Central Junior High School - Cauldron Yearbook (Marion, OH)

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I c x o X N-1,-.X Q r-'xf-- , , , , sw we C11 Sunday chool Teacher: nfas ,dam the first nan?n Thomas nNothing previousin ly--i f -4 0 o 535 :Tm ij co UJCQ .. pf- aj? '. 3 - QI O '-11 525 or, H w d i.g .J 54. L50 :iii 1-agi- E fl L15 M Na Q 3 m 5 ,QD E33 5 I-1 3'i 1-lm -o :PS CD rn fi. Q I Billy H: mls this beafsteak tender?H Butcher: nTender as a woman's heart.H Billy H: nGimne a pound of sausaoe.H J - Cv Miss Howard: Hfhat were the different ages in history?n Thomas C: nStone use Bronze Lse and lron i'e.H H V- o J D n,c i H Miss H: 'Yhat age are we living in now? , H 1 Q 1 r., H Thomas. Hard-boiled age. Muriel Heh: uLook, thej've got a piano on that truck.n .Llice C: hlsn't that grand?H Muriel: HNo, looks like an upright to ne.H Vietta J: UThe average wonen's clothing only weighs eight oz.H Everitt T: HYes, and I think it's a shane that they have to wear such heavy shoes.n s Donald M: nl fell fron the fifth floor.H Maurice Y: Hand didn't die?U Donald M: HYho told you?n it three o'clock in the morning a rather weary specimen of humanity reached a telephone and called the garage for aid. HHello,is this the garage?H HYes,U said a sleepy voice on the other end. nfell . . l've just turned turtle.n nSay,5 answered the voice, Hthis is the garage, not the zoo.n Miss Stump: HUhat is the superstition concerning a load of hay? Wm, Foster: HHay Fever.H It happened at a village Sunday School picnic, Two little boys had lemonade stands - one on either side of the entrance. nl The pastor came along and going up to George, said, nfell, my little nan, how much do you charge for your lenonade?' UFive cents a glass,H replied George. Hind how much do you charge2H he asked, turning to Harry, who ran the competing stand. HTwo cents a glass,H replied Harry. The pastor cast a censorious eye upon George and said to Harry, Hlfll try a glass of yours, my boy.H As he quaffed the fluid, he smacked his lips and said, HThat's good. l'll have another glass,H and he smiled when he thought he was getting two glasses at less then George asked for one. N Y

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SSWKQJFHYG 12 . NZ-xy? 1-I Sf PM . l Ei X . NTell ne, my little nQn, H he said to Harry, Hhow you cQn Qfford to sell your lemonQde for two cents Q glass when George is Qsking five cents?n HVell, you see,H sQid Hnrry, the cQt fell in my pQil. H I! Then the price is cut there's usuQlly Q resson. The lemonQde tasted good to the pQstor until he learned the renson for the cut, then Qny price would hQve seemed high. Itfs strQnge that Q HRH who sees the justice Qnd Wisdom of Qsking Q fnir price for the things he sells often fQils to see the justice Qnd wisdom of pnying Q fQir price for the things he buys. . L little investigQtion will prove to you thQt the price Qsked for our lDDHQl is fair Qnd reQsonQbleg Qnd thQt no cQt hQs been in our lemonade. THE STLFF The tencher left the room one noon, But she cQne bnck Q little too sooni When she came bQck she hollered, HHey,' Now Qll you blQbbering birds can stayn J cn - Rennix Van Scoy BreQthes there Q girl with soul so dead, ' Who never to her beQu hath sQid, uf- . ,X 911 when do we ent. TQble Hints for Eighth GrQders l Don't drink from Q SQUCGTQ you cdn get more from Q plQte. 2. Select d dull knife to Qvoid cutting your lips. Q 5 4 When reQching for food, keep Qt leQst one foot on the floor. . Be very careful to keep in tune during the soup course. isk Me Another l- What kind of Q bird is Q spdrrowi , O 2. Hgw mQny beQns mQke five? 5. In Whnt stQte is Ohio locnted? 4. In WhQt stQte was the Cglifornis Gold Rush? 5 How tQll is Q six-footer? O 6. When WQS the War of l8l2? 7. How much does ten pounds of flour weigh? Cinswers in the next LnnuQlD No Joke Colurm.is corplste.witheut uelittls-Santan, so-here does - -