Central Valley High School - Bear Yearbook (Veradale, WA)

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L.......-- - .. SENIOR P ROPHECY lCon+.l V809 Paula Mafson is running a nursery for pre-Gonzagans lGef um youngl! We see where fhe Bob Brunas are leaving for fhe Isle of Capri on an exfended romanfic honeymoon. Mrs. Bruna. fhe former Beverly Mohandro. has given up her career as bubble dancer af fhe Unique Theafer. ln fhe Limelighf we find Diane Moore who is fhe newly elecfed cell queen of Sing Sing. She will be crowned by fhe old queen. Evelyn Rooks. Jean Sfephens is running for Miss Flaf Tire of 'bl lWe find fhaf she is ineligible, however. because she recenfly married fhe big business fycoon. Alvin Almandinger. Jackie Parkinson is affending fhe bar af Breezy Poinf. Her recenf divorce from Walfer Levine made her wanf fo drown her sorrows. Mary Lou Sampson has been reading fhe Bible lafely and is sfill looking for Delila. Ellen Wilson has been soaking up fhe profifs in a diaper facfory. She fook up fhe work affer years of sad experiences wifh her own family. Jean Rorrison has been modeling for Powers lWashingfon Wafer Powerl. Heir qualificafions are perfecf because of fhe wafer on her knees. Mary Thomas and Laura Smifh are sfill are Cenfral Valley frying fo sell fo Miss Dickinson a i949 annual. Helen Norfhcuff has iusf been elecfed queen of a donkey rodeo. She was con- sidered eligible because of her long ears. Jo Ann Ruark, Donna Shaw. and Ann Syron are in a dance frio af fhe Unique Theafer. Soon if will be reduced fo a feam of Ruark and Shaw since Miss Syron is marrying fhe manager. Frank Kraff. LaVerne Sorenson is driving a garbage fruck af Rockford. Ehe willfick up any dill. for a pricel. The infernafional esfablishmeni of Graff. Gri bin, an Green are buying her ouf. lThey iusf pick up.l Jeanne Weeks, Jeanne Folsom, and Johnie Woods are working on fhe quiz kids program lscrubbing floors and cleaning up before 'lhe programl. Richard Alberfson has iusf developed a new fheory of relafivify. In a recenf in- ferview he said. Einsfein was absolufely wrong. Lafesf word from Jerry Karsfeffer. whose volunfary seclusion in an igloo in norfh- ern Siberia, in order fo finish his book. l-low 'ro Repel Women . sfarfled fhe whole world. is fhaf fhe lasf chapfer No. CMXCIX. will come off fhe press as soon as he finishes his argumenf wifh his press agenf. Delores Berg. Joan Morrison and Edward Ranniger are currenfly sfarring in fhe lasf Talarico producfion. Agog and A-fwiffer . besf-seller by Darlene Fiegel. Sfanley Truman, Lesfer Wold. and Gerald Wrighf are parfners in fhe firm. T.W.W. and Sons . They are associafed wifh fhe Sfreef Cleaners Union. John Maflack and wife. Norma Abbo'H' have flown fo China for fheir second honeymoon. There fhey will be ioined by fhaf famous dancing couple. Herberl' Mc- lnfos and Delores Grinsfead who have billed all over Europe.

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SENIOR WILL IConT.I 'E' I, Melvin Kellmer, will my abiliTy To skip school and geT caughT To Dick Mulvihill. I, Vern Sale, will m abiIiT To gel' along wiTh Mr. Ray Thacker, To Glenn Mo'H'. I, STan Truman, will my abiliTy To wreck '36 Fords To Ken Miller. I, Darrell Triber, will my appeTiTe Tor cheese To Gene Hair, alias RabbiT. I, Jeanne Weeks, leave To ioin Gonzaga UniversiTy STudenT Body. I, Barbara Halverson, leave my ways oT geTTing The Teachers mad aT me over pep rallies To nexT year's cheer leaders. I, Rosie Talarico, will my quieT ways in and ouT oT class To Beverly Sullivan. I, Jerry KarsTeHer, will my abiliTy To dicTaTe To slaves To Jim Fordyce. I, Del HarTman, will my long eyelashes To Beverly Sullivan. I. WaITer Levine, leave The mice in Locker Q67 To some lucky Junior. I, Ron Perron, leave-aT lasT!! I, Ray S'I'evig, will my senior English book To The poor Junior who has To read IT Twice as I did. I, Bob STone, leave my place in The parking loT To Bob Lower. I, Delberl' Triber, leave To Try some more reckless sTunTs on my moTorcycle. I, Les Wold, leave my influence wiTh Mrs. WhiTman To George WhiTman. I, Roger Shaw, leave my Van Johnson humor To anyone who can handle iT. - I, Carol ConraI'h, leave To meeT Jimmy. I, JoAnn Greeves, leave Mr. Orcu'I'T To anyone who wanTs him--I don'T. I, Elaine Irwin, leave my place on The Bear Tales sTaTT To someone who likes To wrITe. I, Be'Hy Morrow, leave my Talenf as librarian To Dick Klavano. I, Laura Smirh, leave The 'Voyageur' To Darlene Risdon or some oTher capable Junior. Good Luck! I, Donna Shaw, leave my red hair To Jeanne Dunbar. SENIOR PROPHECY Peie Baumann, Cecil Cleveland, and Gusl' Kallas manage an orphanage. We all expecTed This Though, because of Their special Tondness Tor Babes . We see Willie Hall in Waukegan sTudying To replace Jack Benny. As if he'd have To sTudy Tor ThaT parT. Willie Maruch and Del HarTman are Taking up a collecTion Tor The OrganizaTion for The Revival oT The WalTz. The greaT acTor, Ra Bryan'I', has aImosT worked himself To shreds as The leading man in The recenT sTage hiT Bambi . lI'Ie's a deer.l KenneTh Farmer is raising poTaToes in Mica. Ellingson, Ellingson, and Kellmer, IEEKI have a mouse Trap TacTory. Howard Mahan and Alan James are arTners in law. They specialize in criminal law. Howard preTends l1e's Sherlock Honnes and Alan preTends he's Dr. 'WaTson. ATTer ThaT iT's elemenTry. BrecTo, Cahill, and Dahl are running a garage. They keep The people running buT The cars iusT won'T move. V3le see Jackie Burchell sTill going To WesT Valley's dances. lTed hasn'T graduaTed yeT.- , June Meigs is a guT Tier in a rackeT TacTory. ll4eeping everyone in spIiTs.l ,

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SENIOR PROPHECY ICon+.I Barbara Halverson, fhe wife of fhe famous chemisf. Roger Shaw, affended a book review of Forever Amber by Miss Imogene Bar+IeH. As yef Imogene hasn'f caughf a man buf 36 isn'f foo old fo gef one. ..Jo Ann Greeves, fhe famous lady wresfler of old C. V. is slafed fo have a mafch wifh Nadine Geboe, fhe ferror of Turnerville. Texas. If is leap year and Marie Allen is defermined fo gef a man fhis fime. Lasf seen she was chasing Jim Rose over fhe Canadian Border. Sally Boyd, Vernon Sale, and Paul Pope own fhe successful liffle shop. The BSP Girdle Shoppe . Professor Mellom has finally decided fo fake a wife. The lucky girl is Be'Hy Anderson. The wedding will fake place af fhe Sfrohmaier mansion. Thaf famous sfar of screen and radio. Orpha Gray, will sing. Judge Don Taylor will officiafe. Barbara Ulrich is a greaf sfar in fhe Triber Bros. Circus. She walks fhrough fhe air wifh fhe greafesf of ease and if she falls she falls on her knees. ISLOGANI. Margie Asbury, Republican candidafe, and Rose Frederick, Democrafic candi- dafe. are running for presidenf. There's also a fhird parfy. Ronald Perron. Now i+'s nof a fighf befween parfies buf woman versus man. The fhree C's and a D , Jean Connelly, Carol Conrafh, Floye Ann Cox, and Pauline Dial, were given a chance on Arfhur Godfrey's program iusf recenfly. They have an acf of singing and dancing under wafer. Lyle Tanner has been exploring for freaks over Africa. I-Ie didn'f find any freaks buf he did see a former C. V. friend, Bob Sfone, King of The Choo-you-ea+- you fribe. Dr. Raymon Sfevig has iusf operafed on Elaine Irwin for an acufe appendicifis. His assifsing nurse is Gloria Johnson. Les Miller, fhe owner of a used car lof. iusf sold a car fo Leahfaye Brighfon and Marian Brisfol who claim fhey will be fhe firsf ones fo drive fo fhe Exfreme Norfh and fhen fo fhe Soufh. Larr Pryor, nofed fo be fhe richesf man in fhe Norfhwesf, is seen giving hand- oufs fo fhe poor people. One of fhem is Charles Smifh. Oh well, we can'f all be lucky. Jerry Leslie is sfill enrolled in Mr. Orcu'H's class in U. S. I-Iisfory af C. V. We wish Jerry The besf of luck. This has really become a woman's world wifh Janef Harmon, Janice Hulf, and Be'Hy Morrow occupying seafs in fhe U. S. Senafe and Lorelle Humber-I' elecfed Queen of fhe Amazons. Wayne WrighI s arduous efforfs af C. V. have finally been rewarded. I-le is faking a complefe resf af Palm Springs where he expecfs fo remain for six years fo gef really resfed.