Central High School - Wakitan Yearbook (St Joseph, MO)

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l 1 l -11'-A JUNIORBRGSTER Barman, Natalie Beck, Edith Boyer, Ralph Brown, Helen Bryan, Allene Buckingham, Henry Buignier, Ruth Burch, Ethel Burnette, Lula Buis, Allene Carson, Vay Carter, john Clay, Jas. Carleton Cobb, Ruby DeVoll, Marvel Dolman, Adabooth Dorsey, Steve Draper, Howard Evans, May Farthing, Annie Feffer, Frank Ferbert, Eda Fife, NVilfred Ford, Helen Gay, Alberta Goldman, Lawrence Gossin, Farrell Grant, Walter Gray, Paul Gray, Hugh Henderson, Eleanor Hockenberry, Zora Hoover, Glenn jones, Cassie jordan, Wm. Kasten, Frances Kilfoyle, Theresa Krake, Helen Lange, Minnie Luse, joseph McDonald, Malcolm McGee, Grant McGinnis, Florence Martin, Mildred Newton, Frank Newton, Thos. Peterson, Elmer Peterson, Myrtle Poehler, Otto Price, Elvira Quinn, Milton Rackliffe, Thayer Ramser, Jessie Richmond, Corbin Rosenlield, Milton Rosenthal, Harry Russell, Frankie Schwab, Lilith Sherwood, joseph Shoecraft, Eugene Siemens, Webb Spencer, Byron Streeter, Lucile Symon, VVm. M. Tootle, David Travis, Marie Trimble, Bert Webber, lrl Wickenhoefer, Lucile lViehl, Geo. Cooke Wiehl, Gerard Wood, Helen VVrights, Gertrude

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WELL, FOREVERMORE! il Little lines of Latin, Little lines of scan, Make a mighty Virgil And many a crazy man.-Ex. TEACHER:- l1Vhat is the largest river in Italy, Leo? LEO:-''The,1the,--the,- ' LEo's SISTER, Qfrom behindjz- Say, Po, Leo. LEo QquicklyJ:- Sapolio. -Ex. JIM Qshowing large photo of himself on a donkeyj- Do you think this a good likeness? JACK:-'fRather, but who's that on your back? -Ex. GOOD MAN:- Do you know where little boys go who smoke cigarettes? FRESH CHILD:- Yep, dey goes out in the wood-shed. -Ex. The little boy came out of the room in which his father was tacking down carpet, he was crying lustily. Why, Tommy, what's the matter? asked his mother. P-p-papa hit h-h-his Hnger with the h-hammer answered Tommy. Well, you should not cry at a thing like that, said his mother, why didn't you laugh? I-I-did sobbed Tommy.-Ex. TEACHER:- Where was Julius Caesar stabbed? BRIGHT PUPIL:- On page 721' He sipped the nectar from her lips, As under the tree they sat, And wondered if any other monkey Ever drank from a mug like that.-Ex. 'Tis HUMAN, Breathes there a man with soul so dead Who never to himself hath said, As he stubbed his toe against the bed, --lll???!l?!l-?l!-Ex. A PROPOSITION IN GEOMETRV. If you love your sweetheart, your sweetheart loves you. Given:-You are a lover. You love your sweetheart. To prove:-That your sweetheart loves you. Proof:-Q15 You are a lover. fHyp.j Q25 All the world loves a lover. CShakespeare.j 135 Your sweetheart is all the world to you. LAxiom.J Q49 Your sweetheart loves you. Q. E. D.-Ex. PRoF:- Who knows the quickest way to obtain asquare root? BRIGHT FRESHMAN:- Get behind adonkey and pull his tail. -Ex. Ashes to ashes, Dust to dust, If history doesn't kill us, Geometry must.-Ex. POETIC STUDENT Qshudderingj:- How the trees moan and sigh tonight. PRACTICAL DITTO Qknowinglyjz- Yes, you'd moan and sigh too, if you were as full of green apples as they are. SON:- Father, who is Kelly?', FATHER:- Why, I don't know, my son, why do you ask? ' SON:- Well I told the fellows that you stood on your head for five minutes and they said 'yes, like Kelly did.' . What happened to Pat? He was drowned. Couldn't he swim? II He did for eight hours, but he was a union man. The man who sighs for the bygone day When a bare-foot boy he ran, Is the same old boy who used to say, A Gee! I wish I was a man! -Ex. 'IIELEGRAM TO FATHER:- Am sick, have no money. TELEGRAM IN RETURN:- Am well, have plenty of money. When they take the girl from the co-educational insti- tute, said the speaker, what will follow? I will, said a deep voice from the audience.-Ex. A manager of a theatre put up a sign, DO NOT SMOKE! REMEMBER THE IRoQUoIs FIRE. This proved so etiicient that he put up another, DO NOT SPIT! REMEMBER THE JAIvIEsTowN FLOOD. OLD GENTLEMAN:- Little boy, don't you know it's wrong to fish on Sunday? SMALL ONE:- Ah, gwan! I ain't iishin', I'm just teach- ing this yere worm how to swim. -Ex. Caesar is dead and buried, And so is Cicero, And where those two old ents have gone, I wish their works woulg go.-Ex. Sure, an' I hate to be lavin' ye Dennis. Ah, Nora, me darlin' I can't. bear the separation, if we must part, let's go t'gither. -Ex.