all members of the association. The set of house rules also met with unanimous approval. House meetings were held on every Monday evening in the draw¬ ing room and every girl felt free to discuss any phase of our home lire, whether business or social. The Executive and Judiciary Boards have worked together in complete harmony for the good of the Association Their had to do with practically all the phases of life in the Halls, and through it all they have had the cooperation of all or the gills. Many times they have profited by the good advice of Mrs. Baker and MIbb Foresman. We believe that self-government in the Halls this year has been a decided success, and our hope Is that students coming after us will approve our work and continue It. rage 78 The Treble Clef Club :he thry ° ugh the 7 ™ n Interesting country mg M It was l ' anne 5 l ° Sh Z “ rorapi „g, mischievous children, it ‘‘but with the .W- -£ Jwell —� « ftDd 8 ° n,tS ' M� to be an hour o the folk music of the Through an Irish program. hM , their re d that they too were not of Irish The evening of NcB ‘ TecS ble ' Z Jen uc ,ul- - oT e --- ul - TJZJZ ear Dem Bells. wor vt in Com- J5-JTS rarthVwork has been great,y predated on every occasion. BacCJllaure ftte Sunday Is due the eb i Clef amTThey -od tones and well haianced ha, T to advantage in the Choruses. The Quartet f sweet sounds, .noils ■’ «� Kerrlck and Miss Foster lead the songs In high soprano. Next in part, in nign s v ow close Anne Yenney and l.essie To harmonise the lyric tones Miss Kaseberg and Marie Johnson First alto carry, and for sooth do well Support the lowest notes, which Sounding forth as w« ‘ an(J Miss Grabbe. Sweet praise is sung of them by ail who hear Page T5 i ■ w m Mildred Hill, Nuttina Strobacli. , Flynn. Mar, ' rarkenha-n. A l n K«� f ' Retta FanlKner. , Mar ‘r oW F e Myrtle calkins. W ollUn. Alma Flowf r ; „ rother8 on. P� K ? Delta Phi The Honor Society in Dramatics, the Delta Pin, is an old school society which has been reorganized this year. p has thirteen members who are elected by the Dramatic Club from its own members. They are selected for their dramatic ability. The purpose of this society is to give the best plays and to encourage participation by the students in Dramatics. OFFICERS President Vice President. Treasurer.-.— Secretary- -Edna Johnson .. Mildred Hill Myrtle Calkins -Alma Flower MEMBERS Alma Flower Myrtle Townsend Marie Flynn Lena Wolflin Reita Faulkner Mildred Hill Mar ' Pakenham Myrtle Calkins Edna Johnson Nettine Strobach Christine Brotherson Aileen Kenney Marie Fitterer rase 7S The Spirit of Our School Tins school is ours, to make it what we will, Perchance to make its name a noted one, Who knows? No fixed rule, nor rigid law Our program hampers, for we’re tree To take what path we choose, in choosing it, To follow each his individual taste, That his peculiar talent him may guide; AH knowledge offered in a spirit thus : Let each take what he needs, if’t profit him, Why, then, indeed, it is not giv’n in vain. We’re educated not by books alone, For our school’s not too large for each to know The others. If to all we friendship show, That selfsame friendship in return we find; And from each passing friendship we may snatch, Wliate’er to us shall good and helpful he. What each gives to the others is herself, For, for herself alone, she’s valued here. Jt matters not to us her father’s wealth. We value not the family jiedigree; Her attitude toward others, toward the school, Her personality—that’s what we note. If these be what they should, she shall not lack In friendship, or aught that should be hers. In brief, this is the spirit of our school, The spirit of the 1018 class, The spirit of our age— Democracy. —N. L. S. Pngr Harriet Luc a � Hannali Herp Mildred V. W. C. A. CABINET H� el f tii;, , v- _ Alma Flower M «nsaret Schneider Ffculkner Zinnia tfpreng«‘r Kathryn Uivibli.- Y. W. C. A. Hvtties of the Y. W. C. A. began this year, the week before Tlu ' d The new girls coming in were met at the trains and school ® p ejr hoarding places. wlte “ work of the society for several weeks was mainly connected li knitting, to help supply an urgent need for the sailors. W “ n„rlne the latter part of October, delegates were sent to a conrer- , Seattle under the Y. M. C. A. for the purpose of launching the ce ' ,. Million Dollar War Fund Drive. The drive was carried to a 1 Successful completion by the Y. W. C. A. girls. At the beginning or the second semester of the school year, a was given for the new girls, to help them become acquainted with r;,rl and with members of the faculty. The regular meetings of the society were held Wednesday evening, t � number of interesting speakers were present during the year. Other evenings were spent by the girls in reading together some good new book. Pragmatic Club Mr. Stephens Ruth Tenney Mary Pakenham Josephine Granev Lena Beauchamp Mrs. Eva Tope Mrs. Deborah Allen Frank Crewdson Jean Campbell Myrtle Calkins Beatrice King Edna Johnson Mtley Ethel Under the leadership of Mr. Stephens one or the liveliest clubs of the year has been formed. The Pragmatic Club meets each week to talk lo learn from each other, and to express candid opinions. Freedom ot speech Is its law. When ltB members gather about the long table in Mr Stephens ' orflce they may say whatever they think on any sub¬ ject Some interesting topics have been Psycho-Analysis, Pragmatism, our Assemblies. What ' s wrong with a Methods Class, and the Philosophy of our own religion. The Club has been organized on as broad, free lines as possible. There are no regular officers. Members serve as Chairman, and as sponsor for a topic in turn. The only rule or order adopted Is a live- minute limit for speakers, unless the group unanimously agrees to give further time. The Pragmatic Club Is new this year, but It members hope that it will live and grow and become an Important educational factor in the Washington State Normal School. Page 81 The Mendel Club Our theory—Evolution. Our method—Eugenics. Our thoughts—-Our own. Our colors—Two Tone. Mt mbersti Ip— Hereditary. Mendel Club! Mendel Club! Come, tell us. What ' s the big idea? ’ ' Why we ' re what we are. duti Or genius, that ' s the big Idea. Darwin tells us what we are fly accidental variation. Mendel tells how much we are By heredity, not creation. When pure-breds of any nuality Are mated with pure-breds of like variation. Descendants will be pure quality. Without fall, generation after generation. When pure-bredB of any one kind. Are mated with pure-breds of another. The offspring will be a mixture tine Resembling neither father nor mother. When mixtures are mated with one another What happens is mathematically sure. One is like father and one is tike mother, The other two like the generation before. Now if we had the time and the space We would like to show you without doubt. That we fulfill this law to an ace, And that we know what we are about. And that is JuBt why we organise, And we expect to grow, We will expose color that ' s camouflage. Peroxide blonds must go. Ruth Anne Yenney Elisabeth Dorothy- Black —Win. T. Stephens. Relta Mildred Faulkner Fiances Anna Brlskey Page S3 Jiu Jitsu Lives of great men all remind us. We can fight our battles too. And departing leave behind us. Welts and bruises black and blue. Bruises that perhaps the other Rubbing, gently, softly, slowly, A once high and haughty brother, Feeling, shall feel meek and lowly. Why go to a movie or circus when you can get a better perform¬ ance twice a week in the Jiu Jitsu room? Tall girls, short girls, narrow glrlB and wide girls can be seen turning somersaults. You might have been able to laugh before but, believe me now they can far out-do their kid brothers. Falling correctly Is another important feat. Think! Have you the nerve to fall down? No! Well there is not a one of these girls who has not learned the trick and can exe¬ cute it without fear of consequences. Look, here is one girl hurling her opponent over her head; another iB balancing her adversary on her shoulder. See, by a peculiar twist she has hurled and pinned her to the floor. Many similar stunts that rar outrival Douglas Fair¬ banks may be witnessed in this class. Dean Baker, Ruth Yenney, Alma Flower. Dorothy Mann, Marie Johnson. Harriet Bayley, Christine Brotherson, Myrtle Calkins. Han¬ nah Berg. Jo. Graney and Amelia Slaudt under the direction of Pro¬ fessor Schiba and George Tannagoschi are the chief actors in this movie. Professor Schiba formerly taught this art in the University of Tokio. These girls wished not only to keep abreast with the times and fit themselves physically as well as mentally for the positions In the industrial fields which are fast becoming available to women, but also to enjoy and entertain themselves with a new kind of gymnasium. The Japanese regard this exercise so seriously that the girls have learned to bear both pain and comedy stoically. Jiu Jitsu. the national game of Japan, has recently been intro¬ duced Into America. Japanese professors are teaching the men in the training-camps these tricks. Schools of Jiu Jitsu for women have also been opened in our large cities. This sport is a form of wrestling consisting of more than three hundred methods of seising and throw¬ ing an opponent, or otherwise disabling him. Promptness in detecting and averting an adversary ' s actions, concentration, and alertness are necessary assets. Pngc Sfi Play ball there! Well Fli™h .m° the K a„,e-. A „ ttle Christ Sclen ! P ° r O good one. Teieaaf ei Come on 1 ’ W U ’ look who ' a up to bat He - I • ■- «« • .... A. t £Zi game !- “ tter? What ' � « matter ThU no J that acre W ed.up n face°“ , ' 1 ' r ' “ UMh � d e. You can ' t K et a job on 1 Don ' t take advantage nr -Mold you SO. TWO out . , prem r p!n r k d :. ha ma ' 1 ' 8 B ‘ h,etiC ,nr “ ' ' outs nothin? ' i •«. MV ftw not out r You certainly are out!” I’m not out r jrr r - - --. I ' G ‘ sonic Initiative! Ce “ 80m ! W ° ' dn ' ‘ lo «• run Wilmarth - 0Mk ' itiative! You quarreling all afternoon. 0 n ' UISt ti,ed I haven ' t heard ' Believe me Gladv. ..to, . Gladys, you are out. P nai T“ fl ' e K ° OUU0S ’■ out! Pinal decision: Gladya dunned tor five K . ' 011 aren ' t mad are , ” e Koo, tuos. •nalam? ' ,ou - What would life be wl , h , a Batter up! lJon . t . W,thont 8to P - ah°t!;; atch the field. Doris. W %£% “ d ‘ ' - ' UCk! L °° k ° Ut «•-. . head. We need j H«i ba o«; for I - - Be careful what v„„ . 1 a - s-“= — date. T,MK ... .April 27 PLACE. .. -,5 . Training School Field —Deborah Allen. Face SC The Way Some of Us Get Exercise j. Deborah Allen: flushing out of the dining room on High.” II. Beatrice King: Making Basket Ball Announcements. III. Marie Egan: Going to Tacoma over the Week Ends. IV. Lilian Espy: Shutting off the alarm clock. V. Marge Collins: Taking cold plunges. VI. Jo Young: Going to Sleepy ' s. VII. Jo Graney: Hiking to Yak ima. Ditto Hannah Berg, Slaudie, Marie Johnson. Glaydes Baker, Dorothy Mann. VIII. Versa Grimes: Mechanical motion of jaws stimulated by a week-old piece of gum. IX. Edna Johnson: Performing before the fourth grade. X. Myrtle Calkins: Slamming the faculty. XI. Edith Erickson: Spooning. XII. Helen Walton: Trying to get in at 12 o ' clock. XIII. Anne Yenney: Talking with her hands. XIV. Marie Flynn: Writing letters to France. XV. Mary Crawford: Talking in the library. XVI. Marie Fltterer: Playing the heroine. XVII. Beatrice King: Corrective Gym. XVIII. Relta Faulkner: Trying to get to class on time. XIX. Lucille Irving: Trying to find Gladys. XX. Daisy Brightrull: Answering the telephone. XXI. Marie Johnson: Arguing. XXII. Dorothy Foster: Singing. XXIII. Anita Hickey: Eating ice cream. XXIV. Ruth Qnalfe: Banging the piano. XXV. Clara Griggs. Blushing. XXVI. Myrtle Townsend: Fussing Kleinie.” XXVII. Ellen Munson: Flirting with Knowledge. XXVIII. Mildred Faulkner: Being campused at a critical moment. XXIX. Pearl Dixon: Looking Into the future. (?) XXX. Anita Baker: Using the Post Office. Pnse S7 Josephine Graney The Student Opinion nf i ha if old, i steadily Our weekly paper. •« ' proud of UB . e ”“ cember stjss 5 rr. isn - .r£, «-• csir « rs - ... iu” -Tf;“r..:r.: s r«= ; - — r. - . -rss “ r. rarKMiisW-’-.-. rage 8� ■ The 1918 Kooltuo MtltTLK ’A|,K| s Business Manager Page s t The 1918 Kooltuo In presenting this edition of the Kooltuo 1 is our object and aim to live an illustrated history of a single school year. II e hare tried to make it representative of the whole school, o souvenir which Juniors and Seniors alike will cherish. We have been glad to render this service to the Student Body, and ire hope that you will read and keep this volume with as much pleasure as ice have found in compiling it. Pnfie !U W. S. N. S. Song U NE: The Orange and the Black. (Words by Mattie Ellis ) l nto thee, our Alma Mater, Here we pledge devotion true, ta i s ,lia ' Pass and time may bring us Many a task that’s hard to do. Still we’ll sing the old songs over, S till we’ll call the old days back, Still we’ll cheer the best of colors. Hail! the Crimson and the Black! Washington 1 thy name we honor. Ever loyal we will be. May old Time each year add glory, M. S. T . S., unto thee. Still we’ll siug the old songs over. Still we’ll call the old days back, Still we’ll cheer the best of colors, Mail! the Crimson and the Black! Page 92 “As Others See Us” I, Wilson’s Motivation of School Work, have dwelt s,.m� v months in the Library of the Ellensburg Normal 1 came blJ5 y cardboard and paper, from my quiet resting place on the shelves ' a. 0r i er h , H m b °° k deaIer ’ B 8h °P ia Spokane. Here began such a lu® “ ' ha . d never . experienced. Arter a hurried Insertion of marks ® I lbr� ;v 7 B pUc ! d ,he ver - ' «� . most conspicuous place ln Library I seemed the most desired of all my neighbors ' l he! he swell with pride at my importance, gnoo , 1 btKa � to f ro ” ' my , P« rc _lt on the Reserve shelves, I looked down � � , ' ' d or people. The tables always seemed surrounded bv citls JJ? 1 regionally a boy. and people were coming and going a good de-il ' ? c ‘ signal of a bell, there was always a great move.nent to and from 5® Libra]y. As a rule, these people had Berious mien, but. often thev L h tered laughing or with smiles still on their races. The large denk tiff ' the entrance was the center of things and most of the time a crowd hm ered around it. There came a burst of requests. It seemed tlmr .w were satisfied because away each girl would hurry to a near-hv ll vT with a book or two in her hand. I often fell victim to such i“ ' !? was great fun to stand up on the shelves and watch these luoccedlnJ firs? ' ,In e 8 , ; , :‘ d w an,i 1 W “ IOa,h 10 , . sia lyl first time I was taken very suddenly and it came as a surprise to m . I found myself in the hands of a nice companionable girl i first she anrt Bk .M a a V aKUln . Thla tlme iy contents were much appreciated and this girl wrote down things in a notebook about me From ihis tl e on my experiences came last and I was given precious little real a ' book ' tnvseh ' SmI ' existence and very thrilling. | almost write a book mysell about the many things I saw and heard Don’t think fnr a minute that my experiences were confined to the I ibrarv „o did a good deal of traveling, around the School the towm 7nd even farthei. The policy of the Library was so generous that books could be taken anywhere provided they were to be used, read and joved an al ‘° f ,a . d ° n st,,?Ivea ' Hc. This accounts for mv husv exist- ence. Once or twice these privilege were abused and I ltd in unh-umv hi™ m Be ' f ral al °ne under a bed In Kamola Hall where J had ?“ J “ Sbed and forgotten, or another time I was in the far corner of ' a locker in the basement. Cruel fate! I was lonesome Do you want me to tell you of some of mv Thrillers’’ ' i often sat‘ ,C in aT r T ° ne da 1 waa «� hands of a girl whS saf in a tai corner of the room—suddenly she leTt me but returned soon with a fat letter, postmarked Somewhere in France she liked .� d Kit, hUir SKi ' ssrj? p- - =« ' sjs.v a sr ' S ‘ssml s , overheard many—I admired their get-up and energy a -a uL. 2 ,rs: P� RP H-| “As Others See Us” I, Wilson’s Motivation of School Work, have dwelt some btisv months in the Library of the Ellensburg Normal. 1 came, done up X cardboard and paper, rrom my quiet resting place on the shelves ol the storeroom in a book dealer’s shop in Spokane. Here began such a life as I had never experienced. Artec a hurried insertion of marks and labels, I was placed in the very front, most conspicuous place In the Library. I seemed the most desired of all my neighbors; I began t Q swell with pride at my importance. From my perch on the Reserve shelves, I looked down upon a crowd or people. The tables always seemed surrounded by girls and oc¬ casionally a boy, and people were coming and going a good deal. At the signal of a bell, there was always a great movement to and from the Library. As a rule, these people had serious mien, but often they en¬ tered laughing or with smiles still on their laces. The large desk’near the entrance was the center or things and most of the time a crowd hov¬ ered around it. There came a burst of requests. It seemed that these were satisfied because away each girl would hurry to a near-by table with a book or two in her hand. I often fell victim to such late. It was great tun to stand up on the shelves and watch these proceedings I have just related, and I was loath to leave my Reserve seat. But the first time I was taken very suddenly and it came as a surprise to me. I found myself In the hands of a nice companionable girl. At first she seemed to like me and read intently but later she put me aside to talk to her neighbor, a tall, dark, pretty girl. Again soon I was returned to the Desk and scarcely was I safely back on the shelf before l was whisked away again. This time my contents were much appreciated and this girl wrote down things In a notebook about me. From this time on my experiences came fast and I was given precious little rest. But it was an enjoyable existence and very thrilling, f can almost write a book myself about the many things I saw and heard. Don ' t think ror a minute that my experiences were confined to the Library— no, no. I did a good deal of traveling, around the School, the town and even farther. The policy of the Library was bo generous that books could be taken anywhere provided they were to be used, read and enjoyed, and not allowed to stand on shelves idle. This accounts for my busy exist¬ ence. Once or twice these privileges were abused and I led an unhappy life for several weeks, alone under a bed in Kamola Hall where I had been pushed and forgotten, or another time I was in the rar corner of a locker in the basement. Cruel rate: I waB lonesome. Do you want me to tell you of some of my •’Thrillers? ' ' I often chuckle over them ntyselr. One day I was in the hands or a girl who sat In a far corner of the room—suddenly she lert me but returned soon with a fat letter, postmarked “Somewhere in France.” She liked It more than she did me. She smiled and giggled over It and read it to her friends. It also contained some endearing phrases in French, and how she did hasten to the French dictionary What do I know about the Faculty? I have kept my ears open and heard all the gossip. And interesting Items about the students did not escape me. I knew all about the many social events. The Student Opinion and Kooltuo editors were always about- they needed many consultations and I overheard many—1 admired their get-up and energy. Those were great days in the Ellensburg Normal School Library. Everyone seemed to gather there and they were a happy, contented lot. Most or the people were energetic students and read many books like me, but at the same time they were lively and friendly. Never having lived In any other Normal Library, I cannot say whether my experiences were usual or not but certainly I liked it—nothing monot¬ onous about such a life. Home Economics Department If you are Interested in what women can do to help win the war. visit the Home Economics Department on the second floor of Science Building. The kitchen is equipped with new tables having tile tops and plenty of space tor the new utensils. It Is a clean, light. Inviting room. Here it is that each day experiments in ways of saving the foods needed in Europe are being carried on. Many new and appetizing dishes have been prepared. Tested “Hoover recipes, thru the efforts of this de¬ partment. have been made available to many persons. The classes in serving of meals have prepared and served a number of delightful Hoover luncheons and dinners. Across the hall is the Chemistry room in which has been studied the whys and wherefores of household procedures in cooking, cleaning, iaundrying, and dying: and the chemistry of bodily processes and daily life made clear. Do you want to be fat or thin, or just patriotically slim? The girls who have taken the Food Administration Courses and earned a certificate granted by the United States Food Administration Depart¬ ment at Washington. D. C., are going out over the state to tell people what foods are required by the body to keep it in perfect health, how to obtain these without using the foods needed in winning the war, and how to conserve all food materials so that we can develop into a healthy, prosperous nation and feed the countries that are hungry. Rod Cross work has received its share of attention from all girls who have taken sewing. All phases of this work, with the exception of surgical dressing, have been carried on in various classes. The girls in the Training School have been doing their bit in the Junior Red Cross sewing by making layettes for the Belgian children. Since the beginning of the war, the Importance of all Home Eco¬ nomics work and its ability to render valuable aid at this time Is being realized more and more each day. Next year this department in our school will not only continue Its work but will enlarge It until Its value Is recognized In all parts of the state. Manual Training We are all familiar with the saving. It is the ambition of every Senior girl to make a Morris chair.” and upon visiting the Manual Training class one would find this idea carried out. Those who have not made them look enviously upon the Supreme Seven, the Seven who have accomplished so much this year and are now ready to accept po¬ sitions as Manual Training pedagogues. Not only has the class toiled with woodwork but it has also taken its turn at mending shoes and harness, tying knots, building forge fires, and doing concrete work all of which are valuable in any walk or life. Blessed be the man who wins one of these Janes-of-all-trades.” for a help-mate. We do not spend weary hours looking vainly thru the library for 8chool and Society, volume five and six but we do work which Is equally important. Reluctantly we leave shop and teacher to take up other du¬ ties which llalm our time. Anyone who has worked under our kind and efficient teacher. Mr. Whitney, will vouch for this statement, for he has certainly made the work interesting and practical. Page SG A halo of hair on a stately head. Tries to l e fair to the heart of lead, Opens discerning eyes of blue, Smiles a “What can l do for you?” Answers a thousand questions a day. To the puzzled Juniors points the way Her own feet the way have trod, So she’s a help to young pedagogs. --i- Auburn hair, Brown eyed. Distinctive face. Haughty air, Strong pride, Easy grace. Reason clear, Upward trend, Ancestral fame. Without fear. Faithful friend. Mike’s—his name. P� gi- 97 Art Department Oh, Art.! That delusive word! Little do we realize who Iijkb it contains until we peer Into Miss Hunt ' s studio rooms ‘ on floo J ' - , There the most eccentric artist will find his wildest dre. d worked out with varying degrees of success. MlJS Spread out In grand array, in one room, we find a whole of animals and birds worked out in clay by the deft Angers of Vh ' Handwork classes. Nearby In another room we And the more � ctnr esque results of Pastel classes. These fortunate mortals ■- P ■ tttr ‘ g ven free rein to express their innermost souls—which - oul bv TS wTth o,h Tr e V ' U,el ' aCC ° rdinfi lo «� • of the expression but ? e,s h ? ' e ihown “ rea ' Insight Into the world of Art Consid madl by° n pasti? mun ‘ ,on haB be “ made of the Mural decorations o orkerB Portraying “Where Rolls the Oregon ami ears No Sound Save His Own Hashings,” and The Valley of the iu-vr? ' “ !. ; 3 C ? ing “piranta is the fact that the Art course is gome to p,a f® ,th “ ' her specialized subjects, it will take its idace Perha P� f °fnier students would be interested In knowing that now o Clngrer.h ' r ° Ut r ° Wn ‘ belr old meeting 1 place ' and ‘are Zic Z ■ and h� ™ roo,n on the third lloor formerly used for department lurne 1 ,he tow « r 00111 over to the Music —Margaret Schneider. Department of Biology The Biological department Is located on the west of the main corridor, on the second floor of the main building U occupies a sui e of hree rooms. Including an office and storeroom. The ?etture and recitation room, seating sixty students, and equipped with tables . bails ' and illustrative material, is connected by a folding door with tho general biological laboratory and this again is sim- in Bacte“o?ogy WUh ano,he ' ' Juratory. especially equipped for work Equipment l� provided for twenty students in general biology and student ”?n R«cl ,ni | b 1 r 10 i Uuc,erloloe} ' Beside a convenient desk. ' each microscope slides ijfni i i ,rov de l with a simple and a compound microscope, slides, alcohol lamp, moist chamber, glass culture-nlates rea g n rase, and stains. There I one ek-clric luo b dry heJt r a nT r nf b “ c ' tr. ia in a constant normal temperature; also dry-heat and steam sterilizers, and an electric cooking outfit. In the general biological laboratory, similar tables chairs micro. rr m ■wis ' tsajrs . “ f luaent T,,e laboratory has good lighting It i« Mminn rf with microtomes, paraffine baths, stains, and with the uZ reLl There”! a flue human !,lc«? U rla in which ,,vln organisms are kepi. ' tons of lower : pr,va,e collec,lon � f mounted skele- n animals. museum raRes containing a private collection of many hundred specimens or different classes orders and specie! or reverel !hou a s!nd al !iiH Slide r cabl “ el8 ' containing a private Collection . „{, 1 • • fnou and slides for the microscope, showing plant and are of great relue aln T? “ nd permanenUy “‘ounted. Some of the ! ot great ralue. They represent the original preparations on which Page 98 tome the 1 local S ftora° bar,l ' n,e n courae R announcedIn Heredity: U CoBmlc ' evo u- • KeiirolOKj: 3 ‘ c Ractertolotiy. Parasitology and Advanced � u —- M r� . I. Evolution ... lecture ti “‘SSi.rttSS! U«r..d lo-rotogy, sa- � � . gsn t tars ss offered: Forty-five lecture cm Co.m.c evolution of electrons, new Knowledge of radio-active earth; origin or air, water, aa-H.r r,£ ' =rrreri.,r“ Sffrsa iratirrs. .......- tatned therein. .„ unt , Fvolutlon and Heredity, treat- 2 forty-live lecture, on Organic Evolution «. baBis of of the following subjects: disuse! the effect Me, its origin and modification, th k “ llurul selection; transfor- „r environment. Isolation, T 7 j tlon lEenigl degeneration, correlation, SJTuS EJ5JVSSSSS � • “ d forms. unman Evolution, considering such 3. Forty-five lectures on Hunitt ouUlne . MAN— Indl- snbjects as are suggested . 0 b volo( , lcal development, heredity vidual. physical. m « tal ' 1 “ a, : o r forms of life as shown in and eugenics: mans relation , cUires an( j functions; his appeai- his ontogeny and phylogony, n industry; migration, conquest, ance; the cave man. and Pi ®) 1 aIlll evolution of the brain; habits, food, clothing und! v ' 1|t i on . intellect; effect on the indi- u« netic psychology, s6DBibU ., lin rtpr� tqndinE reason; the evolution vidual of Imagination. Judgment, aesthetics education, industry ' , of the moral man on he evolution of the family, government; and in the effect of c “ptlon of evolution, from the tribe, and nation; evolution of theories regarding man ' s relation Greeks to Darwin, and th ■ ■ . between science and religion, to the lower th ® M Xrn democratic state. The evolu- llberty and responsibility In the nj oae ™ , |toratuTt . philosophy and tion of society, religlon hi o jr. j „ f philology, mythology, science, introduces to the student tne etbnol0 gy. natural theology, aichaeol g . • offered They treat of 4. forty-five lectnrPB . n [, ' ° nervous system, from the single ceu ,rthe m s of uip ,, ” man brain. (.aii .... given. This Is the 5 . Twenty-five lectures ° cl ‘ h _ e foundation oi ail biology, new science of cytology, which, � A n sciences stand or is properly considered the ‘ osl J reV eals. What is religion, po - fall with the facts which this science i death but a mani- itics, philosophy, food, hea.lt . a the cell is treated as a living thing; ' ° tl and « T functlonT -King all higher manifestations of lire, are discussed. iml as possible. It la con- .f.rff.e’ 7 ..? w..a “ e ”“‘ Page : ho , w , they Krow and r« transmitted in inaction- how be destroyed by reagents, heat etc • how their vir i W ,hey r n diminished and immunity secured In view ot th«T firt ,!. ay be modern world, because of its compact lire in fa t tha t the frf ' nri eS f H r - tr VBl ; ■ peculiarly at the mercy of these n ' irf ' ° nir nlends and Toes, this course should be required of .IM..! 0 11 ' . 7 X:;f,v° b ■ « � ”“■- ' � TS ,r -rsssf oiT.,j. hi -.,jrs n T r Y T Ll vi, -sssui™. l t� k . ' : s f SSHS-sSlfS SSsSrtSsSSaSsS ' saS The Psychology Department bas the Training °??? h “ en ‘V of menial tests. Besides the menial twtsTie ,1, throi,yh o son was individually given Ve Term an ' Inlemgence st dv is ' K kHs ' :Ss“ siaa aSawaSSSSKSHas —M. Anderson. F.ijgn 100 Special Lectures _hfl .inrial has been considerably SS opportunity ' to ' yet °a world point of view that ha been -‘“-Ta Tcarceiy been n ?X£ SST� S” � p «... « a •• « ,w “ ’ • Jss, .rvasr- fsjsru” « 5S-“« r ' ”« K.«“c “� «« • • “� • “ r Inthe ' onward march of its P P 1 - thftt we announce that Pro- . J commen-ntent day -£ £ «... J; a y s’ .-sa iC? «xxssrr ssi ' ”p ' giyVoman member of the State McKee addressed the school - Sve t” £ worn ‘ JK tneton. bT ( r H Hale s D,t D. l ,tt 1 gdM oi ,ll S«®tU.. «� ve t aa 5 sia fgHlna ■ ih D :“;. Howero.. h,.« .r Ss sffssgfe-rr: 4cr«A 3‘«ri more humble he wm unknown than has me more point of contact with th „ thc “Germany teachers £ £?«££ tali KPth-r attitude back n ’ 5 ’ mou,h ' ,et ° Page 1 1 SM :r.«£? £.4$JrF“ -• =? 3= Magnifying Teaching. Magninina t h a Tk and • Time ' ' .! iu unity Trail ’ ing the Schools ’ and “Thu n u ® t ona- was the ' century of th 8 0f „ eda ““ °n ‘« o four eras- v •)n „ came the centno of ,.i W chn,ch omtnato l £ r « the age of orato.v anT n Tf h re l ac,io ” ™m authonVv yiV wards. Patrick Edwards and DmW w ? ' 1 Produced Jonathan 8 “ -“7 l,h “ hero-spokesman sprang ' Ih ' d ire u! n ' ' ' 8 curt P«« of si a w isr LATori: he «t d o.ioT a t n h ' e “ 1P j o - re T™ £Z h Z Z Z ™ V deb= « «™Mp a,ld ' p srr n?et f c ,r i rL sr s forth I devote my lire lo (he childrenAmeri f ° ' ' Sa,e ' h ™«“- in school against th ' nV o The utu e V whTch h S, d nt ' time xJrsssL ? lhe b,i,)Bet ° f « pro i Lro roa 1 :,. % Congregational Church? was one of ° f Yakima - P aR tor of the .-hall remember. We shT.U .emember’? ° ' ,he ' «r whom we rot- the Tact that he Is , refresh? h I 01 ' 1 f0r what he said an .1 live the democracy he advocates, “lire vt ° f ■? who a( tempts to from within, society develops bv th . G a kind of creation person should contribute his individual 0 ulivllll, als. Every keynote of his course of iStu ei who, “” b ‘ a wa, the lo society.” 0n Mr° ' ltobi ' n n 1 devel ed® .{S ? hl per¥on � ' reeponaibllity ahn 8 � tD ,h a ‘a ' o Id the Sluon •.nd e n™ir UKh from ' ■ sit!all ' 1 � .r. “;s “srsjwBfts--StT: w a s-s merce must be made neutral, and this ran bu all keys to coin- agreement among nation “Wh n .� , ? ? nly come ° P« ' ls � through an temper of the wfrld at ?he close d Z WiU b -Pe� d.°S t “ f! k, “ s ‘th d S prcdcssor ' of e poMticat Econo ' ! WM given by Dr. J. Washington, and Dean of the r i ; L n , y ln the University or ! ? ! « one of the foremoM ieaders Vn ZZZ ° T 8 li,h ' � W 1 � fi S a L on ln the late of Wash In Eton movement for progressive and observation he gave i, ,,, a After }ears of scientific study have had in no other way. Week a P e P ctive that w e could •«5i« i? asrj ' s.sr sff • - •—r.„ „. the thne of the adoption o? our CoistC,on“ T « ™PtU n at 1 of comparatively recent growth h!! 11ln “- ,°“ ,he other hand it nineteenth century. At the beginning ™ pradua D ' evolved during the i� � irr r , :uF ,r “ vz ‘ : ‘ - the fact that America today Is far from the goTof f ; mp,eR ' a[d open Dr. Smith ' s contribution to us who ai democra,lc aa � on • o us who are undergoing the broaden- f ise 102 was Invaluable, and through his explanation of the dlffer ioR P m Yhe governments of the world nations we are more intelligent on« e “ ' .p.-Btandlng of the present world struggle. ln ° ' ir uer of a force and personality which we can never forget A speaker Of a mr g ana Masfiae)nl8ett6 Ur . Powers is a was l r. • worl(1 ln tha , he has crossed the ocean more than half cltlien of d knows like neighbors, the people of nearly all a hundred times and knows nted |th the geography of the world. nations. H« £? “•“ mountain, every river, a an ordinary Individual tr r witrhl own ho ne town-much more so than with one’s own home state. clwir view as though It were his favorite Mnc Dr Powers presented lo an assembly overflowing In numbers plaything. Di. roweis prew beginning when he he history “u e. of th£ uVlet to the ssa. through his ad- explalned Se b,as ne«d f� t .. Yellow Peril.” • Pan-Amer- dresses on the Sase for t ■ Anglo-Saxon Uace,” l)r. Powers did i Ur iiift “Thlnffs Men Fieht For gives one the senae of comfort, King able To renew at will a vivid and valuable acquaintance some of the governments most vital eco � ogburn has in addition to his professorship Request of , h e i.een active in many branches . d lhe i at) . Or. Carleton H. nd report of the present and potential efficiency of the shipyards of the 1 actfic coast. nonilc hl factor S social upon the economic was 11 surveys ol actual conditions, facts gathered from personally conducted surveys 01 a � � � and environmental, has brought ' disDOsition Our greatest field of education und Industry in schools of Seattle But since she was vocational director in the kind of In- then she has devoted her t me to a wider atud « the , dustries. their special needs for workers and the efflctencv •sra ssras bureau system. Having woikui in i. ee( j , n her wee k of to°undertal them wltt aucceBs? Mrs. ' need is perhaps primarily Inter- Pa Rf 1 3 « vocational «u,dance. whlch ,J � ho U .d ' s n Vh r S!L‘ir nce 1f , rior «t job ,an S£Hfvr £ ek 3 v 00 ‘- n K th rf -’HHr.- 555 2 ss-sr-M our ano rator , ' e „ vl . th ' history of all early n ,! ° ° , acl) ' ' ■ music has also ad!.,„ m ? m . al conditions, and as evolori 5 ase u l on -V““r,,,rr“r ' « s? .rirr.2 ffifs; ’“““ 7 s2uss2r ajrssj rd 5 EHrlS a ■sart-taraSsSSE Seldom still. Slightly slender, Sonorously spontaneous, Spurns stereotypic speech Serinocinatiously similises, Sweetly ' scusatory. Spurns shiliy shallyimr; ntiKht there with the K oods.) Phkc tat Department of Social Science bridge and poker playing, going to Sunday School, following the fashions In nose rings or shoes, publishing and reading school annuals, buying and selling, making war, and dancing two-steps—these and ‘ thousand other things that men and women do; imitating, competing „-jth, adoring or fearing their fellow men make up the proper field of study and of Investigation but not always for experimentation for a department of social science. Now to secure team work from all the sciences and arts and the¬ ologies and Institutions for the advancement ol real human welfare rather than grand stand plays for the advancement of particular arts, theol¬ ogies, or institutions Is the problem which sociology hopes to get well started on during this century. Some special part of thlB problem should be the problem of every department of social science. Adventure—especially adventure for a good purpose—Is one of the finest things possible for human beings. To go beyond the range of established lines of travel and to meet people who seem very new and very different hut very human is good for those who make such ad¬ ventures whether they cross oceans over the boundaries of states or merely cross over the boundaries or social lines and common prej¬ udices. A department of social science exists to foster a spirit of chivalrous social adventure. The really social—that is, the human- point of view comes to many plain folks through Just living, to others it comes In some degree through studies taken in a department of social science—though these are mainly preparatory; but to other cultured successful persona It never comes, nor can It be explained to them. They are so bound up with Intolerant standpat convictions or radical socialistic convictions (for the two extremes are much alike and help to produce each other that they can not look squarely at the problem of making the food, clothing, shelter, health and pleasure of the world go around better. They are In considering social problems disturbed by fear and contempt, of the discontented minority or they are made bitter by Tear and hatred of the sluggish half contented majority. To enable more human beings to live and to think in the way that we call human is really the very simple, the very big problem of social science and of each one of us separately and collectively. -+.- For whom do we climb a thousand stairs To rise on wings of song? It lakeB the breath of a thousand prayers To bear us o ' er the flights so long. “Heaven’s not gained by a single bound: Hut breathless spirits will soar When ascending scales to song are found To be on a lower floor. The Training School, 1917-18 The pupils of the Edison Building have spent all available lime this year on War Work. Junior and lied Cross societies have been formed, also War Savings societies, with spirited competition In the purchase or Thrift Stamps Many have Joined the Government Garden Clubs The girls have done sewing for French and Belgian children Each Is anxious to do all he can to help win the war. Eeas time than usual has been devoted to social affairs—that more might be given to patriotic service. Two receptions were held in the Normal Gymnasium—one each semester, to which the parents were Invited in order that they might meet the Faculty and the various Normal girls doing practice teaching in the Grammar department. Face 105 Dickens’ Christmas earn I a ! waj ' s . ,lold the place of hi -i a prime favorite. Early in thl 8 ven a Holiday time- Sh ip !, n, ®rc� t followed by the F Vom Afwt! ' . Parod ' on Macbeth” Peare a Pantomime of As YouTa M , ld ?, umnier Nights’ Dream ” Robert Louis Stevenson’s lt ‘ The Ki «b.h Grade bov, ? ,aUl b, April the play ’Tht rm, . Tf ea ur Island.’’ very .,?£T d,a ' oatlz J tnthuslaam was an tu. I ?. Posters to advertise the VoVwire year OVer Clean-Up-Day- xr, town. ° ,k We,e lad « « � Placed con lc - Vf More lnriTPkf • . some pupils finding heretni !. U 1 Was diB P la J’ed in the Art r-i ttjxgnss a «r a “yr- ago the idea was to N ° ° ne ea d to appear a “u ck a8 $££ Ram it In. cram it in Kiddieburg SrjwTsrHaJSfrffa 3 SSiS ' t bss � «.. i ' SA’.S. ASS’.srJASA Pajec lots The Circus r tho circus In the second grade followed the study Tlie malting , gp jj, a t bad been built on the sand table sug- , feller- The Krass house that etc . The Giraffe was the °. g ted ho l It was cut from paper, then molded in clay. Vhen et :-nlmal made. 11 T . Mhifi that children could discus “ “ « � • •«“ z 1 noints and maKe � S nother said Let ' s have a circus. At S . llk r c on r X P ohUd d en set to work and prepared a performance to ' give ln Kiddleburg. obMrve d and In most cases the children pictures of animals W ma ke They were made of clay and . nftl , ,rhe animal they want color The clown, monkeys Sod the appropriate color ' £ U £ A drawing. The cages ' 1 acrobats were rree hand p l imxes; rolls that kodak films vn-re planned and then ma t tent top was made from building •nine on were used foi wheels. center tent pole and beaver paper. A broom ’by six feet and the top b ' uve r f«et e tn diamlter. dothe. pin were dressed in crepe pape. for dancing ladies. bright colored silk stuffed with cotton Tiny balloons were mwle k °lemonade glasses were made of capsules and tied on tooth picks. £ , papor . ice cream cones were made filled with water colored with red Paper. Thege w jre placed in of lirnwn wrapping pa r d a in real circuses. A cage for the cases so that they could hep printed by the children. A doll seller was ' Xlo and sell ticket , was dressed to sit beiuna were placed In a ring to represent. When all was made the ' were ltle elephant, monkeys, giraffe. ' “■ • “W p ' k ' ■ horses, lion, tiger and snakes. a period of forty- Durtng the c r 8t . Ct ?“ J eks d the children talked about the habit five minutes each day foi � • wetf - 11 h They not only constructed of the animals and our f X.uance in which the children took the ihe circus but prepared a P_ wrote two circus songs that were M.bel Anderson helped � dir , the work. —— Page 1C7 On measures and testa are his eyes, And of measure and weight—he has size. He’s in juxtaposition With all kinds of positions And hand out a good job as a prize. Willing worker Weariless walker Weed out weakness ,,im slcally wheedles willful to want warm water. P KC The Dramatic Art Club ! Th® p-p- t °„ ' v rar - r - best P ' ® 6 ttnl • tivl,y ’ Officer Direct 01 .. . president-- Vice Preside ” 1 .. . Secretary. ines Manager..-...-- coclstl Affair - r i tl b Reporter. ... SdrerttainB Manager., properl .... gergeiml-at-Arms l — .Miss Davidson .. . Mildred Hill .Marion Magill .“ ”1 .-Harriet Lucas ...Christine Brotherson ...Lena Wolfltn Myrtle Townsend . Edna Johnson .Amelia Slaudl Alice Whitcomb . Settina Strobach . .Ray Green the carnival THE van-’ _ . 1 ,- whole school to par- Mvstifying. alluring posted icll „s set up and directed tlclpate in th « b on slturday night. DM-ta■ by the Dramatic Art CR ,” 1 tmpr essive. ' an ?ts Orien al dancers. teller A rwondeSuUy skilled Aptian B.sa.r tractive. Tea was served by black ntU , pUy , The Flower • . � «� • Yillue fgg m eee ’■Wishes guaranteed. , b e ‘•hot-dog” man and the pop Not least in popularity benefit VAVDE«LW5 Dramat(c ciub gave a jysws were given ,0 ,he D,ivt rVo a one-act comedy. Brotherson n „ 3i . ... .Marie Fltterer Irt-ne . ..Allcen Kenney Harold...Dorothy Foster gon .- . . ..Frank Crewdson . - . wo act comedy. When Greek Meets Glee MyrUe Calk ,ns Mr Schofield...-.. Strobach Tom Arland. ..Harriet Lucas Mrs. Schofield.. Myrtle Townsend winnlnshail) — n. n. page 1W IV. A moving picture comedy. -°nuth y A he Jolly Q tet- Fltterer Glady8 «■ V. .. «-k ... D ° r ' 8 B “ ren “ nd Helen V-a„ on “AUcOF-A-SUDOEX PEGGY matIc ‘ciiJb the Liheny y Th a . S prGBente ‘ � y (he Normal School n received by iin aud?ence whw.°fl llerf ldar evcnin «- March 2 2n l hfch rocked with K,, lcr i nich filled every seat and all w. 1 � ' (he p. aj - d which wafched 11 ' ,ang ' t d S tuat,on S and clever ’ Irl«h ' -o tI f BC I a ( i n a fGr . n WM the complications wrought by a , ni SB r £5 s- ' SttS - TtSi w.f «� Tr ey ““ ' ■‘ ' S’l.r™ not The y are wen situated fln clally 6 a T) l? 10 the ' « � b£ •Ting Peggy 0 He r fa b | r Ude r ' ‘ W? is Chofl “ Co save amlw ' bT “ fi ' H and so brings the Mongo ' t ‘”j th the banning ■nesisuble Lord Crackenthorpe CaK ' Jimmy C Ke!iS. th 0 � r. pe - .-.•• Fred Adam. M� «™ his Sister. ...Ralph Clemens r eggv° o t a Sly - Fe arty Lucu MenzieS ..11™:::;;;;;;;;;.Christine Brothersoa 1 arker . .. . s ‘ art Palmer .—Leslie Alexander A IltGI.VIA COURTSHIP i “ Slr-rSv ? ' 0 art srs?® Sr ttmr SFjZs -.Basra Major, a gentleman of th« .j 1 ' ' 1101 ' quick-tempered, middle-aeed hunt ,o busings whL° h o1 who ,,,uch P™m hlZiS h rV-J t0 arrears, though Unknown CPn ®S uont| 3 r has fallen very � 7 W2, “ jrsssi.% ™ ' sarwfe.rMEssj fft-T 5 .Br 5 � „“■.« Ton, .t„ ly ““ ' l ™n� l«d « dlanmnbb Page J10 fi th« 8 MaJor d “rv? dl8, he ' -itance of Jack On � £sar — « a s.r wS r=vg Major Richard Fairfax The Caat Capt. Tom Fairfax . Jack Neville . Berkley. . Squire Fenwick.. .’... Amos Kendall . Neal.v .-.—. SKUr: ==::::::: S!i Marie, her maid. Betty Fairfax ... Laura Fenwick. ' -—. .NoUiine ' suSb ' 1 !? :::zr Chr l £ ,o,h w£ Ml . ld red Hill . i,-. A ?k e li eck r. • Mary Pakenhai .;;:::. Zlf? • A “ e « r � Baxter Edna Johnson .-J )orlB Buren .Herman .- Alma Flower .Marlon MagU| .. T1 IKAt ' HINO z,:? «... To her children she said • ■ A,l ” a Mater. Which X may as Well dn n e btU 0ne th,n «f lo do One woman can ' t raise n o. ”J W as So „n nd kef T ail tidy and re 0 hllndred Bids, So a rural minded” I ' ll « J d dress} ' O.ve ' em broth. Yes.”J ' m£, 0n And It ' s right el� «f G � ° ' en ‘ Je sier For who ever grew hJT iT ™” 1 pucl ed ofr to bed In the up-to-date school h r bv sleep - ’ We ' ve been tendine the ' Tam ' bSpLST Patience Poach alj. -- L’lftlPIKS « u -r«“rtn 1 { wh s 0 , ii e a,tp,,,pu - d «° Binaed h her 1, :VeU , r n f ' “ d continued It won ' t go out !? h ‘H an attempt to aid hi, 1 ' Ruby Mo bar lilew out the rOU f ht C(!,ia Shultz ft bel ' and exclamations of. ..« .« p,, Ha ««-. JJ. Its 3££ .r...f, pLr - —.• -fSTJSS Z’- . I ' T? Face It; The Rural Department Why, How mill Who’s Who WHY-- To train teachers to meet the needs ot the progressive rural and nsolidated schools of Washington, to have a first hand knowledge of «!niniunity work through living in a typical rural neighborhood, and to J ow country children through actually teaching them. H ' instruction in General Method, Rural Sociology, and Community Activities during three quarters of the Junior year, actual teaching one oiiarter in a rural training center. Senior work embracing three quar tcrs of resident work and one quarter of elective teaching. Fully de¬ scribed in the catalog and Monitor. This Memorial Dedicated to the Human Interest Side of Training WHO’S WHO- Extension Work— Mr Earl S. WooBter. Head of the Rural Department and Director of Extension Work, Is often mistaken lor a travelling man. Trainmen think he Is boosting Oakland cars; hotel keepers mark his preference lor a good beersteak; the student body knows when he is on the job by the way his Alrdale also gets on the job. and Mrs. Wooster might easily classify as the College Widow. He’s a jolly good fellow JitBt the same! Rural Supervision— Mrs Louise M. Dodge, aided (?) by the Studebaker car and Frank Crewdson. makes the roundB of the Rural Training Centers to cheer and encourage, and—sometimes—to write a criticism on a lesson plan. t home she works desperately on a Corona getting out the Monitor, etc , and planning tilings to tell student teachers not to do when they go out to training. Her idea of Heaven see ms to be a green pasture and a pot of tea. Yes, green. Thank you.” KruitTale Center —Miss Jessie Gail Stuart, Supervisor. Tloneer Squad—Versa Grimes, Florence Foster, Doris Maclvor, Freda Martin. Ruby Mosebar, Laura Farsell, Patience Paschall, Alice Phelps, Celia Shultz. A Perfect Day at Fruitvale- (Snyder’s, to be exact). Girls, girls, time to get up!” This from our hostess at 6:45 a. m. At 7:15, we with the exception of Patience, make our appearance at the breakfast table. Patience arrives on the scene two minutes late, with hat. boots and socks, (don ' t Torget the socks), wishes us all a bright good morning and leaves the house ten minutes later than the rest of us, arriving, however a half hour in advance. That girl is Borne walker! The school dav Is over. With clinking lunch pails we walk one and a hall miles, then climb Mt. Olympus to Snyder’s. The first thing we hear inside is Any mall? then Naches, please, from Doris. Hello, Hello. That Isn’t a good connection. Girls, do you remember the Sunday that Patience did get down In time for breakfast and proceeded to stroke the kitty on the porch and sing Yacki, Hula. Hickey, Dul , in our hearing all the time we were listening to grace at table? What agony that girl did cost us all! We are glad she didn ' t have her tonsils out at Yakima! Where did Alice get that ten pound box of candy? It didn’t last long but was mighty good while It lasted. Have some candy girls. Don ' t let me sufTer In agony alone. We didn’t! At nine o’clock this Perfect Day comes to a close because—oh well, there is absolutely nothing else to do. Florence remarks, “How ab- Pagc 113 true character exposed the w®.” e J ?S i,ed al h « Ian momen, ?? and Prudence. ’ ,he MaJor and Mow are united as are T ) ‘ Major Richard Fairfax Capt. Toni Fairfax Jack Neville. Berkley. ... -Squire Fenwick. Amos Kendall.. Neal.i Sam. J Slaves... J Jumper.J j. Madame Constance Roberts 11 udence.. Marie, her maid.’” . . ' Betty Fairfax.... Laura Fenwick..’. ... The Cast .v ,r tle ;iiki «w .-Nettine Strobach .ChrUt.no Broth,- . Mildred Hill .. Acitie Beck ..Mary Pakenham ...Grace West Marie Flynn .Allegra Baxter -Edna Johnson .•-Doris FHiren ....Neva German .Alma Flower .— Marlon Ma lll ODH To PUACTICK TK ACH I N f; There was an old woman who lived In a «hr� e •• To he H r7h?,d h r£ One w hiCh 1 as -To now u“ r .!. hine to do - So alt ” l r ' tidy ' and a resTy h ' ' ndr Hl k,dB - ■s-ts Kr;,!rr as —Patience Paschall. HB«V SKS Krj.StCS.S.-s -■„. ifn u Be0S nable to Put out the llJhf‘ la ' P r « ted pon a !d� Ll? h h C,lmbbd Pon a chair and continued w V t ? ndln,f beside the singed her eye lashes in an attemnt ,o ffd effor . tS - Rub - V °� ebar I wont go out,” brought Celia Shultz tn hel and evaluations of, tb ,lght ;i n J let Freda R c« nh i V M ° Ue ; Who wl ' h � •� P-fT Into bed. reaa scramble down from the chair and thU tel “ h lcnling ' will ' ' an ‘ esca’ d“-p tient ” te ' egraph “Iterator - — roommaSr 1 “Please remove Page 112 The Rural Department Why, How and Who’ Who hy-- To train teacher to meet the needs of the progressive rural and consolidated schools of Washington, to have a first hand knowledge of community work through living in a typical rural neighborhood, and to Know country children through actually teaching them. Instruction in General Method. Rural Sociology, and Community Activities during three quarters of the Junior year, actual teaching one quarter In a rural training center. Senior work embracing three quar¬ ters of resident work and one quarter of elective teaching. I- ull de¬ scribed in the catalog and Monitor. This Memorial Dedicated to the Human Interest Side of Training WHO ' S WHO- Extension Work Mr. Earl S. Wooster, Head of the Rural Department and Director of Extension Work, is often mistaken for a travelling man. Trainmen think he is boosting Oakland cars; hotel keepers mark his preference lor a good beefsteak; the student body knows when he is on the job by the wav his Alrdale also gets on the job, and Mrs. Wooster might easily classify as the College Widow. He’s a Jolly good fellow just the same! Rural Supervision— Mrs. Louise M. Dodge, aided (?) by the Studebaker car and Frank Crewdson, makes the rounds of the Rural Training Centers to cheer and encourage, and—sometimes—to write a criticism on a lesson plan. t home the works desperately on a Corona getting out the Monitor, etc., and planning things to tell student teachers not to do when they go out to training Her idea of Heaven seems to be a green pasture and a pot of tea. Yes, green. Thank you. I’lUltvale Center- Miss Jessie Gall Stuart. Supe rvisor. Pioneer Squad—Versa Grimes. Florence Foster. Doris Maclyor. Freda Martin, Ruby Mosebar. Laura Parsell, Patience Paschall, Alice Phelps, Celia Shultz. A Perfect Day at Frutivale—(Snyder’s, to be exact). Girls girls, time to get up! This from our hostess at 6:45 a. in. At 7:16. we with the exception of Patience, make our appearance at the breakfast table. Patience arrives on the scene two minutes late, with hat, boots and socks, (don’t forget the sockB), wishes us all a bright good morning and leaves the house ten minutes later than the rest of us, arriving, however a half hour in advance. That Kiri i Rome walker. The school day Is over. With clinking lunch palls we walk one and u half mileB. then climb Mt. Olympus to Snyder ' s. The Drst thing we hear inside Is “Any mail?” then Naches, please.” from Doris. Hello, Hello. That isn’t a good connection. Girls, do you remember the Sunday that Patience did get down In time for breakfast and proceeded to stroke the kitty on the porch and sing Yacki, Hula. Hickey. Dula, in our hearing all the time we were listening to grace at table? What agony that girl did cost us all. We are glad she didn’t have her tonsils out at 1 akinia! Where did Alice get that ten pound box of candy? It didn’t last long but was mighty good while It lasted “Have some candy girls. Don’t let me suffer In agony alone. We didn ' t! At nine o’clock this Perfect Day comes to a close because—oh well, there Is absolutely nothing else to do. Florence remarks. How ab- Page lia olntely absurd.” and Mrs. Snyder says. Don ' t forget to close the Radiators when you open the windows. Goodnight! The Sober Sides—Third Quarter— Bessey Anderson. Eleanors Brown. Mural Davis, Lilian Espy, Clara Griggs, Edith Hermance. Memories. They are very pleasant when we recall our nine weeks spent at Frultvale Training Center. Those lirst experiences—the shaky- Itneeil feeling of Juniors attempting to teach their first classes, the being responsible for programs, the making of our first calls—how they amuse us now! Speaking of initial experiences, we had them in the home economics line also. Some people may not like to eat their own cooking but it did not hold true of us. We Ilooverized, and invented new dishes and entertained our friends In the most original ways. While as to finance— well, I still think we hold the record ror economy. Batching at Mrs. DeVoe’s wasn’t the least valuable experience we had In training. Our memories wouldn ' t he complete without recalling our last week there, when. realizing that we were about to leave the children, teachers and community, they seemed even nearer to us than before. And they .allowed the same feeling in the substantial way in which we were ban- quetted and toasted at several community gatherings held in our honor. The School-ma’ams—Fourth Quarter— Grace Beauchamp, Harriet Britten, Agnes Browning, Mabel Cornwall. Belle Dodge, Olga Duey, Leta May Smith. Fruitvale has at last been assigned what she has been looking for all year—real school-ma’ams. Others have no doubt done their very best and have doubtless been vastly improved by their training here, but we had a superior advantage from long contact with the noble minds that guide the Normal School and from our larger contact with the world, due to our having lived longer than some others whom we do not name. If we did lose our coats on the way down, we comported ourselves with real dignity. U we did have to miss some time at the first of the quarter through illness, we were able to classify the malady as mumps rather than as measles. We understand exactly what Willard means when he says, You know how fast the auto wheels go ’round? Well, that’s just as fast as my head feels.” You see. we have had Child Study! Nor was Leta May russed at all when Paul put his arm around her waist. Charles giggled and poked his finger at Paul who answered in true knight fashion. “Laugh!!! If you want your block knocked off, just keep It up!” There are many advantages In being real Bchool-ma’ams. Lands, yes! Broadway Training Center—Miss Katherine Pierson. Supervisor, ‘‘Incompatibility’’—Second Quarter—Madge Haase. Estelle Jaureguy, Etna Kelthahn. Lila Kerslake, Katherine Lynch. Elsa Smith. The first training group at Broadway got into the game and enjoy¬ ed life at Camp Cook. In Tact, a visitor was looking for said abode one dark night and found his bearing by familiar giggles while a full quarter of a mile away. Rural experiences are thrilling, especially when one wild and ferocious calf chases a fair damsel to the top rail of a gracefully swinging gate. If in doubt, ask Etna. During the school day Miss Pierson, our Supervisor., was on top but aTter sundown the bunch retired to the second floor and suc¬ ceeded In getting on top. There they endeavored to sleep but found surprises in the way of manicure sets, pins, alarm clocks, etc., where only nice smooth sheets should have heen. The lower regions were also disturbed at intervals by ghosts. Ask Miss Pierson. Perhaps such conduct Seems incompatible with serious attempts at touching, but it did not prove so. During the day we were really in earnest and tried to do by others as they should be done by. We found out so many things from that one quarter that we have lelt like Senior a Pant? US M«e ticks. You’d betted k� S it % @ ? h f l ! l,! Whal? ° h! Those hikes. One time while we were t.., , Theyre � n awful nuisance „ school children for a climb over ihTk n 8 Bt Bro;idwa -. we took the spent our time using a ap?R| a M ' d ojl i ’ , Fot wee,tB � � that ¥ Aren’t you almost arraid to ? for ,roubl ° makers.’’ I very innocent Fate will promc you U“‘“ ““ au,0? But ou are (.race may be hopelessly mixed un with .£ C “ ' ! ,ay back olt lbe Kn.de Will happen. Some modern Prince rh b th . e render b u« nothin serious your machine out.” 1 rln Charnilb K will come along and p„H “The Bro dwav 1 Sh™i ’ , l ?V ,bs ,,,,d Bromides ™ % ' ' «� iJSS . Smilef Smile! Smile 1 ' aB ,nart as Mia Pierson Is??? Uemember, a pleasant ' face Is a great heln in n ,„ The sm • And a greater one n holding n ‘ 8 P ° 8i,,on ’ The Shlmng Lights—Fourth Quarter-Aileen sin.a „ Virginia Nye. Evangeline n ,,,. Arnold, Frances Brisker -Much sunlight has filtered into our ii J T’ M;,ry Vote ’ (e! of school touching since we met ry do,ue on «h® mat- Broadway children. It beftan wm- [ rBor1, t , ° BlodgetU and the to Mr. Stevens for using his word i u ' ho-h dlr,y ” rl ill S bell—(apologies mg we were here, but Aich we „ Jc ' r !?,“ at fi; ° b first morn been Tor tho hot,est- o-goodne� s breakfast w« u WaB 5:30 ' � t had not •cen such Shining Lights when we reich i 8 °1: we ght not have the excelsior in our .skull beirnn i che (he school house. There «nd Mrs. O’Lary’s son made Umching Mary ’ B h ’ J« hK there are tho two little 7m- a concrete operation. Then Practicing fundamentals on whom we are all been here but ” uThi n o|d ,0 fosMls P ' wfth U ?h J ° 8h 6Ver alnce we ' ve extinct. .Neither have we found h-?« r Whia, lr8 a ‘ 4 ‘ 1 «® b ® W e are all exDecfinu’ hangers nor jov killers Shining Light one partv carries round pr, ’fi ca,e a nd Judging from the I.ife Certificate secured! ‘ V r ° Und her ’ ,h re will be at least one .Mr jssr-s,«■«-. Endurance Squad—Second Quart. r Do P nd FoUrth Q uar,e ™- Gilbert. Anita Hlcke? Corn U mVL J™ En,m Cr o. Eva once Toney. rneiia Morgan. Myrtle Nelson. Flor- Measurement wl.mh” they s M ccoasfutr tU C ° f ,he n,,mb c or Tests and rigorous that all lateJ wU SEj ' S ’hnJ’. t ThWr so much or poise and ability to meet aerlona P “ 5 Thev had acquired the marvel of their friends ' and the envv ! emergencies that thev ur e dcmics-meas ' es. scarlet fever and Wavea °f t chool. Even the teachers caught the soirlt � n i P T W . enf throu h ' be e lr Pfeomoma. appendicitis and hea.t b, r n Th P V ' ' d bi ' d ' 1,ses of ami the furnace refused to work The rivl.. n T , he , water i 1 ' burst hrldffe washed out Th« v h- i r ' ® r flooded the roads and th to do With 1 V, e d M rir, ,IOn! « « ‘hoy kne what not going to live in the parlor L !! long, they feared they were they returned, the trips from Thorp to E� t eMh 8htrU,ly prnvided When to Damon were full of peril. But the ' la!, b “ rg and from Ellensburg whoso steady, smiling way oi mjet ng WhPn MfsB B ' b « fine example, broke tl. ta 7 t ' and ba ' d «hlps back home where there was no danger of thl tha, K sh f waa oing uanger of the dam breaking. They Page Its c back to the Normal Baying, We have an unbeatable record. Never again In any nine weeks will bo many surprising thingB happen to any- And we are still In the game!” The Steadies— Third Quarter—Agatha Beck. Myrtle Brannon. Esther Due. Mary I’edersen, Eva Spencer. This group of teachers won the title given by Mias Dunn because of their unusual power of “keeping their heads. Not matter wliat ex¬ citement came up they could be depended upon to take in the situation, decide what had to be done and then quietly do it. If an unexpected croup or patrons came a visiting while Mr. Barker was away and Esther was teaching a big class of twenty-three pupils whose work she had not previously directed, she went right on and did not let the guests know anything unusual was going on. K it was necessary to go to bed at nine o’clock—why—to bed It was. and then harder work the next day If every little First Grader came down with measles, and half the rest were sick, these teachers kept on the even tenor of their way.” That is, all but.. and she shouldn ' t be blamed because she boarded with the County Health Physician. And by and by, when they began to be offered positions at salaries that would surprise most every¬ one, they were not a bit excited but accepter! them as their Due.” Hall to the steadies. May they never waver! The Hooverltes—Fourth Quarter—Ida Boersma, Martha Fladebo, Ruth Kugler, Edna Ostllng, Velma Wright. Group Motto—“Ours not to reason why. Ours but to do and die.” Group Flower—Four o’clock (changed later to six o ' clock). This group were called the Hooverltes because of their marked abil¬ ities In conservation and production, and their cleverness in working off substitutes. When a group of teachers la able to produce a program Including an original historical pageant in four days and then to repeat the program berore a Normal Assembly with but one rehearsal, they are either fools or angels, and since the production was based on lied Cross work we are able to classify them at once. They have been con¬ serving. that is, taking In. accepting, and hence conserving, all the social engagements they could manage. Lunches, picnics, dinners, theatre parties motoring and camping parties, all these have been offered the teachers of this group and they have conserved every one of them. They expect to produce a Community picnic before school la out with forty-two people of the neighborhood who went to the Damman school some twenty-five years ago present, with one of their former teachers as guest of honor, and it Is a safe guess that arter that they will go right on conserving more good will and friendships, Ar for the sub¬ stitutions, well, after all. it Isn’t fair to tell other people’s secrets. The Hopefuls—(Not assigned to training this year but hopeful of a chance to prove their worth during the first quarter of next year)_Gladys Kelley. Sadie Leenhouts, Helen Malone. Elisabeth Manlow, Mrs. Ora Patterson, Esther Schnlck, Mrs. Stewart. -►- “A Drama ' What Is so rare as a meeting of the K. H. A.—then if ever is dis¬ played perfect harmony! Curtain rises—6:30. ... Prologue: A bell taps in the dining room, all table instruments are pointed attentively In mid-air and eyes turn as Dean Baker arises with the air or relating something very Important. As she looks around the room she speakB thusly: “I atn sore that you need no reminding that this is Monday night and we have an Important house-meeting to¬ night and want everybody present. Scene I. A wild dash is made for choice seats and the tumult of the crowd is appalling, coupled with the babbling of many voices and the clicking of knitting needles. Page 117 D e anr anU1 Sile Ce he en ' anCe of the ! «•««� . Secretary, ana , h .. President: If the meeting will please come to order i u-m the secretary to read the minutes or the last meeting” ' ‘ a k u i.tr.a r f t « un ternatlon reigns supreme, whispered consultations which the secretary dispatches Evelyn as etlvov alter the f„Z ’ m n 7 0l “!h 8 ' w nf � “ cre,arjr clenrSXS beX 8 T ' ,b f ; H - A - met a usual and transacted the following V iness. (1) After lengthy discussion it was decided that « l us exercise more_ cooperation in keeping the laundry in bettlr tSmSiSH W It was thought best to unscrew the wringers alter use and bom ' clothes on the line more than a week. Also that we observe ave nation in helping to keep the halls clean A committee reported on cost of a house medicine chest and it was decided to lav u -,siri .1 j the h ' er ' h.t HC H en prCSSed hcr d-P gratHure fo ftoweri, 8 e ,n het while she was sick. Lena Wolflin made a motion that we ehf u Llack a vote of thanks for the abundant hot ivater surnilv Mon r ' carried by overwhelm,n, uiajority. AmoUonwas made and „I d that we adjourn. Meeting adjourned. seconded President liuth Yenney looks around inquiringly ”t« there nn, k jection to the minutes as read? If not. they stand approved ” 0l ‘ Deep silence and lots of knitting. Pl Of theTudictii noard e ” WOl,ld 1,ke l ° have “ report from th ' cba ‘™an Jo Graney: There is not much to report but I would like to that some are not signing their home cards regularly and wt muBt h ne ( V , : i;7r ra ' 10 V m ,h,s Tbla «• ° n| r a convenience for ail Sent mil nd could nn, “i. ® We m, ht a telegram or a telephone lhi ugh the home catd Shit ' s ”° ther nW « ° f � ' ■ than of u« r i d t e d n o betted We “ re • KeU ' nK rathcr la o� t s and now all All heads nod approvingly. “Is there any new business?” don ' t wash XFMTS 1 2 them u? 0 The h Stc P am e I° ‘5 “ T U ,,st a ch cap to send tnem out. The Steam Laundry only charges 3c each I would like to worked° fine.” Sfu,s ' ° n � � this. Las, year we ' seV them ' and ' it reataHri ' by “ t V y !“ ‘ hc affirma ' ive. The motion is siatea n miss Calkins and a vote is taken. Motion Is earned hv -i we J m ihi ( Mo ,! ' e dhscusalng by the negative. Hattie Bayley: ”l think we ought to be allowed to wash the sheets In the laundry if we hanc Pr dnT “P ' T ° ' � an ' u dertone ernment a ' nd we wani 5f ‘toT JSS ° ‘ h ‘ B Th ‘ B ' ,Ur it isn ' t a, l. di n “ ,hink . ,hat we 0UKht “ do as we please about this r„ „sr , i , rsrbr.«?� x.” ■ M ° t . � •. . in.,nryj’ l 7r e . J . 0h J ,SOn: I’ 1 want ° bfi ab,e 0 wa � h my sheets in the Prea ' Yennev wnf t0 °. 1 more ve amend ,b at other motion.” Miss Johnson? J ' y °“ Plea - ,e put ,h “� in � b « ,OTm of a motion. Motion is put before the house, voted upon and carried easily NPW Tele oh one f ra,lr ? aded tbr OUgh without more discussing Ttaephoiie In office rings and momentary disturbance is felt. Mrg. Raker talks to us on food conservation. Wo ! fl, ! : W,H ,be Person who walked off with my Ladles ' Usue Is ou r ,“ P rCtUrn U 80 tha ' 1 mav reftd “ before the next Move that we adjourn,” by several voices. Seconded ditto bu .?S!K..r,;Vd 5 SJSf. “ ““ , y « ' - PngC 11S W s. N. s. Men in the Service THEODORE POWERS MARVIN SHELTON JAMES CAMPBELL EMIL JENSEN VERNON WHITE HERBERT IIOVIS FRED SMITH LUCIAN BUTLER FRITZ BUTLER EUGENE ORMSBEE LOREN D. SPARKS CHESTER TURNER VVILL FOWLER FRANK WILSON DAVID SLOAN Harry gander Lawrence kelly GEORGE TEMPERLY CARL BROWN DEWEY JORDAN GLEN GRIFFITHS HAROLD TAYLOR I ' aer 120 MAI I S HERE! MAIL ' S HERE! T he mail Ir here! the mail is he The joyoug words resound! Among Kamola ' s corridors There ' s no more welcome sound. There like a swarm of butterflies From nowhere dozens start Too slow the nimble fingers Too loud the beating heart. Oh yes. girls make the best of pals It cannot be denied Yet words from home” or word from him” What else so dear beside? The chattering throng Tor once Is still Behold a spell descend For some a thousand miles are naught Who greet the wandering friend. Dead to the world! Dead to the world! Slain by a bottle of ink! A fleet sweet glimpse of a dear old l ' rlend E ' re to paper again they shrink! Oh you mailman making your ; The mail is here. Oh Mr. Bugler The Joyous notes resound! Among the billets everywhere There ' s no more welcome sound. There like a swartn (see note) From nowhere hundreds appear. To slow the corporal ' s calling To loud the answering “here.” Oh yes, the boys make the best of comrades It cannot be denied. Yet word from home” or “word from her There’s nothing else beside. The rattling mess kit for once Is still Behold a spell descend. For some, ten thousand miles away. Forgot to greet their wandering friend Dead to the whistles, dead to the bugle Slain by a bottle of ink. A fleet, sweet glimpse Of a dear old friend Ere to paper again they shrink. Oh, Mr. Censor making your rounds Little you know or care What Heaven in France you bear in those sacks. You pile so carelessly there. rounds. Little you know or care What Heaven on earth you bear in that sack You carry so carelessly there! Then here ' s luck to you, all of us cry Jolly good luck we pray For you bring the best of our lives in the sack You carry about all day! —P. L. P. There—here ' s luck to you, all of us cry Jolly good luck we pray For you bring the best of our lives in the sacks When the bugler calls Mail Day. (Note—The contrast from the original word (butterfly) is so great I must leave a blank.) With apologies to P. L. P- in Student Opinion October 16. —Theo. Powers, France. Pace lit LIBRARY, OR-? Old Si Perkins came to town From his home up in the hills. He said he wanted to see the burg_ He was tired ol roeks and rills. So he took himself to the aNormal School To see teachers in the making; For from what he ' d always heard and read, Twas quite an undertaking. He went to the turreted building first. Turned in at the Library door; Rut in all his life he ' d never been In such a place before! “I thought I knowed what a library was.” Said he with a sigh, “but, by Jlng! 1 guess this noisy joint must be Some duraed new-fangled thing.” Them girls at the table.” ho Bald to himself Are talkin ' bout all their beaus.” (And, then, as he heard something else that they said), An dances, an ' parties, an’ shows!” “Now, I can ' t see how under the Bun This comes in education— It looks more like a dub-room here With books fer decoration.” noisy table. In Library Time: Study .. Come over here via reading about starvation f or ««• easy.She did no t I roll mine in chopped nuts. Just love pink.Irrigation d7tth« kid . h « ea‘ l.danced eve™ dance with Thorndike. ting slippers for.General l_, a ’ Stevens.kid. he said. dress is finished. Gert, with buttons on . Ross ' Psychology. 8sy your hair looks awfully cute with . ..whipped cream.| n nnem . bl ’.She never did.it Wag simply jake. kid I had the tn„ e ol. ...say. education ain ' t .chasing a .bacteria over .— Russia, he said. instincts are ... the brain Is .under¬ cooked. Miss Rankin: If you girls don’t stop your talking. I ' ll send every one of you out into the hall. Silence. Some one. Gee and I thought we were awfully quiet today. An ' everybuddy’s a ' talkin ' here As fur as I kin sec; An’ I guess I ' d better git out a ' fore They start n’servln ' tea! And as SI went away he asked him¬ self, (For he always liked a pun), Now when is a library not a li¬ brary ' ? Says I: When a Normal one!” What Is It? Not much is said About it— In public— But every Time any one Sharpens his Pencil he Says a whole Lot To himself. I need not Tell you what It—Is. surrice it— To say That—It Is “An archaic Bit of machinery Which has Ceased To runction—” Effectively. —E. M. T. the study hour. (Apologies to Longfellow) petwixt the eve and the night-fall, When the Demon Treason hold power, Comes a pause in the music and dancing. That Is known as the ' ' Study Hour. A wild dive through the hallway. A sudden rush and run. Then quietness and silence— The studying haB begun. But not for long this silence. With a hundred in the hall, Is it to be expected That studying holds them all? A loud shriek from the attic! Laughter here and there; The bang of a door that was open! And voices everywhere! DAYLIGHT CONSERVATION. (Two VlewB.) When Rising Bell disturbs your sleep. And rouses you from slumbers deep, And it’s most awfully hard to keep From going back to sleep again— You toss and yawn and stretch, until You get up by sheer force of will And curse the daylight-saving bill Enacted by hard-hearted men. But when at evening time you play At tennis, and the waning day No longer hastes so fast away. But lingers for an hour still— You change your mind, and now you guess It really is a great success, And you forevermore will bless The Daylight Conservation Bill. —N. L. S. This, then, is the study hour. __ And how each does so well In all her daily lessons. TWO IN ONE. Jb more than 1 can tell. We are seven, But where there are girls there ' ll student Opinion mailing force, be laughter, For mirth their hearts has won, And even the old Demon Lessons Cannot take away their fun, —N. L. S. Tap. Tap, Tap. Comes a knock on the door. Oh Fate! Oh, that we’d gone to bed and not stayed up so late. Oh well for the one who can sleep And never get a bite But oh for the joys of a good square meal In the middle of the night And the knowing Dean knocks on And begs you to he still; But oh for a taste of that vanished cake. Put under the bed so still. —M. C. G. It is official title now. Always true to duty Every Tuesday night Never a minute catches us weary Of our task in the dark building so dreary. For wits fly as Bwiftly as fingers Or we should lose our share In the sport Of the games which run round the table. A sweet tooth does each one possess Which a box of candy does crave And make jollity onward progress Or perchance a good lemon pie. The echoes of corridors dark Mock our songster’s carrolling. No never a minute are we weary When so many we have that are cheery. —!• Page 123 Pond Lilies By P• L. Pasehall. “•Or lilies floating i u some pond, Wood-fringed, the wayside gaze beyond-- — Whittier. -VlemoHes loosened like hounds at the slip at the leash W h, e the pond lily ' s fragrance assails ,„e, O i, for the space of a breath to inhale their ineffable „d„ Eve, ' . ' My ' Z he ' ‘‘l ’ 1 f iheW tCwiter Z Jl Zt B ° M ,,,eir l« iogt Exquisite setting enwronght for the pearl-petals under. IMals like shimmering l� ,„ts, „|| „ai cn „f texture- ooh cool the hands and lips, cool to the sen e 1 ipping and slimy and cool the stems f naj from their moorings v 4 , a ' ,arvei ““ 8 Stolen from Eden that fragrance-‘ he ' r ' ' i ' ’ 1 5 ' Or did the Dread Angel, lie of the „ tlllli , aword ’ gnardi (h f io , y f, r ’ lhiS ° e ' ”«■ ««o of Eden, ’ that all men, when the pond lilv « f them, } S fra rance should gree m y ’ ,Ul � — the attainment of Heaven, Pae ; 124 School Calendar SEPTEMBER Tuesday. 10th.—Wo ' re here—because we’re here. 11 th—No need for onions, poor Juniors, the) are - � im .«!.«. «• , . 13th.—NO mor. school till Monday snidmU.Fh.uUX miser- ••What ' s your name, where you from?” Monday, 10 th—We ' re settling down gradually. Wednesday. 18th—Big assembly to-day. Pay two dollars j ° in Outlay. B .«h-tanother assembly to-day. important, everybody thet priday, aoth.—Tlie physics class met to-day as usual. Saturday, 21st.—No school to-day. Monday! 23rd.—Everyone is interested in Dr. Meany and h,s lee- tures on Northwest History. OCTOBER Friday, r.th—Reception given to W. S. N. S. students by all the fl Momlay Y 8� h— Nominations for officers for A. S. B. Friday, 12th—Hare-and-hound chase- white pieces of paper, wrong mad Helds cows, river, wieners, and buns. Hettte ' Jane Dunaway gave some dramatic readings— our first n her of the lyceum course elec ted. Minnie I.ee was - t iTuTe 6iVen a ' Kan, ° la HaU f0r ——■ wh,ch Faculty enjoyed a merry eve at ”Cam P Ab- .Er-hT D T w r„“7h“TJrr •sir r:, sure showed the Juniors a good tune. . .. .. Tuesday. 80th—Hallowe ' en dinner given at Kamola Hall. Wednesday, 3 . st-What ' s all this, the Juniors are up to? Time will tell. NOVEMBER ►Ikh,,. 2 nd.—Everybody d.lllup „P- Wh.l ,«t Why. Open Houm, ,1 Kamola Hah. drW . ller. ' a .here you PhO� •ourTiiloim T. lehultu and .he movie. P � • .«hll. and h.lp -u.s • to “,r:;ee,r st „ei,rss ttrjzrf rurrS,;.: • w:r,.‘ .hiu.,«., ... —......« 12th.—Second quarter begins. Registration again. Tuesday. 13th— Hampton Court Singers, the second lyceum number. Page 115 Wednesday, 14th.—One can Bee the girls knitting in nothing like being patriotic, especially when it ' s a sweater for ®2! Klr ' helmet Tor Jim. etc. sweater ror Fred, a Thursday, loth.—Mr. Smyser forgot his necktie today ««• «• � � • . ‘ ss itrsjss r ,r -‘— m. cdneadaj, 22ml—Everyone is enjoying Thanksgiving vacation. DECEMBER Momlay, 2ml —This month of our long long lookod-for vacation lt.eMl„ y , l«h— Dr. Wlnship lectures on the subject of education ' tr t or c “ lro - ■— her s ' , ' Ka n nTo1a , Ha , n‘ h ' -B ‘ rthd T eroelin P “tended to Mrs. Baker, dln- the one rho , a‘ ' e7n T ther 1 o nrmary ‘ S h ' P to 8 °° d « pity Saturday. 14th—Third number of lyceuni course. Suttmluy. 21st—At last Christmas vacation—we’re off for home. JAMAItV Saturday, 5th.—Mr. Stephens steps in relay ever rueMlny «,h—Travelling Isn ' t so much fun In flood limes. work tTh ' l | , T7 I ? ' Kht ” ne ' � « Push, oh, mine won ' t letters in mv box ' Oh ' I giiV lt oin o u° a wi, 0rk and ,llere are slx ThiJl , P • 80od! What - vour combination? mrsdaj loth ]Bring back, oh bring back that cider keg to me music at K an.o?a iuil ,r9 - Mahan S ‘ Ve “ n ‘“‘nesting talk on Russian of wES Thfs rnfs o r ' sl ba Kame ' “° re 60 - 7 ' in ra - r K27 ' rf‘ rS 0 ™ entertain the racu,t ' «� Kamola Hall. T. a . Pr ° Pram ““ mbljr tmiay-Erin go bragh. Monday � a talk °“ m ' , ic at K� «ola Hall. - Tuesday. SOth—We ' re still knitting. France ' ln ATk“j;. 8H ,, —The poatm,,,troB � ■� kept busy, lots of mail f rom FKRBVARY Saturday, 2nd.—Second Faculty mixer. Mmlbl; t, I b - Pe ' Uan8h ' P C,a8S0B ale w � der way. ask Deborah. “ ' X V.T..S, “• r “ T “ “ zszrysASsz lyceuni! ’’ ‘ h -“ Mr Evan 8lvea an a(1 dre s. Fourth number of ravin - about - the Tagc its . .hot i. fine ot you. look just ' Tur«lny. S rlSt PwSStown being “ nt out lal ' b ° X “ ' „ , ,!fv« a very interesting talk about her Sunday. artl—Mrs. Morton gives a very fcerlence in program . Frank, we like your P� «k. ,r ’ ,U T yHh ' lSl Smith rrou, the V. lectures. ! m a . second Community Sing. nartv Monday, lHth.—Ur. Powers p e «y-__Uberty Theater. Wednesday, 2«� th. ' ■.Mi-o-.i-. u , across the campus to- Thursday. 1 ‘,-rf l ;uM� W r ' B ‘ ™ 9? , v « zssjszzrsr - - - ” ,hl “ %££„. “0 ,0 APHII. Tueeday, 2nd. ' —Dr. Ogburn Urt j g cor e 8-6. favor of Thursday, 4 «h.-Junlor-Sen,or basket junior . . . court, are being cleared and rolle - -S S.Sr “« - r.irs: ztt- “� • « ■ � r - ' Thursday. 21st. w have a Campus Day. aTtSSfii- a� W — - - “TU. kook..- — a Of. —— ' � ' ■ l.adies 16c. MAY Saturday, 4th.—Junior l v ' ' lher , believe me. sars ' ssxzz -— t,m ’ ,, 17 ,i._Kinda wish I weren’t a Senior after all. Friday. 17tli. , , netting nearer. Monday. 21 si--That last day i 8 ., were one more year. Friday. 21tl� . Only one ®° re “ y Sunday, Mth Saccalaureate Sunday. j earned. Wednesday, smh- mmencement juniors, friends and Thursday, 80 th—Farewell to thee, all Ellensburg. Face 127 Stephensisms You never get mad In a scholarly way. If your life has a rlin around it, for goodness’ sake window in it. pu( You can ' t stare your way into the kingdom. Anyone will get wabbly if he thinks about it. It ' s awful to be dead and still hare to eat. And the crickets were cricketing. Son of a gun in a military ' sense. Some heads are just like clocks, ticking but not telling time. It can’t be did. I never heard of a Jew dying. The day for pork and beans haB passed. When I ask a question, think, don ' t listen. Is it hot in here? Yes, well then. I’m not sick, so I ' ll just go on. Even when I make a point. 1 have to ring a bell. Open the flue and let the moths out. Some of you are fixed, corked, and put In economy jarB. Get hold of the skein once, and unwind yourself, so vou can see what ' s there. Nothing personal, 1 assure you. The whole world is living ahead and learning backward. I ' m talking to beat the band to keep from committing a Crime in this class. I see you standing with your nose to the wall. I ' m so arrald of saying something to drive you rarthor. This class will either save you or send you farther to perdition. If you have sawdust in your brain, somebody else will take care of you. There must be a lot of Ignoramuses Tor the smart people to talk to. “Little one, you cawn’t do It. The onlv Jewel in your make-up is your brain. That ' s the thing to cuddle. It will get your goat if you don ' t. That is pedagogical, not slang, but it would be ir you went out. and said it. You can’t just sit still and wish your way into the kingdom. You ought to raise thunder, in a Shakespearean sense. We teachers get it across in an awrully awkward way. Study us so you can do It. This class is tar exposing all the educational idlosvncrasies of the institution for your good. Look kind of come-hiter-tsh, I-get-you-ish, not as if you wish I ' d shut up. You come here diseased, academically twisted, to get the kind of modification you ought to have. Teachers get more out of the course than anybody else, the pav and the value of the course. (Winding his watch) Did vou ever crank a Ford? I am absolutely, monumentally serious all of the time. You’re million-dollar machines turning out 5c toothpicks and only 2 c worth a dav. The wrong kind of education is Intellectual disease, the right kind is intellectual wholesomeness. I’ll bet you 20c. Talk your school-board Into thinking you are wise: then they’ll let you alone. rase 128 Id is hardly permuted to go to t,ie oJSK IgM «“ £T EM T-a-sr? .nas ? «t and start ‘“ TurUed. sterilized. putJP ' � town rsSff ?: 5r«r- — - lal are Just as much at home la « city as ' Tn a g aPpHr J the more you think you’re the whole -—- — - ev er 8 lndlv. ually smarC cye h „w much excelsior back ' around .he optic nerve. yourselt about your r.ghts. ” Develop self-expression just working here. This school belongs to Jf • ab out thlngs . Vou have J Z [hen be a ' «—’t Find out what . „ perfect right to . b e bad any If I hud a caller, as a R berore I’d know wh know intelligence or no - B p ea ktng in the very whoop. Be what 1 was marrying. � „ vC ly moral to he worm gome people arc , e hig enough constructively morah vou . re but when you re A .«P .- � - — “ - ” ... «««• “■ If you can l vou’re no good. eaBe a nd grace and Joy Education furnishes the , aMrt ra „del. TU....■ taMO “ ' ’ ' ““Lr.T.... 1. « arjc=s , =?s tajs - — - � -r« — - - — catch ' ' the JSSXm— « they ander tbr ° UB “ three-ring circus in whatever you page Acknowledgment of the Faculty members „ lld stu . ‘I ™ COnMbat ' d ° ‘he 1918 Kooltuo. ° m, ° rs “ ‘0 e-M. ress their sincere up- precmtion. Special thank., are due to Virgie Nye, Ev¬ erett McGinnis, Margaret Schneider, and Mabel Anderson for Art work; to Mildred Hill, Eliza- ' -eth Shauuahau, Marie Egan, Mural Davis, an Gnggs for stenographic work; and � Sullivan, Miss Boss- man, Mr. Stephens and Mis, Smith for their helpful assistance. The photographer, Mr. Harsch of North a, „a, ,,1C Western Eottroving Co. of Seattle and the Record Press of Ellensburg rendered le Sen ’ lce m Pnhlishiug the 1918 Kooltuo. Cagt 130 DESIGNING ILLUSTRATING INGOING ffc Setter TCihd for ' Particular People WESTERN LNCMVING COLORTYPL COMPANY 915 L Games at Broadway S E A . T T L E PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS Pago 131 NEW YORK CAFE Meals at All Hours «� ■ Miuiua| Training, - -« Jo: Credits.” Anna: ’hat’s that?- How would von cut Madge H.: this board?’ Tr um «— ” J ™� ine Or | - n 1 tome To « i Alice Have , s choo|. , rl t � ' ! to mingle wuj ih ' ° le - mon herd. ' ,he com- Gladys Coats and Lucille , To be together. ,rvi «g. I’rimary Students. To „„ Ia te note books. aecu mu- Harriet Baylev clothes. Be � y Shannahan. To normal students. •Anita Baker. T n i._ nrrr c ° rr wnt ience ui wltl1 formal SZ, « °� -Voted IVoj.le In o.rr School. •Nolsest girl. , o . Biggest cutup.itth r � Most studious lu ' h Hammer Biggest house cat Ha s . 0h -lstlne Bro thereon To show nry «P-Uft We specialize in class „i„. , n , P,DS ln «. Mlver and „, e tal J”; th a ” , 1 P,k ‘ eB g,ad,y ' — 1 - - application. are the leading Jewelers anH n of Tacoma and also can ' J,mon ‘ merchants -tehee and c eTry l IT . Je« el, j of al , dear,l, W |„ n s. a � «, „ „ mi „, „ „„ A ™ 11 ' ’« � � I. -MS 1 in ol City. make thlg gtore youj . headQuanor(( Burnett Brothers rrr • ' Br,, «« | way. Tacoma. Mash. - The Farmers Bank Capital ami Surplus 3100 . 000.00 V----- “WHAT YOU HEAR OX THE CAMPUS. Anita Baker: “What am I going to do, two of them are coming to¬ night? Flynnie: “Give me a soldier ' s name to write to, who will kid me along. Dorothy Foster: Why don ' t we have more to eat?” Marie Johnson: If there were only boys here I would dress bet¬ ter.” Myrtle Goore: Keep it dark, kid. I haven ' t even told Kelly this. Margaret Collins: “Now he said this and that, and I Just beat it right out.” Freda Martin: “Oh, Golly!” Jo Young: “Ye Gods, when dad showed me his check stubs! Daisy Brightrall: Sh, Kids. In¬ side information from N. P. Head¬ quarters. There is to be a troop train through tonight.” Betty Shannahan: “Yes, but she ' s a nice girl.” Hattie Bayley: This is a pic¬ ture of my chum in Auburn. Harriet Lucas: Oh, girls, wait Just a minute; Just a minute.” Edna Johnson: “Ye Gods!” Mildred Faulkner: Oh, Girls. PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS The Pictures in the ' ‘Kooltuo’ , were mat e by H. A. Harseli Pho¬ tographer YAKIMA WASH. Page 134 • ' Isn’t that Hello. “My! ! . “I have a little K. E. LAUNDRY K. E. CLEANERS CLEANING PRESSING REPAIRING Called for and Delivered M40 - M108 Hannah Berg: Haven’t they any “I’m going to Jazz crchard In France? Evelyn Sullivan: “No, they cut “Greeting.” them all down. “I got a letter Hannah: “Why?” Evelyn: “They needed the ground “Suffering to fiKht on . here’s a letter from Jim.” Deborah Allen: “Where’s that ■Bus-me-i?’ ” Gladys Coats: Come on Lucille.” Theresa Quocheck: “Since hec was a pup.” Reita Faulkner: swell!” Maty l’akenham Amelia Slaudt: “Honest?” Alice Phelps: “Now listen to me. Glaydes Baker: “Oh. Oee! Jo Oraney: I’m after the proof.” Margaret Nesbit: “Ain’t that swell!” Myrtle Calkins: Beatrice King: plan to suggest.” Mrs. Baker: If the birthday ta¬ ble will excuse us we will go.” Uuth Yenncy: “Have you seen Anne?” Miss Kankiu: “GirlB please be quiet.” Dorothy Mann: Anybody got any salted peanuts?” Gladys Kelly: out Anita Hickey: Lena Wolfin: from Mac. Hortense Kickinapp: cats.” Jo Graney: “I have to go down for the proof.” Hazel Bales: Well. I got my ads all In. Evelyn Sullivan: “I think I am getting the mumps.” Pearl Dixon: It’s the wildest thing!” Miss McFarlane: “Girls, eat ev¬ erything that is put on your plates.” Beatrice Hull: “I think I have developed considerable brainpower this year. Jo Young: “Yes? Why?” Beatrice. “Well, lhave gained about nine pounds in the last two months.” Edna J.: I do not intend to marry until 1 am thirty.” Beatrice K.: “I do not intend to be thirty until I am married. Jo: Did you ever read proof?” Hazel: No, who wrote it?” If your feet are not as long as the distance between your elbow and wrist they are out of proportion. M.: “What Is the size of a square inch?” R.: A piece of cake over at the dormitory. We have two kinds of water at Kamola Hall, cold and not hot. PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS Fitlfe 1S5 VASHI!V .”ro STATE OHMAI. school ?n P ciSrl® - and review courses [ n all subjects for J ,raln ' n l? school. h. w. n0mi Vi« M ; | Vi p r ” and Art A PPreetatlon_ • tUr ®“ “� • Eco- or Co bli Liv: New th yo ot � ■ racu.ry fora portion of’tbesum r £noo° ° l d ‘ l “ d «• the food conservation andThe V se or ood ' l ' p ®! ' lntenden ts. courses in of war work adapted to element a ch B t, ' ,f- and (r ,iu ' h Phases Regular Session 1918-19 opens Oc ber l 1 ' ' kor information and catalog, address ’ OEORGE H. BLACK. President. Patce t:i Carscadden Grocery Co. Pure Pood Purveyors Phone M45 ] i E. 3rd St. Kllensburg, Wash. Gilmour Gilmour GROCERIES—GOOD EATS Main 104 308 N. Pearl Ellenshurg, Wash. Bledsoe ' s Grocery CASH ONLY 118 E. 4th St. Ellensburg, Wash. Emerson s Grocery Casheteria 1‘ aney and Staple Groceries v_ Husband Was Ready. Before we were married. she complained, “you always engaged a cab when you took me anywhere. Now you think the street car is good enough for me. No. my darling, I don’t think the street car is good enough for you. It ' s because I’m so proud of you. In a cab you would be seen by nobody, while I can show you off to so many people by taking you In a street car.”—Ex. Miss Mott: I see by your hand that you are going to die in a year.” Mid Hill: (Much excited)— A yearl Miss Mott: Yes, but I can’t tell what year.” Miss Rankin entered the Student Opinion office and, approaching the editor, said: I want a copy of your paper for a week back. The editor replied: Hadn’t you better try a porous plaster?” Dorothy B.: Did you hear about Ruth Q.: Shall I play The Stars the big explosion last night’” and Stripes Forever?” A ii e gra B.: No. what was it?” ' era R.: “No, just for a little D. B.: The wind blew up while. ’ Pearl street. PATRONIZE OCR ADVERTISERS Page 138 oun advertisers patronize Pairc HO Normal Students Should Learn Banking By opening an account in the local banka the students have an opportunity to learn banking methods as well as business methods. Your account Is desired. The National Bank of Ellensburg The Oldest Bank in the County Member Federal Reserve Bank y._ j Who discovered the calorie? I’m sure if we had known How hard we have to figure And how often we have to groan Over fats and carbohydrates, ProtelnB and the dram. He would have then repented, And called it all a sham. —A. 8. A young theologian named Fiddle Refused to accept his degree; For,” said he. ' tis enough to he called Fiddle Without being called Fiddle D. D. —Ex. Miss Sholty to Any Student; ' What do yon think of that pro¬ ject?’’ Any Student: Well, I didn ' t get a very clear idea of It but I think that It can be worked out-’’ Went to a dance the other night and met some swell girls. Couldn ' t help meeting them they Just crowd- er around me. I guess I have the instincts of a soldier all right, for the minute I smelled powder, I wus right on my toes. —Kx. Miss Morris—“How do you ac¬ count for color blindness? Student— ' It’s caused by lack of sense.” .—Ex. What makes the snail jealous? To have a Ford pass It on the road. —Ex. I ran all the way down town to a Are in my office last night. “Did you save anything? Yep—carfare. —Ex. PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS Just Arrived A mighty fine array of New Boots Come in and see them Buster Brown Shoe Store 142 ----- Up-to the Just to Remind You Minute Accurate Prescriptions Toilet Articles Gents Furnishings Kodak Films Developing and Printing Correct in every detail The Perry Drug Co. The Hub W hat Is It? •Mr. Stephens: What Is mem¬ ory ? ' Chinaman ' s Version „f a Hchoc t earlier. ■A. V.: Memory is that tired Teacher, teacher, despairing feeling that starts over A11 rta T teacher. you When you listen to a friends original stories. Mr. Stephens: Why were you late to Philosophy this morning? Student: Well, you see my 10vli is bigger I ban youra and so it takes the hands longer to K0 around. Della, said Alisa McPanane, Isn i it rather an expensive ex¬ travagance to eat both butter and Jolly on your bread at the same time?” No its economy, answered Delia. The same piece of bread docs for horn. PATRONIZE OUl Night mark papers. Nerves all creepy. No one kissee. No one liugee. Poor old maidee. No one lovee. _ g, ' l Ben Olson Co. Plumbing. Healing. Ventilating Power Plants, Uatmline «nd Supplies. 1130 Commerce Street TACOMA, WASH. ADVERTISERS Page lit rue ns some Point in School 14ft. A good fellow. A good excuse. A good friend (who will lend his notebook.) A good stand In with the super¬ visor . A good recommendation. A good school next year. A good time. A good bye. ■ Ex - Hannah B— Hand that over oi¬ l ' ll skin you. M. J. (Weenie) 1 — Oh no you wouldn’t be so cruel. H. B._ Sure I would I always skin weenies.” Krna L..— Jean will you go to Honolulu with me next year?” Jean C. — No, I ' m afraid they ' d take me for a native and keep me there. WHEELER CO. Can supply all the needs of students in Stationery Tablets Fountain Pens Kodaks and Kodak Finishing Note Books, Pencils, Pens Art Goods, Kte., Etc. Why Hoosier Brices are low. Over a million Hoosiers arc now in use. We are selling Hoosier Cab¬ inets now as at before-the- war prices. Select your Hoosier today on our easy terms. Fitterer Bros. Complete House Fumshers patronize ou Sentiments of the Seniors. I wish 1 were a little stone A setting on the hill I wouldn ' t eat, I wouldn ' t sleep I wouldn ' t even wash I’d juBt sit still a thousand years And rest myself, by gosh. —Ex. Harriet B. (In Psychology)— The third level is In the nerve centers in the spinal cord, whereas Mr. Stevens says things are hooked up. Miss (Jrupe—“I don ' t understand what ' s hooked up? Harriet—“Oh. I know, but can’t explain.” Miss Wilmarth — Besides the pink-eye. what is another contagi¬ ous eye disease? Anne Yenney— Jaundice — it turns the eye yellow.” R ADVERTISERS 147 - -- Tell Your Friends To Stop At The St. Regis Ellensburg - - Thing We Are Paid Xot Tit Tell. How many times Helen Walton practices her ravishing smile be¬ fore stepping out. How many times Miss Wilmarth has sent Marie Flynn home with the uj u nips. Why Miss Crowley languishes in¬ doors these lovely moonlit evenings. How many timeB Myrtle Town¬ send ' s head eclipsed Kleine ' s the night of (he Denmark dance. How many times Murgaret ea- hit ' s height is contained in Mary Crawford ' s. Why 50 per cent of the dorm girls use their left hands almost ex¬ clusively. How many letters In Anita Bak¬ er ' s mailbox the week following the Marine Band Concert. How many empty bottles of PATRONIZE OC ■ SIMON P. FOGARTY COMPANY Dry Cnofls Auntie Plump we found in Pearl Dixon ' s clothes closet. That Myrtle Calkins Is trying to reduce. How many letters Bee receives from Missouri. The dorm Is locked every night. That Dr. Munson Is a genius. How many girls are in love. That May Bollcn talks too loud. That the Seniors are WISE. ADVERTISERS Page US If It ' s ready-to-wear Bur¬ roughs haa It. Resourcefulness The wonderful resources of our Country have long been realized— yet it has taken world-wide chaos to bring many of them to their Tullest development. The Resourcefulness of man¬ ufacturers has resulted in wonderrul advances in produc¬ tion. Many things that form¬ erly came from abroad are now m de here. And in this store Resource¬ fulness has played an Import¬ ant part. GEO. BURROUGHS, Inc. 409 N. Pearl St. Etlensburg Fire lirill. Fire! Fire! Where? In the gar¬ bage cans! K U n for the hose Where are the tire-escapes? Early Saturday morning Fire Chief Margaret Collins sprung a thriller on the peacefully reposing members of Kainola Hall In the form of a lively llre-drill. The fire- drill contained all the thrills, per¬ ils and romance or a modern slap¬ stick scenario, and it has been ru¬ mored that some of the literary ones are getting the material ready to send in to one of the great mov- ine picture corporations. The first slumbering ones to arouse themselves were those that were nearest the flrc-containers and when one young lady ' s optic nerves sensed light she awoke with a start and saw the angry flames reflected against the transom, and her only thought was to save her PATRONIZE OUR slumbering roommate. Then al¬ most everybody poured forth from the flame-infected building, via fire escapes and stairs to the mu¬ sic of the shrill, uncanny siren bell. When the refugees had arrived safely down to terra firma they learned much to their Joy and the saret.v of jewels and money that the fire was only a fake and for the sake of making the fire-drill realistic. It proved to be entirely real- istlc. Judging from the emotions displayed hy some In collecting their valuables which were noted for variety and numbers. Some girls place a high value on pic¬ tures while others favored old let¬ ters perfumed with lavender. Oth¬ ers collected Jewelry, board money, or ukes.” Always amid a turmoil there is a small minority that are always Oscar Lucks-Mann Co. SEATTLE. WASH. Largest Baking Restaurant and Soda Fountain Supply House in the Northwest ADVERTISERS Page 150 Hotel Commercial Yakima, Washington Operated Tor the comfort and convenience or it guest . Good service dulcd by the spirit of real hospitality. POPULAR PRICES MUSIC DURING LUNCH AND DINNER HOURS cool, due no doubt to some fac¬ ulty peculiar to their personal make-up. One of the minute-wo¬ men” who was late in banishing her dreams reported to the flre- chlef that some members didn ' t even hear the alarm and it took physical force to awaken them and when she announced that there was a fire, one calmly said. Well, it’s a darn poor time to have a lire, that ' s all I ' ve got to say. • Roommate, arouse and hunt up the fire rules so I will get the scheduled amount or clothes on. I don ' t want to have my name drug into house meeting for violating any house rules.” It la even re¬ ported that Dean Raker was so completely surprised that she lost considerable poise in getting out of the building. Two young society buds who had been out to a big function in the evening were enjoying slumber by the miles when one heard the lire alarm and fell back on the bed with some disgusted remarks on tire- drills. Rut lo and behold in about a minute she sensed a smell of things burning and (Riickly inform¬ ed her roommate of the catastro¬ phe. Then both very soon assem¬ bled a few articles of clothing and rushed out on “high” and in their mad exit even knocked down the PATRONIZE OU Pa Japanese cooks through some orig¬ inal Jlu jitsu stunts. Despite the early hour the fire- drill was pronounced a success. — A. Hayes. S. Hattrup wrote to a certain magazine, Why is it when I kiss a girl she always closes her eyes?” The editor replied, send us your photograph, then maybe we can tell. — E ’ Hotel Antlers Thoroughly Modern Cafe in Connection R. V. REYNOLDS, Prop. Ellensburg. Washington R ADVERTISERS ;n til culling Iron—Anne Lost—My Yenney. Wauled—(’op .—Jo Uraney, Wanted—A recipe for reducing._ B. A. King. Lost—My round garters.—Amelia Slaudt. Wanted—A gym class that will take showers.—Miss Wllmarth, ' Wanted—Somebody to sew a button on my coat.—Dorothy Mann. Wanted—Some more corrective gym.—Jo Young. Lost— A position.—Junior. The t sefnl Minister. A boy had swallowed a piece or money. The mother wanted to call the doctor at once, but the boy Bald: No, call the minister. Dad says he can get money out of any¬ one. —Ex. In Li lira ry Science t ' lass. Deborah: What Is the use of ADV KltTINKMKNTH the Epileptic Index? M. Seller and Co. Importer and Distributor 407 1st Ave. South Seattle Far, far too late to classify. Lost—Their reputation. Finder please ret inn to table In the cor¬ ner of the library. Wanted—A regular man.—Helen Walton. Wanted—A pair of second-hand shoulder-braces.—Jo Young. For Sale—Cheap—A hook of my classy sayings (Nothing personal, 1 assure you). Prof. Stephens. Write your jokes on tissue paper so the editor can see through them. Lots of Nerve. She: You must come up and see me some time.” He: All right, where do you live? She: In Kamnla Hall.” He: What Is your number?” T. T. Hardisty DRV GOODS, NOTIONS and W( M KN ’S R E AI)Y-T()- W EA R W hen Style and Economy Combine J v. PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS Page 152 P- Kreidel Co. We Carry Cossard Corsets Kayser Silk Gloves Cadies Suits, Coats and Dresses ho Made tile Kaiser? Some people were made to be sol¬ diers But the Irish were made to be cops; Sauerkraut was made or the Ger¬ mans, Spaghetti was made for the wops; Fishes were made to drink water, Bu nis were made to drink boore; Banks were made for money, Money was made for the Jews; Everythin was made for something Most everythin but a miser; ’ (•od made Wilson to be president, But who made the Kaiser? —Exchange. a “ I « Compliment? Conductor-Your fare, MU Mary B—Oh- thank you. you really think so? Do — Ex PATRONIZE Ol ' R Caught In « Trap. He—Did some Idiot propose t„ you before our niarrla e. She—Certainly, J h ™ ' ,uel ' , She—I did. George Wallace was talking with some boys, when the particular charms or a very beautiful voung lady came up. Vou know that woman has the race of a queen,” said one. “Yes, even her mouth is queenly ” aid another. -Don ' t you think eo, Davis?” Quite right,” said Davis. Even he teeth are crowned.” —Ex. School and Society. where have heard that name before. __ Stationery and Engraving Anmmncementa, Imitation , Visiting Card Monograms Embossed Samples upon request Your mall orders will re¬ ceive careful attention. Waterman Fountain Pens Loose-Leaf Goods Pioneer Bindery Printing Co. Tacoma, Washington ADVERTISERS Page lit PROFESSIONAL DIRECTORY dr. a. j. felch Olympia Block, Ellensburg, Wash. Office Hours: 1 to 5 P. M. V_ JAMES S. MUNDY, D. D. S. dentistry Phone Main 96 Olympia Block — DR. J. A. MAHAN Eve, Ear, Throat and Nose Specialist. 1 V National Bank Building J — A. L- McCLANAHAN Physician nnd Surgeon r DR. EMANUEL Z. KREIDEL dentist Olympia Block dr. E. C. MOHLER Eye Specialist Glasses Fitted Scientifically All Work Guaranteed Olympia Block patronize OUR ADVERTISERS Pave l B Flynn s Shoe Store Is headquarter for white canvas shorn nn l ftlipiK ' Is. A new lot Just received North Pearl Street Eltensburg, Wash. v--. Celebrities and Noted Philosophers from IKIIS to 1 ' ivo‘ul Time: 1. Long Legged Pickaninny. 2. Rusty Lawn Mowers. 3. Five Pretty Mornings, 1- Digging Crisp Mangles. 5. Very Tall Ganders. S. Cranky Hunch of School Ma ' rms. 7. Just Going South. 8. Always Fating Pickles. � . Modern Lemon Squeezer. 10. Pacific Light Pumper. 11. Five Large Fritters. Wanted.—An organisation formed for the prevention of cruelty to Ukea. In Geography Class. What is the difference between North and South Dakota? Brilliant student: The Black Hills. Ellensburg Pantorium JAMES E. WILSON Proprietor Clothes Cleaned, Pressed and Repaired. Hals Cleaned and Blocked PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS Page 154 dinner ' Ve had a turkey for yesterday, said Willie. L ' ngh, said Johnny, had the minister. Mttle slx-ycar old Harry was asked by his teacher: Harry, what are you going to g ive your darling little brother for Christina this year? I dunno,” said Harry. “| gave him the measles last year. How True. -- Mr Smyser in political science. C ° Imagine— For every woman that marries. Dr Mu naon playing tennis? one man marries also. M ss Stuart and President Black -dancing the Charlie Chaplin The handiest article for cleaning waIk7 utensils in which cake frosting has Prof- Stephens with his hands been made. Is a growing boy. ,ied? - Mr - Lechner and Miss Paschall Negro: “Ain’t you got no but- as Ger,,lan Spies? ter?” MiBS Hunt a ballet dancer? Groceryman: No. I ain’t.” Prof Swet nian as a Salvation Negro: I ain’t ask you ain’t Army Captain? you ain’t. I ask you ain ' t you is;-- you is ain’t you? At Shultz’s. The waitress: We have choco- If two and one is shoe polish, fl,t ke on the menu. and three and one is oil, what is Mias Foresman: So I see. And four and one? —k X- as it is too sticky to handle with --white gloves, please give me a menu To keep waxed floors polished without chocolate fudge on It.” only one thing is better than a- pair of twins and that is a set WANTED—A recipe, formula, or of triplets. Just simply turn them devic e for keeping girls quiet in loose to crawl. —Ex. the Library .—Mrs. Hocgner. A school is a great Invention; The staff gets all the fame; The printer gets all the money. And the editor the blame.— Ex. In Gym. C. Brotherson— Jean you ought to be a good singer. •I. Campbell— Why? C - B -— Tour legs are Just like a canary’s.” PATRONIZE OU Page 15$ Holeproof Hosiery tor the Mon, Women and Children Fred P. Wolff Co. R advertisers f -- Washington National Bank Capital nnd Surplus $125,000.00 Member Federal Reserve We solicit the accounts of teachers and students. -- Toilet Articles Drugs, Kodaks, and Supplies at Risslers Pharmacy . i Purely Tlmin-ticol. “What are the bodily expressions of the emotions of love? There is always a tendency to draw the object of one ' s affection closer. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps ev- everybody away.—Ex. Heartrending- Town boys: There are 350 girls over at the Normal and I don ' t know which one I want.” R. Y.: Who is the most popular girl in the library?” A. Y.: I don’t know—the clock is watched the closest.” --- The Hatter We’re showing the latest in Hats, Dress and Suits — Palmer- Wilson Co. Ellenshurg agents for Munsingwear Adler Kid Gloves “Dore” Undemuslins Wayneknit Hosiery Bonton nnd Royal Wor- cliester Corsets New Idea Patterns Wooltex Suits, Coats - _ PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS V. - -- Remember Schultz’s Solicits Your Patronage for ICE CREAM CANDIES and everything in the Confectionery Line Special orders promptly filled for your “spreads,” “feeds,” and picnics. Our Prices Are Right A. F. SCHULTZ v.- l First boy: We have a lilac bush at home as large as a house.” Second boy: How can you lilac that? Young man: I ' m going to ask your father for your hand. Oirl: You ' ll ask him for hand and get his foot. HAl.UiWE’KX, 1017, V. S. X. K. About 8:30 P. M. On Ye Witch¬ es Night. twenty-four naughty in¬ habitants of Kaniola Hall crept forth from its sheltering wings and by the light of the silver moon garbed themselves in sheets and pillow-cases. These mysterious ghosts had the nerve to lock-step right down Broadway. Excuse me. I should say Pearl street) and right into a (vulgar) dance hall, where they frolicked until the bewitching hour of 12 o ' clock. Then it suddenly dawned upon them that it might be wise to retrace their steps. They approached their destination with Tear and trembling, which was added to when the night watchman said. Names please. And such names as those creatures had. Mary’ Pickford, June Caprice, Tom, Dick and Harry,” etc. Quoth Dean Baker— So mediocre. —D. L. F. Are you Hungary. “Yes, Siam. Well, I ' ll Fiji. Quit your crowding.” said the my elephant to the flea, as they en¬ tered the ark. ( ---S We Show Live Pictures Clean Pictures and Educational Pictures NORMAL STUDENTS ALU AYS WELCOME COLONIAL THEATRE PATRONIZE O U R A D V E It T I S K R 8 Pa 160 N G ' O - - 0J © 1 ft o X ft 3 G a c 77 G ,G © - - C X u G a +- a � a o ft G •«-� X X W a .2f s G © H m t s? fcc G D X) X! 2 0 ■— x o H 0) - o M £ I CU O S ' O s 2 § tf o o a 4 rt 6 i 4 B 5 I O Z B ft s , A tO o to 4 •2 D. 0 « - ,C O 40 50 o O 40 •B O 4 2 X to G a; G CC C I 5 o 8 ? 5 g .ti ® _ ’o S3 •£ a I o • •w C X a; co is a c 1 2i JS S 0) i, 5 as • U z a o 05 M — rt . o • CO CO 1 ■d 1- c o V. c 2 O ✓ Index to Advertisers A Antlers Hotel B Baldwiu-Emerson Ren Olson Co. Bledsoe’s Grocery ( ' o. Boss Bakery Burnett Jewelry Co. Burroughs Buster Brown Co. C Carscadden Grocery City Cafe Colonial Theater Commercial Hotel D Hitter Bros. E Ellensburg Bank F Fanner’s Bank Fitterer Bros. Flynn Shoe Co. Fogarty, Simon P. G Gilmour Gilmonr H Hatter Hardisty Harseh Heath Cove Huh K Kreidel Co. K. E. Cleaners N New York Cafe O Owl Drug Oscar Lucks P Pauitorium Palmer-Wilson Co. Perry Drug Co. Pioneer Bindery R Ramsay Hardware Risslers Rhodes Bros. S Schultz Co. Sellers Co. St. Regis T Tacoma Hotel W Washington State Normal Washington Natl. Bank Western Engraver Wheeler Co. Wolff Co. Professional— Dr. Felch Dr. Kreidel Dr. MeClanahan Dr. Mahan Dr. Mohler Dr. Mundy PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS Pkc - 16 J