Central Junior High School - Junior Classic Yearbook (South Bend, IN)

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QE The Junior Classic 36 Roy: Is George YVashington as honest as they say he is? Cleetus: YVhy, of course. Roy: Then why do they close the banks on his birthday? 'X' 99 'l' A boy who was absent from school brought a note saying that he had been absent because of a sore throat. The nurse. after examining him, asked what he had been doing all day yesterday. His reply was: I was washing my neck. A teacher usually kept a slip of paper on her desk on which she recorded the names of the boys and girls who were to stay after school. IVilliam Cohen was sent to the room to get this slip and said, May I have the daily stay- . . .., ing slip! , '76 'I' 'X' 'X' Lesson in Ornithology Customer: IVaiter, a little bird told me this coffee was not strained. W'aiter: A little bird, sir? Customer: Yes, a swallow. '36 'JP 'X' 'X' A Personal Application Teacher: W'e borrowed our numerals from the Arabs. our calendar from the Romans, and our banking from the Italians. Can anyone think of any other examples? Ivillie IVillis: Our lawn mower from the Smith's, our snow shovel from the Joneses, and our baby carriage from the Bumps. 'X' 'X' 96 'I' Edwin A.: IVhy do they call that short. stout policeman on that corner 'John'? Clarence J.: I don't know. Edwin A.: YVhy that's his name. 'X' 'Yr . 'X' Miss Rooney talking to class: If Studebakers would throw away all the tin from their cars- Charles, interrupting: Say, they don't make Fords there. 'X' 'X' 'X' Miss Mclnernyz Jack, name five kinds of pronouns. Jack: YVashington, Taft, Lincoln, Coolidge, Harding. QMiss McInerny gave him zero on this be- cause there wasn't one Democrat among them.j Sounds Like It Sunday School Teacher: Can any of you tell me what an epistle is? Scholar: I can. An epistle is the wife of an apostle. 'K' 'X' 'K' Thomas Scheid is a promising student-al- ways promising to do better. 'X' '15 X' Alek: Is that Noalfs ark full? Conductor: All here but the monkey-jump in. 'lf i' 'X' Miss Mclnerny in English class: Give me a sentence containing the word 'anthracite'. Harold K.: YVe had a big party last week and you should have heard my aunt recite. 'X' 56 'X' YVhat can I do to avoid falling hair? You might try to jump out of the way. 'K' 'X' 'X' .v KANNST DU BEGREIFENT Johann Hodosy soll nicht Fragen stellen. Abraham soll nicht etwas dagegen sagen. Johann Quimby soll nicht spat in die Schule kommen. Stanley soll nicht fragen, was wie geht's bedeutet. Eugene McCormick soll nicht lachen uber jede Antwort die die Schuler geben. Hershell soll die Aufga-be auswendig nicht wissen. Eugene Barnard mit seinem kleinen blauen Buche. Elizabeth und XVinifred sollen nicht spat von Gymnasium kommen. J. IV. Currey soll nicht das Charleston tanzen in den funf Minuten bevor wir beginnen zu lernen. Jack soll nicht sagen dass die deutsche Sprache schwer zu lernen ist. Leo Plotkim soll nicht von seinem Pulte auf- springen. wenn er eine Frage antwortet. August soll nicht seinen Kopf ausserhalb des Fensters halten. Michael soll nicht alle seine Bucher nach Hause nehmen. Maxine Helm soll nicht von Musik reden. Roland soll die Klasse mit seinen Geschichten nicht lachen machen. Kasimir soll sich unter sein Pult nicht stecken wenn der Lehrer Fragen stellt. -ABR.xH.xM Com-tx. lPax:e Sixty-threel

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GE The Junior Classic YO NURSERY RHYMES UP-T0-DATE A. R. K. was a jolly man's name, And a jolly big man was he. He called for his drill and he called for his plane, And he called for his chisels three. Hey, diddle, diddle, Meyer and his fiddle, Carl with his big trombone. We all had the thrill of hearing them till, They tired and left us alone. Sing a song of roller-skates, P. D. P. has some. Haven't seen him wear them yet, But when we do, we'll run. Miss Mc has some smelling salts.- Its effect is apt to cure All mistakes in grammar. Yes, you betcha-sure! William Molnar is so tall, He can reach the ceiling. We should hate to see him fall, He'd be so full of feeling. Max and Bob and Robert, These are folks of fame. Kathleen, Joe, and Henry, Just what's in a name? Then there's Fred and Betty, These two never fail To help them to be ready, With lots of fire and hail. T. C. Crook-he had a caneg He needed it for walking. But sometimes it fell like rain, If he found us talking. A new ring has our Miss Sleezer, And spurns all our efforts to tease her. He lives in Ohio, a town named Kent, 'Tis there they'll live and maybe pay rent. 44- 66 -If -X' HEARD ix Mas. BL'ECHNER,S I-lxsroav Cmss There were more than two million doughnut boys in France. Then the armstick was signed. They left Ireland because of the potato strike. 4 'X' 'X' 'X' Miss Hamilton: Name a department of which a commissioners is the head. John: The department of savages and property. 'H' if' 'X' 'X' Father: Goodness, what's the matter? The house is lilled with smoke. Mother: I just heard lVillie say he had Pittsburgh on the radio. Driver Qafter accidentj: Are you hurt, sonny? Butcher Boy: No, but I can't find my liver. ac- ai- -x- ai- Shopper: I should like to see a dress to put on around the house. New Clerk: How large is your house, Madam? as if' 'X' 'X' OUR CL.xss Ever so jolly. pleasant and gay, Xl'e in Miss Ellis' room were always that way. lVe'd study so hard, our lessons to get, The smartest little group, you ever have met. Monday and Thursday, our laboratory days, lVe learned to can fruits and make souflles. Next came table setting and we thought we knew, But between you and me, thereis nought like a review. Interior Decorating was soon to appear, But it wasn't so puzzling and we had nothing to fear. l Then came the test, a final one, too, That our teacher might know just what we could do. A , 56 -K' 'X' 'X' .Iobn is so dumb he thinks councilmen-at-large are escaped convicts. 561 -JF 'X' 'X' M stands for Math taught by Miss Kinerk, A stands for the agony after the jerk. T stands for the terror, and H stands' for heck that follows the error. ii it' 'K' -X' Mathematics in the air, Stocks and bonds most everywhere. YYith promissory notes about, It seems sometimes you just must shout. if i' 'X' I CHICAGO Tasrric JAM Motor Cop tto professor of mathematicsj: So you saw the accident. sir. What was the number of the car that knocked this man down? Prof.: I'm afraid l've forgotten it. But I remember noticing that if it were multiplied by fifty, the cube root of the product would be equal to the sum of the digits reversed. 'X' 59 fl' 'K Science Teacher: What is ice? Harold: XVater that has gotten hard through cold treatment. lPaL:e Sixtyati vel