Central Junior High School - Cauldron Yearbook (Marion, OH)

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4 UNITIME t 'fi 'W i...:L.! JOKES June J: nLet's vo for a walk.n H O U Bill S: How come? June J: HDoctor's orders. Exercise with a dumbell everyday.U Eleanor Z: HWhen your times cones, how would you like to die?n SH Jane H: UI'd like to get caught in a stampede of buffalo nickel . Bob F: nMiss Freer must be pretty old,u Marilyn M: nfhat makes you think that?U Bob F: HShe told our class she tauvht Caesar and Cicero for H D five years. Mother: uOlivcr, didn't I hear the clock strike two last night when you came in?H Oliver H: NYeu did. It started to strike ll and I stopped it so it wouldn't wake you.n Miss Stump: HDo you know 'Poe's Raven'?n Bob H: HNo, whatfs he nad about?H Traffic Cop: nCome on! That's the matter with you?U Bill C: HI am well thanks, but my engine's dead.n Miss Conklin: HWhich is right, a herd of camels, or a drove of camels?H Jack L: HI thought they came in packages.H Dorothy R: uThat a pity it is that handsome non are always conceited.u John B: Hlfm net,H Mrs. Struthers: UHow far away are you from the answer of that problem, Milton.H Milton B: nibout three seats.H Henry: Uihcre does Nancy Carskadden go every morning so early?n Etta: HDown to the post office to fill her fountain pen.H NAren't you going in sWimning?H HNo, a rat ate my bathing suit.n HGee, the little thing must have been on a diet.n HWhat makes you think Bob Won't be out of the hospital for a long time? Did you see his doctor?d UNO, I saw his nursc.H . Mr. Wise: nHey, you mnstn't fasten your pup to my carln Donald S: MLW, some guy tied the thing to my dog's tail.H