Central Junior High School - Junior Classic Yearbook (South Bend, IN)

Page 74 text:

f, dflff Tlfwfi, 1 Qaibyewwv fslwmjbvkamd A f' ff 'U 1 f' A 7 vff by f?fff,jQ6c4!1.sX Q a Mgxwa X. Ri SF THE JMNUCQFQ CQMXSSSEKQ UUQQZ O

Page 73 text:

THE JUNIOR Ctassic SUFFERING TERRIBLY Fat Man: My wife got a cold the other day and is suffering terribly. Thin Man: That so? What is it, pneu- monia? Fat Man: No, it is nothing serious. Thin Man: Then why is she suffering so much? Fat Man: She is so hoarse that she can't talkf, NEVER HAD ONE Would you consider me presumptuous if I asked you for a kiss? inquired the new arrival in the hospital. That depends, replied the nurse. Have you fallen in love with me? Can't say that I have in this short time. But I've never had a sterilized kiss. She was very young, very pretty, and had been engaged less than forty hours. Mamma, she said softly, Henry is just per- fectly wonderful. 'iYes, Muriel, replied her mother. Yes, he isl Why you and Papa have known me-known me all my life and never noticed it! Never noticed what, dear? Why, Henry kept looking into my eyes last evening and every time he looked into them he whispered to me that each one was just a little bit bluer than the other. A boy who plays the harmonica was told by IVIr. I-Iayes to stay after school. When the teacher came back from hall duty, the boy was playing The Prisoner's Song. Goofus: Why should a man carry a watch while traveling in the desert? Lufus: Because every' watch has a spring in it. IN CIVICS CLASS Dumb Dora thinks that infant industries are manufacturing plants engaged in the business of making baby clothes. What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison? Ans: One cannot go to sea and the other can't see to go. fSixt WE DON'T CARE! Nlan to librarian: lVlay I take the 'Girl of the Limberlost' out for a week? Teacher: Well, King, since we are studying about the defectives, delinquent, and dependents, what is poverty, anyway? Don King: Poverty is just a state of mind produced by the neighbor's new car. The Thinker: I've got a letter from my son out westf' Friend: VC'hat is Tom doing now? The Thinker: Thats what I can't figure out. I-le says he's engaged in the destruction of weeds. Now, that may mean he,s smoking many cigars or he's trying to induce some widow ro make a second venture or it may mean he's doing farm work. l What has become of that 'Don't Worry Club' you helped organize'?,' Everybody deserted. The club got in debt and had to disbandf, Tired business man: Take dancing lessons! Well, I guess notl There are too many other ways by which I can make a fool of myself. His loving wife: Yes, dear, but you have tried all of those. 'Twas in a restaurant they met, Both Romeo and Juliet. 'Twas then he first fell into debt, 'Cause Romeo'd what Juliet. When Nlaster Noble comes Sunday night We always turn on all the lightsg And Ma and Pa and Renata and me XVe entertain the company, And he sits across the room from Sis Like this. Cut bed tirne's nine olclock you know KI just pretend, but do not goj, The lights, they seem too strong for him, So they turn them awfully dim, And he sits on the couch with Sis, Like this. If a cat leaped out of a window And it killed her when she lir, Would the jury decide That the animal died In a cat-a-lep-tic ht? threel

Page 75 text:

E 1 , Sal . -.. , K 'Ii Q X ar L E3 'H 3 K: -r has ixigx ,D as x Y I I 5' i 1 1 .,, , 1 .W W:-.T 'ESX 5