Central Junior High School - Junior Classic Yearbook (South Bend, IN)

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V , : The Junior Classic 28 l ' -..g g I 1 c 0 t nf? T13 ' gg - A -W S 7 Q 0 sf o ees: '- l f 2 :e ge-ee s' gee ,,,iJg, : ,.-- X! 089-00 ' I . - ' l , D I l V won 1-1'-iflv-14 --in-1-'1 1Ei'd 'D i For Sale EXAMS One Ford car with a piston ring. Two rear wheels and one front spring, Has no fender, seat, nor plankg Burns a lot of gas, and hard to crank, Carburetor busted half way through: Engine missing. hits on two: Three years old, be four in the spring. Has shock absorbers and everything. Radiator busted. sure does leak: Differential dry-you can hear it squeak. Ten spokes missing. front all bent: Tires all blown out, not worth a cent. Has lots of speed. runs like the deuceg Burns either gas or petroleum juice. Tires all off. runs on the rim. But it's a dandy Ford for The shape it's in. -F 'K' Guess Who Says u Gang-way l XVhere is your admit? You had better cultivate manners rirstf' Get my smelling salts. Get busy, girlsl tr it Hurry. the grass is growing under your feet. 'AGet into your class-room right away. Snap out of it. Report at 3:2O. Keep the rouge and lip-stick oft' your face. Anything I can do to help you? Yvhat seems to be the trouble with you this morning? is it .- n Don't tear papers. Stand in the middle for a golden fiddle. Now drop your penny in the waste basket. Untie the knot you put in the cord. Keep away from the windows. Please close the windows. u if in Examinations! All we hear, Around about this time of the year And when the teachers say that word, Moans and groans are all that's heard. But when the day for them comes around Quite a diH'erent aspects found. For while some scholars work away, Others claim it doesri't pay. Then when the teachers give the test Those who studied do their best. While many others sit and look To find an answer they can hook. Some of the students usually chew Their pencils. or they try to do A bluff, which rarely ever pays, To spend their time in such fool ways. And let me tell you here and now, The way to pass your test is how The students who get A+ do. By honest study and review. 56 'L V Epitaph: ' Bill thought his gas was getting low He struck a match. the tank let go. Bill sailed three miles up in the air Three miles on a pint is pretty fair X- vr i!- She was in Alaska looking over a fox ti After admiring a beautiful silver specimen she asked her guide. Just how many times can tie fox be skinned for his fur? Three times. madam. said the ruide gravely. Any more than that would spoil his temper. W' -X- Last night as I lay thinking Of the pleasant days of yore. l heard a swisliing. swashing Outside my bedroom door: A clicking in the hallway. A sculiiing on the tloor. 'Twas my sister in galoshes- Only that and nothing more. IPage Fifty-ninel

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e 92 The Junior Classic 23 Spring Fever Uh. I'm tired of hooks-school books. I mean. If my lesson I missed, I think the snow'd turn green. And oh. those cranky teachers! They're just too much for me. Why we have to study, is something I can't see. Study. Children. study. is what the teachers say. l7on't look up from your books again, or I will come your way. 'l'liey just get on my nerves at times, the same way with my buddy. Some day I'll throw my books at them, then Iill never have to study. If you don't get down to work, Mr. Pointer you will see. Oh gee, when I hear that, it's most too much for me, So I guess I'll have to study more, although I don't see why. I know I'll never like these books, no matter how I try. 'X' 41' 'X' Everybody Worked But Willie Teacher: lVillie, did your father write this essay? No, ma'am. He started it, but mother had to do it all over again. -x 1- -I' Why, Dad. this is roast beef! exclaimed 'Willie at dinner one evening, when a guest was present. Of course, said his father. lVhat of it? 'NVhy, you told mother you were bringing an old muttonhead home for dinner this eveningul fl' 'X' 'lr Mr. Fulwider: Name a good conductor of electricity. John: lVhy-er-. ' Mr. Fulwider: Correct I -X' -X' -l' Jack: I'd hate to be a fish. Bill: IVhy? Jack: 'Cause -then I'd have to live in schools all my life. 96 ii 'lf 'X' XVhat is your son going to be when he gets through college? An old man, I'm afraid. if 'lt 'I' 'X' lVhy are you late today. young man? Because the bell rang before I got here. RULES FOR CLASS ROOM ETIQUETTE 1. Students are expected to prepare at least one recitation a week. 2. lvhen called upon to recite. talk very quietly-the fellows in the back seats want to sleep even though you don't. 3. It is not considered good form to call upon the principal more than once a month. unless one is strongly advised to do so by a teacher. 4. Pupils are not supposed to till more than two vacant desks with waste paper at a time. 5. In throwing paper wads and erasers across the room. do not hit the wrong person first. hit him the next time. 6. If a pupil wishes to talk to another. it is advisable to go to that person's desk when the period starts and remain until it is over, so that the pupils will not be disturbed by walking back and forth. -its-x-' Choose pianos for your models, Follow on their lines, with care, For their attitude is always Either upright. grand, or square. -X' 3? 'Ir You seem to have trouble with your lessons at school, Tommy, said his father. 'vVhat is it seems to be in your way most? The teacher, Father. answered Tommy. 'X' if 'X' Elsie to Lois: I have went. That's wrong, isn't it? t Lois: Yes, it is. Elsie: Just why is it wrong? Lois: Because you ain't went yet. 4- ii- 'X' V To a darning needle once exclaimed the kitchen sieve: You've a hole right through your body and I wonder how you live. . But the needle Qwho was sharpj replied, I, too, have wondered That you notice my one hole when in you there are a hundred! 'I' X' 19 Miss Byerley: IVhat is bigamy? Bright Pupil Qwaving.hand franticallyj: It's when a fellow thinks he is bigger than anyone else. 'X' 99 'X' Senior: How do you like my room as a whole? Freshie: As a hole. it's fine: as a room, not so good. lPaze Sixty-onel