Central Intermediate School - Memories Yearbook (Ottawa, IL)

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E425 Q 5 P ours cQ'PE 3 li-1926? 52441 NEW COURSES OF STUDY ADDED TO NEXT SEASON'S CURRICULUM In response to the numerous letters received by the school authorities and at the request of the public, Bradley college has established a new line of education known as Janitor Resource. Mr. Homer Botts is the new dean. The course lasts two years and confers the M. B. S., or Master of Brooms and Shovels. The following are the new subjects: Janitor 23 ..,........................ Mr. Smith This course deals with the proper use of the simpler brooms and brushes. Practical experience is given to all students. The course lasts o11ly one semester, but is repeated the second. Text-U. Push, Introduction to the Scientific Study of Brooms and Brushes. l l Janitor 27 ........................... Mr. Smith Janitor 27 is given only to those students who have successfully passed Janitor 23. It is an advanced course in Brooms and Brushes, dealing in the care and preservation of a janitor's tools. Text-I. Shove, The Janitor's Profession. Stoking .............................. Mr. Botts The student is taught how to sling a mean shovel and burn up a lot of coal without getting heat. This course is especially designed for those who wish to become Janitors in apartments. It demonstrates the use of bright remarks to those tenants who are wont to crab about paying the rent and not getting any heat. Text-Willie Frieze, The Art of Heaving the Old Anthracite. Loafing. ............................. Mr. Lyman Designed to make the student acquainted with the way any good jani- tor is expected to act on the job. It teaches the art of sleeping on a push brush as well as working without doing anything. Owing to the great num- ber of students wishing to take this course it has been necessary to limit the amount to those students only who have taken Sociology under Mr. Schroeder the first period in the afternoon. The department has provided a large laboratory for this special subject. There is a special laboratory fee of 3 dollars in order to help defray the expenses of clean sheets. One hun- dred hours of outside sleep is also required. Text-Dixon, Principles of Sonambulism. Honors Course ......................... Mr. Botts For all students who are unsuccessful in other subjects offered in the course. Students are taught the proper way to act around Christmas time, how to smoke cigars that your tenant's wife gave him for Christmas with- out dropping dead, and how to break in new pipes for people. There is no text in this course. Research work is stressed. Those students who can turn in the best cigar and cigarette butts to their professor will receive the best grades.

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inks 5 P DLYSCOAPE E 21-192.62 52463 Miss Constance-I spent most of last summer in a very pretty city in Switzerland. Miss Miller-Berne? Miss Constance-No, I almost froze. lTi .....T0.i..- TT... Housewife-That was a very poor piece of beef you sold me yester- day. It was spoiled. Dale Sharpe-I'm sorry, mum. I guess I gave you a bum steer. 1-1-7.-.O.1.i.- THE BRADLEY ALL-STAR REVIEW fEditor's Note: The following are series of illustrated articles which give the personal and intimate facts in the lives of Bradley stars. These facts have been discovered and compiled after great research and effort. They are of- fe1'ed for publication with the full con- sent of the stars and by the courtesy of their managersj CHAPTER I. Norwood Algernon Skeet How- ard, famous Bradley yell leader and popular campus man attributes his suc- cess to a rigid observance of the rules of diet. A double-chocolate sundae, a milk-shake, and a piece of cocoanut pie a la mode form Skeet's daily luncheon menu. His intimate friends who ob- serve him at the drug store have often admired his conservatism in the matter of his diet. The accompanying illustration, which the interviewer obtained from Mr. How- ard, shows the zest with which Skeet, as an infant, enjoyed his meals. Skeet attributes his skill as a cheer leader to the early practice which he received in pounding his dinner plate fshown in the picture! with his spoon. Even at that tender age his voice and rhythm were perfect. CTO be continuedb