Central Junior High School - Cauldron Yearbook (Marion, OH)

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4 UNITIME t 'fi 'W i...:L.! JOKES June J: nLet's vo for a walk.n H O U Bill S: How come? June J: HDoctor's orders. Exercise with a dumbell everyday.U Eleanor Z: HWhen your times cones, how would you like to die?n SH Jane H: UI'd like to get caught in a stampede of buffalo nickel . Bob F: nMiss Freer must be pretty old,u Marilyn M: nfhat makes you think that?U Bob F: HShe told our class she tauvht Caesar and Cicero for H D five years. Mother: uOlivcr, didn't I hear the clock strike two last night when you came in?H Oliver H: NYeu did. It started to strike ll and I stopped it so it wouldn't wake you.n Miss Stump: HDo you know 'Poe's Raven'?n Bob H: HNo, whatfs he nad about?H Traffic Cop: nCome on! That's the matter with you?U Bill C: HI am well thanks, but my engine's dead.n Miss Conklin: HWhich is right, a herd of camels, or a drove of camels?H Jack L: HI thought they came in packages.H Dorothy R: uThat a pity it is that handsome non are always conceited.u John B: Hlfm net,H Mrs. Struthers: UHow far away are you from the answer of that problem, Milton.H Milton B: nibout three seats.H Henry: Uihcre does Nancy Carskadden go every morning so early?n Etta: HDown to the post office to fill her fountain pen.H NAren't you going in sWimning?H HNo, a rat ate my bathing suit.n HGee, the little thing must have been on a diet.n HWhat makes you think Bob Won't be out of the hospital for a long time? Did you see his doctor?d UNO, I saw his nursc.H . Mr. Wise: nHey, you mnstn't fasten your pup to my carln Donald S: MLW, some guy tied the thing to my dog's tail.H

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mf HV 1? ,J 5 xvvrfx-I I 4 I filly, ijjl George S: UThat's of rather poor tastelu Martha S: Hfhat do you neen?H George S: HYeur lip stiekgn Mra Evans: HUhet is your idea of hermony?U Bill S: HL freeklo-faced girl with a polka dot dress, leading a girdffe,U Mr. Opeutt: UNO use serving that soup, waiterg I know it isn't hot enough,n Waiter: HHOU een you tell, sir?H Mr. Oreutt: HBy the way you keep your thumb in itln Bill F: nies George Tnshington an honest man?H Mr, Gubler: Hfhy eertninly, he. Was, why?H Bill F: HThon why do they elose the banks on his birthday?d Traveler: nBut it isnft sanitary, building the house ever the pig pen that way.n Cyril S: HO, I dunno. We nin't lost a hog in fifteen yearsgn Oh, bury him deep, In some shady bower - He drives in the middle it ten miles an hour. Miss Howard: UCon you spell evoid?U gnite H: HSure, vot is der void?n HMether, was your none Pullman before you were morried?N UNO dear. Why do you ask?H 7 J HI just wondered. I see that name on Q lot of our towelgn Howard S: nMy girl's name is Nimgara.U Floyd S: hGee, thmtfs e funny ndme.n Howard S: HYea she falls for evervbod'.U I 1, HOffieer, you'd better lock me upf I just hit my wife over y the head with Q elubfn nDid you kill herfn UNO, thatls why I wont to be locked up.n Grace B: nNo, for the last time, I tell you, you eanft kiss neun Fred B: HThat's great, I know you'd weaken sonetine.M Charles R: Hhay I oeeupy part of your hammock tonight?H Helen Me: UYou may occupy all of it. I have on engagement.n