Central Junior High School - Cauldron Yearbook (Marion, OH)

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I c x o X N-1,-.X Q r-'xf-- , , , , sw we C11 Sunday chool Teacher: nfas ,dam the first nan?n Thomas nNothing previousin ly--i f -4 0 o 535 :Tm ij co UJCQ .. pf- aj? '. 3 - QI O '-11 525 or, H w d i.g .J 54. L50 :iii 1-agi- E fl L15 M Na Q 3 m 5 ,QD E33 5 I-1 3'i 1-lm -o :PS CD rn fi. Q I Billy H: mls this beafsteak tender?H Butcher: nTender as a woman's heart.H Billy H: nGimne a pound of sausaoe.H J - Cv Miss Howard: Hfhat were the different ages in history?n Thomas C: nStone use Bronze Lse and lron i'e.H H V- o J D n,c i H Miss H: 'Yhat age are we living in now? , H 1 Q 1 r., H Thomas. Hard-boiled age. Muriel Heh: uLook, thej've got a piano on that truck.n .Llice C: hlsn't that grand?H Muriel: HNo, looks like an upright to ne.H Vietta J: UThe average wonen's clothing only weighs eight oz.H Everitt T: HYes, and I think it's a shane that they have to wear such heavy shoes.n s Donald M: nl fell fron the fifth floor.H Maurice Y: Hand didn't die?U Donald M: HYho told you?n it three o'clock in the morning a rather weary specimen of humanity reached a telephone and called the garage for aid. HHello,is this the garage?H HYes,U said a sleepy voice on the other end. nfell . . l've just turned turtle.n nSay,5 answered the voice, Hthis is the garage, not the zoo.n Miss Stump: HUhat is the superstition concerning a load of hay? Wm, Foster: HHay Fever.H It happened at a village Sunday School picnic, Two little boys had lemonade stands - one on either side of the entrance. nl The pastor came along and going up to George, said, nfell, my little nan, how much do you charge for your lenonade?' UFive cents a glass,H replied George. Hind how much do you charge2H he asked, turning to Harry, who ran the competing stand. HTwo cents a glass,H replied Harry. The pastor cast a censorious eye upon George and said to Harry, Hlfll try a glass of yours, my boy.H As he quaffed the fluid, he smacked his lips and said, HThat's good. l'll have another glass,H and he smiled when he thought he was getting two glasses at less then George asked for one. N Y