Central Washington University - Hyakem / Kooltuo Yearbook (Ellensburg, WA)

Text from Pages 1 - 126 of the 1913 volume:

19 13 KOOLTUO A BOOK PUBLISHED ANNUALLY BY THE JUNIOR CLASS OF THE WASHINGTON STATE NORMAL AT ELLENSBURG, WASHINGTON VOLUME VII 4 Prologue Into the hands of our friends and fellow-students who can praise as well as criticise, we are sending this, our book That the past mag be brought to your minds with its brightest hours marked — That the present may be happily remembered when it shall be a part of the past and That we may, in a measure, prepare the way fot future Kooltuos. 4 r t ' ♦ i Dedication No greater gift can be bestowed upon him who de¬ serves it than honor, and whereas the members of the Class of 1914 of the Washington State Normal School, have published this volume of the Kooltuo, they dedicate it as a token of their love and veneration to M. C. HUTCHINSON The energetic and liberal director of speech arts of their school. Poem Reader—gentle—If so be Such still live, and live for me, Will it please you to be told What my tenseore pages hold? Turn my pages—never mind If you like not all you find; Think not all the grains are gold Sacramento ' s sand-banks hold. Every kernel has its shell. Every chime its harshest bell Every face its weariest look. Every shelf its emptiest book, Every field its leanest sheaf. Every book its dullest leaf. Every leaf its weakest line, Shall it not. be so with mine? Best for worst shall make amends. Find us, keep us, leave us friends Till, perchance, we meet again. Benedlclte—Amen! —Holmes. r, Contents DEDICATION PROLOGUE CONTENTS STAFF MEMORIAL A POPULAR FALLACY CLASSES: Seniors Juniors Sophomores Freshmen TRAINING SCHOOL: Tenth Grade ALUMNI EDITORIALS LITERARY DEPARTMENT DRAMATICS STUDENTS DAY SOCIETY MUSIC Treble Clef Glee Club LITERARY SOCIETIES Y. W. C. A. JUNIOR AND SENIOR COMING OUT SNAPS DORMITORY ATHLETICS CLUB HOUSE JOKES ADVERTISEMENTS 7 Staff EDITOR-IN-CHIEF IDA MARSHALL ASSOCIATE EDITOR, HAZEL WAITE BUSINESS MANAGER. CHARLES CHAMPIE ASSISTANTS LITERARY EDITORS MARY HUNTLEY MARION CAMP IRENE EACHUS ART EDITOR HAZEL WEEKS SOCIETY EDITOR VERVIAN WAITE DRAMATIC EDITOR LEOLA DAMON ADVERTISING MANAGERS HILDA BRUNN KATHERINE MAXEY ELMER DIXON ALUMNI EDITOR LORETTA HINCKLEY LITERARY SOCIETIES ELSIE MATTERSON Y. W. C. A. LILY SWANSON BOYS’ ATHLETICS FRED POYNS GIRLS’ ATHLETICS BLANCHE ABERCROMBIE TRAINING SCHOOL EDITOR WILL TIERNEY DORMITORY REPORTER LOIS MARTIN JOKES ANNA BELL WILLIAM E. WILSON, A. M. Monmouth. 111. Principal Education and History RUTH C. HOFFMAN Primary Training Supervisor JOHN P. MUNSON. PH. D. Chicago Rioloirlcial Ri-lcncofl Sociology JOHN HENRY MORGAN. Furman. S. C- Vice Principal Mathematic M.. FLORENCE L. ENSLE Columbia School of Munir. Chicago Music EDWARD J. KLEMME, A. M., Payrludngy and Education 10 ELLA I. HARRIS. PH. D.. Ynlc English HENRY B. WHITNEY, B. S.. Northwestern Manual Training CLARA MEISNER, German Klndvrsarten Director ALBERT H. IMEHNER. B. A., University of Washington Phjwlcal 8i v lenc� e H ERMINE STELLAR. The Art Institute. Chicago Art 11 VERA J. MAXWELL. Secretary JAS. A. DALLAS. A. B.. Nebraska Principal Training Ck hool MARY A. GRUPE. PH. D.. Unlverally of Chiraxo Ciiiminiir Krtiool Sopervlaor I ' Murntlnn FRANCES SMITH. Wastllmelon Stub Normal School. EKIeitsbu | Assistant (irnmnuir tlmdc Supervisor ANTOINETTE SABELWITZ. Observation Teacher EDITH HOPE RINOER. Observation Teacher ELLA G. WARNER. Librarian 12 FLORENCE W. BULLOCK. A, B.. University of Illinois History GRACE BEDELL. A. U. University of Kansas Domestic Economy FLORENCE WILSON. rniv.-rsity of Wuhlnfton Assistant in English M. C. HUTCHINSON. A. M., Carnegie University Expression un l Physical EiJucution a A Popular Fallacy An Address Made to the Student Assembly by Dr. J, P. Munson. Perhaps no idea in modern times is more universally accepted as true than this, that man owe his greatness to specialization of education, industry and trade. Con¬ centration or effort, practical education now recommended on every hand, these are but different forms or the same idea. While specialization in the past, though by no means Invariably, has led to great achievements, the effects of our present blind adher¬ ence to It bear unmistakable evidence that it is at most partially true. Consult philosophy and its history and the evil effects of this maxim is at once seen. Minds, biased by long study of matter, have reached the conclusion that every¬ thing is matter, that thoughts are the secretions of the brain On the other hand, those confined to the contemplation of mind alone have revealed the conclusion that everything is mind. The one. seeing through the microscope, perceives but the man¬ ifestation of physical forces; the other, the closing his eyes to the light of day. sees but the shadows of hi own thoughts; the one, presuming to know everything; the other denying the validity of any knowledge. These two systems arc but complements of each other; each the result of powers usurped anil powers Ignored. Such is the oracle to which we look for support ro our hopes, and for a defence of our most sacred convictions. But while a loo close application to a single line of thought leads to this miserable philosophising, it is not in the airy realms or metaphysical speculation that the evil effects of this maxim are most plainly seen. We perceive in it but the remote center, whenee radiate the many farces that are shaping our social, industrial, political and educational institutions. What is all this talk about useless and ornamental education, this constant advo- cacy of practical knowledge. There is scarcely a county school superintendent in this broad land who does not insist on the importance of practical Instruction. Even our colleges urge the necessity of pursuing special lines of study, often before the student has mastered the rudiments of a liberal education; and. as if an early bias of mind were worthy of special commendation, they crown the successful suppression of God- glvrn powers with special honors. How can n expect freedom of thought from such parsimonious provisions far Its growth and development? Scarcely is a student thrown into the Btream or active life, before he drifts along its current toward that single object, the nearest cataract. Thousands of men in our manufacturing establishments have been engaged In the manufacture of boot-tops, who are still unable to make a complete boot. Yet It seems that this niUBt be encouraged; we say ’tls thus the world advances; the times need practical men; men who know but one trade and know It well men who are willing to he ignorant of all else. In order that they may know one thing well. With all due respect for the labors of Kant, the secluded drudgery of Watt; the perseverance of Stevenson; or the achievements of Napoleon we can but deplore our fate, if so little of the world is open to our enjoyment, if this la the acme of our pow- Is Ilia a dream ii ed. The Immortal Bacon and Cicero will remain forever enviable, historical curiosities. No more Washingtons will lead us on to victory: no more Websters inspire us with wisdom and eloquence. No, ’tis not bo I The human mind is not t Iris powder, which concentrated at a single point, cleaves the rock and vanishes; its many powers are not this exuberant vegetation which must be uprooted in order that a favored few may gain strength and prosper. The universe is its workshop, the earth, the air, the heavens, Its lessons. Neither matter nor mind, neither the finite nor the infinite, can escape its normal scru¬ tiny. In this is ample acope for all our powers; and it Is only by the exercise of all our powers, that we can extract from them the nectar on which alone the soul sub¬ sists With mind unimpaired by disguise; unhampered by prejudice; working freely under self-involved law. we gather from this sublime environment, solace to our sor¬ rows. composure to our fears, an ' d wisdom to our ignorance. When we return weary from the workshop, the field, or the market, the lillies greet us by the wayside; the brdi-o-link and the robins warble in the treetops; we see green meadowB and waving wheal fields stretching out before us: the distant clouds blushing from the farewell kisses or the setting sun. A new tire swells within ua, and heats responsive to new im¬ pulses: the weariness of toil Is lessened: the gloom of poverty and the cares oT wealth alike vanish: and we breathe anew the healing breath of truth, beauty and love. ' Tis true we need practical men. Bui are these men of one faculty and one idea practical men? Do they solve the great problems of life—problem � s profound and varied today as when first responsibility rapped at the door of human conscience? The aim of all free governments should he, to enable each to govern himself. The responsibility of a state Is inversely as the perfection of the individual. IIs pros- jierity can be measured only by the prosperity nr the individual. Yet his independ¬ ence Is sacrificed for the pecuniary gains of the state. Our great specialization of education and labor necessarily leads to centralization of power—the usurpation by a few of the rights of the many. Make the laborers hut a member of an organic body, and you muBt give the body a head or it will die. Make the citizen but a wheel in the great machine of state, and government is ag indiseensible and arbitrary as the engineer who stops and starts a locomotive with a single lever. The law of division of labor, when allowed free sway, is self-destructive; compe¬ tition. its very soul, dies with the independence of the laborer. Yet this, apparently, does not disturb the slumbers of those who Bleep on downy pillows, and dream of emancipated labor, and of governments, as dethroned usurpers of the past. The failure of tyrants, in the past- to keep religion and education, mind and body, separate, resulted in the overthrow of despotism. When a subject saw his rights, felt the abuse, and knew how to redress it, feudal castles and royal prerog¬ ative vanished. When, here aud there, a lonely star sends forth its feeble light the wolves descend upon their prey; but when the “orti of day and victor over night” emits its myriad rays of light and life, the shadows of night pass silently away; the beasts of prey seeks each bis dismal lair; the threatened flocks graze on the green plains and hillside: the hideous howls of night, now with the echoes of retreating foea, only enhance the serene grandeur of smiling nature. Our demand for greater production is but a mental product. Nature, every year, dotheB itself in its usual verdure; the genial sun and refreshing showers of summer, Tailing on waving meadows, fields and forests, like manna from the skv. build busily the elements of the soil, sea and air into golden sheaves and luscious fruits of autumn. Abundance is nature’s gracious tribute. Y’et the daily care of thousands la how to f%ain a livelihood. Wo cry for more productions whfi we are incompetent to dispose of what we have. With but one ruling passion, one active power, one line of effort, we chase blindly the phantoms of wealth: sacrifice our happiness; neglect our duties to others: and not less our duities to ourselves. We close the golden casket and lose the fair one we seek to win. What are all our social troubles but a narrowness of soul, of mind and of heart? What is it, but a mental myopia, which sees but the prison walls within which it moves—a paralysis of the heart which feels not the gentle touch of sympathy, and is not moved by one generous emotion? The poor, enslaved by the specialized’activ¬ ity, see before them the frowning clouds of misery, but are unable to flee; their homes are as dark and desolate as their workshops. No fond memories cluster around their firesides; no music wakes within them the symphonies of Mozart; no Longfellow sings to them of love; hut the moaning wind lends Its chorus to their despairing souls. The rich, equally narrow, hoard their wealth with little satisfaction, and the poor c ani °t but envy their apparent bliss. Abject poverty and dire need gather hungrily the spilt abundance of onr extravagance; health and beauty pale In the shudow-s of princely mansions; the millionaire served with fruits of every clime, longs for more; fearful, lest he should not prove immortal, he Imilds monuments to his own menioy; yet, unscrupulously snatches from his wretched neighbor his last crus] of bread. These are the men we call practical. This Is the education we seek to promote. Before this pile of Mammon we reverently bow, and sacrifice upon its altars our lives, our happiness and our sacred honors. But how lightiv do we estimate modest works. Few bid It hearty God-speed. Yet manlv worth is ]he rock on which our safety rests. Against its base the angry waves or dis¬ content. spend their power; against Its rough and craggy peaks, the storms of pas- Kinn ibji t In vnin Wo protest in vain against municipal imperialism. We criticise, to no useful purpose economic laws. These are llie legitimate results of our partial and one- a. , ' °i. traln i n . f U nd , h . e r, ‘ i ,UinR one - al l 1 ' l idea of life. If you would change the direction of the resultant, you must change the direction of the forces. No deduc- one o”a except her !- ' ) ' 161111111 1 ,U ‘ mona,ratlon ' no eloquent persuasion, can change m !„H 1 !i le . 80 !ij CeS hu ™ an actl m« a t be purified. Every fountain In the individual mind that adds a limped nil to the stream of action must be oppressed: the eagerness 17 for early specification must be checked. Those who have two eyes must be allowed to use them; those who have hut one, given due praise for Its judicious use. Manhood and true worth must be measured by other standards than dollars and cents. We must drink deep from the fountains of wisdom and we shall be sob¬ ered by mightier forces than state militia and federal troops Our battle scarred heroes will have won their laurels in fairer fields than fields of blood; the ruler of state and nation will court intelligence rather than ignorance to his support and rise to eminence bb an exponent of lofty principles rather than party prejudices. «i t? � uisuvr. oroauer ana a wiser life. 18 Senior Class Class Officers Edith Martin, President Grace Brown. Vice-President. Mattie Black, Secretary. Martha Hoel, Treasurer. Class Colors: Blue and Gold. Class Teachers: Prof. Morgan. M. C. Hutchinson, Dr. Harris There are hermit souls that live withdrawn In the peace of their self-content; There are souls, like stars, that dwell apart In a fellowless firmament ; There are pioneer souls that blase their paths Where the highways never ran; But let me live by the side of the road And be a friend to man.—Foss. 19 EDITH MARTIN—Seattle Wash. Life ' s a Jeet, und all tiling show It; I thought so once and now I know It.” Treble Clef � ll and ' IS. Raeket Ball Team ' 12. Kooltuo Staff 12 . Minuet ' 13. Senior Claes President 13. Basket Ball Manager 13. King County Club. Student Faculty 13. FREDA THOMSEN—Auburn, Wash. ‘There Is no limit to her good nature.” Kclectic Literary Society ‘ 1 and ' 13. T. W. C. A. 11. Senior Play ’12. Kooltuo Htaff ' ll. Claes Editor 13. Student Faculty 13. GOLDIE HOFFMAN—Tacoma, Wash. Silence Is the moet perfect herald of Joy.” Y. W. C. A. 18. Secretary Crescent Literary Society ' 13 Pros. Student Body 13. Vice-Pres. Montahoma Club. Senior Tlay 13. THOMAS WILLIAMS—Chinook, Wash. ”If he was chosen as the beet. What sort of creatures arc the rest? ' Entered from O. A. C. dec Club ' 13. Minuet ' 18. Crescent Literary Society ' 18 . Senior Play 12. 20 MINNIE NOBLE—North Yakima. Wash. “A maiden to whom was given, so much of earth, no much of Heaven. Pres. Crescent Uterary Society ' ll Sec. Student Body 12. Bucket Rill 13. Yakima County Club. Treble Cl«f 13. HELEN AMES—Ellensburg, Wash. “In athletics or In school. She always abides by every rule, Begun in the Kindergarten. Treble Clef ’12 and 13. Basket Ball Manager ' 12. Basket Bull ' 13. Crescent Literary Society ' 12 and 13. Kooltuo Artist ’12. Senior PUy 1 . HAZEL BAILEY—Seattle, Wash. ■The right girl In the right place, nt the right lime. ' Treble Clef ' 09. 10 and 13. Y. W. C. A. ' 10. Eclectic Literary Society ' ( !• ami 10. Senior Play ' 18. BIRDIE ANDERSON—Sumner. Wash. Cunwlouuness of duty done gives music at Buneet.’ Y. V. C. A. Cabinet 13- Student Faculty 12. Muntahoma Club. Camera Club. 21 CARRIE HAMMOND—Tacoma, Wash. “If uln hits any fault , she ha left ua In doubt. Senior Play ' 13. Junior Class President 12. Montahoma Club. HENRIETTA LO0A—North Yakima. Wash. “The noblest mind, the beat contentment has.“ Y. W. C. A. 13. Crescent Literary Society ' 12. Secretary Yakima County Club. Senior Play ' 13. CLARISSA SMITH—Grandview, Wash. “Next to virtue, the fun In this world Is what we can least spare. Orchestra 12. V. W. C. A. Cabinet ’13. Senior Play ’13. Captain Basket Ball Team ’13. DORA PETERSON—Everett, Wash. “In soul sincere. In action faithful. In honor dear. 22 Senior Plajr ' 13. Treble Clef 12. ELIZABETH SMITH—Grand vi«w. With. “Thou art wise, we know and tender, Ay , and good. Orchestra ' 12, Y. W. C. A. Cabinet 13. Senior Play ‘13. GRACE BROWN—Auburn. Wash. “Never wax entile more sweet and the one who fives It sweeter. Vkw-Plea Senior Class T3. Student Faculty ' 10 and ' IS. Senior Play 13. Minuet ’13. Knott no Staff 10. Sec. Eclectic Literary Society 10. King County Club. Normal Club House President TO. VIOLET McMILLAN—Seattle. Wash. Would that there were more like her. Crescent Literary Society T2 and 18. Minuet T2, Senior Play ’ll. Tennis Mar. Associate Student Body 13. ELBA PEARSON—New Plymouth, Idaho. Certainly It is n glorious fever, that desire to know. Pres. Crescent Literary Society 12. Senior Play T3. Dormitory House President T8. Y. W. C. A. TJ. 23 CORA MIDDLETON—Sunnyslde, Wash. • ' Nothin at all hut common sense Can ever withstand our V0M ' Hoc, Crescent Literary Society ’12 Yuklma County Club. Kooltuo Stair 12. Senior Play 11 . CAMILLA SCHEIBE—North Yakima, Wash. ' •She show uh how divine a thing a woman may become. Eclectic Literary Society 10. Yuklma County Club. Senior Play 12. MATTIE RAE BLACK—Seattle, Wash. Character Is higher tlian Intellect. Student Faculty 18. Senior Class Sec. 12. King County Club. Treble Clef 10 and 18. Junior Class Treu. ' 10 . Sic lactic Literary Society 10. ERNEST CARLSON—Stanwood, Wash. The man who writes poetry and composes sweet � on K. Entered from the U. of W. Crr ' srent Utcrary Society 13. President Student Body 13. Yell blaster. Glee Club 13. Son lor Play ’13. 24 CLARA BERG—North Yakima, Wash. She always endeavors to really he. What she wishes to appear.” Student Faculty ’12 and ’i3. Treble Clef ' It and 18. Senior Flay 18. Crescent Literary Society 13. Yakima County Club. HELEN ROBERTS—Tacoma, Wash. “Its the Kuifft yr sln« an’ the smiles ye w«ar That ' s a-making the sunshine eretywherr. Treble Clef ' 12 and ' 18. Minuet ' 12. Senior Play ' 18. Sec. Jnn.or Class ’12. Montahomn Club. Eclectic Literary Society. FANNIE CHASE—Prosser. Wash. “An ounce of cheerfulness Is worth a pound of sadness.” Y. W. C- A. Cabinet 13.. Treble Clef ' 12 and ' 13. Student Faculty 12 ar.d ‘IS. Senior Play ' ll JENNIE WILSON—Cantralla. Wash. I ' m not denying that the women are foolish: God made them to match the men.” Treble Clef 18. Senior Piny 13. Crescent Literary Society. 25 VERA CAMPBELL—Wapato, Wash. A merry heart that goes oil day. Crveeent Literary Society ' 12 and ' 12. Yakima County Club. Senior Play 13. MYRTLE WHITEHOUSE—Roalyn, Wash. There Is no room for smlnesa. when wo see her cheery smile. Crescent Literary Society ‘13. Bum i Ban u Senior Way 18. ELIZABETH FLETCHER—Tacoma. Waah. Life la too short-for us to wiste Its mo¬ ments In deploring had luck. Entered from the U. of W. Y. W. C. A. Cabinet ' ll. Pres, and Vice-Pres. Student Body TJ. Minuet ' 18. Treble Clef ' IS. See. Crescent Literary Society. MARION HOLLINSHEAO— Seattle. Waah. A quiet tongue show a wise head. Eclectic Society T2. 20 MINNIE KRAUS-Seattle, Wash. “II le better to say nothing than not to the purpose. • Ham- Hall ' 12. King County Club. Camera Club. President Student Body 1$. T. W. C. A Cabinet 12. WANDA HIBARQER—North Yakima, Wash. “Her heart t like the moon; It often chan- ea and always has a man in It. Eclectic Society ’ID. Y. W. C. A. 10. Senior Play ' 13. President Student Body ’Id. PHOEBE PRICK ITT—Outlook, Wash. “Here blend the ties that Strengthen our hearts In hours of grief.’ Secretary Student Body ’ll Crescent Literary Society 13. Senior Play ’13. BLANCHE MAKLEY—Port Townsend, Wash. “She makes life seem beautiful ami sweet By actions ever gentle and discreet.’ Senior Play ’13. HELEN NEWSTRUM—Ellcneburg, Waeh. ' I she nut mare than pnlntln£ can expwe . Or youthful port ranvy trhrn they love. Crescent Literary Society ’12 and ’l . Senior Play ' 13. MABEL WHITE—Everett, Waeh. Virturs of sweetest loveliness fall front Iter, noloclwi os the snow. Y. W. C. A. 13. Crencent Literary Society ’ 3. Treble Clef ' 12. Senior Play ' 13. WINIFRED C H ESN EV—Tacoma, Wash. “She has a common � n«e In a way that la uncommon.’ Croaconl Literary Society ' 13. Treble Clef 13 Y. W. C. A. 13. HELEN HUNT—North Yakima, Wash. •‘There la nothin Impossible to him who will try.” Flasket Ball 12 uul T3- VlCO-Pre . Taxima County Club. Sec. VW-Preo. Student Body 13. Eclectic IJterary Society 12. 28 MABEL HAYTON— Puyallup. Wash. “In virtue nothin : earthly can surpass her. Entered fror.i St. Cloud Normal. Minn. Minuet ’13. Crescent Literacy Society ’ll. Senior Play ' 3, EDNA BULLOCK—Tacoma. Want. Tboueht In deeper than nil speech. Feellnc deeper than all tbounht. Senior Play ' 13. T. TV. C. A. ’10. MARGARET JONES—Roslyn, Waah. It la well to think well; It I divine to act well. Crescent Literary Society ’13. Senior Play T3. LILLIE CARRITHERS—Centralis, Wash. Heart on her llpa. soul within her eves.’ Senior Play ’13. Crescent Literary Society ’� 3 and ’13. 29 CARLOTTA BENNETT—Seattle. Wash. Her voice is low. gentle and nwivt, an ex¬ cellent thinx in woman.” Treble Cief 12 und II. Kooltuo Staff ' 12. Minuet ' 13. Senior Play 13. King County club. Eclectic Literary Society ’12. QF.ACE BIGFORD—North Yakima. Wash. “Hum I what we take, character is what we give.” Eclectic literary Society ’IH. I Treble Clef ' Ofl and 13. Senior Play ’ll. Yakima County Club. VIRGINIA KASTERDAY—Tacoma, Wash. Nature was here so lavish In her store. That aho htwlowcd until she hud no more.” Treble Clef 12 und 13. Minuet ' II and Tt. Tivus. Junior Clasu ’12. Eclectic Literary Society ' 12. Montahoitia Club T3. Senior Play T3. Dorm. House President 12 . MARY RITCHIE—Palmer. Wash. Take time for deliberation; haste spoils everything.” Kooltuo Staff ' IS. Crencent Literary Society ' 12 and ' ll Senior Play 13. Treble Clef 11. ' 12 and 13. .10 CAROLYN KYES—Seattle, Wash. A Halit heart live Ion ' Basket Ball 10. Eclectic Biterary Society ' 10. President Kln r County ClulK Senior Play ' ll. URBA THOMAS—Grandview. Wash We are not here to play, to dream, to drift. We have hard work to do and loads to lift Member of Student Faculty 11 Crescent Literary Society ' ll LEWIS WILLIAMS—Chinook. Wash. “Wonderfully like Caeaar. Entered from M« Mlnnvllle College. Bee. Student Body 11. Pros. Crescent Literary Society ' ll. Member Literary Council ' ll. Glee Club 13. Senior Play 11. BLANCHE CHAMPLIN—Camas. Wash. Let us. then, he what we are and spopk what we think. Y. W. C. A. 10 and 13. Kooltuo Staff 10. Crescent Literary Society 10 and 11. Senior Play 18. 31 FRANCES WIT—Toppemsh. Wash, ‘A IkukIi Is worth a thonaand croon In any market. ' Treble Clef ' 11. ' 12 ami ’12. CrMeant Literary Socloty ' ll. ' 12 und 13 . Senior Play ' IS. Her. Student Dody ’ll and 12. First Vlec-Pre � , Student Body ' IJ. Pre� . Yakima County Club. MAUDE SANBORN—North Yakima, Wash. Modesty Is her greatest virtue. Trctxl Clef 12 and ' 13. Y. W. C. A. 12. Minuet ’13. Senior Play 13. Yakima County Club. ETHEL PRICE—Outlo ok. Wash. “Kind, gentle and modest; who could wish for more? Crescent Literary Society ' 12 and ' IS. Senior Play ' 11. ELEANOR COE— Hood Rivor. Ore. “Solid lore. whose virtue, can no more dlo than virtue Iteolf. V. W. C. A. 10 and ' IS. Crescent Literary Society 12. Senior Play 13. 32 1 MARTHA ROEHL—Auburn. Wash, Ready to work, ready to play. Heady to help whoever she may.” Kntrred from Whitman College ' ll. Treble Clef ' 13. Student Faculty r 1J. Senior Claw Treasurer ' 13. King County Club. Senior Flay r 18. LUELLA GROSS—North Yakima, Wa h. If any tittle word of mine can make a life the brighter—I’ll say It.” Crescent Literary Society ' IS and r 18. Y. W. a A. ' 12 and ' 13. Senior Flay 13. MABELLE YOCUM—. Hamburg. Wash. ”So dear la abe to all of ue, we can do naught but love her.” Crescent Literary Society ’13. Senior Play T3. ELLA McAFEE—Eliensburg, Wash. Joy and love and gludnees dwell here for¬ evermore.” Senior Play ‘13. Crescent IJterary Society 12. Treble Clef ’ll and 1 33 GLADYS PEAIRS—Wapato. Wash. Faithful to wortc. true to rrlcnds; It is thus we always find her. President Student Body U V. W. C. A. ' ll, Yakima County Club. Crescent Lltsrary Society ' ll. Senior Play ' ll. MAUDE BLAKE—Camas, Wash. Queen of the ronebud garden of girts. Sec. and Treos. Crescent Literary Soci¬ ety ' ll. Basket Ball ' ll. Student Faculty ’ll. Senior Play ' ll. MARY BEVILACQUA—Roslyn, Wash. “She Is a radiating focus of (rood will. Crescem Literary Society ' 10 and ' ll Senior Play ' ll. HELEN SMITH—Port Townsend, Wash. “A single sweetness In one sweet face. Pianist. Special Student. 34 MARGARET DAVIDSON—EUensburg, Wash. Beauty strikes the eye. but true worth wins the souL Minuet 13. Senior Play ' 13. Eclectic Literary Hoclety 13. FLORENCE CORBETT—Huntsville. Wash. “Youth and wisdom combined In one swet soul. Treble Clef ' 12 and 13. Senior Play ' 13. Y W. C. A. Cabinet ' 13. Crescent Literary Society 13 and 13 JEANETTE SLAUDT—Tacoma. Wash. 1 care not what the world may say. Or If it mork and Jeer ” President Montahoma Club. Y W. C. A. 12. Captain Bam? Ball Team 12. Dorm. House lTcaldent ' 13. Senior Play 13. LEOTA CRAIN—Tacoma, Wash. “The reason firm, the temperate will, •‘Endurance, foresight, strength and skill. Eclectic Literal Society li. Member of Literary Council 13. Y. W. C. A. ' 13. Montahoma Club. Senior Play 18. Kooltoo Staff ' 12. 35 EDITH WILDEN—Tacoma, Wash. She Is living a life of love, and bright with geme Is the crown. Senior piny ' IS. SILVA SMITH— Zlllah. Wash. Teaching at Cle Elum. HENRY GIBSON—Ellensburg, Wash. Teaching school near EllenBburg, ALICE CRIMP—Ellensburg, Wash. Teaching In Ellensburg City School. MARGARET CRIM—Ellensburg, Wash. Senior. HELEN CARRICK—North Yakima, Wash. Senior. 36 Mid-Year Graduates EVA SCOTT—North Yakima, Wash. For a sunny disposition And a warm heart boating true, For a smile that ' s always; ready Or a cheering word or two. lt a Eva. ' ' PRISCILLA LAFFERTY—Port Townsend. Wn. MARGUERITE MOHLER-North Yakima. Wn. Thing® don’t turn up In this world until somebody turns them up.” ADELINE MOLTKE—Kent. Wash. It I hotter to flnl.li hiUf of your Job tlmn A M « nd in n, ' d ' “• IndewL” to half finish the whole of It.” 37 Junior Class ' •And yet when all I thought and said. The hoart still overrules the head; Htlll What we hope wo must believe. And what is given us receive; Must still believe, for still we hope That in a world of larger scope, What here is faith fully begun Will be completed, not undone. ' EDNA PE AIRS— Dick I never dare to draw as funny as I can. CECILIA LEICK A rose with Its sweetest leaves yet unfolded. HAZEL WEEKS— Bud And when a lady ' s In the ca e. You know all other things give place, FRANCES BONNELL— Bonnie Silence and modesty are the best or¬ naments of woman. 48 ELMA WILSON—-Willie ”1 have r heart with room for every joy. KATHERINE MAXEY- ' Katie” And thoso about her. fTom her shall learn the perfect ways of honor.” ELMER DIXON—“Dick” “Here ' s metal more attractive.” DERNICE COTTON—“Mercy” “She Is always the same, quiet and happy.” FAITH BARTLETT — “Faithless” “A little nonsense now and then Is relished by the wisest men.” ELLEN MANSON—“Sunny” “Your hair Is of a rood color, an ex¬ cellent rolor; your chestnut was ever the only color.” HARRIET HARRIS—“Hattie” “Her modest looks a cottage might adorn. Swe t ns the primrose peeps beneath the thorn.” ARAL CHAPMAN—“Chappla.” Tve aome Ideas of my own. 39 NETTIE MOE—“Angsi A maiden after her own heart- ' AUDREY CHAPMAN—“Jane Tlw beet Of things are difficult to get ' CHESTER TURNER— Chet IiOrt! I wonder what fool It voj that first invented kissing. ' BERNICE COX—“Blk“ “Drink to me only with thine eyes. ALICE ANDERSON “Sweet as the dewy milk-white thorn. Dear a the raptuivd thrill of joy.” VERNA CAREY “We have been friends together. In sunshine and In s hade, LOIS MARTIN—“Louie “Of nil the girl that are so sweet. There ' s none like pretty Ixilfl. BLANCHE RODMAN- 1 “Roddy “draco was In all her step . hcwv«n In her oyo. In every gesture dignity and love. 40 CELIA U PH AM— Cissy • ' Anil liere or there, love follow tier In whom nil iracea and � wwi charities unite. ADDIE GARDENER Her soul was Ilka a tar. and dwelt apart. EUOOCIA BAIR— Doch I am well aware that I am the humblest person punc—let the other person be where they may. FRED P0YN8— Rube StlU the wonder grew, that one email head could carry ail he knew. DERNICE HOSFELT— Ber Her very frowns are fairer far. Than smiles of other maiden a are. LILAS CROSS— Dotty Dimples I shall stay young « long ft I possibly can. HELEN BULLOCK— Hadis It was n. pleasure to talk with her, HAZEL WALLACE— Wallie Nothing I n strong as gentleness. Nothing la so gentle « real strength. 41 DORA TE WES— Dory “A beautiful, blushing hrlilo for Home lucky man. MARTHA BURBANK “I think bojn arc Just horrid GRETCHEN 3CH IFER— Chsnnie “A gaot} face is a letter of rw ' ommcjwl- atlon as a food heart is a. latter of credit. ANNA WITTENBERG— Brevis’ Always doing. never done DELPHIA DIXON— Della” A bonny lass, I will confess. Is pleasant to the eye. BARBARA HOLLAND— Bab Where no ill Komi. ELSIE McCULLOU: H— Cullie Patience and gentleness is power. ALICE REMICK To those who know thee not. no words ran paint. And those who know thee know all words are faint. 42 ETHEL MclNNIS— Billie “Ah. fair In sooth was the maiden. FRANK BAKER— Bake ' I am monarch of all 1 survey. My right there la non to dispute. VEVA BENMAM— ' ’Butch And when once the young heart of u maiden ia stolen The maiden herself will ateal after It soon. ALICE BENNETT— Allle The girl that ' s worth while In the girl that can smile When everything goes dead wrong. ' JURET DROWN Mirth that lit but never burned; All thy blame to pity turned. Hatred thou hast never learned. NELLIE RENTSCHLER— Nell • ' Her air, her manners, all who aw admired. Courteous though coy, and gentle though retired. ELIZABETH DlXON-“Unit” Malden with the meek brown eyes. In whose orh« a shadow lies. Like the dusk In evening skies. ELISE BOUCHER Twas kind o ' kingdom-come to look on surh a hlossod croature.” SELMA NELSON— Solomon I am not one of those who do not be. Move in love at first sight, but 1 be¬ lieve In taking a second look. CLARA ROE—“Click “Maid of Easton e ' er we part Glva. Oh 8lve me buck my heart. GENEVIEVE DOVE— Oovey” Music and merriment, these are her delights, HAZEL BOYINGTON— Haile ••Here’S health to the lass with the merry gray eyes. CYNTHIA WARNER “f.et us have peace. PEARLE HENRY— Pearly Jusl tlie wee cot. the crickets chirr. 1-ove. anil the smiling face of her. MINNIE GORDON Her faults would make dim shadows ’ •I I YUMA PAULHAMUS— Polly A rosebud aet with little wilful thorns. CHARLES CHAMPIE Lay thee down now and rest. HAZEL WAITE My memory is the thine I forget with. IDA MARSHALL ‘Til paddle my own canoe. HILDA BRUNN— Bunnle “To � «•« her Is to love her And love her but forever. BESSIE YOUNGS— Bess What thou wilt thou shell rather enforce with thy smile than hew to It with thy sword. LEAS CORNELL- Liza Oh ye who teach the ingenious youth or nations. I pray ye flu them on nil occasions. It mends their morals, never mind the pain. MILDRED CHAPMAN— Millie Oh! Goody! Fm going home. 45 ESTHER JOHNSON— Jonnie Her heart is as far from fraud as heaven from earth. MAMIE KIDD— Klddo “Ami whispering. ‘I will ne ' er oorauni, consented. FRANCES JENKINS— Jsnks The mildest manners und the gentlest heart. RUTH ECKERT— ECK “She Is pretty to walk with And witty to talk with And pleasant too, to think on. BLANCHE ABERCROMBIE— Crumby Liberty and union, now and forever, on© and indispensable. LEOLA DAMON Two heads are better than one. WILL TIERNEY— Bill Hall fellow, well nteL LORETTA HINCKLEY—“Retta “A merry heart doeth good like medicine. VERVIAN WAITE— Bird iet UodB. annihilate but time and space and make two lovers happy. LILY SWANSON— Swannle” Be good, sweet maid und let who will be clever. ANNA BELL— ' Annabel!© •The beam In her eye sheds brightness, beauty and Joy upon life In all Its phases. MARION CAMP— Mike Her stature Is Inversely proportional to her diligence. MARY HUNTLEY— Mike Bride In her heart, defiance In her eye. IRENE EACHUS— Eakle” And mistress of herself though China fall. JENNIE HEUSTIS True merit Is like a river, the deeper it la. the less noise it mnkts. ANNIE LUCAS I do not like this fooling. MAUDE POTTER I find no pleasure in vanity. PAULINE ROLLINOER But a majestic memory. W. B. HAWTHORNE— W. B.” But fate ordains that dearest friends must part.” ELSIE MATTERSON— Happy Jack How little does a smite cost. T ORA BURCH— Doad Cia ve au thors say and witty poets sing That wedlock ts a ulortou thin . 46 Sophomore Class IVOR STRUPPLER “HU heart kept goin pity pat. but Minnie ' s merit pity Ivor. PEARL ARSCOTT “Kuril one hie own trade; then would the rawi bo well eared for. ELAINE FELCH “Warrior ahe flree with animated eounde. Pours balm Into bleeding lovers’ wounds. ' GLADYS McFARLANE “How her flngvra went when they moved by note Through measure fine, aa she marched them o ' er The yielding plunk of the Ivory floor. EMMA P. BUEGE “Look Around the habitable world, how few know their own good, or knomlng It, pursue. LAURA E. SHELTON Principle la ever my motto, no expediency. LYDIA BRONSON Her long loose looks doth lyke a golden mantle her attyre. LOUISE F. WATERS Ah. how good It feels! the hand of an old friend. GRACE TROFFER “He Is not always at ease who laughs. JEANETTE ROBINSON 1 V w1th V lheS” Pl,y f ° r PW ! 1 ' bcr u«. I think they carry their comfort about ELLA SERQ ••Three things are men most likely to be cheated In—a horse, a wlr and a wife. CLEOFA CHAM PI E My hopes are not always realised but I always hope. CELIA HILLIARD While I keep my senses I shall prefer nothing to a good friend. BESSIE WEVTHMAN The soft drops of rain pierce the hard marble. Many strokes overhrow the tallest oak. CLAUDE WATKINS “He that can ' t live upon love needs to die in a ditch, ANITA TALBERT “Dark eyes—eternal soul of pride! Deep life In all that ' s true! ELSIE SMITH ' of ' a’tune! Ul “ t ' 8 ‘ n,lmrntall)r - 1 m disposed to harmony, but originally I am Incapable BERNICE DOUST The rule of my life Is to make business a pleasure, and pleasure my business. BERTHA WILLS True Wit is nature to advantage dress ' d. Vt hat oft was thoughL but ne ' er so well expressed. GEORGE CHAMPIE I um no orator, as ttrutug Is; But as you know me all. a plain blunt man. 47 Freshmen Class CLASS TEACHERS Mint!) Wilson Mr. Mehner MOTTO: To the star through difficulties. TELL: “Kicker. Chicker, Ricker Chicker, Ricker. Chicker. Rah! 19 16 Rah ' Rah! Rah! When you ' re toolin ' In the library ' An havin ' lota o ' fun A laughin ' an ' a-sibberin’ As if your time had come. You ' d better watch your courses. An ' keep kinder lookin ' out, ' Er the librarian ‘11 get you Ef you don ' t watch out. Freshmen Class Prophecy MARCH KRITK BUCHANAN A celebrated suffragette, who has aspirations of being the first lady president in the United States. LILLIAN TAVLOR Leader of a suffragette pilgrimuge from Ellensburg to Washington. D. C.. and a man hatert ?) MARIE INGALLS Head of the Latin department at Yale. ROSALIA UKBELACKKR First lady governor of Washington. INEZ ROERING A celebrated pianist, touring in Europe. LYDIA BRONSON A school teacher and inventor of a spanking mac hine. CECIL COON A prim, sedate school ma ' am. GLADYS WHIRDEN A living example of “Laugh and grow fat. NELLIE LONG A newspaper reporter. AMANDA SLAYTON A writer of love stories, and signing herself, A. M. Slayton. ERIT1I McMUKlIY Aspiring to be an actress. HENSON UCHIKATA The first president of the Japanese Republic. MAY MAXWELL By choice a grouch, but by necessity an Old Maid. 49 50 Training School The Normal Training School, which was erected in 1908. is a three-story brick structure situated on the northwest, corner of the Normal campus. Great care is being taken of this portion of the campus Trees are being planted and the lawn grass is now approaching the limit of harmony and beauty. The building proper is divided Into four separ¬ ate departments. On the upper floor there are at present live grades, from the fifth to the tenth, the tenth grade being very recently transferred to the Normal propr. This floor is supervised by Mr. Dallas, principal of tile training school. Miss Grupe, who is the grammar grade super¬ visor, and Miss Frances Smith, who as assistant deserves much credit for the good work she is doing. On the second floor are the first four grades. This floor Is supervised by Miss Hath lloffmHii. who is known the state over for her capability and good Judgment. She Ik assisted bv the model teachers, Miss Edith Ringer and Miss Sabelwlt . Visit¬ ors to this floor are surprised by the quality of work done by the children under their capable supervision, hand work, clay modeling, weaving, water color work and the quarter ' s coping-saw work are very Interesting. On the first floor are the kindergarten and Normal Training shop. The Kinder garten is directed by Miss Clara Meisner and is said by many to be one of the best courses of its kind offered in the state. In fact it is the only Normal Kindergarten Training School of the state. The work in this department has been exceptionally good this year, owing to the fact that people are awakening to the necessity of Kindergarten training. The hand work done has been very good. Plays and games have also been developed to a greater extent than ever before. The Mothers ' Club organized in connection with this department and which holds gome of Its meetings in the kindergarten rooms, has been doing an Immense amount of good in the matter of aid to the good of the kindergarten. One of the things done by this club was to raise money and purchase good, interesting and helpful books for mothers. These books were donated to the public library, where they will be of use to the greatest number of mothers. Last, but by no means least, we come to the department which is considered by many to be the best department in the Normal course. This is the Manual Training department, where the boys and girlB of the Training school as well as the Normal students are taught the correct method of meeting real problems In lire, also the relation of other subjects to manual training. No other course in any school shows the student to the same degree the real reason and necessity for studying all branch¬ es of mathematics, art and so on. The shop is well equipped with lathes, band saw circular saw and sixteen full sets of bench tools, mechanical drawing instruments, etc. Prof. J. H. Whitney is head of this department and is considered one of the best manual training instructors in the state. The grades are divided into classes which are taught by the Juniors and Seniors of the Normal. Under the careful supervision afforded in the Training school the work of the student teachers is very pleasant and profitable and the pupils have the benefit of lessons more carefully prepared by the teachers than they perhaps would be, were the teachers themselves not students. The training school Is Indeed a busy workshop and although every Junior teacher 1 b slightly nervous when beginning his (or her) teaching, and notwithstanding the fact that the Junior teachers are a serious, solemn-eyed class for the first week after the assignments have been made, they soon grow to like the work very much and leave the Normal with happier anticipations for their future rvork on account of the opportunities offered by the Normal Training School. 51 52 Tenth Grade CLASS OFFICERS President— Fawn Cameron Secretary-Treasurer- Ester Bratcher CLASS COLORS Silver and Alice Blue. CLASS MOTTO ■ ' Find a Way or Make One.” CLASS FLOWER Chrysanthemum. We have not wings, we cannot soar. But we have feet to scale and climb By slow degrees, by more and more The cloudy summits of our time, The heights by great men reached and kept Were not attained by sudden flight. But they, while their companions slept. Were toiling upward In the night. 63 Alumni Should mild acquaintance be forgot. And never brought to mind; Should auld acquaintance be forgot. And the friends of auld lang syne For auld lang syne we read tonight For auld lang syne To read the things our echoolm ates do Your auld schoolmates and mine.” .Many of our alumni have gone on to schools of higher education and are now pre¬ pared for more advanced work ami we are glad to remember them this year In our annual: •Miss Mary Williams of the ' 07 Class graduates this year from the Home Econom¬ ies course at Pullman; Stanley Wilson of 08 Is again at the U. of W. in Seattle; Edith Still of ' ll, is a student in the University of Oregon at Eugene. Newton Menton of ' OH has been admitted to the bar and is now practicing law in Ellensburg. Frank Karrer of ' 08 is superintendent of schools in Nome. Alaska; Frank T. Wil¬ son of ' 08 is teaching in Dumanjug, Phillipfne Islands; Lucile Wilson of ' 09 is teach¬ ing in the high school at Nome. N. L. Gardiner of the class of 1892, is the head of the Botany department of the University of California. Alberta McDonald of 1899 is teaching English in the Tacoma high school and Nettle Galbraith of I89G la principal of St. Paul’s School Tor Girls in Walla Walla. We ttnd Rose Clerf, Hope Coy and Eva Jones of the ' ll) class teaching at Top- penish; Bernice Dahl of the same class, teaching in Seattle and Byrl Mathews in the Ellensburg city school . Helen Bryant. Bertha Eidson and Adeln Hauley, Grace Parrish and LeRoy Rogers of the ' 19 class and Louis Trempe of the ' ll class are teaching in Tacoma. George Gwin of the ' 10 class, who Is principal in Colfax Wash., writes In part, “In looking over the lists of names of the members of the W. S. N. 8., I was pieased to see so many of my old friends there; the tendency to forget in the rustle of the world is checked and school days and friendB are brought near again. Opportunities for pleasure and profit have not been lacking here. Besides my one hundred and forty-live boys and girls to keep me a little busv. I have a chance lo indulge in gym, manual training and orchestra work and then I must mention a glance at the motive powers in politics, which were given me. There is something about the bigness of this Palouse country that appeals to one, but. even here people have little trials, school teachers not excepted But then with myself I always blame number one’ when possible, and when talking to others find it is an excellent plan to always— TELL TIIK ItKST. It is not much use to grumble. To grouch, whine or complain: People don ' t care for your trouble The world goes on just the same. Your work may be hard or faulty. Your friends may not seem true. You might make a hard luck story Of everything you do. Give words of hope and pleasure, They ' ll make your neighbor glad. You, too. will catch the spirit, You cannot then be sad. Then let us hear your cheerful thoughts The best things that you know That will make the world Beem brighter. Everywhere you go. Lee McManus of the ’ll class after receiving the circulating letter, which the members of his class are writing, sent us the following clipping: “All the class of I 11 are teaching but four, counting our mascot, Leslie Raymond Klemme, who Is still at the borne of his parents in Ellensburg. Two of the class are attending schools of higher learning: one has fallen from the teaching profession and is clerk in the Ellensburg National Bank. Two of the class are teaching out of the state and three of them are teaching in high schools. The members of the ' 12 Class answer roll call from the points where they are leaching, as follows: Emma Allard, Tacoma, Wash. ’12 and ' 13. Ruth Hartholet, Adna, Wash., ’12 and ' 13. Lela Bloom, Union, Ore. Susie Core, Tracyton, Wash. lieFore Cramblltt, Montesano, Wash. Louis Crosier, Ellensburg, Wash. Cora Forbes. Puyallup, Wash. Lillie Garvey, Toppenish, Wash. Myrtle Gleason. Central Point, Ore. Marguerite Hawes. Lake View. Wash. Edythe Henry ' . Tacoma, Wash. Mary Heraly, South Cle Blum, Wash. Athel Hill, Central School, Tacoma. Anna Hinckley, Hillhurat. Wash. Joe Hodg es, Longfellow School, Spok¬ ane. Eva Jones, Franklin School, Tacoma. Eda Llsee. Port Angeleg. Eva Munson, Zilluh, Wash. Ida Murphy, Whitefish. Montana. Clarice Palmer, Roslyn. Isabelle Pratt, Tacoma. Annette Rehmke, Duvall. Wash. Mary Reid. Flett School, Tacoma. Cheater Robinson. Enumclaw. Mary Rust, Boise, Idaho. Josle Marshall, Eltopia, Wash. Otto Selle, Ellensburg. Lillian Smith. Ellensburg. Eunice Stakemiller, Port Angeles, Wash Harriet Stewart. Sunnyside, Wash. Stella Wagness, Chelan, Wash. Glow Williams, Tracyton, Wash. Iris Wir h, Chehalls, Wash. Our Library Taken from the standpoint of the dealer In books the W. S. X. S. library would be considered a One collection of books, of (treat pecuniary value; taken from the standpoint of the casual observer, the library Is a well ordered, pleasant place for study, but taken from the standpoint or the student It Is a place for communion with a great number of intimate friends, who from their wealth of experience are able to help whosoever will come to them, to live broader and richer lives. We, aB students of the W. S .N. 8. are privileged characters in the three large sunny rooms of the Normal library, and are glad to say that many of the most pleas¬ ant hours of our school life have been spent there. That this feellnx has been manifested through years past Is shown by the gifts which have been presented to the library by the outgoing classes. Upon entering the tlrst room the attention is caught by the Flying Mercury, presented by the class of 1907. the Diana given to the library by the class of 1901 and the two beautiful pic¬ tures. The Flight of Mercury and Hargeant ' s Prophets. The pedestal upon which the Mercury formerly stood is occupied by the large Boston fern In the third library room. It was the class of 1903 which presented the bronze bust of McKinley and another class the beautiful Aurora hanging above it. These are gifts from the friends who have gone from the school lo the friends who come from year to year, and the library Is made dearer to us and richer In its ii ■ iii-r., ' -. ii ii,; i 11c -«-n11- it.v next year we hope to ass tht L mo ■ Memorial Tal - let, presented by the class of 1912. also In the library. It is to have a promin¬ ent place in the second library room. During the past school year the library lias been used more extensively Ilian in any other year. It is a tilting haunt for genius, and a more pleasant place to study could hardly be Imagined. While we do indeed appreciate the opportunities Tor reading and res earch work, which we have at our hand now, and understand what It means lo us, we will never i M it truly until we are away from it and feel the lack of it. as we are most or us sure to do sooner or later. Here we are able to become familiar with the great minds of the past and the present and broaden our education by study of their works. And not only this, but we are able to keep up with the march of events, as the library receives the publica¬ tions of alt the best current magazines. 56 We are glad not only that we have had the privilege of associating with such a u , number of distinguished friends, but that the classes which shall come after ua will have the same privileges which have been accorded to us. Bv the time this book comes into your hands another staff will have passed in¬ to the realms of has-beens The happy faces and great hopes of the slalf will have been deepened into richer, wiser experience . The publication of a creditable Normal school paper has been a matter of earnest consideration by the Junior classes since they began the publication of a Year Rook In 1906 With every year the support of the student has made It possible to continue the year book aimed to give the students not only a happy reminder of the days spent in the Normal but also a memorial of the buildings and the friends made there As the school grows so should the school paper. Here you may find a Tew sug¬ gestions as to how that growth may be accomplished. It has always been the pleasure of the students of the Junior class to have the honor of publishing the annual, but, each year, the majority or the Juniors who come into the Normal are from other schools, and very few If any, have had any experience In publishing a school paper. Besides the Koolluo Is the school paper and In order 11 grow and he an honor to the school, it must advance as the school progresses, thus needing the combined efforts and xupport of every student in the school. Nine tenths of the people do not know who publishes the book. To be sore we must have a lender, a strong capable manager: he or she might be chosen from the under classmen to work with the business manager and the editor for one year, thus gaining some working knowledge of the book, and then succeed them In the managing or the book, again choosing associates from under classmen sure to be in school the next year. It Is too much for the Junior class alone to work up a book that they and the school may be proud of. and at the same time to do justice to the required work of the course, which needs all the time, as physical culture teaches, that any st a deni should give to study. Again the Junior class has always given a class play for the benefit of the book and this also take up much time. Ye , the Junior classes of the past six year have put out a good book despite the rush for time, but who can say but that they might have had an even better book had the student body published it the same year. That the work would have been more evenly distributed none cun doubt. The Juniors, ss I have said, are largely strangers to the school -choose for next vear ' s business manager someone who lias had some experience with the book before and draw your assistants from the Sophomores and Freshmen, even from the Seniors as well as from the Juniors, and from year to year you will have capable people com¬ ing on to publish your annual Have the whole staff elected early: have someone chosen the year before if pos¬ sible, whose busines it will be to write up and hand in all the social happening from the verv first of the year; then and then only will they be written up In a way to really do justice to the many affair Ihul are given every year for the new ' students. Have your advertising manager elected so that he can arrange to get some out or lown ads, with your help, from you home town during Christmas vacation, Take for Instance Pierce and Yakima counties, with thirty or rorty students from each of them; we have not an ad from either of them, simply because they had over run their ad money by the time we asked them. Why may net the Student Association publish the book? The Student Associa¬ tion has funds that might well he used for this purpose. Get to work and revise the constitution, give the Student Association something to do. Why not boost the school with a good, intelligent, growing book? The membera of the Junior class feel that a special word of thanks la due to those of the Treble Clef and Glee Club who are member of other classes, for their work in the operetta “The Captain of Plymouth. Many students in the different classes have elected Treble Clef or Glee Club as a part of their regular course. While preparing to present the operetta it was necessary to spend many hours outside of the regular class periods in rehearsing. At the rehearsals Seniors, Sophomores and Freshmen have been present and the Juniors wish them to feel that their assistance In making the operetta a success is fully appreciated. Hut they alone could not have made the operetta a success: the untiring efforts of Miss Knsle who had charge of all the music, Miss Hutchinson as she directed and smoothed down the rough places and of Miss Margaret Davidson in her work on the dances, cannot he recalled without at the same time expressing to them our deepest gratitude for their most efficient work. 57 A Brain Storm In the spring a young man ' s fancy Lightly turns to thoughts of love.” This quota)inn we remember every year. In the spring a livelier Iris Comes upon the burnished dove. ' Tls a signal of the season that is dear. Of the port who has rhymed this We should like to ask the reason Why his fancy wouldn ' t turn as well At any other season. What about a winter evening When night steals o ' er the lea And the cheeriest place In all the house By the fire seems to be. And he draws his chair up closer Where the red flames leap and dart And you think his eyes are fastened On the fire ' s glowing heart. Bui he sees a pretty maiden With laughing eyes of grey And his mind and heart are with her Though she ' s many miles a ' r� v. We would think this young man ' s fancy Were a most unusual thing IT It didn ' t turn as quickly now As any day in spring. Or perhaps tla a summer evening. And afar in the western skies The beautiful tints of rose and gold Have faded, alas, and died. But the stars have peeped out slowly And the soft fuir moon, hangs low. And the swift canoe on the water ' s blue Is the lovliest place to go. Out over the glittering moonbeams ' path The paddles dip and swing And life Is joy and Joy is love And sorrows take to their wings. 11 may be the fault of the maid demure. But his fancy has turned again. I ' m sure. The golden gleam that tints the world To even the smallest leaf: The scarlet vines, and the azure sky. And the golden garnered sheaf. Seem a fitting end to the summer’s song. Where autumn ' s chariot swept along And scattered with ever lavish hand Her wealth of harvest over the land. It is perfectly right he should go for a Btroll To the i hestnut grove that tops the knoll; But can you tell me how he knew the moment When she would be there too? Yes, his fancy may be a fickle thing, But it turned Just as well as It did last spring. —B.X.A. 58 She (Joeth Forth to Teach By Clarissa Smith II was the first day of September and they were standing on the platform of the depot at Ellensburg. saying farewell. Normal days were behind them; a life certifi¬ cate abend. “Oh Peggy! I am tired with enthusiasm. Hardly can I wait for the days to pngs before I can begin my life WORK. I am so thankful that I can be the humble means of helping those dear children of the desert. So spake fluffy-haired, brown-eyed Rosalie. “All I hope is that, you learn enough to come down off your high ideals before the directors of your field of labors tire you. Peggy! I hope you get married 1 e-fore you gel a chance to teach. I do. You would bang a dead weight against those of the profession who are trying to elevate and truly educate the coming men and women.” “Now don ' t go off on another ethorial flight, here comes the train and you must be on prosaic earth to take the same prosaic train to a prosaic town In the aage brush. By the way, have you got your prosaic ticket? Rosalie shot a reproachful glance at Peggy who glared back for a second, then seized Rosalie and kissed her affectionately just as the train pulled in. You ' re a lit¬ tle goose.” she said, but I love you Just the same. Goodbye. Rosalie was on her way to her life work. She had stopped over a day to visit Peggy, who had been her room-mate at Normal, and was now speeding again on her way. Peggy Is a dear, but she Is no reformer, thought Kosalie as she took the latest N.E.A. report from her handbag and opened a box of cnndy. To think, that after two years of normal training, she insists on using a text book to teach history. Then with the N. E. A. report propped In front of her. she gazed absently at the flying land, scape and—dreamed. The next Monday morning found Rosalie at her desk in the one room of a tiny tural school house. She had placed clean scrim curtains at the windows and on the sill were three young geranium sprouts, beginning life for themselves In pots. Ros¬ alie was about to leach interest to four eighth graders The other twelve pupils, representing the other seven grades were listening Intently but more or less noisily. Rosalie had made a lesson plan. The emphaisis should be placed upon the class of problems that are more likely to arise In business, she had read from her note book of Methods in Arithmetic. Very well. That Is Just what she would do, and by much questioning of her landlady she had a few statistics with which to begin. So today, she led up to her problem, “If John gives Helen his book to use during the recitation and Helen give It back to John at the end of the recitation, what do we say John does? The answer being satisfactorily given In a booming chorus. Rosalie proceeded. “Would Helen pay John for the use of the book?” NO! vociferously from the class. .. . Encouraged i«o a!ie now came to the point. -Hut suppose John ' , father lend of the money! ,h ° U “ d ,l0 ' lar3 Wl “ fa « “NO! from John. How many agree with John? asked RoBalie. thinking of Miss Grupe as she had said, “Do not let one ehild answer for all. Make each child responsible. All hands were raised but Helen’s. .. . Max? ” Btl| l persisted Rosalie, again mentally quoting from MIbs Grupe Make the child give a reason Tor his answer. “Cause, Helen ' s old man wouldn ' t pay a durned rent, was Max ' s reply up sprung Helen and planted n grimy little flst on the end of Max ' s rather prom¬ inent nose, and then hurled herself on the floor, where she wailed with heartbroken rervor Rosalie acted with general-likc promptitude, though she hadn ' t time to consult a note book. Max was sent from the room, the class to their seats. Helen was raised rrom her prone position, and with great strength of persuasion Rosalie stopped her wild sobbing Going home that night. Rosalie pondered. Where, oh where, had she made her mistake. Tor she considered her lesson n failure. Upon reaching her room she pulled °“ l r ' ja hl,r note booka and went thro Sl � I ® on® on methods of arithmetic All she had done was orthodox and sanctioned by that note book She read the other note books, o ne after the other ami could not find wherein she had fallen rrom the Normal standard. At | aB she raised a flushed and triumphant face, her eyes burned with firm re- sobe. in her education book she had found her error. Make it a point to know bo “ eB and parents of the pupils. Rosalie rose and pushed hack her hair which i ™. ;«■£“ • a k “ w • «“ ■« « •■. • «� ■ � « «—� Rosalie went to the ' phone, and directly she knew one of Helen ' s parentB The J. ™ of p _f ace hopped off the wire with singed claws as Helen ' s papa gave Rosalie in Max of Ms 1 ' ! r,,r 7 hl , B “Pinion of Rosalie, of schools, of college girls ' of w ' hb-’h RomUo h V T ; s ho .° boan,B ' Intelligence with occasionally a word to he ear dazodlv .M� l , t k d npver heard directly. Rosalie held the receiver par - dazp ‘ - wishing Tor her oral expression note book, that she might classify s P he kT e w tb or� Hon Ph , 8 ° ,orth: f ° r ' trainPd ora) ' expression as she was. sne know this oration to be true art, expression from within outward I... ,1 ' , en pttpa pau d for � reply and got none, be yelled a monstrous ' HeW nto the telephone Rosalie absently answered Yes. Mr. Comstock 1 11 think about It. hung up the receiver and once more wearily looked through her note books Rho tlcal m«thod f0rCed ' ° the re n on ‘ h,t ah u,d ot .rUbmeUc by°the p£S ' ' 2 ' attention assiduously to nature study, music and art 1 t-v? at , st cou d an,J mUBt b taught a la note bonk es s a-rs sSliP-wSSSS a nT rr U “ ror a book Snuitto no ' t ' c hook W ° U,d board NoyolTng“ ‘T . “ ,f ' d ° ,he Bfh “ ' at the sight ofa fly “hey said ° ° M ' ho ° l ° fopl irl � hat threw a flt 60 bachelor, perhaps was blaaeil In his judgment by the flufly hair and brown eyes of Rosalie. His note of consolation was given as he escorted Rosalie home from the board meeting. Oh well. 1 don ' t think you ' ll get your walking papers, ft is hard to get a new teacher nt this time of the year. To which Rosalie murmured, “Thanks, School days passed on. Rosalie had eliminated note books on Arithmetic. Nature Study. Music and Art. Once, In vengerul and homesick mood. Bhe determined to send them to Peggy, but she didn ' t. She tried to rule the school by love and tried to teach courtesy. The patrons of the school smiled or swore at her vagaries and her note books, which wasn ' t ns they had learned,” but always they said. 1 ' spose Its what she learned at Normal. The climax came, as climaxes have a habit of doing. Rosalie had heard Cora Mel Patten speak of the Drama league. She had kept notes: she had them in a note hook. Enthusiasm again fired her soul. The drama would do for these people what she had failed to do. So Rosalie Bent for a suitable drama and began collecting a wardrobe. The drama came: parts were assigned and practice began. Contrary to the note book, the children DIDN ' T forget themselves, not for a minute. They were as self-conscious and awkward as the faculty on Students ' Day. They didn ' t interpret the lines. They faithfully committed them and recited them as they would the multiplcation table or the Apostles ' Creed Rosalie studied her note book and followed Its adviee as best she could, with but poor success. The little actors were as graceful and spontaneous as wooden Indians. Rosalie began to feel a sullen determination. She WOULD put that play through, and she did. She Invited the patrons, who came and stared solemnly throughout the perfor¬ mance. Occasional comments were heard: That’s Jakey Bethel with Old Lady Jenks’ sunbonnet,” or That girl with the plaid shawl Is Haxel Zirnp. The main interest of the evening seemed to he the identifying of the olive branches and the raiment of the various families. For all the world, thought Rosalie afterward, as If they had been In a morgue. The children slaughtered the drama. An airy Tairy giggled as she touched (?) a beggar with her wand and the beggar extemporaneously and audibly responded, Don ' t poke so hard, you durned little Swede.” Rosalie afterward said that was the only true expressing of the whole drama. When It was over, the patrons filed out. None said they had enjoyed the evening; none even spoke to Rosalie as she stood by the rude stage with defiance la her eye. As the farmers drove their wagons up to the door and their families clambered in. Rosalie could bear their comments. She’s a purty little girl alright, calmly, but I ' spose this is what she learned at the normal, —pityingly That last phrase! How many times had she heard it spoken? Rosalie turned to find Stephen Stephenson preparing to lock up the school house. Rosalie liked Stephen for lie appreciated her theories. If not her works. It was a mighty good show, lie said, I’d like to be where I could see something like that a little oftener. I ' m glad we di¬ rectors had sense enough at last to hire a normal girl. You’re the first we’ve had, vou know. Then Rosalie flared out. She talked for five minutes at such a rapid rate of speed that Stephen first stared and then laughed aloud. In the discourse he learned that Rosalie ' s ideals hadn ' t changed nnd never would, but that the people of this dis¬ trict were heathens and always would be. Note books and drama leagues were fine, but these people couldn ' t appreciate them. Stephen was the only one with a glimmer of sense or conscience or humanity or anything else that people are popularly supposed to be fitted out with. And most emph tie of all. Rosalie wouldn ' t teach that school another day If she was to be hung for quitting. When the sound of Rosalie ' s voice no longer was heard, Stephen remarked Then you ' re going to Tcslgn as teacher. Do I get you? And Rosalie blushed as she unwittingly spoke the first slang of her esthetic life You get me, Steve.” A Bright Idea „ , he ear !L a e tr, ° ed wlth a 6011 ll«le Click aud Keturah ran ouicklv ..n th a gravelled walk to the cool, green-latticed porch and deposited tier suit case with a re- VnH ?iw � ' P She ,! 0 °.v ed r “ e,ul y at the dust on 1 ' r linen skirt and small neat shoes ft? ■� nvl 10 omen t thought, slipped the suitcase under the heavy Virginia creeper ss aa u sssa; - ' Ssrs Wafa™ tasr s twsjsi “ SSV xsxw.. - m£A 2 SW SK ££-“ — Blow tfck- lTVlcl C , L‘.i ? Ut,ered fr , om ‘ h « °� n window and she could hear the i-dded. ' hut she ' ll never miss them � n a .? ' !sf. 0 s ° A n ■ • ,eaB • be Id and as she sat on the wide sill beside s curtatn fluttered behind her planted firmly on Ann ' s .potle« UUhen Uble Wr ‘ niU “- with h r dusty shoes Proving diSnlfled P ° B lon Bhe ,lrew a deep breath and regarded the kitchen ap- here before— Khe 068,7 Wonder if 1 «°«ld ever do it But I ' ve got to get down from T Assistsz‘V’£tX££s. n “‘■tJzrr. n 1S zrj 3£“ti SSAT T X , It hasn ' t been three Besides � , i llr i f Iean fl e minutes if I could, and coffee percenter and ’m sure «Sl d «S 2 ??. I ' S? ‘ bowl of « •“•� «“ -� d a did you come from and what under r 1 t 1 hem 8trewn “found. Where expect you til! morning h the other p ple - y ° U d °‘ nK P tt ? We didn ' t didn ' t ’ 00 I d dl F ' r SrfcSly ma?v ou 0 rah Ex r | 2 tc! me ' We?l°°f““hw ° ssgssg - � • •«- k r jss™: s:s. � . -� aws as: 62 elope, which he handed to Keturah. “I guess jour? didn ' t get mailed with the others 1 forgot it, he explained, but ita all right now, you ' re here. ALL RIGHT, she echoed, I should say It WASN ' T all right. Why, Rupert, the clothes I brought! Gingham dresses and a sunbonnet, at one of Mrs. Rupert Ash¬ land ' s country-house parties! Wouldn ' t that sound delightful? Rupert, I ' m going home.” Quitter, he teased, and thought what a charming picture she made as she sat perched in the window. Who ever heard of you retreating, before, and besides you can wear Ann ' s gowns. Ann ' s gowns! she almost shrieked. “Why she is fat. Fat is she? he said, grasping her arm; No. No. she hastened to say. 1 didn ' t mean rat. Let go of me. Rupert, and Tor the sake of all I ' ve done for you let me down from here before 1 fall. I ' m not a quitter. I ' ll stay here lr I have to sleep with the cook or in the garret. Well, how did you happen to strike this time anyway? he asked as he helped her to the Boor, It’s a good thing the cook has her afternoon off. She la whal Mrs. Grenfield would call untutahed, ' and she might have been after you with the butcher knife. • I was getting away from somebody—I mean something, she said, as she noted the twinkle In his eyes, And as for Mrs. Ureniield ' s cooks, she certainly has an un- tutahed ' one now. I was over there the other day and there was the queerest odor in the hall and small whiffs even came into the ' pahlah. ' Mrs. Grenfleld said she had a new cook ami she supposed she was preparing something. I said, yes. I supposed she was, and she said she would go and see what it was. I followed here at a safe distance and peeked in when she opened the door to Maggie ' s sanctuary. Rupert, guess, it was liver and garlic. Garlic mind you. not plain onions. Mrs. Grenfleld put on her most Imposing air and aahl ' Maggie, I cawnt stand such odahs. What are you doing?’ Maggie glanced at her and put her hands, palms upward, on her hips and said haughtily. ' I guess I eats what pleases me Missis,’ Then she turned and gave her supper several vigorous stirs with a huge spoon and we fled.” Rupert chuckled appreciatively, Mrs. Grenfleld and garlic, Oh my! Kiltv there ' s Ann. Keturah ran through the door he had left open and commanded him to close It behind her. He hastened to do her bidding and stood with Ills back to it as his wife came in She tossed him a yellow Held daisy and said, “Why guardesl thou that door Sir Rupert? And. Rupert, what have you shut In It?” Rupert glam ed guiltily at the door where a generous portion of Keturah ' s shirt was caught, and seeing the game was up, swung it back and said, with a dramatic ges- ture, Thy sister. Keturah had tried in vain to pull herself free and was Btlll trying when the sud¬ den release of her Bklrt sent her head first in a heap on the floor. She shook her fist at Rupert after he had helped her gain her feet and something of her dignity and for a moment mirth held full sway. It was Ketty, herself, who commanded the situation to her own satisfaction. She ret’uBed to go back to town for her dresses and she could not wear Ann ' s, so she plan¬ ned her campaign accordingly. She begged Ann to let her pose as the cook, but the cook, unfortunately had not given notice and Ann could never have trusted to Keturah’s skill as a cook, so that plan was necessarily discarded. She then announced her intentions of posing as a hired girl and for a subBtanllal backing, produced her suit case from the shelter of the vines and extracted therefrom several gingham dresses, and a pretty sunbonnet. The sunbonnet she discarded as being unworthy of such stress of circumstances and pounced upon an old one of Ann ' s. This was one of that variety composed partly of cloth but mostly of China tea matting, and when it was pulled down over her face Rupert declared that even her best friend wouldn ' t recognise hor. She declared that from its shelter she would watch the guests and have the best time that anvone ever had at a house party. Ann was somewhat dubious as to the outcome of such a scheme, but Keturah was enthusiastic enough for half a dozen people and over-ruled 63 1 nil of her sisters objection . She watched the arrival of the guest, from the seclus- lon of an arbor tbe next morning and met Ann � oon after with very red cheeks. Ann. she demanded, What ever made you invite Brlgg Herald here? . , A n pirke.d a email fuzzy caterpillar from the -leeve of her dre.e and atd under her breath. So that a the way the land lie ? She did not intend Keturah should hear hear it but the .poke louder than she had Intended. Keturah ' a eye .napped and she turned around and walked quickly away. Ann laughed heartily and called. “Goodbye. Mary Jane. ’. Andl ,ar} ' “ked a voice from the other door of tbe arbor. Ann turned quickiy and confronted the man In question. She was caught for a moment but quickiy regained her wit . “Come In Brigs, and have a seat, she .aid That Mary Jane is a very ungrateful hired girl of mine.” ln n,ant ov « r ootoethlns. he replied a. he watched Keturah striding toward the kitchen, digging her heel into the soft turf. “Oh, .lie 1 Ann answered, “She doe� n -t like to work for so many people. She is really quite lazy • . ha ' T B Joll t « ood crowd here this time. Madam Rupert •• he said after expert Tsee Keturah here. PrtVUe 1 - « ' � ' Xftl ' SZ - - — brou 1 left h?m S8 laU hed - thoueh hla fac waB «nder hi. tan. and in a few moment. Ann “■� « ' = ssvr £2 sssns tjsszs zisz . brighM ' dea ' niZ ,”u knowT rt ha,i , ' 11 ‘ hat a,ri ht When I have lie leaned over am! .aid oonfldentlallr to Karl J5 anda on his forehead, then bonnet Sue. Sunhonne, ® Where is Brlgg?” Ann asked a few momenta later. I want to see him. of hlm , ,0n ' t kn,, ' r ’ R “ Pert anawpred - “H. was headed for the orchard Ihe last 1 saw 64 Ann gasped, “Why Ketty went out there a few moment ago to eat eh aome fire (•lea. Of all the awful luck! The signal eode worked admirably. For Instance. Ann could not understand why j) r lgg should have such a desire to visit the kitchen when Rupert had just gone by singing “She can hake a cherry pie, quick as a cat can wink her eye. and of course there was no Information forthcoming. Again when Keturah announced that she thought she would try milking Rupert had passed Brigg, singing Where are you going my pretty maid? I ' m going a-mllk- Ing. sir, she said.” And Brigg was soon seen walking toward the stables. Keturah was in despair. The third evening she held a council of war with Ann. Ann, she said, I ' m either going home or else I ' ll join your mldgt at aome unexpect¬ ed hour. In all my gingham glory, I thought 1 would have some fun but It takes all H time l dodge that horrid old Brigg. No matter where I go he ia always coming around. I hate to think Rupert ia telling him where I start for all the time but 1 lust wonder what he ' s always singing for. I never kney him to sing so much. Did you notice yesterday when you were all going out to play tennis and I started for the arbor in the back yard that Rupert started singing. ’Now honey, you play in your own back yard ' ? And so I stayed in the kitchen and watched, and sure enough. Brigg saunter¬ ed towards the arbor. I ' ll try It tomorrow and If I still have to dodge I will not stand it any longer. I didn’t think Rupert could be so mean. Keturah was almost In tears and Ann laughed Mil she cried, but told Keturah that she only imagined it. and that she was Bure that Rupert could never think up any auch a plan. However, the next morning she was near when Hetty announced her intentions of helping the gardener to take some honey rrom the hives and, on follow¬ ing him out to the verandah where her guests were, she noticed him pass Brigg, hum¬ ming. When the bees are in the hive. She went back and warned Keturah and the rest of the morning Keturah did not go out of doors at all. Brigg was beginning to get nervous for in all the times he Had seen the author of his unrest, not once had lie gotten within speaking distance, md Keturah waa frankly cross and irritable, and Ann declared she could not stand living a Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Ilydc existence and entertaining two sots of guests at one time. On the afternoon of the day for Keturah ' a decision Rupert was obliged to go to town and Ann knew If anything was done she would have to do It. A ' tbough the af¬ ternoon was ideal and everyone else had gone to Ihe river to row. Brigg smoked on the verandah In moody silence, and Keturah sat in the kitchen with a huge pan of un- sliellcd peas in her lap The cook declared that she knew she would make herself sick If she ate any more of the green things and to get even Keturah threw peds at the cook ' s favorite cat till it retreated In dismay. Ann racked her brain for a plan of action and at last she. too. had a bright idea. The door of the kitchen opened and Ann entered carrying a large basket and a pair of clippers. “Ketty, Bhc said, don ' t you wunt to go to the east pasture and get me some lleld daisies? I want them to use on the table tonight, and I haven ' t n min- Dle to go after them. You know where il ev irt and I think if you will go you will have the nicest afternoon you have hRd here yet.” Keturah gladly took the basket and reached for her honnet. No, don ' t wear that, Ann Bald. You ' ll be safe now and I ' m tired of that old thing. She watched her as she went down through the orchard, swinging her basket, and said with a wicked little smile, Yes. I think you’ll have the very NICEST afternoon. Then she turned and went to the verandah. “Don ' t you want me to play for you, Brigg?” she asked, and before he could reply she said, I ' ll play one aong, but you muBt listen closely. Brigg tossed his cigar away and listened as Ann began, Dove, come with me. over the lea, down where the daisies grow.” By this lime Brigg was standing In the door. Do you know what you are doing? he asked. “Indeed I do. she said, east pasture.” She watched him as he hurried through the orchard the way Keturah had gone. Then she turned with a smile to pick up Rupert ' s riding stock as she said, I ' m afraid I won’t get many daisies after all. —X. Y. Z. 65 Dramatics The dramatic In.tinct I. a dominant factor In human life, the significance of which la only begin- n.ng to bo recognized by parent and educator . In childhood dramatic power can be easily directed Through the presentation of worthy plays the mental faculties are ijulckened and the social and spiritual life acquires genuine culture. Demo¬ cratic idoala are fostered by means of the drama and the child players gain a philosophy of life that means a truer adjustment of social values ” .ory of h™ orm«?. r0, ft conalated ' one hunth-sd anH ? hts- the following took the leading part f The CnntaiiTfMn 1 p M p,e of which as Lewi, Wllllanis. a c Mlt™ WsUtE te w JUlZ ; S, ?, Dd ?, h - or k � ow„ mined to wed the fair Priscilla i ftilds n... nderfully like Caesar, is deter- asks John Alden the diligent 1 ? , B J? nn He. too timid to make the proposal intercede for h . John L m love w .h PrT n ' .a “ Tom WIlESR of it for Miles Meanwhile rho T ,8 ? i,| a and coiLseijuenily makes a muddle .Chester Turner, e ea for Kn™ Iml kUw liT E,d girl, (Bernice Cotton) upon her ruin Una The 1 Merc T; nn early American the kiss to Erasmus whb Is his rill, , lh C ? pUlln demands that Mercy return .0 such a crime. MU nd Vastus “s rlgT weriVrank ' H ' a ' ' PU( “ � ' roaming through the woods, are suddenly aDack i nJ . 1 ! ,ak, ‘ r ' day. while uots. Wattawamui (Mr. Uchikaui ami his band nH J m V . ,Bn chief of « h e F«l- tu death. They are left tied over night amlXrtJ! ,° tree be horned ha. (Vervlan Waite) arrives or ' he . ne .o saye Vlt e. V ' ' au ‘ th, « r ' Katon- herself. for he promises solemnly lo make her )X wife fr h ? T . Pr i llla but for so and never ceases to love and pet him much m .1 a. ' S1 ? bl i t fr, ' e d him. She does termlned fellow and s.ill plans to wed ih“ falr X’llu Mlles U • de- Elder pronounces them nm n n and wiifJ , th ,, Indiai 0 p J ? lln BOrrow Jual before the � t leaxt for John, for the claims Tin Little Cantaiir™? Rgaln Mv e« the situation err but nevertheless the Elder gives PriscllU to . h r h OWn ; MUe � very an- marry. The Elder then commands that h , or 2, he , ' llwa}B wished her to wers that he Win give Pr. llia“tolot ™ n. M “ Squaws. Puritan Men and Va!den“mt! ‘I 6 Sold,ers ' s ® lors. Indian , by (he Junior Cass of the Normal “the 0 4 H .TpHM. “ J“ Me “ f y BiVe 4)6 67 We now gland back and give way to the Seniors, for whom play we are waiting hieh e «� na.£ £ a, n “? d We V P 8ay wlth “urmnce that It will be fully up m the 114,11 Mamlard of Sonlor piny in the Normal. ,™ 6 ?™ al I 18 ® ‘ hl “ - vwir nn excellent Lyceum CourBe. which students and towns people have enjoyed and profited by. ertoIr? e „f nr r,.g a , t ‘? C y :i Wft8 Tk , e Pe ' ,ows 0nlnd Opera Quartet, whose pleasing rep- fhStMawe audfe“£e ’ ‘ ' ' “ nd qUar,e ' 1 ' “ � ‘ ly � PPr� l« l by Ross Crane, the cartoonist and hig company. canvasses and crayons modeline mSsmIIm w ‘ ■ ' d w ... r ioiss sasist- , stt£ jsES rs!2.:°- s ' The fourth number was Strickland W, Gillian, humorist. “The best thine I ever m« .t D n« r J n a ’° U i t my WOrk that 1 didn,t write myself 1 was this. -Gillian ' s entertain¬ ment makes you love your children better, Ihut ' s worth working for. . Another very pleasant evening was afforded the friends of the Normal by Cora Mel Patten, literary interpreter, in her rendition of Arms and the Man. . , R ck those pianos out of your homes—put In a good range and teach voter up-to-date, snappy address of Dr. 0 a ' roads tae happiness. Ever were tried. There’s nane half sae sure. As ain ' s ane fireside. H will be conceded by many of the patrons of the Lvceum Course that the enter he ' cTAe ' ' M,l E vT at P amb ' e C f f rt l ’° u,| ,,nv wa9 “� most enjoy able n u mher of n comZe symuathv w w I ' n ‘ ,a,e “ - « on � ‘be audTencc how t h e Vh t srta I tut ra hnd a it I v a ted ' the I r an d ' l cut re C ° ' « r - ' ‘owed ConcertCompany. “ rane th ' “ ° f ,he Lrci ‘ um rour ’ e wa « he Roney ' s Boys °nly In dreams I ve listened to the music of the spheres And harps and songs of angels—the voice of happy tears, But pow my prisoned fancy has an earnest of their joys For 1 ve heard the earthly cherubs that are christened Roney ' s Boys. ' lows:™ 6 ' OU ™ f ° r ‘ he ““° n ° f I913 - 14 haa bwn � f™ M d for and will be . 9 f 0l . Hon. Champ Clark, Speaker of the Houae Lyceum ' puwJcaHon’. HUnU rU,t - Edl,or of ' Th Magaatnc. which is the oldest ptanlst° Ur ArUa ' C ° n “ r ‘ C ° mpany ' ronatati � P of violinist, baritone, soprano and 68 Montsville Flowers, dramatic Interpreter. Weuthewu male quartette. Montovllte Wood. Sclentltlc Lecturer, demonstrating the gyroscope, monorail, etc. Bohamir ICryl and Daughters. Kyrl la a world-famous cornetlet and hts daugh¬ ters are violinist and pianist. CYMBELINE. Presented by the Senior ClasB for Class Day, June 2, 1813. DRAMATIS PERSONAE BRITAIN ' S Cymbeline, (King of Britain!. .Grace Bigford cioten. ibis stepson!.Lewis William Leonalua Posthumu . (a British Noble). .Thomas Wiliams Pisanlo, (a faithful retainer of PoBthumus).ErneBt Carlson Uelnrlus. (an aged exiled Noble assuming the name of Morgan).Cora Middleton Gulderius, (called Polydore). Arviragus, (railed Cadlval). Supposed sons of Belarius. but stolen Bons of the King. . . .Virginia Easter day, Frances Wit Madun. la Noble)...Clara Berg Locrine, (a Noble).Mattie Black CornelluB, (a Physician). Leota Crain First British Officer ...... . Edna Bullock Second British Ofricer .Mabel Yocum Queen (second wife to Cymbeline).Camilla Scheibe Imogen, (Daughter of the King)..Mary Ritchie Helen, (her Lady! ....... .. . .Coldle Hoffnm Lillies of the Queen.. Henrietta Loba Florence Corbett Myrtie Whitehouse Eleanor Coe Lords of the Court.Carrie Hammond Margaret Miller Minnie Noble Guards.Helen Newstrum Jennie Wilson Blanche Makle.v Pages.Vrba Thomns Fannie Chase Dance of the Fauns Before Cymbeline ' a Court. Carlotta Bennett Vera Campbell Maud Sanborn Elisabeth Fletcher Mabel Harton Helen Hunt Helen Roberts BRITISH ARMY. rains Lucius (a Roman Generali ..Carolyn Kyes UchUlo. i a Homan Noble i.Blanche Champlln Pbilnrio, (a Roman Noble). ..Freda Thomsen Lewis, (a French Gentleman I.Hasel Bailey Flrat Roman Olhcer.Dora Peterson Second Roman Officer. .......... .Margaret Jones Captain.....Gladys Peairu Rnmsn Lords of the House of Philario.Edith V ltden Mabel White Lite)la Gross Marlon HolllnsheHd Roman Maidens Serving at the banquet. .Fannie Chase Grace Brown Mary Bevllaqua Urba Thomas Helen Ames Helen Ames Grecians Maidens, Dancers at the Banquet.Maude Blake Violet McMillan Martha Roohl Edith Martin Roman Army. 68 Cymbellne, the son of Theomautlus. the youngest son of Kind Lud, is reported to huve become King In the year of the world 3931. after the building of Home 728 and berore the birth of Christ 33, though authorities differ greatly as to the time He reigned over the Tribontea (Inhabiting Middlesex. Hertfordshire, Essex and adjacent parts), and was a powerful monarch: his capitol was called Comulodunum, the git- of which has not been ascertained, but has been supposed to be either Moldon or Col¬ chester. He reigned 35 years, leaving two sons, Guiderius and Arviragus. The only part of the drama that has any historical basis Is the demanding atm enforcing the Roman tribute. This Shakes pear derived rrom Hollnahed. who places the scene in the reign of Augustus. The domestic part of the King ' s action with all that relates to the Queen and Cloten, except the name or the latter. Is an Invention cl the poets: as is the part or Uelarius with the King ' s two sons. The main plot of the drama 1 the fabulous origin, the story, however, being used with the Poets customary freedom of enrichment and adaptation. Schlegll pmounces “Cymbeline. One of Shakespear ' s most wonderful com¬ positions. 70 s 8 aM £ K= s M 3 = 2 .=? =is 1= 2. T S =5 S § 5-3 3= • ? £ 5 3 . . ra = Go 1 ”! • i= a 2 . r O e « ? i rr 9 2 � • ' ' !• a � n ! e if!i!iil ? ;ilf SB� tS � � WX!i2 g SSSSCSZSSSSK 8 8 5 8 Iff 88? 8 ■ SO®3� CS§£S Z 2.?53=S5Sb-2 3 b 73?S ? 2 2 • OD O - S p ffgj - GO 4 § S � .. r � 5 § 3 SO ! • )� S TE.Ea®5 slffinii! rs � io s a S II 3 28 5 7 71 Students Day Students day was hailed this rear with great enthusiasm, the dav when the faculty are so busy making out our grades that they turn the school over into the hands of the students. About two weeks before students day we were looking for¬ ward to it. some of us with a keener interest because we had experienced it before: but not far behind in interest were the new students, as was shown when the elec- tlon was held on the Monday prevloum. T . , ' ° ,r Tal , l . 1 ' 1 6 wish of the students seemed to lie lo chooae members who most resembled the different members of the faculty, or could best take off their pattern, At last the day came and President Fred Poyns I Pres. Wilson ! allowed the as¬ sembly period which began at 8:30 to extend through the first period. At 8:30 Bharp the doors were closed and Miss Ida Marshall (Miss Enale). lead 8 which was played exceptionally well hy Miss Elaine Fetch. (Miss Smith!; in the middle of the second verse President Wilson stepped forward i ' LJi esk “nd boMlr.g n letter in his hand stopped the singing and announced that heola Damon. (Mias Maxwell), had just received a very Important letter from Drown County, and that ice would have to call a faculty meeting on the platform to dis¬ cuss this very important Inquiry about Miss P ' s ablltty for the position. 1™ Claude Watkins ' (Mr. Mehner ' s) suggestion all old business was put aside that they might proceed to the new business; here, as usual. Prof. Will Tlernev iMr. Morgan), rose aim without addressing the chair Insisted that the faculty were worse than the Student body, that there was no such thing as old business unH™ ished business was what they meant. . . M, “ r ' ra6e B “ M i Bedell), rose and said: ' I oppose Miss P. as a candi¬ date on the grounds that she has had no course in domestic economy. i.o 1,111 1 d ; n t ,nk Mi Bedell needs to critlclxe because she has had T? ' “- my ' f ®r 1 h “ v, noticed that many girls have come into my arith¬ metic class with flour all over their faces. Xilsa Bernice Cox (Miss Hutchinson): essential to all girts in this climate.” ' Powder and spasmodic are absolutely Mr Charles Champie (Mr. Klemmei: For every evil under the sun there is a Mm Mi° r h T- ! n0n ' if K 1here « one find It, if there is none never mind it In M’omi In im. . V J “ B , J P kePIKr hu,| b- this Blgn over the door of his shop Come In without knocking and go out (he same way. ' Miss P. has gone through our school without knocking and I recommend that we send her out the same way ' 8 . 1 ! , , artka n ”f 1 l 1 ,M1sb ' VBson): As a graduate of this school I ran say that I m sure Mia P, will have nothing to knock about. Just then Mr. Mehner woke up and asked, What ' s all this here meeting about? Prof. Wilson asked Ruth Eckert, iMiss Stellar): Is Miss P. color deaf?” wears? Eckert: ° h yee ' PrHf wl, � on. did you ever notice that green dress she l u ' i“ H ‘ ld ? , Brl fr n ' M, ;isner 1: willingly. I ' ll recommend her very highly. aSouM hLve L position ' ” 8ar,e nd Ver ' ind ‘° ' h phi,d ™ ' ' ,hink Miss Freda Thomsen (Miss Hoffman): I-a. I-a hope Miss Melsner will-a nar. She sl ' aus Ihem onThe ' h ' lif ' h . u, !i lae p not capable of handling little children. She slaps them on the head and for that reason I think Bhe is incapable.” Mr. Chester Turner, (Mr. Whitney) to take that position, she has never had cannot rse the saw and hammer, which knowledge Into the childrens ' heads. deliberately, Miss P. surely Is not able a course In Manual Training and therefore are very necessary in order to pound the Miss Anita Talbert (Miss Bullock): She still haB several unexcused absences. Mr. Morgan, looking over his glasses: ' Prof. Wilson. 1 move you that wo lay this discussion on the table until the next faculty meeting. Miss Hoffman: This is very important, a position in Brown county must not be neglected. I think wo ought to send them a teacher right away—.” The faculty meeting was adjourned and Miss Ensle lend in another song, franti¬ cally keeping time to other music than that which the faculty were singing. Next the Faculty responded to their names with characteristic style. Dr. Er¬ nest Carlson (Dr. Munson), read his lecture on A Common Fallacy. followed by the delightful rendering of Little Miss MufTet. by Miss Hutchinson. Somehow Miss Bullock had omn to realize that she had been giving her classes too long assign¬ ments; she offered apologies and promised that her next assignment would he shorter. The lesson for History VIII the next day should be from page 2H5 to 50a in the text; to look up the same topics In at least three other histories, to study the Constitution so as to be able to recite freely upon any part of it. To study carefully the Woman ' s Right question, also the slavery question, an interesting account of the latter being found In Uncle Sam ' s Cabin. In the remaining spare time to study Woodrow Wilson ' s first administration and be able to run over the second In class. Look up the history of the members of the new cabinet, especially Wm. J. Bryan, secretary of state An article on Mr. Bryan might be found in the last Bull Moose magazine in the library. Finally outline the administrations of Lincoln and Gar¬ field and hand them in. Mis Edith Martin. (Miss Davidson), had her model class in gymnasium come to the platform and drill for the assembly. Mias Anna Wittenberg carried off the honors. Mias Blanche Rodman. (Mias Grnpe) gave us a talk on Brown County. In¬ diana. and the iharming Mias Mattie Black (Miss Sabelwltz) told us something of the terrible white plague and how much we could do to protect others by using red-cross seals at Christmas time. Miss Smith favored ub with the most popular. Everybody ' s Doing It. and Beautirut I-aUy” waltzes. Miss Meisner taught her Kindergartners that the only way to have everything they wanted was to take them away from the other children. Mins Bernice Hosfell (Mrs. Warner) gave the gentle reminder that all texta should be returned to the library by 2:30. At 9:10. the usual business of the assembly being accomplished, the students were dismissed by President Wilson. SMILING. When the weather suits you not. Try smiling. When your coffee isn ' t hot Try smiling. When your neighbors don ' t do right Or your relatives all fight. Sure it’s hard but then you might Try smiling. Doesn’t change the things, of course, .lust smiling. But it ennnot make them worse, Just smiling. And tt seems to help your case. Brighten up a gloomy place. Then It sort of resta your face. Just smiling. —Ex. Society Notes At the beginning of the school year the Young Peoples ' Societies of the various churches of Ellens- burg gave informal socials complimentary to the Normal students. In the parlors of the respective churches, with the exception of the Baptist Young People, who gave theirs In the Y. M. C. A. reception rooms. Short musical programs were given each evening followed by introductions and informal garuee. Y. W. C. A. Reception Ho . w the students get acquainted? It was an easy matter when left to the Ingenuity of the Y. W. C. A. girls. At eight o ' clock on the evening or Sept 11 191 • and laughter of crowds or Normal students approaching the rots if °vtL n ° y flr 8 ' H lal eronlne ln ,h « Bllensburg Normal ot the year 1918-1S. The guests were greeted at the top of the stairs by a number of Y. V C, A. girls, and escorted to the auditorium where thev enjoyed a most delightful ,Z R :“T rt Tr bV “ Um ! M ‘ r ° f 8,udenU wh ° � the Normal Every me was anxious to get to the library, which was the scene of galetv the rest of the venlng. Here everyone forgot formality and though few In ' roductlons were mail- cven-one got acquainted wit h everyone else. Throughout the evening cro m and wafers were served buffet style in one of the library rooms. Dormitory Society One of the most pleasant affairs of the early achool year was the recention given by Mrs. Arthur and the dormitory girls on Friday evening. October 4, 1912 . Upon entering the building which was beautifully lighted and decorated with cm flowers and potted ferns, we found every girl in her Place ready to do he™part ,0 havl meet “ nd n -t°r ‘bosc about them, We were first escorted to thn P parlora and enaLd nn W lmo h nt HiT n ' ,here - ° Punch in a nearby room but were entiL d on into the dining room below whore the orchestra dHichted up with the SenTor ' giris 8 ° f mU “ C Wb,le w « re to � dellciou lunc ' h Jn by Z of the even?ng. y ° ' th08e ,e vin ,h d ™Uory echoed tho complete success Arlbur always enjoys making the girls happy, so about a week before the ,n m eb , ruarr ' when kn -w she would soon lose some 0 ? her Iin n nh P accord ngly. She shortened the study hour; much to the gratifim- dowo alU c lled , ,h,!m ,rom •be cottages and the rooms ln the dormitory fn oC rhi ii he d s ceefu- Here they found an answer to their inquire as to the m-an- ’ s tb shortened study hour. Tor there were the tables I 11 the dining room arranged . urge enough for all. Here she had the girls seated and served them to a very 74 dainty luncheon and the girls spent a happy hour together. The girls who were leaving declared they should like to graduate every week if they were always to have spread like that one. Many of the Dorm girls did not go home during Thanksgiving vacation and many of the old girls were hack again for the holidays, and for the Thanksgiving dance which Is given every year at the dormitory, Throughout the day the busy preparations could be observed from any room or In either of the hall ways. Many beautiful pennants formed a pleasing background for the potted ferns and cut flowers: chyaanlhemuma, the ramous foot ball flower, which is always In Its fullest glory at that season, predominated, an appropriate finishing touch to the Thanksgiving decorations. The dining room made a pretty picture with its groups Of daintily gowned girls. Indeed it is the sweetest hours that are soonest to go and never had hours seemed so fleet as those of this Thanksgiving dance. County Club Dance In the latter part of the winter the girls of the Yakima. Pierce and King County clubs gave � very pretty informal party at the Episcopal ParlBh House. It was the flrst informal dance given by the girls and waB well attended The parlors of the Parish House were very pleasant with the (Ires in the two fireplaces, and a happy half hour was spent here before the dancing began at nine o’clock- Miss Oenevlcve Dove furnished music for the dancers and was very generous with a delightful pro¬ gram of light operas and popular muaic. Miss Hutchinson chaperoned the particip¬ ators. The club girls felt much better acquainted for the evening spent together. IT, The Hallowe’en Party For tunny yearn past It has •teen Ihe custom at the Normal for the Junior I’las to enter¬ tain at the Hallowe’en party and the surceaa of the event is in preparing a mare more start¬ ling and general attractions more spooky than ever before, with which to trap the unwary guest. The entrance to the building is usually such, how¬ ever, that the guest is in a mea¬ sure tempered for the horrors before him. This year the guests were al¬ lowed to enter the building through the front hallway, where silent, white ghosts di¬ rected them Into a dark hall- tvay. and doivn the stairway to the basement floor. From here the guests were pointed to n narrower hall lighted by the nncertain glimmer of Jack-o- lanterns and guarded bv silent ghosts. To pass through here seemed going into certain trou¬ ble for timely, or untimely, stumbling blocks were placed in the pathway and the ears were greeted by the harsh clang or bells and anvils and the screeching of victims rur- ther on in the fray. llllei ' y « skeleton flashed before the evee of the startled victims lighting en .ry“b°rTghtnra, e hT Eft ° nlr the more MMI thTiSE eniary nrtgntness Here again the silent ghosts pu led the guest along to another h “ V d “ Uh ° f � « ' ound vts. h.Vr ’t K dispelled by the lights his eyes travelled along the walls which hiB “ corn ’ a,kB auii ' Plied with the characteristic Hilioweeu ?n.Tr C 1,,™ ' - , OW !r. ;,nd ltrh ’ � � � hghla were covered with owdshad The O? « firn «.?1 il A th ? K ' renerr ° r the gymnasium were transformed into reat hn ka e ' en°coloraf the orchestra as C ° ,UI n,i ' “• « � .!!• - atalk‘s Cr 7 e l t’ 5 ' la ‘ ' 1 an hticlng fortune-lclllng booth made of corn f ame Seated m tHU ? 0n ® W, ‘ ' arfi of ™ r lights by a weird bln ? ' , al d J D l 11 appropriate atmospnere a rharmtni: and mvaterioa avnav t� i.l isr r arsrs.-saLSir . � ■ � « gits;, s i.r 7 « The Colonial Ball T.nng had the students looked forward to the event which should celebrate the birthday of the Father of Our Country.” and it surely was aomadhlng to bo look e«1 forward to, for the Seniors hud su oueeded to the fullest extent In making It a gram! success. The halls were the first things to command the visit¬ ors attention, upon entering the building. They wore decorated with greens. Hags and colored crepe paper. On the stairs leading to I Tof Morgan’ office was ar¬ ranged u huge cosy comer of large American flogs. On the stairway leading to the assembly hall was ar¬ ranged another pretty comer hung with crepe paper, red. white and blue, dropped from the ceiling and form¬ ing a background bark of a bank of greens, where at the orchestra which played lively popular music during the fleet part of the evening. The rest of the halls were prettily de«■orated with greens and flags. The library waa 90 urtlstleally decoruted that It seemed to be transformed Into a fairyland. The gym¬ nasium. which was as usuul the success of the even¬ ing. was uniquely decorated with flogs and greens, which made n fitting background for the Colonial men and maidens who took part In the minuet. Just to watch them made on fool as though ho really lived In those old days of powdered hair and wig The hallway between the gymnasium and the I � m- estlc Science loom was converted Into a dining room with a canopy of red. white and blue paper It was ntled with tables Mil ;md lighted with shaded candles. The refreshments consisted of brown bread sandwiches. Itinwn bean sulad, tea and rookie . The fb-nlor girls took turns at serving and everything went off without an accident. After the minuet the dancing lasted until about IS o’clock. Faculty Reception For The Mid-Years Tbe mid-jrear graduation exercises were held Friday evening, Jan. 24, 1913. Immediately after the exercises tile visitors were invited to the library, where a reception had been arranged by the faculty. The library was beautifully decorated for the occasion; the visitors were greeted by a receiving line, composed of tbe graduates and members of the faculty. The reception was characteristic of the many happy evenings spent in tbe Normal library and waB fully enjoyed by the students and gueBts. Re¬ freshments were served in the reception room, presided over by members of the faculty. 77 Miscellaneous Dormitory Red-Heads Ten Hull- red-heads feeling rather line Selma climbed the fire escape, then there were nine. Nine little red-heads waiting for a date Wanda got one and then there were eight. Eight little red-heads sat up till eleven Freda got squelched and then there were seven. Seven little red-heads up to more tricks Elma was caught and then there were six. Six little red-heads out for a drive Helen made a hit and then there were five. Five little red-heads jumping on the floor Birdie fell through and then there were four. Four little red-heads had a grape Juice spree Fannie drank loo much and then there ware three. Three little red-heads feeling very blue Alma went autoing and then there were two. Two little red-heads eating a sawdust bun Nettie swallowed It whole and then there was one. One little red-head left all alone Mabel got married then there was none. —F. B. F. It Is Not True, But They Say— That Bill said good bye eight times before he eould leave her. That Ivor Struppler stayed at Sterling ' s till 11:30 after the Y M C. A. Circus. That Baker quit visiting the Dormitory. That Claude is going down to Prosser for the summer. That Chester spends the most of his time at the Taylors. That Lewis Williams was Been with the same girl twice. That Miss Grupe thinks Fred is a model teacher That Ernest has Mozart and Schumann beaten a mile. That Charles is good In History. That Tom can raise a mustache. That Henson has lots of spare time. That Roy Nash is bashful. That Marvin blushes, That Elmer Is slow. That Brown visits the Club House. That Crozler is a flirt. That Edgar la married. That Otto is a woman hater. That Hawthorne showed attentions to a girl. That Henry Gibson was in a hurry. TS “ S’pose ” That Prof. Morgan should correct the president of the Students Assembly. That Socrates should return to the Alumni banquet. That all the Dorm girls should appear at breakfast some murning. That the Derg girls should forget to squeal. That Yuma Paulhamus and Blanche Abercrombie should dance the light fantastic In the Dorm halls. That Birdie Anderson and Fannie Chuse should be seen together. That a gentleman should call when Maude was at the library. That Anna Wittenberg should attract attention. That Mary Huntley and Marion Camp should ask for dress goods samples. That John Hunter should lose his bottle of lemon extract. That Mabel should get three letters from Hans in one day. Tha Prof. Mehner should give a moving-picture show. That Mrs. Arthur should visit the Club House. That Helen Roberts should giggle. Thai Carlson should crack a Joke. That Fussy should curl her hair. That Fred Poyns should teach art in the Kindergarten. That we should hear about Brown county. That Minnie Kraus could cut out Minnie Gordon. That we should free Prof. Klemme without a grin. That Bee should make a date for Good Friday night. 7 � Hall of Fame Registrar Applicant Registrar: Applicant: Registrar: Applicant: Registrar: Applicant: Registrar: Applicant: Registrar: Applicant: Registrar: Applicant: Registrar: Applicant: Registrar: Applicant: Registrar: Applicant: Registrar: Applicant: Registrar: Applicant: Registrar: Applicant: Registrar; Applicant: Registrar: Nest, Name please?” Lewis It. Williams. ” Well, what have you ever done?” I aui the famous W. S. N. S. sprinter and hold some very good records for the loo-yard dash. Very good. Take the first pedestal on the left. Next. Name pleases Ivor I ncas Slruppler, or Mabel.” Are you interested in athletics? Yes indeed I play ping-pong and often watch them play basket ball, a though it seems rude and unmannerly to run into each other and play � © roughly as they sometimes lo. 1 am al?o a woman hater. ' ' “Name d p re ?”‘‘ V °“ haVe ° a perm Blanche Abercrombie. What are your claims for fume I was president of the 1� U W. S. N. S. Juniors and—_” flood. Take ,be alcove on the right. Next Name please- ' ” Mrs. Arthur. What have you done for your fellow creatures ” W ‘ a N s ’ dorm,u ry “ ‘ he Pstn ® ay moro ' our claim is already Justified. Next. rnnl R. I ' oyns. And what are your claimB?” team” th D ‘ ® E t 18 1 ' «� the 1913 W. 8. N. 8. basket ball Name? ' ” 6 Pe ,e UI on the ' ‘ lt teme left marked R. E. U. B. E. ' Next. 1 am Miss Edith Ringer. Will you please state your claims? ' for lld th ‘?s you ou,d know I have been matron of the Club House ? an,h8 and “la atm alive. I think the world owes me BomeLhing Wanda ' m ' luirger. pralw « a ' ' e marked Hero™. ' “Your claims please.” flirt?” ' he rW, e ' red halr ln the W 8 N 8 - ™ d � � � ' •� the biggest f!o d - ’ p f ko the pedestal marked ' coquette.’ The Committee adjourned until after lunch. —R. B. F. There is a young fellow called Crezter, V ho always thinks that he knows yer. He tall, lean and lank, And some say he’s a crank, But we know that he’s not when he beaus yer. —L. There was a young man named Tom Williams «- ,.°’. h ? d he l ,08 es ed a few millions, Wouldnt be here for a Normal career, But live on bia money, the vllilon. There was a young man whom we call Lew m. .!? n o V L ry ,a and “« a eB were blue, ins favorite haunts wen- at the Normal, V, here he always acted quite informal On Sunday in the choir he’d sing And goodness! how his voice would ring There aren’t many just like Lew— Me’ve said enough, ao tills will do. SO Treble Clef Honn after the beginning of the school year in the fall of 1912 the Treble Clef wn organized under the able direction of Mis Knale. Practice hours were held twice weekly and the results were very satisfactory. The girls soon had a pleasing repertoire and appeared several times at Monday morning assemblies. When the Junior class decided to present the operetta. The Captain of Plymouth, the regular practices were discontinued and the girls went to work with a hearty will on the operetta music. This work continued until April 4th, when the operetta was presented. The girls are deserving nr much praise Tor the hard work they did on the operetta and for the pleasant, willing spirit with which they gave their time to the cause. While the operetta music was not exactly classical the Clef girls derived no email pleasure from their work with it. A week after the operetta practicing teased, the regular work of the organisa¬ tion was taken up again, preparatory to the Twilight Recital, given on .May 24th. The Treble Clef consisted of thirty-nine girls, divided carefully with a view lo a balance of voices, there being seventeen first Boprauos. ten second sopranos and eleven altos. The girls have appeared in the following selections: Night Sinks on the Wave.Molloy Song at Sunrise.Manney Cnrmena Waltz .H. Lane Wilson Lift Thine Eyes .Mendelssohn Shepherd Lady .O. Armstrong SI Schubert ' s Serenade .. Shoogy Shoo . Twilight . Hotnany Mothers Song My Mother . H. Llchter .Abt .. . Fischer . .Koschal The girls who have belonged to the Treble Clef during the year are: ssilwsss ssrs s: Glee Club ... ,,er considerable trouble in finding a convenient time it was found that ail a e «b“e b ° yS rOU,Cl be Pre - nt ° n Monda — Thursday ventings ' for Clee ssfrES“SS «a:s-a ™ wars i KLsrs: ' Because there ' s only room for one, There ' s only room for one- At the Normal gate at half-past eight Keeping the teachers up so late_ There’s only room for one. wan d more ' men ? tSKtfZfS “ h Because there ' s room for more than one. There s room for more than one_ At the new Dorm, gate at half-past eight— Keeping the Matron up so late— There ' s room Tor more than one.” Because there was only room for one, There was only room for one At Schultz ' s gate at half-past eight, Keeping the bird-man up so late_ There was only room for one.” ntmemt Z tog th th c o a M n ' f The b ° y wi ‘ ,wav ‘ the lam ' of WO,-k WaS , nffUn ln yiew ° r � • Twilight tteeltal to given following? thC 8e,e ' ,IO,,,, Which ‘ he boy ■� different time, were the 82 The Wayside Cross .Palnu ' r ,”vely Night .Kvllsizler Cabin Home . F ° ' ° r Little Brown Church.Pitt Crow Song.Lester There’s Only Room for One. Uuid O ' the Leal.Scotch Melody Nut-Brown Malden.Highland Melody Carry Me Back to Old Virginia.Bland A Song al Twilight.Molloy ‘Tls 1 , Be Not Afraid .Coles The Sailor ' s Dream .LeBlle A Song of College Cheer.Adams Still ailing wind? Wilt be appeased or no? Which needs the others ' office, Thou or I? Dost want to be disburdened of a woe And can. In truth, my voice unite its links. And let it go? —Browning (Original music by E. E. P. C.) S 3 Wilson Presidential Club u w i„. ,0 be polite, aaith an old adage. However this moy be. the roUUoal K w ! ' hobbled at the W S. N. S. during the 1912 campaign. Feeling CaUl M� h anrt nteexclt-■ment prevailed. Severn! prominent men took advantage ran Hist • theiu and uddrcsscd our honorable student bod on .uesTfTe ' V governor Hon. Ernest ..later, lea Mr Hobt. T. Hodge, Bull Moose candidate for governor. 1 v natural result, the Democratic principles appealed more strongly to the fhe siart As good Democrats we worked harmoniously together under the ab e the stare a g president Claude Watkins. Several rumors of discord came leadership o P whose chief element of strength seemed to lie with T? 1 Mr f r 9wispier It was the earnest desire of the Democrats to invert h m ?o‘their princ iples hot owing to I he lack of time before election they did not quTte accomplish the result. Our activities were numerous, though, and sained recognition from tbe Stale Central Committee. Forensic ability, hitherto unknown and undiscovered among the students. _wa suddenly uncovered On a proposition of Prof. Morgan, each party put forward three ineakera who were to speak in assembly, on the principles of their respective par- ZT Thr Democr R werTrepresented by Messrs, deo. Cbample. Watkins and Poynw 1, H neosssnry ' tomentlon the result? If so. notice the election return, for the facts of the case. One of the most pleasant events of the campaign � ■� � Hon. Ernest Listers visit to the Normal. He addressed us in the Auditorium and attended a meeting of the flub. In the evening, the Club went in a body to hear Mr. U der ■ P£bU address and the people of Kllensburg know now that they are bleat with a No rm al School, for a football rally resembled a pink lea In comparison to our progress down town From the moment our march began, tbe election was never in doubt. _ T c Wilson Presidential Club immediately became the Wilson and Lister Club and the effects certainly juatlfled the cause. As memher, of the Club and as good Democrats wa are proud of thspart we had in the election of two such men to offiee as Woodrow Wilson and Ernest Lister. Four years will pass before another campaign is here, but we hope the spirit of the Democratic Square Deal.” may never die in the hearts of the students of the Ellenshurg Normal School. Bull Moose Club About the first of October, a meeting for the purpose of organising a Bull Moose poliucal club among the students, was called. About thir y .tudent. re- r ponded and elected Ivor In eft, Struppler as president. Bern ce C°Uon as vice- president and Delphia Dixon as secretary. A committee for selecting n name for th club was appointed and the meeting adjourned A few dava later another meeting was railed and the name • -WawD 1 riKton Seate Normal School Bull Moose Club was adopted and shortened to Bull Moose Club, (or convenience. The president then explained that the organtxation was to name three speakers from their number, who were to represent their side of the polltital question in assembly on the three Mondays before election day. The business of the meeting was accomplished with the appointing of the three speakers. L. B Williams, speaker for the first Monday. Ivor Struppler for tbe second and I-rank Baker for the third Monday. Although the school was largely Democratic, the Bull Moose Club made a very good showing against the speakers of the other clubs and on election day ran the Wilsonttes a good race In the achool election. We were not winners thl� time but we hope that in 1916 the Bull Moose sympathizers will revive the old organization and again make the old walls rinu witn tiie cry, Hurrah for Teddy! I IT. s L R W. F. B. 95 Literary Societies In 1891 the Faculty decided that by helping to launch two literary societies more literary work could be accomplished, and the task, which proved to be a pleasure, was given to Mr. Mahan and Prof. Morgan, who organized the Eclectic and Crescent Literary Societies. The Eclectic was divided into two divisions A and B. and carried on meetings alternately with the Crescent, which was divided into four round tables; one Friday the Crescents would occupy the assembly and give a program to the Student Body and the following week the Eclectic held a similar meeting, thus providing a literary program each week. Both societies have had their ups and downs but until in the last four years the Eclectic seemed to he a little In the lead—the Crescents all the while were making a steady, healthy growth and thlB year, under the capable leadership of Miss Hilda Brunn. the president, holding over from last year, and the Talthrul rallying of a few old Crescents, the society rapidly built up until the enrollment reached about eighty members. This year only two round tables were formed and did very efficient work, giving some fine afternoon programs. It has been the custom of the two societies to give an evening ' B entertainment each month, alternately. At the beginning of this year, however, the Eclectics soon disbanded and the first Public was given In December by a caste of thirteen, who presented “A Christmas Conspiracy. The program was thoroughly enjoyable and was witnessed by a full house. The curtain rises, disclosing the family group—the parents (Mr. Morgan, Phoebe Priekett. Charles C-hampte), young people (Marlon Camp. Hazel Weeks, Mabel ltayton, Lewis Williams. IJrba Thomas) and relatives l Fred Poyns. Anita Talbert, Will Tierney. Ida Marshall and Irene Eachus), decorating the Christmas tree. Alice Heath (Goldie Hoffman), a college graduate, who Is not In the family group, becomes the subject of conversation. Her relatives are much concerned for her because of the attitude of the modern girl toward matrimony. Now any girl ought to drop into Ned Porter ' s arms like a ripe plum.” The modern girl lacks remtnintty. She brushes her hair so smoothly (hat there isn ' t one entranc¬ ing little curl at the nape of her neck, where tendrils ought to grow. And her one ambition is to have her tailored suit as near like a man ' s as she can get It.” Fine clothes may make a man, but they are apt to cover a very useless woman. Dorothy Campbell (Marion Camp). Alice ' s little cousin, finally settles the matter by saying; “Alice does wear frilly things, underneath those tailored sun don ' t like, because I ' ve helped her sew the lace on them.” Later In the evening, when all is dark and still. Alice and Dorothy steal softly into the parlor and deposit their gifts at the foot of the tree. Ned Porter (Louis Williamsi, who is a favorite in the household and in love with Alice, comes in unexpectedly and Dorothy, trying to help matters along for Ned, suddenly, unawares to Mice, attaches Cupid at the top of the tree to Alice’s dress, by a wire. Dorothy then disappears and Ned enters the parlor at a very opportune time. and. taking advantage of the situation, begs Alice to love him always if he will set her free (from the tree, not from Cupid). The Crescent officers for the year have been elected, according to the Conatltu- Ich rails for an election every i]uarter. The officer for the ftrBt quarter ™?.rr Hilda nruiin. Pres.; Violet McMillan. Vice Pres.; Lillie Carrithers. Sec For ,ond quarter, Minnie Noble. Pres.; Ethel Price. Vlce-Prcs.; Elisabeth Fletcher, cj, ' p or the third quarter. Lewis Williams. Pres.; Elsie Matteraon, Vlce-Prcs ; Uoldte Hoffman. Sec,, and for the last quarter, Maude Blake. Pres.; Fred Poyns. Vlce-Prcs.. Will Tierney, Sec. The last quarter the Eclectics re-organized and although the members are Tew, the material Is strong and bright prospects for the future gleam forth for the Society under the leadership of their President, Bernice Ilosfelt Y. W. C. A. “To live is not to live tor one ' s self alone; let us help one another.”—Menander. The Ellensburg branch of the Y. V. C. A. has its headquarters in the Normal building, and while Ita rabinet and most of Its membership is composed of Normal girls the membership is not limited to the school alone. It is intended that It shall do as much good us possible in every way. and girls who do not attend the Normal school may belong to the association if they deBlre. Every fall the active work of the Y. W. C. A. girls begins the day berore school opens at the Normal. The girls return to town a day early and meet the trains for the purpose of welcoming the new girls and rendering assistance in any way possible. The rirat social function of the year is a reception given l y the Y. W. C. A. for the entire student body and faculty. The reception Is ror the purpose or making the students acquainted with each other and awakening a spirit of good fellowship and good will among former students and strangers. The reception given at the be- 5 f school veer In the rail of 1� 12 was exceptionally successful. It was ginning 0, -2 d S� � pHsheH Its mission in a delightfully informal way. well a ‘ le r ee ,i lg il held every Wednesday afternoon at the Y. W rooms and A regular e ' a ‘ , aUon mnrtp very welcome. The hour is always spent In all friends of the assoua on ' be a devotional or missionary service or a pleasant and P , , meeting. One of the customs of the association Is the perhaps ?£ t i e ek of January as a week of prayer. This is a custom which 8 ls ohserved by branches of the association in collegca and universities every- where. delegate are elected from the various branches of the association. Every 7 . represent their particular societies at the mid-summer eon- la this and «V vr,m? vear rye rnt places selected by the advisory boards. In this « n T ?nte t l� 7evlved and inspirations are gained by meeting and discussing ways vnd means with ' other live, wide-awake worker. For several years tho convention has been held at the breakers and last year the meeting place was at L.earharh Dele- ia ' ie from Montana. Idaho. Oregon and Washington are presentandlhea kof fho convention Is one which those who attend can never forget, The time 1 happily .. i usefully employed in mission study. Bible classes and addresses in the mornings ‘ . evenings while the afternoons are devoted to sport of various sorts, surf bathing, rontests between the various schools represented, long walks through the V1I1C- 1 angled forests, and the like. Birdie Anderson and Elizabeth Smith were our del¬ egated last June and Minnie Krsus and Birdie Anderson represented ua at the SPrIn n der The°ab!e leadership of Mi s Florence Corbett and her faithful cabinet and the Advisory Board, consisting of Dr. Harris and Miss Wilson from the Faculty, and Mrs. Young. Mrs. Hale and Mrs. Mathews from town, the organization has pros pored s t the y w c A wag at iu highest point at the time when Miss Fox, the Student Secretary of the Northwest, visited the Normal and launched a cam- pail ' ll for increased membership. Miss Fox is Burely a Y W. C. A. live wire andI l ula h©r elf into th© work with such whol©-h©artedneB8 that ©hr is an inspiration to other workers. Much real help was obtained during the year by fntereetlng and inspiring talks from the various leaders and especially those of Dr. Harris, Mias Fox and Mitt Wllaon. _ The aim of the society, as so well portrayed in on© of Miss Wilsons talks, is not to do a great many things but it is the spirit behind our actions. The pur- pose or the society is to foster the spirit of service in our own lives and the Uvea of others; to benefit each other by exchanging Ideas—informal discussions of things that inte rest us and heart-to-heart talks. The Y. W. meetings should afford an rk of Refuge and in the roof or this ark we should make a window opening up¬ ward, through which power will flow into our narrowed lives. The officers of the organization are elected at the close of the third quarter to serve a term of one year. The new officers are: Lily Swanson. President. Nettie Moe. Vlre resldent. Nellie Long. Secretary. Klla Berg. Treaeurer. Senior Coming Out The students vrho had attended the Normal in previous years looked forward with much interest to the coming out or the 1913 Seniors and Juniors, because they had an idea from former experience as to what the events would be like, and the new students were quite as anxious for the occasions, for they had never seen the particular methods employed by Normal students in making what in polite society, would probablr be called their debut. The Seniors, being older, wiser and more experienced in Normal tactics, suc¬ ceeded. by dint of much planning and many class meetings, In coming out before the Junior . On the morning chosen by them, the stage was occupied by Miss Hutchinson and Prof. Morgan, the Senior class teachers, holding lonely Btate and looking very wise. AI their feet reposed a huge brown paper cocoon. In a moment a wise Senior, attired In cap and gown and carrying a large magnifying glass, came in and examined the cocoon, pronouncing judicially that the Insect would soon come forth, which it did after much muscular contortion. The onlookers were not surprised to find that this was a Junior butterfly. Presently a subdued bussing was heard from the wings and a number of bees came upon the stage. Contrary to nature they each carried a pencil and note book and paused In front of their teacher to gather notes. A Senior, thinking the meaning might not be quite evident to the Juniors, recited an appropriate T) poem ex¬ plaining how the Senior hees diligently gather notea from all their instructor an I otherwise Improve their time while attending school, while the Junior butlerflics flit from place to place and waste their precious moments. Whereupon a riock of pn-tty butterflies, representing Juniors, or course fluttered onto the stage their daintily-colored wings in direct contrast to the sober, industrious bees At the completion or this apt illustration of tbe difference a vear makes the pianist struck up the appropriate tune of Two Little Love Bees and the Seniors, forgetting their dignity, joined hands and danced around the room several t!me-t before coming back to earth again The underclassmen were generous with their applause for the coming out” had indeed been very clever. Junior Coming Out The learned Senior ha-1 predicted truly when she said the Junior butterfly was about ready to make its apnearance. There was an unusual amount of activity among the Juniors and on the Tuesday morning following the Senior coming out the Juniors distinguished themselves in the brilliancy of their appearance Early in the morning, a large black am] gold pennant, the Junior colors, waved affiance from the utoople of the Norma) building, but Its glory was short-lived, as It waB taken down by a valiant and daring Senior and torn Into ribbonB In a few moments. This wa indication that something wa about to happen and when the student came into the assembly room for the morning assembly, their excitement increased, for the curtain was down. While waiting for the curtain to rise the Seniors fought for scraps of the Junior color Which had been hung over the Senior section The Juniors indeed felt honored that the haughty Seniors should fight so earnestly for a small scrap of the colors which were not their own and should wear them around all the remainder of the day. At 3:30 the curtain went up and the literal circus began. The back of the stage was taken up by a huge cage with bars of black and yellow, behind which a ' « of ben lor monkeys, the only ones In captivity, chattered and grinned. Fred Poyns, the circus spieler, announced the coining of the circus attraction, the parade, and the W. S. N. S. students were treated to the sight of a circus parade such as wa never seen before, nor will ever be seen again. mad ‘ ? ver ' rr ' allstlc monkey, the property of an Italian organ grinder. Marion Camp: after them came the girarfe I mostly carpet sweeper I. an army mule two chanticleers, a hen with a brood of chicks, several geese and „5 t S, r i11 ' ? en ? l0n shouId b “� «• of the Alaskan rabbit and the Seattle ete- p . arade ' 1 solemnly acroi the stage in true circus .style, much nU. h gratification of the audience Much applause was called forth when a keeper entered and threw Educator cracker to the hungry Senior monkevs nhn.Irapplause was well merited by the Juniors, and tho Senior were obliged to acknowledge that It is not necessarily those who come out” first that come out best for they hud been entirely eclipsed by the Juniors. 90 SI Name Martha Burbank Marlon Hollinshead Elsa Pearson Bessie Smith Clarissa Smith Vova Benham Goldie Hoffman Henrlette Lolin Grace Big ford Edith Martin Leola Damon Mary Ritchie Hazel Bailey Camilla Scheibe Lillian Taylor Martha Rnehl Grace Brown Freda Thomsen Dora Towes Ellen Malison Selma Nelson Helen Roberts Elsie Boucher Anne Wittenberg Alice Bennett Clara Berg Ella Berg Carol Kves Mattie niark Birdie Anderson Fannie Chase Ruth Eckert Blanche Abercrombie Elma Wilson Loretta Hinckley Yuma Paulhamus Hazel Boyington Carrie Hammond Helen Hunt Mabel White Dora Peterson Jeanette Robinson Jeanette Staudt Leota Crain Minnie Kraus Virginia Easterday Carlotta Bennett Eleanor Coe Blanche Chnmplin Bernice Cotton Maude Sanborn Wanda Hibarger Florence Corbett Dormitory. Favorite Occupation. Cleaning her room Staying home Doing her duty Fancy work Making combing jackets Helping Ned spend money Trying to find Nettle Supervising gym class In the hall Talking Contortions Asking Mrs. Arthur for n key Eating looking for a man Sewing Primping Tor Chester Sleeping Entertaining In the parlor Match-making Taking walks Hunting for mice Writing letters Borrowing Reading in the library Slamming doors Eating apples Posting Bill I s) Obeying Clnra Breaking things Sleeping Reading poetry Ripping up dresses Beautifying her nose Motoring in the back seat Giggling Reading Searching for her shoes Playing solitaire Dusting Writing letters Dreaming Developing pink cheeks Sewing Making noise Cleaning Playing solitaire Climbing in the window Wearing caps Stamping her feet Curling her hair Washing her hands Playing ' the piano Going out to dinner Giving stump speeches Favorite Expression Just a minute, Fuzzy. Oh, for goodness sake! For the love of John Henry! Now, isn’t that real Btnart? Oh, Heck! Quit bawling out people. Yes. he ' s all right. Jumping Jupiter! I ' d Just love to cut. but I don ' t dare Don ' t somebody know a new rag? Girls, is there any one in there walling for me? I ' m as hollow as a stick of macaroni. It ' s time for me to go to the library. Mrs. Arthur is such a lovable woman. I just love to dance. For the love of cheese! Is that so? Ja. Ich bln Dutch. I ' ll ship you to Puyallup. O Glory, kids! Shut up! 1 want my— Yes. honey. Floating dogs! Take It from me. That ' s all right. I’ve got something to tell you. Where ' s my kid curler? Good night. I want In my own room. For the love of dill pickles! Birdie, where ' s the key? Well now, let me think a min¬ ute O you keep still. Yuma, where are you? l-tsten. Kids! Where ' s the Psychology les¬ son? I’ll Just tell you right. Yes. I guess so. Y-e-s? For the love of Mike! 1 Chink that ' s the limit! Yes. do come and see me some time. If you don ' t like it. leave! Well, they wouldn’t do that at Mrs. Arthur’s table. I refuse. Is that you. Mr. Lee? I look Just like a little gray mouse. Oh. dear! Lawsy Pete! Oh. vou know— Good gracious! Oh. heck! O. at St. Paul ' s. 92 FOUND_This leaf from a dormitory girl ' s diary; identifier of the same eall at the of fire: 8:15—Ding! ding! ding! ding! I raised up to make a brave start toward dressing but sank back and began figuring on how 1 i-ould prepare for breakfast in three minutes. 7:04—Ding! ding! Have been up two and one-quarter minutes and all dressed but buttoning of shoes. Hack from breakfast. Made a wild dash for the powder can; result, a horse laugh when 1 entered the dining room under Mrs. Arthur s scrutinizing glance. Ate six saw-dust gems and sneaked an egg In my middy pocket to Yuma. f-30_Entered the laundry. All boards taken and tubs filled—find them promised up to 7:00 p. m. Discouraged. 1 slipped into the parlor with a book Loretta left In our room, my safety being assured, as Mrs. Arthur wus down town. On coming out found Anne not as fortunate as 1 for Mrs. Arthur. Just coming in the door, meets Anne with two eggs Just bought out in the road ?). 9:00— MAIL!” MAIL! A wild rush follows, all smiling. No diamonds today as Minnie ' s paper, which could be bought in town Tor three cents, took up the whole box. Turning toward my room 1 met Elsa with a towel around her head Upon inquiry 1 find her eyes have been ruined for life by lastla ' s diamond. Intended to clean the room, but as the hall is already crowded with furniture. I guess 1 will put off cleaning for another week. 1:00—Have Just partaken of soup, a surprise, and a microscopic dish of sauce. Every¬ body sore because the mail ha been given out. 4:50 Tried to study but failed, as 1 haven ' t yet acquired the ability to concen¬ trate when I have more than six callers. Heard Ruth complaining because Minnie snored on so many keyB she couldn ' t learn her song. Yuma and Ruth spent the afternoon rehearsing Just What a Little Malden Should Do. Endeavored to sleep but Just as slumber fell upon me Fuzzy broke cliair number three. Mr . Arthur claimed it was done by main force or awkwardness. Elsa and Lcotn spent the nfternoon arguing on the fundamentals of teaching. 5:80—All at dinner. Janette invented a scheme whereby piecrust resembles Miss Blgford ' s mouth i Wonder how she did it?). Another topic of conversation was Whv the pic ran short at Mrs. Arthur ' s table. Little brother came rushing (?) in late, delayed by flirting with Carrie, who was excused to play tennis. 08 7:00—Telephone on duty. Two ringB were heard in room 24, which were followed by a wild clamor. Ap¬ pearing on the scene I found Yuma, who had been locked in by Retta half wav over the transom, shrieking. Heavens, who can it be this time? Virginia answered insinuatingly: Well, it Isn ' t Mr. Lee. illanolic was in the hall trying to find a dress that would hook and excited lest Ed would lie unfriendly (Friend i at such a long wait. Some one recommended anti-fat. Returning to mv room I found the usual bunch of tormentors leaning out the window. For blocks away could be heard remarks such as theBe: Who 1 b that with Veva? Oh, I guess not, Ned.” There goea fourteen hundred a week.” Poor Helen with her first Kindergartener.” Honk, honk, get out of the way. Oh. there goes Ruth dramatizing her favorite song. ' Look Into My Eyes and say it.” Blanche did make it after all. Soft cooing heard outside, which blended harmoniously to the melodies of love, rendered by Mr. Williams to Miss Bigford In the parlor. Lonely Camilla was hear walling for her absent love. —All in but Elma and her crowd, delayed by a punctured tire. 10:. ' 10—Lights out. “Where are my kid curlers? Sh-h-h-h. Mrs. Arthur will be putting out this one-horse-power light. Dog gone, where ' s my mattress ” Carroll chimed In: Pipe the roof garden. Janette, can ' t you take off your shoes when you walk down this hall? Sh-h-h-h. Mrs. Arthur will be up here. Creak! creak! on the stairs. Wild scurrying. Clrla. do you want me to put these lights out? Janette, come out and face the music. Ob, 1 must get this heautifler on. Just see wliat it has done for Ruth. Good night. Mrs. Arthur. Silence f ? reigns supreme. 94 Boys Athletics Basket Ball was the only form of athletics at the V. S. N. S. this year, as only thirteen masculine outcasts entered school. As a result our prospects were rather dim, but, by dint of much exertion, considerable patience and some sarcasm. Coach Dallas and Capt. Tierney managed to get a team out. and occasionally a second team appeared, this latter event giving rise to great hilarity, in the training camp. We had regular (?) practice twice a week. From last year ' s team came Tierney and Champie, while Watkins and Baker, of the second team, appeared to help along the good work. The first game played was with the Y. XI. C. A., on December 13, when we were trimmed 29-18 in a fast, clean game, Before further games were played, we entered the Kittitas Valley league, organised between the Normal, Y. M. C. A., Thorp High. Kllenaburg High. Maryland Cli.li atul the Y. M. C. A. Cray . The right was for the valley championship. The games were all fast and snappy from the start. The first game was with Thorp High, on Jan. 10, and was won by the Normal. Baker, at forward, was the Normal mainstay. Score: Normal, 38: Thorp, 16. The second time out. the Maryland Club came along and were trimmed to the merry jingle of (6 to 19. Watkins starred at forward, making thirteen baskets, a total of 28 points, which helped some. Then came the Y, on Jan. 25 , the Normal losing a very faat game. Champie played his game at running gnard, getting three baskets from very difficut angles. Score: Normal, 19: Y. 2S. We hooked up with the Y” Grays next and Turner shone rorth. making eleven baskets the last half, with Tierney and WatkinB coming strong at forward. Roy Champie made his debut at guard and electrified the crowd by his clever playing. On Feb. 15. we ran afoul of the Ellensburg High in the fastest game of the league aeries, gome idea of the fierceness of the game can be judged from the 17-to-9 score. It was anybody ' s game from the whistle. There was no starring on the part of the Normal boys, team-work being necessary to defeat Coach Brown ' s classy aggregation. The last league game was with the Xtarylaml, they nosing out the long 93 end of a 31-to-30 game. After this game the Normal was forced to drop out on account of an over-aupply of work, which the faculty carried around for our benefit. We regretted the necessity of Buch action but It wax a case of compulsion, as It were. We held second place in the league at the time, our percentage being .667 to the “Y” .833. The schedule of outside games was not very heavy. The first game was with Cle Klum. at that famous burg, on Feb. 8. A stock of over-confidence sent us home with the abbreviated portion of a parcel labeled Normal 26, Cle Elum 29. No regrets, for we lost to a fast, square bunch. Then came our trip to Prosser and Mablon, Feb. 13 and 14. The result is sad to contemplate. In the first place, the champion Prosser five took us to their hearts in dead earnest. The post-mortem says: Normal, 27; Prosser, 4 2. It was at this noble town that Tierney and Watkins found a Merry Widow. The Mabton bunch seemed to be lying In wait, for they gathered 32 points to the Normal ' s 17. much to the edification of Mabton. In general Then the return games. Cle Elum came on Feb. 28. to repeat the dose of the rirst rrny. Nothing like that, though. Normal. 34: Cle 71um. 18. Snuf.” Mabton was next. March 7. The boys played real basket ball that night, and won a hard-fought game. 18 to 16. We know the result here at the W. 8. N. S. and hope that the MabtoniteB have a like intelligence as well. The last game wsb with the Kllenshurg High and we wound up very fittingly by defeating them. 18 to 10. This made the total number of points scored by the Normal 365 to their opponents ' 301. So closed the season. Too much credit cannot be given the members of the second team for the faithful, strenuous work they put in, in giving the first team some husky scrimmages. The training school team also turned out well, getting in some good work on their part, as well as providing the Normal team with some strenuous lal )0 Letter winners for the season were: Tierney, Watkins, Turner, Baker, Chample and Poyns, The Line-up. Couch—Jus. Dallas. Mgr.—Fred Poytis. Cap! Will Tierney. First Team. Position. Second Team. Watkins...Right Forward .R. Chample Baker....Left Forward...Poyns Turner.Center.Hawt borne Tiorney .Right Guard .Gibson C. Chnmpie.Left Guard.Shelton : ' ■ Girls Athletics The season of 1913 marks one of the most suc¬ cessful seasons in (lirls ' Basket Ball, for a number of years. This is due to their coach. Mr. Dallas, their efficient manager. Edith Martin, their captain. Clar¬ issa Smith, and the persistent work or the team. When the first call for a turn-out was sounded, manv girls answered. The first few week or practice was rather discouraging to the anxious athletes, as it was difficult to obtain a coach who could attend the prac¬ tices faithfully, Mr. Newton Henton was kind enough to offer hi services as conch, hut did not have suffi¬ cient time to do Justice to both his work and coaching the team But what would our teum have been without the timely interest and enthusiasm of Mr. Dallas, our final coach, and the untiring energy and boosting of our manager, Edith Marlin! W. S. N. S. V . E. H. 8.. Feb. 22, 191S. After a few months of practice the girls obtained the opening game of the season with the Kllensburg High School in the H. S. (iym. The game opened with a rush and the Interest was high every moment, as the score wa evenly divided through the game. The game resulted in a score 1ft to 13. in favor of the Normal girls. The Btar of the game was Clarissa Smith, the fast center of the W. S. N. S. 9 ? !r. nl 2 V 1b6 victor y of this camp encouraged more persistent work on the part of the • S - N - � • lrla - The result of thla work la shown in the following garnet V. S. N. S. va. Mabton H. 8., March 1, 1819 _ ' ‘ I,r ® 1 nalf - wnile their opponents were Katherine n v . Th n 53. -bSStbl jari-usirsus s sr vm t;s rSsSrSHf ksw� for holding m. of w 7o?wsM. ' Uard ' d ’ rve � wial credi ' XKivHHS sr saw The line-up was as follows; W. S. N. S. Helen Ames. Forward r. M . BTON Selma Nelson. . ”..Rose Munson Claris ,, Smith..Ken ' , ;. In . 0o . ' . mttI ‘ Ella Berk . .t enter.. . . . .Edna Young Minnie Noble .Florence Bradford Helen Hunt . ard .Edna y oung Muude Blake . Rltta Sbattuck .Irene Burfield W. S. N. 8, va. E. H. S., March 11, 1813, March ' h S?ng S Miu n°po l ima r to e ir “ an ' e f m ‘ he Ellensbur High School, sided, ten to nothing BaK,!.!. h I op P onpnt8 The rirst half was one- Normal. Miss Arnes made all Ihs nnH,? 1 h ' ? ,D the K ’ con ' 1 half For the forward. Miss Noble, made !beae po n s p ajbie The ' team ™”? ° ' her ma ' e and successful MU Smith a � possiDie. The team passing was accurate ball was due befo£ h ol ' Th D ° ,r ° U ,le ' “reaching the spot when the Crim. a, guard were So[ n g ,howed ,hiU Mla � Hunt � � d Miss the high school Miss 11 nIl and M,ss VriR ,t“a«,red °.S1 ' P her . ‘ PP nent. For « K s n s, 51 tSmS SfZ , !f2 ' ™ a ■ « � • game of twenty-nine to eleven. ' be an aDd w °n a rather one-sided The girls ' ltne-up was as follows: W. S. N. 8. Helen Ames. Forward , E ' S ' Minnie Noble ... . “.Adelyn Ames Clarissa Smith . ' VenVer....V , A «le Hall Ella Berg ’ ntel . Mabel Robinson Margaret Crim. .Guard. ' ' ' ---- • Helen Hunt . ..ouard..Bessie Shoemaker Loretta Hinckley ..Ellen Jeans F. M. Carter refereed both gRmes. W. 8. N. S. va. Proaser and Mabton High Schools. The me ' ptye e V B i w.s 0 wo„ a S ,P , Mabl ° ' Mar 14 a d to nine. The game wSSTotlv con .5 V S . N S ; « lrla by � score of sixteen doubtful until the time-keener blew fr s! n .i Btar, r. t0 4lntsb and the outcome was Mabton „„d pllved£VurdE e re”� ta h‘l. fc F ”? 1 P T r the KirlB w “ ' the local learn by a score of twentv five Vi . h £ ame the Mabton girls won from speed and fine team To7k ,hron nm L,h ,wentv - on . The Normal team showed Misses Minnie Noble. Clarissa Smith Helon Mn!!f S h |° 8 T ki ' 5 ,he trip were: Selma Nelson. Ella Berg anT EdUh Mar The A ' T ' Mare ret ( ' ri and Mrs. nallas. Martin. The girls were chaperoned by Prof. 88 Club House CAST OF CHARACTERS. Mite Ringer .Starring as the fairy in The Blue Bird WiM May Max well .With the Wonderful Kellerlni Company Violot McMillan. . Krom th(! |ategt Mlislca i comedy. “The Gold Dust Twins. Eiizaboth Fletcher.1 .Leading lady In “The Girl From Minnesota Vera Camphell !!!. ' !! Known as Miss I Heckonso. with the “Wapato Wanderers Lilly Swanson.World s greatest acrobat. Appeared las! season • f , .1 n.. uthor of tile tragedy, ■■Incompatibility of Temperament” ‘■” n ai . AUth ° . .The favorite In Kentucky Babe Lillie Carrtthers.starred two seasons in The Search for Kelly Margaret Jones.Anncared ' in the tragedv Rome Day When Dreams Come True Ida Marshall. II star of ,. The With the Delicate Air Co. ..! i rite Prinima Donna noted for her Paris gowns .. .Chorus girl rrom the Happy Heine Co. Celia Cpham . ' . Recently appeared In the musical hit, , ‘ Carry Me _ .■■■ ' ' ' .Thn nlavwrieht Her lateBt success. The Girl From Missouri - -j Cora Middleton.’. . . . - The worldlfamoos moving picture actrea. 99 ACT I.—SCENE L Hall of the Co-operative Club House. Hall lined with trunks, leaving a small passage way into the dining room and parlor. Several girls scattered around on trunks, stairway and doorsteps. FRANCES (with her voice that carries so, ushering in Vera and Luella. the laic arrivals : “Girls, Come right in here first and sec our room. We came early and have the grandest room. Marie and Maude are going to room with me.” VERA: “I reckon we ' ll have some grand times around that fireplace.” LUELLA: And notice the Inverted candelabra effects of the illuminating apparatus. MARIE:: That carpet gets me. Look at the holes in it. It makes me tired.” VERA (counting the trunks and hunting for names on suitcasesi: I reckon all the old clubites are back again. I hope the new ones aren ' t sticks. h RANGES: ‘ That reminds me. It ' s time we went to meet the other girls.” MAUDE: There isn ' t a thing in this house to eat. We ' ll have to stop at thv Antlers, coming back.” FRANCES: Come on, kids. EXEUNT. ACT I. Same Hall. More girls present. SCENE II. MAUDE: Here ' s a suitcase that looks ns if it had been to Europe Vera ' s. I 11 bet. But who is E. B. F. ” VICTOR: No, I reckon my suitcase hasn’t seen Europe yet. That belongs to the new girl from Tacoma. ' Fetch Her ' or something like that. You kuow Miss: Ringer picked her out.” f l s ? ay ' he ’ 8 cutest girl. She ' s going to room with Violet and May in the attic. They re in the Romeo and Juliet now. Ida is the possessor of this suitcase. Josle ' s sister you know. LUELLA: “I predict that you will acquire a deep affection for her. IDA (From head of the front stairsl: Does any ono know whether Fordle is coming back or am 1 going lo room alone FRANCES: No, she la 111 and can ' t come for two weeks.” VIOLET: Look nt Otto ' s l uby grand lu the living room. I wonder If we can play rag-time this year.” Enter Miss Ringer and Otto, with their arms full of groceries. nil ” No ' no rag-time on the piano this year. You are all good cooks. W ho wants the honor of getting the first dinner in the new club? Normar ' LET Husttly,: “Come on. Marie, let ' s take Bee and show her the Exit, Violet, Bee. May, Marie. Let ' s ' try 1 !? 1 1 Golng luickly to the door: I reckon that hammock looks good. Exit. Vera. Maude. Luella. HU,J RANCBS (Looking after the other girls): “Let ' s take Ida up to Craig ' s Exit. Frances, Llilte, Ida. then mX rVayVX, ' wuh ar ° Und he emP ‘ roora for a moment ' Miss Ringer’s voice, from distance: “Well. I wonder why they all left.” ACT II. SCENE I. wood ' bo 8 ' J ' Trw, 8 Klv t lr ' 0 „ on ,he ted. on the eouch. two In the chair. ,h f r ' M “ Ringer sn,llln complanectiy from her rocking Maud SdW 7- ' ? 8 Kood-lonklug group but you ' re naughty sometimes. when Dr HarrU , P y ? Ur do ,°. r lo8e l lo ‘� better, but yesterday it was open wnen i r. Hadis tame in. and speaking of doors, you know girls vesterdav I f«.lt Ui ' to ( ' he ' natury n 1£nc 1 1 ' u ' d ho ' ut the pantry. Frances, you sang before 7:30 this morning. Please be quiet 10 � 10 ' 15 Marie, will you ring the study bell? I don ' t believe there Is anything morn this evening.” MAUDS: “Ye . Miss Ringer, there Is something more. Vera and l don ' t want to get dinner any more. Nobody likes the way we cook. VIOLET: Why, Maude, we never said a thing about it. VERA: “Violet, you said tonight that you wouldn ' t eat liver and bacon at all. MAUDE: Yea, and Ida is always saying something about tapioca pudding and tomatoes.” IDA: Well. I did say that 1 didn ' t like tapioca pudding, and I don ' t, so there. FRANCES: Mis Ringer, may I go? 1 have to entertain my company.” MISS RINGER: “Nobody can go till we decide this. We have to have some cooks and the first one who goes will have to be one.” Exit. Francis. An hour later, after much discussion, the girls file out the door. MISS RINGER: Lillie and May will help Frances. All right girl . ACT III. SCENE I. Scene In living room. Study bell rings violently. Lower hall girls stream down¬ stair , screaming. Some ask if It ' s a spread, others ir it ' s a fire. MARIE: “It ' a only because 1 want to study, you mutts.” IDA: Now. what ' s wrong with Marie?” MARIE: Well, if you want to celebrate come on in. We have three minutes. Let ' s have a dance.” UEE: May, you play the Black Hawk Walla.” (May seats herself at the piano and begins to play, accompanied by Margaret on the guitar and Ida with the 7 . it It e r. The other girls acramble for their partners. MABEL (After dancing for fifteen minutes): Gork, I ' m tired. Let’s have a change. LUELLA: Oh, Swannle, my room mate dear, play one of your favorites. I eel so exuberant I should like to trip the light fantistica. SWANNIE: Well, girls, I’ll play II Trovatore for you, all my music la clas¬ sical. BEE: Oh. Swannic, we can ' t dance to that. Play something else.” MABEL: Roommate, get that grouch off your face, you ' ll hear from him tomorrow, Maude, tell her the dream you had last night about her and— IDA: Horrors, Maude, what makes you dream auch awful things?’ MAY: “Well, dearie, maybe his arm ' s broken and he can ' t write. But, Mabel, dearie. liana ' arm isn ' t broken, three letters n day! VIOLET: I,et ' a have some eat . Margaret you can cook aud wash the dishes. too. (Phone ring . May answers it.) MAY: Violet, dearie, I think it ' s— (Whispers name). Violet converse with loud and helpful suggestion from the girl . Finally — VIOLET: “Yes, I ' ll be ready in rifteen minutes MARGARET: Well, girls, Violet has made a date again. CARRITHKRS: “Well, Murguerite, we don ' t cure- I ' ll take you down to Schultz. Enter, Celia Lydia and Esther. CELIA: Why didn ' t you klda ring the dinner bell out doors. We haven’t had anything to eat since last night. SWANNIE: “Why, dear, I got up from the table to go out and ring the bell for you. LYDIA: “What was it, a kettle cover? It was a frying pan last night.” ESTHER: I ' m sure Swannle saved something for me. MARGARET: It ' s your own rault, I guess, if you ' re late.” LYDIA: Come on, Celia, I ' m going to the kitchen. I ' m sure there are some corn flakes anyway.” MAUDE: You bel there are. honey.” MABBEL: Let ' B alt follow Violet to the show. Bee. are you game?” nEE: No, I ' m going to study tonight. MAl ' DE: I can ' t go I haven’t anything to wear. BEE: Well, Ida, what are we going to have for breakfast Cream toast?” IDA: “Don ' t mention breakfast to me. GIRLS: ' ' We ' re off for the show, come on every one. Here go the chaperones. EXEUNT. 101 Wise and Otherwise Olio on Prof. Morgan. Watkins: Mr. Morgan caught me mimicking him during assembly (his morning. Poyns: What did he say? Watkins: “He told me to stop making a fool ot myself.” Wlint’s the Vse? What ' s the use of guessing Before reports come out If you have been studying You needn ' t have a douht. But if you ' ve been bluffing What ' s there to kick about? A Student. A student la a body of solid matter surrounded by studies. Most students, however, are impervious to their surroundings. The most notable characteristics of students are their ability to make excuses and their wonderful capacity for absorb¬ ing knowledge (out of school). The Normal student is the most interesting or all because he defies classification. Some students are known to have studied, but instances are rare and isolated. Heard in tYimmwial Geography Class. Prof. Mehner: What would happen If each place raised Its own products and exchanged with no one?” Miss Ella Berg: It would be a Brown County for sure.” Pror. Mehner (After an unusual chemistry test): I think the first three letters in chemistry should be dropped and call it mystery.” Prof. Klemme (In Psychology, reading names of his new class): Hazel Boy- ington. That ' s a suggestive name, alright. Miss Rentschler. That ' s a good name to change.” Miss Hoffman To Seniors at teachers ' meeting): “If any of you should be sick or die. please Inform me at once.” Baker. I have an idea. Genevieve. G. Dove: Treat It kindly. Frank, it’s in a strange place. A little girl, walking with her mother, upon meeting Mr. Poyns. said: Step aside, mother, and let the geutleman pass. Prof. Mehner (Speaking of Socrates the dog. who was chewing a rock in the corner): Why don’t you feed that dog? I hate to see him go hungry but 1 must preserve my specimens. Mr. Klemme: On the first page you will find the beginning.” Baker, absent from parliamentary law. Prof. Morgau: “Is he working up for the basket ball game?” Chas. Cham pie: I think he is working at something else. Prof. Morgan: ' Ts he trying to make himself popular with some young lady?” 102 Mias Hoffman answer the telephone fall. STSb.. thU U the Principal of the Training School. __ Dr. Harris, In English; Next time we will commence with the tenth question. thence to hell. __ Hair-Raising Adventure. Scene—Dining Room, of Dormitory. Sotting—Dinner Table. ACT I. • Gee aint it fierce the way th ose Senior girls pull hair? ACT II. Gee aint it fierce the way Mr . Arthur shook Jeanette? act in. • Gee aint it fierce how the Jap got all the hairpins? Prof Klein me: There are W n teachers in this country who —tott? “TheVcanTafford the c.gar _ Composed by a Deft-out. in an hour of Anguish after the Basket Ball game. Mr. Tierney, smiling CuA-wel th q ' ui” i hend- Gu %rknZ in what direction (Over toward the end ) Cast vour eye a little farther: oh, what is It there we see . with dear Irene, it her vaguely wondering If if all a dream. Setsai: s sstra s,sss as - - F.lla Berg: Say. doe. anybody know where my gym shoes are? 1 Voice: ‘ Oo to Hel-en and Hunt. ;r: smjs, ss� • What did you get in art. Minnie’ “H-m. they tried to make my monogiam. instead of a grade. 1 The Ten Commandment of the Dorm. Thou .halt curl thy hair with kid curlers, for candles are an abomination to the insurance company. . . uc , n tv.fourth thou Twenty-three houra thou mayst play card, hut the twenty fourtn must spend in slumber. . . ,, stocking in Boston this Thou shall not steal oranges and conceal them in tby stocking. would be considered n breach of etiquette. Thou Shalt not practice oral expression or gym. during 6tud h r Thou hads. better come in backwards after ten-thirty, so a. not to face Mrs. Arthur (unless thou hast a key). Thou shalt not take the Seattle Daily Times. Thou shalt not rag. It shocks the faculty. Taint nice Thou shalt not soak thy basketry reeds in the bath tub. Taint nl - Thou shall run thy enemy for house president. Thou really must he good. 103 Jeanette S. (Wandering about the halls of the Dorm): “To move or not to move, that la the question. Let nothing come between us, love, He cried. In accents tender. Gee. said the small boy. neatb the couch. It ' d have to tie awful slender. New Junior: What Is that chimney out on the campus for? ' Wise Senior: Why, the school board doesn ' t want the grass to freeze out on the lawn, so they make a fire there and heat hot water to keep the plants warm.” Freshman girl (Looking over her physical report!: Why, look here. I haven’t a heart. Dear Santa:— This here is the list of the things the Faculty want in their stocking. They didn ' t have the nerve to send it. ' cause It ' s babyish: Prof. Wilson wants some self-control pills Tor the Seniors and Secondaries. Prof. Morgan, a Roberts Rules of Order and a Constitution for Mondav Assemblies. Dr. Harris, some properly written letters, ' cause the Seniors are tired of mnkin ' em for her. You ' d better sign Sincerely Yours. Dr. Munson, a pineal eye to put in that turtle. Miss F.nsle, some strong spirits (for the school song). Miss Bullock, a year ' s subscription to the Appeal to Reason.” Miss Stellar, some appreciation for the pretty pictures the Juniors ha ' been a-makin ' . Prof. Klcmme. some days that are twenty-six hours long, so he won ' t have to hurry,; also some hair—tonic. Prof. Mehner, a new camera. The Sophies busted his last one. Miss Hutchinson, a season ticket to the basket ball games. She aint been out but once—Just once. Miss Grupe, a gross of tooth-brushes to send to Brown County. Miss Hoffman, some G ' s. She seems to run out of ' em. Miss Meisner, some more Juniors to learn Kindergarten work. They are Bo bright. Mr. Whitney, another duster coat, please, ’cause this one ' s getting short for him. I guess the rest of the Faculty aint very particular what they get. If this is too late for Christmas, you can Just keep it Tor next year, ' cause 1 don ' t think thev ' ll get cm between times. If they do I ' ll let you know. Yours truly, LITTLE HELPER. Prof. Munson, In Biology: Miss Crain, what is our lesson about today?” Miss Crain: Ton were to finish the lecture you started Friday, and we were to have the first lesson in our book.” Miss Hutchinson, in Oral Expression: Mia. Kraus, you must leave the earth.” Other papers all remind us We can make our own sublime. If our Tellow students send us Contributions all the lime. Here a little, there a little Story, club note, song and jest: If you want a good school paper Each of you must do your best. —Anon 104 VPo have noticed that some of the girl and all of the boys are •“ ' [•W h � rd time with the new and rather complex directions for making oneself twautlful. ■ have decided to print herein a few simple rule , which, if they wish to try. wc � l 1 guarantee will bring startling results: To reduce freckles, pry them out gently with a nut pick; should this fail, try Masting. The drooping lid may be acquired by sitting up late at night Brilliancy may be Imparted to the complexion by powdering with diamond dust, Friend to W. T. Monday following Sunday afternoon: Say, Will, things are getting interesting. Please explain. W. T.: Oh, you know. Spring Is coming. We have been fortunate in obtaining several new animals for the W. S. N. S. xoo thi season and now have: One craln. three bullocks, one Campbell, one bair, one dove, two martins, a kldd and a coon. Anita, In gymnasium: Which foot do you put back first in this exercise Miss Davidson: The rear one. Prof. Mehncr, In Physical Geography: Miss Borg, what would a company do If they had their machinery in one section of the country and coal fields In another? E. B.: “Why, they would transport their machinery.” Smith Ames to Cross the Waters of the Bigford. and Chase the Baker from the Whltehouse. Clara Berg: If I had my own will 1 would never teach school.” Teacher, giving out census blanks: Now Johny, take this slip and fill it out. giving the address of your parents.” Johnny: “My father is dead and 1 don’t know his address.” Gladys: Leoia, 1 saw you spooning yesterday, on the railroad track. Leola: Oh, 1 din t know any one was within a mile.” What is the matter, non? Where is the Roe?” “Oh. Chester Turn (ed er loose and went to see the Taylor about the Price of Cotton. Dr. Munson: Whal do you call a man who takes up a now proposition?” P. Prickett: An undertaker,” Mr. Meliner. in Geography: There are about five people who haven ' t handed In their note books yet, and it is almost time for them to be handed in again. Baker, quickly: Don ' t read the names, Mr. Mehner. Mr. Mehner: No, it would hardly be worth while, Watkins, to the hunch: Now let ' s sing my song.” Poyns: What is it?” Watkins: Saved by Grace.” Wit: Tom said he was going to let his mustache grow Just because I like It, So there. 105 Carrltbers: Yes, nnd be told Helen Ames he wee going to share it oft be¬ cause she didn’t like it.” Wit: Well, men are all faUe. anyway.” Henry cannot Bair the Wit of the Young Gardener very Long in the Loba (Lobby) at Wittenberg. Miss Stellar, in art. to Mr. Poyns (the only boy In the class): You have hud all this work, Mr. Poyns, but I must give it to these girls and you can see Just how it must be presented to the little people.” German II, Class, Mr. tTcbikata: That German dictionary is rotten. H. Brunn: Das 1st nlchl Deutch.” Mr. U.: No. I ' m speaking English now.” Would Vervlan Waite while Clara rows IRoe-s) to Marion ' s Camp, where Helen Hunts Bullocks? Mr. Mehner. in Geography: Speaking of bluffs, some of you are acquainted with them. Ann Wittenberg: Ye . Baker, for Instance. Mr. Mehner, looking straight at Ann: ‘‘And he’s not the only one.” Dr. Munson In Sociology: Miss Martin, why it is that men and women marry person of different characteristics?” E. Martin: I can ' t speak for others, but variety Is the spice of life for me. i ram P ,5n ,he Burbank near the White Burch on Easterday and see the Miller Doust the Kid d for Potter lng( with Rodman ' s Peairs. .. , A fifth-grade boy in defining skeleton, says: A skeleton is a man with his insides out and his outsides off. Mis Stellar, in construction work: Now Mis Campbell made this little avia- lion cap. Notice the bill In the back of it. Miss Campbell: No, I never mndc it. in avialTnn 1 11 1 Th fn “ ,M lonsa to so,ne oth r club house girl who is interested Btof. Klemmc, calling the roll: Miss Manson (silence), Ellen, where art tbou ? Happened on the Sleigh Ride. Vervian: “Say. Claude, do you know 1 love you truly? Claude After a sleepy pause): Uh, yes. I thought so.” Freda T., In English: I thought tense meant to be tight. Miss Bullock: The right of children to make mud pies should be mentioned in the Declaration of Independence.” Prof. Klemme. in Psychology: Mis Gordon, do you inherit good looks?” Mr. Tierney, at meeting of the Associated Student , appointed four on a committee for the re vision of the constitution. log Mr. Carlson: 1 tlilnk we ought to have an odd number. Mr! Tierney: “Well, IH appoint Miss Bailey. Overheard ••Celia, what did you get In arithmetic?” Celia: Oh. 1 got through.” Olrl in Algebra Class: Mr. Williams, shall wo leave this example on the board ” Mr. Williams: Yes. you may erase. Boy: In Latin ' Neco ' means—1 kill.” Henson: In Japanese ' Neco 1 means—cat. tj Marvin: In English Kill-cat ' means—had luck for nine years. Growing mustaches a specialty. Where? On the upper lip. How about holding hands? It ' s a specialty, too—in the Algebra class. Who is the specialist? Tom Williams, of course. Dr. Munson: What will happen to a beet If grown in ground that has been plowed quite shallow?” E. M.: ”It will be disfigured.” Prof. Klemme: “I don’t know when Washington lived but it was some time in the past. In Oral Expression. ' Emphasis? Why emphasis ls-is-is different thun touch or pitch or any of those things— Yea. it’s different than milking cows, too, but that Isn ' t very different. Hoy’ Definition of tlic Constitution. Ques.: What is the Constitution? Ans.: Why it’s the bnck of the hook that nobody reads.” Prof. Morgan, In Algebra class: We have finished one page, ready for the next. Alright, turn over.” (After a few secondsl. ”1 mean, turn the page over.” Pound in Physics Lahratory. To map the magnet field, write your name on the back of the paper and put it over the magnets and sift filings over it. Struppler: “That report has got my goat. Shelton: Why don ' t you keep your goat tied up? Frances Wit (looking at a campaign button : “What does W. and M. stand Junior: “Wilson and Marshall. Frances: Who are they?” —This from a Senior! Anna Wittenberg (In English class): “I think that story is too old for the fourth grade. Why. it seems to appeal to me, aa old as I am. ' 107 Waiter, at the Dormitory: “How will you have your oysters? ' Students: “RAW! RAW! RAW! Blanche A.; “Why doesn’t the moon radiate heat like the sun?” Ruth E.: You would never hear of moonlight strolls. Mr. Mehner: If in taking excursions for geographical purposes one was unable to go, what would you do? Ruth Eckert: “Tnke that student some Saturday. Mr. Mehner: That would be alright if it was the eighth grade. Echoes From tJip Kindergarten. Ralph, looking at the flrBt pussy willows of the season: behind the stove they’ll hatch out Into little kittens, won’t they? “If you put them . Teacher to child: How did you reel when you were doing something you kiic?w m 1 b wrong Child: I feeted like I was a little bit sick. aren’tyou ' ? ° who U lo ‘ in a 8tor « : Well, little girl. I guess you’re lost, Florence: No, I’m not lost but 1 guess my Mama is. fin, Af vc r Little Girl: Thank you. Miss Meisner, for the pleasant time. My Mama didn t tell me to say It, either. 1 thought of It all by myself. matinee Jack, seeing a picture of a cinnamon grove where they get the cinnamon buns?” Is this Little girl: “In winter they give the cow nice, warm brandy (bran).” Child: May I play the cyclone (xylophone)? K!T. Chlld ’ chos0n another in game Farmer In the Dell. “ ' ' dren s!ng--“The Nurse Takes the Dog. but Bhe chooses no one. some one asks: Why don’t you choose the dog? New child, looking around the room: Where is the dog?” Finally . ... ' y arren “f hn ,® r °? ,he Playground to a child who has a wooden sword: If you th , ey .i yfj to the insane asylum and then If you don’t behave they II pul you in the electricity chair and they’ll kill you.” couldn’t le help°it : Mlas a, 1,ar ’ 1 mdn ' mean 10 cut UP 80 � class, but I trlcka 8 S,ellar: “ Tea ’ 1 know ’ 1 alwa ' laugh myself, you do such amusing little Dr Munson, in Biology animal do you call It? Lewis W.: Why. It ' s a vegetarian. The amoeba feeds on plants, now what kind of an try. M Fm R r HU m 1 1m, r L ' I will explain how R Is done and then you hirst, put your right toe on your left shoulder—” lOg B. (gracious Junior), motioning to Dr. Harris to take the right-of-way: Age before beauty. Crocer: These are the Ellensburg worm less apples (hard green one ). ‘ ' jr wit: They are ao hard that a worm couldn ' t bore Into them. 1 There was a young lady named Gladys Whose looks were always the saddest. So she put on a grin And she looked so like sin That she kept it forever to scare the young men. 2 There was a young lassie named Pearl Whose hair was bound never to curl So she braided It tight And during the night It kinked and would never unfurl. 3 There was a young lady named Fuzzy, Her hair was all curly and wuzzy— She thought it a sin So she pulled till ' twas thin And the next crop came out just as fuzzy. 4 There was a young rellow named Tierney To Prosser he’went on a Journey. There he met a fair maid, Won her heart, so ' tla said. ’TIs strange to what actions some people are lead. Miss II.: Powdwer and spasmodlcs are absolutely essential to all girls in this ' •limnie. Mias Stellar. In art: They don ' t look bo different If you don ' t look at them. B. Cox, in Psychology class: “I bet Prof. Klemme waa a perfect fright In school, or he ' d not know all about us students.” Birdie Anderson, In Education; The married women among the Pueblo Indians were distinguished in that they always had their hair banged off around their faces. ' Aral C.: What did you Bay!” Frightened Pupil: Nothing.” Mlsa C.; Well, don ' t say it again. Ivor 8.: I think I shall revise the alphabet. Minnie G.: What ' s the idea! Ivor: Well, so that V and I will stand cloBe together.” Chet Turner: Do you like codfish balls!” Phoebe: “I never attended any.” I (19 Dr. L. F. WASSON DENTIST Office in Zwicker Block, next to Farmers Bank PHONE MAIN 147 WE CAN HELP YOU SAVE OUR LINE OF Ladies’ Furnishings, Ribbons, Laces and Embroideries Is bought at bargain prices and turned over to you without fancy profits A COMPLETE LINE OF STATIONERY BRILEY’S BARGAIN STORE “Richardson’s Art Goods” m C. E. WHEELER CO. 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WOLFF CO Peck ' s Clothes Arrow Collars Monarch Shirts Nakota Hats Copeland Ryder Shoes Dayton Shoes R. V. 1). Underwear Cooper Union Suits Gloves, Sox, Ties Suit Cases and Club Bags All colors. All prices. Carmody Seeley Clothing and Furnishings. 313 N. Pearl St. 114 accuracy Insures Confidence and Success. Prescription compounding requires accuracy, absolute accuracy, to produce results your physician seeks. We guarantee it in filling prescriptions, because of our thor¬ ough system of safeguards and checks. A prescription brought to us carries an insurance policy of accuracy. Also—Count your pay. It’s hard earned. (let a dollar’s worth for each one of those dollars. You gave that much work for each. Full value is certain at our drug store. Quality and accuracy in our prescription work. So do your trading with The Perry Drug Co. Phone Black 2201. Meledorma Cream for Chapped Hands and Face. We are sole agents. Owl Drug Store Prescription Druggists. Model Pharmacy School Supplies. Agent for Eastman’s Kodaks, Velox and Azo Papers, Films, Etc. 0. W. BAIL, Prop. 107 E. 4th St. ELLENSBURG WASH. 115 Carscadden Grocery Co PURE FOOD PURVEYORS. Freeh Vegetables and Fruits a Specialty. Our Service Is Second to None. Phone Main 45. 107 Third St. One Quality GILMORE GILMORE Fresh Groceries, Feed The Best and Produce. Quality For that jaded appetite, and Come to Prompt Service. Packwood Co Everything Fresh in Season. GROCERS. Phone Main 104. n : Williams-Smithson Co GENERAL HARDWARE. A Hint to Housekeepers. I f I wanted a good kettle, That’s made of fine metal; And knives that are sharp and new; Some rope for a clothes line, A lid, sauce pan, or twine, I’d go to Williams-Smithson, wouldn’t you ? 308-310 N. Pearl St. Phone Main 30. FARM IMPLEMENTS. STOVES AND TINWARE. 117 T. W. Farrell PALMER BROS. Harness and Saddles, Tents, LIVERY, FEED AND SALE Awnings, Miners’ Supplies. STABLE Oldest Shop in the City. Ordered Work a Specialty. Repairing on Short Notice. Corner Sixth and Main. PHONE BLACK 1471. Phone No. Main 17. Kittitas Your Telephone Meat Market Puts you within speaking dis¬ tance of 6,000 home people, as well as 647,245 Long Distance Subscribers in the Pacific Northwest. Dealer in Fresh and Salted Meats. Fish in Season. Tlie Modern way is the tele¬ phone way. Don’t Travel—Telephone. If you don’t have a telephone just call up the installment de¬ partment—they will take care of you. ELLENSBURG Good Service Guaranteed. TELEPHONE COMPANY 118 FLYNN’S GO TO SHOE STORE H. A. Gotzian There is where the shoes are For All-Leather sold. They are worn every- where hv every one in town— Gymnasium Shoes except you. “Always in the Lead.” •m J. P. FLYNN. They are the Best. The Bazar Roy Weaver Willis Manners, Props. DENTIST China, Glassware, Toys and Stationery Phone Main 70. Pearson Block, Ellensburg, Wash. HUBBELL BUILDING. To Our Friends THE NORMAL STUDENTS We appreciate vour patronage and support this past year. We hope we have deserved them. Our constant aim is to please and entertain you. We will be pleased to meet many of you next year. Very Sincerely, ISIS THEATRE Can bu Swim? The Y. M. C. A. Swimming Pool is the best place to learn S pecial Membership for Students Dormitory Rooms, Gymnasium, Hand Ball Court, Reading Room, Shower Baths, Running Track, Lockers, Writing Tables Young Men’s Christian Association Fourth and Water Streets. Phone Main 133 120 The Crown Cleaners. WHY? Ellensburg Pantorium Special rates to Normal Stu¬ dents. Clothes called for and delivered. All work guaran teed. Can make your old clothes look like new. Clothes cleaned, pressed and repaired. V e are up-to-date and change with the fashions. French dry cleaning a specialty Prices are right. Phone Main 108. We Aim to Please. JAMES E. WILSON 420 N. Pine Street. Phone Main 122. A. E. EMERSON H. M. BALDWIN Pautzke’s Art Under the firm name of Studio Payne Emerson The leading photographic es¬ tablishment in Central Wash- P� ANCY GROCERIES _ AIR PRICES f RIENDIjY treatment 1 REE SERVICES. ington — always up-to-date. Latest styles of finish and mountings, developing and furnishings for amateurs. COME IN. KODAKS Sanitary Store For Sale or Rent, Next Door to P. 0. 212 Pearl Street. 121 The Bank of Ellensburg Tlic oldest oldest Bank in the County offers for your reflec¬ tion the following Lincoln gem: “Teach economy; that is one of the first virtues. It begins with saving money.” —A. Lincoln. the bank of ellensburg 1 Percent, on Savings Deposits. L. 11. SNOW DEN, President. Without overlooking the all important requisite ‘Comfort’ 1 give to you glasses with that desirable exclusiveness in ap¬ pearance that is so essential to particular people who appre¬ ciate good glasses. Dr. E. C. Mohler Sight Specialist. 318 Pearl Street, Ellensburg Washington. ►S. S. NESBIT, Cashier. Watchmaker, Engraver Ellensburg, Wash. 318 N. Pearl St. 122 THE Washington National Bank of ELLENSBURG, WASHINGTON. CAPITAL AND SURPLUS. $ 110,000.00 Resources . 1,084,646.11 The only bank in Kittitas County which is under U. 8. Gov¬ ernment supervision and examination. Depository for the United States Postal Savings Funds, State of Washington, County of Kittitas and City of Elleusburg. ELLENSBURG CONSOLIDATED ABSTSACT CO (Incorporated) ABSTRACT ' S OF TITLE Office 106 W. Fourth Street, Ellensburg. Fae-siinile Copies of all County Records in Our Vaults. II. B. CARROLL, President F. E. CRAIG, Manager. Phone Main 91. ADVICE TO NORMAL STUDENTS Before deciding where to get your household furnish¬ ings to set up housekeeping, come in and you’ll find that we have the very things to make your home comfortable, cozy and convenient. Our Specialties—Nealy Mat¬ tresses, Sid way Baby Car¬ riages and Hoosier Kitchen Cabinets. Empire Furniture Co J. C. BENCH SON, Pine St. Ellensburg, Wash. 12 THIS BOOK IS A “ MADE IN ELLENSBURG ” PRODUCT It was printed and bound in the plant of The Record Press, and is 1 laii sample of the work turned out by The Record, which has one of the best equipped printing plants in the Pacific Northwest. •Special attention is paid to school annuals and booklets requiring line halftone and color planting. II N. Main Struct Phono Main It Publishers: The Evening Record Ellens burg Localiier You can save 25 per cent, on engrave.! cards and invitations by ordering here. We carry most everything In paper, cardboard, cover paper, bonds, flats, typewriter paper, and carbon paper. Loose leaf bookkeeping sets. AGENTS KOVAL TYPEWRITERS 124 H. B. CARROLL CO Real Estate, Insurance and Surety Bonds. Farm Lands and Orchard Tracts Collections of Rents, ( ' are of Property for Non-residents. Phone Main 69. 114 E. 4th Street. Ellensburg, Wash. Cba . H. Flummerfelt W. n. Price Flummerfelt Price Real Estate. Insurance and Brokerage ELLENSBURG, WASH. THE FARMERS BANK Ellensburg, Wash. Capital and Surplus $60,000.00 U. S, Depository for Postal Savings. Officers: JAMBS RAMSAY. Pres. R. MSB BARNES. Vice-Pres. S. P. WIPPEL, Vice-Pros. J. C, STERLING, Cashier W, L. BURCH. Ass’t. Cashier Washington State Normal School AT EMJCN8BCKG. Established 1890; owned Sep¬ tember 6, 1891. Central Building erected in 1893. Training School Building Erected In 1908. Kind ITilldpal B. P. Barge. 1891-1891 Second Principal P. A. Get . 1894-1898 Third Principal W. E. Wilson, 1898- The grounds were extended and a dormitory building was erected in 1911. The twenty-third school year will open September 2, 1913. The appropriations for the biennum April 1, 1913, to April 1, 1915, amounts to $150,000. An advanced course of three years is offered, which includes elective work in a number of vocational as well as cultural and professional lines, qualifying for special department teaching or supervision. A four-year course from the tenth grade and a two-year course for graduates of accredited four-year high schools lead to a diploma which authorizes the holder to teach iu any of the schools of the state for five years. After three years of successful teach ing the holder of a diploma becomes entitled to a life diploma. Tuition is free. The annual registration fee is ten dollars, one-half of which is returnable. Board with furnished rooms in the Dormitory or the Normal Club House costs four dollars per week. For particular information, a catalog and an illustrated his¬ torical and descriptive book, address the principal or the secretary. W. E. 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