Central High School - Prospectus Yearbook (Flint, MI)

Text from Pages 1 - 132 of the 1913 volume:

prospectus Annual Publication of tl)C Jflhtt Central Itutlt ’cluml issue!� by the (Class of Nineteen '(Cljiftccn ITo tlic tErue Spirit of the Jflint (Central tciicjli dfonl taif (Tlic Class of Nineteen 'Cljirtecn toitlf lun altu brMcatc (Our JJrospcctus THREE Contents Dedication ........................................... 3 Professor A. N. Cody.................................. 6 Principal C. G. Wade.................................. 7 Editorial Staff ...................................... 8 Honor List ...........................................10 Faculty ..............................................12 Senior Class .........................................10 Editorials ...........................................28 Seymour Siftings .....................................30 Talks with Flint’s Big People.........................31 H. S. Chorus and Song.................................35 Junior Class .........................................38 Snapshots ............................................40 Sophomore Class.......................................42 Freshman Class ........................................4 4 Prophecy ..............................................4 9 What ’12 is Doing.....................................54 Cadets ...............................................56 Society ..............................................59 Class History.........................................61 Oratorical Association ...............................66 Athletic Association .................................67 Dort School ..........................................77 Calendar .............................................82 Just Jests ...........................................87 Advertising Section ..................................93 FOUR Page 11. . 15. . 28. . 37. . 41. . 44. . 48. . 55. . 58. . 65. . 67. . 71. . 73. . 75. . 87. . 3HIustnttinns Cover Design Harold Brennan Faculty Harold Brennan Seniors Brennan Editorials William Fosdick Juniors Harold Brennan Sophomores Harold Brennan Freshmen Harold Brennan Prophecy Brennan Cadets Martha Moffett Society Martha l Moffett Oratory Harold Brennan Athletics Brennan Football Brennan Baseball Track Brennan Grinds William Fosdick FIVE MR. ALVIN N. CODY, Superintendent of Schools SEVEN t mi Leniral H igh School, llnrold A. l’'l( .Ki‘rnl(l, Kenneth II. 'ani|� h kll, Editor-in-Chief Business Manager This is Fitzgerald’s little boy. Harold is his name. He’s always been his teacher’s joy (?), But he’ll get there just the same. Sentiments ’bout Bunny are hard to ex- press. He boasts such a varied career. But we’re sure he’ll meet with un- bounded success. If he becomes a bold financier. Now this Martha Moffett Never sat on a tuffet. She dislikes curds and whey. And should ever a spider. Sit down beside her. She’d calmly get out of the way. And here is old Betty Mc- Guire. Who grows each day a bit higher. Throughout the whole year. This cute little dear. Was always in faultless attire. Here is the picture of Miss Gordon. Hair, brownish; eyes ac- cordin’. She hunted around for all the grinds. And most of us think she made good finds. m D O m EIGHT Llass of Nineteen- thirteen Cl indu ltonbrlght Historian Just a line to Bonbright. And a wish for his success. We all unite in hoping that His fortunes will ne’er grow less. MaryiirH Johns Prophetess Oh. rare, pale Margaret. Who always starred. Haven’t you flunked yet. Or’s that record unmarred? .1 nines Martin Grind Editor “What’s in a name?,” Said old Bill S. You surprise us Bill, in- deed. For any man who’d seen Zeke drive. Would know why they called him “speed.” Guy Cowing Custodian of Calendar Have you met Guy Cow- ing? A Chesterfield in bowing. Would he weren’t so mel- ancholy. And a trifle more ge’en o’er to folly. Harold llreniian Art Editor And here is Brennan stur- dy, Who loves, they say, the hurdy gurdy. When he hears one on the street. He's rarely able to control his feet. Ford Grove Athletics Here’s a young man named Ford, Who eats to pay for his board. His size is that of a Lilli- putian, His face the shade of a flowering fuschia. But the ways of the world Make him bored. NINE 1 y 13 Hiu mu l'ist Margaret Johns Kenneth Campbell Helen Chase Marian Layman Marie Reimann Marguerite Schippers Helen Gifford Harriette Gillespie Guy Cowing Ralph Gault Blanche Dutil Harry Kaiser illonorabIc Jflcntion William Kurtz Myrine Cameron Clifford Hoyt Marguerite Clark (Class (Colors—(Oraiutc ani llllack Jflolocr—Pink Hose Jflottu ;Xon Critolae i5 eii IHtac, Hisrinuis ELEVEN M,B Mnry S- Seymour MImh Kllraheth A. Smith MInn Lilian Gold Miss Henrietta Lew is lr. J. W. Hums Mlsa Jessie A. linker THIRTEEN Hr. William J. I{ iissc11 HImm Florence Fuller � 1 I.hn II. I’.Mfher ( rim lori fourtb;en FIFTEEN enfra i i1 a 11 opk ius President 11 I«• ii (illVonl Vice President Here is a lad called Harry, We all like him much, yes very. When in school and when out. These are our sentiments without a doubt. The Gifford tribe are many. The Gifford tribe are smart. Helen’s as bright as any. If only you’ll give her a start. And here we have Miss Gott, Whose paths in pleasant grooves are sot. If you wish to see her without a smile. you’ll have to wait for quite a while. Here’s a lad with a smile so wide. If we told you the width, you’d say we lied. Methinks not even Hadean fire. Could make this Mogford smile expire. SIXTEEN F wt Central High School, Class of Nineteen- Thirteen □ IS Clyde lt«‘iniiigton Eemy's got a spunky curl, oh. so nice ana coy. But he ought to give it to a girl. And dress more like a boy. lnry Hegel Gentle are her ways. ' s and sweet, oh very. Through our high school days, We liked to talk to Mary. Will lam FoMtllck oh here’s to Billy Fosdick, A very model lad. lie’s not so good as to make you sick, And he certainly isn’t bad. Cute little Ethyle Is sweet as can be. But that “y” in her name Is a deep mystery. We don’t want to make no knocks. On a thing so very small. But what’ll become of Ivan Fox, That cute little baby doll? O, quoth fair Bernice Stanley. For me the boys look man- ly. And so, you see, it’s up to me. To look as darling as can be. SEVENTEEN Clint Central High School, Jc.mmc Proper Adelaide Terlmsh Dean Farley Of Jesse Proper so strict and proper. The best you could say would be no whopper. He works quite hard, and behaves quite well. You’ll find none like him when you get to Heaven. Well here is Adelaide T. Look again and you’ll see. She’s jes’ natural as can be. Open this book up at inis page. But Farley won’t see much I’m fraid. Though he’s at an obser- vant age. He’s intently watching Adelaide. Frances Lyon Hoy Griffin Clohc llardy Here’s a gray maiden named Lyon. Whose, conduct no one could rely on. She’d smile and look sweet. On all that she’d meet. While planning a trick to be try in’. “He feared the wiles of maidens' smiles.’’ To quote some learned man. He dodged them all by many miles. Did this bashful Griffin man. Here’s a girl both Hardy and strong. She seems to work the whole day long. But through it all there shines a smile. That seems to make her work worth while. □ [U E O K1GHTK KN ;tnt enfra . i gh School, CL 035 of Nineteen - 1 h irteen. Mnrle ltoinuinn nrrni l� m l.illhm (iooduln Marie Keimann, without any fooling:. Is certainly bound to get good schooling. Gay and happy, bright and true, Marie, old girl, here’s a toast to you. While a youth, this War- ren Morse Had a lovely hobby horse. Hut when he fully has grown up. We ’spose then he’ll have a H u p. When e’er you consider Lillian Goodwin, You’d think if anyone could, she would win. Always cheerful, bright and gay, No matter what the hour or day. Harold Miller Kvii Sanford Elmer .Ink Do you remember Harold Miller? He sat. you know, behind a pillar. Was always though a lady- killer. He’s here presented to your view. Think you we've given him his due? The charms of the maiden that here you see, Are many and varied as can be. If you don’t believe this ask Charley C. Now do you think, that Elmer Zink. From any labor e’er would shrink? When it comes to working on the square, He’s at it fast as he can tear. o US NINETEEN o t 'fini Central High School, ® !□ — Class of N neteen- 7 Q Ruth Cronin, who’s always bonin’, Says. “What’s the use of ever groanin'? If I’m always bright and gay, I usually manage to have my way. A certain young man named Me Lay. Is the hero of this little lay. Ry the looks of his card. He works pretty hard, And that’s all that we have to say. Now H. K. Gillespie, Har- riet she. Likes not her name that begins with “K”. But we like Harriet what- e’er her name. And will swear that others feel the same. □ George Everhart Florence I ptegraf Willis Ivools He runs, and leaps and vaults. And heaves the shot about. But all the boys look up to George, And admit he’s a good, old scout. Whenever you look at-this photograph. You’ll say. “why. there's Florence Uptegraf!” What a splendid picture she has took. Glad to see she’s In this book. We all look up to Willis K. On paper this sounds pretty fine. But listen, oh, reader, un- til we say. That this lad peers down from the 6-foot line. □ A Is ■a- TW ENTY Central High School, Class of Nineteen— ‘1 h rtcen Leo Finch Well, yes on a pinch. There may he worse than Leo Finch, Though his program, we say. is a regular cinch. Gladys Leonard Do you know about Leon- ard. Gladys? What they say her latest fad is? She’s plucking fur from Persian cats. It’s nice, she says, for making mats. Janies 1 ay field Ha! Who’s this that’s pic- tured here. So buxom, blithe and full of cheer? James Mayfield— well 1 never. His own sweet self, now did you ever! Edna (aiven Well, here is Edna, Now what’ll we say? She’s clever in classes.— That’ll do for today. Harry Kaiser This young man is Harry Kaiser, Now we’ve told you. you are wiser. He’s been with us just a year. But we’re glad to have him here. Margaret Pierson Please don’t think that Margaret Pierson. Could e’er be classed as— well, a fierce ’un. For she’s mild while never meek. A calmer maid is far to seek. TWENTY-ONE Vhni Central H qh School. CL ass or lameri □ 11 « ]i i «I • 'mm li na Nat alio KiInoii It ii 11� li (•mill And this is Howard, Presented to view. We know he’s no coward, Hut extra true-blue. Natalie's portrait here we see. Just as natural as can be. Wonder the camera didn’t crack. Some machine, that old kodak. With Ralph E. Gault, We’ll find no fault. To business tendeth he. What e’er he imagined that to be. Ilazel Proctor Piiiiikliii Pierce llazel 1 liter Hazel Proctor from Grand Blanc hies. We believe she’ll g:ain a prize. In spite of the conflicts, she is taking:. Everything: from Greek to baking:. Here’s a man so big: and fierce. He’s our classmate, Frank- ie Pierce. He’s not as fierce as he may appear. In fact big Frank is a lit- tle dear. Hazel is her name, Hazel is her eye. Hazel Miller first and last. We’ll never pass her by. TWENTY-TWO 1 hirtce n Ii(‘hln Clink II ugli ( lark Certrude Oatnian She finished up early. And moved out west. And we’ve missed Miss Oatman. For she’s one of our best, ’till dark. Then you’d work like Leh- la Clark. If you’ll work from morn ’‘till night, If you work with all your might. If you work from dawn When out for a lark. We always found Clark. But his lessons were good. And he behaved as he should. Harold Shank Whenever you think of Harold Shank. You recall how he played so many a prank. But lately he’s been so good to each teacher, We wonder now. will he be a preacher? Mabel Cliff And Miss Mabel Cliff. Tf troubled by a trifle. Would think, “what’s tne cliff.” And her wrath quickly stifle. William Kurt . Here’s William Kurtz so tall and slim. There’s nothing bad to say of him. He carries his work with apparent ease. And carries a card chuck full of “E’s.” HI H TWENTY-THREE FU Central Hi ah School, [a] !□ CL s of Nme teen -Inn Maud Potter Charles Carrol Mabel Conner Here's Miss Potter, I)o you so spot’er? Graceful and tall. She leads them ail Oh, here is Charley Car- rol. He’s strictly on the level. His praises would more than fill a barrel. He’ll never so to the bad. Mabel Concerts not an eel. Though of Conger eel’s we’ve heard. In fact she’s nicer y great deal, Than beast or fish or bird. Granville Maxfield studied much. Few are found, we fear, of such. No one would doubt that he worked hard. If only they could see that card. Marie Davis, named also Grace, You see has a mighty pleasant face. She always to her busi- ness ’tends. And ne’er to mere non- sense descends. This is the secret of C. Edwards, With a complexion fresh from early bed wards. His lessons he knew; and yes. was wise. “Why, you ask? Well, early he’d rise. IqJ HO Ip □— ■ ■ oi TWENTY-POUR Central High School, a ass of 71 , neteen- Thirteen. -o -□ lt(‘nlrU(‘ (irolM1 Little drops of midnight oil. Little grains of sand. Make the mighty scholars In this student land. Don’t they Cliff? The fun I’ve had up here. Is rather hard to measure. For going through school has been for me. Just one big round of pleasure.” Here’s to Noel Smith. For he’s no myth. With those answers of his So filled with pith. Kill� 1. Cameron (ai let on Heed Pearl Robinson Miss Cameron just came For her final year. We’re all glad she did. And vote her a “dear.” 1 guess I’ll fool ’em. And leave this year. What’ll they do. Without me here? Pearl Robinson’s fair haired you see. With eyes as sparkling as they can be. With quiet air and gentle grace. Her every duty she does face. 1 TWENTY-FIVE Helen ChiiNf treble MaeGillivrn.v Marguerite chirk I opine 'twas Helen Chase, Who led in education’s race. In our school, who has a pace That can equal Helen Chase? And here’s the boy. Who always wants to scrap. Most anyone could with him toy. And soon bring on a nap. There is a lass, in our class. And she is wondrous wise. Marguerite Clark by name. As you may well surmise. T� T-— Knlpli Moon lllnnelie Until Now' all gaze with care At Moon! Gee. ho’s a bear! Who would believe, for- sooth. The escapades of this Adonis-iike youth? All our efforts have been futile. To write a poem for Miss Dutil. In our minds there seems a dirth Of words to tell her worth. Many things here can be said. But we’ll stick to this man’s head. And skip the awful life he’s led. The head—the head—both swelled and red. p cF TWENTY-SIX | vah Warren Don Jones Mildred Lee We feared for a time. He wouldn't get through. Hut he worked and well did. We’re glad, aren’t you? Jonesy tried to play base- ball. lie hit and fielded well. But 20 times a game he’d fall. And it always looked aw- fully funny. The wedding bells have sounded. For one—Miss Mildred Lee. And the heartiest good wishes she carries. Of her class, one nine one three. And this is Marian. It sure is a treat. To write of this girl. Small and neat. We fast are nearing the end. And have seen about all from A to . Among the last, but surely not least. We have our friend, old “Tubby” Lee. Marguerite S. is next. Another one that’s bright. An honor student, we hear you say, Nuf said for now. Good night. TWENTY-SEVEN Flint Central High School, Llass of Nineteen- Thmtcen Q l os:ili«‘ LynilMirn This little lass with the name so flowery. Cares naught for the weather, dry or showery. And so the day, be it cold or hot. It drives Rosalie to he taught. Myrtle ItriHon This Britton girl. known as Myrtle, Is just as quiet as a turtle. And unless she knows you very well. She’ll just retire within her shell. Genevieve Sellers Now here we have Genevieve Sellers. Liked by all the lasses and fellers. And here our muse has got dead stuck. And so we close with a wish for good luck. □ Watt hour you doing in here, asked Mr. Parmelee aggressively. “Eating currents I brought from ohm, why,” replied Farley meekly, “do you want some?” “Wire you insulate this morning anyway? Can’t your relay shunts get you up on time?” ‘‘Anode you’d bawl me out.” “Well, it’s motor your credit to get around on time.” Now fuse going to make a fuss, old Farm, I’ll either call a copper have Elmer Zink come and take my part. What are you going to do with that armature threat- ening me with, huh?” ‘‘I’m not positive, but you get out of here.” Aw go ahead. Can me and see if I care. It’s cell to go to school anyway.” The current was broken right here. SO ■ ■ ■ — □ — □! [a] TWENTY-EIGHT EDITORIAL The Prospectus board wishes to embrace this opportunity to express appreci- ation of the thoughtful assistance received from the three faculty members of this year’s annual, the Misses Gold, Seymour and Baker. The editor is deeply indebted to these for their indispensable advice and willingness throughout the year to assist in making this book what we honestly believe to be the best ever. We wish to thank Mr. Wellwood, also, for his inimitable contributions in the shape of verses concerning the seniors, and Miss Mary Gold for innumerable suggestions. Fully and even painfully cognizant through four years of close personal con- tact and observation of the utterly inadequate facilities which the present Central High School building offers in the shape of modern improvements, as well as to the lamentably deplorable conditions of the ramshackle structure itself, the class of 13 wishes to enter one last plea for a new building. The present four-story structure necessitates a laborious amount of clambering up and down creaking stairs upon which well defined trails have been distinctly out- lined by the preceding generations. In Ann Arbor, Saginaw, Grand Rapids, I ontiac and other Michigan towns, modernly equipped structures have recently been provided for the pupils; while in this prosperous city, which has enjoyed an unprecedented growth, far in excess proportionally to that of any in America, (excepting four), the same loose jointed contraption greets the teachers and pupils year after year with no apparent effort towards providing a new one. Are the teachers and students less de- serving here than elsewhere? This inference might justifiably be drawn, judging from the dilatory and tardy actions of the school board and tax payers who seem strangely and inexplicably remiss about preparing for a new one. Lengthy and minute dissertations concerning the total inefficacy of the present building are utterly useless, TWKNTY-NINE 31 n tent i cm s («LKW .MAY EH, Athletic Director—Even the wisest of our intellectual a mo- tors have always felt that athletics is a part of education. Moreover, the wisdom of the past seems to be supported by the experience of the present generation, for if there is any truth in statistics the world’s work and greatest achievements are to be attained by men who have the best brains in the best bodies. In other words statis- tics tell us that the brightest children in our schools are the strongest physically. However, we find in every school of today two distinct types of boys; those who are scholars and those we usually term athletes. At each of these extremes we find men that are greatly handicapped when they finish their school work and take up the work of life. A large part of the athletes will fail in the race of life for want of better trained minds, while an equally large class of scholarship men will be elimin- ated from the struggle for want of more efficient bodies. The diminutive weight upon the part of all scholarship men may be accounted for in several ways. In order to meet the standards, it is necessary to hold oneself down to many hours of highly concentrated and long-sustained mental efforts. The body for the time being is literally starved in order that the brain may be surfeited. If this intense mental activity is followed by a moderate amount of exercise no harm follows from hard study. If to intense mental application be added, worry, fear of failure, or loss of sleep, then mental work becomes exhausting. On the other hand the athlete spending too much time on the play grounds sac- rifices his school work for play. He has such a desire for hero worship and physical skill, so characteristic of the period, that his school work becomes a secondary matter and it is only by severe drudgery that he manages to pull thru with passing grades, or perhaps it may terminate in his dropping out of school before completion. Herein lies a problem of our schools today. Something must be done to even up the breach between the two extremes. That is, some way of equalizing work and play. On the part of the school one plan suggests itself. Just as most schools re- quire athletic students to attain certain grades in mental pursuits before they can contend tor athletic honors, why would it not be desirable for schools to require all scholarship men to attain a certain standard in their physical work before allowing them to compete for honors in scholarships? On the whole it is largely up to the boy or girl to choose their time for work and play as best they may. In working toward this end let each student start next fall with fixed hours for work and play. Let us have out on the gridiron five teams in- stead of one. Let us organize tennis teams for the girls or any healthful exercise that may suit conditions. Let each student keep the work and play element well in mind throughout their high school life so that upon graduation they may go into the world’s work equally balanced with good brains in good bodies. THTRTY-TWO Unteriuetos Mr. Alfred Galbraith, secretary of the Flint Board of Commerce.—In an inter- view Mr. Galbraith said that he was very much in favor of play grounds. He stated the necessity for some change of scenery or for some recreation, not only for the young people of the community but also for the older members. Mr. Jayne who is an eminent student of playgrounds and recreation parks, at a recent Board of Commerce banquet, gave the idea that such a thing was not only necessary, but also showed the development of a city as much as anything. It was decided by the board, further states Mr. Galbraith, to look into the matter of providing places for recreation. About nine parks in different portions of the city have been looked over, and something will probably be done by the park board in a little while. As it is, many of the parks, such as the ones at Thread Lake and at the Waterworks, have been beautified, and means of providing amusements such as swings, merry-go-rounds, etc., have been placed for the people to enjoy. A list of the parks given by Mr. Galbraith is as fol- lows: Oak Park, consisting of about four acres; Thread Lake Park of fifteen acres; the new Willson Park of three acres; the Walsh Park of four acres; the Mac Farlan and Hamilton Parks, each of about one-half an acre; and the Woodlawn, and Dort school grounds of about six and four acres respectively. All of these would make good places for play grounds, and as there are 7,894 school children in the city, some place will have to be provided for the youngsters, if Flint expands as much as it has in the last three or four years. Some little work has been done by the city, and about one hundred and twenty-five dollars has been expended to beautify the play- grounds. Mr. Galbraith, in concluding said that he wanted to be quoted as saying to the people of Flint, “Take all of the obnoxious ‘Keep off of the grass’ signs, and burn them up, so that the people may enjoy what little greenery there is in the city.” One of Flint’s Well-known Book I covers—Most high school students make the mistake of reading the wrong books. Instead of reading volumes of Shakespeare, Tennyson, or some of the scientists, they prefer to spend their time with such books, which, while they are perhaps harmless, nevertheless do not broaden their minds, or influence a taste for literature. Books on economics, civil government, housekeep- ing, histories, and the best old and modern authors are the ones, which are greatly abhorred by the younger set. There was a time, continues the speaker, when chil- dren never thought of reading trashy novels, which were not worth the paper they were written on. But now-a-days, these books are the first ones asked for, or bought by the pupils. There is also a lack of interest in new approved books, not enough attention paid to the library and different reading rooms, and to the literary devel- opment of the people. Everything is hurly-burly, and people are so occupied with chasing the “almighty dollar,” that they don’t have time to turn their attention to literature. Reading societies should be organized, not only for boys and girls, but also for the older people, so that the one class could influence the other in regard to good literature. Many schools have their library in connection. This is a very good thing, and one that should be encouraged not only by praise, but also by dollars and cents. The Central High School is sadly lacking in anything like this, and it would be a great thing if some one would start a movement to furnish one for it. A few books could be obtained at first, which would help the students in their studies, and then more could be added from time to time until a large and valuable collection would be secured. Many students, continued the speaker, do not know what to read, and do not take any pains to find out. Any one of the teachers, parents or librarians would be glad to help them in their selection, if they would but only ask. It seems that every English teacher should post a list of books which would prove valuable to the students, and then give the pupils five or ten per cent extra on their year’s mark, if they should read them all. This would stimulate interest, and give them something to work for. “It seems too bad that something can t be done to rectify this error of the students, and if there is anything which will make them see their mistake, I am ready to take it up, and help all I can,” said the speaker. THIRTY-THREE jlntcrtucuis A Factory Owner—Many boys do not fit themselves for any special life work, while going through high school. Their only thought is to get a passing mark with the least study. A high school is only a stepping stone to the future. It simply begins to develop a person for a higher education. If a young man knows that there is not a possible chance for him to go to college, it is just as well, that he let alone, for instance, the study of Greek, and devote himself to some subject which will benefit him in his after life. A great many students make the mistake of waiting a year before going to college. This may be all right, but the man who starts to go through college with nothing but his tuition and a lot of determina- tion is the one I want to enter my factory. It has been proved time and again, that such men make the world’s best citizens. There is no need of giving ex- amples of such people, because a great many such cases are familiar to every one. A boy should be alert, wide-awake, and always on the job. I have a few rules which any young man would do well to follow, if he is working: Never shout across the room. Don’t swear. Don’t chew—it’s unsanitary. Don’t loaf. Be agreeable. Be willing to learn. Help others. Always be on the job. Keep busy. These few little suggestions have helped me many times, and will no doubt help others if they will only apply them. A great many employes make the mis- take of not becoming interested in their work. Whatever you do boys, do your work thoroughly, and show some interest in it. If you can’t do that get out, and look for work which is more pleasant and congenial. Don’t expect to earn more money than the foreman. Remember, it takes time to become efficient in your work and so do your best every minute, and go in with the determination to win. Miscellaneous Mlitterings By V. K. Mills If all the fellows that spent a nickel in Pettis’ drug store were stretched out length to length they would reach from Three Rivers, Mich., to Munich, Germany. Gather ’round the melodeon boys we’re going to have a song. Ladies and gentlemen, the Raindrop trio will render that touching ballad “When the Dear Old High School Once Was Noah’s Ark.’’ Don’t crowd that old lady boys, let her through. She is to testify that she can remember when Parm’s jokes were new. THIRTY-FOUR IUI Ltuli lEfflitL lira Marcia WRMi I h -i V. t p y a pguds 3-;r 1=3= = — fe -F— - I ; Jfjr££ % Kf yJ3-J3- apjii ■ =2 -- vgpvgp- rc - •J jT p-iiJ 3‘ia - rf' —-a : fc m f tf££ k |+ J S Jq 5 W -t ■; 5) i0h ' j i 5__j5-S-3 «r vjf' ■ t 5 -Y r---- f=p=pzp 3 Js2 J—: 1 - -p - r r irMM f h l� F e ijiflfttffea f 't e = kf- ;L i i -4H= ■- —«� ' L. J--|r TiJu J _ - - zZ_L} J =J=± . . LjS •“ � r- 1 — • riff r = —-: f - -f - r --r—J E y—fc.NK r crrMrfi =Mt+ - K S’ FF 6 � kva THIRTY-FIVE Jflint jCtiidl diool oit£ (). Y. Holmes. � Here’s to our dear old alma mater, Here’s to our colors red and black, Here’s to the team that always gets there, Plucky, game, and ever fighting back. Here’s to our gallant old Flint High School, Whose praises now we gladly sing. We’re with you strong and steady Stalwart and always ready With you in anything. For you we’re ever striving. Building up fame undying, Our tributes to you we bring. HUmk (titles “Little Women’’—Marion Layman and Helen Chase. “A Born Coquette’’—Mildred Lee. “Wise and Otherwise’’- -Harold Shank. “An Indian Brave’’—G. Maxfield at Senior-Junior Party. “The Call of the Wild’’—That Junior Class Yell. “Pigs is Pigs’’—Bonbright and Cowing. “The Common Law’’—NO WHISPERING. “An Amateur Gentleman’’—Joe Parkhurst. “The Rivals’ —M. Cumings and M. Cameron. “The Country Gentleman’’—Ralph Gault. “The Great Divide’’—The part (?) in Brother Burns’ Hair. “Twice Told Tales’’—The Grinds. “The Innocents Abroad’’—Dodds and Seeley on the Coast. “Their Yesterdays’’—E. Williamson and Carl Reed. “Cease Firing’’—For the Teachers in General. “The Man Who Came Back’’—Carl Reed. “The Good Girl’’—Any one of Charley G’s. “The Yellow Paper’’—Wade’s admission Slips. “A Woman of Genius’’—None of the teachers. “Wild Animals I Have Known’’—Ivan Fox and Chauncey Park. “A Perfect Gentleman’ —Anyone on Page Eight. “The Younger Set’’—The Freshman. “The Danger Mark—“X”. On the Wings of the Morning”—That—xx$$ — @ @xx eight o’clock bell. “The Victors”—Class of ’13. “Faithful Animals”—Our Ponies. “A Fighting Chance”—C. Carrol. “Fairy Tales”—What some students tell the faculty. Going Some”—Ponderous Toots Mayfield. AIs Verlobte Empfehlen Sich”—R. McGuire and C. Pierson. “The Right to Reign”—Seymour. The Soul of a Tenor”—Fosdick. “The Music Master”—L. Finch. “Tnpleasant Memories”—The Pennant. Red Mullin—I’m the guy that put the “we” in Louise. M. Cumings—I’m the chicken that put the “odds” on Dodds. K. Campbell—I’m the mutt that throws a fit o’er Moffett. C. Lunt—I’m the guy that put the “war” in Warrick. R. Gott—I’m the guy that put the “merry in Marion.—“Marry” too, didn’t you Robert, you little rascal. H. Fitzgerald—I’m the guy that put the “wretch” in Gretchen. G. Wildanger—I’m sure I’m not the maid that put those fits” in Fitzgerald. C. Pierson—I’m the lassie that put the “ire” in McGuire. Russell—I’m the guy that put the “man” in Manistee. M. Rood says that it’s school teaching that put the “old” in Gold. G. Cowing and C. Bonbright—(in concert). We’re the ginks that put the “hen” in Henrietta. THIRTY-SIX THIRTY-SEVEN (■eorjge 1 nil in President Dorothy Pierson Vice-President llrynn linker Secretary Joseph Pnrkliurst Treasurer THIRTY-EIGHT 3juntor (Class 3.1 nU George Benford Don Ballantyne Richard Burch Frank Eames Florence Eddy Cecil Ellsworth Merle Cask ill Charles Good Edna Given Vivian Jackson Norman James Gladys Johnson Rosalie Lymburn Hugh McCall Joe McFarlan Mabelle Mullin Marie Neal Hazel Nickel Lucy Oldswager Chauncey Park Joseph Parkhurst Ezra Perry Mazie Pidd Carol Pierson Dorothy Pierson Minnie Rhiness Inger Rice Edwin Russell Helen Sadler Beryl Savage Glenn Scott Roy Shirley Herva Slaght Ralph Smale Roscoe Soper Lucile Stark Leroy Street Lulu Traber Albert Terry Marie Tompkins Frank Wascher Erma Walker Erma Warrick Howard Wessels Harry Westover Gretchen Wildanger Margaret Lucile Abbey Grace Ackerman Florence Armstrong Gladys Armstrong Helen Atherton Bryan Baker Willard Barton Ethel Bowman Elsa Bowman Edna Brock Eth ly n de B rock way Ruth Browne Charlene Buchanan Thomas Buckham Wanita Buecking Myrton Chambers Beryl Chapman Lucile Choate Cleta Mae Cole Joe Cook Helen Cooper Eleanor Cumings Marion Cumings Elizabeth Daly Leona Darling Pauline Doherty Jennet Evans Nina Gabel Clare Garner Bernice George Robert Gillespie Glen Graves Vivian Hall Grace Harp Beulah Haskell Edna Hinkley Edward Ferguson Karl Hohensee Beatrice Horton Clarissa Howe Nina Irvine Helen Jackson Hilda Jackson Ruth Jackson Sherman Johnstone Louise Kennedy Frances Knight Ethelyn Lamb Glen MacGillivray Anna Matson Gladys McCartney Cecil Moyer George Mullin Homer Rice Elta Wood Gladys May Dora Willett Helen Clapp Herman Baker Gladys Jobson Max Rood Perry Whitaker John Rasback Lulu Jobson Agatha Jones Marian Lawrason Marjorie Merrell Luella Needham Myrtle Ostrander Allan Parker Rhea Paschal! Daisy Rockafellow Edna Seaman Bernie Shippy Adelaide Smith Maurice Somerville Ruth Wheeler Donald McNaughton THIRTY-NINE FORTY 'ii FORTY-ONE 1 nr In ii ('arNcndtlen Vice-President JoMepli llhickiimlon President Anil Hiker Treasurer Mnrjorle lllnrk Secretary PORTY-TWO Sophomore (Class Hull Rupert Bicchele Hascall Bliss Clare Bloss Karl Brock way Jocie Coggins Carlton Cooley Zella Currier Hazel Darling Louella Ensworth William Goosen Harold Howe Edna Andrew Nettie Irwin Percy Howes Adah Horton Hazel Hopkins Morris Henderson Charles Haver Pearle Harris Ada Graves Robert Gott Gertrude Glenn Josephine Gifford Victor George Mildred Frick Ruth Freeman Fred Fraser Herbert Fisher Bernice Evans Rosa Elstner Dorris Eckley Hazel Dunn Maurice Curts Ethel Clark Beatrice Cheney Carl Chatters Marguerite Chase Howard Chapel Howard Chambers Rosetta Carpenter Marion Carscadden Grace Callahan Phoebe Bradow Marjorie Black Robert Blackington Arthur Biechele Ester Barton Louise Baker Harold Bache Nettie Atherholt Dexter Kinch Arlene Kerr Laurie Kaufman Marion Jones Dolly Johnson Dorothy Austin Dallas Evans Florence Rubel Florence Langdon Bessie Winn Ila Whitacre Mildred Welles Glenn Warren Don Warren Alan Walker Everett Swift Harry Stebbins Margaret Stark Olive Soulby Harriet Soper Burrell Smith Gladys Sluyter Charlotte Shank Mabel Sevener Max Rumbold Vernice Rossetter Florence Robertson Marie Riker Aral Riker Percy Rice Murray Rice Annabel Reed Boris Powell Gladys Post Anna Persons Russell Moffatt Gladyce McQuigg Jean McGovern Madelon McCorkell Maude McArthur Margaret Marsh Alta Mancour Pearl Ludington Harry Loss Ortie Letts Marie La Gear Patricia Lee FORTY-THREE FORTY-FOUR. Jffrcsltmen (Class Jloll mary ackerman. lota aldrich, willma alexander, iloyd alger. emma allan, zeldred alien, octave antonio, rodolph atkins. fiances ballenger. lottie berdan, alice bettesworth. douglas bliss, bunnell bowles, francos brandt. zetta brick, June brown, marguerite brown, austin buecking, ilorence butler, tom callahan, ward cameron, elizabeth Campbell, fern carpenter, Irving carpenter, luella carpenter, howard cashin, gladys easier, leta chambers, jean chapman, lyman church, veda clemence. aileene cook, bernlce craig, edna Crawford, grace cronin, loretto cronin, lester davidson, chauncey decew. bertha doming, lewis dibble, roswell dillon. olive doekham, howard eaton. ellen edmonson, leo emerick. bernard ferneau, lawrence finley, adeline firster, gertrude tttzgerald, lynn fitzgeraid, fiorence flipse. rnabel forshee, william frazer, helen freeman, geraldine french, verna french, harold gault, katherine gayle, bessie george, helena george, mary gillesple, reginald goo denow. joel graves, chancy hallitt, Cecil hardy, harold hart, leo hatherly, george heartwell. dare Idles, bruce hoyt, fiorence hunt, mildred irvine, bessie isham, john jlckling, edith Johnson, lora karrer, flossie kelch, hersehell kennedy, elma kimball, eben kugel. Stafford lee. gladys letts, beryl lewis, farwell long, bernlce mason, hilda mason, harold matteson, Sydney medade, beuda macclonald, estelle mckinney, william merrlll. lucile miller, mildred morgan, etta morley, william murphy. Charles needham. hugh parker, elsie parks, violet passmore, norman plew. mary pollock, beth pontius. evelyn powell, harold pritchard, leslie proper, leta randall, geraldine rice, herbert rlchardson, dorothy rieman, richard rigby, mildred roach, gladys rockafellow. geraldine rogers, karl romang. louise roughton. welma russell, Joseph ryan, arthur Salisbury, albert sehiappacasse. willard schindler, clayton schumacher, ruth sevener. fern sheick. leon short, lula sickner, reginald skillings, donald smale, dorothy smyth, alfred Stevenson, helen stone, william summerfleld, Ida surner. franklin tewkesbury, mabel thompson, vivian towner, marlowe traber, frank traey. blanche vaughan. glen vincent, louella wade, Irene webber, lloyd wertman. ralph white- leather, george whitney, marion williams, hazel wilson. carrle winborn. mary wlsler, arthur wolcott, thomas wolcott, viola wodren, a. m. wrlght, eva wright, harold yankle, laura zink. FORTY-FIVE A M K I'reriomiiinnt 1 ‘iil il Trait Chief I'iXlernnl ('li nracterlatlcN Supported By Harold Shank Concentration Freckles Two Huge Unwieldy Pedes Marion Cumings Hasn’t Any Red Hair (but she won’t admit it.) George—-Hopes to be at Least Cleta Cole Timidity Height Oxygen (stuff that makes us fresh.) Don Ballantyne O Tendency Toward Obesity “Governor” Carl Reed Fondness for Mathematics Extreme Reserve Good Looks (?) Dean Farley Self Importance Worried Look Stand in with Parm Margaret Johns The Acme of Stupidity Too Much “make-up” Vergilian Knowledge Harry Hopkins Same as Bally’s Adonis-like Physique Gullible Public FORTY-SIX — IliKKCHt (HIVllMC ( Minilly Seen Favorite Occupation Occupation 10 Yeara Hence That Any Place He Sculptor, Lord Only Knows and Hair Shouldn’t Be See H. S. Desks He Won’t Tell Posing as College Widow Talking Dancing Training School for Boys iMaking Goo Goo At the Hair Supt. of Eyes Bijou Dressing Gas Works Contemplating At the Gotts’ Helping Farley Graduating From Matrimony (calling on Robert) —see Below H. S. Thinks Himself At Algebra Suffragette An Athlete Church (?) III. Leader Lawfing at Parm’s Resting More Still Bum Jokes Resting Resting 65 in Physics At Absorbing Chorus Exam Orpheum Theology Girl Habitually Running Two-stepping with Trying to “Boss” Broncho For Office “Our Boys” j Something “Buster” FORTY-SEVEN FORTY-EIGHT (Class Propltcni Should you ask me, whence these fancies? Whence these prophecies and such-like? With the longness of a sermon, and the nonsense of a schoolmaid, With their frequent fond reminders of our schoolmates and their habits, Of their looks, their reputation, even of their hearts’ ambitions? I should answer, I should tell you, “From my own imagination, By the kindly Muse incited, with prophetic inspiration.” Ye who love the High School pupils, (e’en the green and verdant Freshmen!) List then to the destined future of the wise and reverend Seniors! Hear the story of our leader, Harry Hopkins, wondrous tenor, Famous over land and ocean, rival of the great Caruso. What of Farley, Dean the wand’rer, teachers’ ever-missing trouble? He shall be a powerful preacher, eloquent of speech and fervent. Max McLay, the ever-youthful, never-truthful, hapless Maxwell,— He shall roam the streets of Fenton, selling fine-tooth combs and trinkets. What of Harold A. Fitzgerald? As unto the Dutch his beer is, So unto the class is Harold,—Lonesome each without the other Very brilliant is his future. With such training from Miss Lewis, He shall make amazing progress, and at Harvard a professor Teach his favorite subject, Latin, to the younger generation. Let me tell of Harold Miller, ever-famous “Lady-killer,” With Miss Edson (e’er his favorite), he shall run a beauty-parlor, Popular resort of many beauty-seekers old and youthful. Have you seen it? Maxfield’s Circus! Greater e’en than Barnum-Bailey’s, Famous for its clowns and camels, elephants and big hyenas; With them travels Shank the famous, only living human monkey— You should see his tricks and antics, watch him gobble down the peanuts: Also Ivan Fox is with them small and agile tight-rope walker. In evangelistic meetings, “Billy” Fosdick shows his talent, Uses his persuasive powers, in producing saints from sinners, Choosing all his texts from Ruth----------------NUFF SED! Hear the fate of our “Red” Mullin, football star and ladies’ favorite; Now he’s married (Who would dream it?), and, they say, a henpecked husband. Harold Brennan, swift (?) as ever, has become a great cartoonist; “Mutt and Jeff” are his productions, in the old Flint Daily Journal. Have you heard of Gladys Leonard? She’s the preacher’s youngest daughter; English “Jock,” a wealthy noble, ’cross the water came and sought her, To his palace then he brought her,—do you s’pose he’s glad he got her? When you want some meat for dinner, go to “Zink and Mayfield, Butchers” There they grind up pups and pussies, in their savage sausage-grinder! Harry Mogford’s fate is settled! He shall wed a Southern beauty, And upon a huge plantation spend his days in peace and comfort. Guy, because one heartless maiden would not change her name to Cowing, Vows to be fore’er a bachelor, swears to be a woman-hater! He shall cook, and sew on buttons, darn his socks, and wash the dishes, Till he shall repent his rashness, change his hatred into courtship. Leo Finch shall be a doctor, one of those new, stylish doctors— They don’t give you pills and potions, but they run and jump upon you. Punch you, jerk you, biff and bang you,—and they call them Chiropractors! Next we have a noted lawyer, “Zeke” (His maiden-name is Martin!) Brilliant, witty, and proficient in the lawyers’ well known practice! “Airy, fairy Lilly Ann,”—We surely know she is a Good-One! She shall wed a wealthy banker, and live happy ever after. FORTY-NINE Our Marie, Miss Merry Sunshine, (Never smiled a sweeter maiden!) Is content to wed a poor man. chooses love within a cottage, There to live in sweet enjoyment,—’Tis a lucky man who Gott her! Willis Kools, our politician, Senator from Pennsylvania, Shall be widely known and honored for his wisdom and uprightness. Warren Morse shall be the owner of a rival store of Kresge’s, Where they offer wondrous bargains,—perfume, powder, pins, and pencils, Cornsalve, cake-tins, cups and saucers, curling-irons, and chocolate candy! And we have a suffragette, too! Hazel Proctor, brave and fearless, Marches through the streets of Lansing, with her “Votes For Women” banner. Alvah Warren keeps a drug store, where he sells you ice-cream soda, Chocolate sundaes, floating islands, cherry ice, and all such nice stuff! Frances Lyon (Oh, you mischief, with that one bewitching dimple!) Shall become a social favorite, popular in many circles. Eva Sanford is an actress, starring now in “Bachelor Pleasures,” Churchill Edwards’ latest drama winning praise throughout the country. In that large and prosperous city, suitably entitled “Grand Blanc,” Lives a spinster, Myrtle Britton, with her cat and her canary. “Curly” Pierce, the football wonder, shall become a sure-nuff hero. Save a lovely maid from drowning,—and live happy ever after! Lehla Clark shall be a teacher in a little country schoolhouse; While her brother raises “taters,” onions, turnips, beans, etc. Next we have a missionary, Mildred Lee, who goes to China To convert the dreadful heathen, with their queues and yellow faces. Harry Kaiser in Montana on a ranch of many acres With a cowboy hat and rifle, rides the prairies dry and dusty. On a ranch a few miles distant, lives another of our classmates, Adelaide Terbush, well and happy with her handsome cowboy husband. Mabel Cliff shall be a milliner; she trims hats of all description, Straw in summer, felt in winter, covered o’er with flowers and feathers. R. McGuire, addressed as Betty, Biddy, Polly, and such pet names, Shall write popular selections, and his latest bit of ragtime Bears the fascinating title, “I’m a Favorite With The Ladies!” Reed shall be a millionaire, a second John D. Rockefeller. Ethyle Williamson contributes to the “Woman’s Home Companion,” Editing the fashion column,—she’s an expert in such matters. Grove is certainly a wonder! Yes, he is a model husband, Rocks the baby, wipes the dishes, hooks his wife’s most puzzling dresses, Never murmurs at the gas-bill,—Would that there were more men like him! Noel Smith’s a temperance lecturer, and an influential speaker. Mr. Clyde A. Remington shall be a dignified policeman, With a club and bright brass buttons, standing on the busy corner. In New York’s a wealthy lady, Madame De la Georg (nee’ Potter), “And her name was Maude!”---------------------. “Bunny” Campbell! He’s the guy that put the “boss” in Boston City; There he owns a cotton factory, and his income is enormous, Gault shall be an undertaker. Everywhere that Dr. Carroll Takes his bitter pills and potions, Gault is sure to follow after! Jesse Proper lives in Texas with his wife and seven children. How can Bernice Stan-lee Zimmerman? The question now arises, But they seem to be contented,—yes a model married couple! Forsyth owns a big brass band, and in the summer just at twilight, Serenades his lovely sweetheart with this wondrous, witching music! If “an honest man’s the noblest work of God,” then that’s McCaughna; He will keep a hardware store in that fair city of Mt. Morris. H. Gillespie is besieged by many, many eager suitors, FIFTY “Not because her hair is curly, not because she boasts a dimple,— This the secret of their ardor; she can make delicious biscuits, (“Just like Mother used to make! ), and pies, and cakes, and ginger-cookies; She will marry when she’s twenty, and her husband will be happy. Clifford Hoyt shall be a sailor, and his “saucy ship’s a beauty; He’s a sober man and true, and e’er attentive to his duty! Blanche Dutil lives high, they say, for she did wed an aviator. “We should worry over Martha, sweet Salvation Army lassie, With her bonnet trimmed in red,—yes, church work always did suit Martha! Most girls give their hearts away, then why should Genevieve M. Sellers? She will wed a millionaire, and live in splendor at Chicago, William Kurtz shall be a dentist,—yes, he is a painless dentist; You’ll not feel the molar leaving, as he grasps it with his forceps; Why, you’ll feel no pain whatever,-------till his bill has been presented! Next in line is Marguerite Clarke, and she’s a Bell phone operator; Oft we hear her voice repeating that familiar “Line is busy! If you’d like to read a story just of recent publication, Try Miss Helen Chase’s latest, “Reasons Why I Never Married! In a little store in Gaines, Miss Reimann now is selling candy, Helping make this old world sweeter, as she always did in schooldays. Hazel Miller lives in Boston, and has now become the matron Of a home for little orphans, poor and friendless little children. Rosalie Lymburn in the country teaches to the farmers’ children “Readin’, ’ritin’, ’rithmetic, and keeps the birch rod in the corner. Griffin’s Grocery store is noted for its prices and reductions: Coffee twenty cents a dozen, eggs a dollar for a bushel. From the memory of our classmates pass away our schoolday troubles, Difficulty of our lessons, punishments of our dear teachers, All those rules and regulations, and our monthly “quiz in physics,— But can we forget the glory of the rays of knowledge streaming From that radiant orb (the Full Moon!)? Can it pass from our remembrance? Ah, he is a great inventor! Many wise men do him homage! — Fountain-pens that do not leak, potato-bug exterminator, Phonographs that do not squeak, and an efficient nutmeg grater! What has fate for Marguerite Schippers? She shall have a handsome husband; They will travel round the world, and pass through many strange adventures. What is destined for Miss Gordon? For our winsome, dark-eyed Gertrude, “With her moods of shade and sunshine, eyes that smile and frown alternate She shall teach domestic science, till that rascal Cupid finds her, Claims her as a helpless victim, weds her to a Baptist preacher. Fate ordains it, fate decrees that Margaret Pierson wed a farmer! She’s “a wife with nimble fingers, heart and hand that move together, Feet that run on willing errands, —Lucky is her “hayseed husband! Let me tell of Gertrude Oatman, with her hair so soft and golden; She will study art in Paris, and her drawings show great talent. Fate decrees Miss Cameron to be a great and noted singer; People come from many cities, come to hear this sweet contralto; She can “stir their souls to passion, she can “melt their hearts to pity.” Florence Uptegraff shall wait till Leap Year brings a wealthy husband. Mabel Conger is a housewife truly worthy of the title; None could call her jelly “soup; or none could name her doughnuts “sinkers; None could find a speck of dust throughout her home so neat and tidy. Beatrice with eyes so brown that mischief do where’er they wander Is the belle of Washington, beloved of many ardent suitors; She commands, and they obey,—oh, she’s a queen in social circles! A. MacGillivray is next, so tall, and straight, and broad of shoulder; FIFTY-ONE He’s a wealthy man in Dayton, owner of an auto factory. One stenographer have we, Miss Hardy ever bright and cheerful; How her fingers fly, for she can write one hundred words a minute! Fair Miss Davis lives in “Deutschland,” but her name no more is Davis,— Now they call her Frau Von Lager, and her favorite food is sauerkraut. What has Destiny for Edna? What has Fate so kindly Given? Wealth, a home, a handsome husband, half a dozen happy children. “Bonny’s” a philanthropist, they sometimes call him a promoter; Many are his pet ambitions, many his peculiar projects: Now a home for “Merry Widows;” now an Arctic expedition; Now there is a scheme on hand that he is backing with his money To produce a brand of sausage made of cat-nip and of dog-wood! He’s a sunny, funny fellow,—and his middle name is “Windy!” Marian Layman is a nurse; her patients young and old adore her, For her voice is low and sweet, “an excellent thing (but scarce) in woman!” Mary Hegel keeps a bakery, it’s a sure-nuff “Model Bakery”: Pies and cakes, and big round doughtnuts,—they’re such “holesome” food and healthful! Helen Gifford teaches Latin in our dear old “alma mater,”— (But ’tis now a fine new building, quite a credit to the city!) Everhart’s a noted lawyer, famous in the art of reasoning; Many people come to seek him, to employ him in their lawsuits; First he hears them tell their story, then if he decides they’re lying, Sharp and firm is his refusal—He accepts no bribes or presents, For his honesty is “Abe”-like; he’s an advocate of justice. But whene’er he takes a case, you may be sure he’ll never lose it, For his logic is true logic,—He’s a lawyer to be proud of! Miss Ruth Cronin teaches music, fifty cents a half-hour lesson. Oh, we have some “Newlyweds,” Miss Robinson has just been married; Pity her poor hubby when he tries to eat her soda-biscuits! (He’ll be lucky if he suffers nothing worse than indigestion!) But he eats them, for he loves her—Truly Love hath worked some wonders! Now we say “Farewell forever,” and our teachers who adore us, Weeping at our sad departure, answer soft, “Farewell, dear children!” Well they know the dismal void the Senior Class will leave in parting; Well they realize the dullness of the future Senior pupils! What will class-hour be when we’re gone? What are session-rooms without us? (Therefore some of our kind classmates, just to cheer our mourning teachers, Stay behind another year—What thoughtful and considerate creatures!) As we journey forth to conquest of this world so big and awesome, To the unknown years before us, to the regions of the future, Once again we sigh at parting, sadly wail, “Farewell forever!’ —Margaret Marie Johns. FIFTY-TWO Properly speaking this should come under the head of “Prophecy but inas- much as Miss Johns emphatically disclaims any knowledge on such subjects, we are compelled to print the same under a different caption. TIME: 1999 PLACE: Heavenly Gates PERSON: Red Mullin. As Red’s calloused paw lightly tapped the pearly portals, Saint Peter tripped deftly into view and began arranging Red’s transports. While thus occupied, the dulcent strains of the heavenly choir, wafted by the gentle and zephyr-like breezes through the peaceful atmosphere, floated down to Mullin’s wondering earlets. “What’s that,’ asked Red curiously. “Oh, our singers,’ replied Peter proudly, “250 strong, too.” “For the love of Mike, is that all, ’ scoffed Mullin. “Why don’t you have a DECENT one while you’re about it. Let ME get up a CREDITABLE affair. I’m the greatest little organizer you ever saw'.” “So,” grunted Peter unimpressed. “Yep, replied Mullin, “can you get 50,000 sopranos?” Peter allowed as howf he could. “And 50,000 altos?” Peter nodded. “And 50,000 tenors?” put in the impatient Mullin. Again Peter nodded. “Ah,” sighed Red, “now we’ll have a REAL bunch.” “But I say, Red, how about bass,” asked the thoughtful door tender. “Oh never mind about that, Pete ole kid,” interrupted Mullin. “I guess I’ll sing bass myself.” Then Saint Peter told Red about the wealth of heaven. How one cent was equal to $10,000,000 and one minute to 1,000,000 years. Red was visibly impressed. “Say, Pete,” he interposed after a moment’s reflection, “lend me a cent for a minute.” Peter came back gasping for air after weathering this shock. “Well I guess you might as well take your trip around below' now. Here’s your round trip ticket. Now be careful.” Whistling, “I’m the Guy,” Red strutted out, passing into the realms of the lower world. Soon he stumbled upon Mogford, Campbell and Fitzgerald who were playing cards with their questionably earned green backs. “Gee, guys let me on this will y’eh?”, begged Mullin. “Yep,” grunted Mogford as he shoved Cowing’s four years dues over to Camp- bell who had risked the money obtained from the sale of Marie Gott’s 15 Prospecti. Fitz seemed well supplied, the trio explaining that he’d just cleaned out Bonny who had entered with a fair portion of the 13 Lantern Fund. “I’m broke,” explained Red, “but g’wan let me in.” “Nothing stirring,” interposed Bunny, alw'ays w'ith an eye for business. “Well, I’ll see if I can scare some up somewhere,” replied the crestfallen auburn locked personage as he strode off. Soon he returned, apparently wrell fixed. “Say, Red,” inquired Mogford after several minutes of silence during which time Red’s pile had increased perceptibly w'ith a corresponding dwindling at Mog- ford’s corner, “where’d you get the money?” “Sold my return ticket,” replied Mullin as he sneaked an ace out of his pocket. FIFTY-THREE TOItat 12 31s JJmttg Fayette Abbey—at home Floyd Armstrong — electrician at Buick Grace Atherholt—teaching district school Ruth Atkins—Becker’s studio. Irma Bixby—Buick No. 4 Faye Bovee—Carlton’s Ferris Briscoe—chicken fancier Leila Brock—teaching at long lake Max Burnell—Albion college Clyde Cole—sick Sara Cook—nurse Mona Cooley—at home Ruth Coquillard—at home Marjorie Farr—Ferris Institute John Ferguson—Curtis Drug Store Mary Flynn—Baker Business Uni- versity Mabel Gault—teaching school at Mt. Morris Virginia George—Baker Business University Sylvia Gifford—nurse Charles Goodrich—teaching near Davison Frank DeRoo—Buick Mildred Graves—Library Winifred Hallock—teaching Flint city schools Walter Heenan—Telephone com- pany Verna Hill—studying music Lucile Houran—Notre Dame Howard Hurd—farm near Davison Alfred Ingalls—Buick Marshal Irving—Buick Walker Johnson—K-R-I-T (Detroit) Lavina Knight—Weston-Mott Mabel La Due—at home Viva Lawrence—Ypsilanti Normal Esperance Lee—M. A. C. Floy Lefurgey—at home Naomi Malcom—at home Carl Mason — farm in Livingston county Charles Matson—Congleton-Rogers shoe store Lucia MacDonald—teaching at M. S. D. Agnes MacMichael—business college (Detroit) John McCreery—Buick Harold MacFarlan—on the farm Naomi McGovern—teaching school Bessie O’Connor—Baker Business University- Matilda Persons — teaching district school Aileen Pierson—supply teacher Flint Berneda Pierson—studying music Iva Powers—Orpheum theatre Mary Reddy—Michigan State Tele- phone Co. Everett Reese—Baker business uni- versity Helen Riker—University of Chica- go Thomas Russell—post graduate at F. H. S. Cynthia Sage—Ypsilanti Normal Volta Somerville—Monroe college Florence Stark—at home Elmer Steegar—Mercer Drug Co. Grant Sturgis—Buick Muriel Sutton—Albion college Rita Towers—Ypsilanti Normal Leath Waites—Bliss Business Col- lege Marguerite Willson—at home Alene Winans—teaching at M. S. D. Harry Wisner—farm Flossie Wood — teaching district . school Guy Zimmerman—Weston-Mott FIFTY-FOUR CADETS Lieut. Frank Lawrence Drill Master Harry H. Hopkins Captain Leo ). Fineli 1st Lieutenant llohert A. Gillespie 2nd Lieutenant FIFTY-FIVE . FIFTY-SIX Callet Corps of Jflint Hindi School The Cadet Corps of the Flint High School was organized December 16th, 1904. William Blanchard was elected captain aud forty-five boys enlisted at once, thus establishing a splendid and beneficial organization. These first forty-five boys had no rifles or even the West Point coats worn by the cadets of today. They were instructed by Lieutenant Lawrence of the Michigan National Guard, and reflected great credit upon themselves by taking part in several parades. In the spring they acted as an escort to President Angell of the U. of M. during Flint’s Golden Jubilee in 1905. In 1906 Ira Martin advanced to the position of captain, but not being able to remain in school, resigned in favor of George Maines who at once busied him- self in obtaining arms for his troops. It was not long before fifty Lee-Remington rifles with their equipment were obtained. The Corps was under the direction of Mr. Elston who had been previously an instructor at Ft. Kearney Military Academy. This year the cadets participated in the usual number of street parades, and jour- neyed to Lansing where they acted as part of the guard to the Capitol when Presi- dent Roosevelt was visiting that city. In 1907 Bartley King arose to the captaincy, and with the assistance of Captain Martin, a Spanish American War veteran, the company made rapid progress. They obtained grey cadet coats, took part in all patriotic events, attended the laying of the corner stone at Hurley Hospital, gave the first annual cadet hop and banquet, and last of all went into camp for a week at Long Lake. During the school year 1909-1910 the lack of military spirit on the part of the students prevented the reorganization of the corps, but in 1911 the remaining cadets in school elected Dallas Marshall as captain. This year the com- pany took part in the usual events, and at the close of school went to Long Lake and spent a pleasant week at “Camp Wade.” In 1912 the Second Annual Hop was given, and proved to be a most enjoyable occasion. I believe that the Corps of 1912-1913 is the best F. H. S. has claimed for a number of years. Each fellow has worked hard, and we have been able to accom- plish many things. We have built a much needed gun cabinet, cleaned and repaired our battered equipment until it passed inspection under Major Guy W. Wilson who was ordered to inspect the arms loaned us by the state. Lieutenant Lawrence, our instructor, has worked faithfully with us, and Mr. Wade, always the friend of every student, was instrumental in obtaining ten more rifles, also a dozen coats, so badly needed by the sixth squad. Our first exhibition drill was given at the Armory February 17, 1913, and on this occasion Camp McKinley No. 4 of the Ladies Na- tional League presented us with the most beautiful American banner obtainable. We, the Cadets of 1912-1913, also presented the Company with a school banner suitable to be carried with the American emblem. It is our earnest hope that our successors guard and honor these colors so that they may be carried among students of the Flint High School for many years to come. At the invitation of the pastor, Dr. Rider, we attended the Easter Day services at the Garland Street Methodist Church. Cn April 1, 1913, we acted as an escort to Gov. W. N. Ferris who was in this city as the honored guest of the Jefferson Club. Sunday, April sixth, we cast our lot with the army of “drys” hoping to see Genesee County on the prohibition list once more. There are still four occasions to which we are all looking forward with pleasant anticipation—the Third Annual Hop, to be given on April 25, 1913, a trip to Robert Blackington’s home, the observance of Decoration Day, and the annual camp either on the shores of Lake Huron or North Lake. In closing 1 wish to express my appreciation of the work done by the present officers, men, the ex-sergeants Floyd Adams and Glen Scott, and the ex-corporal Harry Stebbins. It is because of their hearty co-operation that the Cadet Corps of 1912-1913 has proved so great a success. FIFTY-SEVEN —Harry H. Hopkins, Captain. FIFTY-EIGHT o rictu “Oh youth! Fulfill thy fleeting promise With pastimes rich and gay; Old age absorbs thy spirit That turneth care away.” The seniors began the yearly festivities by entertaining the Juniors on the evening of November the 22nd, in the F. II. B. Armory. After careful consideration and much lively discussion, we decided upon a masquerade, which proved to be a pronounced success. The various costumes were unique and showed both taste and originality. There mingled together on the floor a miscellaneous collection of In- dians, clowns, gypsies, soldiers, nurses, Japs, goddesses, colonial maidens, bakers, Puritans, and many other familiar and unfamiliar types. All of these from the hideous to the most beautiful of the “beau-monde” took part in the gaiety most heartily. We were glad to see among the cleverly disguised, at least two members of the faculty, the Misses Mary and Lilian Gold. The hall was appropriately decor- ated with the colors of the classes, perhaps the most striking feature being two electrical signs in the form of shields bearing the numbers '13 and ’14 respectively. This piece of work was due to the efforts of a few of our senior boys. To be sure everyone had a rousing good time at our famous masquerade. Our next social activity came in the shape of a sleighride, due to the kindness of Miss Lehla Clarke. On the 28th of February two bobs filled with seniors, chap- eroned by Mrs. Guy Wilson, rode merrily through the crisp, cold air to the Clark farm, a distance of about seven miles. At our arrival, a cordial welcome and a warm fire greeted us. We spent the evening in playing games which seemed to suit our dignified seniors’ taste most admirably. A few of the talented members of the class regaled us with several musical numbers which were greatly appreciated After having plenty to eat and lots of time to thaw out we started back, giving nine “rails” for the Clarkes whose hospitality will long be remembered. On March 28th, the Juniors gave us an Easter party at the Dryden. Their selection in halls caused quite a sensation, and we certainly appreciated their flatter- ing extravagance, and properly considered ourselves unusually fortunate. A variety of school pennants dotted the walls, and an American flag was draped artistically from the orchestra balcony. One corner of the hall was occupied by a booth representing an Easter-egg, striped with class colors. There, Miss Beardsley dressed as a gypsy, told our fortunes. Several of the dances were marked by vocal selections. Punch was served throughout the evening, and ice cream and cake during the intermission in the dining parlor. Many members of the faculty were present, besides a number of parents. The seniors unite in voting this party one oi the most enjoyable functions of the year and declare the juniors are splendid en- tertainers. The last party was given in the Armory on the 25th of April by the cadets. “Our soldier boys” made an impressive appearance in their uniforms and the drill they gave was excellent, the result of conscientious practice. Every feature of this party was a great success and every moment thoroughly enjoyed. We are now preparing for commencement week which is crowded with events, all of which we are certain will be as joyous affairs as the parties of the winter. — Martha Moffet. FIFTY-NINE Having offered a five per cent bonus to any member of the English Literature class who should succeed in composing a Spencerian stanza, I was electrified by the The world! Alas! It is too much for us! It is lessons here, and there, and everywhere. Our English notebook maketh us to cuss, While Physics plunges 11s in deep despair! And German is another load to bear,— The thought of conjugations makes us pale; And we must read of Virgil’s exploits rare! How can they blame us if our courage fail, Oppressed and burdened by this awful weight of care! —A Pessimist (M. Johns) Sir Edmund Spenser accompanied by Philip Sidney crosses over to America to confer with the three presidential candidates and Mr. Bryan with business pertain- ing to the coming election. Late in the evening one of the party suggests a quiet turn at the great American Indoor National Pastime (poker). This suggestion is heartily received by all excepting Sidney who is weary and who wishes repose. Wilson wins consistently but his method is finally detected by Spenser who becomes excited and who does all the talking in the final hand. His conversation runs as follows: Hey Sid! Just raise your intellectual brow, Now Teddy R. don’t play in such a rush, But wait for William B. It’s his turn now. Shut up. Bill Taft, I tell thee thou must hush. Who stacked this deck? Well look at Woodrow blush! It’s up to me? Well boys I think I’ll pass. What have you “gov”? Ye gods a royal flush! To think a democrat would cheat. Alas! But gee I’m hot; say Sid, let’s go and have a glass. following contributions. —Miss L. Gold Harold A. Fitzgerald Freshman— Junior— I want to be a Sophomore, To see how it would seem To have a little knowledge, And not be quite so green! And also have the privilege Of standing in the hall! I want to be a Senior, So I can “know it all”, Sophomore— I want to be a Junior, And study Cicero; And Lilian Gold can teach me Some things I ought to know! Senior— I want to get my sheepskin And go to college too. Hurrah! I’m going to graduate! Good bye, old school—I’m through SIXTY iiiistiu y of the Class of 1 91 ’� Tlie Keigns of tli Bloody Mary and Mary Stuart. 1. Introduction—This outline is intended to be a guide and help to those who wish to know of the good works of the class of 1913, an intellectually pre- possessing and physically perfect race, descending from one of the branches of the house of father Adam. Just what they have done for the Flint high school and man- kind in general, can only be learned by knowing something of the early stages through which they passed. Like all others who reach the height of attainment, they underwent four distinct periods of civilization. These we will call the Stone Age, the Iron Age, the Bronze Age, and the Gold Age. The last mentioned is the high tide of civilization upon which they entered in the fall of the year A. D. 1912. 2. Like the people of old, this class developed from the family to the clan, the clan to the tribe, and the latter assembling from the diver and sundry institu- tions of learning in the fall of 1909, swelled the number in this honored and The revered sanctum of knowledge of Flint by approximately 150 anguished Florentine and suffering souls, the largest gang that had yet gamboled and frisked Epoch about on the high school green. And so began the Stone Age. The ruler during this period was none other than the good Queen Florence I. But she was strict and ever endeavoring to check the efforts of these youthful savages along all lines except the mastery of the English language. Her power was shared by that eminent mathematician, the Duchess McMullen who delved into and flirted with equations of appalling magnitude and intricacy. A regent, Mary I. was also prominent in one province. Like her sovereign, Mary was of tyrannical tamper- ment, and of officious, domineering ways, particularly displaying unwarranted zeal in seeing that some of her subjects were present in her court room between the ungodly hours of three and four (p. m. of course) each day. 3. One day in the early autumn of 1909, the world was electrified by the The news of the battle of Thread Creek. This momentous event occurred Tug of upon the banks of a babbling brooklet whose undying fame was insured War by this memorable occasion. Here it was that the youngest class in the school administered a beauty bath to their self-styled superiors in the aqua turbulentia. Here it was that the class of 1912 made a triumphal (?) parade1 through the waters of the highly indignant and insulted stream. This proved to be one of the crowning events of the Stone Age. 4. The reign of Florence I. and Susan terminated after a natural evolution from the age of Savagery into the age of Barbarism, wrhen these young hopefuls became Sophomores. An eye witness reports that the march of the Children of Israel through the waters of the ‘Red Sea was a minor occurrence as compared with the above. SIXTY-ONE 5. The Iron Age —With the fall of these two powerful queens came Mary Stuart (Seymour). She was unlike her ancestor, Mary Stuart of Mary England. She was bloodthirsty and her implements of torture were peculiar unto herself. Her cutting verbal thrusts caused her subjects to squirm with deep-seated uneasiness. She slaughtered them right and left, exhibiting absolutely no partiality upon whom she gave vent to her wrath. She lopped off the craniums of those who had hitherto been deemed good and pious citizens. But it was all over in a short time.t 6. Fulfilling one’s duty to the weak at times becomes a pleasure. One bright and sunny diem in September, 1910, a weird collection of baby carriages, Irish Mails, velocipedes, roller skates and countless other means of infantile The transportation arrived at the school house square, loaded with ignorami. Green Ones Sounds of sobbing and other means of displaying childish distress Arrive were evident upon all sides. Patriotic citizens of the class procured the necessary means to shear the superfluous locks and as soon as these unshorn heads had cooled and they could think logically (?) they were possessed with uncon- trollable desire to address the upper classmen as “Sir,” and “Mr.’ and with other such appellations showing respect. 7. The first organized assembly took place in room J . Officers were elected as follows: “Runt” Grove, president; Margaret Johns, vice-president; Roy Griffin, secretary; and Sara Lippincott, treasurer. Taxes w’ere discussed and orange and black selected as the favorite colors. Hard Times 8. That artful and wicked politician Al. Gebra 111. soon made his power felt, with the versatile Lady Smith as his closest confidant. How she could reconcile herself to make him her pal will ever remain a mystery. Caius Caesar was met and All Gaul properly divided into three parts by the majority of our class. Geo. Metryf that shrewd grafter was also in evidence. After such stirring and strenuous affairs, business was suspended and vacation enjoyed. 9. The Bronze Age—This period opened with the auspices favorable. The hostile clan known as 1912, passed the point of toleration, and so we laid plans accordingly. A few of our valiant warriors were captured at } . the school called “Walker” and dragged into the suburban districts by Surprise their captors. But hold!! Our huskies were waiting for them and the night made hideous. Class spirit reigned, and as usual the colors of ’13 were still floating when hostilities terminated. The battle won, affairs of state occupied our attention. Moon was made master of ceremonies; Martha Moffett his assistant; Gladys Johnson secretary; while Kenneth Campbell was elected to gather the class s shekels. Rowland McGuire later became comptroller of the currency, as Bunny decided that slaving (?) for the Buick was preferable and more profitable than serving as custodian of what few dollars wended their way into our strong box. t This reign conform (?) Queen established andnhe did not continue long, for as soon as the obstreperous learned to Mary became the most indulgent of sovereigns and peace was title of Wrathful Queen” forgotten. should beA”Jai°l”)tleS h°ld th,ee lette,s have been lost- Obviously they are a-i-1, i. e. it Charles Dickens. Chapter XXX of his Childs History of England, says: “Marv S rneu(!ue n sbe was . . . short and thin, wrinkled in the face, and verv unhealthy. But she had a great liking for show and for bright colors and all the ladies of her court were magnificently dressed. She had a great liking, too. for old customs! without much sense in them .... I hope they did her good.’ SIXTY-TW’C 10. Mary I. had regained her power ere this was pulled off, and she appointed several assistants in administrating work. Among these were Scarry Popkins, Gerald Prank (which indeed was an appropriate name) and John Groans who always pattered around with a smile depicted upon his cherub-like features. 11. Among legislative measures adopted by the queen was the famous dress decree which held that no member of the feminine portion of our number could appear in the public square with her sleeves at half-mast. This stunned many, but Mary remained unmoved. 12. The Yellow and White, in order to show that war had ceased, hired a hall, some music and a punch bowl, and entertained the Orange and Black as a sign of peace. The compliment was later returned, the purpose of the party being to show our sympathy inasmuch as they were compelled to leave their Alma Mater. The Stage of Perfection is Attained The Gold Age—This period opened with a perennial moving picture. Four score and ten seniors, fully resolved in both purpose and mind to represent nothing except the very acme of a virtuous existence, appared upon the scene. Everyone entered into th farewell year with renewed and undaunted vigor. The meancing advances made by the class of 14 were viewed with paternal tolera tion, only now and then a mild and casually indifferent interest in their pettish and childish annoyances being shown. Finally they over- stepped the bounds; but a systematic trouncing upon the high school square where they were subjected to the public gaze in all then ignominy and disgrace proved sufficient. The Prospectus almost lost a perfectly efficient and lovable business manager during this tumultuous period, when Campbell took his life in his hands and mounted the school tower, where he fastened the orange and black to the ball on the dome, returning after a hazardous and perilous journey to safety. The first general assembly convened soon, and class officers were properly installed. Artists, literary and otherwise, were elected to produce this most excel- lent publication, while King Hopkins ascended the throne to preside officially over the destinies of the clan during their final year in high school. The majority of the good and pious citizens were startled at the unheralded announcement that Mary II. would return for another taste of royal life. She rounded into old-time ways early, proving conclusively that none of her bitterly satirical, exasperatingly ironical, scornfully sarcastic and cutting jibes of unrestrained, contemptuous ridicule had been lost during the one year’s inter-regnum. Among the outcasts was none other than D. Parley, who was forever at strife with the queen on various topics. One bright and early morning an argument of unusual warmth and vivacity began. Eye witnesses unite in unanimously voting Mary II. all honors in the fray, and inasmuch as Monsieur Parley departed shortly from the scene of action for good, their verdict in the matter was upheld. There was also J. F. Dartin, who was more often found “out” than “in”. On a couple of occasions during the winter months, two members of the class decided to risk their real and personal property, and so invited the class to their homes in the country. One of these happy excursions was to the Gifford’s and the other to the Clarks’. During the middle of the last term the class decided to purchase a stereopti- con for the school. This has meant considerable hard work, and an equal amount of worry, but the prospects of pulling through on the right side of the deal are excellent. But two or three great events are left to record. These are, of course, the commencement sermon and the graduation exercises. These celebrations are SIXTY-Til REE worthy of mention, as they mark the time when the so-called “barbarians’ pass from the uncivilized state into the realm of the “height of perfection.” History, in the broadest sense of the word, is all that we know about the deeds of man, what he has done, thought, hoped or felt. It has been possible here to outline only a few of the more startling achievements and changes which our school has witnessed the past four years. Mr. P. (tracing snuff box mystery)—“1 want you to understand that I don’t stand on trifles.” Shank (in low tone while glancing at Mr. P’s tootsies)—“No we’d noticed that.” Exit Shank. The boy stood on the football field, For just about a minute, And then they called the ambulance And put his fragments in it. They took him to the hospital, And sewed him up with care. But when the game was played next day Behold! The boy was there! My dear Mr. Don Ballantyne:—The editor takes this opportunity to express his intense regret that some of the personals and grinds that you handed in about yourself do not appear in that department. Only a limited number are permitted about one person you know, Bally. We all know you’re a regular little queener, anyway. “How do you know that boy’s a freshman?” “Aw, he just set his watch by the high school clock.” (Special note to the janitor—don’t shoot.) (Cadet Drill)—“Hey, get in step !” (Newcomer)—“G’wan, I’m the only one in step.” Jack—“Some people call me stingy. Do you think I am?” She—(pushing him away)—“Well Jack 1 must say I think you’re rather close at times.” Teacher—“Why is a three-legged stool stronger than a four-legged one?” Bassett—“Because three of a kind beats two pair.” Pierce—“Say, do you know I was taken for Roosevelt once.” Campbell—“That’s nothing. A guy thought I was Wilson. Fosdick—“Piffle; once a fellow stepped up to me and said ‘Holy Moses is that you’.” Reginald—“Say did you ever kiss a girl in a quiet spot?” Lysander—“Yep, but the spot was only quiet while I was kissing it.” SIXTY-FOUR SIXTY-FIVE (ffcd t a c i m i J 5 see rat: a n “t got out of FingTshi- Whar'd yon mis ?’ “Soil4 geometry. Ge s I’ll rp r Smith's sore. We had an exam today in. zSlh blamo am ft ’ Order' Order! ORDER: . bawls President: Rowland iCr.G’iire. fe. Bert ■ we hardly recogr� ;:«e h: m by • bar Rowland onraeir ■. toj-R-DM£-R' again xereeefte� AfoOn i-re, driven to desperation by the eonrinned conversation. or' a conn. - of five-year seniors f don't hi ash Red j who are laughing at Bril 3flIFk feeble attempto at original wit. Order” is finally restored our of threatened chaos. and the meet lag- begins. Without question, toe orator real association is one of the moar beneficial organi- sations in senooi Meetings are he id as a rnie every otoer week: :n 'v'ednesdays. These begin at r vo o'clock and last through until school is dismissed ax quarter past three, Rupils. were at first excused from sixth hour classes with, evident reluctance by don'.otmg teachers, who acted as though they were bestowing ujausual honors n-pbn the members, but that time has passed. The 4 'imdesfrabies’? who were present merely for fhe purpose of avoiding more strenuous duties during those hours were tonted -her the programs were made up. Every member is compelled to take active part at some time or other during the semester. for fee present term we find McGuire as presiding officer, as might be ex- pe 'to,} by anyone familiar with that gifted and talented youth, whose powers run to persuasive and smoothly worded speeches. Miss Mabelle MuIIfn is vice-president. 'And ‘be biggest fault that can be found with her. is an unfortunate relationshiD to two other members of the H. H. As Miss Muffin is blameless, she is readily ei- ci;seo. fi. Windus Lon bright was elected secretary-treasurer. The latter • art of this title is an empty honor, for financial assessments of all descriptions'are conspicuous only because of their absence. This is one body in the Flint high school vn -re absolutely no pecuniary reimbursement fa expected or accepted. The secre- tary at present has ten cents, the total receipts for the last couple of years, and according to latest reports we are informed that this has been temporarily mis- )uid. There are no expenses of any sort, for which -.he student bod - thankful K pea king before a public meeting is no easy task, and it is with this in view, as v ell as to give fhe members training in debates, that the association was formed Besides the debates which constitute the main portion o? the meetings, declama- tions are given and short pieces spoken. The topics selected for debates are always timely and of general interest, thus making the information that is pre- senter] of some value in the present. Judges are selected from the members pre- “nf hul f( Prf.vf.nt absolute bribery, Miss Lilian Gold usually acts in this capacity, ibus insuring at last one-third fair play. Debates with outside schools, contrary to the usual custom, did not occupy the attention of this body during the present hair. The association was a trifle late in getting under way which, perhaps, is accountable to a considerable degree. The oratorical association has enjoyed an unusually successful year this past season, despite this absence of out-of-town competition. The questions at issue have bem, keenly contested and many warm arguments have been heard by an inter- ested and appreciative audience in Miss Fuller's room. The sophomores, with the unpleasant memories of their physical encounters with the freshmen earlier in the year still rankling in their bosoms, challenged the lirsi year students to a declamation contest, resolved to demonstrate their mental superiority if nothing else. The freshmen entered into the spirit of the affair with f,n(l although they made an excellent showing, the second year pupils were awarded honors after an unusually close vote. This sort of thing is highly com- mendable and should be encouraged as much as possible. A joke's a Joke,” the horse thief said, When they led him 'neath the tree; Hut you fellows seem in dead earn- est While you're a stringing me. The newly captured horse thief, dangled from a tree; in whispers hoarse, he muttered: This suspense is killing me. STXTY-STX “And how much’ll you give me. Fat?” The more rotund and portly member of the Mullin clan cautiously shoved the victim into an unoccupied coiner, and leaning lovingly and confidingly over, whisp- ered into his ear. ‘Tome across, Fat,” protested the listener, “the other guy offered me more, and besides lie’s better looking.” Mullin reflected and then added an extra inducement which evidently seemed sufficient. “What’s all this,” alumni may ask. Elucidations are thus in order. Athletic association officers are now elected by modern means, the time honored custom of selecting the same by acclamation and successive balloting being relegated to the background for real sure enough up-to-date methods. It serves ostensibly to familiarize the boys with a portion of those duties that are bound to confront them after their 21st birthday, and incidentally to tantalize and serve as a reminder to the suffragette members of the school what they might be doing but for certain lim- itations restraining their sex in spite of the frenzied actions of some of their more agitated sisters. Upon reliable and authentic information we have it that Misses Lewis, Crawford and Smith were the first trio to cast their ballots, doing so in a thoroughly business like method that bore unmistakable suggestions of eagerness and unprecedented delight. George Mullin ran the presidential race as effectively as he patters around the field in the 880-yard run. Poor, innocent Bryan Baker had the duties of secretary- treasurer wished on him by a feelingless populace. Chief-Rain-in-the-Face-Buck- ham was properly installed as Student Member of the board, leaving his private SIXTY-SEVEN chair in the Elks long enough to swell his total by one vote. Willard Barton wn elected Marshal, the most arduous duties connected with which office, being th. necessity of attending board meetings and feigning a look of wisdom and intellig ence. Helen Jackson is vice-president. Everyone in school should make a special effort to join this organization. Your valued little half dollar is badly needed. This brings in return a season ticket to all baseball games played in Flint by the high school team. Members this half in addition to this privilege, enjoyed the rare and unusual distinction of list- ening to the clear enunciation of Mr. Russell in presenting the sundry constitutional changes which were prepared beforehand and which passed without a dissenting murmur as is customary. The association is in good hands at present. According to our mutual friend Bill Shakespeare, “Yon Cassius has a lean and hungry look: he thinks too much; such men are dangerous.” If any member of our big family has a more “lean and hungry look” than Bry Baker, the Prospectus Board offers a reward for his apprehension. Thus we have Bryan “thinking too much,” little Tommy Buckham spouting George Randolph Chester’s Saturday Evening Post, high finance schemes, as a nucleus. The rest fit in nicely; Mullin because a man with a malleable shape like his could fill in anywhere, and Barton because lie’s too polite and suave to disagree strenuously. Probably the only meeting of this body, other than the one featured by Mr. Russell who spoke for five consecutive minutes without mentioning Manistee, will be the awarding of the “Fs” to the baseball team. Now you under-classmen take heed, and next fall buy a tag without protest. G. Mullen President B Barter. Sec. at Treat. T. Bocrthom. Student Afemirrt Board of bore mo rx H. cfactfson. Vice Prendent- W Barton. AforjAa SIXTY-EIGHT SIXTY-NINE Bay City Eastern 8«, Flint O. September 21. This defeat was sustained on the Bay City field. Our undoing really came at the hands of a better team, although the size of the score can be ascribed to a considerable degree, to the lack of confidence and lack of practice which handi- capped our fellows. Owosso 25, Flint 0. September 2H. This game was played with five second string men, due to the fact that a quintet of the regulars were unable to take the trip. (Editor’s note—Captain Grove carefully refrains from any mention of his own deeds of daring on this occasion, with a shrinking modesty that is the crowning attribute of most “grid- iron heroes.” The little leader’s defensive work was the one redeeming feature of this contest. Grove’s tackling was spectacular from beginning to end, and had the others been filled with the same sort of spirit we would have won in a walk.) Port Huron Flint 0. w . ... October 5. This game was well attended by the student body, and although we were defeated it proved one of the best contests of the entire season. Hard luck was a big factor in our permitting the visitors their one lonesome touchdown. Port Huron had one of the fastest teams in the state, losing but one game, and that to Detroit Central which all but copped state honors. This game inspired the team with confidence and paved the way for later victories on the schedule. Flint «, Arthur Hill 0. _ October 12. We certainly were tickled over this victory over the Saginaw lads. It was their first defeat of the season and one of the few that they encountered through- out the year. They breezed into town with an unmarred record of successive wins in football since athletics relations between the two schools have existed, but they pattered back up the valley with a beautiful little goose egg as their division of the spoils. Every member of the team was working at top speed and we couldn t help winning- ................................... Bay City Western 1«. Flint 0. „ , October 1ft. ' Our victory the previous week brought about overconfidence, and no one seemed to realize we were whipped until the game was over This contest reflects but little credit to the team, the football squad returning from Bay City without an alibi. ...... Flint 3° Flushing 6 October 20. This game proved nothing more than a light workout. After the opening five SEVENTY-ONE minutes in which Flushing scored, as much to their unbounded amazement as ours Flint was never in danger. There were no individual stars in this fray, each mem- ber of the team preforming creditably. Pontiac 18, Flint O. November 2. Although recorded in the books as a defeat, this game proved one of the surprises of the season. Pontiac galloped onto the field with a long string of vic- tories floating from their belts, and an advantage of about 20 pounds per man in weight. These two factors indicated somewhat that we might be snowed under, especially when it is taken into consideration that two of our backfield mainstays were missing from the lineup. We scored at one time, but were penalized 10 yards for holding. For 5 2 minutes the battle waged to a scoreless tie. A long pass settled into the aims of a visiting back here and all was off. We weakened and they counted again, just before the whistle sounded, indicating hosilities were over. Mint 7, Lapeer (i. November 1J). Grabbing the ball on our ten yard line we marched straight down the field, brushing aside the Lapeer line almost at will. We lost the ball just before going over, but soon scored when Mullin grabbed a pass and trudged over the line. Lapeer’s one touchdown was a fluke. The score by no means indicates the differ- ence in strength between the two aggregations. Flint 48, I iirand 8. November 28. Durand dropped into town with a handful of rooters, evidently figuring on eating us alive, judging from their advance dope on the game. They scored a trio of points right off the reel, a beautiful place kick from the 35 yard line figuring as the medium. We busied ourselves immediately, and all went well from this point on. Fenton 88, Flint 0. November 28. This game was the disgrace of the season. If the Mayer machine had only jogged through this encounter just as they had some of the last few, we would have run away with Fenton, but-. They simply had it on us. A big crowd from Flint journeyed over to witness the game, but their vocal assistance counted for nought. Flint 14, Dort 18. This was a practice game, but after it was over we were glad it wasn’t more. Dort rang up 13 points in the first half, giving us the surprise of our life. We “came to” in the farewell portions of the game, however, and managed to nose out ahead. Central 21, Dort 0. We took these audacious youths on again to convince them that the previous struggle had all been a mistake. In each and every quarter we scored, just once and no more. This methodical drubbing proved sufficient. Games—12. Won—O. Lost—O. Percentage—500. This is our record for this season, and compared with some of the previous score sheets, the 1912 year was a success. Football the past half dozen years hasn’t been exactly one of our strong points, but with Coach Mayer back, indications are that we will soon regain lost prestige, with 1912 figuring as a starter SEVENTY-TWO Flint 10, Fenton 7. April 19—At Flint. The baseball season opened in excellent style, the team accomplishing the distinctly rare and unusual feat of trouncing Fenton, a preformance that we’ve done but infrequently since the inception of the national pastime itself. Regard- less of existing conditions, Fenton invariably rallies strongly against F. H. S. and as a rule makes this contest their banner achievement of the season. De- spite the troublesome and annoying spasmodic bids for victory which they made, we pulled through on the long end of the score. Coach Mayer’s men out-hit their opponents tjetter than two to one, piling up no less than fifteen safeties as against 7 for them. Captain Mullin and Charley Good were the two gents most prominent in the offensive festivities, both smashing out four safe wallops during the course of affairs. One of Mullin’s drives was for two bases and another for three. Among the new men, Ballantyne showed to an advantage, prancing around the shortfield in sensational style throughout the fray. The team was attired in new dark blue suits, and presented a neat appearance on the field. Flint 7, Pontiac 9. May X—At Pontiac. This proved to be an unusually interesting affair as the close score indicates. The infield ascended to dizzy heights in the opening frame, three errors filling the bases with one gone. At this juncture a two bagger to left relieved the cushions of their impatient residents and we were three runs to the bad. The team came back strongly in the second, however, and tied the score. The contest ran along smoothly until the fifth, where the Pontiac rooters threw a fit when the first man up smashed out a home run, placing his teammates a tally to the good. In the seventh the team came back fighting, and placed the game on ice. Gillespie walked and went to third on Baker’s single. Fitzgerald tied the score with a line drive to left that sent Gillespie across and placed Baker on second. Captain Mullin clouted to deep left for three bases, two more runs coming across. The leader tallied himself a minute later, when Pierce’s bounder was badly played by the second baseman. They earned another run and had one presented on errors which raised their total to six. Port Huron 22, Flint 11. May 10—At Port Huron. As the result of a carefully prepared autopsy, disaster experts boldly pro- nounce this defeat due to a combination of all around events which conspired for our downfall. Port Huron tallied 22 times, as against the more modest and un- assuming total of 11 for Coach Mayer’s men. Whether this means hundreds or thousands, the mathematicians failed to divulge, although it is assumed by the victims that the latter was unquestionably intended. In casting up the assets and liabilities, the full extent of the atrocities perpetrated can best be fully appreciated after a glance at the vital statistics concerning hits and errors. Fitzgerald was clouted with a brutal, feelingless ferocity, 16 healthy wallops being accumulated off his delivery, ranging all the way from those of round trip denomination down to plain, ordinary insignificant singles. His playmates erred fully as greviously be- hind him, committing no less than a dozen misplays, in their laudable efforts to check the aspiring Port Huron hitsmiths in their journey around to the plate, towards which haven they seemed to be striving with perspiring haste the major portion of the afternoon. Pierce and Mullin delivered home runs, Mullins’ com- ing with two men on in the first. SEVENTY-THREIC Flint 10, Dori 3. May fi—At Flint. Coach Mayer, threatening dire things, hustled his proteges up to the Dort school, the players with cheeks still mantled with delicate blushes of shame at their previous defeat. Resolved to blot out the memory, they tore at the Dort school at top speed for a few rounds, pushing ten runners around the paths, as against three for their opponents. One of these tallies was justly earned by the Dort team, while the other two were more or less unintentional gifts by the down town school. The majority of the Dort team suffered from lame and aching backs at the conclusion of the affair, resultant upon the many vicious and violent blows which they administered upon an innocent but uncomplaining atmosphere. Fitz- gerald fanned fifteen men, and allowed but five safeties, two of which the Dort crowded ito the opening stanza for their one earned run. The team played back in old time form, and has promised Coach Mayer to complete the schedule in the same dignified manner. With three victories in the first four games of the schedule, the 1913 season promises to be one of the most successful that the high school has enjoyed in several years. In the three victories, the team showed enough to convince Coach Mayer that it is of championship caliber. The one defeat, sustained at the hands of a team no better than our own, is in no way particularly significant, as all teams are bound to have their good and bad days. Even the world’s champions in the major leagues are often runaway with by tail end clubs in single contests. The contest with Bay City Eastern was postponed, due to a heavy shower which placed the grounds in poor condition. A game with Arthur Hill has also been cancelled, due to a mixup on the schedule. The team has yet to play Bay City Western, Lansing, Lapeer, Owosso, and Saginaw Eastern. A return game may possibly be played with Port Huron as the locals are anxious to wipe out the memory of the farcial exhibition between the two schools. Bay City Eastern may also be played in a mid-week struggle, as both institutions seem anxious for the game. At the present outlook, the 1913 season bids fair to be one of the most successful for many years, barring, of course, unforseen disasters, either through injuries or disqualified players. Up to Mr. Mayer’s advent into the Flint Central high school, athletics appeared to be steadily upon the decline. The foot- ball and baseball teams were without a recognized adviser, which proved a severe handicap as might be imagined. Since Mayer has assumed charge as athletic di- rector, things have progressed rapidly. His first attempt was in 1912 when the base- ball team won an even half of their games. . This was a big improvement over the prev- ious season and all concerned felt encour- aged. In the fall he brought a football eleven to the front that pulled out victor- ious in six of the twelve games, as against one victory and seven or eight defeats the previous season. This year we have won three out of four baseball games, with bright prospects ahead for a continu- ation of the good work. The Prospectus takes this effort to thank Mr. Mayer for his assistance, and urges strongly that the student body support the coach even better this coming year than ever before. SEVENTY-FOUR SEVENTY-FIVE Delving into the archives of the high school, we find after careful scrutiny, fossil indications that basketball teams really have existed here in the past, although the one in 1913 is the first in many a moon. As is customary in comparatively new ventures, innumerable obstacles presented themselves, (usually inopportunely), but, notwithstanding, the team did creditable work, much more so in fact than the cruel figures of two wins and four defeats seemingly indicate. “Bread is the staff—(hey, somebody shoot him)—well, you know anyway— and just so teamwork is the one essential in basketball. This necessitates hours of practice, and this we lacked, due to our inability to locate a suitable spot for the same. Two hours a week was all we had, and anyone evenly remotely familiar with the game easily appreciates how inadequate this is. Two games out of three were dropped to the night school and also to the Dort. Five of the 1913 sextet will be available for next year, the most encouraging feature of the whole business. The student body supported the team poorly at first, due partially to ignorance of the game. Everyone warmed up towards the finish, the farewell struggle pulling a sizable crowd to the Dort gym. Next season we want the entire school present pull- ing for the elongated Eddie F. to “make it good” when he shoots those fouls, or for (loody to “bust ’em up” when the big ball flashes into that portion of the floor presided over by himself. No one has to be taught to screech for “Sunny Jim” when he flips one of those spectacular baskets of his after Hardy or Warren has de- livered the ball to him. Mullin will be missing, but the sport should spring more clearly into prominence next season. SEVENTY-SIX r Port ,1J inti or il’iinh cltool Jfaculto W. J. Puffer, Principal, Ph. B. Kalamazoo College, University of Chicago. Nellie May McKinney, A. B. University of Michigan, 1907. Ethel Louise Norton, A. B. Smith, 1910. Grace C. Bell, Oberlin College. Ruth Wheelock, A. B. University of Michigan, 1911. Winogene Ellett, State Normal, 1910. Irma B. Herre, German-American Teachers Seminary, 1904. •School Well Ki Yi,-Ki Yi,-Kiyippity Yi, Kiyippity-yippity-yi-yi-yi- Boomazigger, Boomazigger Hi-Yip, Yea. Hip-Hip-Rah-Rah Riz-Rah-Rea Hoopitieker, Boomazigger Sis, Boom,, Bah! Dort Junior High School Rah-Rah-Rah. School colors: Maroon and gold. S EV ENT V -SE V EX XHOia-AiNHABS J tlilctic (flames Dort 4 2 Davison Football 0 Oct. 5 6 Durand 13 Oct. 12 13 Central . . . . 14 Oct. 19 7 Davison .... 6 Oct. 26 24 Durand 0 Nov. 2 0 Flushing 0 Nov. 9 0 Flushing 13 Nov. 16 63 Lapeer 0 Nov. 23 0 Central . . . . 24 Nov. 25 7 Lapeer 0 Nov. 28 38 Basketball Flushing .... 11 Jan. 17 9 Night School . . .... 23 Jan. 24 8 Arthur Hill ... 84 Jan. 26 23 Flushing .... 16 Feb. 7 24 Night School . . 23 Feb. 14 21 Holly 24 Feb. 21 14 Arthur Hill . . . . 49 Feb. 28 26 Night School . . .... 45 Mar. 7 18 Central 20 Mar. 14 17 Holly . . . . 11 Mar. 21 . 17 Central .... 14 Mar. 28 25 Central .... 15 Apr. 8. Interschool loot hall .at Davison Dort .at Durand 13 Doyle ............ 7 .at Flint 32 Stevenson......... 0 .at Flint 26 Oak .............. 0 .at Flint 2 Doyle ............ 0 .at Flint 24 Walker ........... 0 at Flushing 22 Stevenson ........... 0 . at Lapeer 2 Oak .............. 0 .at Flint 20 Walker ........... 0 .at Flint Interschool Basketball .at Flint Dort .at Flint 11 Stevenson ........ 9 at Saginaw 12 Walker ........... 3 at Flushing 5 Doyle ............ 6 .at Flint 37 Stevenson ........ 0 .at Flint 10 Oak .............. 5 .at Flint 34 Walker ........... 7 .at Flint 30 Doyle ............ 3 .at Flint 16 Hazelton ......... 5 .at Holly 14 Oak ............. 11 .at Flint .at Flint Girl’s Basketball Team Girls Interschool Basketball Dort Dort 6 Central 5 Jan. 20. . . ...at Flint 11 Stevenson 4 24 Flushing 10 Feb. 7. . . 10 Walker . . 11 10 Central 11 Feb. 7. . . ..at Flushing 11 Doyle . . . 6 9 Central 6 Feb. 14 . . . 12 Oak .... 7 8 Night School . . 11 Mar. 7. . . . ... at Flint 10 Stevenson 2 8 Interschool . . . 6 Mar. 14. . . ... at Flint 6 Walker . 5 13 Central 19 Mar. 21. . . 22 Doyle . . . 15 14 Hazelton 12 31 Oak 2 Central has a few good points, especially Mullin’s elbow. See Carl Gensel’s eye for proof. Our Golden Rule:—Never get your lessons except in the eighth hour. (Discovered on Session Room Board)—“Bring to class Monday “Control of Body and Mind. —Miss Herre. Miss Herre—“I want to see everyone's face where it belongs, and their eyes on their books. Miss Norton (in English III explaining scansion of poetry)—“Put one foot here and the other foot there. C. Gensel (translating in German)—“Jeden Tag sehe ich meine Freunde. L. Gensel (innocently)—“Shouldn’t that be “Freund innen? SEVENTY-NINE Enrollment Thelma Bailey Rena Bell Lillian Bridgeman Carrol Burdick Edward Culverwell Carl Gensel Lloyd Gensel Jennie Gustin Isma Allen Carmie Allshouse Ethel Ayling Clyde Bachelor Edna Bachelor Horace Bachelor Raymond Benedict Chester Cone Gretchen Cunningham Arbutus Doolittle Iva Lyle Drake Leilah Everhart Irene Fiske Stewart Frazer Marjorie Tulford Elenor Rathburn Hattie Rice William Rice Gladau Rolfe Vera Sackrider Henry Severance Ray Shaw Carrol Smith Elda Smith Lyle Stone Sadie Straley Minnie Sturtevant Harold Taylor Bessie French Imogene Vail Ruth Vercoe Alma Vincent Jenet Wagner Ada Wake Harry Wait Clifton Vusjasher Blanch Wells Clifford Whitraft Tenth Grade. Adelaide Harrigan James Hugan William Lewis Lillian Modigan Emma Martin Thelma MacLean Beatrice McKenzie Ralph Orendorff Ninth Grade Edward Geh ring Nina Goffe William Goodall Carl Hibbard Ellsworth Hinds Ellen Ilorrigan Ruth Jenkins Ethel Kaye Orpha Leveque Stanley Marsden Lillian Matlock Howard Miller Florence Mills Dorotha McAfee George McMillan 8th Grade Loyd G. Wilcox Hazel Alberts Andrew Avery Dora Biglow Ray Blanchard Georgie Briggs Clifford Burdick Marion Calfe Ruth Canfield Geneva Carey Florence Carrel Margaret Crandall Robert Culverwell Lucy Cury Herbert Curtis Bessie Cuthbertson Vera Darky Robert Davison Thelma De Chane Harold Doran Agnes Evens Cecile Tarrow Harold Fee Martha Flood Bryan Smith Elizabeth Sweet William M. Taylor Dale Tompkins Marie Ellen Vail Gladys Waterman Alice Williams Herl Wood George O’Dell Violet Passmore Christena Rieser Ezella Robinson Gretta Scoble Gertrude Seaman Loren Sherff Fred Sickles Marion Tucker Merton Uptegraff Glada Vantine Roy Walker Gladys Wilkinson Esther Wynne Otto Zassenbraker Clayton Gehring Ida George Dave Gensel Em ere Gise Adalade Gossman Francis Hendricks George Holms James Hiscock Lyle Hubei Cathryn Hunthf Hurl Hersh Florence Haye Hesther Hays Ella Krath Charles La Pratt Margaret Lynlock Iva Lukes Margaret McKay Esther Mam by Paul Merrel Manhf Newman John Ochlakowski Paul Olson EIGHTY Basil Adams Enrollment—fliontinueb Seventh Grade Gertrude Cunningham Ernest Laffrey Kathryn Adams Albert Dutil Vernon Lambden Marie Aldrich Beatrice Edwards Robeska Lee Florence Aldrich George Eglinton Grace Leepli Dorothy Annabel Stanley Farrow Gladys Losee Morris Bagnall Ruth Faveraux Eden Lukes Hazel Barnes George Gardner Walter Marshall Stella Bedford John Griffen John McKenzie Lena Best Alice Grumley Burnie McLuish Vera Bixby Loretta Gustin Azora McNickle Alberta Boutell Loraine Hatch Archie McMillen Dolores Briggs Melvin Heffelbower Elex Mercy Howard Brooks Bessie Hitsmen Madoline Merrell Burt Brown May Hoffer Carson Miller Mildred Cady Hymen Hoffman Charles Miller Alice Carpenter Orr Holms Loyd Miller Howard Carr Lewis Hoisted Arthur Mschler Florence Carter Grace Howel Harold Mschler Josephine Case Ruth Hiland William Moran Joice Casterline Eunice Ervine Gladice Mortin Margaret Compliment C. N. Jennings Emergence Newman Pearl Compliment Rosetta Johnson Vivian Nicies Robena Connors Joseph Kaye Leo Nohl Charles Cook Clara Kimmel Stanley Oals Lee Clemons Arthur Krotts (Organisations A til let i c A ssoei at ion Carl Gensel, President Emma Martin, Secretary Mac Taylor, Vice-President Lloyd Gensel, Treasurer Dramatic Club Harold Taylor, President Roy Walker, Secretary-treasurer Lloyd Gensel, Vice-President Miss Norton, Faculty adviser and critic Prospectus Hoard Carl Gensel, Editor Thelma MacLean, Grinds Mac Taylor, Athletics Nellie Vale, Subscription Ralph Orendorf and Edward Culverwell—Advertising Managers. Boys9 (ilee Club Carl Gensel, Leader. First tenor—Lloyd Gensel, Roy Blanchard. Second tenor— Harold Taylor, Harold Fee. First bass—Mac Taylor, Loren Sherff. Second bass—Carl Gensel, James Hiscock. Girls’ Glee Club Thelma MacLean, President Secretary, Beatrice McKenzie Ada Bell Wahl, Vice-President Treasurer, Lawretta Gustin Soprano—Alice Williams, Dorotha McAffee, Nellie Willis, Nellie Vail, Thelma MacLean, Beatrice McKenzie, Gladia Vantine, Mildred Rathburn, Ruth Vercoe, Gertrude Cunningham, Gretcnen Cunningham, Adelaide Gossman, Agneo Evans, Margaret McKay, Nina Goffe, Ida George, Shehlah O’Shea, Elizabeth Sweet, Ruth Jenkins, Lillian Bridgman. Alto—Ada Bell Wahl, Jennie Gustin, Elenore Rathburn, Gretta Scoble, Law- retta Gustin, Esther Wynne, Ezella Robinson, Carmie Allshonse, Hazel Alberts, Kathryn Huntley. EIGHTY-ONE School (CalcniUtr C7 • SEPTEMBER: 3__The faculty receive us with open arms. Freshmen to the right of us; Freshmen to the left of us—wondered and blundered. 4. —Freshmen!! Do be careful of those Sophs. Hostilities commence. 5. —The world is orange and black. The Seniors hold a reception for Mr. Brockway, a Junior, at 8:30 p. m. Refreshments are served on the side------walk. 6. —Class rushes cease at 1:15 p. m. Seniors and Freshmen victorious. Articles of clothing and other apparel raked from the lawn. 9—A brand new and absolutely original vice strikes the school; chewing -------------spearmint (?). (L. G. says the air reeks.) Oh, you air! 12— The dawn of the Jew Derby. Mr. Campbell especially irresistible. 13— Miss Seymour gives Seniors a lecture on the evils of the new style in hats. 19— Forsythe goes to sleep in 2nd hour session room. He awakens, shout- ing, “Hardy ’round right end.” 20— Mr. Wade announces in class that there’s no hell or devil. Gertrude Gordon appears greatly relieved. 21— Flint 0, Bay City 38. (Don’t stop reading here.) 28—Flint 0, Owosso 25. (Keep a-goin’.) 0 TUBER: 1—Parm has considerable difficulty in performing an experiment owing to Moon’s troublesome feet. Said pedes removed with effort. 4— Philo party. 10— Forsythe enjoys daily nap in 2nd hour session room. Mr. Wade, hardened through previous experience, smiles patronizingly. 12—Flint 6, Arthur Hill 0. Victory duly celebrated with bonfires. The merchants kindly contribute (?) boxes. Police eventually join in with the usual reluctance. 14— Seniors 7, Juniors 0, (football). Forsythe’s daily naps supply needed strength for strenuous 50 yard sprint to touchdown. 24—School rushes forth with flying colors to break a camera. At last we’re in the “movies.” 31—Teachers’ Institute in Grand Rapids. A few manage to tear them- selves away from their wards. Darkest melancholy prevails in session room. Oh, Miss Seymour, how could you! NOVEMBER: 5— High school boys to the number of 78 go to the polls to help Miss Smith guard the palladium of Our Female Liberties. Misses Beardsley, Baker and Crawford, pale but determined, hoist the banner of suffrage in their respective rooms. The American Eagle is heard to scream. 9—Lapeer 6, Flint 7. Some slight trouble and misunderstanding leads to unavoidable recourse to Marquis de Queensbury regulations, with Mullin as shining light. 11— This is the list of absentees sent in: Roosevelt, Taft, Mills, Uptegraph. Miss Seymour in doubt as to the first two. Mr. Wellwood to the rescue with the bright saying: “Send them to the office, that’s what they want.” EIGHTY-TWO 11— H. S. pupils obtain their first peek at Fat’s Lapeer dimmed optic. 15— “Wee Willie’ Mills has been absent from our midst for several days, the following heartbreaking query being received: I’m sick with fear, so sick I’m chilly, Speak, O speak a word of cheer, Say where, O where is tuneful Billy. 19— ’Nother absentee: I fail to find my shifty Shank in. I’ll recommend for him a spankin’. 22—Senior-Junior party. 27—Miss Seymour holds a rehearsal in room P. “Control yourselves and don’t act like cattle.’’ 3:15f Mayfield makes a vain effort to escape, but is successfully headed off. 3:20, Zink simply has to see Mr. Parmelee; same result. 3:30, Murph arrives!!! Much applause. 3:31, we’re turned loose to pasture. DECEMBER: —G. Gordon departs, bag and baggage for unknown parts, with Miss Seymour’s compliments. COLD CRUEL WOILD!! 8— Mills takes a refreshing (and audible) 45 minute nap in English Lit Miss G. unable to decide whether the joke is on Mr. Mills or herself. 9— Freshie takes the stairs on the run. Miss Baker pursues at top speed, but unfortunate takes refuge in Russell’s room. To prevent all bloodshed, Russell slams the door and Miss Baker nearly loses her dignity. Culprit might better have surrendered. Russell speaks on Manistee. 12— Mr. Wade starts Algebra IV. class in a course of probability and chance. “Sammy’’ Morse figures his chance pretty slim. Others in doubt. 16— Today’s problems in Algebra IV.: If every fourth machine that passes the Flint P. Smith building is a Ford, how much gasoline in Columbus, Ohio? 17— Today’s problem much simpler: If Lewis teaches Latin, how many students will take physiography? Bonny answers “all’’ mid the plaudits of the assembly. Wade allows as how he’s correct. 20— We have a “Merry Christmas’’ and a week’s vacation wished on us, the latter in spite of our pleadings. 20-28__Obliviori. Christmas comes but once a year. Would that the years were shorter! 29—The resurrection. Faculty welcome us with-------------manner. School board duly blessed. JANUARY: 3—Sundry lectures concerning the new year dealt promiscuously. 5— Miss Seymour resolves to call for no more standing committees and begs that the conduct be such as to obliviate that form of punish- ment. 6— Resolution broken—Miss Edson stands, accompanied by Mr. Miller. 8—Bonbright announces that as this is the last month he guesses he’ll recite in German. He does well for one so long out of practice. Miss Algoe in critical condition. EIGHTY-THREE 13—General complaint of low standings. Oh, well, everything is mai k down after the holidays. 21— Painful extraction of knowledge begins. Illustrations plentiful ui “the infinite capacity of the human mind to withstand the in: in- duction of knowledge.” 22— Still! 23— Worse and more of it. 24— A day of doubt and forbidding. 28— Mr. Wade introduces some shining lights into the lower classes. A new bunch learns for the first time of the delights of Manistee in Commercial Law and in other Russellian sections. 29— Miss Williams rescues some lovely Freshmen from the kind advice of Seniors as to the whereabouts of room P. FEBRUARY: 4— The light of knowledge of trigonometry ratios comes suddenly over the limited horizon of Forsythe’s mental faculties. The dawn is heralded with the exclamation, “I see.” 6—Forsythe displays more growth in his conservatory of intellectual buds. 10—School opens with the usual ceremonies, with Dodds present as usual. 11__He’s still here. Came for two hours in the morning. 12— First lantern lecture. $6.60 taken in. Cheer up; only need 30 more lectures. 13— Parm appoints himself a sleuth committee of one to probe the mystery of the third hour lab. period, or who annexed the iron filings. 17— Flags for the Cadets! Hurray! 20—Peggy Johns and Pierce converse a la grammar school methods. 26—U. S. history class sees interesting spectacle of a falling star. Gault flunks. Well, Ralphie! MARCH: 5— Wellwood considerably troubled by 2nd hour session room. Wade compliments him upon his unquestioned success as “zoo keeper.” J. E. W. retires with dignity. 12—Stereopticon lecture on Panama Canal. Hopes growing luminous. 18— Martin and Shank in kindergarten review in boys’ wardrobe. Miss Seymour assists them in arriving at the conclusion that one hook is insufficient support for two coats. 26— Lantern lecture on British Isles. Hopes growing dimmer. Maybe it’ll have to be a dark lantern. 27— Tag day. Lots of names taken, but no money. 28— Junior-Senior party. Thanks, Juniors. APRIL: 1— Rubber, we didn’t say it. 2— C. Windus Bonbright receives a severe tongue lashing from F. Eddy for holding up the mails. Others are promiscuously included. We are forced to leave the halls of learning for 11 days. Some hibernate, others exist. 14— World is awakened by Brennan’s clamorous voice. He announces with unrestrained joy and maiden-like modesty that he has re- ceived “A” on physic exam. Alas! Oh Parmelee, what canst thou be coming to? EIGHTY-FOUR 15— Announcement 7,096,012.—Miss Johns avers that she’s just graduated from sweet sixteen and has never been------------x ? ?XX !!....... 19— And on this day we walloped Fenton. 24—Commercial law class learns that “a certain man in Manistee...........” MAY: 2— Smithy makes heroic and violent efforts to recite in German. Receives numerous encouragements from Miss Algoe, but finally fails after noble attempt. 3— Pontiac 6, Flint 7. Great stuff! ! ! 7—Farley advises Messrs Wade and Cody concerning the proper way to conduct the school. Realizing Farley’s broad experience in such matters, the duo in question listen attentively, presumably receiving great and untold benefit. 13— Parmelee appears with neatly pressed trousers, thereby creating great amazement mingled with consternation among seniors. 14— Kline shows open. Select audience of H. S. critics pronounces several of the exhibitions and attractions superb. 15—Barm turns up at school with red eyes and a doubtful disposition. Tut! Tut! Mr. P. (Of course no connection between this and the 14th in- tended.) 16— Mr. Russell says that, “when the Kline shows appeared in Manistee, we always..........” 20— Bunny, Fitz, Cowing and G. Gordon match to see which pair do experi- ment, limited time preventing completion of same by all concerned. Fitz and Gertrude lose. L. S. P. wonders at sudden display of wealth, matching coins being method adopted to decide question at issue. 26— Bonbright commences reciting in German. 27— Home stretch. JUNE: 2—Gettin’ awful, but “worserest’’ still to come! ! 11-12-13—Senior exams for some. (Most of those aren’t seniors, either, leastwise not the “honest, truly, graduating” kind.) 15—Baccalaureate Sunday. (?)—Senior Picnic (?). 18— Commencement concert. 19— Graduation. Proud papas and mamas watch numerous “little Johnny’s,” receive precious documents. 20— Alumni party.—bye, bye old high school. Just as the Prospectus goes to press, the news comes of Mr. Wade’s accept- ance of an offer in Superior, Wisconsin. Totally unheralded and unexpected, this announcement is received as somewhat of a shock by the students and teachers. The loss of Mr. Wade at Central high school can hardly be expressed in words, and the purpose of this paragraph is simply to show as far as possible the feeling that exists in the city and particularly here at school towards Mr. Wade. To say that he carries the hearty good will and wishes of the entire city with him is needless. We congratulate you, fortunate Superior. Mr. W. A. Paterson’s generous banquet for the Cadets of the high school is another point worthy of mention, and the appropriate naming of the Cadet Camp, as “Camp Paterson,” perhaps expresses to Mr. Paterson as fully as possible, the obligation that is felt. EIGHTY-FIVE Athletics for girls at Central high, up to a comparatively recent date, have been a decided novelty. At present the school boasts of several basketball teams composed of members of the fair sex. The championship of the school officially went to the Senior-Junior girls when they wrested a closely fought game from the Sophomore-Freshmen in the deciding encounter of the season. The game was a nip and tuck affair and was in doubt up to the last minute of play, the upper class lasses pulling through on the big end of a 19 to 18 score. No games were played with out of town teams, the girls confining their attention to each other, the Y. W. C. A. and the Dort school. Another year will probably see a bigger interest taken by the girls in basketball. Miss Hardin has been assisting this past year, and it is due mainly to her efforts that the sport has become as popular as it is. Tennis is another sport which is rapidly springing into prominence at Central. The one lonesome court of which the school boasts of at present has been work- ing overtime since put into condition for the year. Two new courts are under construction on the girls’ side of the school, and the completion of these is ex- pected to see added interest taken in tennis, especially among the girls. Although the present scene of action tor the wielders of the racquet bears no sex restrictions, nevertheless the girls declare with emphasis that those “horrid boys,” monopolize the same to the exclusion of their number at times. Rumors ot a tournament have been noised about at school, and an inter-class struggle certainly wouldn’t go bad. Next year tennis should come more clearly into its own and spring more rapidly towards the front as it will in all probabilities, with a greater number of both boys and girls interested. EIGHTY-SIX With but one of last year’s “F” track men eligible for the 1913 team, pros- pects for laurels on the cinder paths weren’t as bright as they might have been at the beginning of the year. George Everhart returned and he along with Reed, comprised the only duo in school who had had any experience to speak of in this branch of athletics. Charley Good signified his intentions of going in for this sport, but as soon as Coach Mayer became familiar with Good’s dexterity in handl- ing a baseball bat, the die was cast and the big boy regularly installed as the clean-up gent in the batting order, properly placed in fourth position follow- ing Captain Mullin. With the knowledge of how things stood, the student body was greatly sur- prised to learn that a meet with Fenton had been scheduled for the 17th of May. Although we were defeated in this encounter, the showing made reflects considerable credit upon the school. Minus a regular coach, the team worked out together unaided, sustaining a 50 to 39 defeat under adverse conditions. Three of the events were called off, owing to the weather, the trio of course, in which we ex- pected to score heavily. Both jumps and the pole vault were the ones to go, and we were confident of pulling down eight points in both of the leaps, with an excel- lent chance of landing the premier honors in the pole vault. Scott, Savage and Farley contributed to our total, while Reed and Everheart raced away with the lion’s share of the honors. Anxious to blot out the memory of this defeat and confident that the same can easily be accomplished, a return engagement with Fenton may be secured. At present three struggles remain before the close of school. The date for the inter-class meet at which the four divisions contest for the cup donated by the faculty, has not been decided. The seniors are confident of routing the rest of the opposition, although the third year men assert that they reside in Missouri. The chance of one of the lower classes looming up in the shape of a dark horse is not improbable by any means. On June 6, the city meet will be pulled off, and on the 14th the county meet will occupy the attention of the track athletes. Central high should win both of the last mentioned with ease, judging from the dope. EIGHTY-SEVEN COURSE NOT. Miss Lewis—“You didn’t take Caesar of me, did you?” Cowing (exhibiting deeply stirred emotions)—“Well I should say not. If I had, 1 wouldn’t be here now.” Mr. Burns (before A. A. election)—“Think you’ll land the place Mullin?” The Fat One (complacently)—“I guess so. I’m pretty well known in the upper grades.” Mr. Burns—“Yes, that’s the trouble.” C. Carroll (after the theatre)—“Will you have a little lobster?” Eva—“Oh Charley, this is SO sudden.” BEFORE. There are meters of accent, And meters of tone, But the best of all meters. Is to met her alone. AFTER. There are letters of accent, And letters of tone, But the best of all letters, Is to let her alone. L. S. Parmelee (indifferently)—“The physic class will please come in sec- tions, tomorrow. figure?”11 ' Wellwood—“And what would you do then, if you had an eight sided Erma W---“Great Heavens, Mr. Wellwood, I’d commit suicide.” t u’,0tt. (dashing into store excitedly)—“Give me a mouse trap quick, i want to catch a tram. Absence makes the marks grow rounder. EIGHTY-EIGHT MAY HE SHE MEANT DODDS. Marion Cumings—“I’ve lost my little clog.” C. Howe—“Why don’t you advertise for him,” Marion—“What’s the use? He can’t read.” Wishing to discover something of the strength of the Fenton football team. Mullin engaged in conversation with the Professor of the Fenton high school, and politely inquired how Fenton had come out with Arthur Hill. “Arthur who did you say,” interrogated the listener. “Arthur Hill,” repeated Mullin. “Arthur Hill,” reiterated the professor, “why, he doesn’t go to school here.” AND MAX ROOD AT THAT. Seymour (sarcastically as usual)—“Your answer is fully as clear as mud.” Rood (deucedly clever for once)—“That covers the ground thoroughly, doesn’t it ” MORE BOTHER THAN ASSISTANCE, TOO. Leon Short—“Say, Mr. Hopkins, what is the Faculty?” Pete—“A bunch of people paid to help us seniors run the school.” M. Carscadden—“And if the canoe should sink, how far could you swim, Bobby dear?” Bobby clear—“I dunno, Marion. How far is it to the bottom?” My Pony, ’tis of thee. Emblem of Liberty, Of thee, I sing. Book of my high school days. Worthy of fondest praise. Mentioned in poets’ lays. Of thee I sing. (signed) Bonny et Cowing. Bill F.—“Say, Farley, I thought you and Miss Cameron were going to the Bijou.” Farley (helplessly)—“Well, you see we were, but she changed our minds.” Wanted—Two furnished rooms by a gentleman with folding doors. HOW Ol IJ IT BE OTHERWISE? Miss Beardsley (in algebra class)—“What did you say, Miss Cole?” Cleta Mae—“I said I didn’t understand this problem.” Miss B.—“Well, naturally.” NO FAIRY TALE. “Will you be my wife?” “I guess not.” And so he remained a bachelor and lived happily ever after. TRY ASKING HER ONCE. Given—My girl. To prove—She loves me. Proof: She’s all the world to me. All the world loves a lover. I’m a lover. Therefore, she loves me. Q. E. D. Mr. Wade has relieved a few of the teachers from hall duty. Marion Cumings and Harold Fitzgerald have replaced Miss Williams on the first floor, with Buster and Pete doing dutv farther clown the line. On the second floor. Zeke Martin has taken unto himself the tasks of the entire outlay and judging by the frequency with which he’s seen roaming about, the charge has been a howling success. Miss Baker still presides on the third floor. EIGHTY-NINE l) THK FIXW PART IS, HR STILL LIVES. Crabby Reed—“I think 'Miss Mary Gold is awfully foolish.” Aware that Crabby is capable of thinking lots of things, strange and unde niably out of the ordinary, we discreetly remained silent. No one was prepared for what followed. “I)o you know,” he continued, beginning to leave, “she puts out tubs to catch soft water, when it is raining hard.” And then someone prayed, and following this silence fell upon the assembly. Finch “What a finely chiseled mouth you have, James. It ought to be on a girl’s face.” Norman—“I seldom miss the opportunity.” Freshman (in soda fountain)—“Gee, I wonder if there will be anything left for us to eat? Look at the crowd!” Second Freshman—“Golly, I don’t believe there will. There’s “Toots” May- field ahead of us.” GET THIS ONE! Mr. Wade (in U. S. History class)—“The question, “Is life worth living?, is wholly dependent upon the liver.” B. Grobe (in Lab.)—“1 always measure upside down.” DON’T BLAME YOU A BIT, RED, WE WOULD OURSELF. Mullin: Her lips were so near, That—What else could I do? You’ll be angry I fear But—her lips were so near— Well, I can’t make it clear Or explain it, my dear. But her lips were so near. That—What else was there to do? Undeniably and absolutely nothing, Mullin, in a well defined case like that. “Is your brother working?” Miss Gillespie—“I suppose so. The judge said hard labor.” Chaucer: “And take away this martir for his bere. Fitzgerald—“And take this martyr away for his beer.” X X X X He—“A kiss is the language of love.” M. Mullin—“Well, why don’t you say something?” He—“But still I think kissing breeds disease.” M. Mullin—“All right, we’ll be sick together.” KIND OF TOUGH ON THE SCHOOL. E. Williamson (excitedly)—“Oh say, this morning I saw a dead horse on the way to school.” Wanted—An airy bedroom by a man 22 feet long and 11 feet wide. BOOM! A jolly young chemistry tough, While mixing a compound of stuff, Dropped a match in the vial. And after a while They found a front tooth and a cuff. HOW IN THE DICKENS DID IT HAPPEN TO BE LIGHTED! Kenneth—“Martha dear, may I smoke? Martha—“If you did, Kenneth, dad would put you out.” Kenneth—“Martha dear, the lamp is smoking.” NINETY Ho Y'i you suppose. Bob G.—“I went out to see Helen last night.” Nina—‘‘Is that so? How’d you find her?” Bob—‘‘Oh, I knew where she lived.” Gertrude Gordon (at Senior-Junior party)—“Want some more ice cream, Grace?” Grace Callahan—“Well just a little mouthful.” G. G. (to assistant)—“Here, fill up Grace’s plate.” Miss Gold (to new pupil)—“Do you know Shakespeare well?” New one—“G’wan you can’t kid me. He’s dead.” NATURALLY. Miss Fuller—“Why do you speak of a ship as she?” Tommy Callahan—“Because they stick around the buoys.” GUESS 1 AKM KIND OF FOOLED 'EM. Mr. Parmelee (demonstrating)—“You see this machine is turned by— (ex- pectant laugh from seniors)—a handle,” finished Mr. P. smiling broadly. IT MIGHT HELP SOME. Bobby Gott—“Say, Goody, where is Bally this hour, do you know?” Good—“Navv I don’t know. Look up your sister’s program.” AND USUALLY THEY ACTUALLY THINK WE’RE AMUSED. We always laugh at teacher’s jokes No matter what they be. ’Tis not because they’re funny, nay. But because it’s policy. BOTH, TOO, IF YOU PLEASE. “Cold dear?” “ ’Bout to freeze.” “Want my coat, dear?” “No. Just the sleeves.” Mr. Wade (to D. Farley)—“You might as well stay the rest of the after- noon, Farley. The trig, class is going out doors.” Gertrude Gordon—“I see you are smiling at our jokes, Marion.” Marion—“Sure, Gertrude, I always smile when 1 meet an old friend.” Miss Williams—“I’m tempted to give this French class an exam.” Chorus from the back row—“Yield not to temptation.” (To the editor): Should I say “Ham and eggs is a good dish,” or “ham and eggs are a good dish.”—Marie Gott. (Why my dear Marie, ham is not a dish. Eggs are not a dish. Therefore together they cannot be a dish, and consequently it would be foolish for you to use either of your sentences. Omelette makes a dandy breakfast, anyway.—Ed.) slant; from shakespeakk. Thou cans’t not shake me.—MacBeth. Are stuck upon thee—Measures for Measures. I have been in such a pickle—Tempest. Gave Hector a gift—a lemon.—Love’s Labor Lost. Raw tricks—Merchant of Venice. Hath chosen the dame and stalled.—The Passionate Pilgrim. For Warwick was a bug. — Henry the Sixth. Ha! Rank.—Henry the Eighth. Were never such lamps, but hers—Venus and Adonis. That is rank—Venus and Adonis. With leaden legs and batty.—Midsummer Night’s Dream. NINETY-ONE AND THEN HE Dll) PUNK. Farley (nervously)—“I'm going to make up that exam in English Literatim now. Was it hard? ’Nother senior—“No, not very. Farley—“I don’t know what to write. ’N. S.—“Aw you should worry like the dickens and be an author. PERFECTLY PLAIN. Miss Mudge writes on board: Please remember not to forget to remember that you are not to forget that you are not to sit with the person to whom you’re speaking. Teacher—“Is mumps singular or plural? Edith Johnson—“Plural if you have it on both sides. THEM’S OCR SENTIMENTS PERSACTLY. A school paper’s a great invention. The staff gets all the fame, The business manager the money, And the editor all the blame. Cowing (translating in Virgil)—“And then they went and bleached their feet. I-er----ah—__ that is I mean they beached their fleet. Mr. Johns (also translating)—“They stretched themselves out on the shores in all directions—Big burst of laughter—. M. Johns—“What’s the matter now? Junior—“This picture doesn’t look a bit like me. Senior—“Then you haven’t got any kick coming. A. Heed—“He and I are going to the ‘movies’ tonight. N. Edson—“You are! Why this will make the third time this week. A. Reed—“I know it, but the pictures don’t bother us. AI) Y ERTIS E M EXTS. Wanted—Girls to sew buttons on the fourth floor. Three young ladies want washing. Wanted—A man with a wooden leg to mash potatoes. G. Leonard—“I heard a fellow say F. Lyon had a perfect rosebud of a mouth. C. Edwards—“Oh piffle. A rosebud is usually closed. Mayer (at mass meeting)—“When I see the Mullins it reminds me about the story of the two brothers, one of whom never drank a drop and the other of whom never dropped a drink. Miss Seymour (talking to seniors)—“When you escape tonight, please don’t create as much disturbance as usual. Also all please go, as I’m expecting the latest edition of freshmen down from above. Grove—“Why say, do you know when I was in Detroit 1 was so hungry that I went into a Baltimore lunch room and ate off the arm of a chair. “THEM WAS THE HAPPY DAYS.” school?”' Sanford_“Why don t y° dress � l any more, Fat, when you come to Fat ‘ What’s the use. There isn’t anyone to dress up for this year.” WONDER HOW SHE KNEW! “What are the three kinds of levers? M. Moffett—“First, second and third. NINETY-TWO MIGHT SPOIL THE KMFE. Charley Good (at Pontiac after the game)—“Here waiter, this knife is dull and the steak is like leather.’' Waiter—“Yes sir. You can sharpen the knife on the steak, sir.” SOME IDEA, THIS. 1 don’t want no education, I ain’t got no application. I can’t do no multiplication. There ain’t no chance of graduation. Nothing ahead but aggravation, Misery and prevarication. So I’ll quit! Respectfully dedicated to Skiggs, Murphy, Lunt, Dodds and others. MIGHT GET A PERMANENT POSITION. H. Wright—“Will it hurt the grass if 1 walk on it?” Miss Mudge—“No, no, not at all. Just the same as a steam roller. Do it Miss Gold—“Mr. McGuire, what was the time of the play, MacBeth?” Stage Whisper (coming to aid Betty)—“Ten forty.” Betty (heroically)_“Twenty minutes to eleven, ma’am.” “ALL THINGS COME TO HIM---------” If love is blind, And lovers cannot see, Why in the dickens, Doesn’t some girl love me? —Harold Shank. Teacher—“What words do freshmen use the oftenest. Gault—“I don’t know.” Teacher—“Correct.” WHO CAN DOUBT THIS? We hate to say it, but the truth is, Mr. Russell is getting very absent- minded. The other day he boarded a car. and seeing a young lady acquaintance, nonchalantly handed her a nickel, and then turned and made an elaborate bow and shook hands cordially with the conductor, beginning, “On the cars in Manistee, we--” Mr. Burns—“There’s a proverb that applies to every person.” Max McLay—“What’s mine?” Burns—“To whom the Lord gives office, he gives brains.” Max—“But I haven’t an office.” Mr. B.—“Well!” MAYBE YOU DON’T REMEMBER THIS IN THE BOOK. To Prove: A boy is the limit. A girl is constant 1 , A boy is variable. By substitution: When a boy approaches a girl in such a way that the difference between them becomes less than any assigned value, however small, the boy becomes the limit. The above only applies in some cases. In the majority of instances, the feminine portion of the deal is more ready to listen to reason. NINETY- THREE R. J. GILLESPIE R. J. GILLESPIE COMPANY SARAH S. 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How could you? t DAVISON COMPANY For Young Ideas CLOTHING, HATS, CAPS AND FURNISHINGS • $xS i s � s xS $ S S S $ $ £ $ $ S S $ i s W. C. LEWIS GO. Clothing and Furnishings W. E. FELLOWS % JEWELER SOUTH SAGINAW STREET b lint - Michigan 111 SOUTH SAGINAW ST. FLINT - MICHIGAN LOOK WELL Before You Buy Buy Walk - Overs and Look Well Afterwards Walk-Over Boot Shop 614 S. Saginaw St., Flint, Mich. H. .McGuire (in class meeting) “I move Mr. Bonbright be nominated class historian---- slight pause—. I move the nominations be closed.” Bastum Bros (Company Jttamtfartnring .Ijcturlcrs, Jingraticrs anft 'tattoncrs ittgrabrb Jnttitations ani Programs (Class anl Fraternity Pins 3t ocii ester, KcUi |Jork 228 Bastian tuilMng MEET ME AT THE COLONIAL And Enjoy a Good Cool Drink 609 South Saginaw Street Phone 782R George, you have our sympathy. Mr. Wade, “Mr. Uangdon, tell us why Washington was made presi- dent of the United States?” Skiggs, rousing partially, “He drove some kind of a wagon during the war, didn’t he?” Bell Phone 45 310 South Saginaw Street A. A. RIKER Pure Drugs and Fine Confections � « s $ s $ e s- � ' $ � s s s s s s x “Get It At” I Remember, I Remember. (With sincere and humble apologies to Thomas Hood). Duan I. I remember, I remember The Physiics class at morn With “Parm” behind his pine slab bar, With cherubic face unshorn, His collar-a-la-gates ajar And his usual black string tie But the ugly frown upon his brow Belies in the ointment there’s a fly. Duan II. I remember, I remember The old chestnuts he dug up Such humor never has been found Since Hector was a pup And that antique apparatus That was rare as solid gold But the one who was caught med- dling His position soon was told. Anonymous. McKeighan's That’s the best advise to any prospective buyer of Drugs, Cameras, Stationery or Sporting Goods. If it’s sold in a drug store you can “get it at” MCKEIGHAN'S 801 Harriet St. 2905 Industrial Ave. 1301 S. Saginaw St. INDUSTRIAL SAVINGS BANK OFFICES Flint P. Smith Bldg. Cor. Hamilton and Ind. Ave. For the exclusive use of the la- dies, the bank has provided, in its main office an attractive and com- fortable room supplied with easy chairs, desks, stationery and other conveniences, where they may rest, meet friends and transact their busi- ness. BANK OF THE PERSONAL SERVICE $ $ Imperial $3 Hate They come to us like magic. Derby’s, Soft’s and Straw’s IN A VARIETY OF STYLES AM) PRICES BALDWIN’S MEN’S WEAR 413 S. Saginaw St. Flint, Michigan CABLE PIANOS A RE SOLD DIRECT FROM FACTORY TO CUST- OMER, THAT IS THE REASON WHY WE SAVE YOU FROM $100 TO $150, THE MIDDLEMAN’S PROFIT. THE REASON WHY OUR PIANOS HOLD UP IS BECAUSE THEY ARE BUILT BY SKILLED WORKMEN, AND EVERY ONE GUARANTEED. R. F. WRIGIIT Mgr. 004 S. Saginaw St Flint. Mich. To the Class of -1913- We thank you for your business in the past, and hope we may continue to be favored with your future patronage in our different lines. With best wishes for a successful career. Abraham-Foss Co. Sporting Goods of All Kinds. G. Dodds: “When you go to the Arcadia you have to wear tan shoes.” Marion, “Why?” George, “So you can see the tan- go.” LOYAL GUARD FOUNDED 1895 Strictly a Fraternal Beneficiary Society Has paid out in eighteen years, to the Widows, Orphans and Dependents of its deceased members, a total of $890,000 K833 And has never had a lawsuit, every beneficiary having received promptly the amount promised in the contract. MAIN OFFICE - FLINT, MICH. Maher Dancing Academy The Dry den BEGINNERS’ CLASSES. Ladies and gentlemen meet every Monday and Friday evenings at 7:30 o’clock. This class is attended by ladies and gentlemen of all ages. Instruction is devoted to the modern waltz and two-step, free from hop and jump, and the stand- ard dances, which pupils readily ac- quire in one term. Freedom from embarrassment is assured. No-on-lookers excepting necessary escort of lady members admitted. Fee per term, ladies and gentlemen, $4. Pupils guaranteed to learn in one term. PRIVATE LESSONS One Lesson - $2.00 Three Lessons - 5.00 Four or more Lessons, $1.50 each. Reductions made when two or more pupils take lessons together. Music for Private Lessons 50c extra. For further information call, or telephone 1407 J. $ MacKennon and DeWitt Ql'ALlTY GOOI) PRICE RIGHT SERVICE IN EXCELLED Phone 565.1 801 Newall St. The place where you get your moneys worth in all kind of meats and groceries. We handle all kind of Vegetablos and Fruits in season. Don’t forget the name and place. Heard at the Pump. Mills, “This is a deuce of a pump, why don’t we get a decent one?” Janitor placidly, “All it needs is a little fixing. The handle is al- right.” CADET UNIFORMS The Finest, Cheapest and Best Made Be- cause they are made of Guaranteed Mater- ials, to measure of each wearer and always fit and are so substantially constructed by military tailors that they stand hard service. SUPERIOR QUALITY CAPS Are an important part of our uniforms and are praised by all wearers. I ry one and you will always buy them. MILITARY AND SCHOOL EQUIPMENTS CLASS CAPS CLASS GOWNS CLASS PINS CLASS PENNANTS Free Catalogs Await Your Request Henderson-Ames Co. KALAMAZOO - MICHIGAN C. Bonbright in Virgil class recit- ing drops his book on the floor with loud crash. H. Fitzgerald (with sudden wit) “Ah, I see Carl has dropped Virgil.” S. B. CLARK FINE STATIONERY OFFICE SUPPLIES BOOKS, ETC. 408 S. Saginaw St., Flint, Mich. I W. I). TER HUSH DEALER IN I TINE HARNESS AND TURF GOODS nr-13 SECOND STREET EAST F. I). Baker Son AGENTS FOR.... Household Remedies BEST SHOES ON EARTH Congelton Rogers I 410 South Saginaw Street Bernice Stanley, “Mr. Parmelee, I don’t understand a thing about dy- f nanios.” Mr. Parmelee, “Oh, well, you’re f young yet.” I . NEW ORLEANS FRUIT HOUSE Always at Your Service : The Finest Foreign and Domestic Fruits 315 South Saginaw Street Bell Phone 1165 and 1166 Valley 218 s § ¥ F. E. CURTIS DRUGGIST We Solicit Your Trade for School Supplies and Confectionery I Corner Second and Saginaw Sts. Miss Seymour on returning from a short absence from the room and finding a cigarette on her desk, picked it up in a business-like man- ner and inquired, “Who has a match?” THE ONLY NATIONAL BANK IN GENESEE COUNTY tt HI HO BOYS Two Million Dollars of Resources | THE NATIONAL BANK OF FLINT After the Latin “hi” to your Home Tailors, where you can get the right home fit. Tailors’ Woolens Hawes Von Gal Made Hals Kenreign Hain Coals Vindex Coal Sliirls Shirls Made (o Order THE BOYS’ STOKE COLE COLE Tailors and Outfitters “Often the Cheapest Always the Best” X BEFORE OK AFTER THE SHOPPING CALL AT I The Paris Candy Co. s MANUFACTURERS OF I Delicious Chocolates, Don Dons, Pure Ice Cream and Ices Flint’s Finest Confectionery and Ice Cream Parlor % Sanitary Lunch Served at all Hours TKY US AM) KNOW | The Paris Candy Co. BELL PHONE 1115 500 S. Saginaw Si. Flint, Michigan Jessie Baker, to her brother, Bry- an, in history class: “Bry, stop your talking.” Bry, “Well, it runs in the fam- ily. Every young buck has his girlie, Some or them have two or three But for “Society Brand' 'Billy, There’s oniy one Filly, She's a corkerfrom“A to “Z. BUCKINGHAM’S 411 South Saginaw Street FLINT - MICHIGAN « A. W.Dodds Funeral Directors (lJLs Opr South Saginaw St., Flint, Mich. iMr. Parmelee (in Physics), “Mr. Zimmerman, you may tell us all you know about work.” We Help You $ We pay good money for this space, not that we ever expect any returns for it as an advertisement compared with the good results of daily papers, hut as an apprecia- tion of the many pleasant little moments we have had with you during your school days in fitting you out with stationery and supplies. Keep us in mind in the future and remember we can frame your diplomas, furnish your library, decorate your home or sell you fancy goods and gifts for your friends. M. E. Carlton Co. 510 South Saginaw Street Genesee County Savings Bank Capital Surplus Deposits 5100.000. 00 300,000.00 3.000. 000.00 The Oldest Bank in the County Farley, (after class rush), “Gee, I feel fine, I just had a bath.” C. G. Wade (nonchalantly) “Some people take one as often as once a week.” ENGRAVING m fPANY CHICAGO %$L. ... • - Nrirts tN,ngra vers Xjmversit les anc) 0 0 flexes BRANCH ornccs DAVENPORT IOWA DES MOINES IOWA MINNEAPOLIS MINNESOTA