Central Junior High School - Cauldron Yearbook (Marion, OH)

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SSWKQJFHYG 12 . NZ-xy? 1-I Sf PM . l Ei X . NTell ne, my little nQn, H he said to Harry, Hhow you cQn Qfford to sell your lemonQde for two cents Q glass when George is Qsking five cents?n HVell, you see,H sQid Hnrry, the cQt fell in my pQil. H I! Then the price is cut there's usuQlly Q resson. The lemonQde tasted good to the pQstor until he learned the renson for the cut, then Qny price would hQve seemed high. Itfs strQnge that Q HRH who sees the justice Qnd Wisdom of Qsking Q fnir price for the things he sells often fQils to see the justice Qnd wisdom of pnying Q fQir price for the things he buys. . L little investigQtion will prove to you thQt the price Qsked for our lDDHQl is fair Qnd reQsonQbleg Qnd thQt no cQt hQs been in our lemonade. THE STLFF The tencher left the room one noon, But she cQne bnck Q little too sooni When she came bQck she hollered, HHey,' Now Qll you blQbbering birds can stayn J cn - Rennix Van Scoy BreQthes there Q girl with soul so dead, ' Who never to her beQu hath sQid, uf- . ,X 911 when do we ent. TQble Hints for Eighth GrQders l Don't drink from Q SQUCGTQ you cdn get more from Q plQte. 2. Select d dull knife to Qvoid cutting your lips. Q 5 4 When reQching for food, keep Qt leQst one foot on the floor. . Be very careful to keep in tune during the soup course. isk Me Another l- What kind of Q bird is Q spdrrowi , O 2. Hgw mQny beQns mQke five? 5. In Whnt stQte is Ohio locnted? 4. In WhQt stQte was the Cglifornis Gold Rush? 5 How tQll is Q six-footer? O 6. When WQS the War of l8l2? 7. How much does ten pounds of flour weigh? Cinswers in the next LnnuQlD No Joke Colurm.is corplste.witheut uelittls-Santan, so-here does - -

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y A g g ' g I 'Qxfsi MW VY? X 1 lefty fx KM TQ? ., I -f .1 No Joke Column is complete without a little Scotch, so here goes: nSandy I dinna like turning the corners on two wheels.n dye, but it cuts the tire bills in about half. Virginia Stafford: HMust I give Rastus one of dem musta's plastahs again today, doctor?U Edward Moon: HYes, Virginia, I Virginia: Hwell, he says to ox ham with it, to kill the taste think you had better.H yo' kin he have a slice of Joe Williamson: HIt's a lye.n grthur Tyler: HWhat's a lie?H Joe:nPotash.H June Taylor: HI have a cold in my head.H Orus Wetzel: nwell, you have to have something up there.H Bertha Case Cgypsy maidjz HI tella your fortune, mister.n George Mason: nHow much?n Bertha: HTwenty-five cents.N George:HCorrect.n HMy Stay in Parisn While in Paris last year me and me gal went to one of those cheap cafes, Cbecause I did not have much moneyl. Everything went fine until one of those hard boiled guys from the sewers grabbed my gal and started to dance a swell waltz. Pretty soon I heard a noise and as I gazed about I saw this girl on the floor. This guy picked her up by the nap of the neck and drug her around like nobody's business Kmaybe it wasn'tJ. This made me mad, indeed very mad, and then Cbig mel walked up to this guy and said, HWhy don't you fight like a man and not pick on a helpless lady.H After I gained consciousness, there was a big crowd around me and big white lilly in my hand. This was my first night in Paris. Very truly yours, Uncle Salvador Bruno. 3