Central High School - Zenith Yearbook (Duluth, MN)

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Mason-'4Meeting please come to order? Noise sub- sioles somewhat. Secretary proceeds to recul minutes. Enter ft fresltnzan looking for Ms teacher. Chorus-- Put him out-no babies admittedf' Mason- Order! Order!! lVe must have order in order to proceed. Voice- Five dollars prize for. whoever can make a Worse pun than that inside of tive minutes. Mason- VVe will now hear the treasurer's report. Roy Qwho looks exhaustedj- Well, all I have to report is that there is 150 in the treasury. There was 100 over from last month, and 50 dues paid sineefl Sits. Report clceeptecl list- lessly. Roy fdesperatelyj-- I move that all members pay their dues. llflotflon seoonclerl by Ifreem-n who has just wakecl 'ago and dioln't hear the motion. Joe-NI wish to amend that to exclude, the members of the 4Ravelings Board' Jessie-'LI amend that further to exclude all the members who took part in the Senior Play. Shorty- I ,amend that further to exclude also, all those who do not belongyto the 'Ravelings Board, or the Senior Playf' Roy looks disgusted-rest of class laugh nnfeelingkg. Mason-MN ow you're just fooling-those amendments aren't sensible. We'd better vote on the original motion. Roy Qhopelesslvl-NI guess you'd better not bother. Mason- Now I believe Mr. Edson has something to say. Frank Qrising With a graceful bowl- Ml: Chairman, I- ahem-wish to inform the class of a deep laid plot which is even now being hatched out by our'-ahem--friends, the juniors. The members of that disreputable and abandoned class have become

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THE SENIOR CLASS MEETING. A Pre:5hakesperian Drama in One Act. DRAMATIS PERSONAE. MASON I., also called Janus, - Chairman. BERTIE, ---- Secretary. JOE AND J ESSIE, - - - Class Talkers. ROY, - First Lord of the Treasury. SHORTY. - Class Funny Man. FRANK, - All Round Orator. ED. K., - - Opposition Member. Members of the class: Three juniors, one freshman, and Mr. Loman. ACT I. SCENE I. Scene, Room 206. Time 2:10 P. M.: T liree juniors hiding in cloak room. A few seniors scattered around the room talkingf more straggle in aimlessly. Bertie takes her seat at the front desk. Enter Mr. Loman. Mr. Loman-- Now you people what are you hanging round here for PW Chorus- Senior class meeting? Mr. Loman- O-Well don,t make so much noise anyway? Exit Mr. Loman. Sigh of relief Mason fwho has been talk- ing to J-- at the back of the rooinj comes up and takes the chair,

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jealous of the brilliancy and dignity of the august class Whieh we all know to be the most glorious and distinguished class in the High School? Jessie--- Mr.!! Chair!!! man!!! I'd like to have Mr. Edson state his point. 'We can't stay here all day listening to him jaw- ing around. Frank fsuavelyj- I amsorry Miss LaSalle objects to my explanationsni- Bertie Qaside to Masonj- There they go again. - but if she will only let me have the floor for a minute I don't think I shall use up very much of her valuab1etime.,'-- Ed K.- Mr. Chairman!! I rise to a point of order!! Mason- State your point. Ed K.- The speaker is not keeping to the business in hand. Mason- The point is Well taken. You must stick to busi- ness, Mr. Edson. J oe- Now I call this a burning shame if we can't get along',-- Class Funny Man- Call the fire department. Joe rises amidst applause and starts for the door. J Mason Qwho has been whispering with Bertiej-'4VVhere's the Ere ? X Class Funny Man- It went out. Mason.- All right Mr. Edson, tire away. Frank- As I was saying, this junior class, in spite of all our kindness to them, have formed a plot and -- Jessie- O, you said that before. Ff8Dk- AND,, Jessie- Hurry up Frank I want to talk about having our pictures taken at E1y's.i'